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pesterloglog · 6 months

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Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 2742

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

GC: H3Y D4V3

GC: B1G N3WS

TG: hey

TG: have i made enough money yet

GC: OF COURS3 YOU H4V3

GC: MOR3 TH4N W3 COULD 3V3R POSS1BLY F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TO DO W1TH

GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT TH3 B1G N3WS! >:]

TG: ok

GC: 1 M4D3 YOU 4NOTH3R COM1C

TG: fuck

TG: bout time

TG: what took so long

GC: 1 R3S3NT TH3 1MPL1C4T1ON D4V3

GC: TH4T 1 4M NOT WORK1NG T1R3L3SSLY ON YOUR B3H4LF 4S W3LL 4S ON B3H4LF OF TH3 F1N3 4RTS

GC: JUST B3C4US3 YOU GO FOR HOURS W1THOUT H34R1NG FROM M3

GC: DO3SNT M34N 1 4M NOT SL4V1NG 4W4Y H3R3 4T M4K1NG YOU R1CH

GC: F1N4NC14LLY 4ND 4RT1ST1C4LLY

GC: 1TS JUST 1 DONT H4V3 TH3 LUXURY OF YOUR 3XP4ND3D T1M3FR4M3

GC: M1ST3R THR33 D4YS 1N ON3 >:[

TG: k cool lets see it

GC: 1S TH3R3 4NYTH1NG TH4T 4 HUM4N COOLK1D C4NNOT DO???

GC: http://tinyurl.com/T34CHM3D4V3

GC: 1 DOUBT 1T! >8D

TG: damn

TG: thats incredible

GC: TH3 PH3NOM3NON OF TH3 COOLK1D 1S 4 F4SC1N4T1NG ON3 D4V3

GC: 1 H4V3 STUD13D 1T

GC: D1D YOU KNOW TH4T W3 DO NOT H4V3 COOLK1DS ON 4LT3RN14?

TG: oh shit really

TG: that loud sound of shock you just smelled was my jaw hitting the floor

GC: 1TS TRU3

GC: SOM3 TRY TO B3 1 TH1NK, W1THOUT 3V3N B31NG 4W4R3 OF TH3 T3MPL4T3 TH3Y 4R3 STR1V1NG FOR

GC: 1T 1S 4 S4D SP3CT4CL3

GC: BUT 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY TH3 COOL3ST COOLK1D D4V3

GC: 4LL TH3S3 OTH3R HORNS3S 4SS3S SURF1NG ON K3YBO4RDS 4ND PUTT1NG H4TS ON TURNW4YS 4R3 4 BUNCH OF STUT1D NUMPNUTS

GC: TH3Y H4V3 NOTH1NG ON TH3 ON3 TRU3 STR1D3R

TG: yeah i mean

TG: i cant possibly argue with any of that

TG: so are we done making money yet or what

GC: OH 1 DONT KNOW

GC: T3CHN1C4LLY W3 W3R3 4 LONG T1M3 4GO

TG: yeah i kinda figured

GC: BUT 1TS 4 FUN W4Y TO STR3TCH OUT TH3 T1M3 YOUV3 GOT L3FT, 1SNT 1T?

GC: >:]

TG: im not complaining

TG: but you said there was something specific we were working toward here

TG: i mean aside from buying up all the nastiest fraymotifs

GC: Y3S BOTH 4R3 TRU3

GC: 4ND TH3R3 4R3 SOM3 YOU H4V3NT BOUGHT Y3T!

GC: TH4T 1S 1MPORT4NT, W3 N33D TO K33P YOU COMP3T1T1V3 W1TH JOHN

TG: competitive

TG: man

TG: dont matter what i do im not gonna outpace egbert

GC: DONT S4Y TH4T! YOUV3 GOT TO B3L13V3 1N YOURS3LF D4V3

TG: hey its not like the futures a mystery or anything weve both seen it

TG: well

TG: ive seen it

TG: youve just caught a whiff of it

TG: like a hungry beggar loitering cross the street of an olive garden

TG: just cause a filthy vagrants barred from entry dont mean a dude doesnt know italian foods nearby its a fucking fact to his nose

GC: DO NOT D1STR4CT FROM TH3 1SSU3 W1TH YOUR S4SSY R3M4RKS 4BOUT 34RTH 1T4L14N FOOD

GC: Y34H OK, JOHN M4Y S3RV3 YOU YOUR OWN BULG3 ON 4 S1LV3R TURN T4BL3 PR3 SCR4TCH

GC: BUT WH4T 4BOUT 4FT3R TH4T?

GC: W3 N33D YOU TO K33P P4C3

GC: 1T 1S TH3 CL4SS1C STRUGGL3, TH3 HUM4N 34RTH COOLK1D V3RSUS TH3 34RTH HUM4N N3RD

GC: WHO W1LL W1N??????? >:O

GC: (D4V3 D4V3 D4V3)

TG: yeah fine

TG: so whats the other thing we were accomplishing here

TG: does that get to be not an obnoxious secret yet

GC: Y3S, NOW 1S TH3 T1M3

GC: YOU MUST W1R3 YOUR BOONDOLL4RS TO MY 4CCOUNT

TG: ok so this was your game

TG: to get rich off me

GC: Y3SSSSSSSSSSSS >8]

GC: BUT S3R1OUSLY 1TS 1MPORT4NT!

GC: 1T 1S CR1T1C4L TO 4LL OUR PL4NS

TG: alright well its not like i even have a problem parting with this useless bullshit money

TG: how much do you need

GC: 413 BOONBONDS

TG: thats all

TG: i can afford to give you a fuckload more than that

TG: how bout i give you an even boonbank

GC: NO!!!

GC: 1T MUST B3 3X4CTLY TH4T 4MOUNT

TG: ok just to be clear

TG: thats 413

TG: not "aie"

GC: Y34H

GC: J3RK >:P

TG: whats up with that number

TG: ive seen it around

GC: TH3Y 4R3 TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS

TG: whats that mean

GC: 1 DONT KNOW >:?

TG: ok awesome

GC: 4LSO

GC: 4T TH3 3X4CT 3ND OF TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON

GC: YOU MUST W1R3 TH3 MON3Y TO MY 4CCOUNT 3X4CTLY 6 HOURS 4ND 12 M1NUT3S 1NTO TH3 P4ST

GC: MY P4ST! R3L4T1V3 TO MY PR3S3NT MOM3NT 4S OF TYP1NG TH1S

TG: you mean i can do that

TG: then

TG: why werent we just wiring money into the past for these investment escapades instead of doing all this time traveling

GC: B3C4US3!

GC: TH4T W4SNT TH3 PL4N

GC: W3 H4D TO PL4Y 4LONG W1TH TH3 ST4BL3 T1M3 LOOPS W3 W3R3 PR3S3NT3D W1TH

GC: YOU KNOW, M4K3 SUR3 4LL THOS3 D4V3S RUNN1NG 4ROUND 3X1ST3D 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3

TG: oh yeah

TG: i knew that its just frustrating sometimes its like paradox space makes you do everything the hard way

GC: Y34H T3LL M3 4BOUT 1T

GC: BUT H3Y 1TS B33N FUN PL4Y1NG 4LONG, H4SNT 1T?

TG: sure

GC: W3V3 GOT TO K33P B31NG D3L1C4T3 W1TH T1M3

GC: 1F YOU ST4RT B3ND1NG TH3 RUL3S 4ND T4K1NG SHORTCUTS

GC: TH4TS WH3N D34D D4V3S ST4RT P1L1NG UP

GC: D34D D4V3S 4R3 TH3 3N3MY!

GC: 4S D3L1GHTFUL 4S 1T 1S TO SM3LL TH31R SW33T C4NDY BLOOD 3V3RYWH3R3

TG: yeah

TG: reminds me

TG: i made you a comic a while ago

GC: YOU D1D???

TG: yeah here

GC: >:o

GC: D4V3...

GC: TH1S COM1C 1S BORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C

GC: YOU 4R3 4 R34LLY FUCK3D UP K1D

TG: yeah ok whatever you say

TG: fuckin aliens

GC: (1T 1S F4NT4ST1C, 1 LOV3 1T)

TG: ok cool

TG: hey boonbonds incoming now

TG: brace yourself six hours ago

#homestuck #terezi pyrope #dave strider #homestuck act 5 #page 2742 #homestuck act 5 act 2

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random-conspiracy · 11 months

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Ok, quick post that is haunting my mind. I just want to highlight how different are Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket's aproach and the relation with their themes.

Vriska's theme is SPIDER: Something something eight eyes, Spidermom, number 8, the femme fatale something that Hussie tryied to play in some point. The predator. And most important for this thought: Spiderweb. She has a lot of shit going on, like the theme of Luck too but lets adress this one only.

Terezi's theme is JUSTICE: Something something the allegory of justice, laws and lawyers, judge-yuri-and executor. Blindness, scales and swords, revenge, and you know the rest. Very consistent. For this tought we must focus on the concept of Logic.

Both of them play MASTER-MIND in whatever Homestuck is, but here is the neat part. Let's start with "Make her pay" (hahaha).

Vriskas aproach to this something is fucking tangled:

Use your psych8c powers to c8ntrol we8k Tavros's mind

Use Tavr8s's communion at the same tim8 to contr8l Terezi's lusus

Use your psych8c powers on Terezi via her lusus via Tavr8s AT THE S8ME TIME over wh8le Alternia

Make her 8pen her eyes and look to the 8linding light of the sun

Give y8urself a pat in the 8ack. Gr8 jo8. ::::)

Ladies and gentlemen, a master-mind! (Applauses from the crowd).

Let's see Terezi's aproach:

JUST T3XT DOC SCR4TCH >:]

Ladies and gentlemen... THAT'S IT???? She just fucking texted Scratch, he was like "LMAOn't" and made the cue ball (that Vriska shouldn't had) explode!

And we can see this happening over and OVER again. Vriska with an incredibly complex plan (like the pirate ships and whatever she did with all the people she put to sleep!) in hands, playing master-mind like a fucking Rube Goldberg machine or a casino machine. Playing her cards with all her confidence on her luck. AND IT WORKS IN SOME WAY, GOD DAMN IT!

We can see Terezi play master-mind too, and WHAT A WAY WE SEE IT. She's the mind behind the Retcon and some other ocassions like how she planned the death of John/June, Dave and Vriska. Her plans are complex but straightforward, precise like an scalpel. She plays her cards with the logic of an Ockham's razor and probably threatening your neck with it too.

THIS is the difference between Alexander's the Great sword (Terezi) and the fucking Gordian Knot (Vriska)

Both tryied to outsmart the narrative and both of them did it. But Jesus Christ.

#Homestuck #Vriska Serket #Terezi Pyrope #random-conspiracy

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horsemusicherald · 7 months

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SCR4TCHK4T - snackpack (feat. rawrity) | Trap / Hyperpop

Little bit late to the party on this one but it’s too cute to miss! This fun little collab from SCR4TCH and rawr is a super danceable song about a cute mare and tasty snacks. The combination of snappy trap drums with very warm synth sounds underneath makes it feel both contemporary and nostalgic to me; perhaps evoking the same sense of longing for the foalhood snacks that it feels like you were…

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#Electronic #Hyperpop #Original #Rap / Hip-Hop #Trap #Youtube

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bruisedreflection · 1 year

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I’ve already had 702 calories today and my BMR is only 1250, so my deficit is only 548 atm.

I really need a rest day today though. Like my body just aches, I worked 28 hrs in 48 hrs, and walked more than 20miles in those two days. Plus last night our cats were just *ScR4Tch* *3cRAtCH* *sCrA+cH* ing at the carpets and woke me up every two hours so im just exhausted. And not in the nice cosy AN way, but in the my brain is a TV tuned to a dead channel way.

I might walk later but I don’t have the mental energy I need to put on makeup an like, GO OUT. I just wanna rest. Currently sat in a sunbeam at my desk art making.

Might try and workout later but the only cals burned I count are the ones from my step tracker, I consider any other cals burned from existing as like *buffer calories* in case I miscalculated my intake.

#pro ana

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mosstalon4 · 4 years

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* want random asks?

just 4bout 4lw4ys, ye4h

#i exist #starryfansquid #frend t4g #i migiht not get to em right 4w4y tho #4ctu4lly scr4tch th4t i 4lmost definitely wont get to them right 4w4y

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lime-bloods · 2 years

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even in connection with the Dead Cherub's hiding place, Echidna's void lair beggars practical explanation... seemingly it would imply she lives in the singularity of a black hole, which makes some sense for the denizen overseeing the Space aspect; and if we take it at face value that Yaldabaoth's presence in the center of Caliborn's earth is thanks to a trip via black hole, then Echidna being there on Calliope's earth should have a similar explanation. her lairs on earth and LOFAF being identical would lend itself toward part of LOFAF being sucked into a black hole in the Dead Cherub timeline, but the lack of a matching rift in Yaldabaoth's lair tells us the two timelines probably don't mirror each other 1:1 like that.

I'm entertaining the possibility that the black hole is Echidna's "natural" habitat (again fitting for the one who presides over the Space aspect) and that when Yaldabaoth falls into the black hole, that's him taking over her spot? which is fitting for the character of Yaldabaoth and as a symbol for Caliborn's takeover of the body and the session... the slit-like entrance into the womb-void (which will "Release The Frog When The Time Comes") isn't lost on me, either

I also can't help but think of Echidna's quills' unique ability to scratch the time construct and release the temporal energy inside; the house juju that acts as a gateway to the white space is said to operate NOT UNL1K3 TH3 M3CH4N1SM B3H1ND TH3 SCR4TCH. Calliope also uses a needle/wand to create the black hole that swallows up paradox space, which makes the wand into a fitting yonic counterpart to Caliborn's phallic cane? and that wand is of course transformed later on into Doc Scratch's egg-laying gun...

#Doc Scratch being a character whose job it is to fill scratches/slits?

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 years

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Vriska, after getting her arm yeeted: tis but a scratch

Terezi: 4 SCR4TCH? YOUR 4RM'S OFF

#submission #source: monty python and the holy grail #i just had to #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #vriska serket #terezi pyrope #mod terezi #you had an obligation and you saw it through #i commend you op

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redglaring · 3 years

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GC: 1 h4v3 b33n look1ng ov3r hum4ns should3rs 4nd s1l3ntly judg1ng th31r l4ck1ng h4ndwr1t1ng sk1lls. 1 th1nk th3 book gu4rds 4r3 und3r th3 1mpr3ss1on 1 4m 4 th13f. th3y h4v3 b33n gl4r1ng 4t m3 4s much 4s 1v3 b33n gl4r1ng 4t th1s hum4ns cluck b34st scr4tch. >8/

#redglare post

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the-hs-etaverse · 4 years

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Terezi’s Search History

COOLK1D P1CS

HOW TO STOP YOUR TONGU3 FROM 4CC1D3NT4LLY T3XT1NG YOUR D34D LUSUS

NOOS3 QU4L1TY ROP3 CH34P

WH4T 1S 4 TWO F4C3

S4L1V4PROOF PHON3 C4S3

4SDHF14NDSOFNOWOFNKFDNSKNC4

HOW TO FLY 4 J3TP4CK

C4N YOU ST34L R3D P41NT SW4TCH3S FROM H1V3 D3POT

G3TT1NG UNB4NN3D FROM H1V3 D3POT

G3TT1NG 4W4Y W1TH 4RSON

SCR4TCH N SN1FF ST1CK3RS

3V1SC3R4T1ON T3CHN1QU3S

4R3 L1BR4S COMP4T1BL3 W1TH L3OS

4R3 L1BR4S COMP4T1BL3 W1TH SCORP14S

3D1BL3 COTTON

OH W41T TH4TS JUST COTTON C4NDY

#homestuck #terezi pyrope #search history #neprezi #vrisrezi #queue

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homestuck-kinhelp · 4 years

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1'LL 4DM1T, TH1S 1S R4TH3R OFF R3QU3ST, BUT DO YOU TH1NK 1 C4N H4V3 4 T3R3Z1 SCR4TCH SPR1T3 3D1T? 1 H4V3 BL4CK H41R W1TH WH1T3 T1PS, MY GL4SS3S 4R3 GR33N 4ND 1 W34R TH3 DOCTOR'S SU1T. UND3R TH3 GL4SS3S, MY 3Y3S 4R3 ST1LL R3D.

This took me a long time but it was fun! I hope this fits for you!

#sprite edit #mod derek #terezi scratch #terezi #anonymous

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pesterloglog · 5 months

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John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Terezi Pyrope

Act 6, page 7027-7037

JOHN: what?

ROXY: have you ever seen your denizen?

JOHN: no.

JOHN: well... i almost did once.

ROXY: what happened

JOHN: i was tricked into going to see him early.

JOHN: by a blind prankstress who shall remain nameless.

TEREZI: >:\

JOHN: but at the last minute, i was talked out of it by a pal from the future.

JOHN: i wasn't ready to see him yet.

JOHN: i would have died if i did.

ROXY: k

ROXY: but like

ROXY: what if u are now

JOHN: what if i'm what?

ROXY: ready

ROXY: i mean

ROXY: if nows not the right time

ROXY: then when even would be

JOHN: i guess you have a point.

JOHN: would that...

JOHN: actually accomplish anything though?

ROXY: dunno man im just spitballin here

ROXY: they are supposed to be these ginormous monsters that you either fight...

ROXY: or you listen to their riddles and they help solve all ur problems or something

ROXY: arent they?

JOHN: uh.

JOHN: more or less?

JOHN: i think their purpose is a bit more mysterious than that, and i guess more, like... majestic?

ROXY: majestic???

JOHN: i don't know!

JOHN: i'm probably not the best guy to ask about denizens. jade met hers, but she's...

JOHN: a sprite could explain it better than me. didn't you ever talk to your sprite about them?

ROXY: nah

ROXY: me and fefeta never talked much about that stuff

ROXY: we mainly traded lame puns n talked about our shitty love lives

JOHN: you did?

JOHN: wow, what kind of sprite did you even have??

ROXY: :(

JOHN: er, never mind.

JOHN: i did not mean to touch upon yet another sad subject.

JOHN: anyway, maybe you're right, and my denizen could help me with these problems.

JOHN: but at the same time...

JOHN: there are SO MANY problems!

JOHN: even if i learned to control my powers better, we would STILL have to deal with all this glitchy bullshit!

JOHN: i could zap around and fix everything, but if it's all still garbled, how would i even know it was fixed?!

JOHN: maybe you were right, roxy.

JOHN: what if it's all too much to overcome this time, even for typheus?

TEREZI: 1 H4V3 H34RD 3NOUGH!

TEREZI: JOHN, YOU H4V3 SL4ND3R3D OUR TROLL M4L3S 4S W33N13S

TEREZI: 4ND WH1L3 1 COULD NOT POSS1BLY D1SPUT3 TH1S CH4R4CT3R1Z4T1ON

TEREZI: TOD4Y 1 L1ST3N TO 3XCUS3S FROM NON3 OTH3R TH4N TH3 SUPR3M3 W33N13 H1MS3LF!

JOHN: :O

TEREZI: YOU W1LL GO S33 YOUR D3N1Z3N 4T ONC3

TEREZI: 4SK H1M TO H3LP YOU UND3RST4ND YOUR POW3RS, 4ND 4CC3PT WH4T3V3R PR1C3 H3 D3M4NDS

TEREZI: TH1S 1S NOT N3GOT14BL3!

JOHN: god, alright!

JOHN: i was going to agree to go see him anyway!

JOHN: can't a guy just think out loud a bit before making a big decision?

TEREZI: NO

JOHN: wow, ok.

JOHN: my bad i guess???

TEREZI: Y3S

TEREZI: STOP TH1NK1NG, YOU H4V3 4LW4YS B33N T3RR1BL3 4T 1T

TEREZI: L34V3 TH3 M1ND WORK TO M3

JOHN: fine, then i guess it's settled.

JOHN: i will go to lowas and see my denizen.

JOHN: but what will you guys do?

TEREZI: PROB4BLY NOTH1NG

JOHN: nothing?

TEREZI: 1F YOU 4R3 SUCC3SSFUL

TEREZI: TH3N W3 W1LL STOP 3X1ST1NG

TEREZI: 1 DOUBT 1T W1LL B3 L1K3 H4V1NG TO L1V3 TH3 R3ST OF OUR L1V3S 1N 4 DOOM3D T1M3L1N3

TEREZI: T3CHN1C4LLY TH4T 1S WH4T W3 4R3 DO1NG R1GHT NOW

TEREZI: 1 PR3SUM3 TH4T S1NC3 YOU H4V3 B33N 3NDOW3D W1TH TH3 4B1L1TY TO R3WR1T3 C4US4L1TY, NOT UNL1K3 TH3 M3CH4N1SM B3H1ND TH3 SCR4TCH

TEREZI: 3V3RYTH1NG 4S 1T 1S NOW W1LL S1MPLY C34S3 TO B3

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: ...

TEREZI: WH4T?

JOHN: i mean, even though everything in this timeline is about as shitty as it gets...

JOHN: that still seems kinda sad.

ROXY: yeah

ROXY: i think them is just the breaks dude

JOHN: i guess so.

JOHN: what do you think you will do with the time you have left?

ROXY: ummmm

ROXY: idk shit around all melancholy for a spell

ROXY: question my life choices

ROXY: probly bury my mom somewhere in the desert

ROXY: give her a quick funeral

ROXY: says goodbye to her an everything else

ROXY: and then

ROXY: curl up into a ball

ROXY: and wait to unexist?

JOHN: holy shit that's the saddest thing i've ever heard!

JOHN: argh, why'd you even have to tell me that!

ROXY: hey u asked

JOHN: no, that sucks!

JOHN: don't do that.

ROXY: meh why not

JOHN: because it's stupid plan for crappy idiots.

ROXY: j f C what a burn

ROXY: i think i might cease to exist just from that burn

JOHN: yes, laugh at my truly sick burn if you must, but everyone's getting on my case for being so defeatist, and THAT'S the best plan you can come up with?

ROXY: i didnt get on your case for being defeatist tho

ROXY: i was actin tons more defeatist than u on account of the emotions from my moms tragic corpse

ROXY: the trolls been the one bustin your windsock remember

TEREZI: 1T'S TRU3

TEREZI: 1 H4V3 B33N DO1NG TH4T

JOHN: yeah, i just think...

JOHN: no matter who's going to stop existing when, if i do something proactive, then you should too!

JOHN: even if only on principle.

ROXY: .....

ROXY: such as?

JOHN: why don't you go see your denizen too?

ROXY: wat

JOHN: that's your denizen there, isn't it?

ROXY: no thats a statue

JOHN: yes, i know it's a statue.

JOHN: i mean, it is a depiction of her, right?

ROXY: oh

ROXY: yeh

JOHN: so if i'm going to see mine, why don't you go see yours too?

ROXY: go see nix...

ROXY: why

JOHN: why not!

ROXY: cause im not the hero with the magic "fix literally everything" powers that need masterin

JOHN: no, but you still have things to learn, don't you?

JOHN: did you ever make that spike ball?

ROXY: um no

ROXY: but what would even be the point of that anymore

JOHN: i dunno.

JOHN: it's just a thing you were going to set your mind to, but haven't done yet.

JOHN: just like i said i was going to get that magic ring so you can give it to your friend. remember that?

ROXY: yeah

JOHN: i haven't done that yet either.

JOHN: but that doesn't mean i have to give up on that idea.

JOHN: what if, after i see my denizen...

JOHN: what if i could still do that?

ROXY: ...

JOHN: i'm just saying, you have no idea what there is to learn from her.

JOHN: maybe finding out what there is to learn is most of what there is to learn?

JOHN: what if making alien spike balls is only the beginning of understanding your powers?

JOHN: what if she can help you channel some sort of incredible... voidey thing?

ROXY: voidy thing

JOHN: yes, like a windy thing, but with void instead of wind.

ROXY: whats a windy thing

JOHN: a windy thing is obviously a bunch of damn wind blowing around!

ROXY: soo

ROXY: ur saying she can teach me to make void blow around

JOHN: no!

JOHN: i didn't mean it that literally.

JOHN: i mean, maybe something more abstract? like, i dunno...

JOHN: learn to phase out of reality, and somehow preserve yourself in the void, even if i alter history...

JOHN: so that maybe when the time is right, you can just... pop back into reality?

ROXY: wow

ROXY: u rly think she can tell me how to do that

JOHN: i have no idea!

JOHN: i'm just saying...

JOHN: who knows?

ROXY: not to be a wet windsock john but that sounds far fetched as heck

JOHN: ok, yes, probably.

JOHN: it just feels shitty leaving you here to have a sad funeral, and then stop existing.

ROXY: sometimes john

ROXY: u just gotta throw a sad funeral for ur dead teen mom and then stop existing

ROXY: LE SHRUG

JOHN: le shrug my LA BUTT!

JOHN: i'm not going to see my denizen unless you agree to see yours.

JOHN: that is the deal, and that's final.

ROXY: daaamn son

ROXY: as in, damn, LITERAL offspring of some peeps i kno

ROXY: shit be strict

TEREZI: 4L1V3 L4LOND3, JUST DO WH4T H3 S4YS

TEREZI: PO1NTL3SS OBST1N4CY 1S 4 SH4R3D F4M1L14L TR41T WH1CH 1S MOST UNW3LCOM3 4T TH1S T1M3

ROXY: ok fiiine

ROXY: ima go see some big ass goddess of the night if itll make u get this show on the stinkin road aready!

JOHN: thank you.

JOHN: that is all i ask.

ROXY: so uh

ROXY: now?

JOHN: i...

JOHN: hmm.

JOHN: i guess?

ROXY: hmm

ROXY: like this exact actual second then

JOHN: um.

JOHN: i don't know.

JOHN: probably?

ROXY: alright

ROXY: i guess we should like

ROXY: go then

JOHN: yeah.

JOHN: no time like the present, right?

ROXY: right

JOHN: then, um.

JOHN: so hey.

JOHN: if this works, and i somehow erase you from history...

JOHN: i mean, this version of you...

ROXY: haha

ROXY: yeah

ROXY: if that happens then uh

JOHN: it was nice to meet you... ?

TEREZI: TH1S 1S FUCK1NG BRUT4L

ROXY: :?

TEREZI: 1 4M NOT 4BOUT TO SP3ND MY F1N4L MOM3NTS SLOWLY BL33D1NG TO D34TH WH1L3 TWO HUM4N DORKS OBL1V1OUS TO TH31R OWN P41NFULLY 3V1D3NT ROM4NT1C T3NS1ON FUMBL3 THROUGH 4 DR4WN OUT S3R13S OF 4WKW4RD GOODBY3S

TEREZI: D1DN'T YOU JUST M33T, L1K3 TOD4Y??

JOHN: y..... um...

ROXY: um.... y....

TEREZI: J3GUS, SOM3ON3 FLOG M3 W1TH 4NOTH3R SH1TTY CLOWN, 1 C4N'T T4K3 ON3 MOR3 M1NUT3 W1TH YOU 4DOR4BL3 DW33BS

TEREZI: YOU C4UGHT M3 4T TH3 B444D T1M3, 3GB3RT 4ND L4LOND3. 4NY OTH3R D4Y 1 WOULD B3 T34S1NG YOU 4BOUT TH1S 1N 4 PL4YFUL 4TT3MPT TO M4K3 YOU BOTH UNCOMFORT4BL3, WH1L3 G1GGL1NG M4N14C4LLY

TEREZI: BUT LOOK 4T M3

TEREZI: 1 S41D LOOK 4T M3

TEREZI: DO3S TH1S STR1K3 YOU 4S 4 F4C3 WH1CH 1S PR3P4R3D TO G1GGL3 M4N14C4LLY???

ROXY: ._.

TEREZI: 1 4M D3CL4R1NG TH1S M33T1NG OF TR4G1C Y3T 4DOR4BL3 FUCKUPS COMPL3T3LY 4ND UTT3RLY 4DJOURN3D

TEREZI: NOW S4Y GOODBY3

TEREZI: Y3S TH3R3 YOU GO, JUST L1K3 TH4T

TEREZI: H3Y

TEREZI: WH4T, YOU'R3 JUST GO1NG TO W4LK 4W4Y?

TEREZI: HOW 4BOUT 4 HUG

TEREZI: Y3S, TH3 TH1NG YOU DO W1TH YOUR 4RMS

TEREZI: NO, NOT M3! DON'T TOUCH M3

TEREZI: W1TH 34CH OTH3R

TEREZI: OK, JUST 4 L1TTL3 CLOS3R, 4ND...

TEREZI: TH3R3 YOU GO!

TEREZI: TH1S 1SN'T BL4STOFF R3S34RCH, P3OPL3

TEREZI: 4LR1GHT, 1 TH1NK TH4T'S GO1NG TO DO 1T

TEREZI: TH3 GOODBY3 H4S B33N S3CUR3D

TEREZI: 1 M34N R34LLY

TEREZI: HOW DO YOU 3V3N FUNCT1ON ON 4 D4Y TO D4Y B4S1S W1THOUT M3

TEREZI: HOW DO3S 4NYBODY?

TEREZI: HMM

TEREZI: M4YB3 TH3Y D1DN'T?

TEREZI: 1 GU3SS TH4T 3XPL41NS TH3 M3SS W3'R3 1N. FUCK1NG 3UR3K4!

ROXY: lmao

ROXY: scarf troll ur p funny

ROXY: hope i meet ya again

ROXY: or at least some version of myself meets some version of urself

ROXY: whew wat an abstract wish! fantasy wishgiver dreamchrist dont even kno what that meant enough to make it happen or not

ROXY: he and his loyal entourage of religion-wizerds just shruggin @ eachother

ROXY: um k so

ROXY: good luck fixin all the shit john

ROXY: anyway im out

ROXY: phasin down to the core o this sucker 4 denizen timez

ROXY: later dudes

ROXY: *poof!*

JOHN: bye!!!

JOHN: heh, she didn't hear me. she was already under ground.

JOHN: but yeah, i guess i will get going too.

JOHN: thanks for the weird, angry pep talk, terezi! see you.

TEREZI: 3GB3RT, WH3R3 TH3 H3LL DO YOU TH1NK YOU'R3 GO1NG

JOHN: but you just said...

TEREZI: G3T B4CK H3R3!!!

JOHN: ok! dang.

JOHN: what is it?

TEREZI: DON'T YOU TH1NK W3 SHOULD GO OV3R TH3 4CTU4L PL4N F1RST?

JOHN: er.

JOHN: i thought we just did that?

JOHN: i'm going to see typheus.

TEREZI: NO YOU N1TW1T

TEREZI: 1 M34N WH4T YOU'R3 GO1NG TO DO 1F YOU SUCC3SSFULLY L34RN TO CONTROL YOUR POW3RS

JOHN: oh yeah.

JOHN: heh. good point.

TEREZI: SO WH4T 1S YOUR PL4N

JOHN: i don't have one.

JOHN: i mean, other than to go talk to a monster who i presume to be a giant snake, and see what happens.

JOHN: do you have any ideas?

TEREZI: HMM

JOHN: what do you think i should change, terezi?

TEREZI: 1 DON'T KNOW

TEREZI: 1 R34LLY SHOULD KNOW

TEREZI: BUT

TEREZI: 1 DON'T >:[

JOHN: why do you think you should know?

TEREZI: B3C4US3 1 4M 4 S33R OF M1ND!

TEREZI: 1T 1S MY JOB TO KNOW SUCH TH1NGS

TEREZI: 1 4M SUPPOS3D TO FOR3S33 OUTCOM3S OF C3RT41N 4CT1ONS, 4ND GU1D3 MY FR13NDS TO V1CTORY

TEREZI: BUT 1'V3 N3V3R B33N V3RY GOOD 4T US1NG MY POW3RS

TEREZI: LOOK 4T WH3R3 TH3Y'V3 L3D M3!!!

TEREZI: 1 LOST 4LL F41TH 1N MY 4B1L1T13S LONG 4GO

TEREZI: SORRY JOHN

TEREZI: 1'M NOT SUR3 1 C4N H3LP YOU

JOHN: can't you at least try?

TEREZI: TRY WH4T, 3X4CTLY?

JOHN: anything!

JOHN: like, put your hands on your head, like psychics do, and just...

JOHN: i dunno! try anything at all that might help me figure out what to do.

JOHN: i just don't want to be zapping around time and space at random, with no rhyme or reason to what i'm trying to fix!

JOHN: please terezi, just try.

JOHN: i need your help.

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