#I need to be put down

[sidsinning]

This is totally random but I am happy they replaced his purple snake with a golden snake from the pilot to the show

purple one looks more like a worm than a snake and the gold snake makes his design more put together and cohesive

why am I talking like I'm doing an art critique at school

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #sidrabbles #also you guys see how cute he is on the right #goofy #i love him #i need to be put down

[blakbonnet]

you don't understand stede is just out there full of hope he wants to make amends but more than that he wants to sweep Ed off his feet and prove to him that HE IS WORTHY OF HIM. Like stede is going full "I don't deserve to kiss the ground you walk on" mode and Ed OHGOD my Ed he is pining so hard he thinks he's forgettable and he's been left behind and he's marking days off his calendar and he's wearing the billions guns he's trying to be what they want him to be but in the end he is just a guy... he just wants to be that guy who kissed the love of his life so sweet so gentle and promised a future to him

#I need to be put down #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 teaser #this post doesn't make sense I'm sorry

[skywerse]

#i need to be put down #they make me fucking sick #slash pos #jrwi riptide #jrwi #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #chip jrwi #jrwi fnc #jrwi fish and chips #drawing gillion in pretty dresses is not a want its a NEED

[bunnyreaper]

ghoap being completely fucking obsessed with your mouth + slowly making you have an oral fixation you can't live without.

(nsfw/mdni, f!reader, mild dubcon/degradation/puppy play/spit kink/cumplay/general grossness)

johnny gives you an endless supply of lollipops, because he loves watching you suck them. purposefully picks his and simon's favourite flavours only so they can sneak in kisses and have you tasting extra good for them. johnny enjoys sharing, taking a lollipop from you to suck on himself, or making you take one he's been sucking on--gets off knowing you're swapping saliva.

both of them like to bite your lips when you kiss them. johnny goes for playful nips and nibbles, but simon likes it when he draws blood and can feel the coppery taste on his tongue, he loves seeing the aftermath where your lips are reddened bruised and cracked from him.

johnny and simon will both force their tongues into your mouth but johnny will sweetly beg (coerce) you into sucking on it, and he makes you love the intrusion. sometimes you'll all kiss together and it's completely overwhelming with all your tongues swirling together.

johnny will hold open your jaw while him and simon just play with your tongue--pulling it out of your mouth, running their fingers across it, pressing on it, wiggling it how they like, pushing at your lips.

johnny will make you stick your tongue out like a lil puppy and won't let you stop until you've drooled all over yourself and made yourself a drippy, sticky mess (maybe if he's feeling super nasty he'll lick it off your skin too.)

simon loves to shove his fingers in your mouth whenever he likes, fucks your face with two thick fingers, loves to see you gag and choke and cry around his digits. sometimes will make you fall asleep with his fingers or thumb in your mouth, and in time you find yourself sucking on them idly while watching movies or doing other things. definitely becomes a comfort thing.

johnny and simon will both squish your cheeks together just to see your delicious pout, johnny will give you sloppy kisses with it too and make the most condescending cooing noises (but it gets you wet anyway.)

simon will sometimes hook his fingers in your cheek when you fuck, if he's feeling really rough.

simon especially loves to spit in your mouth, loves to make you beg for it too. also enjoys making you and johnny spit into each other's mouths while he watches.

simon loves smacking his cock on your tongue before he slides in, johnny loves using your face as a fucktoy, just sliding his dick over your cheeks, leaving trails of precum and spit on your face and barely even treating you like a human.

johnny loves to make you lick him, whether it's his cock, his balls, his abs, his face. expects you to act like a lil puppy for him again, bonus points if you hump his leg while doing it. bonus bonus points if you find yourself licking his face as a cute, innocent gesture outside of sex.

simon will sometimes tell you to only make him come with kisses or licks to his cockhead, because he likes to see your lips do so much work. loves smearing his pre around like its lipstick, watching the plush of your lips squelch over his head.

both love to have you cockwarm them, simon especially when he's playing Lt, getting paperwork done. watching movies, they could be stuffing you from both ends but not moving. if either are ever playing video games, they might have you suck them off (johnny leaves the headset mic on and doesn't give a fuck.)

both make you show them their cum before you swallow, or simon might kiss it into johnny's mouth, and don't dare either of waste a drop. simon will sometimes cum on his own fingers and make you both suck it off.

simon has a recording on his phone of the sounds of your gags, where as johnny prefers a video of you sucking with your sparkly pretty eyes looking up at him.

they both like applying lipstick for you, even if it's just so it can get smeared on their cocks. sometimes they'll go about their day with the stains still on them, underneath their clothes.

they shower you in balms and glosses and scrubs and everything to keep your lips perfectly soft for them.

johnny will full on make out with you in public with no regard or care, if he needs your mouth, he needs it now and no stares or your shy blushes are going to stop him. simon gets turned on just watching the two of you kiss.

they go through phases where they decide your mouth is only for sucking or licking, not talking, so they don't let you make noises that's anything other than whines or moans or whimpers.

they have all different kinds of gags for you ball gags, ring gag, pretty gags, funny gags (johnny loves making you wear the rubber duck one while he fucks you and laughs in your face, it only makes you more squirmy. simon likes the ring gag so he can still finger your mouth, collect your drool on his fingers and smear it across your cheeks.

simon takes artsy photos of your lips to have on a canvas in your shared home, johnny has numerous sketches.

they love when you get a little feral and return the favour of biting them and leaving marks on them. you're all marked up by each other at any one time, twin bruises on each person's neck.

they'd find it hot if you got some sort of oral piercing, whether it's lip or tongue--it only enhances your natural beauty and steals their eyes to your lips even more.

and of course they're obsessed with the way your mouth moves when you say their names

#simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #ghost x soap x reader #ghoap x reader #ghoap #ghost x reader #soap x reader #call of duty fanfic #call of duty fanfiction #i need to be put down

[itsdefinitely]

do you think they've explored each other's bodies

#this is the last post i make about simoncest i swear #it's too funny to me #i need to be put down #simon petrikov #the winter king #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time #adventure time spoilers #oh and just to be clear these are jokes i dont actually ship them #definitely art #simoncest

[melodyidk]

Alright before I go and start my essay I need to get this off my mind.

Mizu and Archer!reader where they're staying in an inn or brothel and they both sense someone coming to attack them but before Mizu can draw her blade and go for the kill reader leaps at her, pinning her down to the floor, straddling her lap and whispering "Don't, I think they carry guns." but before she can argue back and object, saying she's perfectly capable of dealing with it reader draws her bow and arrow, fully concentrated, ignoring her and STILL STRADDLING HER.

Mizu just gawking at her, eyes wide, mouth slightly open in shock. Girl doesn't even know if she should be insulted or thankful you're thinking about her safety. She definitely feels her stomach doing a flip. Her hands instinctively placed on reader’s hips.

Poor woman is loosing her marbles. Reader releases the arrow and a grunt is heard, followed by a body falling to the floor a few seconds later.

When they go to inspect the body she's just starring in shock because how the fuck did you manage to strike a fatal blow like then when you couldn't even see through the screen? Mizu is well aware of your talent in archery but goddamn woman, what kind of sorcery is this? She's impressed and maybe slightly aroused.

Yeah.... I think I need professional help.

#she'd be thinking about it for days after #Literally staying up late at night while the intrusive thoughts rot her brain out #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #bes mizu #mizu bes #mizu x reader #mizu x you #blue eye samurai x reader #blue eye samurai x you #x reader #lesbians #In love but also in denial #She's very confused #but it's cute #it's fine cause it's Mizu #i should be studying #but here we are #i need to be put down #I'm like a dog #awooga #Woof woof #u know? #bes mizu x reader #mizu x reader bes #Mizu x reader blue eye samurai

[aliasknives]

a dear friend of mine who is about to start bg3 asked me which character i romanced and who my favorite is yesterday and like. it’s actually unbelievably fucking humiliating that one of the bg3 characters that im most frequently rotating in my mind is the lawful evil goth loser who is wearing the magic equivalent of a weighted blanket while trying to plunge the world into totalitarian dictatorship. instead of literally anyone else

#i did not answer #i said he needs to play it first and then ill make him guess #when your only remaining ally wants to kill you sooooo bad and your science experiments with human test subjects start to backfire #what do you do? well you either ally with your past situationship or the random person who is fucking things up #get me out of here #i need to be put down #bg3 #enver gortash #durgetash

[rippedstitches]

I THINK I HAUVE COVID????!?!?!????

#saw these and had to close my eyes and take the biggest deep breath ever #i need to be put down #sarah snook #these are not new btw I just miss everything

[cynical-canidae]

I actually love "Twice Upon A Time" because the whole situation is so funny. The Doctor is like nah. Lost my gf (can't remember). Lost my wife. Lost my spunky lesbian best friend. Over this shit!! I'm gonna kms this time FOR REAL!! And he meets his younger self and he's like wtf. 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ You can't kys because how the fuck am I gonna end it all if I don't even exist???? And the consciousness of his dead best friend is like noooooo Doctor you can't kys your swag too kind. Your bitch too good. The universe NEEDS you, autism creature!!!! 🥺🥺 And he's like Fuck. I guess I'll (not) die. New bottom surgery unlocked!!: LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AND EXPLODING. (Successful!! 😘😘)

#kris shut up #doctor who #twice upon a time #twelfth doctor #the doctor #bill potts #thirteenth doctor #i guess #i laugh at this all the time #i need to be put down #12th doctor

[kariighost]

I have NEVER in my life wanted to suck someone’s dick so bad

#I’m so sorry #but like look at him #I need to be put down #levi ackerman #levi aot #levi ackerman x reader #snk levi #daddy levi #attack on titan #levi thoughts #levi x reader #captain levi

[bubuslutty]

Mike Schmidt who's obsessed with his gfs pussy in every aspect. 

warning: he's nasty n gross and I love him that way 

tags: human bodily fluids ‼️NOT PISS DRINKING‼️

mike has a fascination with his gfs pussy, not just because he literally becomes absolutely pussy drunk once he gets his cock inside, or ruts against it or shoves his finger n tongue inside. 

It's just how it looks, how it reacts to him, he could be just sitting between his girl's legs, staring at it and it would clench and become even more wet with just him being near it. 

He's truly fascinated, he loves tasting his gfs pussy whenever he can, seals her scent in his mind, likes to bring her to tears with his fingers, n then he pulls them out and feels the stickiness on them.

For Mike, the messier his gf is, the better. He loves it when she squirts on him, whether it's on his face or all over his cock when she's riding him, he likes being drenched in her in every way possible. 

He wants nothing more than to be wet belly button down from fucking his gf to oblivion, and then literally smell like her when he brings his fingers up to his nose. 

he's obsessed with her it's so disgusting <3

and it somehow gets worse, not only does he loves it when she cums and squirts all over him, but the day he imagined her literally peeing all over him while he's buried inside her, he hasn't been the same since. 

He feels like a mutt, panting just thinking abt it. Thinking abt his sweet, sweet gf marking his cock in more than one way. He doesn't know why he likes the idea so much, maybe it's something animalistic within him, whatever it is, it makes him think that it's totally needed, it's right, he needs his gf to mark her territory, mark him up, because he's hers in every way <3

#i need to be put down #bubuslutty writes #mike schmidt #mike schimdt x reader #mike schimdt smut #mike schmidt smut #fnaf movie #mike scmidt fnaf #michael afton #michael schmidt #fnaf michael afton

[logicmaru]

the lovers : ransara

#your turn to die #art #yttd #ransara #sara chidouin #ranmaru kageyama #logicmaru art #im so ill holy crap i love ransara #i need to be put down

[pryncejjayden]

erm .. what the sigma

#slenderverse #slenderman #emh #everymanhybrid #marble hornets #tribetwelve #habit #habit emh #habit posting #back on my bullshit #You know how it is #meow #evan myers #Evan EMH #i need to be put down

[ochablooms]

to belong

a short comic about takenaka

#mp100 #mp100 takenaka #takenaka momozou #telepathy club #mp100 comic #artists on tumblr #my art #i need to be put down #thinking too much about how lonely takenaka must have been all this time since childhood #he just wants to meet people like him #and make friends #hrrhfjkldjkhg #aafkdjfd #anyway #hope u enjoy this comic thingy

[riddled-fingers]

she smile on my friend till i

#my art #smiling friends #i need to be put down #charpim #charlie dompler #pim pimling #suggestive #sighs rlly loudly to an empty auditorium

[in-som-niyah]

Jason Todd who makes the nastiest, deepest, sweetest, most toe curling thrusts in and out of ur pussy.

Ass up face down, you're panting into the pillows while he's smirking to himself while watching your body shiver every time his hips meet your ass. Your eyes roll back as he drags himself out only to ram himself back in, nothing but incoherent babbling was able to escape your puffy lips.

Jason's smug expression returns and he teases you

"Awww have I fucked this pussy dumb?"

The tightening grip of your walls tell him yes.

#jason todd #niyah speaks yappanese #jason todd x reader #red hood #jason peter todd #jason todd x you #jason todd smut #red hood x reader #dcu #red hood smut #red hood imagine #red hood x you #x black fem reader #x black reader #jason todd x black!reader #i need to be put down #jason todd fanfiction #jason todd fic #jason todd imagine #arkham knight x reader #arkham knight #smut #dc jason todd