#Tumblr ™

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

how goes it? the sky that is

how many colors of the sky are there? do you have a favorite? do you love the color of the sky???

........which one????

why yes! I do in fact love the color of the sky! but it's so hard to choose a favorite, so I simply must share them all :)

those are my favorite colors of the sky! i hope you enjoyed them :)

#also yes I did have these photos readily available and could do this again #:) #color of the sky #long post #the hellsite answers #ask #Tumblr ™ #i love tumblr #colors of the sky #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit

[the-curators-bullshit]

So I saw you asked for more rickrolls but I have a rickroll story I reckon was kinda fun.

So I was asked to play clarinet for an awards ceremony in when I was in middle school. Backing music while some kids got awards, no biggie, easy enough, I'd been playing for years already. So it's the night before the ceremony, and I completely forgot about it. And I didn't have any solo pieces. So I went through all the sheet music websites, memorised all the youtube tutorials, everything - cause I needed a good 10 minutes worth of music. I ended up printing off like Colours of the Wind from Pocahontas and some other stuff.

Anyway, come to the day, and I go on stage to play. And the chaos demon in me was like "nah, forget normal songs, play Never Gonna Give You Up" (because I had the sheet music for that next to my printed out normaller stuff).

So I listened to the chaotic thoughts, but I didn't want to get in trouble, so I just slowed it down, played a bit with it (I'd been playing jazz for years, so I was used to mucking around with melodies), and yeah, I just rickrolled all 500 kids (and parents and teachers) there.

So that was fun.

(I just remembered I had this video of it actually: https://youtu.be/nsCIeklgp1M?t=5 )

THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF STORY I NEEDED TO HEAR RN OMG THANK YOU!!

and also that is ICONIC?! you are an icon, thank you for sharing!!!

also the VIDEO OMG!! having a visual just makes it even more iconic, thank you :)

#the curator answers #the curator’s bullshit #ask #rickroll #rick astley #rickroll story #Tumblr ™

[animalsandskyyy]

ummmmmm wtf-

nooooooo why would they do this?!???

#grace is dramatic #Tumblr ™ #Tumblr #staff #Tumblr update #I hate it #thank I hate it

[thecursedquoteshop]

have I committed to the bit so hard that I made a tumblr, pinterest, AND redbubble to post about really cursed quotes and phrases??

yes, yes I absolutely did that

enjoy :)

#the cursed quote shop #quotes #shop #redbubble shop #redbubble #pinterest #tumblr #Tumblr ™ #buy my stuff pls #cursed shit

[fuckermcfucker]

Ladies and gentlemen, them

#tumblr #tumblr ™ #tumblr icon

[spartanlocke]

tumblr users all of a sudden: oh yeah this website is SO good for art hehehe it’s waaayyyy better than twitter it’s so supportive of artists we love art so much here uwu art for the win!! ✨ 😘 💕 😋✨ artists who have spent the last 4+ years on their hands and knees begging people to reblog their art just to be ignored every single time because half this website acts like their nuts will be ripped off with the claw end of a hammer if they reblog a single drawing:

#jem blogs #i'm gonna get shit for this but i think it genuinely needs to be said #YES function-wise tumblr has definitely proven to be best for artists #but people suddenly acting like they support artists when they've been refusing to reblog our art for years - #despite knowing it's the only way for our art to get traction? #- that's some Bullshit™ #anyway thanks and love to all my mutuals who always make sure to reblog my art you've kept me going for so long ♥ #everyone else START REBLOGGING ART OR SIT DOWN

[reginaldqueribundus]

taken out of context, Goncharov is actually one of the funniest characters of all time.

he refuses to have sex with his hot wife. she invites him to dinner with Sofia (and was almost CERTAINLY going to propose a threesome) but he's like no thank you. i have to go stare into Andrey's eyes for 3 hours. he gets a motorcycle and crashes it 10 minutes later. he gives a eulogy at the funeral of a guy he killed. he picks a fight with a grandfather clock and the clock wins. his wife loses the mansion in a poker game because he was busy throwing a tantrum in his man cave and then she comes home and points a gun at him and he looks at her like a middle-aged suburban dad whose kids just broke the TV remote for the fifth time.

#probably why this hellsite latched onto him #tumblr loves a weird guy #goncharov #a post by me™ #unreality #10k

[buggachat]

adrien is acespec, autistic, genderqueer, and arguably not human (sentibeing). he does not realize any of these facts, however, because that would require knowing himself. which he does not

#Serious™ addition: all he knows about himself is the masks he wears #REAL addition: all he knows about himself is that he really likes saying ''meow'' and doing little catgirl poses #''actually there's no way he's—'' thats what HE WANTS YOU TO THINK #sitting here thinking to myself hmmmm perhaps i will make a tumblr post dedicated to ME!!!!!! [hits post]

[preserve-or-raze]

Polls: A Collection

#Tumblr ™ #for context: i refuse to update ios to support the version of tumblr w polls #op

[beardedmrbean]

#ancient sins #the discourse™ #has tumblr destroyed this one too I wonder

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

just for hypothetical research purposes….

#hellsite hall of fame #dashcon #dashcon 2 #dashcon 2.0 #i’m still advocating for dashcon 2.0 #Tumblr #tumblr con #tumblr ™ #hellsite #hellsite ™ #poll #polls #I love polls

[markscherz]

Hot damn. Great question, I'd love to tell you.

High Fantasy

Look, this rainfrog is called Breviceps bagginsi, so I don't have a lot of choice, now do I?

[src]

Also, I would go with them to the end. Into the very fires of Mordor.

Low Fantasy

Phyllomedusine hylids have a certain weird clown marionette vibe to them. Just look at these Pithecopus rohdei.

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Lovecraftian

The male Rhinoderma darwinii raises his tadpoles in his vocal sac.

Sci-Fi

Gephyromantis pseudoasper sometimes wear handsome stripes—very Space Age™

But more importantly, their calls evoke a battle with laser-blasters.

I filmed this calling male in 2017 at an obscene hour of the morning.

Horror

Trichobatrachus robustus, aka the Hairy Frog, has flanks and thighs covered in weird, hair-like outgrowths that increase oxygen exchange over its skin, and BREAKS ITS FINGERS TO STAB YOU WITH CLAWS MADE OF BONE

[src]

Romance

Breviceps males physically glue themselves to the back-ends of females, and if that's not romance, I don't know what is.

[src]

Comedy

Nyctimantis arapapa are probably amongst the funniest-looking frogs out there.

[src]

Adult

The 'poly' in Polypedates may be a double entendre

[src]

Crime and Mystery

Calyptocephalella gayi is a Galaxy Brain frog.

[src]

Speculative

Myobatrachus gouldii is basically what would happen if you decided to try to build a turtle, but you only had frog pieces in the kit.

[src]

#frogs #animals #zoology #herpetology #literature #Answers by Mark #tzigi #it literally took me an hour and a half to choose frogs for the different genres #so many to choose from #but they have to have the right Vibe® #some I am still not sure about #but a few are definitely Right™ #tumblr ate the original ask #so I had to make do with a screenshot #thankfully it didn't throw away the entire post after all that work

[animalsandskyyy]

wtf…. how?!??

#10000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you #I never post the tumblr achievement things or whatever #but i’m somehow shocked by this??? #granted i’ve had this account for like 4 years #but still?!??? #10k on this blog alone?!?? #huh #grace is dramatic #tumblr achievement unlocked #what are these things called??? #Tumblr ™ #10k likes

[oldshrewsburyian]

Will a *checks notes* YouTube personality scandal finally convince people that training is necessary to do history responsibly and well, and that examining the qualifications of self-labeled "historians" matters? Probably not, but I can dream.

#history side of tumblr #and the internet drama™ du jour

[sandushengshou]

Pushing Daisies | 2x04 “Frescorts”

#televisongifs #leepaceedit #useroptional #userbbelcher #dailyflicks #userthing #scifigifs #tvedit #usertelevision #pushing daisies #* #i thought a lot about how to start pat friday™ and as i wrote down ideas for sets i kept coming back to this scene #i don't even know if you have watched this show haha but it's the message that matters #i'm glad screaming about reincarnated heavenly beings brought you into my life #did i just call being on tumblr a strange hobby? #it wasn't my intention lol #this is a day late but it's going in the #pat friday™ #tag #qt pie

[spartanlocke]

every time i say tumblr staff (and tumblr itself let's be real) made social media worse by never punishing harassment, allowing people to get comfortable pushing cancel and callout culture so they could harass and dehumanize anyone (especially minorities) they want without ever having to worry about consequences, an attitude they brought with them to other websites like tiktok and twitter after the 2018 porn ban....

This is what I'm talking about. tumblr staff doesn't give a shit if you're stalked and harassed, but if you're a trans woman posting selfies? instant ban.

tumblr staff has NEVER done anything to protect its users, but now they're actively participating in doing the harm.

#jem blogs #tumblr #staff #transphobia #social media #and if all that shit isn't annoying enough i now have to constantly hear about how tumblr Is The Only Good Website Now™ #like no the FUCK it's not #tumblr's been harassing people for fucking ages and now staff is *openly* jumping in on it too #stop trying to revisionize tumblr into your perfect uwu website and acknowledge the bullshit going on right now #and no i'm not saying tumblr invented callout culture obviously the act of digging up dirt on someone to punish them is nothing new #i just say that on the internet? i have pretty good reason to belive tumblr's been doing that longer and more actively than other websites #john green and xkit guy being two of the oldest examples of people being accused of being predators/pedos with no evidence #and having to leave the website to protect themselves