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noodlefluid · 2 years

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Rottmnt headcanons about the bois in a relationship

I somehow got really into "rottmnt x reader" and now I can't stop thinking about it, it's slowly consuming my whole life at this point/hj

Btw, english isn't my first language so if I make any grammar mistake let me know

S/O stand for "Significant other", I would be using singular they/them pronouns and third person

Tw: a few curses, besides that is just fluff and fluffy angst, probably OOC

Raphael

He loves being kiss and also knows how to convinced his S/O to giving him smoochies

His main love languages are act of service and quality time, he really likes when he's being helpful, but sometimes overdo it (this may or may have not been a trigger for a discussion)

He loves being little spoon, but he is concious of his size an that iss almost imposible, so most of the time he is the big spoon (if S/O is taller god save their soul cause their gonna have this big boi on top 24/7 /nsx)

Because of his body type and the spikes on his body he's really insecure and afraid of hurting his S/O, so even if he really need hugs, he contain himself as much as posible, he treat them as if they were made of glass

Has a "love stink"

He has a hard time telling his S/O about his weakness cause he wants to be their heroe, and the person they rely on the most

He breaks easily tho, his S/O ask if he's fine and you have a 6 foot turtle crying at their lap for at least an hour, telling how much he loves them and asking how such an amazing person is dating such a useless turtle like him, that he doesn't deserve them yada yada yada (we lub u Raphie, don't talk like that bout urself)

Loves when his S/O is spending time with his brothers, it make him feel like they're e part of his family already, sometimes refers to S/O as sibling-in-law, without noticing "Don't be disrespectful toward your sibling-in-law, Leo!, they could take your joke the wrong way" When he realized what he says his face basicaly match his bandana and hide for the next 2 hours because of the embarassment, Leo obviously tease him and start calling S/O sibling-in-law from that day on

Leo

A completely messy dumbass when it comes to his S/O, his brothers hates you (/pos) cause it's the only thing Leo is talking all day

Smile like an idiot when he sees a text of his S/O, and usually takes a few minutes for him to respond cause he just so excited, he's jumping and giggling to himself (Donnie says he's cringe, Leo says he's bitchless)

His main love language are memes, funny images go brr lmao. Absolutely would tag you on cat posts with an "us"

His second main Love language is words of affirmation, he really like the feeling of making someone feel good just by talking cause he know how it is to not have those words sometimes

Very flirtatious, chessy lines and a lot of dumb compliments, but oh man don't flirt back cause this boy's gonna melt and stop working for the next 5 minutes

He has a "S/O is amazing and this is why" time, when Leo tell everything that is perfect about his S/O, no one know what could trigger it so they're walking on eggshells everytime something slightly remind him of his S/O, he could be having breakfast and just start talking "Oh you're drinking coffee? My S/O love this brand of coffee. Hey have you tasted S/O coffee? They make the most tastiest and amazing ones in the word, and oh! the other they..." and this easily can go for hours until someone beg him to stop

He scroll over every single astrology post with his and his S/O signs in it, would send them to his S/O and talk about how perfect they are, if their sign isn't compatible with his, he would cry and then proceed to automaticaly say that astrology is the dumbest thing in the whole world

Donnie

Even if he usually hates being touchy, he would probably be the total opossite with his s/o, just in alone time tho, he would never let his brothers see him like that weak. This doesn't mean his S/O can touch him whenever he want but he is more recilliant to accept them

He doesn't know how to ask for affection, so he would just akwardly stand around his S/O until they notice him, and hopefully understand what he want

Lots of gifts, his main love language are gifts, it could be small, it could be something big, but gifts is a must for Donnie, even if some of them are a complete failure

His second most prominent love language is quality time, wich translate to "We are sharing a room", He and his S/O aren't even talking or touching, S/O maybe hasn't even notice Donnie's there, but they are spending quality time with eachother

Another way of saying "I love you" is talking about the proyect he's working on, or his last hiperfixation, telling fun facts about the think his S/O likes, you like cats? "Did you know that cats came from egypt? And did you know their purr can decrease anxiety levels" S/O likes Astronomy? "Fun fact: Nasa kinda 'email' tools to astronauts because of 3D printers, really useful don't ya think?" He likes to share their interests and know more about them

He's incredibly observant and attentive towards his S/O, he may struggle with emotions but can tell right away when his S/O isn't feeling good

He have a list of everything his S/O like in alphabetical orden and separated by categories

Most likely develop stims that involved touching his S/O, it could be just a little poke or maybe bite them, he often doesn't realize

Mikey

A lots of cuddles, he doesn't care if his brother are there or not, if his S/O is there he is gonna be glued to them giving them hugs and kisses until they have to go

He make a whole 'reasons why you shouldn't go and instead cuddle with me' presentation to his S/O everytime they have to go

Surprise hugs, their first mistake was being distract, the hug monster Mikey is in a hunt

His love language is physical touch, it doesn't matter if it's a hug or playing with their hair, he has to touch their S/O in someway

If S/O doesn't like being touch, he would always ask for permission everytime he want a hug or just lay in them and try to chill a little by hugging a pillow instead or maybe one of his brothers if they are near

His second love language are gifts, specially drawings, he like to draw his S/O in that amazing outfit they wore the other day, or maybe a little scene of his last date with S/O, then he give it to them

He also loves cooking for his S/O, he thinks that the kitchen is a place where you put all your heart and love for your loved ones. He feel the most happy when he has the opportunity to cook with his S/O

He sometimes goes crazy with the compliments, his S/O can be doing the bare minimun and Mikey would start to shower them in compliment about how amazing they are and how talented they are in the thing they are doing (even if it's just...breath), he sometimes gets his brothers involve "Raph, RAPH! Don't you think S/O is the most amazing person in the word? Look at them, they're so pretty and awesome and and..." Raph was forced to give every compliment he could think of to Mikey's S/O for the next 10 minutes

Usually makes something special every ocassion he's giving, my boy is making made up holydays as an excuse to hang put with his S/O, they now have to celebrate "gravity invention day", it exist now

Go and drink some water bitch, you have being scrolling for way to long

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cyberkitty1 · 10 months

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E!42 miles x thick/chubby black reader Part 2

Part 1

warnings: lowercase intended, mean family members

she walkes up eyeing miles like he was a prey and she was hunting him down, not before looking st you with utter disgust. “ not sure how ou could pull someone like this” she days looking at miles smiling “ and eho are you?” she says sweetly, way to sweetly.

“ miles” he says plainly “ no need to be salty! you can come with me so your not as sad, how bout it?” something inside you snapped, why was she always picking on you? its not like she looked any better, she looked like wendy williams post rehab.

“ no he wouldn’t sorry” she looks over at you “ i dont think i was talking to you?” “yea just like he dosent want to talk to you, if you dont mind, or even if you do could you leave?” she scoffs “ and who do you think your talking to miss piggy? why dont YOU leave? i thought you’d be gone by now!” she laughs as if you havnt heard it before.

“ oh you want me to leave? sure ill leave just like your 4 baby daddies that dont even pay child support might i add” the whole party was looking at you guys now, music turned down

“ you know its crazy how ive sat here all these years getting bullied by you but atleast i can keep a man! girl you get pregnant every year! arnt you on baby number 6? that baby bump is more visible than that volcano on your face” miles looked at you in utter shock “ how old are you again? 25?! have you ever heard of condoms or birth control?” at this rate she might as well left because everyone was snikering and laughing “ and dont even get me started on your lifted lace and chunky make up, i may not be skinny but atleast i know my shade, you walk in here lookin like that one james charles meme DONT play with me today”

everyone goes silent she just looks at you dumbfounded “if you have anything else to say, say it now or forever hold your peace” you say one last time before she scoffs rolls her eyes and walks off.

everyone kind of goes back to normal and miles just looks at you “ ive never seen you like this before” he says looking you in your eyes “ yea, sorry i just got fed up-“ “ hey you don’t have to apologize it was actually kinda hot” you laugh a little “ thank you miles” before you can bask in the radiant feeling your aunt, your cousins mom walks up to you

“ now who do you think you are talking to my baby like that?” you look at her dumb founded “ are you kidding me? you guys only talk down on me and now you have the utter audacity to walk up to me and ask why i’m treating your daughter how her and you have been treating me for YEARS?” you pause

“ you know there is absolutely nothing stopping me form dragging you too, you’re built like your constantly taking a big breath, you got the worst camel toes i have ever seen in my ENTIRE life and now i know where your daughter gets the “have a ton of baby daddies to the point where you dont know who the father is “attitude. that reminds me arnt you pregnant with your 10th child? and your 9th baby daddy? thats a world record somehow. you should call Nick Canon up here, y’all would make great friends.”

“ don’t ever talk down on me again or there will be consequences” you say finally before grabbing miles hand and leaving the party. miles stands next to his car looking at you absolutely dumbfounded “ what?” you ask confused “ you just dragged yo auntie in front of everyone! what do you mean what? ive never seen you stand up for yourself like this i’m proud of you” he says giving you a kiss on the cheek.

i just imagine you doing that like ugly giggle he loves lmao

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if y’all think this is cringe lmk so i can remake it lmao

#miles morales #atsv x reader #earth 42 miles #miles morales x reader #earth 42 #earth 42 miles morales #earth 42 miles morales x reader #fluff #across the spiderverse #cyberkitty1 #bad bitty #thick reader #chubby reader #black reader #memes lmao #dragged #lifted lace #miles g morales

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not-goldy · 7 months

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Sometimes I wish Jimin stop being so secretive on cam and basically a wallflower. I wish he speaks up more and calls out BS immediately, especially during lives like JK/Tae or Joon does or is it because he doesn't get much wierd comments 🤔. Also stop being so fucking humble.. like sir you are a history maker, everything you release are organic hits, have a huge fanbase, your bdays are celebrated as Christmas day, why tf would you think you don't even deserve a music show win ?????? Own your success and skills please 🤧

And I also wish JK stop being so impulsive, saying and doing absolute dumbest things 🤧 sometimes he sounds like those cocky boys who will say they'll make you come thrice in a row and will climax within 2 seconds lol. He's so cocky; knows he's hot and his impact but at the same time he still don't know what he really needs. So I wish he becomes more mature and get his shit together asap

Maybe if they use share these qualities a bit with each other it will be fine lol. JK sharing some of his cockiness with Jimin so he can go 'yeah that me, Park Jimin' bitches 💅' and Jimin sharing some of his level headness with JK, so he can think before doing and saying some things 🥲

Idk how they are even navigating through their relationship when both are on opposite ends of attitude and lifestyles, like is that even possible ? Won't both parties get sick of each other soon? ... or maybe like you said JK is the freedom Jimin is craving for and Jimin is the leash JK very much needed 🤷‍♀️

Set me free was liberating for me and I think Jungkook too cos he stamped his approval on it like you could tell Jimin frustrates him sometimes with the kill them with kindness vibes he has going on.

And I know Jimin is not a push over too cos there's some really hard core ghettoness buried deep inside his slytherine heart- he is the master of self control cos I'll be getting canceled every second if I were him🥲🥲🥲

I'll be dropping mid night rants talking bout yall could never be me😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hash tag jealous

Hash tag up in your man's arms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And he lowkey be shading too but we don't talk about that🥲

He's constantly trolling haters posting Jungkook shirtless, leaning on him kissing up on him daring yall to come for Kook if he's your mans💔💔💔💔

This literally him on these streets he eats and wink

Shade is cool Jimin but throw the damn tree too🤣

They are both fascinating.

Oh lord not 2 seconds 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You is going to hell for that😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not gonna lie, I do enjoy his chaotic character most times. I'm big on diversity. If everyone acted the same way they'd be boring as hell plus I like my BTS a tad crackheads🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JUNGKOOK'S a vibe. Not many idols like him. He be be tanking on the idol part sometimes- I don't think he even sees or thinks of himself as an idol😭😭🤣🤣

An idol is a whole personna carefully curated to appeal to an audience- when I tell you Jungkook ain't curating shit for no one and to please no one😭😭😭😭😭

Tell him to do aigoo I dare ya🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Sometimes I just play his memes and sleep. It's the new Netflix and chill for me.

Doesn't take himself too too serious, easy going non judgemental, quirky😭😭😭

And he is very relatable. We all don't say the right things all the time, or do the right things and overthink everything.

Some people don't find that attractive in Idols but I like it. That that I like that

Im a bit of a crack head myself so.... anywho

For an idol, yea perhaps he could be a bit more controlled and polished but not too much cos then he'd lose relatability and seem outta touch.

Frankly I think they are both perfect as they are💀

I wouldn't change much but you are right they both could influence eachother a bit and they do TRUST. 💜

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kidgetrash · 1 year

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For the ship meme, who worries the most and who wakes up first? For kidge ❤️💚

Thank you! I am looking forward to getting into these!

Who worries the most?

This is a toughy, because they worry for different reasons. They're both pretty practical in accepting that their lives involve danger. After any fraught encounter they find comfort in one another, revelling in the fact their hearts still beat, they still had one another, and sometimes the only way they can get rid of their adrenaline is some seriously wild, frantic sex.

But! Pidge worries that Keith will go back to his self-sacrificing ways, even though he has promised her many times that he will value his own life more, and especially their life together. They have plans for the future and that won't work with one of them dead! She may have told him exactly that after one too-close encounter which made him realise he didn't just have himself to think of any more. If what he did hurt her, even indirectly, he would never forgive himself.

In turn, Keith worries someone will target Pidge again. She was far from a weak link but not only he, but the whole team, was protective of her. The last thing he wanted was for her to feel less than the rest of them, but it was something he always kept in the back of his mind. She was a capable fighter, smarter than anyone else he knew or likely ever would, but that didn't mean others might take advantage of that. This is why, he tells himself even though it's entirely because he's smitten with her, he stays near her after the incident with Ezor & co. He looms over anyone who might want to take advantage of her, he glares at them from behind her, beside her, letting them know they are already standing on thin ice just being in close proximity of her (he's not jealous, why would he jealous?)

However, Keith thought he had his worry under control until they had been together for a good few years and she handed him a positive pregnancy test. Boy, did he find new things to worry about really fast!

Who wakes up first?

Keith. It's Keith. Pidge is always getting tied up in her work and loses track of time. Keith has tried to get her into a better routine since they began sharing a room, but trying to get her to wind down when her mind wasn't completely exhausted just didn't work. So he let her do what she had to do but made sure she was in bed when she finally succumbed, rather than slumped over her desk or half hanging out of her chair. He tried to make sure he himself kept a good routine, and he needed less sleep than most of the team, and was always up by six at the latest to go and train for at least half an hour, time permitting. He often had quite a few of his tasks behind him before returning to their room to wake Pidge, and that was something else he had learnt. How to wake up a permanently exhausted pigeon.

He had tried gently shaking her, calling her name, threatening her with tickles, until he finally settled on a successful method. He would crawl back onto the bed with her and snuggle up close before speaking to her softly about how it was time to get up, placing small kisses on any skin he could see, normally her forehead, cheek, or nose, very rarely a hand. She in turn will burrow towards him, making a disappointed noise when she realises he's on top of the covers and can't get any closer. She will poke her face out with a pout, eyes squinting even though he didn't turn on the lights. Then he kisses her soundly until she gives a satisfied hum and is finally awake enough to carry out a conversation. She asks how his morning has been while he strokes his fingers through her mussed hair, and other than on rare days when they both stay in bed late together and have lazy, slow morning sex, it's her favourite way to wake up.

I hope this is okay and not too broken up, I've written in through bouts of blinding pain so if it doesn't make sense, that's why!

Ship Meme asky thing!

#kidge #kidgetrash asks #ship memes

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coollyinterferes · 2 years

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7, 22, 28 (for nsfw meme)

100 NSFW Questions Ask Meme 【accepting】 @spiritistanchi

7.- Biggest turn on?

"I'm gonna get called a big ol' sap for this, but I'm weak for some teasin' from my handsome darlin'." Things like his boyfriend whispering into his ear (especially if his boyfriend is telling him what he wants Robert to do to him), light kisses placed in the right spots, soft and suggestive caresses, and the list goes on.

"Can't beat that kinda wonderful stuff."

22.- How much teasing do you like?

"As much as I can take at the time." He tends to become a bit impatient sometimes, and he's fully aware of this, but that's part of the fun, isn't it?

28.- Would you have sex in public?

"Gotta admit I've already had some rounds in public." Occasional quickies in some dark alley, for example... "Wouldn't mind doin' it again, though I prefer more private places so I can take my sweet time with my darlin' without worryin' too much 'bout gettin' caught in the middle of the act."

#;answered #;suggestive #;speedwagon answers (( asks ))#[shameless gay... smh]#[thank you so much for sending this in!! <3]

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nebuliias · 10 days

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— tears of an angel..

cw: fem! reader x sunday, hurt/comfort, bits of reverse comfort, mentions of injuries, reader loses an eye (graphic ig? putting warning just in case), kinda based off robin’s incident on that war planet

a/n’s note: WHEW i haven’t wrote stuff in so long so this might be a bit ass but mannn, i love sunday sm. he’s so tragic and loving i feel there’s not enough fluff or hurt/comfort fics bout him :(

it felt like an eternity since sunday has last seen you.

being one of the highest-ranked members of the bloodhound family, you were dispatched on a mission to the outskirts of the primeval dreamscape to eradicate the memory zone memes plaguing the area.

due to the fact that the notice had come at such a rushed time, you only managed to kiss the oak family on the cheek goodbye before leaving with your signature shoes and bag filled with belongings. “be a gentleman, and wait patiently for me, alright?” you had teasingly asked before leaving the dewlight pavilion’s premises with a smile.

and as sunday worked away the hours answering letters, signing away paperwork, or reading literature, he found himself missing the laughter of your voice and the gleam of your oh, so beautiful eyes.

after all, it had a week since he hadn’t seen or heard from you, which was rather odd since you would occasionally send text messages or calls his way to answer. the more you never talked back, the more anxious sunday got.

he tried not to. you were capable enough to defend yourself and would send alerts if you were in extreme danger, right? it was until a letter was delivered straight to his office that addressed him lovingly; to my darling sunday.

a smile formed on sunday’s face, relieved that it was written by you. his amber eyes read over the contents after he carefully removed the wax and uncovered the paper.

“dear sunday,”

“my dearest, i hope this message finds you in good health. i must admit, my current situation is far from ideal. our mission was met with unexpected danger, and while I managed to evacuate the bloodhounds that accompanied me to safety, i ended up suffering severe injuries in the process… including the loss of my left eye. i’m currently recovering in a field hospital, but my thoughts constantly turn to you.”

“despite my current predicament, i want you to know that my love for you remains unchanged. each day apart from you feels like a lifetime, and i yearn for the day when i can hold you in my arms again. i hope and pray to xipe that my recovery is swift, so that we can once again bask in the warmth of each other's presence. until then, please take care of yourself and know that my heart yearns for you always.”

“with all my love and longing, y/n”

sunday’s hands trembled as he read the words over and over again. how could this have happened? he had known that the mission was dangerous, but never would’ve imagined that it could have gone so horribly wrong. he could almost hear your voice in his head, reassuring him that everything was okay, but he knew in his heart that you were in pain. he needed to see you, to hold you in his arms and comfort you.

without hesitation, sunday bolted upwards from his chair, almost falling over in the process, but he could care less. his amber eyes started to burn with unshed tears when he imagined your injured and vulnerable form, dependent only on the medical staff for support.

he paid no attention to the perplexed gazes of the officials roaming around dewlight pavilion and made a beeline for outside and towards the location where you last mentioned you would be at before you left.

his mind became an overwhelming whirlwind of horrid thoughts. “i ended up suffering severe injuries in the process… including the loss of my left eye.“ that’s what you had claimed, but what if you were actually resting on your deathbed, saying that just to ease his worries? what if you were going through worse, to the point where you could potentially die-

no. he couldn’t surmise like this. you wouldn’t lie to him about your condition, especially if you knew you were at death’s door. if you said you were alright, then you were alright.. at least, that’s what sunday hoped.

when he reached the safe area of the chaotic dreamscape, he approached the nearest medic — a rushing nurse — his voice quivered with anxiety while asking for you. "pardon me, miss, i’m looking for madam y/n?” he addressed you formally. “she was sent here by the bloodhound family for a mission a week ago… could you please guide me to her tent? it’s.. an emergency.”

”…broken ribs… unrecoverable eye… might need to replace with artificial one… torn muscles… minor concussions…”

throbbing agony coursed over the veins of your broken body, your missing eye hidden underneath an eye bandage. uneven breaths escaped your mouth while the sound of monitors beeped at your left. many bandages were wrapped all around your aching body, some especially tight at your ribs to secure their healing.

your eyelids flickered weakly while struggling to lift themselves up after a good night’s sleep. despite the tent’s warm ambience, the light assaulted your sight, making you wince in discomfort. slowly but surely, your blurry vision focused in on sunday’s figure sitting by your bedside. his soft eyes were filled with concern and tears as he leaned forward, carefully brushing away strands of hair from your sweaty face while holding your scarred hand with the other.

“my love, you’re awake..!” he whispered softly, delivering a tender kiss to your knuckles. the sound of his voice.. you ultimately got to hear it once more. a tired smile formed on your face as you carefully elevated your head.

“hiya, sunday,” you greeted with a chuckle, returning the firm grasp on his gloved hand. you could see how his halovian wings eagerly perked at the mention of his name. “i’m so sorry, dear. i didn’t mean to get so injured, but the situation got too much and-“

a slender finger shushed your lips, refraining you from continuing on. sunday only smiled and shook his head. “it’s alright, it’s alright, really.. you’re alive, and that’s all that matters. but i should’ve been there to at least be by your side.” he put a hand at your cheek, soothingly stroking your cheek with his thumbs and began to quietly sob.

you placed your shaky hand on his face, wiping away his tears with your fingers. “don’t cry, please, darling. shhh.. it’s okay, i’m here.” sunday held your hand in his gentle yet firm grip, planting kisses all over the surface of your hand.

“my apologies, my love,” he responded tremulously. “i’m just so relieved that you’re not gone.” you couldn’t help but let out a breathy laugh at that. poor sunday, the amount of stress you must’ve caused him during your absence.

sunday smiled, even with evanescent streams being carved on his smooth face. “rest, y/n. i won’t be leaving your side at all.”

he kissed your forehead before gingerly placing his head on your stomach, delicately as to not put too much pressure on any internal wounds that he might not be aware of. you stroked the fluffy locks of his blue-gray hair and shifted your position slightly.

when he shut his eyelids, sunday mumbled quietly with adoration in his voice. “i love you, and i promise that i’ll never let anything like this happen to you again. we’ll get through this together, my darling.”

you leaned your head back on the pillows and beamed, feeling as if your injuries were already healing just by the hum of his sweet voice. before going back to sleep, you kissed the tips of your pointer and middle finger and pressed them on his forehead playfully.

as long as he was by your side, you wouldn’t have to worry about disharmony plaguing your sweet dreams evermore.

#sunday x reader #sunday hsr #hsr sunday #sunday honkai star rail #sunday x y/n #sunday x you #hsr x reader #hsr x y/n #honkai star rail sunday #hsr sunday x reader #penacony #hsr sunday x you

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a-driftamongopenstars · 2 months

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hi for the 30 questions for your tav ask meme, for gleam can you please do 1-11, 13, 15, 18, 20, 21, 23, 25, 30 (if thats not too many to ask for a;sldfkj if it is then just whichever ones you want to do) please and thank you !!

omg thank you for the asks :D i also saw the other ones and i'll answer them as well a bit later! if that's okay i'll also do just 1 and 11 instead of the whole lot hehe :D

1. What would your Tav’s greetings be (at different levels of approval)?

Definitely very friendly on neutral to friendly side, with increasing amount of jokes, affection and being called a friend. If gone into negative, mostly avoidance, like, "I'm a tad busy right now, talk quick?"

11. What is your Tav’s go-to comfort food?

Oh big hearty stews and soups for sure :) With hot toasted bread! Totally not projecting here btw asdfg /s

13. What is your Tav’s main color palette? Why do they choose those colors?

Gleam is a light lavender tiefling, so they often wear purple or scarlet clothes, they are also very particular about teal! Overall they're a flashy individual :D

15. Is your Tav more likely to fight/flight/freeze/fawn?

Definitely fight, barbarian go raaaawr!

18. Where/with whom do they feel safest?

Gleam likes spaces that are small but packed. I think it comes from their childhood as they traveled with a circus and it was always bustling with life. Always someone watching your back. So noise and people and colours are their safe space (though not so much in the city). As for 'whom', at the moment it's their loves, Astarion and Halsin :)

20. What is their relationship to touch? Do they shy away from it? Do they need it to feel present?

Oh they are a hugger :D But they're not very good with touch when in bouts of their rage because it's overwhelming and they also wouldn't want to hurt people they like with it.

21. Answered here.

23. How does your Tav act in situations of stress? In moments of peace?

They're very impulsive, especially when under duress, so mostly they just instinctively try to protect people around them and fall into their magical rage. When in peace, they like to sing and just hang out!

25. What is something they would die on a hill over?

Sleeves are overrated :D

30. What does your Tav want more than anything?

After BG3 campaign, to have more adventures and to kiss So Much.

30 questions for Tav Ask

#ask replies #gleam #thank you!! :D

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we both know i'm worth waiting for . //for rue

don't smile at me ( billie eilish ) meme ( accepting ) + @sunxsin // ling

she doesn't like it. ling tells her at like, the start of summer that his dad's trying to take him back to china for the summer. which is like their last summer before senior year, where he'd be like... free. ling would be 18 and it'd mean that he no longer had to kowtow to his father, to be left in the lurch by whatever his current new PLAN was for his son. but for him to be gone all summer... rue could feel the depression hitting already. how it left her near lethargic and exhausted, their time together often spent with her passed out cold, clinging onto his shirt as they slept. it reminded her of the way that she looked for something, anything, to blank out the bits of her life that she wasn't quite ready to face, but...

he really did his best, didn't he? like the trooper he was, all sunshine grace, that even if he was sad too, ling did all he could to try to frame it all up with a silver lining cast about it. how they'd video call, like, every day, and how he already knew he was going to HATE IT THERE without her. he'd even tried to make an argument for her to come, but like, honestly, it doesn't work out because there's no way in hell her mom's cool about letting her go. and she likes ling. it's just one of those things that rue finds herself dreading, and now that they're in that final week of school, she's left walking home, hand in hand, her shoulder slumping forwards as he tried cheering her up, even though she felt like, so shitty she wasn't able to do the same for him.

" we both know i'm worth waiting for. "

it wins a laugh, a sly glance. "i mean, i waited before, right?" and maybe that's the hook, how he makes it better. it's going to be alright. it's not even the first time they've waited really, if one counted the time between their first kiss and actually starting to date ( which, for the record, she totally did ). so maybe it won't be so bad... and they're just having a bout of teenaged dramatics, but honestly, rue just like, could feel all that emotion welling within her chest, turning to squeeze at his palms. "listen, i... i'm really just going to MISS YOU, you know that, right? i don't want to imagine time without you. and like, of course you're worth waiting for. i just wish we didn't have to, that's all."

#❝ threads ❞ ┆ the revolution will be televised !#❝ r. bennett ❞ ┆ interactions ┆ i didn't build this system !#❝ r. bennett ❞ ┆ canon verse ┆ drugs are kind of cool !#sunxsin

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Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I’ve heard of Breaking Bad, but not Better Call Saul. I’ve heard Breaking Bad is good.

Co-Mod: Same, except I’m somewhat familiar with Better Caul Saul. Aul I’ll keep that in mind in case I ever run out of anime, reruns, and memes to watch.

Dear Draph91,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I guess they do. I never really thought about that.

Co-Mod: They even have the same tendency to start sounding pessimistic all of a sudden. How ‘bout that?

Dear 91teivos,

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

I suppose so. It’s all in good fun and I enjoyed having to come up with creative questions for the answers instead of answering questions.

Dear Charicla,

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

I find him creepy as F. I still don’t understand why I keep getting letters to him. The worst part is that it’s from more than one person.

Make no mistake, I still stand by that everyone is allowed to send letters to Hotti, but I think it’s starting to go against the Keep it Clean rule. Everyone writing Hotti letters KEEP IT CLEAN. None of this peedo, grooming or weirdass letters of Trucy calling Hotti her “daddy” or looking to him as anymore than some Doctor. I will delete them. It’s not funny, it never was funny, your attempts to make him being creepy doesn’t work PERIOD and if you want to make it funny, at least have him write to more than just Phoenix, Trucy, Franzy, Mimi or any girl he’s already flirted with already. Heck, have him write to Dahlia or Oldbag. Even Mia would be a more interesting choice! If there’s any type of letters I HATE answering, it’s repetitive letters that keep asking the same question with different wording. If you ever wondered why I’m having characters ask us to no longer send your or certain types of letters to them THAT’S WHY. I literally can’t think of any other answer other than what they’ve already said.

I’m not going to place a new rule, but I will ask you guys to please try not to make your letters repetitive. It isn’t just the Hotti letters. The Yanni Yogi trash letters were getting repetitive and now the Kristoph Gavin is innocent slash trash Phoenix letters are starting to get repetitive. I don’t mind if it’s the Marry, Kiss, Kill game to every character from the AA games, because you’re getting different reactions. However, when it’s the same characters and you’re beating the same drum, it’s like hearing Let it Go for the umpteenth time in a row. Try to diversify the letters and, if you are making a chain of letters, write each letter uniquely. If this continues, I may have to consider making a new rule.

Co-Mod: Same. I can handle a guy who has nothing but hotties on his mind, but his faces and hand gestures make me every kind of discomfort known to man.

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Actually, I have. We had something like that at my High School. Never joined it. Wasn’t interested.

Co-Mod: I’m familiar with it as well, but I never joined it and can’t say I know much about it, either. If you'd like to share anything you know about it, please feel free.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I did. That was my bad. I missed ones from Skibot99, Charicla and you. It will be sent next Valentines Day.

However, you REALLY need to send notices like these in the comment section of the posts. Just click here

Then, make a comment on here

Otherwise I’m not going to get to your mod letter for another month or two and more months before I post my answers. If you want my immediate response, PLEASE comment to me in this comment section. It can be of one of the two announcement posts for the Holiday Letters. Had you done this, I might’ve searched through and answered your Valentines Day letter right away. The same goes for any of you that recall sending a Holiday letter that has been unanswered. Please let me know in the comment section.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: So long as you don’t go so far as to be a jerk about it. The biggest issue I had when you did that is that it felt as if you were trying to annoy or trigger those that shipped Narumayo. Perhaps that wasn’t your intention, but getting onto Pearl for wanting Phoenix and Maya to be together almost seemed like you were trying to piss off Narumayo fans. You need to understand that Narumayo was originally intended on being a canon ship from the beginning. They aren’t anymore because the team in charge of the trilogy was changed after Apollo Justice and I feel it’d be better if Iris came back and Feenris was the canon ship. That being said, because Narumayo was considered the canon ship at first, there are many shippers that love those two.

I say ship with whomever you want to ship. Now, is that to say I won’t ever express my distaste for ships like Narumayo, Kapollo or Franmaya? No. I will tell it like it is. I don’t like Narumayo, I don’t get Kapollo and I think Franmaya is a toxic ship. That doesn’t mean I don’t like those that ship Narumayo, that I don’t get those that ship Kapollo (I’ve shipped ships that were more off-the-wall than that) or that I think those that ship Franmaya are toxic (for god sakes, I ship Gregory Edgeworth and Manfred von Karma as a Guilty Pleasure). If you’re going to write Feenris letters, try not to make it seem like you’re trying to piss off other shippers.

Co-Mod: Hi.

...Was that a bit much?

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Not sure if any of those fit me. I just play whatever game interests me. Admittedly, most of them are story based games.

Co-Mod: I'm not a huge FNAF fan, but I guess the first one describes me best. I love games that let you take your time and explore the world you’re in while progressing through the story at whatever pace you want, including but not limited to the 3D Mario games, The Legend of Zelda series (Breath of the Wild especially), and the more recently released Sonic Frontiers. (Come to think of it, Tears of the Kingdom will be released by the time this is posted, won’t it? 😃) I can enjoy games with faster paces, of course, but soaking in all the fun stuff a game has to offer is what I’m all about.

Also, did you mean to put Minecraft in there twice?

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Doesn’t matter. If a character doesn’t wish to talk to you anymore, we cater to their wishes. It’s our way of answering letters if the only response the character can make is silence, because they’re giving you the cold shoulder. It doesn’t mean you can’t completely talk to them anymore. It just means any response letter to that is now void. I often use this when the letters become repetitive as I’ve just mentioned above. In your case, I literally couldn’t think of anything else to say and I thought her response was funny.

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth:

It’s this letter right? Dr. Hotti never mentioned anything about trans men or trans women. He just said that men need to stay out of women’s spaces and that women wouldn’t look pretty if OTHER GUYS LIKE HIM can put on a dress and go inside a lady’s restroom. Not Trans, unless you think that’s what trans means, which um... no it isn’t. They’re called trans women for a reason. It means they go through surgeries to modify their bodies and take estrogen to transition into women, which can take years to do and is a painful process.

I do agree that calling a trans women “a man in a dress” is transphobic, but that’s not whom Dr. Pink-Haired-Man is referring to. He’s talking about full grown men that put on a dress so they can go into the women’s restroom.

- The Mods

#Mod Post #Chief Mod Edgeworth #Co Mod #Anonymous #draph91 #91teivos #charicla #skibot99 #mirazvannohrr #Mod Commentary #Now that the dates are showing you can see how far back these mod letters go #Try to ask your questions in the comment section of whichever post and I will answer them #If you don't have an account; create one #You can easily create a tumblr account without issue

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emotionalstressball · 1 year

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I posted 53 times in 2022

That's 39 more posts than 2021!

34 posts created (64%)

19 posts reblogged (36%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@smutty-ki113r

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I tagged 52 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#meme - 20 posts

#creepypasta - 18 posts

#meirl - 13 posts

#eyeless jack - 13 posts

#fanfiction - 8 posts

#jeff the killer - 8 posts

#lol - 7 posts

#eyeless jack x reader - 7 posts

#creepypasta fanfics - 7 posts

#proxies - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 60 characters

#somebody with art skills better than me wanna draw please??

My Top Posts in 2022:

Daisy [E.J. x Reader

-got some horror coming up in this bitch-

[IIII] -Author Note: ooooh~-

Feelings.

Something I don’t really like expressing, ever. Whenever I had a cut as a kid I didn’t want to bother my parents so I’d suck it up try to get a band-aid. So now when I’m in this circle with a people I don’t know, I’m scared.

I’m in a feel circle. For the next five minutes or so we have to sit and talk about our feelings. Taking turns in a circle. “Y/N” my name is called. “Hm” I hum looking up. “Y/N. . .this is the third time, are you ok?” she asks. “yeah” I mutter. “How do you feel?” she asks. “fine” I mutter. “Y/N could you elaborate please?” she asks. I shake my head and go sit in one of the couches moved to the side. The lady sighs and moves on to the next person.

”You can’t run forever” A voice whispers. Well actually two, The Burrly Twins. I almost jump from my seat. “I can see things others don’t, I can see you running” they say leaning into my face. “We won’t tell anyone, as long as you promise to do what we say”. They’re practically breathing down my neck at this point. “U-um” I glance at McCathe who’s laughing with some kids. “Y/N~” they say in a sing-songy tone. “Rose, Elena! Leave the poor girl alone” the instructor says. My literal saving grace.

Rose and Elena sneer at the poor woman and walk away. I lay there for a moment in shock. Running? Running from what?

The circles break and McCathe saunters over to me. “Sooooo. . .what were you and the Twins talkin’ ‘bout?” she asks. Propping up her elbow on the arm of the couch. “I don’t know, if it was a talk. . .” I mutter. “Don’ worry she does that to all the newcomers. Ya know, threats and stuff”. “Yeah but. . .never mind, it’s fine” I say sitting up. Rubbing my temples with my middle and forefinger. “Well anyway, the rest of the day is free, wanna hang?” McCathe asks. “You mean like suicide or-“, “oh fuck no! I mean like hang out!” McCathe basically screeches. “haha yeah, right”.

Me and McCathe Geeror were more or less friends. I was surprised to find out she was very athletic, I guess I never paid attention to her. She was pretty basic, like her name could be Bethany and some common last name. She had a six pack, and her muscles rippled when she ran around the small track. Her hair was cut short, shoulder length. And she had round brown eyes that look like pure milk chocolate when the light hit them. We sat down in the grass. The sun was setting as we sipped on our water bottles.

“So basically,” I said. “Everybody has caught Roxanne and Michelle kissing?” I ask. “Yessss, there we go, my little gossip student!” McCathe exclaims. “‘Cathe you’re crazy” I mutter. A soft smile gracing my face as she stares down at me in awe. “Well, kinda the reason I’m here sweet pea” she laughs. Laying her head next to mine.

“N/N?”.

“hm?”.

”How ‘bout. . .we check out that forest?”.

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Daisy [E.J x Reader]

-chapter one because it doesn’t sit well with me leaving ya’ll with just a prologue-

[I] -author note: The chapters are numbered by Roman Numerals.-

We arrive at the destination.

A tall grey building with a flat roof. Surrounded by trees and trees. Pine and Oak being the prominent tall plants. There’s a woman out front. Her hair neatly tied up in bun, a dead look in her eyes as she stands and waits. How long has she been standing there? It’s in the middle of the night. The lights are on in some rooms up on the top floor. The building is looming and dark and. . . and scary.

I suppose you’d be confused as to why I’m being sent to Rosswells House for the Mentally Ill. (Pronounced: rose-wells. Stupid) Well I beat up this girl, bully. I think she’s still in the hospital. Anyway. It was turning cold, the leaves were already dying. This girl that is- that was in most of my classes (even though it didn’t matter if she wasn’t) made my life living hell. Her name was Annabelle Doobly. (Pronounced: Doo-ble. Stupid)

Tall with wavy blonde hair and and bubblegum pink strands of hair in the front. And she always wore these really tight crop tops with skirts, or shorts on the bottom. I won’t lie, she was hot. Like urban high school Regina George hot. And as much as she was pretty she was evil though. Because one day, on that cursed day, Annabelle The Asshole burned my schoolbooks, along with my homework (that was due that day), backpack, and toiletries. And if you’re wondering: How did she burn that shit without the sprinklers going off? She left her class, broke into my locker and burned it outside (Which is also bad for the environment so double fuck her). I met her in the hall when it was lunchtime. Well didn’t really meet her because I sort of, stomped up like a raging bull. I grabbed her by the hair and threw her down. Holding her down while everyone in school watched because I had nothing left to lose anyway I was gonna fail almost every class in one sitting.

It took one punch and then I couldn’t stop. I wasn’t just fed up with her BS, my parents just went through with divorce, my Aunt (who turned out to be my cousin) died two days ago. It was a lot, and now I hate myself more than I hate Annabelle The Astronomical Dumb Bitch (name created by my classmates) because I was no better than her. I took my feelings, my insecurities out on her. I blacked out. I only came back when three teachers and seven students who didn’t have their phones out pulled me off her. My knuckles were bloody and cut a little and I was still punching where her face would be. That’s when I saw my Mom, angry as fuck.

Anyway. That’s why I’m at Rosswells House for the Mentally Ill. Because I guess in some cases I am.

My mom grabbed my suitcase from the trunk as I reluctantly left the passenger side. It was like she was rushing me to leave, like she didn’t want me here. But I guess I should take in account her cousin dying and Dad filing for divorce. You know because he found another woman who was twenty-five and single like my mom. And you know, maybe she’s like this because I’m leaving. Maybe.

But I guess I’ll never know because by the time I feel like asking she’s driven off and this lady. This pencil thin lady with her dead stare and tight bun, leads me inside the building.

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Daisy [E.J x Reader]

-i’m gonna put a link to chapters and a link to the one on Quotev-

[III] -Author Note: . . .enjoy.-

We go to sit down at table after getting our food. Mashed potatoes, peas or green beans, and what’s supposed to be steak. “. . .and that’s Josh and Amanda” she points discretely. “Hm” I hum. “Are you even listening?” McCathe asks. “Josh. . . Amanda” I mutter poking at my food. “AND Roxanne n’ Michelle who are totally into each other but don’ wanna say nothin’ because their parents are really stric’ Catholics” McCathe blurts out like it’s important. “And like, how the forest her is haunted, but nobody gives a fuck” she whispers. I lean in. “Haunted?” I asks. “Well, less haunted, and more. . . inhabited” she says. Her voice getting lower. “Anybody who’s ever gon’ into the forest has never not came out scared half to death, or, found dead”. McCathe says. Grinning creepily.

“wow” I mutter. “Yeah, it’s crazy” she says. Shoveling a spoon full of mashed potatoes in her mouth. “How come they don’t have breakfast food?” I ask eating some (peas/green beans). “I don’t know, it was like this when I got here” she says messing with her so-called-steak pieces with her spoon.

“I’m not eating this” she says dropping her spoon on her plate. “yeah” I mutter and do the same. The pencil thin lady from before, walks around the cafeteria picking up plates. “who’s she?” I whisper. Nodding my head over in the lady’s direction. “That’s Ms. Posherbumble” McCathe says. “We call her Miss Bumblebee for fun because she’s always hovering” she snickers. Ms. Posherbumble walks over to our table. “It seems you ladies have gotten along well, are you done eating” she says. A sort of, fake looking smile is on her face. She does not pass the vibe check.

“Yeah, we’re done” I say glancing at McCathe to confirm. “Mhm” she hums and nods her head. “Ok then, thank you and head towards the sitting area.” Ms. Posherbumble says gathering our cups and plates and walking off into the kitchen. “She is like a bumblebee” I say laughing lightly. “yeah. . .but anyway we nee’ to go to the sittin’ area”. McCathe says getting up out of her seat. I follow suit and we walk-well I follow her to the sitting room.

McCathe is strange. But she knows things, that might come in handy. And you know, she isn’t so bad.

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Daisy [E.J x Reader]

-lil story from Quotev, I post chapters there first-

[Prologue] -Author note: start of a new series, deleteing some Tumblr posts. . .-

I sat in my garden. Butterflies, mainly Monarch, fluttering from flower to flower. The sun beaming onto my (skin color) skin. I lay there for god knows how long. This would be my calmest moment if it weren’t for my circumstances. The grueling and dark circumstances.

I sit up. Willing myself to hop on my feet. The grass tickling my toes as I walk to the sliding screen door. I open the door and walk inside the house. The aroma of flowers. Lily of the Valley, Hyacinth, and Lavender. My bare feet walk across the polished floorboards. Across the living room to the front door.

Maybe I shouldn’t be this calm?

My mom is sitting on the bench next to the front door. Her face dark and twisted with worry. “I’m ready.” I say. My voice quiet, barely audible. “Y/N you know I love you”. Mom says getting up to try and give me a hug. I take a step back. “Right.”, I respond. My tone cold and slightly harsh. I look away from her. Breaking her heart even more. “You need help, I’m getting you help”. she says her voice cracking, trying not to cry. I ignore her. “I’m getting in the car”. I grab my suitcase and walk out the door. My black suitcase with (favorite animal) stickers all over it bumps up and down over the gravel drive way. The tiny rocks dig into my skin as I walk.

I pop the trunk and press down the handle on my suitcase. Lifting it up and sliding it into the trunk before closing it. I walk around to the side and open the car door. Getting into the passenger side. The stars twinkle, and the moon shines brighter than usual. Illuminating the walk between the front door and the car. My gaze travels up to the porch steps. Expecting my mom to walk out any second.

But she doesn’t. Instead I wait fifteen long minutes. Either she’s punishing me before my “punishment” or she’s crying. I assume number two automatically when she walks out. Eyes puffy and red, nose twitching when she sniffles. Tears still falling out of her eyes every now and again.

Maybe in a different life, a different universe, a different timeline even, I wouldn’t have been sent away. I wouldn’t be holding back tears. Tears of regret, tears from knowing the only person that took care of me all eighteen years of my life is crying, because I won’t see her again until they deem me stable.

Mom opens the driver door and slides inside. Closing the door with a pull. There’s silence. Suffocating silence, but I don’t want to be the one to break it. “I’m sorry. . .” she whispers. I turn in my seat so I don’t face her. Tears falling down my face. The salty waterfall staining my cheeks. My bottom lip quivering, I sniffle. Loud enough for her to hear and she tries to reach for me but takes her hand away. I shake and shiver as I silently cry.

As my mom, drives me straight to my impending doom.

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My #1 post of 2022

Growing

TW: Cannabalism

Y/N sat on the couch. Watching TV as usual because Slenderman was busy. Jeff was on the couch also, unusually cheery. Sophia the First started playing. The intro going as usual until Y/N noticed something, Jeff was singing along. “I was girl in the village doing alright, then I became a princess overnight. Now I gotta figure out how to do it right, so much to learn and see”. Y/N hopped off the couch to go sit next to Jeff and sing. And that evening was spent watching Sophia the First, with Jeff.

In a house full of killers. You don’t necessarily have any good role models. Today was a great example.

It was noon, the warm sun a barely shone through the bare weaving tree branches. And drawn sheer curtains. Y/N was hungry. A common predicament when no one wants to take care of a child. Y/n sat there, hangry. Until Eyeless Jack walked in.

Jack, was calm and probably one of the most sensible out of the few she’s met so far. “Jackie!” Y/N exclaimed. Hopping off of the barstool and hugging the tall creature. “I’m hungy“ she whined into his hoodie. “Well, what I’m about to eat you probably shouldn’t“ Jack said. Prying the tiny human off of him. “Pleeaaassseeee” she pleaded with all her might. Puppy dog eye level ten.

”Fine” he sighed in defeat. Jack opened one of the many fridges and pull out a jar. A jar coated in red with organs inside. Y/N had always been fascinated as to why they had all those things in the fridge, she always wanted to try one. Jack, the laughing one, said it tasted almost like candy.

Jack, (no eyes man), opened the jar and the irony scent filled her nose. “It smells. . .” she paused. “Int-Int-teresting, yeah”. She nodded, content with her try at the word and sat back down on the bar stool.

”How do I eat it?” she asked suddenly. Rolling up her sweater sleeves and grabbing a few napkins. “You just grab it, and bite” Jack stated. “ok” Y/N muttered dipping her hands into the cold jar. “oh! It’s cold!” Y/N exclaimed pulling out a kidney hastily. Jack chuckled and pulled one of his own. “And just bite“ Y/N repeated to herself.

She opened her tiny mouth as much as she could and bit down. Blood dripping down the sides of her mouth as she pulled back and chewed. Jack watched her reaction first, surprised she actually went through with it. “mmmmm” Y/N hummed thinking. “7/10, needs salt“. She said hopping off the stool and climbing a counter. ”Dad- Slenderpman said salt is a seasoning, and seasoning makes things taste better so if it‘s gonna be nine or whatever comes after that, salt.”.

Y/N didn’t finish the kidney because mid-way she felt vomit traveling up her throat. Jack with his super speed, got her to a sink in time before her tiny cheeks exploded. Jack groaned, his heightened senses weren’t helping.

Y/N didn’t like the feeling of throwing up but she was gonna eat some more later. No matter what Jack told her.

(shit i did alot)

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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4dtk · 3 years

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NCT127 falling in love with a s/o with a time-consuming job like a lawyer or a doctor

NCT 127 with an s/o who has a time-consuming job

this is so cute, thanks for requesting! i made this in a format in the ways that the boys might show their care when you’re so busy with your job :) long as hell LOL enjoy!!

brief spoilers for shang-chi if you haven’t watched! i just watched it this week lol it was really good

→ TAEIL would direct conversations to a more neutral stance. it’s not that he wants to talk about himself, but sometimes if you don’t want to talk about your case or patients, he easily slips into conversation about theories or his favourite tv show or your rundown of what groceries to take for the next time you head to the supermarket. just really normal small things that take your mind off the stress, especially at night when you’re laying in bed and just before you’re drifting off to sleep, the two of you would engage in a topic that you both know fairly well about and then you’re usually the first to succumb to sleep. taeil purposely picks out topic he knows will excite you (and bc he knows you’re passionate about it, he reads up on it which allows a well-balanced convo). if you’re rambling on about a topic, then he’ll occasionally play the guitar while laying down, just simple melodies that bring a lot of peace to the room.

“wait- how d’you like this melody?” taeil softly says, changing it instantly when you commented on the previous, discordant one. your nod encourages him to carry on with the plucking of his fingers while you yourself continue with your rambles. “so i’m saying right, it seems totally unfair for him, and you’d think that, right? but all he ever does is whine and moan about his misfortunes, plus his character is so terribly written i kinda feel sorry for-“

the halted melody prompts a sharp turn of your turn to the guitar, which you almost collide with, “what?” taeil only shrugs. “nothin’. just like how passionate you get about the show, it’s cute.” your boyfriend smiles after, ignoring how his words affect you and how your cheeks heat up at it.

→ JOHNNY is one to take you out after your work. it’s not to a super intense, high-energy place like a club or anything, but small little dates that won’t take up much time. eating dinner at a restaurant, walk in the park, small cafe trip, strolling through supermarket to make fun of brand names. if you’re too tired that day, he always finds a way to make your time at home fun. from setting up a small karaoke session, to maybe making a pillow fort, to trying out new cuddling positions, he has everything on his mind. always showing you things to cheer you up if you happen, from memes to funny videos. is low-key down for you to review crime/doctor shows too, just to see how accurate they nail it. your time at home is consuming endless pieces of media until your tummies hurt or you’re sniffling at a movie together.

“hold on- lemme show you this video,” johnny’s hand is outstretched to you once he finds the video and your spoon full of food is left near your mouth. you proceed to watch the low quality video which your boyfriend claims to be the funniest video on earth.

W-HOR? WAH? the girl’s finger in the video traces over the word “who” as she struggles to pronounce it, with presumably her sister in the background prompting her. the repeated pronunciation of the word makes you snort, while the wheezing and the loud NO in the background causes you to fully erupt into laughter. johnny simply smiles at another successful attempt to make you smile.

→ YUTA always has a hand on you when you return home. he brings you into a hug, he guides you by your back, you have to eat with one hand bc he can’t keep his hand off of you. he hopes his little touches will ease your tiredness even by a bit and if you don’t want it, he’ll stop, but it’s yuta’s way of showing he cares without words. busy days with yuta usually involve just sitting in silence as you catch up on a show or a series, or even listening to a song in silence and enjoying each other’s company. he will talk if you want to, but if not that’s fine too, preferring more to stroke your hair in silence and think about how much he loves you. becomes very sappy when you’re in the quiet of your room and generally is very fond of the small pockets of time you get to spend before you two fall asleep. likes that you’re so resolute in your job but can be soft around him behind closed doors.

“you comfortable?” yuta calls out, barely above a whisper as he wraps an arm tighter around you. there’s comfortable ministrations that his does with his fingers, massaging the skin under your pajamas while you snuggle deeper into his chest. humming, you tighten your hold around his top.

“i am, yeah,” you can’t care much for the tv show on the screen now, with empty takeout boxes and tissues littering the coffee table. you feel the gentle kiss of yuta on your head before you’re drifting off to dreamland to a scratchy, 60s jazz song playing through the speakers.

→ TAEYONG would always welcome you back with a table set and food ready, always. he knows that food is the way to someone’s heart and you eating his food always makes him happy and offers to clean-up. lets you shower first if you come back together, puts you before himself very often that sometimes you have to tell him to tone it down because you don’t want him ending up more tired than he already is. following up on this, taeyong would show his love by cooking your lunches for you. when he has the time he makes the effort to put it in a nice bento or box for you to eat. he also does the general chores around the house (assuming the two of you live together) so the bed will be a little less messy when you come back, the floor’s cleaner, the countertops aren’t so cluttered with stuff. even if there’s nothing to clean up, he always these small little things before you come back, and even if you don’t notice it, he sees the way you’re able to navigate the space or when you’re more at ease and it makes him smile.

“do you want to shower first?” taeyong calls out softly, admiring the clean house he’s managed to do up before he went to meet you, “i’ll just hang around until you’re done.”

“you need to prioritise yourself too, yong,” you pout, rubbing a hand up and down his forehead as you toe off your shoes, “how ‘bout we shower together? you did clean the house up pretty nicely.” that earns a grin and a kiss from taeyong, who goes straight the prepare the bath. you chuckle, “he’s already forgotten what i’ve told him.”

→ DOYOUNG supports you silently and listens to your day when you return home and talk about your patient or a case you’re working on. he gives you his own input when he sees fit but other than that he wants you to explain the details. being a doctor and lawyer is crazy and hectic and just wants you to know that you’re appreciated in the workforce. the way he might show his love when caring for a busy s/o like you is when he brings you stuff that you might’ve forgotten like an umbrella or your lunch since you were rushing out of the house earlier. he doesn’t mind going the extra mile to you literally bc it’s a win-win! you get your food, he gets to see you, etc. if not he’ll send someone over to pass it to the receptionist, or he’ll make up for it by meeting you outside the office to apologise and then ask you what you wanna do so he can make it up to you.

“did you manage to get the bento i bought you?” doyoung asks worriedly through the phone, holding up a hand to the staff member who was beckoning him to his photoshoot. “you bought so much!” you exclaim, with a shoulder to your ear, phone perched in between, “thank you doyoung.”

“’m sorry i couldn’t come over to give you your lunch today, angel. i’ll see you after you’re done with work, okay?” you smile at that, shooting a quick reply before you delved into your food.

→ JAEHYUN would honestly serve you once you come back from a busy day tbh. where taeyong does the chores around the house, jaehyun helps by doing the chores on YOU and only you. giving you massages, bringing you dinner on a tray, other unsaid things… and maybe even carrying you from room to room lol he’s relentless and just goes you need to rest, lemme help. big gentleman even when you reject him, doing smaller things like constantly checking up on you, pulling the blanket higher onto your body, cuddling you closer to his body when it’s cold. on top of that jaehyun also one that would meet you at your workplace and take you out like johnny, but those dates are extremely chill. he lets you choose, and when you’re not sure, he takes you on a night picnic at the field or a rooftop, just dinner, but outside bc the view is really nice and he likes the way you look even after a long day of working.

“where should we park our mats?” your head moves from left to right, looking for a suitable spot while you tug on jaehyun’s hand. he hums at it, searching for a spot just like you are. the wind’s blowing gently when you settle near a tree, mat occasionally flying up which you counter with your heavy laptop bag.

“any idea where we can get desserts later?” you call out as a half-joke, not expecting jaehyun to pull up his phone to instantly search for a baskin robbins. “there’s one close-by, wait here for a minute and i’ll go get one for you-“ you laugh before pulling him back down, “don’t worry! we’ll go together, plus i don’t want to be left alone.” jaehyun softly smiles, nodding along as he takes out the food he packed.

→ JUNGWOO has similar intentions like johnny, except he would just wanna stay home. where johnny’s goal is to make you laugh, jungwoo just likes doing things together at home. playing board games, folding the clothes together, making dinner together. it’s not that he doesn’t want to do it, but when he’s given free time he sometimes just likes to laze at home and rest from schedules. he sometimes takes himself out of bed to help before you come back but he’s lazy lolol. loves it when you’re both equally tired and living off 5h of sleep. it’s not romanticising the lack of sleep but your schedules just don’t allow you to sleep equal amounts of hours of sleep. through that, you’re at least able to connect over sleepy talk and droopy smiles while you make the bed or assemble a lego piece or playing video games. if jungwoo’s energetic enough he doesn’t mind doing the crazier activities but he generally prefers those activities done in semi-silence while you exchange jokes and funny videos.

“noooo- no! you only need to move three times, you’re cheating-“ jungwoo pouts and moves back your playing avatar back three spaces on the board game. you purse your lips, not expecting him to see it since he was particularly invested in the movie playing on the screen. knowing it was a shitty film, you tried to talk him out of it, but he insisted. with eyes glued to the screen a few seconds earlier, you took your chance to move down one more space in order to get the benefit on the game board.

“you’ll get to buy a house soon, honey,” jungwoo grins cheekily, laughing even more when he’s able to move four steps, landing on the square that you wanted. now it was your turn to pout as he flips the card for property purchases, happily placing it next to his five other houses. “you’re so annoying!” you say as you fall back on the bean bag, but jungwoo doesn’t believe it when he sees a smile poking out from behind the hands shielding your face..

→ MARK sends you a looooot of texts. your convos with him are just him spamming questions or sending you memes. on every platform LMAO he has tweets sent, ig dm’s are blowing up from the weirdass nct memes that some of the fans make, he uses the official nct tiktok account to send you viral trending videos and he’s like we should try this!!!! and it’s a couple doing acrobatics or some shit. he’s crazy. anyway, he just likes to share things with you, from songs, to playlists, to youtube videos or interesting topics like crime psychology or movie theories etc. he knows that you’re hardly going to see it in your job but he sees the way you react across the room when he sends you stuff so he’s sure that you’ll like it after you get off work. sometimes likes to rickroll you, he knows it’s an old trend/troll thing but the thrill of seeing your frustrated replies always make him laugh out loud. when you’re back home, the both of you review whatever you send each other and then laugh together at them.

“hey, babe, check out this video,” mark says in a text, pasting a twitter link to a video. the video starts out interesting enough, mentioning something about a fun fact with stunning visuals has you wanting to learn more. when the guy in the video starts on his first word, the video immediately changes to rick astley with never gonna give you up. you mutter a small fuck under your breath, gaining a bit of attention from your colleagues during lunch break.

under the table, you flip him off in a picture, which he responds with a big smile of his that’s obviously teasing you for falling for it. you’re going to get it when i get back home!!!!! on a new high, you text the message and set your phone down, already excited for the evening where’d you be able to spend your time with him.

→ HAECHAN is a mix of everything kinda. he’d bring you out after work sometimes and other times likes to stay at home, mainly takes you out to eat after work, but that’s the extent of his after-work-escapades, he doesn’t want to tire you out too much. i think one prominent things he likes to do to is vlog to you, send you videos of what he’s doing on set or at home and just treats your convo like a bank for endless videos. y’know how there’s this video feature in telegram? he sends sooo many of those that you have the time of your life watching those on the ride back home. if you have time, you HAVE to facetime him during your lunch break and tell him how you’re doing and how’s your work coming along. do i have to kick someone’s ass for making you feel uncomfortable? is that patient being creepy again? and you have to explain that haechan, no, that patient is an elderly you cannot beat his ass. he’s like i don’t care, creepy dudes are not excused!!! and you can’t help but smile at that. always wants to be talking to you, close to you. if one day, you’re able to bring him to your job, this man follows you around like a lost puppy and just admires what you do, it’s endearing.

“ah, wait- you know how the sister, xia ling was sent to shut down the ten rings army? well… i just reviewed some of the articles and-“ the video cuts into the next one, haechan’s face zoomed in as he looks straight into the camera, “y’know, she might become a villain one day, i don’t know. maybe i should review some of the comics too?”

“anyway! come look at our set for the music video! it’s sexy, outfits are fire, sets are so good, the choreo this time isn’t too hard, either.” haechan asks the other members to wave as he passes them by, no doubt going his own make-up and hair after the others were already done, “okay, gotta go- love you bye!” you smile at that, texting a quick reply before you open up a video of your own, whispering through the speaker with a promise that you’d see him tonight.

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Celeb Fake Dating!Juke Drabble

This was a scrapped excerpt from (Fake) Lover of Mine (a collab between @blush-and-books, @lydias--stiles, and myself). This was from my Part 2. Supposed to be set after Luke and Julie had moved in together. You don’t need to read it to understand. Enjoy!

“Did you talk to maintenance yet?” Julie asked through clenched teeth.

She swapped positions with him, diversifying the poses for the cameras lined up at the entrance of Carrie's big charity event.

Luke, light on his feet, side-stepped to avoid the pooling length of her dress, tucking a hand in his coat pocket.

He still had no idea how to pose for these things. The boys would often josh on him about how stiff and awkward he looked at red carpet photos, comparing his clenched fists to the infamous Arthur meme.

“I did. They should come by on Friday.”

Cameras flashed, more of them pointed at him and Julie than any other celebrity strutting the carpet.

But they couldn’t ask any of the dying questions- about Sunset Curve’s album, about Julie’s ex and his new tell-all book- all part of the policy to only discuss charity-relevant topics.

Luke wanted to flip off the sea of cameras, just to gloat, but Julie wove their fingers together, rooting him to the moment.

Right. For the children. They were here for the children...

They moved slowly along the carpet, stopping every now and then for pictures.

“I know you did your best trying to fix it-”

“But I made it worse, didn’t I?”

Luke had been stubborn, figured he could finesse his way to fix the bathroom light switch, which couldn’t seem to hold it’s ON position for very long.

Since he had to spend the past few days showering at the gym instead of in the absolute darkness that was the bathroom, it was safe to say he was no Handy Manny…

She patted his chest affectionately, “No. No, you didn’t. I mean… I’m not sure if the wires should be crossed like that but then again what do I know?” She leaned into him, “But thank you anyway, baby.”

From his position behind her, he lowered his head to whisper flirtatiously in her ear:

“Taking a shit in the dark is, hands down, the scariest thing.”

The sentence had Julie stifling a laugh with her hand, her ‘Oh my god’ released in shaky, surprised exhales.

“I’m serious, babe,” he doubled down, bracing her against him, fingers playing with her curls, “Your candles are a lifesaver.”

Julie turned, hands threading into his hair, an unspoken signal between them, and he followed her gentle coaxing, their mouths meeting in a kiss.

The uproar from behind the velvet rope only fueled their sweet display, Luke pulling back, smiling down at Julie, not even bothering to look at anyone else. She held his gaze for the longest time before being ushered down the line by Eliza.

“You know, there’s a Twitter thread called #CelebSweetNothings. And we’re, like, always on there,” he noted.

Julie scoffed, “Do we really do this whispering bit all the time?”

“Imagine the looks on their faces, when they realize you’re charmed by faulty light switches.”

“And toilet talk.”

“Even better.”

She quickly called back his hand, fingers naturally interlocking.

“Keep it going,” she urged, the end of the carpet in sight.

“How ‘bout you do me this time?”

He clearly hadn’t been thinking when he threw it out there, because Julie flipped on him, without warning, repeating the move from earlier, a manicured hand wrapping around the base of his neck, pulling him down to her level, still within clear view of the cameras.

“I do you? Well if you say so...” she breathed in his ear, invoking a sultry tone that sent shivers down his spine.

Luke’s mind emptied itself of all coherent thoughts, he couldn’t respond with a comeback, some witty remark to keep their back-and-forth going. But nope. Rendered totally speechless all because of a comment about his eyes.

And suddenly, it was starting to feel a bit humid in his suit. It was the first thing he could make out in the haze that was his brain. That he needed to cool off- his face was on fire.

It didn’t register that another round of light bursts erupted, cameras shuttering all around them, capturing his dumbfounded expression.

They were whisked away by their PA’s into the venue shortly after, lingering by the door of the atrium before they were to be pushed into the thick of festivities.

“Look at that,” Julie was absolutely delighted, pointing out his flushed cheeks, “And the cameras got it too? The Luke Patterson- blushing? Wow, you’re really getting better at selling this, aren’t you?”

Nodding, he recovered. Shaking his head, and laughing hesitantly, “Y-Yup. Totally meant to-”

He stopped himself. The lie couldn’t unfold as smoothly, the slightest twinge of hurt from Julie’s statement affecting him more than it should.

They made it into the great hall, where the event was taking place, and met up with Carrie and Flynn: the hosts. They were some chat before Carrie was whisking Julie off to show her the photo spots, leaving Luke alone with Flynn.

Now, Luke never knew how to act around Flynn. At first, she had seemed thrilled that Julie was dating again, but as the months progressed, his girlfriend’s best friend had been keeping him at arm’s length, assessing him from afar and they were rarely left alone together.

“You sure know how to throw a party, huh?” he said, being friendly.

“I better. It’s my job,” she deadpanned, turning to the side where her earpiece was visible.

“Right,”

“And if you’re gonna ask about the whole candy aesthetic, Carrie’s always been into that for some reason. What a bubblegum nightmare, but my girlfriend would absolutely kill me if I make this less than perfect,”

“Good thing you don’t have to worry about that,” He tried to make her feel better. He could tell she was fighting to keep it together and do it with a smile on her face.

She muttered a ‘thanks’, snatching a glass of something from an incoming waiter’s tray, downing it, and returning to the tray within seconds.

Luke bounced slightly, trying to leave this awkward moment. Julie would have been an excuse. If only he could only find her in this sea of people.

But he didn’t have to look too hard, hearing that twinkle of her laugh nearby. And he followed it, politely pushing between people, right to Julie…

Talking to some dude.

Well, ‘engaged in a laughing fit with some dude’ was the correct way of putting it. She was leaning against him, hand snaking up and down his arm with a familiar touch that screamed some sort of history flowing between them.

“Who’s that?” he felt compelled to ask.

“That’s Nick.”

“Oh.”

“She’s told you about him, right?”

Yeah. Julie had mentioned her friend Nick numerous times, but never had the pleasure of meeting him until now. She was fond of him, and he never had a problem with that.

Girls could be friends with guys and vice versa. Anyone who said differently was insecure, and Luke believed that.

He just wasn’t aware of how touchy Julie and her friend were with each other.

And now he sorta saw where those people were coming from…

“You know, I’d always thought they’d end up together. We all did,” Flynn said, less inhibited now since her drink.

Luke didn’t think he should be hearing this, being Julie’s ‘boyfriend’ and all, but Flynn just sighed loudly, pointing at Julie and Nick.

“They were always just so cute together.”

“Really?” Luke bit the inner corner of his cheek in an attempt to remain nonchalant, “And they never… took up on that?”

Flynn shook her head, “Never got it. They complemented each other. Sometimes Julie could be out in the wind. Restless. Nick keeps her grounded. Like an anchor. You know? Stable.”

“S-Stable,” Luke echoed, his tongue stumbling on it, as if the word, the concept, wasn’t suited to his body.

“Oh, well. It seems like you and Julie have some sort of spark she and Nick never had,” Flynn shrugged, swiping another drink, “Hey, I’m supposed to tell you to go grab your Rockstar and get some photo ops by the lollipop. I have a feeling that post is gonna get a lot of views.”

“Right. You got it,” With a half-hearted salute, he was off, creeping closer to Julie and Nick.

“-and do you remember, when we were partnered up for class?” The guy in the fedora recalled.

Julie’s eyes sparked in recognition, “Oh my god yes! Poor you, y-you fell on your face!”

“I was trying to keep up with you! I have two left feet and I would have failed if it wasn’t for you,” His hand blanketed her bare shoulder, “My secret weapon.”

“Hey, babe,” Luke stressed, no ‘Rockstar’ this time, draping his arms around her, accidentally (or not) inserting himself between her and Fedora Guy (he was aware his name was Nick). He kissed her cheek.

“Luke!” she straightened up, excited, “I can’t believe you guys haven’t met yet. This is Nick, one of my best friends.”

“Yeah,” his cheeks ached from the amount of smiling he was putting into the conversation, shaking the other guy’s hand with misplaced fervor.

Nick didn’t catch on, glad to be making his acquaintance, not letting up in the strong grip, “You’re in Bobby’s band, right? Love your guys’ music! Wonder why we haven’t run into each other before.”

“Me neither,” he gritted out, smiling still.

Oh my god. Why was he trying so hard to be ‘protective boyfriend’ right now? Julie wasn’t just going to run off with Nick, not with their contract still in place. But after the Grammy’s, and their terms were met? Then Nick would be fair game.

So why was Luke like this? She wasn’t actually his girlfriend. She could do whatever she wants. He had nothing to worry about.

Luke gave the other guy a once over.

He studied the tweed jacket and sensible shoes,

Yup. You for sure have nothing to worry about, the nasty side of his brain said.

“Well, hate to intrude-”

No, he wasn’t. Luke, again, was astounded by how ‘fake’ he was acting right now.

“-But Flynn said we need to take some pictures, so we’ll catch you later, Nicky!”

Julie said a haste goodbye to her friend whilst being shepherded to the 10 foot-tall, neon pink lollipop in the corner of the room. “You’re in a rush to go to the cameras,” Julie commented, getting in the line leading up to the photo-op.

“Uh, it’s a giant lollipop, Jules. Looks hella rad,”

Hand acting as a visor, Julie was more interested in the over the top decor for the venue- all caked in pink sweet treat imagery- than pointing out his dodgy behavior when it came to Nick just now. Much to his relief.

“There’s too many sweets in this goddamn place. Real or not,” he agreed, feeling a by-proxy stomach ache just by looking at the fake cupcake statues lining the exits.

The line was moving faster than anticipated, and they were coming up to the front when Julie thought of the alternative.

“Whoever closely guesses the cheesy caption they’re gonna put under our photo has litter box duty,”

Luke liked those odds. “Deal.”

When it was time for their turn, Luke helped her up the steps and onto the platform holding up the lollipop sculpture. Together, they played around the set, varying poses for the multiple shots.

“‘I’m a sucker for you’” he said out of the corner of his mouth, in the middle of one of their takes.

Julie rolled her eyes, spinning her dress for the boomerang, “Premature.”

“What? It’s a lollipop,” Luke scooped some confetti, throwing it in the air and letting it rain on the two of them, making it good for any slow-mo they decided to do.

“Too obvious.”

“It’s fitting.”

Concluding their mini-photoshoot, they got to go look at the monitor and see what came out of it, flipping through the different iterations.

About 3 pictures in, Julie nudged Luke. “It’s gonna be that one they pick. For sure,”

He zeroed in on the picture in question. It had been when Julie had reclined against the lollipop stick, the structure already sitting at an angle with Luke propped up beside, standing.

It had also been the picture where Julie was staring off into the distance. But all Luke had focused on was Julie, looking at her tenderly, a soft smile on his face.

‘Wow, you’re really getting better at selling this, aren’t you?’

Luke swallowed uncomfortably. He couldn’t tell if he had been posing for this shot or not, and now he couldn’t… he couldn’t help but wonder if they looked like this during the Calvin Klein shoot?

He remembered playing up their chemistry for the camera, overt in their flirting. But this- this- was more subtle, more intimate than any sportswear shoot.

And it was all laid out in one look.

“I know,” Julie noted Luke’s dreamy gaze, “‘Sweet dreams’?”

Luke laughed, albeit with some trepidation. He didn’t so much as throw another quip. Instead, he nodded, conceding and helped her Julie down the steps.

An hour later thesweetheartsfoundation posted a video to their Instagram of Luke and Julie goofing off with the giant lollipop. No sound, but their expressions clued in on their amusement:

A couple of sweet talkin’ sweethearts #CandyBall #Juke

Tagged: @blush-and-books @lydias–stiles @smolfangirl @echocharm17618 @thedeathdeelers @lukepattersun @ourstarscollided @missjoolee @story-courty @heademptynothoughts @mouse-fantoms @thereigning-lorelai @lucid-h @quicktypesomethingclever

#julie and the phantoms #juke #jatp #julie x luke #luke x julie #palina #juke-box #fake dating!AU #celebrity fake dating!AU

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BnHA Chapter 292: You Say Jeans

Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi was all “well anyway here’s that Touya reveal I foreshadowed like a million years ago, viva la 2020.” Dabi was all “hello world, I’ve killed 30 people and today I’m going to explain to you all why” before he proceeded to explain ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but everyone was so distracted by his tale of child abuse and hero conspiracies that they didn’t much seem to notice. Can’t Ya See-Kun’s Shark Friend was all “IS THIS THE END OF HERO SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT”, and Horikoshi was all “STAY TUNED”, and then Dabi set himself on fire and leaped off of Machia’s back like the chaotic evil, I-just-bleached-all-my-brain-cells weird little fire man he is, ready to burn everyone to crispy bits before they could even react properly to his whole big revenge speech. Fortunately he did not succeed on account of THE RETURN OF THE JING, THE JOAT, BEST FUCKING JEANIST, back from the dead by popular demand in what critics are calling “the best fucking comeback since Jesus himself.”

Today on BnHA: Best Jeanist snatches up Machia and the rest of the League with his fiber steel cables before you can say “more like BEAST JEANIST amirite.” Dabi gets all worked up and lights Hadou on fire which is a real JERK MOVE, and is all “THIS RIGHT HERE IS ALSO ENDEAVOR’S FAULT”, which, NOT SUPER CONVINCED ON THAT, BUT OKAY. Anyway so then he burns up all the cables holding him which is crazeballs btw, and then he and Shouto start fighting, and so basically the whole thing is a literal hot mess and we’ll see how that goes. Meanwhile Tomura wakes up and summons some Noumus, and poor Jeanist has to deal with those on top of the still-attempting-to-rampage Gigantomachia, and everyone else is all “we can’t help you on account of we’re all half dead”, and so it’s looking really bad. And then -- and I can’t stress enough how much I don’t even have the faintest idea how to segue into this next part -- the chapter ends with Mirio!?! just sort of POPPING UP OUT OF THE GROUND all, “SURPRISE, BITCH”, and it literally was so surprising that I am still just kind of speechless. WELL-PLAYED, I GUESS, lol wtf.

lol okay so the first page in the RHA scan is just the “three musketeers” movie promo image that we all already saw a few days ago. but it does confirm that (a) it is indeed a movie, and (b) that it’s set for a summer 2021 release! how exciting

okay so now back to our special Dabi edition of Making a Murderer

“ray of hope” oh hell yes. SAVE US MR. JEANIST

I guess he had a TV in his private hero jet or something?

gotta say, “dammit Dabi” does not even remotely sound like Authentic Best Jeanist Dialogue to me though. gonna need Caleb to see to this. well but what do you guys think? does Best Jeanist curse?? I personally feel like he’s one of those guys who NEVER EVER swears no matter what, except under the most hilariously trifling circumstances. like he’s eating an avocado one day and he accidentally stains the cuffs of his beloved jostume green and he’s all “FUCK”

btw how fucking rich is Best Jeanist though that he has his own fucking plane? the thought just suddenly occurred to me, you know? like even Endeavor, whose agency has its own on-site luxury apartment suites for all of his interns, still drives around in a dinky little car that Bakugou has declared to be too small. which, I guess we know why he felt that way now, seeing as the guy he previously interned with apparently gets around in Jeans Force One

anyway so back to the part where Jeanist shows up to save the day!! YEAH JEANIST WOOOOO

ILU JEANIST YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST!! HUGS AND KISSES!!!

lmao we just saw Gigantomachia take out like a hundred guys not ten chapters ago. and Best Jeanist shows up and takes him down in like two seconds. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES LEAGUE OF VILLAINS. BET YOU’RE WISHING YOU’D TAKEN HIS QUIRK NOW, AFO. GET FUCKED YOU OLD SPUD

KACCHAN IS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM AWW

SIDE NOTE, IIDA, YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE WORDS LATER ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY AGREEING TO PUT HIM BACK DOWN. YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS CHILD IS STILL DRIPPING BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM HIS MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS, RIGHT? WAY TO ASSERT YOUR AUTHORITY THERE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CLASS PRESIDENT NOT THE CLASS CLOWN, COME ON NOW

LMAO DABI IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO DO THE PLOT MATH

SHOULDA CHECKED MORE CLOSELY MY GOOD MARK. LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED THE “MADE IN CHINA” STICKER ON THE BOTTOM. YOU HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. OR ACTUALLY, I GUESS THE MORE ACCURATE WORD HERE IS JAMBOOZLED, AHAHAHAHA. JEANS

HOLY SHIT DABI

I legit almost thought that was Tomura for a second. you two look so alike now with the white hair and the crazy eyes

meanwhile, Shouto is still crying and it’s a lot to take, you guys. lotta feels

ffff come on Jeanist you better do something awesome again here, the mood of the chapter is starting to slip now

YES, GOOD, THAT’LL WORK

WELL YOU TELL ME, SPINNER. I GUESS THAT MEANS BEST JEANIST IS OFFICIALLY THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES NOW. SORRY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES

ffff now Spinner is trying to wake Tomura back up. nah, how’s about we not do that

OH MY GOD HADOU YESSSS

MY GIRL OUT HERE WITH THE “NO THANK YOU” BOUT TO CURBSTOMP THE BIG BAD WITH HER QUIRK KSFHLKLK WHO HERE HAD “HADOU SAVES THE DAY” ON YOUR WAR ARC BINGO CARDS, YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!

HEY!!!!

fucking son of a... fffkfkff... someone please reassure me that fire isn’t Hadou’s weakness. someone. anyone. also could someone please dial an ambulance and send them to Horikoshi’s house. but not just yet. first I’m gonna need you to wait about fifteen minutes or so while I take care of some things

well all right then, Dabi. so you wanna go on then and explain to us all how this, too, is somehow Endeavor’s fault?

oh I see, you’ve decided that since he’s responsible for “creating” you, everyone you hurt and kill is in truth really being hurt and killed by him! well now, that sure is convenient as fuck I guess

(ETA: that’s a nice effect with the panel sides getting all warped by Dabi’s quirk though, just noticed that.)

amazing how quickly you used up that sympathy card my guy. Shouto please kick his ass, I’m fucking done lol, you can all sort out the rest in therapy later

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DIAL BACK DEKU’S EMPATHY STATS JUST A LITTLE BIT, HOLY --

“TODOROKI-KUN IS HURT THE MOST”, HE SAYS, WITH HIS ARM BONES SHATTERED INTO LITTLE TOOTHPICK-SIZED PIECES. I MEAN, HE’S PROBABLY TALKING MORE ABOUT MENTAL ANGUISH GIVEN THE CONTEXT HERE, BUT STILL. THAT’S ENOUGH HEROICS FROM YOU ALREADY FOR ONE DAY

NOOO JEANIST

LOTS OF SMOKE IN THE AIR RIGHT ABOUT NOW AND MY BOY’S STILL DOWN A LUNG. GOD DAMMIT

“if the number one suffers a total loss here, this country will fall to pieces” well okay, real talk though, I think the “country falling to pieces” part is pretty much unavoidable at this juncture. you all are just gonna have to try your best to pick up those pieces after the fact and see what you can do with them. if I were you I’d be less worried about the number one’s reputation and more concerned with the half-dozen child soldier interns who are still on the field and very much at risk of being burned to death should you suffer that “total loss.” please try to keep it together here for them

OH FOR FUCK’S

I really thought RockLockRock was gonna come into play here. USE YOUR QUIRK TO LOCK THE ROPES IN PLACE YOU DIP!! if he seriously just sits there and does nothing when his quirk could be the deciding factor I am cancelling his useless ass cute kid or no cute kid shfkjdls

(ETA: is he even there?? did he and Manual just hightail it out of there?? “well good luck, children.”)

also, we’ll put this aside for now to perhaps speculate about later, but what’s with Tomura remembering his dad’s house yet again in that far right panel?? and being itchy again?? I still have yet to fully work out the psychological mechanisms at work as far as his itchiness goes, so I’ll admit this is intriguing to me. it seemed like it was connected to his decay quirk, but then why is it acting up again now. what is this lol

yuh oh

forgot about these guys. looks like these heroes aren’t having such a fun time

oh fucksticks

excuse me ma’am but I don’t like this. you do know that my kids are all there, right. all burnt and impaled and broken-boned and the like. well except for Iida. he’s fine still. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I FEEL LIKE WATCHING HIM GET TORN APART BY FOUR HIGH ENDS, WTF

HORIKOSHI YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD

god fucking... okay look. Horikoshi. you win, okay!? congratulations, you win, this is your show and we’re all just sitting here at your mercy. fine. go ahead and just kill off everyone ever, then!! what am I even gonna do about it. stop reading?? fuck

this whole thing really went from zero to fucked before I could even blink huh. I really thought this was gonna be a turning point chapter for the heroes. shows what I know I guess??

meanwhile this motherfucker is just SCREAMING

ngl, if I wasn’t currently terrified on account of things suddenly taking such a drastic turn for the worse, this would be the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Jeanist my man, I hype you up like it’s my job because you are the greatest fucking meme character in the history of time, but make no mistake, you are also highkey WORTH ALL THE HYPE AND THEN SOME

seriously, though. don’t fucking mind him you guys, he’s just standing here in the coolest pose of all time taking on Gigantomachia all alone with one fucking lung because the substance pumping through his veins is COLD-BLOODED LIQUID DENIM, and DENIM FEELS NO FEAR

Best Jeanist really needs to get his own theme song. -- oh my god I just finally thought of a title for this post. lmao and it’s the dumbest thing. omg

MEANWHILE THE TODOROKI BROS ARE OFF IN THEIR OWN DRAMATIC LITTLE FIRE WORLD

which one do you think is the Mario and which is the Luigi. well, but I mean, Dabi clearly thinks that he’s the Luigi though and that’s why he’s so mad. nobody wants to be Luigi. what a life

THAT’S IT, SHOUTO!! POINT OUT ALL OF HIS HYPOCRITICAL BULLSHIT, I WANT ANSWERS

JUST TO CLARIFY, IT’S THAT NATSU, NOT SOME OTHER NATSU!! SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!

OH, WELL IN THAT CASE

BUT OF COURSE. THAT WOULD MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE, holy shit. okay I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, Dabi is a piece of work. I really thought this arc would make him more sympathetic at long last, but it seems like it’s doing just the opposite?? this is like an anti-redemption arc. I don’t relish the thought of venturing into the fandom tags once I finish reading this lol

(ETA: well folks, I’ve done it. and actually it was pretty interesting because there are apparently like ten different things that people are mad about, and so it’s like. each post is a new adventure lmao.)

so Shouto is all “BRUH HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST IT” and Dabi is all “YES”, basically? like, he says he’s completely lost his feeling for anything. omg. but you were so sweet. how does that even happen

“finally I can kill you” okay for real what the heck is your damage bro?? can we not. I like Shouto just the way he is, un-killed

oh shit and now the Noumus are here

cue Bakugou diving in to save his mentor, STAB WOUNDS BE DAMNED!! actually it would make more sense for it to be Iida, but if Kacchan is really fixin’ to go full Shounen Dumbass here then he might as well go all out, y’know

-- unless of course, Deku decides to activate another quirk??

“last I checked, the main character of this series was still me” OH? WELL I SUPPOSE THAT IS TRUE, SO PRAY TELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LEFT UP YOUR SLEEVE YOU SUICIDAL BRUSSELS SPROUT

fucking love how he’s all “HAHAHA WITH MY NEW QUIRKS I CAN STILL DO STUPID SHIT EVEN WITH MY ARMS AND LEGS GROUND TO A FINE POWDER” btw. what can I say. Deku gonna Deku

FMMFHDKUHK W H A T

HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHAT THE WHAT. QUE THE FUCK

(ETA: okay look, all the love in the world to the brave scanlators who take time out of their lives to translate the leaks every week just so we can read the chapter a couple of days early like the addicts we are. that said, translating Mirio’s signature “POWER!!” -- which was already written in English in the original scan -- to “POG-CHAMP” is just a whole new level of wtfuckery from them lmao. is the Lida person back at it again?? amazing.)

MIRIO!?!?! SHOWS UP TO SAVE THE DAY?!?! POGS HIMSELF UP OUT THE GROUND TO BEAT THE NOUMUS LIKE IT AIN’T NO THING. JUST LIKE WE ALL PREDICTED!? I’M SORRY, DID YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE FROM ASTROLOGY DOT COM DIDN’T HAVE THAT ONE IN THE CARDS?? WAS IT NOT OBVIOUS?? TODOROKIS PLUS BEST JEANIST EQUALS MIRIO??

hot damn. Tintin really saw the writing on the wall with the impending Dabi Discourse and was all “NOT SO FAST” lmao. “HERE’S A BRAND NEW THING FOR YOU ALL TO DISCOURSE ABOUT” MIRIO YOU WILD CHILD. YOU GLORIOUS THUG

MEANWHILE LET’S NOT FORGET WHAT MIRIO HAVING HIS POWERS BACK ACTUALLY IMPLIES. HOLY SHIT. SUDDENLY WE CUT BACK TO ALL MIGHT’S OFFICE, ALL THE WAY BACK AT UA. ERI BRANDISHES HER TOKOYAMI-GIFTED BUSTER SWORD, A DETERMINED GLEAM IN HER EYE. “I HEARD YOU WERE TRYING TO HAVE A GIRL POWER ARC WITHOUT ME.” OH. MY. GOD

#bnha 292 #best jeanist #todoroki touya #dabi #todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #hadou nejire #toogata mirio #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

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vegalocity · 3 years

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Secret kisses and Touching 2, 14, 22, 23, and 44. Secret Silktea relationship, except both spider fam and Monkey fam actually know! Half of them don’t care enough to say anything (Pigsy,Tang,Spider Queen,Wukong,Syntax) while the other half wants them to reveal it when they’re ready (Min Yi,MK,Mei,Goliath,Sis) - Pixel Anon

Affection meme

49. secret kisses

2. running fingers through hair

14.putting an arm around the other’s waist

22.falling asleep on the other’s shoulder

23. carrying the other one in their arms

44.sitting on the other’s lap

this took me forever to put together because for some ungodly reason i couldn't figure out the scenario

so i decided on a little vignette compilation of sorts

They knew what they were doing.

Of course they knew what they were doing. It was in either of their best interests to keep this a secret. Just because the clan had stopped their crusade to take over the city and their queen had dialed down the ‘revenge’ ideas, didn’t mean there wasn’t still bad blood between his clan and Sandy’s family.

And it wasn’t too difficult, it just meant that when they were all working together for some greater threat or whatever that they’d have to be sneaky. It was easy stealth was one of Huntsman’s greatest Attributes and suspecting Blue of anything was like suspecting a small dog of knocking over a bulldozer.

It wasn’t too hard to simply keep their hands to themselves. Or at least, it wasn’t hard for Sandy, Huntsman was quickly finding his self control lacking in regard to being in such a situation with his… well, with him. But could anyone blame him? Blue was more or less the hottest guy he’d ever ran into before and he was kinda-sorta DATING him! How could he not want to climb that like a tree at all times?

Especially when he was always being so stupidly fucking charming. Sure the ‘needlessly nice’ stuff wasn’t something he particularly appreciated, but it was starting to grow on him, if only on the amount of restraint he must have to keep it up all the time.

Soooo yeah maybe he was purposefully pushing their luck a little, but in his defense he wanted to see how much desire based frustration it would take before ol’ Blue would just pin him against a wall and make him regret wondering.

Syntax had shooed him away from being a nuisance at his worktable, so naturally, Huntsman had to go be a nuisance at someone else’s worktable. Thankfully Sandy was far more agreeable to the company, and thankfully the bid of ‘Bugging Syntax first’ kept his alibi solid. He wasn’t just going over to see Blue he just wanted to be a louse and his normal target had already locked him out of his room. And so nobody really suspected anything when he started to peer over Sandy’s side to watch him tighten this or that thing on this or that device.

And it was pretty damn fun to see just how much of a ‘nuisance’ he could be. This particular bout resulting ih Huntsman being pressed against the car engine Blue had been working on, feeling the orange hair slide between his claws and messing up the stylized mohawk and shuddering when he felt those huge hands almost entirely encompass either of his thighs while keeping him aloft. He hissed through his teeth as he felt Blue give one of his legs a testing squeeze and rolled his hips forward a bit-

“Fish Demon? I need to get another set of eyes on these schematics or I'll actually go insane.” By the time Syntax looked up from his clipboard Sandy was working on the engine again and Huntsman was leaning against his work area and had barely had the opening to whip out one of his knives and his portable sharpener.

Though Sandy’s hair was unable to be fixed and fell to a side as he smiled at Syntax and took the offered blueprints from him.

He wasn’t a big fan of those domestic snatches of time, he wasn’t.

It was mostly an instinctual response, Spiders were pack bonders, so of course when his internal senses started categorizing Sandy as ‘pack’ then he’d relax without intending to while being pulled in with a hand on his waist.

Which was definitely the reason why he was curled up to Sandy’s side, the cool slick feeling of his scales strange against his more leather-like skin. That stupid instinct was the only real reason why he felt so comfortable and like he could practically fall asleep like this.

He felt Blue’s hand gently start running up and down his side and dammit that wasn’t playing fair, it wasn’t his fault that he had been having sleeping problems lately and was rapidly getting drowsy.

He could feel Blue’s hum as the world started to drift away-

“Hey Sandy what do you think- Uhhhh”

“Oh, hello Xiaotian.”

“You know you’ve got a spider on you, right?”

“Oh yeah, Looked like he was having some paranoia problems, took a bit of wheedling to get out but Huntsman here was up for like four days straight ‘till now!”

“Did… Did you slip him your sleepy tea?”

“Of course not! That would be super unethical! Also I'm pretty sure he’s still semi conscious and passively listening without any critical thought right now since he only just dozed off and would probably wake up angry if he overheard anything like that!”

“....right… so anyway-”

The brat knew.

Dammit he knew the brat knew. She definitely fucking knew.

He should have known better than to try anything with that Professional Snoop underfoot. But He’d had plans with Blue before having to get stuck with the brat tonight because the Queen needed Syntax’s expertise and the Sister was on shift at work and Goliath already had plans doing who knows what, and he was stuck with Minyi since he ‘didn’t have any plans’

He’d dragged his feet on the idea of cancelling with Blue, but he’d fucking done it so nobody could say he didn’t contribute to the upkeep of their clan’s youngest. It was just his luck that Sandy had been fine with coming over instead, and the brat had overheard some of the conversation and got excited about ‘Mr Sandy’ coming over to visit. The brat had insisted on stringing some of her fake flowers into his hair before he arrived, after dubbing him ‘suitably pretty’ (her words) she’d done up her own hair as similarly as she could because he certainly wasn’t helping her with her weird pre-’company is coming’ rituals.

And… Blue was a hit with the brat. He had an infinite amount of patience for the inane childish babbling, stooped low so she could string the remaining fake flowers in her possession (why did she have so many fake flowers?) into his beard, and offered to fix dinner for the lot of them (which was for the best since the brat was such a picky eater she could barely stomach some of his specialties)

And… he was not jealous of a six year old for how she was able to crawl into Blue’s lap while the lot of them watched some inane mystery show for the character drama alone since the brat called and explained the mystery within the first three minutes.

Blue was a bit awkward on the sofa, it made sense, Goliath would normally sit on the floor for how the height and width of the couch was not designed with bigger demons in mind, and Blue was considerably bigger than Goliath. So while the brat was cozy as could be in the place of honor, Huntsman was stuck perched on the arm of the couch as to not be crushed into it trying to squeeze in beside Blue.

Not that that would be a wholly unpleasant experience, but the presence of the brat made it go from tempting to awkward. Nonetheless, part of Sandy trying to get comfortable had included one of his arms resting on the back of the couch, and while it seemed the brat wasn’t paying attention, it slid down to wrap around his shoulders.

When the time came Minyi didn’t need to be told it was bed time for her, she loudly announced it herself, changed into her pajamas, and after saying goodnight to the both of them went on with a

“I am going to sleep now! And I will not be out of my room until morning so if anything were to be happening I certainly won’t know it, because I will be asleep.”

She smiled widely at Huntsman and closed her door.

Nosey little brat.

Tang huffed a quiet laugh as Sandy gingerly began to lift Huntsman into the air, his broken leg not quite able to be splinted just yet, let alone looked at properly. It seemed the lot of them had suffered some pretty nasty injuries from this last threat (and no doubt it would have been worse if their team and the Spider Clan hadn’t joined forces) including Tang himself despite being on the sidelines for most of it, he was pretty sure his shoulder was dislocated, and the cut on his forehead was still sluggishly bleeding all over the right side of his face, but compared to some of the others he was basically fine.

So once He was able to pop his arm back into place (Ouch) he took to handling cleanup with the only other ‘perfectly normal person’ here, a woman maybe a few years his junior, he’d seen her every so often with the Spider Clan (or rather, with Syntax) but he didn’t know her name.

“Do you think they actually think they’re being subtle?” Her words caught his attention and he turned to glance at the woman. She was in the middle of splinting Xiaojiao’s broken wrist and at Tang’s questioning glance, she nodded at Sandy and Huntsman. Oh!

“I’m sure Sandy thinks he’s the pinnacle of subtlety” Tang responded. He was pretty sure the ‘thing’ that had developed between their friend and the most brutal of the Spider Clan was the worst kept secret on the team since Red Son had started hanging out with Xiaotian and Xiaojiao on the weekends.

“They are so cute when you just walk in on them.” Xiaojiao said around a snicker. “Like how they jump apart like when you flip a magnet over to the matching side.”

“Does your team have a betting pool? My brother organized one for the clan, and if they do anything damning within the next month i win the pot.”

“No! Ohh man we should get one started up! Hey Pigsy! You wanna make a betting Pool for Sandy and Huntsman’s secret romance?”

“Why the hell would i want to do that?”

“Finally have dirt on Sandy after decades of him never being embarrassed about anything ever?” Tang offered with a shrug.

Pigsy thought for a moment and shrugged back before going back to fussing over Xiaotian. “Sure. Who’s bettin’ what?”

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#Silktea #Silkteashipping #Affection meme #vega writes stories too #letters to vega #Spider Queen wins the Spider Clan pot though she denies ever betting anything #but Minyi put in three sticker packs and a yoyo for her bet and she could have SWORN she saw them in the lair by Spider Queen's stuff

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cannibalcreeps · 3 years

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Biggest Wetlen Post List

Here will be every post I made about the Wetlens from asks, art, random and info, it’s underneath simply due to how long it is. Since I know some of you are very new to the Wetlens I made sure to grab every post that is related to them so you are able to learn more about them 😘

Btw this thing is long enjoy going through it lol

The first post of Slough

Second post of Slough and first post of the twins

Sad Slough

Old post of Slough and Trevor (rip Trevor for being benched)

First show of Cherri

First sneak peak of the family, my gosh we have go a long way

Slough WIP featuring Creeps

Three brothers WIP

Hog and Slough getting love

First HCs of Cherri

First WIP of the Twins

CherriXReader Lemon

First Slough HCs

Art of Wetlens meeting The Hilliker Brothers

Anon asking Slough to be their wingman for Cherri art

First sketch of Uncle Edward (Haggon) with Jade and info

The first art of Velvet and Mourge, with Haggon (the parents hadn’t gotten names at this point)

First mention of a Wetlen’s cousin

The start of the Wetlen tree with names!

Anon being a big ass drooling SIMP for Cherri

First upgrade sketch of the Twins

Twin update art post

Simpin’ over Sloughs hairy tum and boobs

Finally the Wetlen Character info sheet ft. Cassy (sadly has spelling errors)

Cherri with his prosthetic on

Hog HCs info

Anon asking Cherri to eat them (poor Cherri looks strangely drawn here haha)

How the Wetlen’s would react to their s/o in Cowboy hat and lingerie

Anon asking how deformed Lurfi’s kid would be

Anon asking where the Wetlen’s live

Anon imagining Lurfi with a daughter and Slough being a great uncle

Anon ask where Mourge abd Velvet capable of talking

The reason behind the Wetlen siblings names

Who was smartest between Velvet and Mourge

Anon asking recovery of Velvet and Bonnies births

Anon about Hog and Lurfi being big babies

Pronouncing the Wetlen’s names

Slough is best boi

First vs. Last Wetlen siblings drawn together

Anon asking if the Wetlens only eat people

Anon feeling bad for Velvet (when they shouldn’t lol)

Why the Wetlens came out the way they are anon ask

Anon ask whose best at sex, Saw-Tooth or Mourge

How sadistic were Velvet and Mourge

Anon ask about which Wetlens are Mummy or Daddy parents as well as Cherri being a dad

Wetlen’s and their bad teeth

Anon ask if Siblings would keep the traditions

Can Edward/Haggon talk

What happened to Griff

Are Melma and Paupii alive (but we accidently called her Melmi)

Anon asking about the Twins and Mibbi not having kids

How the family reacted to Haggon/Edward going missing

Anon asking about how Griff became infertile

Anon asking how Velvet and Mourge became their parents faves

Where did Cherri get his prosthetic

How the Wetlen’s eat their victims

Anon talking about Lurfi being a giant baby and having her own giant babies

Anon needs to remember Velvet deserves everything that happens to her UwU

Anon asking about how Wetlen’s would be with their kids around the victim cages

How long has Cherri been a camp groundskeeper

The Wetlens and sweets

Anon asking about Wetlen’s childrens first words and how the siblings would react

Cherri’s ideal spouse

Can the Wetlen’s read or write

The difficulty of the boys kissing with their teeth ask

Why Hog wont learn to read

The Wetlen’s and boardgames

Anon asking is Wetlens know where babies come from (they mean their Uncle Griff not Gill xD)

Anon asking where Hog got his cute fancy vest

Hogs ideal spouse

The Wetlen’s do know their birthdays

Melma and Paupii did celebrate Christmas as well UwU

Anon asks if Melma and Paupi would protect their grandkids if they knew what Velvet and Mourge did to them

Lurfi giving Mum vibes UwU

Anon saying Melma and Paupii sound like cat names

About Melma and Paupii’s marriage

Anon asking about Griff and Ogie

Anon asking about if Mourge/Velvet and Bonnie/Griff had a wedding

Anon asking about Melma and Paupii’s family

Cherri with his braids out

Anon saying Cherri’s hair looks like a mullet

First sketch of Adeline (Cherri’s kid)

Meme post of Cherri and Addie

Explaining Addie has Strawberry Nevus on her face

Anon asking what type of deformity the Wetlens have

Anon asking about how they get generators

Anon asking how Cherri mocks victims

Cherri is a thot destroyer

How much of a whore is Cherri

Cherri getting dunked on by anon for not wearing condoms

Cherri still getting blasted for not wearing a rubber

Cherri’s first sexual encounter ever

Jokes about Cherri being shocked at being a dad

Continues to joke on Cherri, the first sign of Elizabeth’s name

Anon asking who chose Addie’s name

More jokes on Cherri

Anon asking bout Adeline’s height as she gets older

Will Liz live in the swamp or town?

Anon asking bout how Liz must be happy to have a small baby

Anon asking if Addie has a nose

What type of babies were the Wetlens

Anon asks if Mibbi is bitter at being small

Anon asks why Velvet and Mourge didn’t name their kids

Anon ask about the Wetlens choosing names for their kids

What Addie was like as a baby

Anon making cute scene of Slough

Lurfi HCs!

The Twins HCs

What the siblings do on their spare time

Sloughs ideal spouse

Jokes on Cherri and Addie

Hog and Slough S/O being happy they’re pregnant ask

Ask about Cherri killing a creep camp counselor

How Cherri is with a smol and a petite S/O

Cherri having a stripper name lol

About Lurfi being a midwife

Joking of Cherri some more lol more joking and more jokes yeh we clowning on him lol also the twins ain’t safe

How large is their swamp yeh their swamp is big

Why Cherri’s hair like that?

Liz and Cherri’s ‘fun’ nights

First design hint of Liz

What if Cherri did have a bunch of kids running around somewhere?

How do shoes fit big bois Hog and Slough

Cherri adores Addie yes UwU

Why Melma and Paupii came out with extreme deformities

No, Cherri did not learn his lesson about wearing condoms lol

Anon wondering if Melma and Paupii called their first children ‘baby girl/boy’

Melma and Paupii do have good tastes in names

Addie and Cherri’s relationship

Do they have clean water?

First WIP of Elizabeth

Cherri is a dumbass yes UwU and so is Liz, a bit

Would Cherri tell Addie about their family history?

Do the Wetlens stink?

Dunking on Cherri and Liz Lurfi being brutal to Mibbi and the Twins Lurfi just chucking Mibbi like a basketball

When Liz came to Cherri about her pregnancy (this info may change later tho)

How Cherri is with Addie

How I plan to tell their story, but again this may change in future UwU

Cherri and Velvet having stripper names but don’t compare Cherri to his mummy

Jokes on you Cherri cant pay child support

They did burn money

Cherri’s hobby is sleeping

Jokes on Cherri’s parents also no spoilers on what Cassy did to Cherry yet also more about Cherri’s parents poor Addie getting too much info now about her family she will know no peace Poor Liz dealing with this as well

Anon asking if Lurfi is a bookworm

Teasing Cherri and Addie Liz picking on Cherri just bullying Cherri now Cherri just being clingy

Paupii teasing the grandkiddies

Final art piece of Elizabeth

Do Cherri and Liz still hook up

Melma and Paupii thinking noseless Cherri is cute

Cherri is a concerning parent really Cherri the sore loser Cherri doesn’t know the word consequences The twins getting told off Cherri swore around Addie once lol these siblings can fit a lot of trauma

How old is Liz

Were Melma and Paupii parents good grandparents

Who else has Mourge been with

What happens when Addie is used as a shield by a victim

Reaction of the Wetlen’s kids giving them flower crowns

Sneak peak of Melma and Paupii’s parents as well as names

Velvet does deserve what she gets UwU though her poor kids being terrorized by her and mourge getting it on Mourge and Velvet were vile

Where does Bonnie and her boys live?

What’s Ogie like Is Ogie like his whore Cousin UwU

When Bonnie and Griff learn that the Wetlen’s killed their parents Bonnie and Griff still about the Wetlen’s killing their parents

The Phillips meeting the Wetlens

Ideas about Mourge and Velvet’s final people/victims

Why does Mourge have the head scar

Info about Ogie

The Philips and the Wetlens More about the Philips and the Wetlens another joke on Phillips and Wetlens

More asks about Ogie

Where did Bonnie travel Bonnie and Griff joke How Liz and Cherri met joke

Do Ogie and his parents stink

Do Bonnie and Griff move around in their swamp

Ogies sexuality

Mourge’s Eyebrows

Did Velvet and Mourge love each other

Cherri as a baby

Velvet with her kids Some more jokes about Velvet and the kids also jokes on Mourge

Given the chance Velvet and Mourge would’ve killed Cherri

About Haggon returning home

If Melma and Paupii found out about Velvet and Mourge

Melma was the big one

Melma, Mourge, Hog and Slough sizes

Paupii was tiny

Cherri and Mibbi like Paupii

Melma and Paupii babysitting

Addie with her first cousins, once removed, joke Bonnie caring for all the kids joke

What would happen is Melma and Paupii were still alive

How old is Ogie Ogie wishing he was Cherri joke

Anon simping over Hog continuation of joke post

Cherri really being the only one who gets it in the swamp

Jokes on Hog’s ‘sex life’ The twins being nutheads Jokes on Liz and Cherri’s parenting

Is cousin Mitch big boi?

The dangers of either Bonnie’s family or The Wetlen Siblings

Are the twins equally dumb

How did Mourge and Velvet eat their victims

How the Wetlens are in bed

Why did Bonnie not leave for good Griff and Bonnie joke

About Odin and Bonnie

Does Jade have nicknames for Haggon/Edward

Chad Cherri vs. Virgin Ogie

If Edward remembered his past years

Jade having great taste

Did Melma and Paupii talk

Certain victims they avoid

Anon being thirsty bitches

Griff as a dad

Did Bonnie sleep around

Why Haggon is called Edward

About Hogs eye and another post about his eye

Lol teasing Liz picking on the twins Hog and Slough being loud fuckers

Have Wetlens been drunk

Addie a healthy baby

The Siblings living far from Bonnie and the fam

Did the Wetlens ever get high

Do the Wetlens own guns

Jokes on Hog being quiet, but loud man in bed

Is Ogie loud in bed Jokes on Cherri and Liz again more jokes on Liz Dilf Cherri

Wetlens sleeping habits

Was Cherri loud for his first time

Could the Siblings tell their twin kids apart

Anon simping over Slough and Hog again

Info on what Mourge did to Hog

Cherri telling Liz about his scars More Cherri and Liz joke posts Jokes about Hog and Slough again

Velvet and a victim of hers

Do the victims go to the cops jokes on those survivors

About Cherri and Ogies Voices

WIP art of Cherri art

Do they make teeth necklaces

Lurfi gives spanks How Lurfi is with her kids vs. her siblings Cherri and consequences Melma and Velvet about Velvets pregnancies Cherri and Liz jokes ....again

Did Malachi or Othelia regret getting together

What if there was a true crime youtbers

Addie seeing the comments on the videos both roasting and simping after her dad

About the people who killed Othelia and Malachi

Velvet and Cherri have Karren hair

Melma, Velvet and Bonnie’s height

Velvet and Mourge joke post Malachi and Othelia joke post Liz and Cherri joke post jokes on Velvet and Cherri

The birth order of Melma and Paupii’s kids

How did Melma and Paupii eat their victims

Does Velvets eye work Velvets eye joke post

Melma did love her girls UwU Cherri and Addie joke post

How old were Melma and Paupii with their first kids

Big cannibal ladies good Baby Velvet joke post

Where Malachi and Othelia good grandparents

Did Malachi and Othelia meet their grandkids

How I came up with Malachi’s name

Who was bigger Malachi or Othelia

Were Malachi and Othelia good parents

Othelia could pick up Bonnie

Anon saying to imagine Cherri having many children and them meeting Cherri

Wetlen’s interact with Alexa

Was Cherri the only one who gave his siblings names

Mitch and Ally (the siblings cousins) joke post Slough joke post

Nick names with Hog and Slough

Are the siblings afraid of bugs

The siblings fave food

Which siblings have a high libido

More about the Wetlens as parents

Who would be a helicopter parent

Their fave colours

About Melma’s eye

Again Melma, Bonnie and Velvets heights (But Bonnie got taller)

Lurfi having a bunch of kids idea anon

How old were Velvet and Mourge when Hog was born

Are Aly and Mitch twins

Did Mourge hurt Smock

The Hillikers/Wetlens with family joke post

Teen Addie joke post Teen Addie more joke post Addie joins Cherri in dumbass corner Clown shoes for Addie

Does Addie have Cherri’s mean streak

Info on how cruel Lurfi can be

Cherri, Liz, Addie joke post Anon wishes Cherri was comfortable going into town Cherri is 100% bad influence lol

Does Cherri torture his victims away from camp

Cherri has terrible pull out game

First drawing of Cherri vs. Recent

First sketch and view of Cherri new kids (ft. Addie)

Was Delilah planned

Yes the big three are getting kids

Liz and Cherri joke post again Joke post on Cherri another joke post

What did Cassy do to Cherri

Another pregnancy!

Will Morgan cause issues

Will the big three have a Morgan-like kid

Lurfi’s kid joke post more joke post some more joke posts

Cherri getting a bunch of Nephews/Nieces Even more Cherri joke post Just clowning on Cherri some more

Do they get sick

How would the big three react to their kids getting sick

Anon says cute thing for Lurfi UwU The big threes kids still being cute

Mibbi and The Twins are not best baby sitters Lurfi getting some love Mibbi and Twin are the bad influences Lurfi joke post

The Wetlen Spouses joke post more Spouse jokes

Will Addie have same-age cousins Addie could be baby sitter

Will Del have same-age cousins

What is Addie and Del like

Cherri and Addie are very alike

Addie saying Hog looks like Peppa Pig

Thinking about the big three sibling spouses

Did Melma and Paupii have a concept of protection

If Velvet lived, would she be nervous of her tall kids

Questions for the Wetlens