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authornina · 9 months

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Savvy Day Care

***THIS HAS NOT BEEN THROUGH A TYPICAL EDITING PROCESS; ALL SHORTS ARE ROUGH DRAFTS***

Sav sat in the driver seat of their shared brand-new Mercedes Benz sprinter passenger van going over his checklist to make sure he had all of his nieces. They had so many children and counting, a regular little mini-van wouldn’t do—like on ballet and gymnastics days that they all had together or when Jacob did field trips with them. Minus the boys who rarely made any fuss, all nine girls were very specific at times and some didn’t like sharing seat belts or their personal space if they weren’t in the best mood, so they invested in a sprinter and it’d been smooth sailing since.

“Melody, she so pretty make my heart all fluttery.”

“Here,” she cheerfully replied to her uncle. She didn’t always get to spend a lot of time with her father’s side of the family so being in the presence of her uncle and cousins made her happy.

“Delightful Damaris, she gon’ be a stunnin’ runway model in Paris.”

“Here!”

“Pretty Poppy, all these hoes gon’ wanna copy.”

“Here me go, Uncle Sav!”

“Savannah my precious banana,” Sav called then looked in the mirror and she raised her hand, still not able to verbally communicate much but they were working on it day by day. They mostly depended on sign language. He and Chi were just thankful she was able to walk on her own now without assistance. “Queen Day B, my G!”

“Here daddy!” she giggled.

“Aubree my gorgeous lil cup of tea.”

“Here,” she blushed.

“Ivory, my cute honeybee.”

“I’m right here,” she replied bashfully.

They loved their pet names given by Uncle Sav.

“Lovely Loire, even though you mean you the one I’ll always adore.” “Hmph!” she folded her arms with a scowl. The last thing she wanted to do was be in a leotard, tights, ballet shoes and a slick back bun. She looked just like a little Lake with an attitude.

“Ion know what hmph mean lil girl.”

“Me here!” Loire pouted, attitude on a hundred.

“You gon’ be flung over the bushes you keep actin’ up,” Sav threatened and she poked her lip out, and started crying into her sister’s arm. “My beautiful River gon’ always have my back and deliver…slaps! To ya muhfuckin’ dome on behalf of her uncle!”

“Here, Uncle Savy,” she laughed. “You make my sister cry,” River put her arm around Loire.

“She made her lil bad ass self cry. Loire cut it out before I get Sugar Sprinkle Pickle,” he referred to their dog that Lake let them name and she straightened up real quick. For some reason she was afraid of that little ass chihuahua. “Ard, everybody got their seatbelts on?” “Yes!” they all responded at the same time, Savannah nodding her head up and down.

“Do anybody gotta go number one or two before I pull off?”

“Nooo!”

“Goin’ once, goin’ twice, and we out!”

Jacob was on vacation for a week so what he’d usually tend to with their children was split between Sav, Lake, and Dem. Vant declined to help, wanting to use all of his free time from the kids trying to give Ivy another baby which she refused.

They had so many kids that keeping them active was necessary. They had tons of energy which needed to be channeled in something productive other than fighting with one another. Leave them in the house for too long, barrettes were flying, hair was being pulled and nothing but crying and screaming filled the air.

Once they arrived at the studio, Sav parked and got out making all of the girls hold hands as they crossed the lot. They basically had private lessons seeing as their group made up one class.

“Good afternoon!” their teacher, Ms. Farrah smiled as each of her tiny ballerinas marched into the studio. While the class went on Sav sat to the side taking pictures and videos, sending them in the group chat.

Avery: Fix Loire bow, she get on my nerves with that lil ass attitude! Ivy: Why is Aubree actin’ like we don’t practice the pliè at home? Ooh that girl! Vant: Fuck off my daughter bro Ivy: STFU! Avery: Nobody is talking about Damaris eatin’ everybody up though Chi: Straight running circles around them! Show them how it’s done Maris! Sav: My Banana is the best one Chi: And she is! Avery: She is doing so good, I’m so proud of her Ivy: Me too. Vant: Love Banny and all but I’m not bouta sit here and lie Ivory killin’ all them! Avery: LIES! It’s Damaris, River, THEN my pookie poo Ivory Ivy: Avery don’t make me kick your ass. Avery: Facts are facts! Lake: Can y’all all shut the fuck up? Chi: Husband! Why you gotta be so mean? Avery: Chi. Ivy: CTFU! Sav: I’m mutin’ y’all dickheads now Chi: You better not nigga! Ivy: Whose making dinner tonight? Avery: Not me! I’m tired and my back is hurting Chi: I can’t cook Lake: That’s why you need to sit the fuck down somewhere Avery: Do you see how you talk to me?😭 Ivy: Omg! Avery go away, you wasn’t complaining how he talk to you or crying when you laid up and got your ass pregnant again! He said sit down somewhere so SAT DOWN! Chi: Husband I woulda been sittin’ Sav: Chi get your fuckin’ head knocked off Vant: At least she lay down and get pregnant, some people act like it’s gon’ ruin their fuckin’ life to have another baby. Ivy: Vant do not start! You are not the one that has to PHYSICALLY go through a pregnancy! Vant: If I could carry my own fuckin’ babies I would! Sav: This nigga gay Wreck: Gay asf Vant: 🖕🏾

Pav: The girls are so cute! I wish I had a daughter to do ballet Sav: You late Pav: We were all napping Chi: You always sleep, let me find out you lettin’ Daly do you like Lake Daly: 🍆

Ivy: Okayyyyyyyyyyy! Get it get it! Vant: Ivy. Relax my nigga. Avery: I swear this is the last one. I can’t do this anymore. We’re gonna have to use condoms. Lake: Yea ok Ivy: TMI Chi: I would never make big daddy—nevermind Sav: Wait till I get home. Ima put a dent right in your fuckin’ forehead. Avery: LMAOOOOO! Big daddy that bitch! Chi: 🖕🏾 Dem: I’m not reading all that shit Ivy: Heyyy bookie Dem: Hey Avery: LMAO! Dem did you eat? Dem: No Avery: You want me to cook you some food? Sav: But you just said you was tired and your back was hurtin but now that Dem ain’t ate shit you got the energy Avery: Hater much? Vant: I’ll cook Wreck: Then I’m stayin home Daly: Me too Lake: I’m not eatin’ nothin Vant cook Pav: I will cook. Geez. Everybody be here by 8 Vant: Ayeee! Wreck: I’ll be over there Sav: You cook better than Avery anyway Avery: 🖕🏾

Sav: Ard the class is over. I’m takin all they asses to my house for a minute. Chi: Lord. Let me put up all my good shit Ivy: Don’t do that to them lmao Chi: You know they bad as shit! Sav: No, THEY kids is bad as shit. My babies is good. Dem: And mine Avery: So what tf are y’all saying? Ivy: Exactly! Wreck: Lake and Vant got some bad ass kids. Lake: Ok Daly: Now I need to put up all our good shit Ivy: Vant? Vant: Man…Ion feel like fightin’ and our kids is bad as shit Ivy: Wow. Sav: Bye dickheads!

Putting the phone in his pocket, Sav gathered his tribe of little ladies. They all walked to the van hand in hand talking over one another.

“Loire, you feel better?”

“Yes!” she answered her uncle now all smile. Sometimes it took his niece a minute to warm up.

“Good…who wanna go bother auntie Chi?”

“Meeeeee!” they all raised their hands at the same time.

“She’s my mommy,” Sav heard Day say.

“And she’s my auntie,” Aubree sassed.

“Don’t be mean to me.”

“Talk to the hand!”

“Daddy!” Day shouted. “She put her hand in my face,” she whined.

“Aubree chill out.”

“I’m tellin’ my daddy on you!” Aubree asserted.

“And what he supposed to do?”

“Beat chu up.”

“Your daddy can’t beat my daddy,” River added twisted her neck.

“I bet he can!”

“No he can’t!

“Ard,” Sav laughed. “Y’all chill, it ain’t that deep.”

“But Uncle Savy, she—”

“It’s ard River,” Sav turned to her giving her a look. “We know the real.”

River nodded then rolled her eyes at Aubree. “My daddy still can whoop uncle Vant, I seen him do it,” she whispered just having to get the last word.

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blaintism · 1 year

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this morning i decided to rank every episode in which blaine appears or is mentioned by the merit of their blaine content. because, i don't know, i'm very neurodivergent or something. so here is, in my opinion, the best to worst blaine episodes:

1. 3x15 “Big Brother”: has a micro celebrity older brother, gets very upset about everyone pointing at him, skips skip day, gets a stuffed animal from his boyfriend, doesn’t feel good enough with his brother around, and reconciles

2. 5x07 “Puppet Master”: has an autistic meltdown, gets gas poisoning, imagines everybody loves him, wants to share his core wounds, gives jake strange advice, steals, and sends puppets to new york city

3. 4x07 “Dynamic Duets”: creates a superhero alter ego, meets evil warbler #2, does autistic stuff, and wants to stop feeling like he’s a bad person

4. 2x12 “Silly Love Songs”: makes a fool out of kurt accidentally, makes a fool out of himself in a gap, becomes a part of a ‘when harry met sally’ situationship, and sings two solos

5. 4x03 “Makeover”: becomes a huge nerd and the president, makes a friend, lies to artie, and realizes he is sad and alone

6. 2x20 “Prom Queen”: delivers part three of his traumatic backstory, is very afraid, makes his solo story relevant, and saves the prom!

7. 4x17 “Guilty Pleasures”: likes wham, is a swiftie in the alternate universe of the promo, sings sam a strangely emotional song, and sam is not homophobic to him

8. 3x17 “Dance with Somebody”: tells everybody that it’s not right but it’s okay, doesn’t want to talk about new york, and has weirdly tan hands

9. 2x16 “Original Song”: forms blaine and the pips, ignores mourning a bird in favor of love, conceives of the worst duet idea of all time, gains +1 boyfriend, and sings two solos

10. 2x06 “Never Been Kissed”: shifts the tectonic plates by making his first appearance, sings teenage dream, delivers part one of his traumatic backstory, and thinks that karofsky isn’t coming out anytime soon

11. 4x16 “Feud”: has cement hair, has his identity stolen, is on the bottom, and is forced to join the cheerios again by nicki minaj

12. 6x07 “Transitioning”: gets hit with some eggs, has a serious case of heart eyes, and cheats but in a cool way this time

13. 5x14 “New New York”: cheers up sam, becomes elliott’s facebook friend, has a good talk with kurt, and moves in with mercedes

14. 3x05 “The First Time”: gets virgin shamed, canonically masturbates, meets evil warbler #1, makes out with kurt hummel drunk, and has sex

15. 2x14 “Blame it on the Alcohol”: thinks it’s cool that kurt and finn are brothers, makes out with rachel berry drunk, defends bisexuals, and is 100% gay

16. 3x11 “Michael”: wants to be starting something, gives the warblers sensitive information, and could lose an eye!

17. 4x11 “Sadie Hawkins”: gets asked out by a girl, has a crush on a boy, and finds out the warblers are taking steroids?!

18. 6x04/05 “The Hurt Locker”: forgets his mom’s name, finds a bear in his house, remembers fettuccine alfredo, and sticks his tongue right in someone’s mouth

19. 4x14 “I Do”: gets groped in a prius, has his honor defended, has sex in a hotel room, and knows he and kurt will not be just friends

20. 5x16 “Tested”: has body image issues, watches porn, admits that he’s scared kurt will stop loving him, and is misinterpreted by the entire fandom

21. 4x04 “The Break Up”: screams, cries, throws up, sobs, falls to his knees,

22. 2x09 “Special Education”: helps kurt out at his new school, doesn’t audition for the solo at sectionals, sings the solo at sectionals, gives kurt bird advice

23. 4x10 “Glee, Actually”: who’s blaine? ice skates and has a mature talk

24. 3x01 “The Purple Piano Project”: joins the new directions, unknowingly blows up a piano, and tries his best to be friendly

25. 4x15 “Girls (And Boys) On Film”: sings three duets with three different duet partners, and has a starring role in kurt’s imagination

26. 4x21 “Wonder-ful”: understands kurt unlike anyone else, and wants to marry him

27. 5x01 “Love Love Love”: sings the best duet with kurt, gets back together with him, is more asian than sam and ryder, gathers every show choir in the state, and proposes

28. 6x02 “Homecoming”: gives us some information on his depression, wears curly hair until he remembers people are racist about it, and attempts to solve misogyny

29. 2x15 “Sexy”: takes advice from sue sylvester, is very cringe, and delivers part two of his traumatic backstory

30. 3x02 “I Am Unicorn”: #juniorgate, is the only person respectful of kurt, and gives great audition #1

31. 4x06 “Glease”: continues to suffer, breaks character, and stands hollow eyed in the hallway

32. 3x08 “Hold on to Sixteen” fights sam, fights finn, and does what his father said and let his mother mold him

33. 5x06 “Movin Out”: visits new york, considers being a doctor or a teacher, and is the piano man

34. 2x11 “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle”: sings a banger solo, mercedes and rachel talk at him while he eats, and he attends a mckinley football game

35. 4x01 “The New Rachel”: tells kurt to leave (affectionate) and is the titular character

36. 3x14 “On My Way”: has an emotional breakdown in front of god and everyone, and then raps

37. 4x05 “The Role You Were Born to Play”: cries and sings his best solo, which is great audition #2

38. 2x18 “Born This Way”: sings somewhere only we know, which should make the top but it’s his only scene

39. 6x13 “Dreams Come True”: becomes a father, and loves kurt very very much

40. 3x22 “Goodbye”: is now in ‘the notebook,’ shares a lot of meaningful looks, and wears a lobster cardigan

41. 6x08 “A Wedding”: he gets married i guess. points for his vows

42. 4x22 “All Or Nothing”: is insulted by brittany once again, buys a ring for kurt, and sings a duet with marley

43. 3x09 “Extraordinary Merry Christmas”: is kurt’s best friend and holiday roommate, and gets some good gifts from rachel

44. 4x08 “Thanksgiving”: doesn’t exist until kurt calls him on the phone, and yet it’s such a good phone call that it beats the episodes below

45. 5x11 “City of Angels”: is too gay to lead the glee club, reads the show choir blogs, and has sexual tension with skylar astin

46. 4x12 “Naked”: becomes santa, gets an unnecessary spray tan, and is a supportive friend

47. 5x20 “The Untitled Rachel Berry Project”: is given kurt’s trust, doesn’t want to sleep with brittany fictionally, and defeats a homophobic old lady

48. 2x17 “A Night of Neglect”: he gets taken on a date to a high school and pushes some people around

49. 6x01 “Loser Like Me”: has been in his flop era since Kurt broke up with him, but he does have a new boyfriend!

50. 2x10 “A Very Glee Christmas”: he sings a flirty christmas duet with kurt, who is much better than that girls gonna be

51. 6x03 “Jagged Little Tapestry”: sings in kurt’s imagination about how much he misses kurt, and gets a bad home makeover

52. 3x03 “Asian F”: gets flowers and a leading role

53. 2x22 “New York”: loves kurt

54. 5x19 “Old Dog New Tricks”: likes seeing kurt so happy

55. 4x09 “Swan Song”: joins the cheerios

56. 2x07 “The Substitute”: sees a purse fall out of kurt’s mouth, and is discussed by kurtcedes as if he’s kurt’s boyfriend

57. 5x17 “Opening Night”: knows a good gay club

58. 3x16 “Saturday Night Glee-ver”: loves dancing and otherwise disappears

59. 3x13 “Heart”: is back from the dead and more cute and compact than ever!

60. 4x02 “Britney 2.0”: sings my favorite mashup

61. 3x18 “Choke”: is a supportive boyfriend

62. 3x20 “Props”: wonders what a guys gotta do to get a little candy situation, and gets a hot pretzel at the mall with kurt

63. 5x04 “A Katy or a Gaga”: is obviously a katy

64. 4x13 “Diva”: points for him being a guy diva, singing don’t stop me now, being cute when he’s sick, being gay, and liking asian representation, but a huge subtraction for the non consensual touching from tina and him apologizing to her at the end

89. 3x19 “Prom-asaurus”: experiences discrimination, but at least he watches lesbians on tv, is an expert on the bill of rights, and has a very sweet boyfriend

65. 5x09 “Frenemies”: people are mad at him for having good grades, but he’s actually really cool about it and offers for them to share his valedictorian speech

66. 5x05 “The End Of Twerk”: unfortunately causes the entire twerking situation

67. 3x04 “Pot O Gold”: sings last friday night, to the dismay of people who usually sing all the time and will not sing any less in the future

68. 3x07 “I Kissed A Girl”: sings a corny duet to my delight, and otherwise has no thoughts about the difficulties of being gay suddenly

69. 5x02 “Tina in the Sky with Diamonds”: is as always a good friend, hits a really high note

70. 3x21 “Nationals”: is simply present, sings come on! hold tight!, and is the only person who isn’t kissed after they win

71. 6x12 “2009”: has stopped living a lie, but starts living a plot hole

88. 5x15 “Bash”: is strangely sidelined in an episode where his fiancé is attacked, but at least he reads star wars fanfiction

72. 5x13 “New Directions”: gets into NYADA, and makes out with kurt in tina’s mind

73. 5x12 “100”: gets his song stolen, and is given a gift for his wedding night sodomy

74. 6x10 “The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester”: is very very sad dalton burned down

75. 4x20 “Lights Out”: gets mostly cut from the episode, and is still a cheerio

76. 3x06 “Mash Off”: looks like a time traveler with quinn

77. 6x11 “We Built this Glee Club”: thinks glitter is pretty

78. 4x18 “Shooting Star”: is scared and sad, BUT PARENT MENTION???

79. 3x10 “Yes/No”: does not say a word but gives kurt a cute look

80. 5x03 “The Quarterback”: is understandably not in this episode very much

81. 6x06 “What the World Needs Now”: certainly appears as some point

82. 2x19 “Rumours”: doesn’t appear but is the subject of rumors, rachel thinks he’s better than sam

83. 3x12 “The Spanish Teacher”: burt wants to tell him kurt got a NYADA audition

84. 6x09 “Child Star”: he’s on his honeymoon off screen, which kinda rocks

85. 5x18 “The Back Up Plan”: is a lying liar

86. 5x08 “Previously Unaired Christmas”: gets told to shut up, and does

87. 4x19 “Sweet Dreams”: gets yelled at for not being responsible for a group of traumatized children by Mr. Schue, the teacher

#blaine anderson #glee #text #blaine meta #long post #feel free to let me know if you disagree #don't take it too seriously though #the tone of this is clearly pretty humourous #although there's some slight passive aggression if you wanna try to spot it #it's for fun

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shame-is-a-wasted-emotion · 1 year

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Rate your favorite ND female characters

Hey question asker! Thanks for asking. It's been long since somebody asked me. I never thought about this question because I solely love Kurt Hummel only with Blaine, Puck, Mike and such. I actually have no ranking for girls as well as boys. But let's see.

In order to get myself away from less trouble, let me rank it in s1-3 and then s4-s6

1.Tina Cohen Queen Chang

She has more plus for me than minus. I am not saying because I am an asian myself but she takes the cake. She sings well(underrated girl), she dances well(they put her in grp A:Better dancers in "Ice Ice Baby") and she is an unsung hero: sewing costumes for and members. She accepted many things without a say. I can feel her emotions.

2.Mercedes Jones

She is a less problematic character. Her smile is just out of the world. She just wonna sing and succeed in her life. I am glad she didn't end up with anybody because she showed me that it's okay to be without a partner. Sometimes, solitude let's you achieve more. I am subjective about her voice but Human nature is my favourite. Her duo with Kurt lit up my screen in early seasons. I didn't like her in Troubletones. It brought worst of everybody.

3. Quinn Fabray

This is somewhat unpopular now. But I prefer her. She started as a normal high school cheerleading head with head weight and had almost everything she wanted. But once she got pregnant, the harsh reality of life hit her life rock. She was pulled down many times after a development but she was a work in process. She learnt that there was life after high school. And she sticking with nd in s3 after Troubletone was formed warmed my heart.

Also, she is one of my favourite voices. She"?'s got stage presence.

I am going to kill myself for ranking these people after this. They had good moments but I disliked them some times.

4. Santana Lopez

She is really ,"darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream". She is Charming, hot (yes, I'll admit) but she was a little Satan. But I survived the NYC plot because of Kurt and her. Until that famous funny girl fight came.

Her rants were okay sometimes, but it got worse in later seasons. She started to rant just because she wanted too. But she was a better friend. She is one of the people who will be like," I can roast my friends like barbeque but I can only roast."

And anybody who says Kurt cried for unnecessary reasons, think of this girl who cried for cutting tanning privileges and for calling out she was mean.

Her voice is subjective too for me.

5. Lauren Zizes

She was nice addition to nd when Kurt left. Plus, Ashley Fink has good comedic timing and is charming. I love her attitude where she didn't give 2 shit about what other people said but she lowkey was a bully too.

Her voice isn't for singing but she is entertaining.

6.Rachel Berry

Her whole character started as somebody who will do anything to achiever her cake. I didn't care about her most of the times but she she really got on my nerves in later seasons. I felt like slapping her multiple times. She doesn't want to listen to anybody, she sent a person to a crack house just because she was threatened, she threw many people under the bus for no reason. She is one of the worse dancers too.

She was annoying downright at nyada and successses were served in her plate. I know she was work g hard but she had to let her work speak, not her mouth. I still can't digest that Rachel kept pestering Carmen when Kurt waited patiently. He did go to Carmen for second chance, but at least he did his first audition better, and he took effort to make a video tape if him singing another song(wake me up before you go go in acoustic version is pretty questionable though).

I was so happy that her tv pilot failed and she became slightly better. Also confusing your boyfriend about his career when he was already confused just so he could be with you?Nope for me.

I do t know how people love her and hate Kurt.

Her songs are totally subjective .

7. Brittany S. Pierce

I don't like her for some reason. She was bland for me. Not interesting. And I don't care for Brittana. Also she posted a sex tape of herself and girlfriend and got away. She kept dating people, she didn't have a stable mind on loving people. Also, her lines were sometimes hilarious but they were insulting.

9. Sugar Motta

Sugar Motta was... There. That's it. She was just a cash cow. She was funny sometimes but she is not for me.

Now for s4-s6

1. Unique Addams

The love child of Kurt and Mercedes. I liked her among later season nd members. She is a diva but she didn't throw people under her bus. Much like Kurt. I like her voice. I didn't like her catfishing but she was ok.

2. Tina Cohen Chang

Her explanation suits her too and I agree her on being bossy because putting up with a glee club for 3 seasons and when it's her senior year, she gotta enjoy and have her privilege. Her crush on Blaine was creepy but I understand. That's it.

3. Madison Mccarthy

She was an adorable munchkin. She was a supportive twin, I liked her energy. Wish we got her more.

4. Jane Hayward

Unfortunately Tumblr doesn't allow more than 10 pics.

I didn't care about her. She was okay.

5. Marley Rose

She was nice. She had great voice. She had sympathetic story. But I have nothing special about her

6. Kitty Wilde.

She was annoying to an extent. But she was better in s6.

That's it, folks. I had a nerve wrecking fun type. Thank you for making me think.

And oh, you can expect my 3rd Valentine one shot by tomorrow :)

See you then. I don't mean to trigger anybody. These are my personal opinion.

#tina cohen chang #mercedes jones #rachel berry #quinn fabray #santana lopez #brittany pierce #lauren zizes #sugar motta #Jane hayward #madison mccarthy #marley rose #kitty wilde #Unique addams #Wade unique addams #Nd girls ranking #new directions #My opinion #dont come at me

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sillyname30 · 8 months

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I watched Prom Queen in preparation for the Monday recap.

Three couples are in the run for prom king and queen: Quinn + Finn, Lauren + Puck, Santana + David.

Quinn and Finn don't really have a storyline, but it's obvious that Finn is into Rachel.

Lauren and Puck don't have a storyline either, but Puck wants to spike the punch at the prom to rebuild his bad boy image and enlists Artie to help. Artie first says no, but after he can't win back Brittany, he agrees to help Puck. Artie gets caught by Sue Sylvester when he tries to spike the punch.

Santana and David have a storyline. They watch over Kurt to get sympathy votes, which doesn't make sense. Why would people who bully Kurt vote for them?

Rachel and Mercedes invite Sam to a prom on a budget and are joined by Jesse St. James who is back.

Kurt ask Blaine to be his prom date and Blaine reluctantly says yes. Kurt's dad is worried when he sees Kurt's prom outfit and Blaine agrees, but goes to prom with him anyway.

David gets voted prom king and Kurt prom queen. Blaine comforts Kurt and Kurt decides to go back in and except the crown. Rachel comforts Quinn. Brittany comforts Santana and is unusually wise and helpful.

Kurt dances with Blaine (David is too scared to do it) and everybody is having fun (except Jesse and Finn who got thrown out, because they fought over Rachel).

My guess is Jenna will talk about the Artie storyline at length and Kevin about Santana.

Will they talk about Kurt and Blaine? I guess they will mention the dress shopping (no Blaine), Kurt's moment with David (no Blaine) and the scene with Kurt's dad without talking about Blaine.

Favorite song: Isn't she lovely (Jenna), Dancing Queen (Kevin).

For me it's a tie: Jar of Hearts (Lea sings it beautifully) and I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend... (Darren is like a rockstar and it's so different from the Warbler songs.)

#and that's what you really missed on glee #prom queen

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groovetrill · 5 days

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She's a certified freak

Ten days a week

The way she's movin' got me crazy, got me weak (Yeah, yeah)

She's a co-star baby, Libra got me loca crazy

And she straight out a boba, yeah

So you know how she is (So you know how she is)

And everybody knows

That she's a woop for sure

Yeah, I can't take no more

And oh, she got that thing that I'm lookin' for

Drew to my Barrymore

I'ma go and tell all my friends

She's a certified freak (Ooh)

Ten days a week (Ten days a week)

The way she's movin' got me crazy, got me weak

She's a certified freak

I'm on my knees (I'm on my knees)

The way she's lookin' like a movie, baby, please

The way she's movin' got me crazy

Freakin' on the daily

We don't need no Benz

She rides the Moto like Mercedes

She's the only reason to make you stay this weekend

Go nowhere to be, you bring the mood, I'll bring the way now

And oh, she got that thing that I'm lookin' for

Drew to my Barrymore (Ooh)

I'ma go and tell all my friends

She's a certified freak (Freak)

Ten days a week (Ten days a week)

The way she's movin' got me crazy, got me weak

She's a certified freak (Freak)

I'm on my knees (I'm on my knees, yeah)

The way she's looking like a movie, baby, please

She's a certified freak (Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)

Certified freak (Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la)

She's a certified

Stop, hold up, wait a minute (Okay)

Everybody knows that she gets freaky with it (Ooh)

Gonna test drive like a Honda Civic (Hey, yo)

Fell in love too fast, got a speeding ticket, hoo (Ha-ha-ha)

You get me higher

Look in the mirror, I see a fire

Baby, I'm dreaming seeing you

Making me speechless (That's me)

Loving the way you smile

Yeah, everybody wants a little piece

I've been on a throne

Did you know that I'm a queen? (She's a certified)

Keeping it on the low

But little did I know that she's really me? (Ooh)

She's a certified freak

Ten days a week (Ooh-woah)

The way she's movin', got me crazy got me weak

She's a certified freak (Certified freak, yeah)

I'm on my knees (I'm on my knees, yeah)

The way she's looking like a movie, baby, please

I'm a certified freak (Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)

Certified freak (Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la; I'm on my knees, yeah)

I'm a certified freak (Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la, la-la-la-la; Ooh, oh, yeah, yeah)

Certified freak (Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la; Ooh)

I'm a certified

#YUQI #FREAK #YUQ1 #groovetrill

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jozigist · 1 year

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Mr Brainwash to Launch Battersea Power Station Show

Mr Brainwash to Launch Battersea Power Station Show One of the world's most collectable and provocative contemporary artists, Mr Brainwash, flies from LA to London to launch his eagerly awaited, new exhibition at the restored Battersea Power Station on 25 April, opening to the public until 3 May.

The pop art phenomenon - AKA Thierry Guetta - will make a personal appearance at the launch of the Clarendon Fine Art show; one of his most audacious yet, appropriating and reinterpreting the classics and offering his signature, subversive and playful takes on the modern world. The high impact and high value new collection is rich in styles and themes, including pop culture sculptures like Life is Beautiful, which became his catchphrase after his legendary LA exhibition of the same name catapulted him to fame in 2008, making history as the most highly attended private exhibition of all time with more than 50,000 visitors and artwork selling for six figures. The show will unveil large-scale statement pieces, brick artwork celebrating his street art origins, painted balloon sculptures, neon mirror artworks, "vandalised" frames liberating art from canvases, and paper originals deconstructing popular culture. Mr Brainwash will also be releasing two exclusive, limited editions, Long Live the King and Power to the People. Long Live the King commemorates the coronation of King Charles III and is the partner piece to the Platinum Jubilee Queen of Hearts editions, which are already being collected for double their original price. Power to the People is Mr Brainwash's bold, new depiction of the show's Battersea Power Station location, emblazoned with his graffiti, a Life is Beautiful neon and with nods to Pink Floyd's iconic Animals album artwork and Banksy, who directed the Oscar-nominated Exit through the Gift Shop documentary, charting Mr Brainwash's meteoric rise to fame. Like the French street artist, Battersea Power Station is larger than life and has been regenerated for the modern age, a concept which is close to his heart. The artist has a special connection to the iconic building and unveiled a giant mural there in 2021 to celebrate the launch of the Battersea Power Station Underground, which was accompanied by a large-scale light show on the Power Station itself and the unveiling of a Life is Beautiful sculpture. The mural is now on display inside the Grade II* listed building. After the London exhibition, the show will go on tour to Clarendon Fine Art's Birmingham and then Bluewater, Kent Galleries, both of which will feature Mr Brainwash in attendance, followed by week-long, public exhibitions. Clarendon Fine Art has been Mr Brainwash's exclusive UK gallery representative since 2020 and their CEO, Helen Swaby says: "His work is an orchestrated collision of street and pop art, built around messages of hope, that has challenged cultural norms and made him a global street art phenomenon. "We are excited about bringing Mr Brainwash back to a place with so much significance to him for this innovative riot of themes, styles, statements, jokes, commentary and chaos." After starring in Banksy's 2010 documentary, Mr Brainwash said: "Banksy captured me becoming an artist. In the end, I became his biggest work of art." Since then, Mr Brainwash has designed album covers for Madonna, Rick Ross and Michael Jackson, collaborated with everybody from Mercedes-Benz, the Beckhams, First Lady Michelle Obama - for her Let Girls Learn organisation - and Pope Francis for his Scholas youth foundation. And he is changing the face of street art in the UK with his unique brand of positivity. For further information, exhibition attendance, interview requests or high-res images, please contact: Charli Morgan or Matt Glass / [email protected] / [email protected] 020 8355 7864 Read the full article

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yasmindemcrxx · 2 years

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y a s m i n demirs playlist [ x ]

teenage dirtbag - send request || welcome to the black parade - my chemical romance || carry on my wayward son - kansas || thirties - emma white || pretty savage - blackpink || bad boy - red velvet || irrelevant - pink || everybody - backstreet boys || tonight tonight - hot chelle rae || 80's mercedes - maren morris || manic monday - the bangles || 9 to 5 - dolly parton || wings - little mix || confident - demi lovato || 1985 - bowling for soup || dirty little secret - all american rejects || that don't impress me much - shania twain || up - shania twain || kings & queens - ava max || abcdefu - GAYLE || cowboy casanova - carrie underwood || 2 step - ed sheeran ft antytila || unstoppable - sia || thunder / young, dumb & broke - imagine dragons ft khalid || love is a battlefield - pat benatar || i don't want to be - gavin degraw || ain't it fun - paramore || youth of the nation - P.O.D || summer hate - zico ft rain || ZOOM - jessi || one more time ( otra vez ) - super junior ft reik || gunshot - Kard || pink venom - blackpink || i am the best 2ne1 || last dance - big bang || welcome to my life - simple plan || i'm just a kid - simple plan || not afraid - eminem || warriors - imagine dragons || bad decisions - benny blanco ft bts & snoop dog || daecbwuta - agustD

#( && playlist )#i'll probably add more to this later

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I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad Buy all of the things I never had Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights, yeah A different city every night, oh I I swear the world better prepare For when I'm a billionaire

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of everyday Christmas Give Travie your wish list I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this' And last but not least grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months that I've been single so You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where Katrina hit And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music

Oh every time I close my eyes (What you see what you see brah?) I see my name in shining lights (Uhuh uhuh yeah what else?) A different city every night, oh I I swear the world better prepare (for what?) For when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire

I'll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was Eating good, sleeping soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad (so bad) Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything ha ha) Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah)

Oh every time I close my eyes (What ya see, what you see brah?) I see my name in shining lights (Uh huh, uh huh, what else?) A different city every night, oh I I swear the world better prepare (for what?) For when I'm a billionaire (yeah, sing it) Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh

I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad!

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tracksidequeen · 2 years

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The Lion, the Wolff and their Queen

Summary: Lewis, Toto and you have a champagne filled threesome.

Request: A threesome with Lewis and Toto after the 2020 WDC celebration in Toto’s office? The reader as a Mercedes strategist. This would be the first time for her with either of those man. Thank you very much

Warnings: 18+, threesome sex, mentions of alcohol, biting, unprotected sex, love triangle, slight jealousy, creampie, slight anal play, femDom if you blink, male!dom battle, somewhat size kink though the reader’s body type is not mentioned, they are just two huge men.

Words: 2.5K (of pure hardcore smutttt)

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The dream team. The three musketeers. The lion, the wolf, and their benevolent queen.

Forces combined you were unbeatable, and winning Lewis’ 6th driver world championship with Mercedes proved it all the more.

Other teams rued the day Toto and Lewis took you into the team as the Mercedes strategist, knowing they’d have a hard time from there on out, and they were right. Never had they encountered a mind that works like yours does; fierce, ambitious, unbeatable. You were a force to be reckoned with, on and off track.

Throughout the years teams had offered Toto good money to buy you over, but you were their secret weapon. You were their powerhouse who pulled them through the best of times and worst of times; Toto, Lewis and you stuck together, no matter what. There was always an unspoken respect and unbreakable fellowship. Hours of hard work, sweat and tears, euphoric victories and angry outbursts of frustration; it had all paid off. Leading to yet another championship win.

Walking into the Brackley facility you were hailed as heroes, confetti danced in the air, all employees cheered and ‘We are the Champions’ played in the background. A moment so enchanting, you’ll never forget it.

Everybody was ready for the party to blow off some steam from the long season, a well deserved time to let loose. On the dark dance floor neon lights shot through the air, beer flew around from people dancing and jumping to the beat of the blasting music. It was as if it was against corporate policy to get out of this party sober.

Finally you find Lewis again after you lost him on the dance floor and try to speak to him but he leans in, shouting in your ear over the music, “Let’s go someplace quiet, I can barely hear you!”

With the faint bass of the party music in the background you and Lewis saunter tipsy through the corridors of the dimmed office spaces giggling, bumping against each other. He points his finger to Toto’s glass office. “Perfect!” he says with daring eyes.

“You’re so bad!”

Apparently you said that way too loud because Lewis instantly places his finger over your lips for you to quiet down, and you sneakily start whispering. “I love it, let’s go.”

Lewis instantly makes himself comfortable on the sofa in the office as you slow your pace to study the pictures on display in Toto’s office, and impatiently Lewis beckons you to come over.

Spilling onto the empty space on the sofa, you pressed into his warm body without saying a word. Instinctively he wrapped his arm around you, pulling you near and pressing his bristly cheek to your head while his thumb caressed the slope of your bare shoulder.

There was no particular lust in his touch, just a sheer appreciation for you and everything you are.

You felt the same way about him, but as seconds passed there hung tension in the air with a growing need for more.

Maybe it was the third glass of champagne, or just how right it felt to be enveloped in his arms. You couldn’t remember who made the first move, only that suddenly his lips and beard were grazing your neck and your fingers caressed the hardening bulge in his jeans.

You knew Lewis like no other, but within this realm he was uncharted territory ready to be discovered. Your hands wandered across each others’ body and you were locked in a trance of sweet passion. Making you both blind to reality. But a deep husky accent coming from the doorway pulled you back to the present.

“I was looking all over for you guys.”

Toto was leaning against the doorpost and proceeded to walk in as soon as you were aware of his presence. But the truth is, you have no idea how long he was standing there, watching you and Lewis all over each other.

“Give me that.” Toto reaches for the champagne bottle on the floor beside the sofa and grabs your knee to keep himself steady, as Lewis’ hand was still covering your other thigh. He pours it in his mouth while walking to his desk and leans against it looking at Lewis who was kissing your neck up to your lips as a man possessed.

Gently, Lewis groaned into your mouth and without thinking much, pulled you to straddle him. Passion grew like a destructive wave; what started as sweet saccharin kisses turned into a passionate dance of your bodies writhing in zeal.

Toto wanted to rip him to shreds, yet some dark part of him found pleasure in seeing how Lewis groped your breasts while you squirmed on his covered cock and moaned like a little slut.

Impassioned, you grind your soaked panties against Lewis’ rock-hard bulge while he squeezed your ass.

Throwing your head aside, your gaze fell on Toto, who leaned against his desk with a hand massaging the outline of his hefty erection. You bit your lip and gave him a sultry stare, silently urging him to do what his desire inscribed.

You should have stopped this, only that you couldn’t find any will or power in you to do anything but ride the other man harder and when you sought for logic, the only thing you found was more yearning. Not just for the man whose hands were all over your body, but the man who glared at you with ambers flickering in his eyes.

“Don’t mind me,” Toto grumbled, and in the act of noxious envy he walked in your direction to stand right behind you. He hiked up your dress further and pulled your panties to your knees to expose your rear and kneads your plump peaches. Slowly he lets his hand slide down finding your bare pussy hot and wet, ready for him to stretch you out. He teases his fingers along your sensitive lips and enters you, pumping you knuckles deep.

Moans escape your mouth as Toto vigorously fingers you into a subspace and Lewis peels off your dress with a yearning need for more.

The world champion paused then, suddenly assailed by stinging concern as the weight of the situation resonated in him - things will never be the same as they were. He parted his lips to speak, but you silenced him with a soft kiss and snaked your hand below his belt to free his aching girth.

Fuck. He was just as big as you imagined it’d be; veins throbbing in your hand. He was hot in your grasp, so thick you could barely wrap your fingers around him.

Your free hand reached up behind you for Toto, stroking his cheek and he leans in to steal a kiss from your lips while your arm skimmed down his torso to seize his bugle.

You shifted your body off Lewis’ lap so you could see both of them. “I want you both. I want you both to fuck me,” you demanded.

Lewis and Toto exchanged prolonged glares and with a breath heavy with lust, nodded at your plea.

Thrilled, you reclaimed your spot upon Lewis’ thighs, your hand reaching for his thick twitching shaft, but a slight tug at your hair prevents you from sitting down fully.

“Turn around,” Toto commands.

He lifts you up, off Lewis’ lap and places you back down, facing him. With a growl, Toto unbuckled his belt and pulled out his large cock, crown already beaded with pearly droplets of arousal. One glance at both men and their ardent ‘swords’, and you knew they would destroy you, but rather than being frightened, you were swept by exhilaration.

Toto spat in his hand and began pumping himself inches away from your face as Lewis unclipped your bra, leaving you naked and bare ready to be destroyed. Growls escape Lewis’ mouth, “we’ll give you the best experience of your fucking life.”

Slowly Lewis guides his weeping cock into the taut squeeze of your little pussy. A howl tore from your lips, a mixture of pain while the large man growled so lowly you felt the thrum of his baritone striking through your body.

“Oh god!” You gasped at the sensation of him forcing you open with his impressive girth, pressuring himself in despite the stubborn resistance of your velvety walls. “Just fuck me!”

Ardent to fulfill the queens request he began to pound you, his sack slapping against your slippery folds with the might and depth of his thrusts. His thumb was placed within the valley of your peaches, putting pressure on your sensitive ring. Despite his burly looks you always expected Lewis to be a gentle lover, but the moment he was inside you, the lion broke out of its cage, fucking you so rough, so right you were already close to climax.

“You look so fucking hot,” Toto said as he cupped your breast bouncing to the beat of Lewis’ thrusts, and teased the sensitive bud, the other hand stroking his hardening cock. “Is this what you have been dreaming of Schatz, us filling you up in all holes?”

With an open mouth you lean in while nodding your head, and you lick the pre-cum off his cockhead. His shaft twitches slightly under the delicate touch of your soft tongue and your roll your lips down the length of his shaft. Feeling his warm silky flesh swell and harden within your mouth, you sent your eyes up to peer at him, admiring the sight.

Your pillowy lips ran across ridges and thrumming veins, your jaw loosening until you felt him deep in the back of your throat. With fervent strokes, you feasted on the flavour of his cock; the tendons vibrated with bliss while your tongue twirled and pushed around them. You pulled, sucked, and pumped him in your warm mouth, milking the senses of a man infinitely stronger.

From behind you hear Lewis panting under his breath while he thrusted his cock into you and spanked your ass leaving behind his handprint. “Such a tight little pussy, feels like fucking a virgin.”

You felt him moving in your gut. The gates of your taut little slit stretched and pulled around his cock begging for more, while your thighs only spread wider to grant further passage into your womb, and your lips parted further blowing Toto sloppy as if your life depended on it.

Never in your life did you know such pleasure, sensing every ridge and tendon. Bludgeoning waves of bliss hit as they moved within your most sacred parts, claiming you as their own and shredding you to pieces.

“Lewis!” you screamed and dig your nails in Toto’s hips. He never halted but continued driving into your tight pussy in a steady but unrelenting rhythm, a growl rumbling in his throat. “You like that? Like me fucking you so hard it hurts? Like me that deep inside?”

“Yes! Lewis, yes!!!” You whimpered and gasped breathlessly as you suddenly clenched, your orgasm forcing itself without warning.

It was a delirium, a euphoria. Spasming, tingling, gasping with overwhelm, you were higher than the stars.

Within several thrusts soaked of vigour you fell apart. Your orgasmic cries filling the room amidst the sounds of wet flesh slamming in lewd harmony. Their pace was erratic, each man seeking for his ecstacy within you, using your body in the most selfish way possible. It was as if they were competing on who’d conquer you, who’d come harder inside you.

The unstoppable grind of both cocks still dragging hot and heavy inside your convulsing slit soon reignited your pleasure. Once again you clenched and writhed into Lewis, whose control faltered. His teeth pierced your shoulder still battering your ass while Toto grasped a hand full of hair and pulled your head to increase the pace.

“Fuck.. Schatz keep going,” Toto breathed out a plea, and began to rock his hips back and forth to fuck back into your mouth. His fingers tunnelled in your hair for more grip while you worked him to his ecstasy.

Nothing spoke of your power better than the wrinkle between Toto’s shut eyes and his mouth agape with all air draining from his lungs. There you were, on your knees with a maw full of his cock and another one ramming into you from below.

“You are going to come with me like a good girl,” Toto rasped, never stopping though you winched at the sensation of his cock twitching larger at the back of your throat.

All you could do was mumble around his cock.

Lewis seemed to dislike Toto’s wish to control your timing. Shifting his angle he attempted to coax you further toward the inevitable. Pure fury darkened his eyes, his jaw clenched in determination. “Tell me you want it, tell me you want my cum inside you,” Lewis implored.

“Fuck, Lewis I want that so bad!” you say as you pull out Toto’s cock from your mouth and look up at him with lustful eyes. “I want you both to cum inside me.”

However much they were fighting over dominance, they knew very well the queen was in charge, and your pleasure was their ultimate victory.

The room fell to chaos, and the three of you writhed into one another like a violent maelstrom. Your entire body shuddered once climax took you again, the cascading bliss rummaging through both your caverns.

You took both men with you.

Vigorously Toto started fucking your mouth, his balls brushing against your chin as you were holding back your gags with tears in your eyes.

“I’m going to… I’m cumming…. in your-… fuck.”

With a guttural grunt, he thickened against your tongue; the overflow of salty-sweet cream glazed your mouth and then flowed down your throat.

Lewis’ primal pound in your tight slit let him to explode inside your womb, hot streams filling you up as his throbbing cock pulsated against your walls with every aftershot of cum.

Milking them of their senses, of their will and of their load as they pumped you full until you seeped of cream around their swollen cocks.

Shuddering gasps were exchanged amidst the three of you. All a sweaty mess, mind and heart cluttered with everything you wanted to say for years and chose not to. There was no need for words anymore, not after tonight.

Lewis inhaled deeply and pulled from you carefully, while Toto cupped your face delicately. “Are you alright?” he asked breathlessly and moved himself back to the couch. Feeling Toto’s thumb stroking your cheek you nod, never had you felt better than this moment right here.

Still held by Lewis’ embrace, you placed your head on his chest and looked at Toto’s sparkling gaze. Exhausted as you were, your hand sought for his, lacing your fingers together. Frozen in this moment you were entangled between both men.

The room thrummed with Toto and Lewis’ heavy exhales - these were the sounds of your triumph. This is how you tamed the lion and the wolf, pulling off yet another victory.

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a/n: wow you made it this far, hope you survived it.. hehe. Just wanted to say, I know it’s been a along time coming, but thank you for your patience, the support and sweet messages!

Don’t forget to reblog and leave a comment if you liked it! I know I can always count on you feedback <3

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Masterlist + More Toto Wolff x Reader:

What’s My Name? (requested) ✨new✨

Mile High Club (requested) ✨new✨

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Masterlist + More Lewis Hamilton x Reader:

The Forbidden Fruit (requested) ✨new✨

A Point to Prove (requested) ✨new✨

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leham-n-daavocado · 2 years

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2021 F1 Grid as Boy Bands

According to my sister and I who are millennials from Canada. I'll link to the band's most emblematic or iconic song/video. Because you know Lance and Nicky gotta be obscure Canadian boy bands lost to the annals of time lol. All the British bands we know from The Hit List lol. We also are quite encyclopedic when it comes to certain 2nd and 3rd generation K-pop groups so...

Mercedes

Lewis: Backstreet Boys

N'Sync may have won America, but the Backstreet Boys won the world. No other boy band is appropriate for Lewis other than the one that has sold the most records, has tons of bops from "Quit Playing Games with My Heart" to "The Call" and over 25 years of longevity. Most Famous Song/Video: I Want It That Way

Valtteri: a1

They have a few bops, but maybe not an enduring longevity. One of their members is Nordic and the video for "Caught in the Middle" has Finnish vibes. Besides "Take on Me" also originated from Scandinavia. Most Famous Song/Video: Take on Me

Red Bull

Max: One Direction

Started on X-Factor, an analogue for the Red Bull factory. Over the top devoted fanbase. Most Famous Song/Video: What Makes You Beautiful

Checo: Arashi

Enduring J-pop band. Crazy well known in Japan where they're literally part of everyone's lives daily in variety shows, TV shows, etc. Most Famous Song/Video: Arashi

Ferarri

Charles: N'Sync

Look at his fashion and the bandanas and tell me he doesn't give you late 90s/early 2000s N'Sync vibes. Most Famous Song/Video: Bye Bye Bye

Carlos: 98°

Forgotten 90s/2000s boy band. Just like Carlos is often forgotten. Gave us "Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)" to capitalize on the Latin trend at the time. (Una Noche means one night guys! Like naan already means bread lol). Most Famous Song/Video: I'd say it's The Hardest Thing, but my sister only remembers Una Noche

McLaren

Daniel: O-Town

Created on Making the Band, an analogue for the Red Bull factory. We chose this because we absolutely believe Daniel would sing a song about nocturnal emissions while making reference to literally every famous female celebrity.

Now this hot girl (hot)

She's not your average girl

She's a morphorotic dream from a magazine

And she's so fine (damn), designed to blow your mind

She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen

Most Famous Song/Video: Liquid Dreams

Lando: BTS

Burst into the scene and is very popular among young fans. Great marketing. Lots of fan drama. Most Famous Song/Video: Dynamite (My sister says Save Me is a better song)

Alpine

Fernando: New Kids on the Block

It's part of el plan, "Step by Step." A classic OG boyband. Most Famous Song/Video: Step By Step

Esteban: SoulDecision

Under appreciated Canadian boyband that still gets plays now and again on the radio. Trevor goes on to get notoriety years later with singing Armin van Buuren's "This is What it Feels Like." Most Famous Song/Video: Faded

Alpha Tauri

Pierre: Super Junior

Created by SM Entertainment as an AKB48 style band with revolving members and constant graduates. If that isn't the Red Bull factory, I don't know what is. Super Junior members were constantly under threat of being taken off the band until the group as a whole became too popular to be replaced. Now they're 2nd generation kpop kings. Most Famous Song/Video: Sorry Sorry

Yuki: Five aka 5ive

They have the bad boy/brash vibes with J and Abs, but then the sweet ones with Scott, Rich and Sean. Kirby with a knife. Most Famous Song/Video: Everybody Get Up

Aston Martin

Sebastian: Take That

Classic British boy band. Remembered fondly. Red Bull Seb had Robbie Williams vibes at times. Most Famous Song/Video: Back for Good

Lance: b4-4

Obscure Canadian boyband. Just because. Have iconic, hilariously cringe song about oral sex that you sung out loud as a child unknowingly. It captures DTS Lance beautifully. Some of the members were opera singers, so their skill was hidden by circumstance. Most Famous Song/Video: Get Down

Williams

George: Westlife

Hugely successful boy band. People are critical of what they perceive to be lack of skill and ability in some areas. They have old man/adult contemporary vibes like George. Most Famous Song/Video: My Love

Nicky: id

Another obscure Canadian boy band. I think they only really got played on The Hit List because it fit their demographic and MuchMusic never bothered with them except to lampoon them on Ed the Sock's annual music video retrospective, Fromage. Unfortunately, Nicky also faces this level of obscurity in his home country. Sorry Nicky! Most Famous Song/Video: Busted

Alfa Romeo

Kimi: 2ge+her

Parody band with show on MTV. Played on the popular boy band tropes of an older member, member with initials for name, the cute one, the heartthrob and the bad boy. Has Kimi's dgaf vibe. Most FamousSong/Video: The Hardest Part of Breaking Up is Getting Back Your Stuff

Antonio: The Moffatts

Because Antonio gives us Scott and rock vibes with his long hair and him leaving F1 is misery. Most Famous Song/Video: Misery

Haas

Mick: SuperM

A super group made up of members of some of SM Entertainment's most famous/skilled members. There's a lot of expectation because of the legacy of the groups and a ton of hype. They get tons of opportunity others would not because of their reputation. Seeking longevity/recognition beyond their one hit song. Most Famous Song/Video: Jopping

Mazepin: My sister said it's Creed... but it's not a boyband and she picked them because they're annoying. I picked Seungri for the Burning Sun Scandal, but my sister said I couldn't pick a member from the most popular band in Korea for a decade lol. Other suggestions were Milli Vanilli (lip syncing scandal) and Lou Pearlman (shitty and creepy boyband manager). We won't subject any boy band to him I guess.

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kurtanaaa · 3 years

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ok time to assign abba songs to glee characters

humour me this is very self indulgent

gimme gimme gimme: definitely marley tina and unique!!! i think the cheerios should back them up and dance with them for this

take a chance on me: tina to quinn hehe.... itd be adorable... and the rest of the gang has to do the backup vocals and look delighted the whole time

waterloo: everybody can do this one!!! big group number!!!! they HAVE TO HAVE THE ABBA STYLE FITS THO. also i think santana and kurt should take the lead bc im biased and also theyd kill it

money money money: wouldnt it be amazing if sam sang this. insanity. he should drape himself across a piano. go sam go!

fernando: rachel to finn (they may have ONE abba song. ONE.) she can sing this in season four or five

voulez-vous: original new directions girls!!!!. also a group number partially. i think it would be nifty if the warblers got the sticks out of their asses and joined this one 2. like at a big party with both glee clubs and a bunch of mckinley students. yes ik that would never happen but this is MY fantasy!

the winner takes it all: kurt about blaine in s4 or quinn about... any man ever

chiquitita: mercedes to quinn in season one!!!!!

lay all your love on me: sam and mercedes with the new directions girls backing up cedes and the guys backing up sam of COURSE! they have to be on a beach. and if the guys dont do the stupid walk they do in mamma mia what is the point!!!! entertain me, boys! im also thinking that at the end of the song everybody should run into the water and have the time of their lives

slipping through my fingers: quinn in season three about beth. this would make me sob my eyes out

super trouper: brittany, mercedes, and santana to the season four or season six newbies!!! as a little performance momenttttt

honey honey: mercedes, kurt, and - hear me out - finn. they drag him in to join while mercedes is hanging out in the garage and he is secretly living his best life

sos: artie and... someone. idk who probably mercedes bc the harmonies r so sexy. maybe kitty? OR alternate idea: st. berry!

does your mother know: marley to jake. no it doesnt REALLY fit but i think they would have a lot of fun and it would make marley smile which i love to see

knowing me knowing you: puck. i dont have anything else but i know that im right.

one of us: santana about brittany in season two or marley and jake in season five

under attack: kurt in season five before the proposal... and santana and rachel are exasperatedly backing him up and dancing around him while he loses his marbles

mamma mia: i know they already did this as a group number but i just think it fits so well im not changing it. i need all the characters to join in tho not just kurtcheltana and the s4 lima kids. and they Must have the fun outfits

dancing queen: santana and mercedes own this sorry bout it!!!!! however i think that they should run through the school collecting all the ladies in the entire building and frolicking with them as they sing

when i kissed the teacher: emma. this mightve singlehandedly made me care slightly about wemma

my love, my life: blaine about kurt in season four... now THIS wouldve made me SAD

the name of the game: kurt about blaine in season two OR unique!!! i think she could do this so well. i dont have a scenario i just like the idea

angeleyes: mercedes about sam when hes dating brittany. she would KILL this and the theme is very fitting

i have a dream: marley... omg i just thought of this it fits her so well... OH WOW IM BIG BRAINED THIS IS SO APT !! and everyone can back her up like in chasing pavements

andante andante: tina and quinn. then they KISS!

thank you for the music: sue. i mean it. its during regionals at mckinley and shes singing it in her office very quietly and then the new directions kids pass her office and hear her and slowly start singing along with her in the hallway. and then the other show choirs wind up there too and they all sing it together and its just a big ol wall of good sounds. i think that would be neat. we shouldve gotten the different show choirs singing together more

i dont have an explanation or a defense for this i was just bored. yes i know its mostly the girls what are you gonna do about it!!!!!!!!!

#these have been rattling around in my brain for so long #glad to get them out #i also have an idea for what the abba tribute episode shouldve been but i need to find an appropriately insane glee style conflict #glee headcanons #rae's headcanons #long post #rae talks #glee #new directions #i know it really is mostly the girls but like. the songs suit their ranges best #FINALLY TAKING THIS OUT OF THE DRAFTS ARI AND JAS THIS IS FOR YOU

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fluffytuffles · 3 years

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in case anyone’s interested

The Most Important Song on Each Character’s Playlist

Alonzo - “Everybody Talks” (Neon Trees)

Asparagus - “Let Them Be Little” (Billy Dean)

Bombalurina - “Hand in My Pocket” (Alanis Morissette)

Bustopher Jones - “That’s What I Like” (Bruno Mars)

Cassandra - “No Scrubs” (TLC)

Coricopat - “When Can I See You Again?” (Owl City)

Demeter - “Alive” (Beasts with No Names)

Electra - “Team” (Lorde)

Etcetera - “Mama Said” (Maddie Wilson)

George - “The Bare Necessities” (from ‘The Jungle Book’)

Grizabella - “I Wish I Was the Moon” (Neko Case)

Gus - “100 Years” (Five for Fighting)

Jellylorum - “Mother Like Mine” (The Band Perry)

Jemima - “Tomorrow” (from ‘Annie’)

Jennyanydots - “Lesson Number One” (from ‘Mulan 2′)

Macavity - “I Can’t Decide” (Scissor Sisters)

Mistoffelees - “Houdini” (Foster the People)

Mungojerrie - “Parklife” (Blur)

Munkustrap - “We Are One” (from ‘The Lion King 2′)

Old Deuteronomy - “Who Wants to Live Forever” (Queen)

Plato - “Kiss the Girl” (from ‘The Little Mermaid’)

Pouncival - “Boys Will Be Bugs” (Cavetown)

Rum Tum Tugger - “Sober Up” (AJR ft. Rivers Cuomo)

Rumpleteazer - “Mercedes Benz” (Janis Joplin)

Skimbleshanks - “Gold in the Morning” (Little Chief)

Tantomile - “I’m Not That Girl” (from ‘Wicked’)

Tumblebrutus - “Have It All” (Jason Mraz)

Wallflower - “Dreams” (The Cranberries)

Victoria - “Engel Fliegen Einsam” (Christina Stürmer)

#also i remembered them all alphabetically in one go no reference!#cats the musical #cats 1998 #cats musical #op

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smellofrainn · 3 years

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Thank you so much @smolhilariousbeans for tagging me. needed this distraction. thank you ♥️♥️ sorry for taking time.

MUSIC

Fav genre? rock, folk, r&b, pop, classical, musical, movies soundtracks ( its a major cuz thats how i find new songs.)im nt really familiar with music genres.

Fav artist? Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Lil Nas X

Fav song? that’s hard. there’s a list. Perfect Now (cuz i need her when im down), Sunflower ( cuz it reminds me of Louis lol), Numb and Creep.

Most listened to song recently? Perfect Now, that says a lot about my mental health.

Song currently stuck in your head? Raheemun Aleemun. Its a soundtrack from a Malayalam movie, Malik.

5 fav lyrics?

“Keep your head up, love . Keep your head up. dont hide away. dont ever change. keep your head up, love keep your head up. dont look away, dont look away. cause everybody's looking at you now my oh my. i guess some queen’s dont need a crown. and i know why. even when your tears are falling down . still somehow you are perfect now” im crying now people (happy tears). LOUIS has that effect on me. (Perfect Now by Louis Tomlinson)

“ I’ve become so numb. I cant feel you there. become so tired. so much more aware. I’m becoming this. All i want to do is be more like me and be less like you” (Numb by Linkin Park)

“Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes benz

She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget" (Hotel California by Eagles. This song helped me survive my hostel life. *shudders*)

"People always told me be careful of what you do

And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

And mother always told me be careful of who you love

And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son" ( Billie jean by Michael Jackson🌝🌝)

"You're beautiful. you're beautiful. you're beautiful, its true. I saw your face in a crowded place. and i dont know what to do. cause i ll never be with you" ( you are beautiful by James Blunt.)

BOOKS

this is going to be hard. i dont read that much. bcuz books are really expensive. god bless fanfic writers and ao3.

fav book genre? Fantasy, Mystery, Psychological thriller, Romance, fanfic.

fav writer? All FANCFIC WRITERS!!!! M.T Vasudevan Nair, P.Padmarajan, Malayattoor Ramakrishnan, P.F Mathews.

fav book? Verukal by Malayattoor Ramakrishnan

fav book series? none

comfort book? tired tired sea by Mediawhore

perfect book to read on rainy days? works of Mediawhore and Whimsicule.

fav characters? Yakshi/Ragini, Bheeman in Randamoozham, Fancis Ittycora Ittycora, Louis and Harry 🙄🙄

5 quotes from your fav books that you know by heart? all in malayalam. no way i can translate those.

TV & MOVIES

fav tv/movie genre ? Mystery, Crime Film Psychological thriller, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Horror, Drama, Adventure, Romance, Supehero, Anime

fav movie ? Fight Club, Chicago, MCU, Call Me By Your Name, My Neighbour Totoro, Thoovanathumbikal, Maichithrathaazhu, Blue is the Warmest colour. ( there’s too many actually. these are some i watch frequently.)

comfort movie ? Harry Potter and MCU.

movie you watch every year ? MANICHITHRATHAAZHU, it's a malayalam psychological thriller movie. Shobhana's acting in this movie is sp good and MOHANLAL💙💙 he's a gem.

fav tv show ? Dark, The Boys

comfort tv show ? Friends

most rewatched tv show ? friends

ultimate otp ? none

5 fav characters ? Clara from Thoovanathumbikal(I'll never forget her), Sophie from (Nammukku Paarkkam Munthiri thoppukal), Marla Singer from Fight Club(can you hear her whispering "slide"), Malena from Malena, Adele from Blue is the Warmest colour 💙, Loki , Bucky and a lot♥️♥️

whew this was fun!! i should read more books!!

anyone who is interested is welcome to play this. <3

Mohanlal 💙

Sophie from Nammukku Paarkkam Munthirithoppukal

Clara from Thoovanathumbikal 💙💙 she's my fav fictional character.

yaaaaay!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

#games #fun games

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themonkeycabal · 3 years

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re: Fantasy Recs

riseoftherose said: If you don’t mind a slightly younger aimed author, I still enjoy a series I first read as a kid, always thought it deserved more rep. The Land of

Sorry friend, it looks like your rec got cut off a bit there.

msprufrock said: Also aimed slightly younger, but I really enjoyed Akata Witch (and the sequel Akata Warrior) by Nnedi Okorafor. It’s a YA fantasy series set in Nigeria

Oh nice. Sounds like fun. Scarlet Odyssey is also set in a very Africa-like world, really loved that.

gerundsandcoffee said: I liked Uprooted by Naomi Novik. It’s a stand alone original but heavily rooted in Eastern European folklore.

I think I might have read that one. It sounds familiar. I’ll have to look again. Thanks!

solysgoldensun said: The Invisible Library series by Genevieve Cogman is pretty fun, involving dragons, fae, and librarians (oh my!) in a multiverse semi-portal fantasy deal with steam punk elements.

Oh nice. I’ve got a little bit of a weakness for steampunkish-ness. (oh, bonus, the first book was only $2.99. I picked it up. thanks!)

anomaly-nerd said: The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison is my current favorite. It’s a little plot heavy but the worldbuilding is fantastic and the protagonist is impossible not to love

I don’t mind plot-heavy if I feel like it’s going somewhere. Love good worldbuilding, though. So great.

Anonymous said: I highly recommend Temeraire. That series was amazing. It's 9 books, complete storyline that begins in Napoleonic Wars era Europe and then expands into almost every continent. It was just mwah *chef's kiss*. The lead characters (one human, one dragon) are both absolutely adorkable and I thoroughly enjoyed every chapter. There are serious matters and some dark chapters, but it's a very optimistic series overall, not grimdark in the least.

Oh, thank you for reminding me of that one! I have the first one, I think I read it when it came out, but I never followed up on the rest of the series.

emilise284 said: any/all of Diana Wynne Jones’s works: Howl’s Moving Castle, Dogsbody, and Fire and Hemlock are among my favorites.

Robin McKinley is also gr9, I especially love Pegasus and Chalice

if you’re looking for recent fantasy Gideon the Ninth (and sequel, Harrow the Ninth) by Tamsyn Muir are GREAT fun and very gay (but also maybe edging a lil further towards grimdark than you’re in the mood for rn)

Cool. Thank you!

backwardsandinhighheels said: For urban fantasy, I’ve really enjoyed the Guild Codex series by Annette Marie - funny with found family vibes and slooow burn romances, and the heroine of Spellbound is a normal human girl in a magic guild which gives me serious Darcy vibes

That sounds like a lot of fun. Thanks. (score, the first one is $3.99 and has Margarita in the title. Can’t go wrong there. I grabbed it.)

lady-of-luthien said: The first fantasy author I really got into was Tamora Pierce. She writes a lot of YA stuff. Song of the Lioness, The Immortals, and Protector of the Small series. All awesome.

Oh yes, I read some of those. Definitely fun.

furyleika said: Absolutely second Robin McKinley, particularly The Blue Sword and The Hero and the Crown. Also Tamora Pierce. If you don’t mind younger aimed, my absolute favorites of all time are Patricia C. Wrede’s Enchanted Forest Chronicles. Anne McCaffrey’s Pern novels straddle the fantasy/sci-fi line depending where in the timeline you’re reading. The Harper Hall series is a great starting point.

I also really like Garth Nix’s Old Kingdom series. They may be closer to grim than not, but things turn out okay! Way less depressing than GRRM. I liked Holmberg’s Paper Magician series if you haven’t read that from her.

Swordheart from T. Kingfisher is awesome and funny and romantic. It says it’s in the same series as something else of hers, but I didn’t read those and enjoyed it anyways. Okay, I’ll stop. (Oh wait! Have you read Neil Gaiman’s stuff? I like almost all of it.)

Oh, I’ve totally read Anne McCaffrey, very into Pern back in ye olden tymes.

I have the Paper Magician, but I haven’t read it yet. I just finished Spellbreaker/Spellmaker and I wanted to try somebody else first.

T. Kingfisher sounds familiar, but I don’t recognize any of the titles (maybe I read Clockwork Boys, that sounds really familiar. Or I started to read it and got distracted and forgot -- this happens). I will check out Swordheart.

Garth Nix sounds familiar, too (I am bad with names, so this happens a lot, too). I’ll check out the first one. Thanks!

And, yes, I’ve read all the Neil Gaiman things lol.

owl-librarian said: Echoing Diana Wynne Jones, Tamora Pierce, and Garth Nix rec’s. I also recently reread a bunch of Patricia C Wrede books, which are delightful. If J/YA isn’t your jam, try Mercedes Lackey; HIGHLY prolific fantasy writer. Some of her stuff is a little dated now, but gosh a lot of it is still awesome. I particularly like her Arrows of the Queen trilogy.

Oh, yes, definitely I’ve ready Mercedes Lackey. Back in ye olden days with Anne McCaffrey and Terry Brooks (I was very into the Shannara books in high school).

gothfirefaerie said: If you like amazing world building and word porn I can not recommend Patricia a McKillip enough! My favorites are alphabet of thorn, fantastic beasts of eld and ombria in shadow. Also great for world building is Michelle Sagara and her chronicles of elantra but while I wouldn’t call them grimdark they are heavy.

Those sound fun. Thank you. Love worldbuilding.

owl-librarian said: Have you done any Terry Pratchett? He’s the right kind of fantasy for me, definitely not too heavy “high fantasy” - and full of real characters and great humor! If you are intimidated by his Oeuvre start with “Guards! Guards!” or “The Wee Free Men”

Oh yes, absolutely. Great fun.

owl-librarian said: I also highly suggest the Bordertown books edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling; it was a shared world created back in the 80s for authors to play in - there are several short story collections and a couple of novels set in this town that is the border between our world and faerie. It was revived in the 2010s with Ellen and Holly Black in another short story collection.

That sounds familiar, but I don’t think I ever read any of it. Thank you, I’ll check it out.

cathsith said: @sarahreesbrennan In Other Lands is *amazing* and lots of fun and the furthest thing from grim!dark that I can think of

Awesome. Thank you.

lover-of-the-starkindler said: *nods along for most of the recs and takes notes of the others* Summers at Castle Auburn by Sharon Shinn is good; Perilous Gard by Elizabeth Marie Pope is a Tam Lin retelling set in Elizabethan England and is amazing; Woodwalker by Emily B. Martin if you like sneaking through forests and political plots…

Sweet, thank you.

Thanks everybody I will check out all of your lovely recs.

#book recs #book rec list #so many things to read #wonderful!

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