Alright folks, I've taken up reading tma again (sorry for the delay, had a bunch of stuff to sort out before) and finally arrived at mag 60! Since I now have a faithful audience of one (1) person that I must disappoint, may I present:
The Magnus Archives but I'm halfway through season 2 (and the confusion somehow got worse)
The episodes are named "MAG[...]" and that's apparently because of "Magnus".
I know, that's pretty obvious. I'm dumb, ok?
There's Michael, he's tall, distorted and HANDsome and I love him.
He kidnaps people and talks about philosophy. What an icon. I'm gay
That (the kidnappings, not me being gay) really annoys the main character. I think he should take another cup of coffee and let Art be.
Speaking of our favourite jalapeno, he entered his paranoid era!
Babygirl is archiving all over the Magnus and spying on his colleagues. What a slay.
Scary Switcheroo Sasha is Not Happy At All about it.
Well, to be honest, nobody is. Except Martin. An absolute gem.
"I am not a who, I'm a what" WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT SENTENCE? IT'S SO PHILOSOPHICAL I'M PUTTING THAT ON MY METAPHORICAL YEARBOOK AND EMBROIDERING IT ON EVERY TABLECLOTH I CAN FIND
GERARD KEAY IS BACK HE'S ON HOLIDAY I LOVE HIM.
Simon Fairchild is everywhere who is that man is he dead is he God's servant did he write Ex Altiora?
Same for the Lukas did a guy named Lukas decide to make a plethora of children, give them all his name and raise them in the true ways of evil so that they can keep his legacy alive? Are these all clones determined to make our overpopulated planet experience loneliness?
These two names scare me more than my neighbour, which is impressive. My neighbour is very dreadful.
I can't even see an alliance between the both in my worst nightmares it would be so awful like- oh wait they did it. Nevermind.
Fairchild/ Lukas ship when?
OKAY THIS IS DERIVATING CHANGING TOPIC...UH... MICHAEL. I LOVE MICHAEL. I THINK HIS HALLWAY LOOKS FANCY.
Oh yeah funny thought since both Michael and the door are part of something bigger, does it mean that Helen became part of it too? Will we get Cool Technicolor Helen ?
I Do Not Understand the link between all of these. Is it a plot made by Jürgen Leitner to confuse me?
When does Elias Bouchard reveal his cover and accept his identity of secret weedsmoking hypervillain ?
Agnes the orphanage girl is sus, amirite?
So, yeah, season two started, even more spiders, ceaseless watching, meat, rot, insects, my unending love for Basira (my queen), and the boneturner guy who got a new job where he, well, turns bones. Fascinating!
It's behind you.
So? Anything to tell me that might be useful to know? Am I having any paranormal experience? Any tickets for the next Grifter's bone concert you're willing to share? Who the fuck is the clown grandpa and why does his memory seem to linger on the podcast like duct tape scars on thin paper?
Good luck answering these, you have an hour.
With love (and infinite hate for Jürgen Leitner),
Vik.
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