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doble-d-2 · 2 years
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…I think the SCP Foundation just found an alternate universe version of Starscream. (Or Megatron. Depends on which con you think is more useless.) XD
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I have nothing to say other than tagging everyone will be an absolute nightmare
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toonnytotal · 2 years
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you can really just draw antyhing
for context they played fnaf on the phone and got so freaky scared out that they had to sleep in the same bed. sad!
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ddrqoyote · 3 months
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173 Influential SCPs
I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.
I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.
Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.
I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.
If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.
SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT
Series I Era
SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
SCP-093 - Red Sea Object
SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine
SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
SCP-055 - [unknown]
SCP-914 - The Clockworks
SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"
SCP-184 - The Architect
SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements
SCP-990 - Dream Man
SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster
SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released
SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy
SCP-586 - Inscribable Object
SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates
Log of Anomalous Items Vol I
SCP-087 - The Stairwell
SCP-049 - Plague Doctor
Revised Entry
Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"
SCP-106 - The Old Man
SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle
Kill 682
SCP-001-Bright - The Factory
SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
SCP-895 - Camera Disruption
SCP-5308-J - The Collection
SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky
black white black white black white black white black white gray
Eldritch Application
Nobody Knows
SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake
SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path
Series II Era
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
SCP-902 - The Final Countdown
SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."
SCP-001-Swann - The Database
Bees
SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
10:30 A.M.
Ethics Committee Orientation
SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut
SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
SCP-1048 - Builder Bear
SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale
SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere
SCP-1733 - Season Opener
SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born
SCP-1322 - Glory Hole
SCP-1370 - Pesterbot
SCP-1193 - Buried Giant
SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama
SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
SCP-1867 - A Gentleman
SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair
SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere
SCP-1425 - Star Signals
SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace
SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home
SCP-1678 - UnLondon
UIU Orientation
SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place
SCP-1958 - Magic Bus
Quiet Days
Why Change?
SCP-186 - To End All Wars
Treats
SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad
SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner
SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music
SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo
The Executions of Doctor Bright
SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
The Young Man
wowwee go kill ursefl
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mothervvoid · 1 year
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ard talks about scp-5000
important note: scp-5000 is a work of fiction. it was created by the author Tanhony for the scp-5000 contest on the scp wiki, for which it became the winner. 
i will be referencing the declassified reddit post as well as >this< reddit post. 
have you ever heard the ballad of scp-5000? well if you haven’t i’ll give you a little summary here.
scp-5000 is a severely damaged suit called ‘the absolute exclusion harness’ that renders its wearer completely undetectable by man, machine and any entity supernatural, anomalous or otherwise. the suit appeared in scp-579′s containment chamber in a flash of light, severely damaged. its currently kept in a storage locker. but the suit isn’t whats important, the suit is merely a vehicle for the greater mystery here.
the suit contained the corpse of a man known as “pietro wilson” along with several files/journal entries written by wilson. only problem: pietro wilson is still alive, and still in the foundation’s employ, and more importantly: he doesn’t remember wearing the harness or writing those files.
we then launch into the story written within these files, trying to piece together just what the fuck is going on along with wilson as he makes his way across the country. he writes down what he sees, from the very first incident he encounters (his coworkers being killed by other foundation personnel that he, at first, believes are members of a GOI disguised as the foundation) to which scps have been released and the untold destruction of what the foundation has unleashed.
you see, the foundation has declared war on mankind. why, you ask? because of “IT”. 
“IT” is responsible for all of humanity’s pain, for humanity’s ability to feel pain and all of the negative aspects associated with it. “IT” tortures humans eternally, trapping their consciousnesses inside of their rotting bodies once they die to feed off of their shock and horror as they wither away. “IT” is in the consciousness of every living human, and apparently, the foundation doesn’t have enough of its magic “cure” to go around. their solution? kill everyone.
somewhere along the journey wilson acquired a briefcase (containing scp-055) that he doesn’t know how he came into ownership of, and is headed towards scp-579. he doesn’t know why, he just knows he has to get to scp-579. wilson does reach 579, but he dies in the process, throwing the briefcase at 579 as he plummets to the bottom of the hole its kept in. he ends his logs with this line:
Oh … so that's how it is.
LIFE SIGNS LOST
the actual scp article ends here too, with a lengthy bit of blank space between the final log and the footnotes. if you open up the source code, you can actually find a hidden conversation, but we’re not here to talk about the ARG elements that tanhony very cleverly worked into scp-5000′s article, we’re here to talk about what it all means.
My Theory.
several people have put forward their own theories on what’s going on. the declassified article postulates the entity, the eponymous “IT” that lurks in our collective unconsciousness, is not just responsible for pain but empathy--meaning humanity’s nature is a byproduct of whatever it needs to feed off of us. their “cure” is a set of cognitohazardous images that apparently “releases” the viewer’s mind from “IT”. 
but to me there’s just... something so OFF about how the foundation goes about this. if the entity feeds off of humanity’s pain, why is the foundation’s response to... cause more pain.
let me explain. in order to fight their war against humanity, the foundation decides to use their many anomalous creatures and items to help. for example: they release scp-682, they ask mr. deeds (scp-662) to assassinate people, they release the flesh that hates (scp-610) into major population centers. they released pictures of scp-096 onto social media, they weaponized cameron (scp-2241), they run propaganda using scp-1370, they release the builder bear (scp-1048) into paris. this isn’t even all of them. all of these scps were released to do the maximum amount of harm possible, and you know what else all these scps are causing? pain. 
but the foundation is suppose to be doing this to free humanity from an entity that feeds off pain... right?
there’s a really interesting throwaway line in a log between a member of the GOC and a captured foundation agent. the GOC is currently holed up in ganzir, a city in the middle of the atlantic ocean that was meant to house humanity in the event of an apocalypse. here’s the quote:
“(...) No matter how many times you fire Able at her, Professor Crow's Europa will rip this place open before long. (...)“
Able. capital A. as in scp-076. that able. ignoring the question of why would the GOC work with an scp when their main mission is to destroy anomalies--why is able working with the GOC against the foundation? surely they would understand his psyche finally, now that they’re free of empathy and pain, right? 
now obviously it might just be that able was one of the scps originally released to wreak havoc along with the others, only to turn on the foundation out of anger at being imprisoned for so long. he might just want revenge. the GOC might have just been able (haha) to get their hands on able’s resurrection box-coffin and are just repeatedly firing him at whatever prof. crow’s “europa” is. obviously we’ll never know for sure, but it struck me as odd. 
because of all of these factors listed above, i want to put forward another idea: whatever “IT” is, the foundation might have found something cognitohazardous, and then spread it around as an apparent “cure”. dr. bright’s dialogue offers up some evidence to the affirmative: 
Pietro: The second file? You saw it? (stands) What was it?!
Girl: Woah, cool your jets, kid. We've got all the time in the world. They were just a bunch of images - eggs, trees, religious stuff. Didn't mean anything to me by themselves, but I guess they had something encoded in them. (...)
do you know what that sounds like? the daevites have symbols that can turn anyone to their cause upon viewing them, and the scp foundation has made a similar image (scp-2140). these are known as cognitohazards, artifacts that can manipulate the mind through sight. whatever “IT” was, it might have influenced the foundation, and the “cure” they made increased its effects. 
Final Thoughts.
scp-5000 is, in the end, a story that has no good ending, no matter what. the author of the declassified post theorizes that wilson throwing the briefcase containing scp-055 into scp-579 and resetting everything is the bad ending, because project PNEUMA is abandoned and “IT” will continue to lurk in the human collective unconscious. the author of the second linked reddit post, saying they don’t like scp-5000, theorizes empathy is what “IT” is responsible for, and that the story is needlessly nihilistic. 
even with my own theory, i don’t think scp-5000 has a good ending. and i don’t think it’s suppose to. scp-5000 is nihilistic horror. it’s suppose to stick with you, it’s suppose to make you think and it’s suppose to make you feel bad and uncomfortable. that’s the point!! and that’s okay. 
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🦺Howard - He's an Anon who is part of the Archival & Transportation Division of the ASF (Dubbed the AT Division). He is a good engineer and mechanic who enjoys a nice cup of coffee after a long days work.
💠[L.I.L.Y] - L.I.L.Y stands for ArtificiaL InteLligence SYstem and is an experimental AI developed by the ASF. Overtime LILY surpassed expectations and passed The Turing Test and eventually gaining sentience and counted as a living thing by staff. She may not have much of a physical form other then a hologram but she can access most ASF Facility controls. She and Howard are friends and talk daily. (Mainly on @asf-artificial-intelligence-lily)
👁️G̸̡̾Ó̶͙Ṁ̵̤Ǒ̷̭G̷̘̔ (Or Item 445) - In the Storage Wing there is a sarcophagus with a strange human eye on it that can speak. Gomog claims to be locked within the sarcophagus and is a dldritch being of unlimited power while stating "it will destroy us all" this along with other bland threats. Whether or not Gomog is the Sarcophagus or inside the Sarcophagus is unknown. Sooo he's basically SCP-1370 but a coffin with an eyeball on it. He likes to be praised and worshiped but hates "non believers". UPDATE: Its been found that Gomog is a real entity of immense power but is not Item 445. 445 has not been informed of this discovery.
⛑️Melody Turner (Aka Medic Anon) - The sister of The Director and part of the family that adopted him [FURTHER INFORMATION CLASSIFIED]. She is a trained combat medic and member of Task Force Unit (TFU) 77 aka "The Lucky Sevens" and is known for her quirky yet serious personality always capable of making people laugh while also completing tasks efficiently.
📋Alice Jones - Alice unlike most of her coworkers is only part Anon. While her mother is an Anon her father is not and while this caused some friction in the neighborhood she grew up in she always stayed determined. She currently works at the ASF Department of Ethics and has been known to cut to the case and complete any tasks given to her. She practically runs on coffee and has never taken a vacation.
The Director: (Mainly on @director-raphael-turner)
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celestialmango · 2 years
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what scp you want scp sun moon and eclipse to meet?
1370, pesterbot. Because an itty bitty toy robot trying to threaten them and attack only to fall on its face and not be able to get up would be absolutely hilarious..
Juuust don't put it in the same room as Glitch. He'll absorb it or destroy it.
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WHY THE [Redacted] ARE YOU SO CUTE????
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Guess who accidentally created a theme for SCP-1370?
(I used BeepBox. Turns out I can be a musician.)
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carcrash-ventass · 3 years
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Thoughts?
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doble-d-2 · 7 months
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void-the-bear · 3 years
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Who would win in a fight between SCP 1370: Pesterbot and Zote the Mighty from Hollow Knight?
They both are convinced they can beat anything but couldn't harm anything even if they try, would it be a stalemate, an insult competition, or one actually hurts the other(and if so, which one gets hurt)?
Also I mean just Zote by himself, like the colosseum version, not gray prince, not endless ordeal
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lunarlight-souls · 4 years
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he hoo human au 
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So recentally my SCP wallpaper became my most liked post ever so like aaaaaaaa
For celebration purposes I made an SCP wallpaper 2.0 with even MORE lads
I lowkey forget some of their numbers but all SCPs in this are
MALO
BUILDER BEAR
PESTERBOT
ENDLESS IKEA
OLD AI
TICKLE MONSTER
BEAR WITH A HEART OF PATCHWORK
HERE BE DRAGONS
I AM A TOASTER
THE VERY ANGRY BOX OF CEREAL
POSSESSIVE MASK
THE SCULPTURE
PLAUGE DOCTOR
DOCTOR BRIGHT
THE SHY GUY
the guy were not suppost to talk about
THE OLD MAN
THE HARD TO DESTROY REPTILE
ERICS TOY
CRITICAL TOMATOES
RED SEA OBJECT
TOO MANY VOICES
PROCRASTINATIO
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via-the-ghoul · 4 years
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SCP Inktober day 11
PesterbotFacesCertainDeath.Png
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