#PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS

[girldraki]

this is insane

#txt #please check the notes for a palestinian family's gofundme #Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the ‘frunk’ is NOT the issue here #Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK #THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE #PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS

[smokingtiger]

Debunking Obvious Misinformation

Hiya gang, did you miss me? I know I haven't posted properly in awhile apart from a few other posts, so I decided to post something a little more light-hearted and fun.

It's time for me to do my favorite thing. Making fun of people who have 0 critical thinking skills.

Today's culprit comes in the form of a few dumb Taekook TikTokers who are currently spreading the lie that Taehyung visited Jungkook's camp. What evidence did they use for that?

A license plate.

It takes 0.002 seconds to understand why this is wrong and incredibly stupid on so many levels.

1 - look at the license plate format, what about that screams a modern Korean license format?

Here is a brief history of what car license plates have looked like in Korea. A lot of cars on the roads in the modern day tend to have longer license plates than the smaller rectangles more commonly found in the states.

2 - The location in the back is not a company found in Korea. It's in California.

Google could've told you that. Can't believe Taehyung went all the way to California just to visit Jungkook. The Korean army really is everywhere nowadays.

3 - Why on earth would Taehyung, if wanting to be discreet about his visit, put "BTS is 7" as his license plate!?

These posts have thousands of likes and I'm incredibly confused about how anyone reasonable would look at that and assume that it was 100% the truth?

Also, the alleged owner of the car came forward on Twitter to talk about the pictures being circulated on TikTok:

Apparently they're saying this person works for HYBE. Awww, HYBE employees carpooling on the weekend. How sweet.

Incredible detective skills.

I think this is just too dumb for me to really comment on it. Why is the collective IQ of these people equivalent to that of a brick? I'm sure that if Taehyung went to visit Jungkook or Jimin, he would not do it in a company car that proudly displays BTS on the back of it's legal license plate. Come on now. Let's be serious.

Even outside of a shipping context, this is just a really weird thing to post. Why are you willingly posting information that -- if believed to be true -- is a complete and total invasion of BTS' privacy while in the military? How many statements do they have to release until y'all get the message to leave them the fuck alone while they undergo some of the most difficult years of their life?

I've always talked about how if you're going to ship you need to do it outside the realms of crazy town and keep to your own corner, and engaging/sharing alleged leaks and sasaeng information is not the way to do it. Obviously this particular instance is just a dumb rumor started by someone who is either ten years old or seriously lacking education -- but this is a very real and prolific problem in our fandom that people tend to address only when convenient.

Only twenty something days until Jin comes back. Pull yourself together until then.

#bts #bangtan #jungkook #taehyung #v #taekook #vkook #what is going on #please think for two seconds #im so tired

[larkiethings]

so today at work one of my coworkers hands me a box

I have no context for this. He’s a 50? 60? Year old plumber who tends to walk into the office, tell a dad joke, and leave. I’ve just arrived at work and am still putting my purse away. So he hands me this box and says it comes with instructions. I open it and unfold this

He says his great grandma probably made it

This pansy is the tiniest pocket in the world

It could use some blocking after who knows how many years in the box but look at these sweet little pansies!

The pattern was clearly typed on a typewriter, several pages of it. I guess this was an apron specifically for having your friends over for tea.

I just happened to be wearing a skirt that kind of goes with it, so I did wear it all day (it’s a @mayakern skirt!) and another friend said I look like I should be living in a shoe. Perhaps as some sort of mouse girl making pastries for the other woodland creatures. But uhhhhh what an incredible heirloom piece to just be handed. It’s probably twice as old as I am. I’m definitely going to bring it to stitch circle this week

#crochet #knitblr #fiber arts #idk if there’s a crochetblr please don’t think I don’t know the difference #there are two types of people who find out you crochet #the first type immediately asks you to make them a blanket or a sweater #the second type just hands you something incredible and beautiful unprompted

[sneez]

conrad veidt would make a great tragedian i think

#pathologic #conrad veidt #artwork #scopophobia #id in alt text #if any of you actually benefit from IDs id be very grateful to know if you prefer them in the alt text or in the post body! #anyway :D HIM #this is caligari-era connie obviously. i was saying this the other day but later connie would be a great saburov i think #i cant decide if i prefer the idea of him playing every tragedian or him being a very obviously incongruous tragedian who has just painted #his face to look like a mask and is hoping nobody will notice #also please ignore that the lighting doesnt make sense on the second one i used reference images lit from two different angles and didnt #notice until i had rendered it out because i always flip my canvas so often and im too lazy to fix it #anyway (part 2) i am still on my conrad veidt autism explosion and i am having a great time. i am having so much fun. i love he #i hope you are all well too my friends! term just finished for me so i am back hoam :D yaaay

[jestroer]

Anyways the Docbeef game on the ZITS olympics was insane

#YEAH its been two months since then what about it #This is not necessarily shipping but if you seen the stream you know what im talking about #beef. beef can you stop flirting with doc for one second please #The winner comforting a loser! It was such a funny visual to me #court jester's art #hermitcraft #vintagebeef #docm77 #docbeef #beefdoc #i think those are the best names cause they are intuitive #i do love some silliness but it should be easy to find even if you dont know the name yk #me: i should relax and just post a silly sketch #also me:

[slimeandsadness]

creativity is nothing without friendship

#dan and phil #danandphilcrafts #dan and phil crafts #phan #I'm still thinking about Them #I am not an artist but I got seized with the need to mess around with this screenshot #so this is the result of me playing with a load of different filters on a free editing software #mine #there were several other stages but I decided to be restrained and just post these two #I'm especially pleased with the doubling effect happening in the second one

[bitchwholikesshitposting]

Broke: Wheatley's betrayal was the chassis' fault only and he did nothing wrong ever, he's an angel actually why are you bullying him he's so so ft

Also broke: Wheatley is an asshole and a misogynist and he was planning the betrayal the whole time, fuck that guy send him to android hell

Bespoke: Wheatley is a morally grey character who was wronged and did a lot of wrong in return, but still deserves at least some sympathy just like GLaDOS. The betrayal was a COMBINATION of the body's corruption and his own insecurities and actions, and it wouldn't have happened exactly the way it did without either factors.

#new account! post cringe - me five seconds ago #portal #portal 2 #wheatley #just to be clear if you think any of the first two things go ahead!!! nothing is stopping you!!! cringe is dead!!! fuck yeah!!! #this is my nice way of saying please DEAR GOD DON'T MAUL ME PORTAL FANDOM

[unlikely-gravestones]

TW!!: slightly disturbing image in one of the frames - its just Dream being a big ol ball of spook though!!

inspired by the sandman server - ENDLESS PHOTOGRAPH WEIRD and Hob is taking it as a personal challenge

#this is the second gif i have ever made #and just to unnecessarily add my two cents i pronounce IT WITH A G NOT A J #AKA THE CORRECT WAY /j #anyway #hasty thoughts on trying to take pics of ur nightmare boyfriend #he's corrupting those files #but knowing hob he's printing the horrifying pics anyway #please hob with the shadow monstrosity in a heart frame on his desk at work #everyone thinks he's doing it for shits and giggles and he never explains why its there #but he loves the pic very much actually #dreamling #sandman

[shima-draws]

Someone ACTUALLY just tried to tell me that it’s more “morally acceptable” to ship Luffy and Hancock than it is to ship Sanlu. Are you for REALLLLLL

#AGAIN!!! FUCKING INSTAGRAM. It’s ALWAYS people on Instagram!!! #Hi please tell me how it’s more ‘morally acceptable’ to ship a 31 year old woman with a 19 year old boy than it is to ship two boys #Who are only 2 years apart. #WHO HAVE WAYYYY MORE ONSCREEN CHEMISTRY THAN LUFFY/BOA HAS EVER HAD PERIOD #THE BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA. GET OUT. #Listen age gaps are fine. Whatever. Lots of people ship Boa and Luffy #I don’t bc it makes me uncomfy. That’s fine too! #It’s fiction but I can draw the line somewhere if I want!! #Anyway if your excuse is just ‘Bc they’re both boys’ then that’s a YOU problem buddy. Not mine. #Homophobes? In MY Instagram comments? In MY 2024? #Unfortunately it’s more common than you think!!! #One Piece #Shima speaks #This one’s got me in a tizzy. Sorry. Lol I need to get angry for two seconds and then I’ll be over it

[risingsunresistance]

btw if you didn't hear, mineplex shut down today. so i wanna remind you that techno's oldest (public) video is him fighting mineplex's owner

and also mineplex adventures is by far one of my favorite videos of his, please watch it if you haven't seen it

#it's not in my videos list bc i watched it after making that list...i should update the list i think #especially now that a ubnch of the links are fixed and ALMOST everything is relisted #there's still two of them lost to time... genius please come back you were just 10 seconds long i miss you so much- #chat #technoblade

[thesnivy123]

yknow what. i hate to be rude but the oxygen not included fandom has to get their heads out of the sand and acknowledge that HEY, THERES LORE. I know minmaxxing is fun and all but holy fucking shit. the steam artwork page is 90% screenshots??? Theres a seperate tab for screenshots. People are just posting their screenshots in thebart page anyways for fuck knows what reason. like fuck you I don't wanna see your sourgas boiler in the fanart page, what do you even need to boil sourgas for, whys it so important you wanna smother any fucking ember of creativity left here???

like jesus fuck for once i got attached to a fairly major character and i cant even find anyone making fanart like AT ALL. Ive seen one singular person on tumblr acknowledge the characters in the lore logs beyond their dupe equivalents. The wiki page for the lore is horrifically outdated.

please. I beg. If you're readung this just. just spend five minutes reading the emails or investigations or whatever tab of your guidebook while ur waiting for your dupes to build something. acknowledge the fact that every menu and popup is written in first person. did you ever notice that the quit game confirm text uses i instead of you. Have you looked at the flavour text for the algae terrarium

please

theres so much lore. please j

i just want to see people care i cant be in another dead rotting fandom

#i genuinely dont want to be rude im usually a chill person #but oh my god you'd think the fandom has been dead for fifty years with how little fanworks there are #ive only been into this game for like a month or two and ive already seen- #-someone confidently claim that the printing pod is for sure Not the player character #which can be proven wrong within the first ten seconds of gameplay #by hitting the giant blue button that appears if you click the printing pod #and reading the first sentence it gives u #so. excuse me if im rude. please. theres lore. #maintagging bc everyone needs to see this. #oxygen not included

[eight-pointed-star]

fics where someone goes to angband instead of/with maedhros

[in the brackets are the characters who are captured]

For Want of a Crown by theScrap_Witch [maglor]

The Price We Pay by theScrap_Witch [maglor]

A Perfect Pair by SunflowerSupreme [finrod and maglor]

A Songbird in Angband by AdmirableMonster (Mertiya) [maglor]

Mountains Don't Sing by MathConcepts [maedhros and fingon]

Animal Skins by Ilye [celegorm]

In Gold gefasst and Prized Jewel by Siana [maedhros and maglor]

A Fair Evil by Siana [maedhros and maglor]

A Broken Voice by Silentx13 [maglor]

Wisdom Prevails by Ardruna [nerdanel]

What If It Hadn't Been Maedhros? by ArvenaPeredhel [maglor, celegorm, caranthir, curufin, amras] (it's five different stories, not "all of them get captured together")

Aphonia and Mother Who Bore Me by ArvenaPeredhel [maglor]

Hard Choices and Silenced by waitingfover [maglor]

+ two in russian

Услышь меня, брат... by Nolofinve [feanor]

Кроме пыли и пепла by vinyawende [feanor]

this list probably isn't comprehensive, if you know more fics with a similar plot, please tell me!

if you are the author of one of the fics here and would like to be @'ed or to have your fic removed from here, please tell me! if i made a mistake in the descriptions tell me also

#the most frequent maedhros substitute: maglor #the most surprising one: nerdanel #disclaimer: i haven't read most of these. honestly i knew there was a lot of these but SO MANY OMG !!!!!!!!!!! #THERE WAS ALSO a fic i don't remember what exactly happened but ? i think all of the sons of feanor were taken #and some of them killed later #and the remaining ones got out but they were super traumatised #i remember maglor died and maedhros was unnormal about it. that's all i remember lol it was a long time ago #IF YOU KNOW THE FIC I'M TALKING ABOUT PLEASE PLEASE SHARE #also TWO different fics in russian by different authors where feanor gets captured surprised me #i've only read the second one but i think in the first fic fingolfin also saves him? more similarities? though i've only skimmed through it #silmarillion #fic recs #maglor #i'm only tagging him lol bc the other characters have like 1 fic per character #well okay #maedhros #he's also there

[crossbackpoke-check]

the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged) #like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know #holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭 #i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide #liv in the replies #holyjost #i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES #anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows) #there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled #dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together #the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon #also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭 #and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot. #LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD. #LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!! #oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium. #you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark #the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies #brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied. #also. save me hot brothers save me #what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro #VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL #OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT??? #awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??) #connor dewar #brandon duhaime #minnesota wild #for reference!

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

“Who would win” 4-panel tweets set up by people who don’t like Korra are so funny cause without even blinking they unironically be like

“WHO WOULD WIN IN A BRAWL, NO BENDING!!!”

• Toph

• Aang

• Korra

• Sokka

and see nothing wrong or hysterically unbalanced with this, then answer “toph”

#like think for two seconds bestie #it doesn’t matter if you don’t like her‚ Korra is still built like an ox #be fr please #avatar #avatar the last airbender #legend of korra

[isitreallyatla]

I dont think people get how fast Max currently is

The man easly is doing 2 tenths quicker than Checo at any time, sometime punching in over 5 tenths, and Checo is doing slightly (hitting a tenth depending) better than the rest of the grid

Whilst he is in front with clear air the entire time that's still impresive because he's doing these lap time really consistantly putting (lets say 3 tenths faster than the rest of the people on the same age tire) fast lap times in every lap.

#i know it's not interesting to most people but if you look at it is brilliant #if there is a race to did it for it would have been japan #if you want to see what i mean #just because there are other interesting things happening then #the other think is max is so far in front that second is basicaly in clear air two #and they arent doing it #sometime he's even punching in lap times close to people who get fresh tires #i could talk for hours about lap times and the data #please ask me about it #pretty please non max win on top #formula 1 #f1 #max verstappen

[finncakes]

i like to think they patch eachother up a lot since they always seem to be looking out for one another...

bonus kiss-a-roo for ashton under the cut :]

#ashrym #idk why i always keep my ashrym art outta the main tag #i think it's cause the few times i have i get some rude tags that make me feel bad #i don't think they mean to be rude but man. they really are. #anyway they've been on my mind. unsurprisingly. #thinking specifically abt orym saying smth ashton did was sweet and ash did not respond to it seemingly flustered (if i remember right) #and also haunted by the fact that ashton frequently rolls their eyes when orym talks abt dorian. methinks they're jealous 👀 #these tWO. making me go bonkers. i want them to become canon so BAD now....the potential is SO GOOD. please... #liam taliesin i am begging you.....tanks in love tanks in love tanks in love #also ignore how weirdly massive orym's head is in the second pic -_-