Hey girls why was there no static to signify Alice was lying when she said she knew what the IOAR was doing girls. girlies. gurls
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Sketched doodles of Mr. Grizz commissioned by @sleepypdng
Thank you! What a funny bad guy to draw!
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KEY | Chanel Rouge Allure Pop-up Photocall [x]
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actually i've decided i'm obsessed with joe's what are you gonna do kill me line. marwan kenzari plays that one 100% seriously which is in line with how he does the rest of the scene (perfect btw 100/10 we've talked about that that's not the point here) and i tend to overlook it because of that but in retrospect funniest possible thing to say to the guys who have kidnapped you for your immortality. what ARE they gonna do. kill him?
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Farmer: Hey, what's up Clint! Look, I know you've already closed for the evening but could I drop off my axe quickly, I'd like to give it the ol' iridium treatment, ya know?
Clint: WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE THAT DOOR WAS PADLOCKED FROM THE INSIDE AND YOU JUST OPENED AND WALKED RIGH-
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Squeaking of mole interest. shout out to this og mole of my life
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my honest reaction when i experience every minor inconvenience in my life and i know i fucked up
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Dazai: Okay Kunikida what's my final score?
Kunikida: so tired 6.
Dazai: grins And how many cases do I have to finish the reports of 👀???
Kunikida: 6-
Dazai: Whoop! 🙌😁
Kunikida: 600
Dazai:... What?! That's illegal!
Kunikida: It is not.
Dazai: Kunikida! That's soo much work 😭! My hands gonna fall off!
Kunikida: Well maybe if you didn't slack off all the time, you wouldn't be in this mess.
Dazai: Atsushi! Atsushi help me! 😭🙏🏼🥺! Save me Atsushi!
Atsushi: Well...
Kunikida: sternly Atsushi.
Atsushi: Ah...Yeah sorry Dazai I'm not allowed to do them for you. Presidents orders I'm afraid.
Dazai: 🥺! Atsushi no! Don't leave me!
Atsushi: Hey it'll be okay pats his head jt'll be over before you know it.
Dazai: Betrayed! Betrayed my own partner, 😭 my own subordinate! Is there no love left in this cruel world? 🥺😭
Kunikida: Stop whining and carry on writing, you're wasting time.
Dazai: I hate you, you mean, mean man!
Kunikida: rolls his eyes Love you too dear.
Dazai:... Pause I don't actually hate you..
Kunikida: I know.
Dazai: Stupid reports making me spend less time with my hot partner 😑.
Kunikida: snorts Well that's one way to motivate you to finish them.
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