#I'm way to bored

[crimeronan]

like this post to receive a boop :)

#i'm bored and still taking it easy bc COVID so i cant take a walk the way i want to. #boop #eta i will not be getting to most people who like it now sorry :( #i did do about 1700 though.

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?

Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.

So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!

Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.

Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!

This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own

#murderbot diaries #murderbot #perihelion #it was not smooth sailing #it took ART about ten minutes to get secunit into a snit so bad it shut down out of spite #but they make it work somehow #tbh despite the rocky start if ART weren’t so ART i don't think the relationship would have lasted #ART is overbearing and kind of a bully and it earned its nickname very well #but i think thats why secunit can get along with it because it comes across as more genuine #mb was distrustful and a little patronizing to miki so while they COULD have been friends if canon hadn't happened it took it until miki #died to realize miki was being genuine about the friendship #whereas with ART MB can be like what we have is weird and I'm not gonna put a label on it #these tags have gotten away from me #anyway can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on?? #like it could have justified it any which way but at the end of the day art was bored and then curious and then intrigued

[vaxxman]

whats so fun about the vaccinator (vacc slander)?

You come to my blog and disrespect me like that.

Have some vaccinator propaganda.

Some textless panels that I enjoyed drawing and rambling about the vaccinator medigun under the cut.

Surprise, it's only medic.

I am not saying the vaccinator is not absolutely broken, I 100% feel dirty using it against a badly coordinated team, hence I wouldn't mind if it received a nerf in the future.

A lot of people analyse the vaccinator as only useful against a badly coordinated enemy team, but I think it's much better as a weapon for when your own team sucks ass has bad synergy, since any form of uber is pretty much wasted on everyone (if you can even build enough charge). To compensate for everyone's mistakes, just make sure they stay alive long enough to capture points and push the cart. Everyone will automatically stay with you, and soon you'll have a nice meat shield of 4 people swarming around you. You know it's working, when there's suddenly 3 demoknights and a spy after you.

I love micromanaging my resistance bubbles, and I love micromanaging my team without them noticing that I'm doing it. Pressing the R-button to rotate through resistances feels like such a much more engaging contribution to the battles your patients are fighting.

Vaccinator is busted, but absolutely not boring.

And to close this rambling, here's my fav video about the vaccinator:

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #I would also like to place a disclaimer here: I am absolutely not good at this game #In no way is what this comic here shows meta knowledge #I just haven't seen a lot of people point out the positive sides of the vaccinator #which are: It's objectively the most engaging medigun and genuinely fun to use #People will complain about how playing medic is boring but the same people discourage the use of the vaccinator #If I see anyone try to spew hate about my opinion on this gun I'm blocking you fr

[hualianschild]

saw this on my tl and oh op is so right

credits to @/melondenden on X

#I've been saying he's such an artist since I first read the book ?? #like please give me an ounce of that creative streak my king I'm suffering here #and the way i call the cave of thousand gods his secret studio lmao #paradise manor was just him being bored and silly to the point he decided to do an interior designing project #and i want to take him with me to go jewellery shopping #and asking for styling and makeup tips #gosh WHY ISN'T HE A REAL PERSON ??? #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx

[rynris]

I love Alisae so much.

#i love that she's so excited for VIOLENCE every time #head empty PUNCH TO SOLVE PROBLEMS #i will cure my friends by PUNCHING MY WAY TO VICTORY #i'm bored LET'S FIGHT #ffxiv #alisae #alisae leveilleur #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv fanart #dumb sketch #art tag

[bixels]

I'm glad nobody's questioned why Sunset's personality is so different in the AU, but I'll explained anyways. AU Sunset basically has Tempest Shadow's personality. I decided not to adapt Tempest because too many redeemed villains, she doesn't play an important role in the overall story, and her broken horn is so cool and unique to her as a unicorn that any adaptation wouldn't do it justice. So I fused the two together. Sunset's backstory and hotheadedness with Tempest's tired, jaded, anti-social disposition and fighting skills.

Anyways, I hope it's not too jarring of a change. The more I develop Sunset, the more you'll probably notice how OOC she seems. I'll probably end up adopting Sunset into an OC once I'm done with the AU, since she's basically a completely different character.

#i'm saying all this cuz i'm reading tempest's mini arc in the comics #and i'm thinking “wow. all of tempest's dialogue fits au sunset better than actual canon sunset” #just constantly silently stewing in her own head and suppressing eyerolls and avoiding hugs or long conversations with anyone #idk. i just find this sorta personality way more interesting and fun to work with than canon sunset #pre-redemption sunset's just a high school bully. post-redemption sunset's fun and complex but she's just a little too nice and apologetic #like. she kinda has protagonist syndrome where she's allowed to have flaws but not ones that make her disagreeable or hard to root for #so she just ends up a bit more boring than villain sunset. at least starlight got to keep her bitchiness and sass lol #gg20s sunset is an edgy badass loser who can reload a 6-shooter in a split second but also hasn't taken a bath or spoken to anyone in 5 day #wants to do her best in doing the right thing but doesn't know how #personal #delete later #tbh between redeemed villains i like tempest way more. but sunset's more popular so. majority rules

[francy-sketches]

joffgay or whatever

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #joffrey baratheon #my art #it's getting harder to come up with captions gang I'm not gonna lie #n e way just wanted 2 draw some outfits ^_^ got bored after 2 tho #I made that brocade pattern all by myself btw do you like it :)

[wanderer-clarisse]

wanted to try something new and paint a night scene - I'm sure there's still lots to improve but I'm happy with how it turned out!

#arwen undomiel #aragorn #themthemthem #i was always bored watching these scenes in fellowship (slander against the lotr movies i know) #but i've come to appreciate them more over the years #especially as i learn more about film and editing and composition in general #the ligting in these rivendell scenes is gorgeous #and the way this shot is framed is so!! simple yet beautiful #i know i didn't do it justice but i'm happy with my attempt! #lotr #clarisse doodles #tolkien #digital illustration

[asleepinawell]

Irem, the Pillared City: Futures

#obsessed with these #wanted to see them all together as a rainbow of futures #I love the art style of all the banners they're just so good #fallen london #flmp #fallen london spoilers #irem #mp #in some ways I chose the most boring one #but there's something appealing about the idea of turning into a city meant for everyone #especially in a game about cities #poetic or something idk #in order these are: nearby jewelled silvered abyssal brilliant #ruinous chilly altered dark neon #I'm missing no future but it's just black so

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

#Im venting #Sometimes I HAVE TO sleep on the floor #Sometimes I HAVE TO stand on the coffee table #I own a blowtorch because sometimes I NEED TO USE A BLOWTORCH #What kind of lives are yall leading that you just NEVER HAD AN OOPSIE AND SPILLED BEESWAX IN THE KITCHEN #Like what isn't clicking here #'Why do you have a trumpet if you can't play the trumpets because I'm an ADULT #'The leopard is creepy' your FACE is creepy #Objectively I am aware that the way I do things is Not Normal but it's Normal For Me #And so many people demanding REASONS and it's exhaustingggg #I'm autistic I'm bored and I have ten thousand hobbies and a zest for life #If you don't wanna make paper mache body armor at 3pm on a Wednesday just be open about that #But like #I did warn you #I warn EVERYONE so I KNOW I WARNED YOU #*screeching*

[suntails]

diasom

#my house is fuckign flooding a little bit (i'm fine dw) but i can't do anything abt it #i started this in april and then forgor abt it then id work on it for an hour and get bored and then i repeated that like 8 times #i just like drawing chars without their heads in a way where it's still very clear who's who. i think it's neat storytelling #once again tumblr gets the post first (you hear faint cheering in the bg. u turn. its a mirror. the cheers are from u) #oh i watched the menu tn before i realized there was a flood. a true banger of a movie #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst silver #silver vanrouge #hoa email me back abt the flood challenge!!! cmon i need to fix this!!!!!!! #suntails

[blackkatdraws2]

This little NPC is lost. The Narrator [Black] has come to guide her back to where she needs to be.

I imagine Black would be a lot more tolerant toward his NPCs since they're basically just the Dungeons spawns, and by extension, his own creations.

[If you're familiar with manhwas / manhuas that features the dungeon / system genre, you'd be able to understand this AU a lot easier. The majority of my inspiration for worldbuilding came from those specific genres.]

[NOTE: 'Dungeon' is just another term for the Parable. Technically, Black owns a Dungeon and the Parable is just a small part of it. The Dungeon itself is much, much larger.]

For context, the comic below references this post about the Dungeon's children/guard dogs.

[They're more like the immune system since all they do is make sure the (body) is safe.]

[The reason the Narrator [Black] considers them his children is that the Dungeon is feeding off his energy and in turn shares the 'nutrients' to the monsters it produces, which transforms them into an image that resembles his power.]

And the old man below is Joseph!

Joseph is NOT AN NPC! He is a person who exists outside of the Dungeon!

[There are two separate 'worlds' for this AU. Inside the Dungeon (where most of the game-like stuff is happening) and the world outside (pretty much their normal world.)] [There is a secret third world, and that's our world. Our reality.]

These characters are not actually important or anything, I just made them to make the AU feel more lively. To make a world that exists, you know?

When the Narrator [Black] first established himself in their world, he found a growing problem with homelessness. Not understanding human norms or why this has become a problem in the first place, he offers (tricks) them into working for him as janitors for the Dungeon and they accept for the money.

Most of them left after they got paid, but Joseph was one of the people who stayed. He doesn't have anywhere else to go and has no ambitions in life. He just wishes to live a peaceful life with food and a roof over his head.

Joseph defaults to referring to the Narrator [Black] with feminine terms due to his appearance despite his voice. The Narrator [Black] is not the type to care for such terms anyway so he doesn't care how other people refer to him as long as there's respect.

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This post focuses more on the worldbuilding and background aspects of the AU! There are a lot more in store for the Blank Scripts AU, and I want to explore more on how the characters might interact with their surroundings and how this would work to make a world that makes sense.

It would be so cool if people made self-inserts or OCs for my AU actually. I'd love to see how you guys would work with my stuff. Play around with it like a barbie world for your little barbie dolls. Be canon compliant, be canon divergent, who cares, have fun.

#tsp blank scripts au #I REALLY HOPE I'M MAKING SENSE HERE #this AU is genuinely so big in my head #I barely know how to navigate my way around it to show bits and pieces to my audience little by little so that you get what's up first #before I just dump a truck-full of lore on top of you and expecting you to just understand what the heck I'm on about #because I'm pretty sure if I don't introduce you to the world first you're just not gonna understand what's going on half of the time #let's take it slow okay? sorry if some of these posts come off as boring #I just really love this AU and I'd love to show it to you in a presentable and palatable way so that we can both be on the same level of- #-understanding this AU together #you know what I mean? #and also because I just wanted some background/side characters interactions #tsp au #tsp oc #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #my drawing museum

[dkettchen]

I do enjoy dressing her entirely in canon outfits/cuts and the occasional top she's borrowed from nami and being like ye canon!sanji sure does own a pair of 3/4 pants with ballerina loafers he sure did wear that before with his whole cishet man ass and we didn't bat a single eye at it

#one piece #trans!sanji #sanji #sanami #zosan #nami #zoro #the two wolves that live in my head are in constant conflict between #'trans!sanji should be butch to live the gnc trans lesbian dream and to maintain the previous wardrobe sensibilities' #and 'canon!sanji is visibly straining against the limitations of male fashion she'd be way more femme than u think once freed from them' #like I feel like I'm not doing sanji as a character justice if I only ever dress her in the butchest possible stuff #but also god it'd be boring to just dress her straight-passing #I think we're going with 'dresses comfy at home and for practicality and goes all out femme when an occasion presents itself' #edit: it's not fucking showing this on my feed why tumblr it's fully sfw why are you like this I can't cut this one up to solve it aaahh #I tried different file format and resizing it and neither one worked smh #update: I cropped like 5 FUCKING PIXELS off the edges and it solved it WHY IS IT LIKE THIS TUMBLR WHY #is nami's hair now tangenting with the border oh boy it sure is but alas tumblr won't let me show you this post otherwise apparently smh

[khaotunq]

is... is this not how the scene went? (Twins, 2023)

#twins the series #twins #firstsprite #twinsseriesedit #asianlgbtqdramas #boyslovesource #userjamiec #mushiemaradame #tusersilence #userbon #my gifs #my edits #mine: twins #mine: tts first #mine: thai bl #mine: sprite #mine: firstsprite #i started making this bc tags were broken and i was bored #and now i'm inordinately fond of it #i think i'm way too funny #cw flashing #i guess #i feel like tom would say bruh unironically #this is a mess and way too fast i feel bad usertagging lmao #BUT ANYWAY #i meant to gif like 3 other things but it's sleep time now

[uncanny-tranny]

Every time you think, "Oh, I don't have [x condition], I'm basically cured!" that is the devil talking. You aren't cured, you are likely going through periods of your symptoms waning. Don't cease whatever you're doing to help yourself, like medication, for instance, because it's likely you still have the conditions or symptoms, even if you aren't noticing them as frequently or severely.

#disability #this is a callout post about myself #i genuinely thought my GAD was cured because my symtoms had lessened significantly since i've transitioned #turns out my anxiety is just as killer and awful - it's just muted slightly #i am currently laying down with my brain convinced that i'm About To Have a Heart Attack #(and not in the fun demi lovato kind of way) #(that song is a little over a decade old... what the bingle) #anyway please don't do what i do whenever i experience ANY level of symptoms getting better because it will shock you... #...when those symptoms come back and remind you that you Do Indeed have [x condition] #i now know how a wolf girl feels when they say they are Actually Feral because that's how i feel rn 💀 #even I'M not immune to the idea that the things i suffer from are things that can Disappear Magically 😭 #it's wishful thinking and almost like... imposter syndrome because you're *so* desperate to prove to yourself you're Fine or A Faker #and you become hyperfixated on picking every tiny little waxing and waning of symptoms like you're a fortune teller #and honestly it's really stiffling and it's a lot of work to kill the cop in your head that says you are secretly Not All That Affected... #...that you're either exaggerating to the Extreme or you're just a bored faker who's trying to Get Attention (bad somehow)

[teachmetokill]

#i'm just not gonna caption this #sorry i felt like it was about fucking TIME for a big gif of this shit in the slightly less awful quality than the most popular clip of it #my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #frank iero #here it goes ! #frerard #* #'why did you tag this' cause its funny thats why #im bored im gonna put this on tumblr blaze