#Had me giggling while making this

[nebulanightsky]

Nah he'll get executed in the end :>

#Another goofy ah post #nebula doodles #Just what i've imagined when dream got out of the cell #Had me giggling while making this #Based on the anime i watched; jujutsu kaisen #jmv #dreamswap #dreamswap dream #damien polarity #jmv obsidian #toasty cinematic universe #Corrupted ds dream #Out of context #Edit: Actually i wanna see obsidian getting butt kicked by cor. dream hehwheheh

[sparring-spirals]

okay. i mean this with the utmost affection. but. while imogen and laudna telling each other "im you're anchor. you're my tether" as reassurance about going "dark" or giving into the lure of power is very meaningful and important. it also kind of struck me like. hey wait one of you anchoring the other. fine. possibly-functional. but doesnt BOTH of you tethering to each other risk creation of a spinning centrifugal blur whirling down the road to power.

and like yes yes this isnt an original thought and the proper terminology for this is probably like "dual corruption arc" or in CR "i broke the world for you" yes but. i wanted to share the specific imagery my brain provided for this train of thought, which is roughly:

like. thanks. brain. i guess.

bonus thought that popped up when drawing this:

#critical role #imogen temult #laudna #c3e65 #cr spoilers #kinda #sorcery pact #LOOK I CAN ABSOLUTELY WRITE MORE THOUGHTFUL IN DEPTH ANALYSIS OF THIS or i can illustrate this and giggle at it #orbs spin fast. hah. #:) #(once i watch. proper meta is coming. this is both a promise and a threat) #i was partway thru making this post when i lost signal for a while and had to ask someone around me whether centrifugal is the outward forc #and couldnt explain why i was asking #the sacrifices i make for cr...... #shitpost #spar speaks #imodna #.....?

[cerise-on-top]

hi! how would Valeria and Kate react if their wife’s got hurt because of their work, both of them working highly jobs and it ended up catching up to their s/o. hoe you are doing well and drink plenty of water! thank you!

-🍒

Hello! Both of them would be absolutely distraught, but would go about it in different ways!

Valeria’s and Laswell’s Wife Gets Hurt Because of their Job

Valeria: Whoever hurt you will wind up tortured and eventually, once she thinks they’ve had enough of their miserable life, will wind up dead. Naturally, the first thing she does is check up on you, see if you’re alright and well, that’s her priority. You’re the love of her life, there’s no one else in this world she wants to see do well. You’ll be admitted to the best hospital nearby and will only get the finest treatment. Once you’re stabilized, that’s when the hunt begins. Whoever hurt you won’t get too far since that bastard’s life will be on the line. Regardless of where they might be hiding, Valeria will find them and show them that death is actually a kind of mercy. She has pretty much everything at her disposal, everything money can buy, this sucker won’t know what hit them. If it’s revenge they want, then revenge they’ll get. Valeria promises you that their head will be on a silver plate. She’s not very good with words when it comes to comforting someone, but she will have that person killed in the most cruel ways she can imagine. In fact, she’ll take the pleasure of torturing them upon herself. Once she’s done, she’ll take some days off, which is surprising since she usually can’t afford that at all. You’ll be under her direct care for those days. Anything you want you’ll get. Afterwards there will be a slight shift in her demeanor, Valeria becomes more protective over you. Sometimes she might even assign some trusted people of hers to watch over you since she can’t afford something like that happening again. While she can’t always take some days off, she’ll try to be closer to you anyway. Always texting you, finding excuses to come home for a day maybe. She just really needs to make sure you’re okay, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself if you died.

Laswell: Laswell will try to be a bit more diplomatic about it at first, trying to coax whoever hurt you out of hiding. This person will be held accountable for their crimes against her world. Naturally, she rescues you first, gets you to the nearest hospital and won’t leave your side until you’re stable again. If it takes you a while to wake up again, she’ll leave to find the fucker and make sure they swim with the fishes. She has a pretty large, efficient network and will find out who it was fairly easily. Once she knows who they are, she won’t hesitate to find out all their past crimes as well, if they hurt you then they must have done some other awful things as well. Once that phase is over, she’ll go to their home herself and have them arrested, put in the worst prison imaginable where the inmates are treated especially badly. She won’t kill them, but she wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up dead anyway. Laswell usually isn’t an evil person, but she does hope that person dies during their time. Their sentence will be as long as possible so there’s no chance of them ever seeing the sunlight again either. Once all of this is over, she, too, would take some days off to spend with you. You’re a priority above all else, so Laswell will want to be there for you, no matter the cost. While she usually isn’t, depending on how severely you got hurt she might become a bit overbearing, a bit overprotective. That overprotectiveness will last for a few months, afterwards she’ll try to give you some space again. However, she’ll always be keeping a closer eye on you, always texting or calling you every once in a while to make sure you’re okay. If she needs to, she’ll put you under her protection officially, but the situation needs to be dire for that to happen. Either way, she’ll be keeping you safe.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #fem!reader #I hit over 100k words in my document last night which is so so much #I've written so much for Call of Duty in such a short time it's unbelievable. granted there's one fic I never posted but still #I don't intend to stop now either though it's fun. I'll probably be into cod for a while still anyway so there's that too #besides Valeria and Laswell have me in a chokehold. Farah does too I love them #every time someone requests them I'm very happy. I didn't expect the girls to be this popular though in all honesty #not complaining! it's nice to get to imagine kissing girls. it makes my gay little heart sing #I actually had some art of Valeria and an OC of mine commissioned not too long ago #every time I look at it I giggle and kick my legs a bit #I want her to fluster the everloving hell out of me until I can't speak anymore and am complete mush for her #I know I've mentioned it before but I love women who could absolutely just kill me. and who absolutely would do it as well #cod has some good women. made me realise that older women are also pretty epic #I think I'd melt into a puddle if Laswell ever called me her girl or her wife

[wintahwonderland]

the thin dark duke and his husband

#help pls the brain rot is not leaving me #i saw those two eggs and knew what i had to do #was giggling the whole time while making them #my family was very confused #i can't not think about them #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #go #aziraphale #crowley #thin dark duke #egg omens

[sketchy-tour]

!!!!!! I REACHED THE SCREAMING PART THATS SO MANY BOOPS WHAT HELLO???????? I WAS OUT AND ABOUT TODAY AND CAME BACK TO CARNAGE

#I HAVE BEEN BOOPED!!!!! TO DEATH!!!!!!!! #IVE TRIED TO BOOP WHILE BUSY VISITING FAMILY BUT I COULDNT KEEP UP #Seeing some of yall absolutely OBLITERATE me with your paws has been making me giggle sm tho #this has been the most fun I've had with my followers and people I follow!!!! #The absolute joy I feel when I've been booped back!!!!! #I LOVE YALL!!!!!

[mamawasatesttube]

What are ur fav timkon tropes?

god i don't even know... basically anything might get me if it satisfies like two point five requirements:

they actually like each other (incredibly low bar, and yet!)

they both have real personalities (INCREDIBLY LOW BAR.......... AND YET!)

BONUS: one or both of them goes off the shits to protect and care for the other

which i guess is to say it's about the best friends to lovers of it all. the bone-deep familiarity with each other. laughing over stupid jokes and being completely at ease in each other's spaces. little things that remind them of each other. shenanigans. but also DEEP deep devotion. this is all not really tropes but augh i don't know i like forgot every single trope on the planet the moment i saw this ask

#it's just important to me that they are in fact BEST FRIENDS #it's about the ''meeting each other's eyes during a serious meeting while someone else is talking and both having to try not to giggle'' #the ''have you ever thought about how human shrek had hair in shrek 2'' ''GO TO BED'' texts at 3am of it all #the ''hey im at your house having dinner with your brother. where are you'' of it all #AND the ''i will drop EVERYTHING and run to you the second you call me.'' of it all. #the ''i know you can take care of yourself but i still want to protect you.'' #it's about devotion and humor both as intimacy. what's love if not making your beloveds laugh all the time #timkon #answers

[ninyard]

your aftg memes and twitter threads have bewitched me body and soul. I am now romantically in love with you

let’s get married I love you more anon heres my wedding gift to you

#might use it in a later edition #we’ll see! #but I love you this is so kind I’m so glad people actually like them #bc I do be sitting here giggling to myself while I make them #still thinking about ‘Riko just had his own skiing accident. RIP king 🙏’ #i make myself laugh a lil too much sometimes!! #sidenote if literally anyone wants me to use their username for a Twitter username send it to me

[teitomonogatari]

One thing about Usami is he's a sweet handsome boy

#gkm #golden kamuy #usami tokishige #this vision came to me at 3 am while i was trying to sleep. i had to fight so hard not to get up right then to make it #also laurie kept walking in while i was making this and we kept giggling because of how silly it was #i love him

[navree]

to be clear, i'm not angry about pretty boy slade wilson at all, if clark is just starting out then bruce has probably only been at it for a couple years himself, and dick is definitely still flipping about at haly's with his totally alive not ever gonna die parents and a good few years from slade deciding that his archnemesis needs to be a teenager from the most insane family in all of north america, it makes sense that slade so far is a young man still fulfilling mercenary contracts and other things like that and still in the relative flush of youth

also again, the way they drew him was hot, if this is how slade's anime twink phase goes i'm not mad about it

#personal #my adventures with superman #like slade being around clark and bruce's age makes sense considering he has kids that are dick and jason's ages #so if they're young men (and we know clark is a young man because he's a first time intern and literally started superman yesterday) #(and stands to reason bruce is at a similar age even if he's not in this show) #then slade too would be a relatively young man #with his anime snow white hair and anime golden eyes this is the best show ever made i'm sorry i can't stop giggling #it's not the fact that they made him young that's making me laugh again that makes sense #unexpected to me cuz again i'm used to him being an older gentlement with his shitty relationships with his children #and his rivalries with teenagers (the fact that he shows up in utrh just to sic assassins on nineteen year old jason for NO reason is just) #(it's insane why is he picking fights with batman's children while they're still children calm down buddy) #it's the fact that they had a choice on how to draw him and they just went He Will Be The Most Beautiful Girl In The Show #i love it

[wizard-hubris]

Javert, busting an entire crime gang in the sassiest way possible, telling a criminal not to shoot him because the gun will misfire, thus making the criminal try to shoot him but the gun misfires (probably making all the criminals believe he has supernatural abilities in the process), before naming every single one of the masked criminals correctly without even lifting their masks:

bonus version with quastvert:

#les miserables #les mis #les mis shitpost #the brick #javert #me? making a les mis shitpost in the year of our lord 2023??? IT'S MORE FUCKING LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!!!! #i'm kneedeep back in my valvert phase babey #anyway have a silly meme i had to think of while going on a walk about one of the best chapters of the entire brick lmao #also have the quastvert version as a bonus bc i wanted to take brickvert bc duh it's a brick 'exclusive' scene #but i picked that half smile screenshot of quastvert and had to giggle so much while editing apparently i think i'm funny or something idk #but i like that version lots and didn't want to keep it from you guys #(it's also one of the few times javert can actually say that lmao especially musical javert tends to be very very bad at math lol)

[starheirxero]

we've been mutuals for so long and only now am i realizing your name is xero and not star. what the hell. (/nm towards you but like. how did i miss that...)

BAHSGAHHAHAQ PLSSSSS I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GOING 2 NOTICE IT WAS SO FUNNY 2 ME HEIAHAJAHA

#asks #helinedmightbehere #/SILLY I GENUINELY DIDNT MIND IT JUST MADE ME GIGGLE #if it makes u feel any better #my old username used to be 'amegasadnerd' #and 'nerd' was the name i preferred from that url right? #but i had MULTIPLE PEOPLE #call me 'mega' for a while #AND ONE PERSON #EVEN CALLED ME 'SAD' ONCE #AND IM STILL.NOT OVER THAT IT WAS SO.FUCKIDNHQUAHAHAHAHAHQ #SO. TO BE FAIR. BEING CALLED 'STAR' FOR A LIL WHILE ISNT THAT BAD. BC AT LEAST ITS NOT 'SAD' OR 'MEGA' HAHAHAHA

[florenzzis]

Nothing in the world is mine for free

But my love, mine, all mine, all mine

#royai #fma #fmab #fmaedit #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #this is THEE most self indulgent thing i have ever done #the target audience for this post is me #fleabag voice: this is a love story #song is my love mine all mine by mitski #i had so much fun making this ive spent the past three days giggling while cutting clips and editing this #mine

[emilynightshade89]

Willem Wednesday + 👀

#catch me giggling in my kitchen while making this post i #i had way too much fun 😆 #willem wednesday #willem dafoe #shut yer face moony #i need one of the two last ones as a bookmark #so that anytime i look over to an unfinished book i have willem looking at me like: HI!!!!! ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THIS!? :D

[italictext]

I desperately need to befriend a Death Note fan irl who likes Death Note the way I do.. The only DN fans I've met irl are anime only Near haters :'(

#I NEED someone to shake while I rant to them about Death Note pls pls pls #I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GIGGLE WITH WHILE WE STARE AT DEATH NOTE PANELS PLS PLS PLS #My sister has seen Death Note but she's not really into it + anime only + Near hater </3 #It sucks to remember that the Death Note fandom isn't just my mutuals.. Some people genuinely hate Near :(( #I LOVE the anime the animation is beautiful the soundtrack is beautiful and OOOOO THE COLOR CODING EEEE but #It butchered the 2nd half soo so badly and changed Near's personality and I'm not a fan of the ending :( #THE MANGA ENDING IS SOOO SO GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL #OMGGGG when Light admits to being Kira and gives them his speech and calls himself god of the new world AND EEEE NEAR SAYS “NO YOURE JUST A #MASS MURDERER“ #LIKE EEEE THAT ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE NEAR WAS SOOO SO COOL FOR THAT LIKE HE'S LITERALLY FACE TO FACE WITH KIRA THE GUY WHO KILLED L #And Near REPEATS IT. HE CALLS HIM “JUST A MURDERER” TWICE. #Sorry but the anime made Near so stupid “lol just let him run away it's not like he'll survive” #I love Near and Light's dynamic so much they're so funny. They have the prettiest panels too #Maybe an unpopular opinion but Near vs Light was wayyy more entertaining that L vs Light #And it hurts me to see people say that it should've ended at the 1st half. I know people can have their own opinions or whatever but THEYRE #WRONG!! DN is SOOO much better with the 2nd half + if it ended at L's death that would've sucked. So glad L died midway #I wish I had a friend I could talk about DN to :( I'll just hope one of my friends decide to watch it because idk how to make new friends #Discord servers scare me and while I love my mutuals if any of you tried to message me I think I'd cry out of nervousness lol #Gosh this is long shoukd I even post this

[sarumint]

🫠

#I keep losing wifi #so I was like hmm you know what #let’s make a little visit to flipaclip #and this is what I ended up with #this was the most genuine fun I’ve had doing art in a while #bc usually I’d draw 5 lines or something then go yeah that’s good enough for a break that will last 10 minutes or more #anyway a little sarumi animation #it always has to be them #k project #saruhiko fushimi #misaki yata #misaki aisnt even wrong tho bc while saru is indeed flustered he is also mad for having feelings #it’s in almost every sarumi fic I’ve read #he notices that unfamiliar feeling in his stomach and goes ahh that what it is ahh this is so fucking lame #never fails to get a giggle out of me

[kingblau]

What bird is on your icon? It is so baby!

Isn't it?!!! He's a grey headed albatross chick. The photo was taken by Frans Lanting, he's a wildlife photographer.

here he is!

#it was my lockscreen for quite a while #it makes me giggle #hes so shmol #thank you for asking - it sent me down a rabbit hole bc i thought it was saved to my phone but wasnt so i had to go find it #and found a bunch of other baby albatross pictures