#Twincesters are psycho

[suckittwincesters]

#game of thrones #got #Braime #Braime Fanfiction #Jaime x Brienne #Jaime x Brienne Fanfiction #Brienne x Jaime #Brienne x Jaime Fanfiction #Twincesters #Jaime x Cersei #Jaime x Cersei Fanfiction #Ao3 #fanfiction.net #@joanna-lannister #@onlyforcersei #@jaimeetcersei #Twincesters are vile #Twincesters are psycho #twincest is shit #Jaime x Brienne is OTP #suck it Twincesters

[littlebrotherteam]

Sometimes I’ll be just living life and suddenly I am hit with the fact that Bisco Hatori gave Tamaki, Haruhi, Mori and Honey canon endgame marriages as well as a lot of side characters such as Kasanoda & Mei , but both the twins and Kyouya are left open ended regarding whom they will KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE with, and in their epilogue sensei was like :

“As for Kyouya who knows if he will suceed the business all I know is he loves his cat . Btw he says he will marry a woman that brings merit for his family but what if he KISSES KISSES FALLS IN LOVE instead ?? As for Kaoru and Hikaru they love their sister and work as a fashion designer and graphic artist maybe ?? Anyways FEEL FREE TO LET YOUR IMAGINATION FLOW (write fanfic pls) ”

Love that for them. Love that even more because the end was like Honey the knows-all going “that was an unexpected development for Kao-chan !! btw Kyouya is ur heart busyyy ??” and Kyouya is all “NOoOoOoOoOoOoOo NOT ME that couldn’t be me nuh we’re happy with this but I will marry someone for BENEFIT >:) ” and Bisco Hatori is like “yeah I guess ... but wouldn’t it be nice if he fell in love too *wink wink* incidentally the twins are single ” 

 Love how sensei just laid out the blueprint n was like “but do whatever u want” . . . how to Hide Your Gays in plain sight . . .

(super late edit just bc felt I wasn’t properly conveying the meaning of メリット whichi is p much a false cognate when I first posted this I was too excited sry)

#kyokao #musings #not me violently writing a manifesto in my head on how they were cats in Alice chapter in both manga & anime and Kaoru was neko in twincest #that couldnt possiblyt be me #what psycho thing to do !!!!!!

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 1

Norma and Norman Bates sculpture by artist "Rainman," titled Murderer

Propaganda under the cut:

Dante/Vergil:

The entire game is about how the power of twincest and a little gratuitous dadson/unclenephew can overcome the cycle of generational trauma

They are half-human half-demon twins who got split up when they were 8. Dante is the more normal one although he is mega depressed and doesn't like being around full human people. Vergil is kind of the evil twin although he is not that evil

They meet again when they are 19 and fight a few times and generally seem like they don't like each other (at one point Dante says "how about a kiss from your little brother" before pulling out a gun) but later on they team up and act like the brothers they once were

Vergil jumps into the demon world (and it's implied that it's a kind of suicide attempt, I think) and stops Dante from reaching for him. Dante is very emo about this and basically considers Vergil dead. He then names his devil hunting business Devil May Cry after how he cried because of Vergil

10 years later Dante comes across a brainwashed Vergil and kills him, not recognizing that it was Vergil until he is dead and gone. Dante is very emo about this

Like 10 years after this Dante comes across Vergil's accidental kid and acts like a distant enigmatic uncle toward him. Like 5 years after that, Vergil is back and splits himself in half, and when one half tells Dante that the evil demon they need to stop is Vergil's other half, Dante gets super pissed at him because he thinks he's lying and doesn't like people using Vergil's name in vain, I guess.

Eventually, both halves of Vergil recombine and he and Dante fight again but Vergil's son tells them to stop doing that and they're just like "okay".

Then a portal is opening to the demon world so someone has to go there and stop it but they'll be trapped there. Both Vergil and Dante go. Vergil tells Dante he doesn't need his help and that he can leave but Dante is like "no 🥰". We see them fighting in hell (in a friendly way) and fighting other demons together, just generally having a good time. Currently, they are still trapped there.

TLDR: Dante is very depressed when it comes to Vergil because he's lost him like 3 times and just wants Vergil to be alive and with him. At the end of the last game, Dante is super genuinely happy with Vergil in the demon world. We see less of Vergil's side of things, but he loves and hates Dante because he feels inferior to him (for mommy issue reasons). Vergil only smiles around Dante and honestly likes fighting him for fun. There's a lot more I could say but this is already so long so... They are complicated but they love each other <3

Norma/Norman:

The weirdest, most charming mother/son duo ever. Bates Motel took an interesting story and turned it into something greater, exploring Norma and Norman's relationship with sincere sympathy. Their love for each other is beautiful, but destructive; their intimacy was born out of necessity and shared pain; the world won't leave them alone. It's awful to witness. It's beautiful and heartbreaking.

i mean COME ON. Norma is constantly upset that Norman expresses interest in other women. She hid her husband from Norman because she knew Norman would throw a hissy fit over them being together (which he did)

He tried to commit murder-suicide so they could die together and when he survived he taxidermied her corpse so they could be together forever

Norman “It’s like there’s a cord between us” x Norma “Honey that’s - that’s from Jane Eyre” are everything to me. I’m barely scratching the surface in doing justice to their insanity. They mean everything to each other and I love their fucked-up codependency so dearly.

After he killed her he couldn't live without her so literally absorbed her personality and started wearing her clothes and speaking for her and carrying her corpse around and when a woman he was attracted to showed up at the hotel he killed her as his mother bc of his mother's jealousy??

#tumblr polls #tournament polls #incest poll #dante/vergil #devil may cry #norma/norman bates #psycho #bates motel #tw incest #round 1

[truly-morgan]

[Age Swap, Twin brothers]

Ekubo + Yoshioka | Mob Psycho 100 Age Swap AU 22-12-2022

Ekubo who got exorcised (by whom we ain't sure) but is reborn, with his memory and maybe some leftover psychic powers, and is now the twin brother of Yoshioka. He tries to live a normal life.

He's seen as a weird kid (because of the way he acts so differently from other kids and his powers), but it's okay because Yoshioka will always be by his side no matter what 😊. Bonus point because his twin loves seeing him play with his powers.

But maybe he's not able to control them as well as he did in the past, which sucks, seeing that he's a lot less powerful too.

I can just imagine Yoshioka dragging Ekubo to the s&s office after hearing about it from Reigen. He wants to help his brother!!

Could be extra funny if somehow, when he was 13-14, Mob was the one who exorcised Ekubo and sent him to be reborn (accidentally or purposefully).

if so, the idea that Mob feels something familiar coming from Ekubo but doesn't really do anything about it because it really doesn't sound like a possession case nor does Ekubo seems ready to do anything bad

God, now I wanna write a full story about this 👁️👄👁️

Lol, also can't stop thinking about some twincest ideas Yoshioka really loves his brother a lot

Original

#tweet archive #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #ekubo #yoshioka mamoru #age swap au #twin ekubo and yoshioka

[iwaasfairy]

HAIkYUU

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all ficlets + thirst navi + atsuko masterlist

headcanons

your toxic traits + hq car guys + diamond graves masterlist

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KAGEYAMA TOBIO

pressure | tw asphyxiation, hard dom tobs

untitled | tw twincest, possessiveness, breeding mention

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MULTI

yandere aoba johsai, one darling

big four drabble | tw manipulation

horrid, horrid pt2 ft. oikawa, iwa, mattsun, makki | tw mafia, noncon, coercion, fivesome, hard doms, collaring, blood

pink lemonade //abandoned | tw cheating, ft. oikawa & iwa

halfway to the end | tw cnc/noncon, threesome, fear play ft. oikawa & iwa

step one | tw serial killers, gore, noncon ft. oikawa & iwa

OIKAWA TOORU

untitled | tw breeding

butterfly kisses | tw yandere, somno, noncon, body worship

bigger, better | tw stepcest, manipulation, daddy, princess

dawning | tw stepcest, noncon/dubcon, breeding

forget-me-not | tw yandere, noncon, obsessive ex

ambush tactics | tw noncon, stepcest, threesome ft. iwa

winter roses | tw yandere, babytrapping, dubcon/noncon

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

nothing at all | tw incest, pining, begging

untitled | mutual pining, fluffy?

shut up | tw possessiveness, daddy, spanking, jealousy, semi-public, hard dom

honest || you are | tw stepcest, daddy, manipulation, coercion, age gap

like they do | tw incest, threesome, big bros hajime n shugo, manipulation ft meian

lovely greed | tw puppy reader, petplay, service dom n baby

april fools | tw ddlg-ish, daddy, subspace, age gap

salvation | fantasy au | tw noncon, size kink, master

iwa birthday week masterlist

venus flytrap | tw dubcon, jealousy

ambush tactics | tw noncon, stepcest, threesome ft. oikawa

decline of power | tw cucking, sub/dom, sizekink, ft oikawa

marine blue | tw noncon, breeding, interspecies, size

fixed | tw incest, choking, oral fixation, spit

MATSUKAWA ISSEI

I.L.Y | tw soft, ddlg

nightshade | tw incest, blood, size

loaded | tw incest, breeding, coercion (ft oikawa)

tranquil | tw cult, moresome, free use, coercion

psycho killer | tw slasher!mattsun, noncon, blood, fear play

HANAMAKI TAKAHIRO

buon appetito | tw pet play, daddy, sub/dom themes

if you do | tw incest

KUNIMI AKIRA

if love was ours | soulmate au | tw incest, noncon/dubcon, coercion

KYOUTANI KENTARO

nothing yet

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KOZUME KENMA

nothing yet

KUROO TETSURO

tricky words | tw yandere, bullying, mean!kuroo, coercion/noncon, dacryphilia

here, i want you | tw killer!kuroo, yandere, noncon, somno, blood, violence

where sins die | tw incest, dubcon, gaslighting

mouth | tw dubcon, branding, blood, knife play

slice | tw killer!kuroo, pseudocest, blood, gore, violence

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BOKUTO KOTARO

misfit | tw size kink, branding, good girl, soft dom!bo

AKAASHI KEIJI

nothing yet

KONOHA AKINORI

nothing yet

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USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

nothing yet

TENDOU SATORI

nothing yet

SEMI EITA

absence (skate rat au miki is the brain behind this operation not me) | tw: dubcon, unhealthy relationships, meanie!semi

KAWANISHI TAICHI

crybaby | tw dubcon/noncon, darcyphilia, gaslighting, manipulation, taichi just being grimy

SHIRABU KENJIROU

nothing yet

GOSHIKI TSUTOMU

nothing yet

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MULTI

nothing yet

MIYA ATSUMU

immoral | tw cuckolding, soft dom!tsumu, emotional cheating ft sakusa

01 mirror | 02 indelible | tw incest, noncon, jealousy

true green | tw stepcest, possessiveness, jealousy

milkyway | tw a/b/o, dubcon, jealousy, captivity, breeding

jitter | tw manipulation, anal, misuse of power

adore l'amour | tw noncon, yandere esque, virginity, creampie

MIYA OSAMU

01 mirror | 02 indelible | tw incest, noncon, jealousy

SUNA RINTARO

poisonous | tw incest, dubcon, voyeurism

ARAN OJIRO

leader | tw stepcest, overstim

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FUTAKUCHI KENJI

remittere | tw soft dom, daddy

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SAKUSA KIYOOMI

immoral | tw cuckolding, soft dom!tsumu, emotional cheating ft atsumu

bluebell | tw incest

magnesium | tw horror, noncon, blood, knife play

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DAISHOU SUGURU

shhh | tw possessiveness

༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ 𝐌𝐒𝐁𝐘 ۪۪۫۫ ༄ؘ

get set | tw gangbang, cockwarming, anal, bf!meian, service doms ft msby + fukuro

MEIAN SHUGO

make it | tw size kink, stepcest, daddy, pining

petulant | tw size kink, stepcest, jealousy, branding

like they do | tw incest, threesome, big bros hajime n shugo, manipulation ft iwa

off your tongue and onto mine | tw priest!meian, sacrilege, god complex, size

stranger | tw yandere, implied noncon

deficit | tw incest, dubcon, manipulation, intoxicated!reader

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HIRUGAMI FUKURO

nothing yet

NICOLAS ROMERO

nothing yet

HOSHIUMI KORAI

nothing yet

#navigation #blog construction #masterlist #haikyuu!! #hq

[mady871]

QUESTION

is it at all possible to block either a fic or an author in ao3?

there has been a couple of twincest fics in the jaime/brienne tag! if i wanted to see that i would have favorited the relative tag(pun intended!), but seeing that i am not a psycho who ships twins incest, i feel like i should be bloody able to opt out from even seeing it in the j/b tag! thanks.

#brienne x jaime #jaime x brienne

[yandere-house]

Favorite yandere boy from each of the CDs of Yandere Heaven and why 🙈

((You mean to make me pick one out of two boys of each CD Drama? Mmmmm...))

((1rst: Kakeru, that should be obvious. He is really cute looking and I like his voice))

((2nd: No contest, both Sakae and Takaaki are fine))

((3rd: Naohiro. Because twincest is relatively less icky than parental incest. He also looks fine and I like his dynamic with Kakeru and Atsushi))

((4th: I actually like Makoto more! I find the idea of dumb dumb rich boy who is also your childhood friend more cute! I also imagine he would be like, psycho Tamaki or something. Mostly because of some fancomics portraying him like that. Sadly, I never got to roleplay as him))

((5th: Wakasa. I like his far more livelier personality, and his photography hobby. He also seems to go crazier imo, at least due to the contrast))

((6th: No contest. Both of them are alright? But I also never got a chance to roleplay as either of them for an extended time))

#yandere heaven #yandere heaven kakeru #yandere heaven naohiro #makoto yamashina #wakasa saionji #ask #answered

[captainimfangirling]

I have a theory that Love is a psycho like Joe. Please don’t spoil it for me if I’m right but the red flags for me is her very close relationship with her brother. I’m thinking twincest. Maybe she’s obsessed with Joe? Would be hilarious if Joe is freaked out by that because I member when he talked crap about Peach doing the same damn things he‘s been doing to Beck.

#Joe Goldberg #You #netflix #peach salinger #guinevere beck #love quinn

[agathabridgerton]

A 2004 Kid Watches GoT S1E1

That’s me, I just finished watching the very first episode of Game of Thrones. I was live Tweeting, but now I’m going to ruminate using my Tweets before watching episode 2.

First off, there’s a lot of problems with this show. It’s nothing obvious, but I feel like I need to say it because it’s a big problem: there’s a lot of unnecessary nudity of women. Sure, the actresses are consenting, but that doesn’t make it right. Just because a character is nude doesn’t mean the camera needs to show her boobs or naked body for fuck’s sake. Maybe if men were also nude as much it wouldn’t be so bad, but they aren’t. The writers of Game of Thrones sexualized women, which is abhorrent and disgusting. They “had” to age up the characters for nudity and sex scenes that were either unnecessary scenes or could not display nude bodies! It’s, quite frankly, disappointing. I just needed to get all that out.

Onto my actual thoughts of the first episode.

YO WHY TF DID THE NIGHT KING HAVE A HORRIBLE DEATH SEQUENCE WHEN THE WHITE WALKERS WERE LITERALLY THE FIRST PLOT THREAD INTRODUCED & THEREFORE THE MOST IMPORTANT?????? (like seriously, wtf. he’s literally the main villain of the story!!)

(okay but like what is the symbolism for?????)

oh lawd Arya is a feisty one and Bran’s super soft oh fuck I love: them. (YOU HEAR THAT?? I LOVE THEM!)

Jon, bby, ur a real Stark. (but seriously he’s literally a Stark. his mom’s Lyanna he’s legit a Stark lmfao no infidelity here, Cat.)

Oh shit NED U BETTER NOT—YOU BETTER BE THE “winter is coming that means white walkers” TYPE OR I WILL RESCIND MY MISPLACED DEVOTION TO YOU.

Omg direwolves i’m OMG JON’S A SMART ONE! HA! WHOULDA THUNK?

Lol Jon’s a real Stark fuck off Theon

If I have to watch Cersei and Jaime be romantic or sexual istg i’m gonna throw up a little in my mouth.

Please don’t hit me w twincest in the first episode prayers as I take a bathroom break (they hit me with the twincest 😭)

Also, King’s Landing is soooo beautiful!

*squeals in Jaime-gasm*

ah...ahaha... He’s so hot i’m STOP LOOKING AT CERSEI JUST STOP STOP STOP IF HE MAKES ANY SORT OF LOOK OF LOVE AT HER I’M GONNA LOSE MY APPETITE.

Oomf me ser why is he so hot my GOD BRIENNE IS SO LUCKY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 KBDJDVSIBSJDBDKDBDKDNKDBDKDNDKNDKDBDJDBKDBDNDBDNDBDJD

Okay but in all seriousness, who died? *Opens character guide* ohhh ok idc abt him lol

I was about to press play but...I just wanna appreciate Jaime for a moment. You know? Just...the outfit is...damn.

Also idk if i’m ready for this conversation between Jaime and Cersei. PLAY—

HE LOOKED AT HER WITH KINDA HEART EYES AND LOVING SMIRK (VER. ONE) I’M—

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I had to pause. Idk if i’m ready to proceed. Props to Nik tho bcs damn he knows how to do heart eyes. That’s not easy.

Ok ok ok I just need to get this over with and watch it.

OHHHHHHHHHH THEY THOUGHT JON ARRYN MIGHT’VE LEARNED ABT THEM FU—FUCK—FUCKING!

Issa raven~

Cat! ❤️❤️

Oop is this actually the episode where Bran gets pushed out of a tower? I hope not cuz oof that would suuuuuuuuuck

But also foreshadowing~~~~~~ hot damn if he hadn’t climbed a lotta shit wouldn’t have gone down... Woah.......... Holy crap...

Heyyyyyyy Joffrey!

Oh shit Sansa’s got a crush on the wrong guy.

Skksks Arya turned into Aya sk

Hot damn helmet hair is too sexy. Maybe i’ll just...leave it pause...right here...

No one should be allowed to be this sexy. No one.

Teehee I made a reaction pic lol

Jaime, sister-fucker: Tyrion, I’m disappointed in you for having sex with a whore even though you’re not related.

Tyrion: -_- right. Okay. Fuck off. I love you.

lmao their relationship is really cool

My mom came in the room to talk to me and she was like, “He [Jaime] looks like a shithead.” AND THEN I MENTIONED SHREK’S PRINCE CHARMING AND SHE WAS LIKE

I REMEMBER HIM AND THEY TOTALLY LOOK SIMILAR MAYBE THAT’S WHY I THINK HE’S A SHITHEAD

BSKBDODHDJ I’M DEAD DECEASED GONE LMFAO

This Jaime is peak shithead energy lmao

BWHAHAHA that wasn’t what I expected at all didhjdhd Jaime is kind but he’s closed himself off to everyone but Tyrion 🥺🥺 poor baby 🥺🥺 even Cersei doesn’t know his true self...

God I love this show already WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RUINED WTF

i have since rescinded my previous statement FUCK why do i care so much...

Lyanna 🥺💕💕

Dany! She’s so pretty! *Bisexual mode activated*

Unnecessary boobage  And why is there MORE incest vibes?????? WTF????? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh, Dany i’m sorry for everything that’s happened and will happen... 😔

Wait—wait lol Sansa’s only thirteen? I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE MY AGE AT LEAST HOLY COW WHY’S EVERONE SO FUCKIN’ YOUNG????

I feel old now lmfao

Lol they really did make Joffrey seem nice, didn’t they? 

Oomf me ser UM—right, Jaime’s back, just as hot as always—I mean...

Ned Stark with the great comeback! Jaime Lannister with the sexiest smile of the century!

HAJSHKEBE Arya and Sansa are legit me and my sister. I’m Sansa and my sister’s Arya ksksbdkdb

OH SHIT! OH SHIT LYSA KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED OH SHIT oh ohhh ohhhhhh not good

Oh no Ned...

On another topic, I did this bdjndkdjdjdn

I’m tempted to rewind to Jaime & Ned’s convo just to make another reaction picture... I don’t wanna forget so imma do it now skskks

Here’s the pic:

Wait fuck he was already making heart eyes why did I cover them up

Oh, Dany... I’m so so so so so so sorry. But now she has the dragon eggs, at least.

Bye bye Ned :’(

OMG BRAN’S CLIMBING THE TOWER EYE—I WANT TO VOMIT GOD I’M SUPPOSED TO EAT DINNER RN BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE THAT’S VILE AND DISGUSTING AND ABHORRENT AND—

Ok but the fact that they don’t sound into it makes it a bit better. Only a bit. I don’t think I can eat my Mac n Cheese for a while tho. And I love Mac n Cheese :’(

Bran’s too young for this!

Idk if I can play it...no idk I just no no no no Jaime......... 😔☹️😨😰😖😵🤢🤮🤒

OH MY GOD JAIME YOU ARROGANT, SISTER-FUCKING, KING-SLAYING, BRIENNE-MOCKING, BRIENNE-HURTING, BOY-CRIPPLING, MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD-ASS PSYCHO HOW COULD YOU TRICK HIM LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING MONSTER!

Sorry, Ser Dad, but idk if i’ll be able to look at you for an hour or so

These can go in the trash. Bye. I WANT SEASON 2+ JAIME CUZ THIS ONE SUCKS ASS

#got #game of thrones #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #season one #s1e1 #catelyn stark #ned stark #arya stark #bran stark #jon snow #robb stark #lyanna stark #daenerys targaryen #cersei lannister #robert baratheon #lysa arryn #sansa stark #tyrion lannister #idk who else i mentioned lol #sexualization #anti d&d #joffrey lannister

[bardic-inspo]

How to Fix Game of Thrones

Daenerys

Instead of the out-of-character murder spree, Khaleesi swoops down and fucks up the ballistae with Drogon as we saw

BUT, when she does, she accidentally triggers the wildfire caches and the whole fucking city LIGHTS UP

She absolutely panics, because (as we have seen in past seasons) killing children and innocents is absolutely abhorrent to her, and now we see her complete, utter horror at what she has triggered

PLUS, Tyrion was so wrapped up in whether Dany was secretly like her Dad that he overlooked his own flaws and tendencies towards violence, namely that he had a pretty good working knowledge, based on his role in Battle of the Blackwater, that these caches still existed and could potentially go off if Dany used dragonfire at any point in the city

THIS is why Dany goes Mad Queen - as a result of all the fucking horror she inflicted on King’s Landing but NEVER intended to, and because her advisors had a role in making it happen, too.

The city folk also have no fucking clue (although maybe some of them suspect Cersei because of the Sept explosion) who is burning them, other than that they saw Drogon, and then their whole lives went up in flames. To them, Dany is reigning hell from above, even though it was a combination of Dany, Cersei, Tyrion, and Aerys II who made this possible.

It’s a tragic fulfillment of the Mad King’s goal through his daughter, but not in a way that requires her to abandon all past character development for shock value.

It’s also a crowning jewel on this arc of failure they tried to do with Tyrion, but always felt very flat and strange to me. He was so fixated on whether she was turning into a tyrant, he didn’t stop to consider his own role in all this.

She needs someone to blame for what they’ve done, and what they made her do, so she starts executing people: Tyrion, Jon, heads of her armies, whoever, and loses it because everything she cared about literally exploded in front of her

THEN there might be reason to take Dany out of the game, not because she went on some psycho out-of-character killing spree, but because no one who plays the game of thrones is innocent, and she wants vengeance for those who fell victim to the ploys of those in power. She wants to BREAK THE WHEEL.

But those who have been a part of that wheel for so long realize that if she goes on this way, none of them will survive, and so they act against her.

Jaime

Same deal with his goodbye with Brienne, but he IS saying those things to get her to stay in Winterfell.

BUT it’s not because of Cersei. It’s because of their baby.

Jaime knows Cersei is hateful. He knows he can be, too. But he also never got a chance to be a father. He was never allowed to love the children he had with Cersei, or to raise them because of the whole twincest thing.

He almost got a shot with Myrcella, who accepted him, only to die moments later.

Cersei and Jaime ESCAPE. They flee to Pentos, in a mirror to Dany’s own miraculous survival. Cersei possibly dies in childbirth, like Dany’s own mother. But the baby survives and Jaime protects them as they live in hiding, across the Narrow Sea.

This ending is not just a poetic mirror, but it also flips the perspective a bit. This whole time, the Lannisters, or at the very least, Cersei, have been villains. The Targaryens were villains, too. But we’ve LOVED Dany. Maybe Jaime and Cersei’s child has a good heart, too. As Dany has said, we should not blame the children for the crimes of their parents.

This child technically has a claim to the throne, although one that is questionable (much like the way Jon’s parentage cast Dany’s claim into question). Perhaps one day, they will sail across the sea to claim what is theirs. Maybe they’ll break the cycle, and choose to find their own happiness.

Jaime never really planned to stay with Cersei romantically, and tells Tyrion to tell Brienne he loves her when Tyrion frees him

He could never allow Brienne to know the truth about why he left, because he has to protect his child. Brienne is too honor bound, and he wouldn’t want to put that weight on her of shielding a potential threat to Dany’s rule, much like how Ned had to hide Jon’s true parentage from Catelyn

This is a bittersweet ending that doesn’t totally invalidate Jaime’s redemption arc, but instead supports it by allowing him to become a better man and raise his child.

#I keep getting so mad that they literally picked the worst ending possible #I'll get over it for a little while and then get mad all over again #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #brienne of tarth #daenerys targeryen #targaryen #daenerys stormborn #got #game of thrones

[zenzenzence]

6, 7, 8, 13 , 15 ,16, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29 for aniiiiiiiiime asks

BLESS THANK YOU MAY ;3;

6. popular anime you didn’t like

ones that come to mind are A//O//T, S//A//O, and Ball///room e You///koso

7. anime you are currently watching

Fruits Basket 2019

Given

Kimetsu no Yaiba

Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo.

8. anime character you are most like

In some ways, I think I’m most like Sawako Kuronuma, Rinko Yamato, and Yuki Sohma. I’m generally very quiet and shy and find it difficult to make friends and conversation on my own irl, I’m very short and my friends think I’m very funny and adorable, and once you get to know me I’m surprisingly VERY savage and snarky under my breath and I love spilling the tea™ to my friends lmao

13. funnest anime you have watched

In recent memory probably either Ouran High School Host Club or Ore Monogatari!!

15. anime you never get sick of watching

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Kobato and Kimi no Na wa.

I honestly Very Rarely rewatch anime because I don’t have the time, but these three I’ve rewatched multiple times!

16. 10 best animes you have watched

answered

20. least favorite anime ships

some of my personal anime notps are B@ku//D3ku, D3ku//M!ght, N@ru//S@su, N@ru//S@ku, Ich!//H!m3, R3n//Ruk!, Ky0//Ka, actual Adult/Child ships, and any sibling incest ships, especially twincest

22. age you started watching anime/person who introduced you to it

I started watching anime like Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon when I was a toddler, I don’t remember my exact age. I think in either Preschool or Kindergarten a classmate I used to play with introduced my sisters and I to Sailor Moon. I remember when I was 7 or 8 was when I discovered Naruto through my brother.

23. unpopular character you love

I suppose some unpopular characters I love are Kobato Hanato, Yamato Rinko, and Kouda Kouji!

24. popular character you hate

Jiraiya and Hiruzen Sarutobi maybe? 

25. anime you would recommend to someone who hates anime

Mob Psycho 100

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Fruits Basket

Kimi no Na wa.

26. manga you have read all the was through

answered

28. most upsetting moment in anime, why

what happens to Maes Hughes and Nina Tucker in fma bc they are SAD.

All the heartbreaking backstories in Fruits Basket, currently especially Momiji’s backstory and seeing Tohru cry over her mother’s body.

Also finding out Mitsuha is dead and then when Taki and Mitsuha keep missing each other in knnw

These all made me C R Y !

29. anime that deserves another season

Kimi ni Todoke !!!!

Akagami no Shirayukihime

Noragami

Ouran High School Host Club (or a remake?!)

send me some anime asks because why not

#zence.ask #tohaki

[hikarishirohana]

TAG: Ships por toda parte!

taggeada pela @mushmellows, aqui está o link para o blog lindo dela, direcionado para as respostas da tag

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1) Fale do primeiro ship que teve.

A t a que eu lembro. Mas alguns vêm à memória, então... 

Provavelmente foi TaiSora, de Digimon Adventure — eu me lembro bem de sorrir na cena do filme, quando o Taichi envia o email e fica todo envergonhado asdkjadskl 

Ou pode ter sido alguma coisa de Naruto, tipo SasuSaku

Ou foi Inuyasha/Kagome 

Ah, não sei. Animes me acompanham há mais tempo do que eu sou capaz de lembrar, e sempre gostei de ver os pares se formando

2) Liste os 3 casais mais importantes que apareceram na sua vida.

Iiiih, mas só três? Vou tentar, mas com certeza sentirei que algum ficou de fora

SpecialShipping, de PokeSpe. Tipo, teoricamente esse foi o primeiro ship que li em uma fanfic (eram vários ships, na verdade, mas esse era o principal) e... me marcou bastante. Sem falar que foi por causa dessa fic e desse ship que fui ler o mangá, o qual se tornou uma das mídias mais preciosas que já conheci. A primeira oneshot que postei foi de Special também... Enfim. SpecialShipping me traz muitas lembranças preciosas.

HakYona, de Akatsuki no Yona. Eu não consigo expressar o meu amor por eles. Todo o desenvolvimento, a forma com que as coisas ainda caminham no mangá... Eles são tão, tão preciosos para mim. É um ship que realmente cresceu em mim e hoje sou capaz de tudo (menos escrever uma fic, porque ela nunca fica decente o suficiente) para enaltecer esses dois ♥

Lass/Arme, de Grand Chase. Se eu to no fandom por tanto tempo, é por causa desse ship e de todas as memórias que ele carrega. É um ship que me lembra de pessoas que me marcaram e de momentos que me fizeram muito bem, como ficwriter e como pessoa. 

3) Qual é teu OTP atual?

Eu ousaria dizer Lupus/Lire, mas acho que vão me apedrejar. Atualmente, não estou vendo muitas coisas, então é. Mas mês passado com certeza era Enjoltaire.

4) Qual é seu NOTP?

Depende do fandom sahaskj Mas não tenho muitos. Por enquanto, os que eu lembro são Sieg/Elesis e Add/Elesis (eu não sei quem achou que colocar um maníaco do lado da cópia da ruiva mais linda do planeta era uma boa ideia)

E Gajeel/Levy. Juro que nunca entendi o que tem de tão legal nesse ship

5) Tem ships variados? Por exemplo, shipa uma personagem com várias dependendo da cena ou do desenvolvimento?

HA. Falou multishipper, é aqui mesmo

Se consigo imaginar um desenvolvimento bom, ou um au em que os personagens interajam bem, eu shippo. Assim, não com o maior afinco do mundo, mas shippo. Um solteiro em ato é parte de muitos ships em potência, nunca se esqueçam disso askdsjosdaj

Acho que essa minha mentalidade se deu boa parte por causa de Fire Emblem. São tantos ships lindos, tantos diálogos, que não tem como decidir um só. É um desperdício, sério. Para que se limitar a Gaius/Sumia quando Gaius/Olivia e Gaius/Lissa tão ali do lado?

6) Como se sente quanto a um triângulo amoroso?

Se for para ter um triângulo amoroso, dê-me um bom. Bem desenvolvido mesmo. Qualquer coisa abaixo disso, dispenso.

(Ou me dê algo como o triângulo de AkaYona, que me faz chorar toda hora, seja de orgulho ou sofrimento)

7) O que acha de guerra entre fandoms?

Se você tem tempo para brigar com os outros, tem tempo de produzir conteúdo para o OTP. Reveja as prioridades.

Mas, sério, guerra de fandom é um negócio muito nada a ver. Não compreendo. 

8) Alguma vez já shipou você mesmo(a) com uma personagem?

Ha. ha ha. ha ha ha nunca nem vi

Uh... Eu na verdade passei disso para: criar um OC (teoricamente espelhado em mim) para shippar com o personagem (?). Mas acho que é basicamente a mesma coisa com um plot um pouquinho mais desenvolvido então é 

Sim, e muito. Add, Inigo, Judal, Kuroo, Lupus, etc etc

9) Tem algum ship que nunca ficará junto?

Enjoltaire. Tristíssima.

Ah, e Ronan/Harpe porque né

10) Shipa personagens que nunca se conheceram?

Os dois Robins? 

E LP/MM porque a única pessoa boa o suficiente para ficar com o Add é ele mesmo.

Ah, Phantom/Kinesis também entra nessa lista e eu não sei como meti o ship na cabeça, mas parece interessante

11) Fale do seu primeiro beijo entre personagens favorito.

PRIMEIRO QUE ISSO É TIPO JOGAR NA CARA QUE MEUS SHIPS NÃO SÃO CANON, PORQUE QUASE NÃO TEM OPÇÃO

MAS, dentre as que restaram: eu diria que foi uma surpresa. Tipo, muito uma surpresa. Para mim, para eles e para todo mundo. Boa sorte em descobrir o ship, porque resolvi deixar isso spoiler-free

12) Alguma vez ficou desiludido(a) quando seu ship finalmente se tornou um casal?

SasuSaku define.

13) Alguma vez um dos teus ships quebrou seu coração?

Todos eles. A todo momento. Boa parte do desenvolvimento de HakYona. AgencyShipping define quebrar o coração.

E N J O L T A I R E

14) Como é que se sente quanto a discussões do tipo “eles vão, eles não vão”?

Se isso se refere ao ship ficar enrolando, sou formada nisso. Yanagi/Kujou tá aí para provar.

(e HakYona)

15) Alguma vez shipou algo “à primeira vista”?

Touya/Rima (tirei do baú esse ship — sdds VK e seus finais horríveis)

16) Fale de algum ship que inicialmente não gostava.

Lass/Elesis (ela vai me matar, ela askjdaslas)

17) Fale de um ship que parou de shipar.

Lupus/Lin, por diversos motivos e desilusões

18) Fale de um momento que te fez questionar completamente um ship.

Eu questiono a todo momento meus ships com o Lupus, visto que é, bem, o Lupus

E Alice/Ai também merece muitos questionamentos, considerando o age gap — mas a ideia do ship é linda

19) Alguma vez já shipou um casal incesto/twincest/brocom/siscom?

Eu tive uma fase Lupus/Lass relativamente longa e se selfcest entra na lista temos alguns problemas akjdslkasdlj Mas quase não tenho nenhum ship desses

20) Fale de um ship que você se sente solitário em shipar.

Uh... 90% dos meus ships porque eles são crack?

Mas Rogue/Levy tá no topo da lista porque eu realmente acredito que eles teriam uma ótima relação e parece que só eu vejo isso

(E Lupus/Lire, mas eu entendo. Ainda vou elucidar o fandom com a minha fic klsadjlkjals)

21) Tem algum ship que você não apoia, mas também não se opõe?

A grande maioria. Quer dizer, para mim quase tudo é válido e, se tá aí, é para shipar. 

22) Qual dos teus ships tem melhor química?

Agency. A dinâmica deles é adorável demais

Ou MariChat. 

23) Qual dos teus ships daria a melhor fanfic?

Qualquer um??? Mas acho que as várias longfics enjoltaire que li recentemente querem dizer alguma coisa.

24) Costuma shipar canon?

Uhhh, depende. Em shoujos, sim. Em shounens, eu diria que Fairy Tail é um ótimo exemplo de como a minha vida deu errado. 

Mas, em geral, os canons costumam estar inclusos na lista de ships que eu shippo — só não são meus favs

25) Alguma vez já shipou certas personagens antes mesmo de assistir o anime/jogar o game/etc, simplesmente por que o visual era parecido com outro ship?

Geralmente eu conheço as coisas só quando assisto/jogo, então não que eu me lembre.

26) Você nota algum motivo padrão que te faça shipar certas personagens? Ou o motivo de vários ships seus nunca terem nada a ver?

Eu amo a dinâmica bolinho de sol / kuudere ou tsundere, então boa parte dos ships encaixam nessa composição

Rivals to lovers também tá no coração

Mas o mais importante é a confiança; se eu acho que um confiaria no outro, dado o devido desenvolvimento, o ship pode surgir.

27) Há algum ship que você manteve pela maior parte de sua vida?

Special. Esse ship me acompanha há mais da metade da minha vida.

28) Os ships chegam facilmente à sua cabeça, ou você demora pra perceber que gosta de ver os dois juntos?

Geralmente chegam rápido, mas alguns vêm sorrateiros. Os últimos em geral se tornam mais relevantes.

29) Sente a necessidade de shipar algum casal para realmente gostar da história (filme, anime, livro…)?

Nope. Mas com certeza já aguentei ver animes inteiros por causa de ships. (E também li 300 caps de Naruto em um final de semana para ver NaruHina se tornar canon)

30) Nomeie um par de fandoms dentro das quais não shipa ninguém.

Psycho-Pass

Yakusoku no Neverland

31) Se gosta de yaoi, também gosta de yuri? Ou se gosta de yuri, também gosta de yaoi?

Leio/vejo os dois às vezes, mas tenho muito mais ships yaoi. Mas ninguém tira meu Lin/Edel de mim

32) Deixe o link de 3 fanfics que gosta.

VOCÊ ACHA QUE TRÊS FICS SÓ DÁ??? Ugh, tá bom, eu tento

Proximidade, escrita por StardustWink. Na real, todas as fics dela. Tudo bem que muitos dos nossos ships não batem, mas a Stardust é a minha maior inspiração como ficwriter, desde que comecei a escrever. A fic é de fe13, LonLissa btw

Distância, escrita por yooongs. É uma KuroTsukki lindinha que eu amo com todo o meu coração.

Não me bate não, afinal eu te amo, escrita por MaryeMimym. Well, se eu entrei para o universo de fics de GC é por causa dessa fic. Foi ela que estabeleceu boa parte dos meus ships de GC também.

Eu genuinamente queria colocar muitas fics aqui asdjhadsjka Foi difícil decidir

33) Nomeie o(s) seu(s) artista(s) de fanart de ships favorito.

Vish. Faz tempo que não procuro fanart de ship... Mas a CyashaRain é minha artista preferida, serve?

34) Compartilhe o AMV que mais gosta de um dos teus ships.

O AMV de Hotarubi no Mori e, que todo mundo já viu e conhece tanto a música quanto o filme por causa do AMV

35) Recomende entre 1 a 5 páginas dos teus ships.

Queria eu saber dessas páginas para poder sair compartilhando com os amigos

36) Você cria algum tipo de fanwork para seus ships?

Fanfics. Já tentei fazer edits e deu errado, então é. Fiquemos por aqui.

37) Coloque a URL de uma fanart favorita sua.

UMA?? Você tem que estar brincando.

Em protesto, vai ser uma fanart que não tem ship. Aqui o link para a minha fanart favorita. É uma obra massiva, apreciem-na devidamente, obg

38) Gosta e usa os nomes dos seus ships?

Ué, por que eu não gostaria? Ok, OldRival não é um dos meus nomes preferidos, mas não tenho absolutamente nada contra

39) Há algum relacionamento fictício que você acha que devia ser aprofundado?

Muitos, muitos mesmo. Tipo, eu ainda quero ver o Touya e o Yukito juntos, oficialmente; e daria o mundo para ter uma ideia de como está a relação entre a Akari e o Yuuma. E seria legal se o desenvolvimento de AliMor tivesse sido melhor. Mas fazer o que

40) Se pudesse mudar algo no seu OTP, o que seria?

Absolutamente nada. O OTP é lindo do jeitinho dele (e eu nem sei a qual OTP você se refere, porque esse negócio de One True Pairing não existe, não)

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Ok, isso foi mais difícil que o esperado. Isso porque ainda queria colocar uns ships a mais skajdlsjk Well, por enquanto é isso

Passo a tag para a @kuuhakulumi e só.

#tag #personal #ships

[truly-morgan]

[Age Swap Mafia, Reigen finds out the twins' secret (nsfw-ish)]

Ekubo/Yoshioka | Mob Psycho 100 Age Swap Mafia AU + cw: twincest 18-06-2023

okay, Age Swap Mafia AU with self-indulgent twincest (lol) + some voyeur reigen

Where there are rumours going around about the Yoshioka twins. Everyone in the Kageyama groups has heard words of it, be it in passing or gossiping about it themselves.

There's just something... off about the two of them.

Reigen has of course heard of them, but he didn't believe in of it.

Sure, the two are very close to each other, more than most siblings should be actually. But they are twins, and aren't twins usually just closer than regular sibling usually are?

Sure, Ekubo's humour and teasing actions towards his brother are often... rather ambiguous, and it feels as if everyone around them was missing rather key information to get them all. But ambiguous didn't mean something was here.

Sure, Mamoru seemingly never lets anyone enter his space and touch him other than Ekubo, but that was just how the man was. Some people just didn't like being touched and Ekubo just happens to be someone he is comfortable with. It's not weird when Ekubo touches him.

Although he became a little unsure.

He did try asking Mob about the rumour, even if just to try and have them be stopped. Somehow the man didn't look surprised by the rumour and barely waved them off.

Although he did not try denying them, despite how close he seemed to be to the twins.

Then it happened, the proof Reigen needed.

He had been looking all over the place to find Ekubo again so he could help patch up his wounds. The man was a real pain when he was hurt, but not enough to be lethal. Would it kill him to let people patch him up!!

He had taken to search the usually empty basement, knowing the man was good at hiding to patch himself up. He perked up when he heard the familiar laughing coming from one of the storage rooms.

He was about to open the door in a dramatic slam and yell at him, only to stop when he heard someone else voice.

So Mamoru had found him before he did. He listened as the man scolded him about getting hurt again, although Ekubo kept brushing it off (which clearly was frustrating his twin).

"Yudai" Mamoru suddenly scolded after he gasped quietly. This had Reigen confused for a moment, only to realise that this had to be Ekubo's given name and not the strange nickname given to him.

"Aw come on, won't you grant your injured twin wishes?" the man teased back. "I promise I am fine, this is just a scratch, all I want right now is you".

Reigen frowned at this, slowly leaning to look through the small gap left by the door left ajar.

He found Ekubo sitting on a low crate, hands on his twin's ass and pulling him so close Mamoru had to put a knee up on the crate to keep from falling onto him.

"I swear I can't be with you sometimes" Mamoru sighed.

"Yet you still stay with me regardless~" the man teased.

"Shut up" the other man mumbled, hand holding onto Ekubo's naked shoulders.

"Make me~" Ekubo smirked.

And made him do he did. Reigen nearly gasp when he saw the man lean down, kissing Ekubo and keeping him from talking any more.

Reigen couldn't look away as he watched the twins start making out. They weren't just kissing softly, it was the same as when Mob would pull him in his lap and start kissing him deeply, taking his breath away.

He saw the way Ekubo sat farther on the crate, pulling now pulling Mamoru fully into his lap. Watched as he pulled the man's dress shirt out of his pants and started letting his hand roam under it.

Then it was Mamoru's turn to start letting his hand caress his brother's body, avoiding the fresh bandages at his side.

Soon the very quiet room started being filled with the sound of them making out, their groan and gasp.

Ekubo then started carefully taking of his twin's shirt, uncovering the inked back reigen had never seen before (contrary to Ekubo's). The design looked rather similar to what Ekubo himself had actually.

Reigen couldn't help the blush spreading down his neck when he realised Mamoru had started grinding against Ekubo's thigh. His gasp and moan clearer now that his twin was kissing at his neck and chest, hands squeezing his ass.

Reigen felt like he should really not be seeing this, that he should be turning around and run back upstair. That he should NOT be feeling hot all over at the sight of what was happening.

yet he couldn't bring himself to move, actually only leaning closer to the door to get a better view of the two identical bodies touching and pleasuring each other.

It went on like this for god knows how long, until he saw Ekubo start pulling down Mamoru's pants, hand teasing his entrance.

That's when their eyes met.

Reigen felt frozen in fear as Ekubo looked right at the door, eyes meeting his.

Then when the shock wore off he was back on his feet, quietly put quickly making his way out back upstairs, heart beating madly within his chest.

He went back to Mob's office, leaning against the door as he tried calming his pounding heart and erratic breathing. He could barely hear Mob calling out to him and asking what was wrong as he replayed in his mind everything that he had just seen.

"It's nothing!" he tried brushing it off, face still burning red.

Later in the day, when the Yoshioka twin will pass by their boss' office Reigen doesn't miss the knowing smirk Ekubo throws his way, quietly mimicking a "shh" sounds as the two other men don't pay attention to him.

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(picked out Yudai (勇大) for Ekubo's real name. ain't that important to the story, seeing how everyone uses his nickname (most not knowing what the fuck his name even is). Only Mamoru has the right to call him that 💜 and maybe Mob)

ngl, now I think reigen should have stayed and jerked off to the show like the little freak he is. Am sure Ekubo wouldn't have minded lol.

Original

#tweet archive #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #ekubo/yoshioka #yoshieku #ekubo #yoshioka mamoru #age swap au #age swap mafia au #mafia au #tw!ncest #v0yeurism #v0yeur reigen #nsfw-ish #cw !ncest

[lady-alayne]

Game of Thrones: An Angry Recap

Season 7 Episode 5: Eastwatch

Winterfell:

Bran wargs a bunch of birds, sees that the army of the dead are approaching, and concludes that maybe it's time to tell people. Wait, what? The Night's Watch have been trying to tell people this since Season 1 Episode One 0:00:00 sec, but only now that a creepy kid is saying it, people are beginning to believe it? Ugh.

Meanwhile... Ohhhhh, Sansa is ruling the North like a pro! After the King in the North left the North to go shack up with some blonde emo chick with a bunch of dangerous pets, the Northern Lords are not too pleased about their ruler and go to his trueborn sister, WHO SHOULD BE THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH ANYWAY, to complain. They are joined by the Vale Lords, who for some reason 1) are still hanging out at Winterfell (who's holding the Vale at this point??? Shouldn't the hill tribes have taken over the Vale by now???) and 2) suddenly remember that they came in to help Sansa and not Jon, even though they had no problem proclaiming him King in the North last season instead of Sansa, WHO IS NED STARK'S OLDEST LIVING CHILD AND HEIR AND THE ONE THEY CAME IN TO RESCUE I'M STILL BITTER.

So anyway, the Northern and Vale Lords complain about their brand new king leaving them all. It's a brilliant opportunity for Sansa to do what she does best, which is being diplomatic and wonderful and handling explosive situations with charm, but also not taking anyone's shit. I would say Petyr has taught her well, but then I remember that Petyr never taught Sansa in the show because D&D decided to rape her instead, and I am angry again. Ugh. So apparently Sansa just picked these things up along the way, because the FIRST RULE OF STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS(TM) dictates that being abused and raped always makes you a stronger woman, and is generally a wonderful thing for your character development.

Speaking of empowered abused women! Arya is not really on board with Sansa being the flawless Queen she is. Even though Ed Sheeran and his friends were super nice to her like three episodes ago, she still believes killing people is always the best way to solve problems and wastes no time suggesting just that to Sansa. The two sisters naturally disagree over this, and this ends in a very petty fight that came out of nowhere and made absolutely no sense but I guess the plot commanded it so of course it's perfectly acceptable and yet another reason why D&D totally deserve all the Emmys. Wait here while I go scream into a pillow.

Also screaming into her pillow, I am quite certain, is Random Northern Girl, who is the newest piece in Littlefinger's game. I mean, did you see how she leaned in when she was talking to him? That beautiful face of his will stay in her thoughts for a while, I am sure. Not to mention that she was close enough to smell him. Random Northern Girl, you're living the dream.

It turns out Littlefinger is kind of back to his old self again, and trying to scheme his way onto the Iron Throne and/or into Sansa's skirts. He super discreetly and not suspiciously at all obtains a very mysterious letter and hides it in his room to use that letter... to bring forth the Long Night, probably, because Petyr is so evil, according to people on the internet. (So it must be true.) But oh no! He forgot about Arya! That psycho killer child knows how to lurk! And how to break into his chambers! And how to search his chambers! Whooooaaa!!!! We find out the mysterious and suspicious letter was sent by Sansa wayyyy back in Season 1, asking Robb to come to King's Landing and bend the knee to Joffrey. BUT IT WAS A DOUBLE LURK YOU GUYS!!! Because just as Arya is leaving Petyr's chambers we find out that while he was suspiciously being suspicious and Arya was suspiciously lurking and watching him, he was suspiciously lurking and watching her suspiciously lurking and watching him suspiciously being suspicious! I'm so glad Petyr is back to his old, scheming self before he will inevitably meet his doom in two episodes.

The Reach:

Jaime has survived his fall into the lake, because apparently Bronn dived in right behind him and dragged him out. Seriously? So Jaime's armor does not weigh anything??? After we explicitly read in the books that knights who fall into bodies of water always drown because their armor is dragging them down? Oh, but I forgot, the show and the books are not the same.

A few miles down the road, and...

Oh boy. Daenerys is not done with her humanitarian mission, and rallies the surviving Lannister soldiers to “give them a choice:” Bend the knee, or burn alive. “I'm not here to murder,” she tells them after having murdered a bunch of people. “Now bend the knee before I murder you.”

Most of the soldiers bend the knee because, OF COURSE THEY WOULD, THEY DID NOT HAVE A CHOICE. Not so Randyll Tarly, who politely explains that he has moral concerns bending the knee to a foreign woman who just flew in on a mystical killer dragon and torched a bunch of people. Tyrion, who is... also there for some reason, urges Dany to chill the fuck out and maybe let him go to the wall, but Dany refuses to do so. Classic, and how very kind of her. I can totally see why people would want to follow her!

I wonder what happened to those other people who bent the knee. Did they have to follow Dany to Dragonstone? Or were they free to go home? Is anyone keeping track of the people who have bent the knee? Would it be possible to just bend the knee to avoid getting murdered, and then go back to King's Landing and rejoin the Lannister army?

Not to mention that we kept hearing about Randyll Tarly being a dick for, like, 6 seasons, and now he's the only man who still uses his brain and genuinely cares about his son beyond the “You shall be my heir” minimum. Speaking of his son... DICKON DID NOT DESERVE THIS. Rest in peace, House Tarly. Also, HOW DID DROGON KNOW WHO TO INCINERATE AND WHO TO SPARE???

Dragonstone:

Dany returns from her humanitarian mission of burning people, and it's heaving petting with Jon! Well, he pets Drogon, but close enough; Dany is turned on enough as it is. Jon chides her for murdering all those people, and Dany respons that she only killed them so she could help them. So she murdered out of love! That makes it totally acceptable.

Dany is just about to ask Jon about his res-erection, when Jorah returns AND IT HURTS WHAT WAS THE POINT OF HIM HAVING GREYSCALE ANYWAY AND HE IMMEDIATELY RUNS BACK TO HER AND IT HURTS TO WATCH HIM FRIENDZONE HIMSELF OVER AND OVER. He explains he found a cure for greyscale, one of the most deadly diseases known, and everyone is like, “Read: 2:53 pm.”

Jon Snow's only words to Jorah are that he served with his father, thus once again reminding everyone that he was A MEMBER OF THE NIGHT'S WATCH, and NO ONE thinks of asking him how he could possibly be King in the North, given that, you know, members of the Night's Watch vow to WEAR NO CROWNS AND WIN NO GLORY.

Meanwhile, Tyrion and Varys get drunk in the throne room and bond over their mutual predicament of serving a pretty mad tyrant queen who burns people alive when they displease her. A raven scroll reaches Jon, and he finds out Arya is still alive. ARYA, the girl he gave needle to. ARYA, his favorite sister. ARYA, the one he literally died for. But Jon seems to have forgotten all that, because all he wants to do is catch a wight! Oh dear, that sounds like a very stupid idea. Also, can we please talk about that camera angle? Was that the Dany going down on Jon POV shot? Yikes.

And so Jon and the gang make their way to Eastwatch...

King's Landing:

Jaime returns to Cersei, and the two hold an impromptu war council. “This isn't a war we can win,” concludes Jaime, which makes Cersei wonder about a possible armistice. Jaime also tells Cersei that it was Olenna who killed Joffrey because...... she wanted to be the true ruler of the Seven Kingdoms?!?!?!?! FOR FUCK'S SAKE. IS EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER ON GOT TRYING TO BECOME RULER OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS????? And thus Olenna sadly joins the other cardboard cutouts of “generic person who wants the Iron Throne because reasons.” Queen of Thornes, you were deeper than that.

A little while later Davos and Tyrion have teleported to King's Landing and Tyrion sneaks into the dungeons beneath the Red Keep for a little brotime with Jaime to convince him to let them have an audience with Cersei once they have caught a wight. For a reason unfathomable by me, Bronn knew all of this before and thus was able to lure Jaime into the dungeons for this. Logic!(TM)

The brothers agree on an armistice, and Jaime brings Cersei the good news that Dany is not planning on incineratingher in the near future. Cersei also shares her good news: She's pregnant, and she will reveal her twincest, and then the family will live happily ever after! Aww, romance is real.

Meanwhile, Davos is on a tour through Flea Bottom looking for someone, and then.... IT'S GENDRY, YOU GUYS!!! He did not row all the way across the sunset sea, he rowed straight back to King's Landing and into his old job! While casual show watchers try to remember who the fuck Gendry was, snobby book readers rejoice when they see his badass war hammer; just like the one his dad good ole King Robert used to fight with (except Robert's war hammer was probably not so obviously made out of plastic).

Gendry joins the band because HE WANTS REVENGEEEE ON THE LANNISTERS, once again underlining the message of Game of Thrones: Violence begets violence, and it's awesome! GRRM would be turning in his grave. What's that, you say? He isn't dead? Then where is The Winds of Winter??????

Speaking of violence, Gendry immediately puts that war hammer to use to mindlessly kill two gold cloaks who are admittedly a bit nose, but in no way nosy enough to deserve such a cruel death. RIP Member of the City Watch #1, and RIP Member of the City Watch #2.

Oldtown:

OH MY GOD. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. WHAT THE FUCK. D&D JUST DECIDE TO CASUALLY MENTION THAT RHAEGAR GOT AN ANNULMENT FROM ELIA LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL. OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT THE WHOLE “SAM FINDING A CURE FOR GREYSCALE IN EPISODE 2” THING WAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS PLOT COMING OUT OF OLDTOWN BUT THAT WAS BEFORE THE WHOLE “RHAEGAR GOT AN ANNULMENT FROM ELIA” THING.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????? AN ANNULLMENT. AN ANNULMENT?????? RHAEGAR WAS MARRIED TO ELIA OF DORNE AND THEY HAD CHILDREN AND IT WAS ALSO A POLITICAL ALLIANCE FORGED FOR VARIOUS POLITICAL REASONS. IT'S NOT LIKE RHEAGAR AND ELIA GOT DRUNK MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS TWO DAYS BEFORE. THEY HAD A LEGIT WEDDING CEREMONY AND THEY HAD CHILDREN. YOU CAN'T JUST ANNUL A MARRIAGE BECAUSE, OH, YOU MET SOMEONE HOTTER A WEEK AGO. OH MY GOD. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Eastwatch:

Davos is really teleporting all over the map this episode, and he reaches Eastwatch after a short row in a tiny little rowboat. I guess that was because the sea is generally so smooth in winter, and not frozen at all. Jon and gang sit down to talk to Tormund about Operation Catch a Wight, and he is understandably not convinced, but eventually decides to give them a little help by hosting a quick speed dating round of men wanting to go beyond the wall, which—surprise!—includes the Hound and Beric Dondarrion! Reunion #2556123 in Season 7 alone!

Because they are all breathing, the men decide to set aside their differences, and embark on their next adventure. Let's hope Jon makes it back in time for the epic boat sex.

#game of thrones #got an angry recap #game of thrones recap #anti d&d #got negativity

[monstroushellbride]

Clifford Blossom: Why He’s a Prime Suspect for Jason’s Murder

Many people suspect that Penelope Blossom killed Jason, which is a good theory because she’s a shady, psycho bitch. Seriously, that whole family is psychotic and weird. I wouldn’t put it past them to have literal skeletons in their closets.

But to find a suspect, one must consider the crime and profile a killer. Think of the important points of the crime such as:

It was cold and calculated, as indicated by the ligature marks, the fact that the body was frozen (which isn’t a pun), and the single gunshot wound to the head. This was NOT a crime of passion.

The victim’s body was then dumped in the river, face up. No care was really taken into the body dump, which could possibly indicate that the killer had no personal connection. Of course, let’s say someone else dumped the body, it would indicate that the body dumper had no personal connection. 

Penelope Blossom is a woman with a temper. She might seem cold and calculated, but there’s so much fury stirring beneath that surface, waiting to blow up. In addition, she did love Jason. I believe that any murder she would commit would be a crime of passion, especially towards her own son.

This crime was NOT a crime of passion. It was cold and calculated, most likely premeditated. 

Which brings us to Clifford Blossom himself. I myself haven’t paid much attention to Clifford. He’s kind of in the background. Now, he isn’t a pushover, like one Hal Cooper, but he always seems to let his wife do the talking.

Clifford seems very cold and calculated; he’s a true businessman. He was most likely grooming Jason to take on the family business (assuming that the maple industry is something the Blossom’s are still in.) He probably wanted Jason to go to a good college like Stanford or Harvard, graduate with an MBA or the like, and come back to Riverdale and be the next Mr. Blossom.

And then he finds out about Cheryl and Jason’s “twincest.” He’s understandably upset, but not enough to murder. Perhaps he pulls Jason on the side and tells him to stop whatever this is with Cheryl. So Jason does.

He starts the playbook as a way to try and stop thinking about Cheryl (assuming that Cheryl’s love for him was reciprocated.) Then he meets Polly Cooper and he falls in love, fast. At first, Clifford’s happy. He doesn’t know who the new girl in Jason’s life is, but it’s keeping him away from potentially being caught with Cheryl, ruining his name and the Blossom name.

But then the family finds out that the girl Jason’s dating is a Cooper and they flip out. Clifford especially, the feud between the families could endanger his business. He tells Jason to stay away from Polly.

Then he somehow finds out that Jason and Polly are engaged. Things are getting more serious now, he’s losing control. Through someone (maybe the Southside Serpents, maybe Trev, maybe Hiram Lodge? Perhaps Clifford and Hiram were secretly communicating behind the scenes?) he finds out that Jason’s dealing drugs. Things are only getting worse and worse.

If someone finds out about what Jason’s doing, not only will Jason most likely be unable to take over the business, the Blossom name will be tarnished. Clifford can’t have that.

He gets the Southside Serpents to keep an eye on Jason (I am still of the belief that they had a lot to do with Jason’s death) and thinks about what else he can do. He gets his opportunity when Jason tries to run away.

He pays the Serpents to intercept Jason and kidnap him. Clifford himself comes and talks to a tied up Jason, telling him that he can come back home and live a great life if he just gives all of this up.

But Jason won’t. He loves Polly. We know that because he was willing to give up a life of riches and comfort to sell drugs and escape to another town with her and their unborn child. He genuinely wanted to have a family with her.

Clifford realizes that he can’t convince Jason to let this go. He tells the Serpents to get rid of Jason because Jason is already dead to him. The Serpents shoot Jason and freeze the body.

But FP Jones doesn’t like this. Jason went to school with his son, and maybe Jughead tells FP just how torn up the kids of Riverdale are. Maybe he asks him why this happened, why this is all Jason gets. Whatever the case, FP doesn’t approve.

So he takes the body and dumps it in the river where it’ll be easily found, purposefully stirring up an investigation in the hopes that the truth will be uncovered, and maybe also hoping that it’ll make Jughead forgive him.

Then he burns the car and takes the jacket, intending to plant it in the Blossom’s mansion or maybe in the house of the Serpent who killed Jason. I’m not entirely sure what he wants to do with the jacket.

Either way, I’m now considering Clifford Blossom to be a main suspect.

Tell me your thoughts! My ask box is open.

#riverdale #riverdale theory #riverdale theories #riverdale thoughts #who killed jason blossom #jason blossom #clifford blossom #penelope blossom #fp jones #southside serpents #cheryl blossom #polly cooper #hiram lodge #jughead jones

[gameofbrodon-blog]

Mad Queen, Slayyyyyy. Legit.

Hello Brodie,

This is it, tomorrow is the last episode of Game of Thrones EVER. Let’s celebrate by recapping what happened last week.

The Last War, also known as, Dany kills innocent people while Jon realises he loves his aunty but she’s a psycho and Arya is the best yet again.

A lot happened in this episode, and I genuinely really enjoyed it, despite popular opinion. Let’s start with Varys...

RIP Lord Varys, The Spider, The Master of Whispers. You’ve been with us since season one when you sent Jorah to kill Dany, and now here you are, being killed by Dany for betraying her. Tyrion’s farewell to his old friend was heartbreaking and made me shed a tear or two. It was a good way for Varys’ to die, in terms of story arc and character development - he died doing what he said he’d do from day one; look out for the people. 

We saw the beginning of Dany going full Mad Queen on dragonstone when Jon refused to kiss her, which made her realise she won’t ever have the love of the people and must rely on fear to rule them. This explains her actions later on...

Cut to Kings Landing, and Tyrion helps Jaime escape. This also made me cry, because those two brothers have been the only “real” family for each other for a long time, and this goodbye would be their last goodbye. Sad.

The War begins with Dany destroying Euron’s fleet of ships (suck on that, loser) and the soldiers of Kings Landing looking on in terror. Out the front of the gates, the Unsullied, Dothraki (didn’t they all die?!) and the men of the North, wait for Dany’s signal. The music starts to build here, and can I just say, the score in this episode is *italian chef kiss* perfection! What. A. Jam. Remix it and play it at The Carter - a Beyonce and Jay-Z themed bar I’m going to this weekend in Sydney. Cos that is a JAM and I wanna boogie to that excellence!

Amazing score continues, and Dany and Drogon burst through the gates of Kings Landing from the inside, and kill all the Golden Company. The good guys charge forward, Dany destroys the Dragon crossbows, and it looks like we might win the day!

Cersei looks on, very smug. Until Qyburn tells her all her Dragon crossbows are dead and then she gets worried. 

The soldiers of Kings Landing surrender, and the bells start to ring. But - Dany rules by fear now not love, so she ignores the bells and starts burning the city alive like a psycho. Then she starts to destroy the Red Keep.

Arya and the Hound arrive at the Castle, but the Hound tells her to go. Leave and stay alive, because if she continues on with him, she’ll die. He’s a good adopted dad, that one! Arya chooses life - interesting new path for her - and runs off. The Hound charges up towards Cersei and his Bro... CLEAGANEBOWL GET HYPE!

As the Red Keep crumbles around them as they escape, the Hound meets Cersei and co. I love that The Mountain defies orders to attack his bro. We thought he was a mindless zombie but no! He is as stubborn as his brother! Qyburn dies (yay!) and Cersei awkwardly walks off to leave the bros to fight. Cleganebowl starts and it’s epic. Everything we’ve waited 8 seasons for!

I loved that The Hound knew he was going to lose, and just as The Mountain started to crush his skull (gross) the Hound threw himself, and therefore his brother, off the edge of the building to fall to their deaths. He won, and that’s all he needed before he died. RIP Sandor Clegane, The Hound. You were a good adopted Dad to Arya.

Arya during all this is running for her life in all the chaos of the burning city. I had my hands above my head the whole time, so stressed for her! Thank god she lived through it all because I couldn’t handle if she died, I CAN’T.

Jon is real mad at his soldiers for charging forward and attacking against his orders, but he still has to fight because he’s being attacked too. You can see the exact moment that all his faith in Dany dies. It’s awesome. Jon V Dany next ep for sure!

Jaime stumbles across Euron on the beach, and they have a fight to the death that I could not care less about and was a total waste of time. Jaime is badly wounded, Euron is dead. End of story.

In the castle, Jaime finds Cersei and they run off together to the basement to escape. But when they get there, the exit is blocked by fallen stones. Cersei has her first human moment in a while, breaking down in tears because she doesn’t want her baby to die. At the end of the day, she’s always been a mother who would do anything to protect her children. It’s fitting that in her last moments, she was a mother mourning her unborn child. The castle collapses on top of the siblings/lovers, and that’s the end of Twincest. RIP Jaime and Cersei.

Jon calls for a retreat, and all the soldiers run out of the city. Dany has destroyed it beyond repair, and there is no reason to fight anymore.

Arya wakes up covered in Ash, and it’s very Pompeii as she finds charred and burnt bodies all around her. She sees a white horse, which she calms, mounts and rides off on. Some say this is a symbol of her being the Horseman of Death, but I say it was her choosing life over death. I think she’s rejected the path she was on completely, because that path led to her death no doubt. I still think she’s going to go kill Dany though - there’s still the green eyes from Melisandre’s prophecy for her to close.

So, at the end of the day, Arya is alive (yay!), Jon is mad at Dany, and Dany is the Mad Queen who is now the ruler of Westeros like she always wanted.

Prediction for this week: because Dany blames Sansa for Jon’s truth spreading she’s going to want to kill her. Jon won’t let her and they’ll battle it out, but Arya will come in last minute and kill her.

Then, they’ll need to decide who sits on the Iron Throne. They’ll let Tyrion, as hand, sit on the Throne in the interim. Jon has the right to the throne but he’ll reject it and go North to live with Tormund and Ghost. Sansa will rule the North as Lady of Winterfell, and peace will be restored to Westeros, despite everyone being dead.

Winter ends tomorrow, send help.

x Jords