#The Time Lady

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

[radio-silents]

I call this one “cartoon mentors who went hard af from tv shows that disney didn’t deserve”

#the owl house #gravity falls #eda the owl lady #Grunkle Stan #my art #canceled WAY before their time #do better Disney!!!!! ur homophobia is showing!!

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

#meryl stryfe #trigun meryl #trigun #trigun (1998) #I haven’t actually seen tristamp #but based on the gif sets and clips I’ve seen I think it’s still accurate #weiss schnee #yeah I’m a rwby fan so what #there are probably more examples but modern media is sooo bad at writing female characters that I can’t think of any #also old time media #all media is bad at writing female characters #anywho if anyone reblogs this can they put their fav insane lady blorbo in the tags

[pikslasrce]

im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

#piksla.txt #its just like when ur trying to think of smth sexy and ur like 'ooh think. uh. hot vampire ladies uh. think think think' #and ur brain keeps reminding you of like. deadlines and chores and unpleasant memories like shoo! go away!! im trying to have a fun time #its literally that . anyways robpat SLAYED slayedddddd #hall of fame

[alexandriad]

🏺🏺

#tagamemnon #ancient greece #lesbian #someone said in notes of prev drawing that it'd be nice to see some working class ladies this time #so I got inspired and here are some less posh gals fetching water #I've spent much too much time drawing the background #pseudoart

[ladytabletop]

please practice being excited about stuff.

yeah, I said "practice". remember how much joy there was in getting a new toy/book/game as a kid, and practice feeling that excitement again. a lot of us had that instinct squashed out of us, and you may not even know that you've internalized the idea that being excited and joyful isn't "mature" or "cool".

fuck that! let yourself experience joy and excitement! part of being an adult is learning that not only should you be able to feel anger/sadness/hard emotions without suppressing them, you have to do that for joy/excitement/wonder too.

let yourself feel unhindered, unbridled excitement!

#the lady rambles #this post brought to you by me telling myself for the fiftieth time today that it's not silly to be excited for a package coming in the mai

[zoe-oneesama]

Because BARRIER!

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#we'll start deviating from canon next time I promise lol #scarlet lady #scarlet lady comic #scarlet lady au #hawkmoth #episode 53 part 8

[crowleysno1fan]

wyd when i pull up in this

#shoutout to pinterest #ninerose #doctor who #ninth doctor #rose tyler #dr who #new who #the doctor #billie piper #christopher eccleston #yall aint ready #ladies one at a time

[nightonight]

Jake the dad gotta be one of my fav episodes

#lady rainicorn #jake the dog #Jake #adventure time fanart #adventure time #nighto art

[shuueep]

Something something…

#prismo #prismo the wishmaster #jake the dog #lady rainicorn #cosmic owl #scarab #scarab the god auditor #adventure time au #adventure time #fionna and cake #finn the human #at humanized #comic silly

[ionomycin]

it's you, after all

#artists on tumblr #rainweaver #i never draw these two but they've been living in my brain for over a decade #the lady is called Lacuna #and her variably human bf is called Mirha #she's a certified monster smoocher #when and where and how will i find the time to make this webcomic finally #rainweaver has been marinading in my head since i was 16 #i'm almost 30 #how does one make a webcomic in this economy

[wombywoo]

winter ❄️⛄

#call of duty #cod #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #my art #I will not be accepting any criticisms on Ghost's babushka drip at this time ✋ #that man dresses like a russian bag lady and you can't tell me otherwise #also Soap is in a very deep one-sided argument as to why snowboarding is not for 'savages' #there have been several uses of 'radical' #at least 9

[soracities]

we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.

#the art of the novel is being radically transformed in the shape of a convo between two cleaning ladies in an office after hours. #a mechanic somewhere is dropping the most astonishing lines linking the landscape of wires & tubes to the tendons on their gfathers hands #when they taught them their first oil change or something but its happening entirely internally while theyre on their back under a hopeless #honda civic and thin lizzie is blaring on their boss' radio and they're going to forget about it this time tomorrow....... #or have another equally beautiful thought #@oliverisms and i just know this WE KNOW IT IN OUR BONES #p #idir lúibíní

[time-woods]

middle aged woman yuri (but human forms)) plus some extra doodles

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #i literally have a preference to women yet im always drawing men #LADYS ! WOMEN ! I LOVE WOMEN ! ! ! ORAHHH ! ! ! #I LOVE WOMEN WHO DONT GIVE A SHIT ! ! I ALSO LOVE WOMEN WHO GIVE TO MUCH OF A SHIT ! !

[obsob]

love is stored in the parallel play

#mine #original #ouagh . hello !! #we had to say goodbye to one of my kitties last week....she was we think maybe 16 or 17!! old lady!! #i will do a drawing for her when it hurts a little less #we are going to pick up her ashes in like. 15 minutes #ah.....th cruelty of time... #thank u all my commission people u r being very patient!! i will send sm more pics tomorrow hopefully #this and two other drawings will be new prints also!! i will probably order those this week i think #i still plan on making stickers but its too big brain for me rn sfbsks

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

#not a shitpost #related: the most powerful crafters alive are crocheters who spend 7+ years making an intricate table cloth no one is allowed to eat on #all that arcane magic into making a display object primarily for their own enjoyment #and that of the blessed few lucky enough to be invited into their home to behold what is by rights a sacred object #if you spend a certain number of hours crafting something u have the right to have it put in a shrine or museum of your choosing i think #you have imbued it with your Life Essence by sheer force of concentration and obsession it is Holy now #anyways. old ladies who knit/crochet/embroider etc are a thousands times more powerful and intimidating #than old white dudes who are obsessed with war memorabilia or whatever #i have nothing but respect awe and appropriate amounts of fear towards crafters. my liege