#This poor baby child lol

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Poor poppy, a three tiered cake is simply not big enough!

#wally darling #welcome home art #wally #poppy partridge #sally starlight #creepy #disturbing #horror #kay ima be honest #I forgot how much poppy’s design changed #And so I had to basically redo her xD #Cause I had her most recent design alongside their older designs #I was like oh phooey #I’m still struggling to figure out why he stares at certain things #This poor baby child lol #I’m actually like a super amateur artist #I need to work on my angles and proportions a lot #yus the life of a hooman

[jessiesjaded]

The Boy and The Heron, 2023.

#gonna start doing this when i see a movie bc i never do lol #the boy and the heron #studio ghibli #studio ghibli edit #ghibliedit #ghibli films #hayao miyazaki #animated movies #movieedit #filmedit #i enjoyed this a lot #dont think the small child who was in front of me felt the same tho she def got bored and scared a few times its not really a little kid #friendly film #older kid sure but not baby lmao poor thing #but yeah great animation beautiful movie

[nattikay]

baby sister!!

#poor lo'ak is grumpy because he's been ''demoted'' to Middle Child™ after ~6-7 years of being the baby lol #avatar #avatar 2 #sully family #neteyam #kiri #lo'ak #tuktirey #my art

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

Nathan took the picture.

They are waiting for Toki together with his Deadybear.

Wonder who's pillows and blankets are those. Nathan wouldn't tolerate Pickles sleeping on the steel headboard, nor having a light, thin blanket.

Family au next post

The post that set off my Family au

This scene, a bit reimagined:

#mtl #mtl fanart #dethklok #metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #metalocalypse fanart #fanart #dethklok fanart #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #deadybear #this might be the first time you'll see kid Murderface. cause I know I did. Either adult or baby. no inbetween until now #poor Murderface is about to become the middle child lol #momma pickles #family au

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

#prompts #dc #dcu #divine twitch chat #Billy has gone past panicking and is just *yep this might as well happen* #The MMM have somehow convinced half the league that Marvel was made from their magic and mortal blood a couple years ago exactly #“Why yes this is their funky magic creation child isn't he great we're still trying to get him to curse someone but he's still just a baby” #The league are all sobbing and freaking out because wtf why is Marvel now a- wait he came into existence 10 years old #What do you mean No please explain #Oh god the gods are ignoring them and bothering the poor baby marvel- #M-marvel why are you listening to them- DO NOT GO BACK TO EARTH JUST TO KICK A COP #SOMEBODY GRAB THE MINI MARVEL #How did this feral gremlin become Marvel?! #The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :) #captain marvel #shazam #justice league #mediterranean magic men #Whenever the MMM talk or do something they're partially visible like colored ghost-mists lol #It's all over once they realize they can interact with the world again #Time to pick up their funky lil dude and go on a run through the watchtower #The champion of magic has to be pure of heart to deal with the gods' shenanigans

[soupmanspeaks]

I have this silly little au where everything is sort of the same, except the Afton Siblings just talked out everything, and now Michael just has his two ghost siblings chill around him when he's working This started because I had a thought about Michael, CC, and Elizabeth having a BANGER prank idea, they're going to like, a Walmart or something, and they buy a bag of candy, and when Michael goes to check out, he's holding both Elizabeth and CC's hands. yk, normal brother stuff, the cashier asks "is the candy for the kids lol" yk, for small talks sake, and then Michael responds with "What kids?" The cashier looks back to where the kids were and finds that they're not there, as well as both of Michael's hands being in his pockets lol like fast forward to when he becomes GlamFreddy (I'd assume the fire happened in the pizza sim location because they wanted to get rid of William) and like, so many shenanigans will ensue Like, the Pizzaplex is setting up stuff for Halloween? What's better than to get real ghosts that can induce nightmares onto you! Or maybe one day, Freddy and the two will pass by the Cupcake Shoppe, which'll be selling Ice Cream cupcakes one day (those exist, right?) and Freddy'll say "Omg, look, Elizabeth, you can finally get your ice cream now!" And then Elizabeth will sucker punch him in the chest cavity Speaking of chest cavity, as they're getting the ice cream, Elizabeth points to the ice cream, mid-scoop, and says to Freddy: "Omg, look, Freddy, its you!"

Or like, idk, maybe some kid will be a bit too scared to hug GlamFreddy, or something, and then CC will just go "It's okay, he wont bite" and then just turns to look at Freddy with the most sh** eating grin ever as the guy struggles to contain a robo mental break down so many thoughts lol /pos

#michael afton #glammike #glammike my beloved #michael afton my beautiful pookie #Soup goes bonkers over Michael Afton again #fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #crying child #elizabeth afton #glamrock freddy #no because imagine that they pass by a plush baby being sold lol #they'd turn a blind eye REAL FAST #I think for a few chuckles and jokes CC and Lizzie just decide to mess with the poor person whos working in the security office at night #Michael doesn't stop them because he considers it good training lmao #he has seen the horrors <3

[squirrelpatties]

Little demonstration of how I think pizzastick would work

#pizza tower #Mr stick #scott stick #pizzahead #pt pizzastick #comic #okay so like basically pizzahead is like emotionally vulnerable because peppeepee doesnt like him #like duh dude #and like mr stick notices this and the fact that he has a ton of cash from being a child star nepo baby #and he has a devilish idea to get with him for wealth #of fourse this goes wrong cause while pizzahead leaps into his arms hes also pizzahead #like imagine being married to this man…scary #so now poor scotty is stuck in a marriage with a toony maniac who refuses to die lol #ill probably draw more of this i know this is a jokey comic but im kinda into this concept

[rebouks]

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Alma: Bruno! What’re you doing here?! Bruno: Uh-… Alma: It’s nice to see you looking so well, sweetheart.. who’s this?

Bruno: This is Ivan, a very good friend. Alma: Aha, I see. Can’t be too careful, huh? It’s a small world we live in. Bruno: Mhm, we were just leavi-…

Alma: Nonsense, Aspen would love to see you both! Go on... Bruno: Five minutes. Alma: Five minutes my ass; wait ‘til you see her.

Ivan: The fuck was that? Oscar: That’s Aspen’s aunt, I think. Ivan: How does she know Bruno?

Oscar: I’ve no idea.. go! Find out. Ivan: I guess we’ll catch up, has your mom got-… Oscar: Yeah, yeah. Relax, meet a cute baby; it’s fine.

…

Noah: Uhm-… Aspen: It’s fine, Noah. Could you give us a minute? Noah: Sure, I’ll be outside if you need me…

Ivan: You two know each other? Bruno: Alma n’ Mack were together for years, Aspen and her aunt know just as much as him. Ivan: So, you’ve known about Oscar all along?

Aspen: Not really, I suppose I made the assumption after Sidney accosted you; I didn’t know for sure until Oscar explained. Ivan: Why didn’t you say anythin’? Aspen: Would it have helped?

Ivan: I guess not… Bruno: How’re you feeling? Aspen: [chuckles] Sore! I was lucky though, easy pregnancy, easy birth; you can hold her if you want.

Bruno: Does she have a name? Aspen: We can’t decide between Willow and J-… Bruno: Juniper?

Aspen: [laughs] So predictable, I know. Bruno: She’s beautiful. Aspen: You could visit sometime, if you wanted?

Bruno: I’d rather not risk it. Aspen: Maybe it won’t always be so risky. Bruno: We’ll see.

#somnium #sims 4 #storytelling #ts4 story #sims story #simblr #ivan harper #bruno clarke #alma garcia #oscar finch #noah finch #aspen barker #juniper finch #aha poor noah.. ah yes i'll just leave the mother of my child and my new baby with these strangers from the mob 😣 #you can bet he was pacing outside the whole time lol #i think ivan's non-existent ovaries just exploded #if you look closely you can pinpoint the exact moment he falls in love lmaoo #😂🥺

[artsycooky13]

Prompt: Vonvon had a bad dream so Steven and Connie cuddle and comfort them. 🥺

it was supposed to be a smol sketch buuuut

#yeah i know i already did this prompt before but i found it again still in my inbox #so yeaaaah #stevonnie and baby vonnn #poor child had a nightmare #but dont worri mapa stevonnie is here to comfort #obvious centaurworld song reference is probably obvious #if u watch the show or heard it or smth idk #i didnt watch it i just like the song lol #steven universe #stevonnie #vonvon #my art #request #i found out the glow dodge filter so i went off #connverse

[hoshigray]

Ommgg I love this aus about Sukuna being a dad 😭😭 I just know that when you will call your child prettiest boy ever, Sukuna’s petty ass gonna be like “Tf? You saying he is prettier then me??” he will be so jealous because of his own kid omg, but in the end of the day he will destroy everything and everyone for you and his child 🤧🤧

OH PLEASE LMDAOOOOOO he's so fuckong petty even in fatherhood like hello???? Jesus, imagine you're all sitting at the dinner table for breakfast, and you're feeding your baby who gleefully eats with gusto while you praise them!! This mfer just stares at the entire display and says, "Stop babying them, let them figure out how to eat by themselves." SIR, THE BABY CAN BARELY WALK 💀💀💀💀 LET ME FEED THIS CHILD!!! His grown ass is jealous over his own flesh and blood being pampered by you, but he'd rather DIE than admit that.

But you're so right, he would do right for you and his child 🤭🤭🤭 Sure, he will definitely not baby talk to them or censor himself; however, please believe he'll step in to take care of the babe when you ask, or have a watchful eye on them whenever and wherever they play (he doesn't allow them to leave his sight AT ALL). PFFFT bye him with the other dads who complain about their babies crying whenever they're around them, and kuna's like "wow, literally could never be me; did y'all not know you're carrying the brat the wrong way or checking to see if they're ready for milk yet? Fucking dumbasses." LMFAOOOO

#FUUUUUUUCK now I'm gonna be thinking about dad kuna HELP #he's the type to eat his kid's lunch and gaslight you into thinking it's not true when he's caught #but the moment the child comes to him about someone bullying them??? #oh babes it should've been you they went to instead of him #bc absolutely NO ONE is supposed to lay a finger on his baby #lol rip to whoever that poor bastard is bc me personally I'm avoiding whoever's the kid to that man with tatts on his face like hello no #𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ⚛ 𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑨𝒔𝒌𝒔

[potionboy3]

i'm theorically taking a break from fandom but still gonna ask just because i've been wondering since the first rounds: graycrest for if they had a kid meme?

-noe

name: erin arianwyn goldcrest

gender: female

general appearence: flaming red hair, freckles, slim

personality: angry, stubborn, sarcastic, logical, charming

special talents: combat fighting, pyromagic, winning, being right, seduction

who they like better: elian

who they take after more: elian, but has a lot of prim in her too

personal headcanon: i've always said that if elian would have a child, they would be a lot like him. strong, fiery and always right. put prim into this mix and we have a force to be reckoned with. erin would be named like a goldcrest, but her middle name means woman of gray-silver. she would be in slytherin. (no shock there)

face claim: kennedy wals h

#primrose gray #elian goldcrest #graycrest #primilian #okay so clearly this poor child was raised by elian like maybe there was some scandal involved and he had to take her #and like pls dont let this man raise a child #i love her though #enough so that i used my best girl kennedy for this lol #it may be elian's only chance for a baby!! unless i turn this concept into elian and gabriels child which is something we also joke about

[jeonqkooks]

uh oh is someone on this blog angwy that i have a new husbandeu

#you’re sooooo angwy :( poor baby #if you’re on anon then you might as well just say ‘fucking’ #’fawking’ lmao you dumbass child #you even went on my other blog to say it lol. did you like looking at my husbandeu over there

[rimouskis]

I have never forgotten how my dad and I helped my 30-year-old cousin move apartments in the heart of the city and he didn't even pay us in pizza. Elliot what is wrong with you

#the answer to that question is obviously that he is the only child and son of a divorce #I love his mom so much but oh my god was that boy babied #he didn’t even have his CLOTHES PACKED when we arrived #oh btw fun fact: finally learned why his parents divorced like literally this year #his dad is gay. which. slay glad there's more than one of us in the family ig #tho my poor aunt lol

[padfootastic]

Harry gets his heartbroken and Sirius is immediately advocating homicide or perhaps maiming; Lily is patting Harry’s back as he cries, wordlessly attempting to communicate “if you don’t start offering solutions that are legal and won’t end up with us in jail, I will start screaming at the top of my lungs” through her stares alone

exactly this. harry goes to james when he gets his heart broken bc he knows his dad is the least likely to Commit Violence and also he kinda gives the best hugs and his comfort food is bar none.

but of course, nothing in the potter-black household is really a secret so it eventually comes out and james really is regretting not having three hands (one to comfort harry and the other two to hold sirius & lily back)

#sirius black #james potter #harry potter #lily evans #remember when i said my hc is that sexism doesn’t exist in the WW? #so l&s will be equally pissed of at ANYONE who hurts their baby #harry has had multiple conversations w them re their inability to let things go #because the poor child is the one who has to deal w the aftermath of three overprotective parents lol #pen’s asks

[theangrypomeranian]

one thing I worry I haven’t portrayed well enough in Baby Steps is Zeke’s relationship with his mother and how his unwavering love and devotion for her is kind of toxic and something he needs to work on, because for all his talk of boundaries he is incapable of setting them with her

#sally speaks #casual affection au #baby steps #zeke bob's burgers #zeke tisdale #holly anderson #like holly absolutely fucked him up as a child both mentally and emotionally #he had to take care of her when she was the one who should have been taking care of him #the mental scars he has from his past with her are as plenty as the ones on hos hands #and even though she's now actively working on getting better she has a long ways to go to make it up to him #and truthfully he probably shouldn't forgive her as quickly as he will but that's just how he is with her #he sees holly in every relationship he has #romantically and platonically #this poor boy needs so much therapy because of her lol #i listened to chasing shadows by alex warren and was hit with feels okay

[labcampkill]

Dwight are you okay? Show me where the Doll hurt you!

Dwight screeches around a corner while being chased by a creepy looking red head doll. "That wasn't me, but I don't think i'm too far behind!" "Get back here and die!" he hears the new killer growl. "Gotta go!" Dwight books it for the nearest pallet.

#dead by daylight #dwight fairfield #child's play #chucky #charles lee ray #run dwight run #goggles dwight #bhvr sure likes having the new killers murder my poor baby boy lol