"average hermit fishes once a day" actually just statistical error. average hermit fishes 0 times a day. fisher grian, who got possessed by the ocean and has fished 10,000 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Louie: i just ended a four year relationship
Huey: oh, i’m so sorry. are you okay?
Louie: hm? oh yeah, i’m fine. it wasn’t my relationship.
*Dewey and Webby fighting from across the room*
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"will I ever see you again?" "yeah, when I die, actually."
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JN lines being attributed to GF peeps? Sure why the f not. I couldn’t get this thought out of my head, so take this sh*tty little doodle.
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not a wife or a girlfriend, but a secret third thing (a worm)
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a camp man and his gremlin son
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hades game modern au where zag has a conspiracy theory that his tutor, achilles, and his husband, patroclus, are immortal. they refuse to ever comment on it
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A unified theory of Stranger Things queer girl index finger rings
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