#IM COVERED IN DIRT

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

#★ arin rambles #‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you #AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY #OH MY LORD #OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS. #MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I #AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video #‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE #I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY #Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute #HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO. #Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever #any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU #IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY #IM COVERED IN DIRT #IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN #oh goodness me oh my #im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick #Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE! #guys…. he my favorriet… #my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything #hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM* #yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW #IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY? #oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut #ly DOOMED #yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton #TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE #i womder how crazy i look right now #Sighs lovingly at him..

[pongoebka]

#my art #tf2 #team fortress 2 #helmet party #rocket science #tf2 soldier #tf2 engineer #dell conagher #jane doe #theyre not covered blood its dirt #i LOVE these silly old men #im so tired ughhhh

[bones-napss]

i'm not going to finish this, so i may as well post it. Undersiders family portrait............. they are severely dysfunctional........

#wormblr #art #my art #note brian's beautifully rendered right cheek and nonexistent ear. im so good at everything #this rachel is exactly how rachel is in my head though. but like. she should be more disgruntled and covered in dirt. #bastard and sabah are having a nervous staring contest #please note alec's stepstool (not pictured) giving him 10 inches of height #lily and sabah sitting on the floor and not having any faces represents how they barely got to be in this picture #undersiders #worm web serial #why would i choose to paint nine characters??????????

[worstloki]

people just ignore Thor was a feral child, huh? like his life goal was probably to demolish another race at age 12 and he was probably begging to go to war and attempted to murder their father for not letting him via telepathy that he didn't have.

#people are like ''loki stabbed thor at age 8'' like im sorry but thor is older and im pretty sure he would've given loki the knife #Frigga was probably like ohhh you can wage war when your brother is old enough to go with you. can't let you two go alone! #and Thor naturally was like ''ok. i will Arm the Child'' #like for SURE Thor was the kid eating dirt while Loki just sat next to him looking very confused about it #Thor: Father said we are Part of Asgard and need to Eat To Grow and then one day will be Big Enough to Fight ! #he tries to feed Loki the dirt so he'll grow up quicker too but Loki starts crying and now Thor's forgotten about it and trying to calm him #Thor like no no don't cry i'll find us something else to get big with :( #carries him away and gets dirt all over them both because his hands were still dirty #fast forward the bros are sitting on the ground under a table monching on lemon cakes (or whatever) absolutely COVERED in dirt #they have left a dirt trail behind them so their hiding spot won't be effective for long #and also Thor doesn't think voices should get across what is clearly a sturdy table cloth so he's not sure how they were 'discovered' #Frigga: you cannot get dirty and go in the kitchens #Thor: LOKI WAS SAD. AND WE NEED SUSTAINENCE TO GROW MOTHER. WE MUST FEED. #Frigga: -_-'' #(Loki is still munching on a lemon tart. the same one despite the room change because he's eating it slowly while Thor reasons with Frigga) #(half of the words anyone is saying go over his head but he is enjoying the expressions being made)

[matchingbatbites]

Part 1

Steve visits Eddie often. He loves being around the other man, loves how kind Eddie is, how funny he is for someone who rules the dead. He seems to love making Steve laugh and is always cracking jokes that send the goddess into giggles.

Honestly, Steve spends more time than he should in the Underworld, but Eddie has so many duties to tend to, it makes more sense for Steve to come to him than the other way around.

It’s nearly a year since he met Eddie that his joy is brought to an end. Steve is summoned to Olympus, is told that his visits are sending the world into chaos.

He didn’t know that traveling to the Underworld would cut the human world off from his magic, that the plants that bloomed with his presence would die off when the connection is severed.

Zeus bans him from visiting Hades, and Steve ignores the smug look on Ares’ face, the pitying looks from Hera and Aphrodite. Not all of the gods are here to witness his humiliation, but there are enough to make him flush with shame, to have him leaving as soon as he's able to.

Aphrodite catches him before he gets too far, her hair and robes both immaculate even as tears stream down her face. “Ares told them where you were going. I tried to stop him, but he’s… bitter. Jealous.”

She takes his hand, holds it between her own. “I can tell that your feelings are true, and that Hades feels the same for you. I wish I could help you, Persephone. You both deserve happiness.”

And like a stroke of lightning, Steve knows what must be done.

He thanks her and leaves Olympus, finds the nearest gate and descends into the Underworld. Cerberus is given three loving pets as Steve passes by, heading to the garden behind Eddie’s home.

The plants have been thriving thanks to Steve’s frequent visits, the flowers are in full bloom and the plants that can fruit are full and heavy with produce. He plucks a pomegranate from its branch, and stares at it as he remembers.

The goddess had found Eddie eating one on his third or fourth visit, and the older had stopped him when he’d gone to grab a few of the seeds for himself.

“You can’t eat anything grown in this realm. You’ll be stuck here if you do.”

Eddie had looked almost sad as he’d said it, and Steve had tipped his head to the side.

“Are you saying you don’t want me around?”

“No! I mean, I would-” Eddie stopped himself, took a breath. “You don’t belong down here. This place is far too dark, too bleak. It doesn’t deserve you.”

And Steve could read between the lines, could hear what Eddie wasn’t saying. He had ignored it at the time, let Eddie be right, but now? Now Steve knows that Eddie is the only one who deserves him.

Call him selfish, but no one has ever treated Steve the way Eddie does, has cared for him so, and he wants nothing more than to spend the rest of his days in the Underworld, side by side with the man he loves.

He tears open the pomegranate as a voice comes from the house.

“Steve? I didn’t realize you were here.”

Steve turns to face him, and Eddie’s eyes drop to Steve’s hands, dripping with red as he holds the fruit in his hands. His face pales and his eyes jump back to Steve’s.

“What are you doing?” he asks, taking a cautious step forward.

“Do you love me?” Steve asks in return. Just seeing Eddie has firmed his decision, and he stands, unwavering as he watches the other man pause at the question.

“I do. More than anything.” Eddie seems nervous, but his voice is steady, and Steve knows he's telling the truth.

“If I asked it, would you let me stay? Let me stand by your side for the rest of time itself?”

Eddie steps closer, now in arms reach. “I would. I would not turn you away, even if it meant my life.”

Steve’s eyes don’t waver from Eddie’s as he scrapes a handful of seeds from the fruit and shoves them in his mouth.

The juice is tart at first, but is followed by a delicious sweetness, something that reminds Steve of Eddie himself, and as he swallows, Steve can feel the shift within him.

Hands grab his face and the fruit falls to the ground as Steve grabs Eddie in return, both meeting in a desperate kiss. Magic flows between them, invisible threads tying them together in a bond so concrete, even the Fates themselves could not cut them.

They pull back after a moment, and Steve’s eyes drop to the red smear across Eddie’s mouth, something that is surely mirrored across his own.

“My wonderful little goddess,” Eddie mutters, awestruck as he places another kiss to Steve’s lips, more tender than the last.

“You're stuck with me now,” the goddess responds, sending them both into giggles, and yeah. It feels good to be selfish.

(Later, Steve will cut a deal with the rest of the gods. He will come back for half a year at a time and tend to his duties, leaving his beloved twin Demeter in charge while he’s gone, in exchange for Zeus’ blessing to have children. Zeus will have no choice but to agree.)

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Tagging @stardustonpages because they respectfully asked for more <3

#Im not specifying other gods but i did have characters in mind while writing them #The only thing ill confirm is that Robin is Demeter #Dustin is Zagreus and Max is Melinoe #I’m not joking when I say I think they grow them in the garden in the Underworld #They just grow two babies like plants and they’re fucking cherished #They come into the world screaming and covered in dirt #and Hades and Persephone experience love at first sight all over again but different #hades and persephone au #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #stranger things #joey writes #listen i know i posted the first part yesterday #but yall #the muses have me tight in their grip #ficlet

[mac-and-thefox]

At this swanky thing, I feel pretty and confident and a little bit like showing off. I hope that's okay 😂

#mac's thoughts #im not always covered in dirt and horse hair 😂 #might delete

[puhpandas]

I'm probably sick. the week curse strikes again

#(dragging myself across the floor covered in dirt and singe marks and blood) 3 days left.... #pandas.txt #pandas talks #LEAVE ME ALONNEEE #im still not sure so i hope im not🙏🙏🙏

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hm! i have never stimmed so violently (yippee yahoo!) in my life!

#that was very well timed i was starting to have a bad day! the entropy was starting to Kick In! #bad day's over everything is wonderful life is worth living etc Etc #that being said yes see this hole i am laying comfortably in #yeah see those shovels over there #i want each of you to take one and then toss a shovelful of dirt into the hole. right on top of me #yep yes keep going till im covered thank you <3 #the mortification of being Perceived vs the sheer joy of it all FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT #woah... clown likes how i draw barnaby.... i feel peace in my soul.... #absolutely unprompted #a nice end to a relatively shitty week lmao!!! #first the update and now this!! wowee!!! yeehaw! hawyee! holy fucking shit! #gonna be thinking about this all month! an instant picker-upper!

[yonker-tonker]

chilling w whee

#wheelie #tf #macadam #maccadam #tf wheelie #transformers wheelie #art tag #covered in dirt but wiwi is relaxing #I was going to hold off on posting this but im really impatient #look at him #fanart

[cornsarts]

Some set and puppet progression + lighting tests! Its all starting to fall together very nicely!

Photography/guidance/moral support: @eeveefreshstudioz

#my ocs #red #stop motion #stop motion puppet #i have more rocks and dirt to collect and add to the set. gotta cover the edges of that paper mache #but im really REALLY happy with how this has been coming along :^) #im excited to show everyone what me n evelynn are cooking here

[fungus-no69]

we are simply two peas in a pod. A matching set. Two of a kind. Birds of a feather. Blood calls to blood. etc etc

#fungus.doodle #fungus.draw #reanimated heart #vincenzo maria fontana #my man really looked at this scraggly guy probably covered in dirt and went i want that one #(the trash boy has a doctorate) #(pronouns? doctor.) #he is examining the eldritch horror inside of vincenzo #putting him under a microscope #anyways vincenzo is insane but for some godforsaken reason im attracted to him #i mean this all in the most loving way i really enjoy this game its so interesting to me #i like exploring dark content and stuff its cathartic somehow #anyways id let him hit so i can study his behaviours further #for science! (asexual)

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

coworker: haha i really like guys with long hair idk why

me, spaced tf out: haha yea bet

coworker: so whats ur type then?

me, snapping back to reality at this Very Straight question, very ace and very Not Straight: uhhhhh haha i dont know if i have a type

coworker: oh come on you have to have at least one, have none of ur crushes had ANYTHING in common??

me: um

my Masculine Presenting crushes: fictional silly robots with chipper demeanors that make me laugh and have a penchant for violence

me, sweating profusely: nope

#if i had a nickel for every time i crushed on a silly goofy murder robot i would have (at least) three nickels #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened three times #ramble #babbit #anyway im not dead lol #covers myself in dirt

[killjoy-prince]

I didn't know he can resist being thrown into the ritual outside of his origin run but here we are

#prince's gaming tag #ok so like the first playthrough i walked up to him as my character to get his dialogue and he succeeded in throwing him into the ritual #and that means not having astarion in your party until you run to the other side of the map to free him #so the next two playthroughs i just attacked him without doing his dialogue and kept him as far away from astarion as possible #bc if you dont do the cutscene and just initiate battle the cutscene can still happen if cazador gets close enough to him #but i was able to beat him quick enough where he couldnt move far enough to reach him #in my origin run i had to roll a constitution check to prevent myself from getting used and i had accidentally split him from the group #so if i failed i think the game would consider it a game over bc i was 'alone' and with no one else to stop him he would ascend #but i passed the check so idk for sure #but i only got this scene bc i was sneaking and attacking him individually and i got to astarion and since i didnt kill him #but was close enough to him the cutscene triggered #and im glad but man seeing him angry will covered in blood and dirt is. very nice

[c-kiddo]

Oh if you like textures in music have you ever listened to Cosmo Sheldrake? It's very nice imo.. a lot of sounds. Even birds songs I think they're pretty old..

i will listen to more maybe since i like some of the titles and birds, but only have liked a couple i heard, one that was fun and had a second vocalist (mind of rocks) and one that was extremely barebones and seemed recorded in a forest or something (Green Grass? live). apart from that the sound is a bit too digital for me, like yknow when the drums are digital in something and you notice and then realise theres not as much to grip onto? and in a clean bouncy way that sounds a bit too much like kids tv music to me (his vocals add to to it i think, reminds me of cbeebies or something not sure). not that kids music is bad at alal but its not th vibe i want to listen to rly lol

#its not his fault he's english but its a bit like . yewchube disney cover song form 2014 . (im so sorry this is mean askjks) #i jus need something with a darkness to it i think. and texture as in imperfect and slightly wonky and interesting #and gravel and shale and mud n spit n dirt #kiddo say

[dendrochronologies]

world is a fuck etc etc HOWEVER the volume of dopamine bestowed by spending a few hours getting your hands dirty with either soil or flour...... something intensely old and familiar happening on a cellular level there

#drunk off the possibilities of this batch of plants..... fucking love dirt man. gardening RULES #AND doing so after getting covered in flour because was making zucchini bread (and also because i am debilitatingly stupid) #ideal. IDEAL. #i miss having a balcony but having an actual real kitchen AND a big kitchen window .is so!!!!! #god. could snort a basil leaf im so zooted off the gardening/baking double hit

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and thus begins the season of 100+ degree heat every single day...

#i will be digging a hole and crawling into it thanks. i will Cover myself with dirt and not come out #the sun is almost completely down and its still over a hundred out. sigh #~its the most wonderful time of the year~ #im placing personal bets whether or not itll hit 120 (im strongly betting Yes) #maybe i should go live in antarctica #vibe with penguins. get killed by a leopard seal. you know how it is #instead my options are: the dirt / walk off into the desert and perish #i wake up every morning miserable and sweaty <3 this is so fun <3 #so jealous of the puppets rn. they dont have to deal with this #put me on a temperature regulated set bois #my laptop: heat warning in effect #YEAH NO SHIT. HONEY. #gonna need to start using my ceiling fan soon just to get some fuckin Sleep #the ac is not enough during the day #absolutely unprompted #i was wondering 'oh why am i more irritated than normal why am i more fatigued than normal' #OH YEAH. BECAUSE ITS MISERABLE OUT. #melting into a puddle of bog... goo... that's just water. hm. #turning into an actual physical bog #sphagnum and tannins and everything #i wake up. i drag myself out of bed. i sit at my desk and dissolve. rinse and repeat #this has been my routine for Days now <3 #i hope yall are having a cooler more tolerable summer! #but given the absolute state of this planet uh! i doubt it! still! i have hope! keep cool guys