#Snap like a glowstick

[apostleofgreed]

Who gave me bones? I clearly don't know how to use them and can't be trusted with them.

#Crunchy girlfriend #Snap like a glowstick #Bad joints

[taravangians-storming-balls]

can't see shit in here *snaps kaladin like a glowstick*

#do you ever just wanna *clenches fist* snap your man like a glowstick #stormlight archive #cremposting #fanart #comic #kaladin stormblessed #adolin kholin #cosmere #stormlight archive fanart #the stormlight archive #taravangians-storming-posts

[catmanbowser]

Injustice hal jordan basically

They dont like him

the suspect below

#Hal Jordan #Guy Gardner #Kyle Rayner #green lantern #dc #catman's art #morning shitpost bcs someone sent me injustice hal jordan png and im terrified #i was gonna draw guy snapping him in half and hal's eyes lit up like a glowstick but i have pixel art due 9 am today also its sunday #i mean its sorta fitting he's terrifying and its also spooky month

[llamahearted]

When I watched Trigun for the first time in 2003, I legitimately thought e23 was a reveal of some sorta secret fling between Milly and Wolfwood. Kid-me just thought they were actin' way too familiar with each other for it to be their first time alone, I guess. So, here. Have the superchaste first part of their sneak-off au, after the quick draw tournament in e10

#probably gonna release the rest as a zine bc of the zesty nature of it all but #love my ocs mildred and pastor woofwoof. #thanks for being along for the ride y'all #while I snap anime canon in my hands like a glowstick #millywood #trigun #trigun au #sneak-off au #trigun spoilers #nicholas d. wolfwood #milly thompson

[callsignvoid]

i think keegan has really crackly joints (lowkey projecting rn)

and he likes to pop em all in one go and Everyone Hates it

keegan after having been idle for too long: [*popping his joints, knuckles, back, etc*]

the rest of the ghosts:

#cod #call of duty #call of duty ghosts #cod keegan #keegan p russ #sometimes after sitting down for a while he'd stand up and use the nearest wall/surface as leverage and pop his back #its very loud and very visceral and everyone is convinced he's going to snap his spine one day #i've been thinking a lot about mundane ass shit for keegan because he is on the mind #it's like an npc idle movement #he just cracks all his bones like a fucking glowstick #echoing_abyss

[jcbbby]

moments in television that I will never be over:

the end

#SNAP MY NECK DADDY #BREAK ME LIKE A GLOWSTICK #i am sorry #jamie campbell bower #jamie bower

[teammateswap-au]

berdly was able to bully susie despite her being 6ft and is built like a brick wall

#✦ ZOMB SPEAKS ✦ #{ could snap the poor boy in half like a glowstick… }

[southern-stark]

“The Apostate”

One of my Mandalorian OCs, Lina Corren (and her reprogrammed seeker droid named “Sur'haai”)

She’s a former Child of the Watch (she basically grew up alongside Din and Paz on Concordia and then their covert on Nevarro), she broke the creed when her helmet was removed/destroyed during a mission and was was cast out of the clan upon her return to the covert.

Eventually, she would end up becoming the leader of a group of Mandalorians, making a base in the Outer Rim, and going on raids against Imperial bases, convoys, and settlements.

[Artwork done by Birdy Raider on Instagram]

#star wars #the mandalorian #mandalorian oc #star wars oc #star wars fanart #digital arwork #the armorer #strong women that can snap your spine like a glowstick #Lina Corren

[reblogglelog]

I was doing my haha teehee post for this scene when I realized that Batman is a walking Trigger (capitol T) for Guy Gardner.

Sad Boy Hours: Guy Gardner

Guy Gardner has severe physical and psychological trauma. His dad is canonically physically and verbally abusive. Guy is pretty frank about it. So, Guy had problems before his frontal lobe got scrambled like an egg.

There are multiple times in the series where Bruce just has to give Guy an order and, counter to the way Guy acts with everyone else, Guy does what he's told. Now, it isn't every time. It wouldn't be Guy Gardner if he didn't try and piss off every human in existence. He knows they're going to find a reason to hate him, call him a piece of shit, so he'll give it to them on his terms. Because that's one way to cope with being the punching bag your whole life. Own it before someone else does. But, there are times Guy becomes timid in response to Bruce.

Guy Gardner doesn't know how to be quiet. There is nothing about this man that allows for subtly. It is physically impossible. The only reason Guy would be quiet is if it was to be bitchy and petulant, but that's not happening here. He's whispering and his eyes are on Bruce's hand, the hand that is gripping his shoulder hard enough to wrinkle the fabric. Guy looks stricken. The little motion lines around his head look like shaking. It's a jarring switch from the frothing man in the panel before.

All Bruce did was tell Guy to say he was sorry. Just to apologize. And he grabs Guy's shoulder. Guy doesn't have all his social tools anymore, but he has muscle memory and flight-fight-freeze, and he's using what he's got.

The "It's a start." is so disappointedly paternal. "It's a start" implies there will be more later. And later is never good.

I know it's not that deep, it's the 80s, they needed someone to be the team asshole. But, I'm also right because my brain is so juicy. Bruce is a walking trigger for Guy Gardner with his perpetual "Angry Dad" energy and the the fact that Bruce is the only one who can get away with bossing Guy around is a by-product of how thoroughly fucked up Guy's head is.

#justice league 80s #justice league international #guy gardner #bruce wayne #batman #green lantern #dc comics #cw abuse #this started on my “teehee” post before i went “ah shit oh no fuck” and my monkey paws typed this up #the more i read “its a start” the more queasy i got so now i have to yell about it #hal described Guy as a “pussycat” because he worked so damn hard to be a good man #he worked so hard to become better than the man he was taught to be #and then they snapped him like a glowstick but instead of light we just got toxic sludge #and then fucking BATMAN #now i love bruce #he's a fucked up little meow meow but dear GOD #he is the exact cocktail to molotov a guy gardner #i am down to engage in dialogue come talk to me #sad boy hours #continued

[miasmaghoul]

I have never been as Normal about an image in my life as I am about this one.

So very, very Normal.

#per eriksson #unmasked ghoul #i need to tug on those rings #and play with his happy trail #and snap him in half like a glowstick

[ancientbygone]

pact of the tome

[chain/blade/talisman]

#sleep token #sleep token art #sleep token iii #sleep token dnd #dnd au #dnd au iii #bygone art #me when. the ogther vessels represent warlock pacts. #teehee (i need to snap this critter like a glowstick)

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Can you blend Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen?

Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #(he could snap my spine like a glowstick) #(and i dont mean that in a simp way) #blend requests #toji fushiguro #jujustu kaisen #jjk #jjk toji

[70th]

so an edit just came up on my fyp showing finnick as he fell back into the water and the mutts and like…. he hit the edge of that ledge leading to the ladder hard enough to seriously break something

#the mans spine snapped like a glowstick 🙂

[cobraonthecob]

unpopular opinion but i really think that alphatauri should've been on the poster for DTS season 6 since this season was literally the season where the drivers were driving to survive (retaining a seat)

#nightfalcon posts #formula 1 #f1 #drive to survive #sure max snapping records like glowsticks is neat #but MY dts stars is alphatauri #yuki did not go through the horrors (alphatractor04) watching a revolving door of teammates and struggling to get points #just to be in one episode i'll bet

[runningliketheriver]

Posting my silly little Ripred & Gregor stories here before I post them anyways else :3

(I've never posted a full oneshot story thingy magingy on tumblr before. I actually only got tumblr recently. I apologize for any mistakes or if I do anything wrong as I'm still figuring everything out!)

"You're my best friend now, no take backs,"

Ripred lay on the grass, tuckered out and just generally needing a nap. He didn't even care enough to go back to the deadlands where he lived, not like the other gnawers particularly cared for him to be there, anyways. Half-asleep, he heard someone sit down on the field next to him. Ripred sighed dramatically, excepting a conversation to tire him even more. After a few minutes of no talking at all, he turned his head slightly to see Gregor sitting next to him with his legs crossed, zoned out. Ripred reached out and poked Gregor in the arm with one of his claws. "Hey, kid." Gregor jumped slightly, getting pulled from his thoughts. "Oh, hey Ripred. Sorry, thought you were asleep. I can leave?" Ripred shook his head. "Nah, you're not being annoying. It's not like you're bothering me with your presence or something," Ripred joked before turning his head to how it was positioned before. Gregor was silent for a few moments before he just responded with a simple, "okay." "What's bothering you, pup?" Ripred asked tiredly. He was extremely tired, yes, but he still cared. Gregor shook his head, even though Ripred couldn't see him. "Nothing, it's nothing. I'm just.. thinking..." Gregor trailed off. "and.. tired? I don't know.." Gregor sighed, resting his head in the palm of his left hand. "Then take a nap or something. That's what I'm trying to do," Ripred said, stretching. "Well you're the one that started the conversation.. Sorry, that's rude." "You've never cared about being rude before, boy," Ripred chuckled absent-mindedly. "Oh.." Gregor trailed off again, lightly resting his eyes on the ends of his palms. "I'm too tired to care about what I'm usually like.." Ripred sighed, stretched again, and stood up. He walked behind Gregor and flopped down on the field again, just behind Gregor this time. Gregor, without even realizing what he was doing at first, leaned back against Ripred who was already partially curled up. Ripred didn't mind, as that was the whole reason he layed behind Gregor in the first place. "I'm not usually one for physical contact, but we're both tired, so I'm making an exception," Ripred muttered, curling in more and wrapping his tail around Gregor. Gregor leaned his head again Ripreds neck, humming in response. "You're my best friend now, no take backs," Gregor said, immediately passing out afterwards. Ripred said a simple "hm." in response. After a few moments of making sure Gregor was actually asleep, he responded for real. "I wasn't planning on taking it back." He muttered, passing out just like Gregor did a few seconds before. Lots of people passed them during their conjoined nap. Most found it weird, some paid no mind, a small handful of people found it quite cute. But it wouldn't have mattered to either of the two, even if they were awake. For Gregor had unintentionally found a new best friend, and, even if he would never admit it in a million years, so had Ripred.

#The Adoptive Father/Son trope cutie patooties #“Ripred doesn't act like thi-” I will snap your spine like a glowstick and watch as your spinal fluid leaks out onto the solidified concrete #ripred #gregor the overlander #found family #the underland chronicles #ripred is a dad #a dilf too #but a dad nonetheless #sorry for any mistakes #its my first time #ooc #ooc ripred #ooc gregor

[scribblesscribblings]

Hee hoo I really like these NPCs

#dnd #pathfinder 2e #my art #love orc ladies #love half-orc ladies #love ladies with tusks #they are mother and daughter #and they can both snap your spine like a glowstick