#Stargate incorrect quote

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Father will come up with something.

Bruce: I will try, but despite what you all may think I am not Superman.

Jason: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Tim: No.

Dick: Never.

#source: stargate atlantis #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.

Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.

Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Colin: No.

Benedict: Never.

#bridgerton #incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #incorrect quotes #anthony bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #bridgerton siblings #colin bridgerton #gregory bridgerton #siblings abc #bridgerton family #siblings abceg #siblings ag #source: stargate atlantis #Gregory is the only one who gives Anthony respect #and that’s funny to me

[anguishmacgyver]

(insp.)

#stargate sg1 #shitposting #samantha carter #amanda tapping #daniel jackson #michael shanks #help im addicted to these #incorrect stargate quotes

[ophilosoraptoro]

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[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Daniel: how do you ask someone out?

Jack: well—

Sam: don’t listen to him. He waited 8 years and asked me out after my dad died and I almost married someone else.

Jack:…

Daniel:…

Daniel: but you said yes.

#stargate #stargate sg1 #samantha carter #jack oneill #daniel jackson #incorrect quotes #sam carter #sam/jack #of course she said yes

[the-mushroom-faerie]

Vala, after getting injured on a mission : I don't think I can walk to the gate

Daniel : fine *effortlessly picks her up*

Vala : O_O how are you doing that

Daniel : oh please, you only weigh like... five encyclopedias

Vala : note to self, scholars are built different

#stargate #stargate sg1 #daniel jackson #vala mal doran #daniel x vala #incorrect quotes #brought to you by me not understanding the weak nerd trope like books are HEAVY #and we (well not me anymore) consistently carry a lot of books around #a nerds backpack could weigh out at like 20lbs and they'll still be carrying stuff in their arms

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Jack and Daniel lying across the campfire from each other in dead silence:

Daniel: So how often do you think about the Roman empire?

Jack:

Jack sitting up in utter befuddlememt: Excuse me?

#sam is asleep #teal'c is on watch duty but he doesn't say anything 'cause he'd rather watch the show #stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sg 1 #daniel jackson #dr daniel jackson #jack oneill #jack o'neill #incorrect quotes

[sun-ni-day]

Jack + Tumblr slang

from this brilliant ask exchange with @fighting-naturalist and @stardustandtwilight

#stargate sg-1 #jack o'neill #incorrect quotes #humour #itecontest #100плюс

[cosmicgiddiness]

Jack, exploring an apparently deserted planet: Is anybody here?

Teal'c: I am here, O'Neill.

Jack:

Jack: Thank you, Teal'c.

Jack: Is anybody else here?

#stargate #sg1 #incorrect stargate quotes #jack o'neill #teal'c #stargate sg1 #incorrect quotes

[monapearlquo]

Jack: Today at 7am, Daniel poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die," and drank the whole thing.

Sam: I watched Daniel brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Teal'c: The survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me.

#stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate incorrect quotes #jack o'neill #samantha carter #teal'c #sg1 #incorrect quotes

[artistic-lightcycle]

Hammond: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

Jack: alright *shrug*

Woolsey: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

John: Can I not? *at the edge of tears*

#stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sga #sga #sg1 #general hammond #jack o'neill #john sheppard #richard woolsey #shitpost #incorrect quotes

[sepiawizarddetective]

John: We have a problem.

Rodney : No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

#incorrect quote generator #mcshep #john sheppard #rodney mckay #sga #stargate atlantis #incorrect mcshep

[anguishmacgyver]

#what a pity we didnt see more of the chaotic nerd duo #daniel jackson #jonas quinn #stargate sg1 #incorrect stargate quotes #michael shanks #corin nemec

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Frank: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.

#source: stargate atlantis #Barnaby B Beagle #Frank Frankly #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Jack, with absolutely no context: What do you want your headstone to say?

Sam: That’s a really morbid conversation

Jack: I know

Jack: so what do you want your headstone to say?

Sam: Samantha Carter O’Neill

*silence*

Jack: Sweet

#stargate #stargate sg1 #samantha carter #sam carter #jack oneill #incorrect quotes #amanda tapping #cause let’s be honest he had the ring but she probably proposed

[the-mushroom-faerie]

*sees a bean-shaped sculpture on another planet*

me : who let anish Kapoor through the stargate

#stargate #incorrect quotes #i haven't actually seen The Bean on a stargate show yet #but it would be funny