#I'm cooking over here

[littlefankingdom]

Talia introduced Damian to Bruce as "their second child", and now Bruce is mentally panicking because there's another one, somewhere, when this unspoken first child is Jason.

#bruce wayne #jason todd #talia al ghul #damian wayne #batman #red hood #robin #dc comics #I'm cooking over here #my ramblings #No Talia and Jason didn’t fuck she literally raised him when he was an unstable teenager #she literally raised him because she wanted to play family with Bruce #she's a fucked up mom but she wants the best for her babies

[bvckleykinard]

#this is purely because Jeremy made a tweet about his cooking stream and how it wouldn't start until 6-ish #and he wrote 'late dinner but that's all good!' and it completely blew my mind lol #like I'm over here eating dinner between 7-9 almost evey night but not having dinner until 6 or even after 6 is late? #and I'm just genuinely curious what you guys think #christina talks #polls #my polls

[marginwalkers]

#pretty sure i've already drawn this angle like 5 times but. whatever i'm just trying to cook for myself over here #clint barton #hawkeye #tbolts #marvel 616 #fanart

[scarapanna]

Can I just say how much I adore your expressions like WOW they’re so AMAZING HAJEJAIE

Keep arting bro I’m hungry and I need some food around here /silly /pos

AWAAAA TYSMM<33

It really makes me happy to hear that, sincerely. I really really really love to draw faces and center a lot on them, it's super duper fun!!!

Here's some more from my favourite frames of what I started cooking so far as a little thanks for all the support and love <33

#askbox stuff #beetle's art #seriously I can't express how all this fills me with joy/v pos #I'm so so happy that people enjoy my cooking from my silly little corner and that it brings some joy to others too!! #I'll keep cooking for y'all as it brings me silly happy brain chemicals and because bringing silly happy brain chemicals fills me with #happyness too/gen #We are cringe but free over here and always will be/silly #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie

[tastymarbar]

You uh... got something you wanna share with the rest of the class there Kenji or-?

#mar kenji posting #kenji tomochika #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #kenji 🤝 yosuke: magician arcana best friend that acts gay around the protagonist #I just found out about the flirty text he sends p3-kun like an hour ago and i'm still not over it #LIKE WHAT WAS HE COOKING??????? #fucking lowkey diet yosuke over here damn #also the handmade choker... bro.. 😭

[icewindandboringhorror]

sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye

#cats #love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face... #since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed #Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor #I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase #looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me #a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful #I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold #and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only #concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other #less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need #background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something #and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav #orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I #love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac #is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless #you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t #he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree. #I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol #One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic #to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite* #THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat #had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything #about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me. #It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able #to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat #basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp #and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:| #ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh

[umblrspectrum]

thanks iz

#you'll never fucking guess what new hyperfixation ive gained #had the game for 3 days and i already have over 24 hours on it #its so punishing and so fun #anyways friend bought it for me cause i showed minor interest and well here we are #burrowing heaven is so cool though #i might get another favorite eventually cause i'm only some 30% through all the Beasties #who knows #art #lobotomy corporation #lobotomy corp #lobotomy corp burrowing heaven #burrowing heaven #i didn't feel like coloring today #dont worry md followers. im cooking #i didnt actually check what tags existed for lobotomy corp so this will have to do

[ghostie-gengar]

What’s the (agent 24 I assume) fic idea you came up with? It looks very cool I’m intrigued

OHOHO IM GLAD YOU ASKED >:3

so basically, eight died during the events of octo expansion, and three can't remember why but she is absolutely not okay. but three's also lost a lot of her memories from what happened in the metro, so she's got like a vague idea of the love of her life being ripped from her and she's going a little crazy

then eight appears in her room as a ghost and asks for her help and three's like. fuck that man you're not real. but eventually comes around and decides to help her. eight's deal is that she's a ghost/soul thing (it's a very messy concept that doesn't make a lot of sense but pretend it does) but she lost a lot of her memories both when she ended up in the metro and when she died. but if she can get her memories back and find her body, she'll be able to come back to life. so they go and explore the metro, fighting sanitized octos, finding eight's mem cakes and being really gay! (also since eight's a ghost she and three can't touch each other and the mutual pining is STRONG) but also eight seems to be hiding a lot of details, like the exact nature of her death and the gaps in three's memory...

i've got a couple chapters written already and i plan on posting it when i'm done (tho i've considered posting it as i write so ppl can watch me descend into madness in real time)

#gay cephalopods make me insane!!! #anyways i'm cooking up something good over here i think #agent 24 #agent 3 x 8 #agent 3 #agent 8 #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 2 octo expansion #octo expansion

[bravevolunteer]

❛ 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓. 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒. 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅. ❜

independent 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐎𝐍 of the fnaf franchise. heavily headcanon based. featuring canon , au , & crossover verses. written by ash. ©

❛ 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃, 𝐈'𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎. ❜

#fnaf rp #five nights at freddy's rp #indie rp #rp promo #horror rp #fear street rp #stranger things rp #the magnus archives rp #⁂ ･ﾟ: volition left you burdened with a curse ➛ self promo #i just spent like. over an hour on this. oops #TOOK SO LONG TO FIND A PHOTO COMBINATION I LIKE BUT.... I FEAR I COOKED HERE #foaming at the mouth gnawing on him putting him in the salad spinner etc #me vs not using julien baker lyrics for michael graphics (i'm losing)

[bluesfreakingart]

Hiii I really really love how do you draw Jervis. Its something I don't see every day, you know? Please dont stop drawing it!!!

Glad you like the content anon! Also good news for you because I'm currently in the works with a meme and also actually getting to... possibly making an ask/rp blog because I'm caving into my own demons. (maybe more ask than rp tbqh dunno yet. I'm currently doing research n shit, so I get this right.)

Idk when tf I'm going to get both of these ideas out but like I'll post em-- SO IN TERMS OF STOPPING DW MORE IS TO COME

#blue answers #don't mind the shitty thumbnail I just wanted an image here #though it does pertain to like...what the fuck I'm cooking over here on storyboard pro #I have to draw so many chars... #those tags when I get this done are gonna be wild tbh.

[samijey]

i really REALLY appreciated the writing for sami and jey's characters in this episode - putting aside the fact that sami should be blaming cody for the switch instead of jey (we just have to accept that cody is booked as an untouchable good boy rn), i loved seeing him be open and honest with how he felt, even though there's a lot of conflicting emotions and negative thought processes going on in his head - the things he said weren't pretty, there was resentment, loneliness and a hint of envy, but all of it is understandable and justified.

the fact that characters can show those shades of grey is wonderful to me - sami is not wrong for feeling the way he does, but he's also not being fair in his reasoning - a fact he's clearly aware of and frustrated by but can't avoid at the moment since the sudden split from kevin is extremely recent and he needs time to find a new path.

he's literally in the same situation jey was a couple of weeks ago - just got separated from his long time brother/tag partner and just like sami always made sure to be there for him, jey is seen insisting on communicating openly with sami and being supportive (playing the reverse of their usual roles together). you could tell from his face that he was hurt by what sami told him (the acting overall is top tier with these two as always) and he's right to be - that's the thing, neither of them is in the wrong here, but instead of getting angry or prying further, jey reassures sami he's there for him and gives him space.

meanwhile, instead of letting things end on a sour note as these segments often do in wwe, sami shows emotional maturity and runs after jey to squash the issue right there and then, instead of being prideful or letting things drag on - perfectly in character for babyface sami zayn.

just chef's kisses all around 🤌💚

#jey uso #sami zayn #this is not even a shipping thing #i'm just over here appreciating good character work #i think i have a pretty good idea of where this story is going #and it's gonna hurt but if they cook it right... #🤐🤐🤐

[averlym]

#i have little to no rationale for this but this is an art blog after all so here is a random little something i did on break #wanted to do smth more illustrate-y for once and render. i missed painting and. faces are always fun to paint so i just started shading and #tadaa? out of the dreamscape indeed and inspired quite heavily by anastasia #<blinks?> i'm!! not sure!!! what i'll be posting from now on!!! welcome back to the avvy-has-a-crisis-over-blog-content // #ending-with-the-resolution-to-post-whatever // and then feeling like since people are following for six ... should. post that instead. // #i saw somewhere in a ted talk of smth that be yourself and your people will find you. i feel like that applied here when i was fifteen and #now oops im a different person. what do i do with the remnants of my past self i've kept. she's in there somewhere but no longer here. #so i guess. revamp. post whatever current me wants and ignore any and all stats. #last time i went on (what i thought was permanent hiatus) i think i was trying to end on a high note. this is now a ??ship of theseus thing #perhaps. whatever!!! <stops thinking of myself as a content creator and more of a silly little blog> wow this is so chill #the true goal of this all is just to get better at art. and have it be shareable. that part is bonus. #on another note i have picked up crochet! started another side acc! began the ridiculous flood of exam season. read two whole books #and listened to a bunch of songs i either discovered or rediscovered. kept cooking experiments in the kitchen. hashtag lifeupdates i suppos #it's getting better. im usually dehydrated and stress is forever there but i've come to like my life enough to cope with it?? hooray #i think. me-who-started-this-blog would be terribly proud of how we've grown. it's a comforting thought #also i can paint actually! hehe

[iiguess]

Crawls in here, body completely covered in soot and ashes and wounds of the battlefield with a single puff of smoke—-

Hey all! You may or may not have noticed that I haven't been able to write that much over here for a while now, especially with threads and asks.

Unfortunately, that may be the case for a couple more months since a) I'm still in America, b) my dad is currently in a nursing home, and c) some very fun legalities and possible bills that I have to deal with. I can't exactly say precisely what's happened over here ever since I came to the U.S. ( mostly because it would take up way too much of the length of this post ), but it's definitely sucked up a huge portion of my time, energy, and sanity.

Please know that if ever I wasn't able to respond to one of our threads or an ask you sent in, it's not you at all! I'm just a lot more tired than usual due to my current situation.

So honestly? My activity here is going to still be sporadic. You can always reach out to me via Discord if you want to talk still though! I'm technically also a little low energy over there too, but it's a bit better than here at the moment.

That said, I hope all of you have a good day!

#;; ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴜs ( ooc. ) #just a little bit of an update in case anyone's been wondering-- #I'm still a-ok over here in a way! #thankfully some good friends are helping me retain some of my sanity (and beating a spine into my back aKHDLAHSD) #anywho! #just know that while I may not be writing #I'm still gonna be lurking and liking some posts and Thinking About My Girl #currently cooking my P4 girl in the microwave.... spinning her around with some headcanons.....

[araneitela]

Part of me genuinely wants to go back to the non-icon border icons, but part of me is also used to the little bit of aesthetic it adds by now. But also, forever unhappy with them, you know? Forever to and fro.

Any way, to business: while this isn't happening right this day, my activity will fluctuate towards the end of the month. In brief, I'm temporarily moving in with some relatives who have a fair bit of space to spare, as to take more time to prepare and find the place that I'd like to settle into in a much more definite manner. I've had to rush the last two times I moved (which involved a move abroad), so now I'd like to be smart, and take more time than I was given, and I was offered the perfect 'in between' to do that at my own pace. I anticipate being able to hook up my PC just fine once there, so once settled, I see myself as being around often enough for you guys to not see much of a difference. I'll likely reblog this when the time has come, but until then, know that any silence is likely due to stress and/or move prep!

#[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly. #[ god. i'd also like to sit at a proper desk unlike this one-- this is a high one and the chair isn't good. so after over a year... ] #[ i realize that's why my shoulders also feel actively more strained. i can't wait for a proper desk. even in this temp place. ] #[ it should be better. ] #[ but honestly bless; the light is a little brighter at the end of the tunnel. ] #[ but also i love that i'm here like 'i may be a bit quieter' and yet i'm cooking on hcs. ]

[creepling]

SYDNEY O'HARA - TCM GAME ORIGINAL CHARACTER

"I'm gonna kill that motherfucker for what he did to me, along with the rest of his nutjob family."

Here I present an oc I will probably never use but I wanted to share the character card I made for her because she is pretty neat. Tough as nails, Sydney has seen the world, but nothing prepares her for the nightmare in the Slaughter household. After a one night stand-gone sour with Johnny, she becomes a victim to the family. Two weeks before the capture and death of Maria, Sydney powers through the survivours guilt to strategise an escape. When the chaos of the new-found victims erupts, Sydney takes her chance and does everything in her power to clear the path to survival -- seeking revenge while doing so.

ATTRIBUTES

-- TOUGHNESS 30. surviving as long as she should have, sydney is tough as nails. battling through her pain and scars, she can take a few hits while in the heat of battle.

-- ENDURANCE 15. unfortunately smoking since the age of twelve doesn't have a good affect on the lungs. sydney works best in short outbursts, but doesn't have the stamina to go long distance.

-- STRENGTH 25. fuelled by pure adrenaline and rage, sydney's strength is surprising considering her tortured condition. but when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

-- PROFICIENCY 15. sydney is use to bulldozing her way through situations and doesn't have the patience to unlock objectives. protecting the victims who have the smarts for these things will help her in the long run.

-- STEALTH 45. she is known to be sneaky when she needs to be. with her experience sneaking backstage at concerts, onto tour buses, squatting when sleeping gets tough; sydney knows how to slip by unnoticed.

ABILITY - VENGENCE

sydney's ability makes her great for defense against the family. depending on how you go up the tree, you can use sydney's ability as a grapple without the worry of losing and being killed (health deducted from attacks by other family members is halfed while using ability). you can also use it to drain the family's stamina, reduce the cooldown period to use the ability as much as you can, or keep the family in a stand off for a longer period to buy others more time to complete objectives.

EDIT NOTE: i forgot to clarify that there is unique animations sydney has with the family members when using her ability. she wrestles, scratches, headbutts, bites, and specifically for bubba she jumps on his back and tries to gouge his eyes out which puts him in a panic (in case you were wondering how she can grapple him). yeah she crazy. don't mess with bitches from staten island!!

lvl one. cooldown period is reduced by 20% OR duration of ability lasts three seconds OR ability drains family's stamina by 20%

lvl two. cooldown period is reduced by 35% OR duration of ability lasts five seconds OR ability drains family's stamina by 45%

lvl three. cooldown period is reduced by 50% OR duration of ability last seven seconds OR ability drains family's stamina by 75%

UNIQUE PERKS

POULTRY BUTCHER. sydney can silence chickens without the use of a bone scrap (has 4 charges at lvl three)

COME AND GET ME. if sydney makes noise, any attack within 15 seconds by a family member will result in 80% less damage (at max lvl)

DEATH CROAK. incapitating grandpa reduces the family bond by 2.5 levels and delays his next feed by 30 seconds (at max lvl)

VICTIM PERKS

syndey can attain the following perks . . .

bounce back better, choose flight, conditioned, deadbolt, efficient backstabber, exit strategy, fuse lights, grappler, high tolerence, highly skilled, hush or die, immunity, jack in the box, overlooked, radar detector, ran track, tae kwon door.

VOICELINES

"these scheeves picked on the wrong girl."

"hey! how the hell you get outta here?"

"you dead-ass right now? they're gonna hear us if you keep running around like that!"

"jeez, try being a little more quiet next time."

"sick, this might open that door."

"i don't care if those fuckers find me, i'm ready for them."

"get out of here, i'll handle this."

[progged when seeing johnny] "shit, it's him. he don't look so handsome no more..."

[prompted when fighting johnny] "this is what you get, you fuckhead! don't mess with me!"

"they're crazy, they're all goddamn crazy."

"hey, asshole! come and get some."

[when seeing other victims] "if you figure out a way to get us outta here, i can district them."

"wanna kill me? you ain't got the guts."

#scout game dev arc??? #gun interactive call me i'm cooking over here #tcm game #tcm game oc #johnny slaughter #texas chainsaw game #original character

[mothric]

the war between "this is cheaper to buy in bulk" vs "the pricier option will take far less time and energy to prep and eat" is much more constant than I would like it to be

#yes i can get a bajillion uncooked spaghetti noodles for dirt cheap #but when i'm low on spoons waiting for water to boil and waiting for them to cook feels monumental #but a $1 two serving packet of microwave pasta takes one minute #i'm never going to buy dry beans in bulk. who has the time to wait for those fuckers to soak #i'm not trying to be a master chef over here i just need to eat. and instant pasta and canned beans are perfectly acceptable #feb 2023 #food #cogs and wires