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nabwastaken · 4 months
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Behold! The Joey Richter family tree!
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it's still sorta a WIP currently because I'm trying to watch more Starcanwrecked stuff to see if I can potentially fit more.
And now.. some.. headcanons and backstory about the family!
McDoon, being the bandit king ( ✌️) had a LOT of bastard children on his travels with Cletus. He slept around and never really stuck around. Before the events of TTO he knocked up a Cratchit, who got pregnant and moved out of the country in shame. There, the Cratchit family was made and when Owen moved back to the US the family was moved there.
Robert Cratchit is short for Bob btw
I imagine Bob, out of desperation, in this timeline would resort to.. extreme measures trying to save Tim. And by extreme I mean summoning an eldritch god.
Suffice to say, it did not end well and now Tinky has a new family hyperfixation.
Owen found out about Tinky through spy shit, on a mission to a little town in Michigan. Tinky saw this British bastard and was like 'descendant of the Cratchits? GIMME' and started tormenting Owen. One of the ways he did this, was taking the form of Owen's boyfriend.
The reason Dan's last name is different from the rest of the Spankoffskis is that he changed it. 'Dan Spankoffski' does not have as nice of a ring to it and he's a public figure. Despite that, he's still relatively active in the family.
Dan is not short for anything. Not Jordan, not Daniel, no. Its just Dan. And he is Danough
Dan and Ted both looked extremely similar growing up and were constantly confused for each other. It didn't help when both of them happened to start growing a mustache at the same time.
OT and Pete have a pact not to ever do anything similar in terms of appearance. Pete grows his hair out? OT will always cut it. OT starts growing a mustache? Pete starts shaving. They really don't wanna end up like their brothers.
OT is older then Pete, being around Lex and Ethan's age.
SPEAKING OF ETHAN he unironically calls Pete, Dan, and Ted uncle. The only one he doesn't is OT, who he constantly bullies and targets for no reason.
Dan and Ted were surprisingly close in their childhoods, and had this sort of understandimg that the other was the only one who got how they felt.
As they grew apart however, Ted secretly started growing jealous of Dan. How come HE had this perfect life and great job and great 'girlfriend' but all Ted had was this shitty ass tech job and being the sidehoe to his coworker?
Dan has never noticed this jealousy and still remains nice as hell to Ted.
Dan and Ted both teamed up on bullying their younger siblings.
Dan and OT are surprisingly close. OT comes back from college (He goes to U of M) once a month or so and comes back to hang out with his big bro.
One of the reasons Dan took up the volunteer counseler job was to keep a closer eye on Pete and make sure he doesn't get bullied. So far, it has not worked out at all.
Pretty much no one knows Dan is part of the Spankoffski family, so Pete has to hear Ruth talk about how hot the news anchor is and Ethan has to listen to Lex rant about her mom's stupid obsession.
Dan and Ted are LITERAL bastards somehow being both teenage pregnancies and their parents had Pete and OT when they were more ready. Once again, blame Tinky.
SPEAKING OF TINKY he loves tormenting this family but can't keep track of them whatsoever. Sometimes he'll follow one of them home only to realise that it was the wrong one.
Sometimes he appears at family reunions and people just assume he's someone's kid.
One time Donna was literally walking down the street and did a double take seeing Ted just casually flirting with the Greenpeace Girl. 5 minutes later she saw Dan while doing the show and was so confused.
The family is stereotyped as this slutty family of hopeless romantics by the town, which is secretly another one of the reasons Dan changed his last name.
How true is this stereotype? Well, you got both Dan and Ted being teenage pregnancies. Both of them being born on Valentines Day. Ted notoriously sleeping with half the town. Dan being on the same show with a woman who he constantly makes googly eyes at and is possibly in love with (the entire damn town ships them together) Pete somehow surviving being horny at the damn ABSTINENCE CAMP of all places. Ethan literally doing anything for Lex. Suffice to say the entire town has their eyes on OT and what shenanigans he'll get up to.
Which is why I think it would be very funny if it turned out that OT was aroace and will never experience those feelings.
Whenever they get together they like teasing each other about their love lives.
Dan eventually becomes the central target in their teasing, with them BEGGING to know what's up with him and Donna.
The family used to get together every week to watch their favourite tv show, Doctor Who. Yes, I am aware of the irony of the Spankoffskis liking Doctor Who.
They feel an odd sense of... companionship with the homeless guy from downtown. They don't know why, they just DO.
And last but not least.... Every single one of them eventually gets stuck in the Bastard's box. Doesn't matter how or when, Tinky will get them.
And that's about it! What do you guys think?
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max-lipschitz · 12 days
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Even more starkid memes!!
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gnomeantics · 4 months
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me (starkid fan) 🤝 my sister (henry danger fan)
joey richter from MY SHOWS is in HER shows as well??
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itsjusteds · 3 months
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Somebody's gotta draw all 55 Spies are Forever characters, so it might as well be me :D The spies are forever brain worms are so strong, so so strong. I'm drawing every Spies are Forever character once a day until I've drawn them all
Today's character is my favorite male wife, Sergio Santos <3 Day 9/55
And yes I did draw him with the scar and longer hair from the promo because I am a Sergio promo design truther‼️‼️‼️
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Thinking about how Matt Lang mentioned rerunning TGWDLM.
Obviously, there'd have to be changes. Not just in the casting, but in every aspect of the show just due to the nature of how Hatchetfield has expanded and how TGWDLM has aged.
Now that we know for sure that the events in TGWDLM happened because of Pokey, I think they'd design the show even more around the colour blue instead of green like in the original promotional material. This also gives Matt Dahan so much more to work with when it comes to underscoring, think of all the motifs he has to sneak into the scenes now.
Hidgens would have to be recasted, and while there's plenty of options, I think after Workin' Boys he has to be played by Jeff Blim. I don't know if anyone can ever top what Jeff did in WB. Of course, that would mean that Jeff's original TGWDLM characters would need to be recasted as well. Mr. Davidson has not been seen in HF since TGWDLM (save for the small BF cameo), so it wouldn't be hard to find someone new for that role. Sam Sweetly is more difficult because of his appearances in Nightmare Time and the pre-recorded NPMD cameo, but it's impossible to have Jeff play both Hidgens and Sam in the same scene so he would still most likely be recasted.
The only Jeff character that would need to stay the same is General John Macnamara, that's another permanently Jeff character, in my opinion. The show would require some rearranging so that the Macnamara and Hidgens scenes weren't back to back this way. Between TGWDLM and BF, Macnamara went through a lot of character development and Jeff really discovered who he was by the second show, so it would be super interesting to see him interacting with Paul again now that we've learned so much more about the guy.
Now that Hatchetfield has expanded so much, I think it would be really fun to bring in new characters that we've met since TGWDLM happened. They should include Curt Mega as Officer Bailey in Show Me Your Hands, since we know he canonically works alongside Sweetly. Bring in James Tolbert during the PEIP scene as Xander Lee. Even just the people on the streets in La Dee Dah Dah Day, imagine the amount of cameos that could come into play there. Kim Whalen dances in as Becky Barnes, Angela Giarratana is Grace Chasity, all these well-known characters that we never saw during TGWDLM before making small appearances as they were already infected by the hive mind.
Speaking of the La Dee Dah Dah Day number, it would be fucking awesome to get Joey Richter back in the Pete Spankoffski costume for the coffee shop scene to do the hot chocolate boy bit.
I also just think a new perspective on the show will change so much of the context. Like Emma discussing Jane, we now know Jane's family with Tom and Tim. We're now very familiar with Ted's little brother, a character we had no idea existed during TGWDLM (think about Ted's little freak out over Alice being dead at Hatchetfield High...). We had no idea that this apocalypse was brought on by one of the Lords in Black.
Anyways. I agree with Matt, they should definitely bring The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals back for another run of the show.
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deconstructthesoup · 3 days
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Okay, everything about this finale made me ricochet through a thousand different emotions (and seeing the Cathilda art was just the icing on the cake), but what it did give me, first and foremost, is a concept for a season with the High 5 Heros.
It really is just the five of them now, and they're still processing Kipperlilly's betrayal and the lasting effects of the shatterstars. In an attempt to fully reconnect as friends and prove themselves as adventurers, they retake their spring break quest... and things spiral out from there.
Ruben (played by Raphael Chestang) doesn't remember anything from when he was shatterstared, but he still has all those fans who want to hear more of the emo music he wrote... and even though having attention is good for a bard, he's very upset about the fact that nobody wants to hear his real music. Ruben's starting to get a lot of self-confidence issues based on the fact that the guy that he doesn't even know but who he briefly was was so popular, and he's trying to be himself, but, well... it's hard.
Ivy (played by Mariah Rose Faith Callias) is... well, actually, the fact that she wasn't shown as often in the season means that her player can make up an arc from scratch for her, and I like that. Let's leave that up in the air. Maybe she's trying to reconcile her stint as a mean girl with her true self, or maybe her mean-girl self is closer to her true nature than we think.
Mary Ann (played by Katie Marovich) is still, at her core, Mary Ann, and I like the idea of her arc being less of an arc and more of a reassurance thing---this is who she is, she's not apologizing for it, and that doesn't mean that she doesn't deserve the same amount of respect. That'd be pretty cool to see.
Oisin (played by Joey Richter) is dealing with... a lot. Seeing as his actions led to getting his great-great-great-great-whatever grandmother killed, his family has not outright disowned him, but there's a lot of snide comments and clear disrespect being thrown his way. He's trying his hardest to prove that he's better than that, but, uh... yeah, I think it would end in a "fuck my rich asshole family" thing, much like Adaine's arc.
And lastly, Lucy (played by Ashley Johnson) is, of course, very shaken by the fact that she legit died, and spent a good chunk of her death in a hellish state. Her connection to her goddess has wavered after her experience, and she's very much in a space of doubt---maybe a space that's big enough for her to connect to Cassandra, and maybe share in Kristen's four-deity pantheon. Not to mention, it's still very hard to interact with her friends when she still remembers the night of her death, even though they were possessed.
So, uh... yeah!
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kirchefuchs · 4 months
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I'm so sorry I feel like I pile drive you with every Hatchetfield thought I get but I have one more I thought you might like.
So...I saw the shitty broadway vid where Joey Richter sings Confrontation from Jekyll and Hyde. And I got the image in my brain of Ted like trying to help Pete with like a play rehearsal for school or something. And the second Hyde's part comes in it's Tinky absolutely goofing it up and they both just run with it for the fun of it.
Pete's trying not to laugh and somewhere out there Pokey feels a disturbance in the force you only get from having a family member who sings bad on purpose to mess with you. Or very least he's out there shaking his head like "godammit, can you *please* take this seriously?"
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Pokey design jumpscare o_o (he's all gloopy)
He is not happy about the botched performance, lol
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Hehehe, I love this. Tinky is such a silly goober. I love the idea of redememed Tinky helping Pete out, even if he goofs it up
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shipwreckedcomedy · 5 months
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Shipwrecked Comedy proudly presents: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW A Fig & Ford Holiday Special Written & Created by Sean Persaud & Sinead Persaud Directed by William J. Stribling
Deciding to retire from the private eye business, Dash Gunfire goes home to visit his family for Christmas and finds himself solving a holiday mystery.
FEATURING Lauren Lopez as Dash's Mom Joey Richter as Dash Gunfire Ryan W. Garcia as Cousin Crash and more
Out now wherever you listen to podcasts! 🎧
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for today's daily dose of joey richter i wanted to highlight the amazing tin can bros musical spies are forever! you can watch the full thing here
act 1 part 3 might be my favourite part because it has sergio, and although sergio literally only shows up for this one scene... he might be one of my favourite joey characters? idk but he's 1. a good guy and 2. a family man, so what's not to love? ❤️❤️❤️
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(yes i'll do an owen post at some point too, i promise)
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amazingmsme · 4 months
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Headcanon: Obnoxious Teen is Dan's younger brother and they're the cousins of Ted and Pete so we can tie the Joey Richter family together
Tinky loves it but constantly gets Dan and Ted mixed up for some reason
And Obnoxious Teen is the original Dan and Donna shipper. He had to listen to his older brother who was like 10 years older than him talk about how he was completely and utterly in love with his co anchor. He met Donna before her and Dan were a thing and subtly encouraged her to go for it. He helped pick out the engagement ring. He was there the entire time.
Oh and once Ruth finds out Pete's related to Dan she constantly bugs him to ask him stuff about Dan. Pete does ask Dan a lot of questions but to mess with Ruth he never tells her what Dan says.
I absolutely love the small town web of connections between all of the Hatchetfield residents! I think Dan gives off big brother vibes & he & Ted wreaked havoc on him & Pete back in the day
But yeah, he’s such a supportive wingman & he just wants his bro to make a move already! So he was relieved when they finally made it official!
& omg I’m dying Pete would totally do that just to be a little shit! If Ruth ever finds out that he asked & just never told her she’d literally die & then kill him lmao
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obscuredilfoff · 10 months
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Propaganda below the cut!
Tetsuo Tsutsumi
Detective Tetsuo Tsutsumi is the whole package. Ya' want greying hair, wrinkles, and (more than likely) a killer dad bod underneath that slick suit? Tsutsumi's got it. He's also got a daughter who he loves to pieces. Unfortunately, he's pretty bad at expressing such sentiments and that's taken an extreme toll on their relationship over the years. Makes terribly corny jokes (which he gets embarrassed about) and is generally very goofy while insisting he is never, ever silly. Has tremendous chemistry with his partner, Jun Erio, as well! Tetsuo Tsutsumi is always a joy to see when playing through Paranormasight, and I really wanna hold his hand.
Sergio Santos
Sergio Santos is a bomb seller who only appears in one scene, and features in the song ‘Somebody’s Gotta Do It’, alongside the Deadliest Man Alive. He’s shown to be a family man, which he says about himself, and has a box of pastries for his anniversary. Sergio asks for the autographs of both Curt Mega and the DMA, for his nephew Marco. He is played by Joey Richter. We adore him. Everybody wants a Sergio. He’s the true main character of SAF. He's brazilian.
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nabwastaken · 4 months
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Since Pete is canonically Ted's younger brother we should start headcanoning Obnoxious Teen to be Dan's younger brother to tie the Joey Richter family together
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umactuallyirl · 24 days
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(Peter Spankoffski RP) ✧ ─── ・ ☆: .☽ . :☆ ・ ─── ✧ Name ; Peter Spankoffski Age ; 18 Gender & Pronouns ; cis male he/him Sexuality ; Demisexual ✧ ─── ・ ☆: .☽ . :☆ ・ ─── ✧ Occupation ; Cineplex employee School Year ; 12 Clubs ; Virgin Club, Science Club, D&D (on the down low) ✧ ─── ・ ☆: .☽ . :☆ ・ ─── ✧ Personality ; Curious, Honest, Articulate, Humble Likes ; Homework, D&D, The science fair, Stephanie Lauter, Friends, Family, Video games. Dislikes ; Breaking rules, Hurting people, Lying, Betrayal, Oranges Fears ; Max Jägerman, Death, Boats, Guns, Being pantsed... again. ✧ ─── ・ ☆: .☽ . :☆ ・ ─── ✧ Extra Info ; Peter Spankoffski looks up to his older brother, and some of Ted's traits wear off on him, some days they show through more than others. Appearance ; Joey Richter. ✧ ─── ・ ☆: .☽ . :☆ ・ ─── ✧

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infestedguest · 6 months
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Joey Richter: “Ya hear that? That’s the sound of love.”
Angela Giarratana: “Family.”
Mariah Rose Faith, in the sweetest voice you’ve ever heard: “Passion :)”
Jon Matteson, staring into the middle distance with the wide dead eyes of the ghost of a victorian child: “B e t r a y a l.”
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deady-nightshade · 2 years
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About this Blog: Dead by Daylight Edition
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This is a rather dark blog. I will write about Killers and Survivors. This blog will NOT contain the following; necrophilia, incest, non-con, or minor/adult content. It WILL/MIGHT contain the following elements; kidnap, murder, blood, gore, morally grey readers, manipulative behaviors, victim mentality, torture, swearing, knives, guns, chainsaws, death, corpses, cannibalism (for writing pertaining to Leatherface), bugs (spiders included), nightmares, dub-con, human sacrifice to The Entity, etc... I will warn you of the story’s elements, like how I already do with my other works.
These are the Killers and Survivors that I feel comfortable writing for; the list will change as I become more comfortable/knowledgeable (please feel free to send requests for other characters — I will research them and get familiar with them). I will try to write the characters as close to the source material as possible, but I will add my own twists and head cannons — there will be some divergence from cannon (seeing how they will be reader inserts).
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shaniacsboogara · 4 months
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boog what is your fav sk show
I may have taken forever to answer this, but that's because I've been THINKING ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY!!!
In all honesty, I can't pick ONE favourite, but I'll give you a little list (in no particular order mind you)
The first sk musical I ever watched was The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (probably a few months after it originally came out???) and it will ALWAYS be one of my favourite musicals of all time. It's funny, the premise is unique and inventive, the score is PHENOMENAL, and THE PERFORMANCES??? Corey as Bill made me SOB (and still does if I think about him and Alice's story too hard). Now that the productions rights are out and I'm headed to uni and they have a theatre club there... 👀 (It probably won't happen but a Boog can dream)
I also LOVE LOVE LOVE Twisted. Yeah it's silly, but also absolutely devastating. It would be an understatement to say I'm obsessed with Dylan Saunders' performance as Jafar. Twisted is my Roman Empire. I think about No One Remembers Achmed at least five times a day. AND JEFF BLIM AS FREAKY ALADDIN??? HIS JEKYLL AND HYDE MOMENT??? IS FOREVER ENGRAINED IN MY PSYCHE. And also just the Disney villains montage type thing they do is iconic and wonderful and 'If I Believed' is the only song ever actually.
I also just love The Hatchetverse as a whole. Black Friday was a real treat and I absolutely freaked out when I found out Dylan was in it, and was still absolutely astonished by his performing as Tom. That man is MAGICAL. A lot of people put "what tim wants" and "if I fail you" pretty low in their song rankings but like... They are EVERYTHING to me. Also KIM WHALEN??? A FELLOW GINGER SOPRANO WHO IS JUST SO GORGEOUS AND TALENTED AND I LOVE HER??? Also Jon as Wiggly is HORRIFYING and seeing him go from Paul in tgwdlm straight to Wiggly was JARRING. Linda Monroe is also ✨iconic✨. (I could ramble about this musical forever). It was definitely different in some ways than TGWDLM and was more serious tonally, but I really enjoyed it (and the music is AWESOME).
Trail to Oregon is also great!!! It's so silly and I LOVE seeing Joey Richter scurry back and forth putting on different hats to play almost the entire ensemble. Corey as Cleetus and the grandpa (Titty Mitty in the proshot) was phenomenal, and Lauren Lopez as Craphole is probably one of my favourite roles she's ever played. My absolute favourite moment of this entire musical is Joey Richter playing the baby buffalo whose family is about to get slaughtered. Baby buffalo Joey lives rent free in my mind. Also the best theatre blooper of all time comes from TTO (Joey forgetting his lines in independence my beloved)
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE. THE SOUNDTRACK. THE SOUNDTRACK. I haven't watched this one as many times as the others, and it hasn't been around for as long so I don't think I've fully grown to appreciate it yet (and that's saying A LOT because I LOVE NPMD). ANGELA AS GRACE CHASTITY??? HELLO??? SHE IS EVERYTHING??? AND MAX JAGERMAN??? All of the performances in this are absolutely incredible. ALSO FINALLY GETTING MARIAH AS A LEAD IN A STARKID SHOW??? AS SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN IN THE FANDOM SINCE TGWDLM??? WE WERE WAITING SO PATIENTLY FOR THIS AND HOLY SHIT DID IT PAY OFF. Peter Spankoffski is everything and Cool As I Think I Am is ALSO everything. And omg Richie Lipschitz. I need to see him again in a nightmare time episode or something because that boy deserved SO MUCH BETTER!!! I think the score for this one was also incredible, and it was a super fun musical!!! It didn't permanently fuck up my brain and ruin my life like I was afraid it would, which disappointed me at first honestly, but it's nice to have a hatchetfield story that doesn't result in the immediate end of the world (although grace is totally gonna fuck shit up let's be honest).
Also I LOVE Nightmare Time. So much. Especially characters like Miss Holloway??? She. Is. EVERYTHING. Killer Track and Time Bastard are probably some of my favourite episodes, and I just think the effort put into the writing and editing and everything about nightmare time is just awesome. Hoping we get more down the line ✨🙏✨
I've also watched some of AVPM but I don't think I finished it. HOWEVER, Granger Danger is a certified BANGER and is also everything to me.
Thank you for coming to my TED BOOGtalk
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