#UGHHH SHES SOOOO

[cryingforcrocodiles]

i'm late for the smash or pass but, what about lessi russo? 👀

immediate smash. immediate. ty for asking. IMMEDIATE. that's my wife and we got 2 kids and we uhauled yesterday

#smash or pass tag #UGHHH SHES SOOOO #i dont find her type of women attractive usually (brown hair not big lips) but theres... something about her #hiii nikkaaaa #ask games #nikka tag 💗 #friends

[chrissymunsons]

“Why I’m performing at the Grammy’s? So I can lay in bed on February 5th and watch a video of myself performing at the Grammy’s.”

#miley cyrus #miley #grammys #grammys 2024 #i was gonna put my old twt name as the watermark hmmm i might change it #my mom like #QUEEN #flowers #she looks soooo fab ughhh #endless summer vacation #mileycyrus #miley ray cyrus #mileyraycyrus #hannah montana #miley edit #smiley miley

[hoetachi]

I seen that you watched castlevania but have you ever watched Blood of Zeus? it’s from the same creators. If not I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching it. Show is toptier 👌🏿👌🏿

OMGGGG YES SOMEONE ELSE THAT SEEN IT!!! Can we talk about how hera was doing too much AND HELPING THE OPPS OUT!????

#heron is soooo ughhh 😩😩😩 #like i was so mad when she was linking up with the ppl that was tryna get rid of them #blood of zeus #{💅🏾}—𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐀'

[thatsprettylane]

It’s 2023 and I’m still angry about the lost Jackson Whittemore storyline.

#he is peter’s son #ughhhh #teen wolf #jackson whittemore #I know they told Colton he wasn’t going to get a big story and that’s why he left #but that was clearly a lie #you can see the lines where he was cut out and she was pasted in ugghhhh #also #stackson #no offense to malia but ugh his redemption would have been soooo goood #that was supposed to be his plot ughhh

[psychosexual-moment]

Oughhh the elk street ivory wraith event is gonna live rent free in my head for a few days minimum

#ughhh my giiiiiirl ilysm #talkies #dol #the luker being niceys for onceeeeeeee #they are their itty bitty little pets #and she protects you from the guards and the nuns that catch you if you faint in the woods <33333 #she may have traumatized me but #she is sookk um 🥰 soooo mmm ❤️ #yeah <3

[scary-monsters]

bro my boss cornered me and was like “are u ok?” and i just fuckin Let It Out…. i cried so hard 🥴🤡 hate that she had to see that!!!!! apparently she’s been talking to upper management bc they’re all concerned abt me being so burnt out…. yikes i thought i was better at masking than this

#bipolar blogging #it’s soooo embarrassing like im glad she’s cares but ughhh #i hate doing this is front of people but you can’t ask me how i am with concern in your voice .. i Will cry

[munamania]

i mean. we reinforced the straight conversation and i’m trying to be kind about that. Maybe she is straight. she’s also staying at my home playing a game at 3:30 in the morning. like idk whatever we’re having fun

#‘maybe we’re just too good at conversation’ yeah #but also she’s soooo happy talking abt bf abt serious relationship steps like idk #ughhh. ugh! whatever i’m fine #she’s so. dhdhdjshdhdhdhdhd #AFG #film girl saga

[kendallroygf]

i forget to vent about this but i got White Woman’d in my modern europe seminar on friday and im not upset bc ive got enough shit going on but i just remembered how she incorrectly identified the society of revolutionary republican women as the same as MODERN DAY radfems and said it wasn’t good that they were promoting misandry………… how are people this stupid

#she was soooo annoying. sorry. like the subject was feminism with in the enlightenment era and the french rev and yet every thing she said #pandered to the two guys at the table . like UGHHH. sorry but i hate confident white women like great. you like yourself and like hearing #yourself talk … should we throw a party . should we invite taylor swift. #that being said i will always blame a man so im blaming those 2 white men she was pandering to

[noidedgirl]

im still reeling i got posted on r/relationshipadvice…. for self harming….. i……

#hey i’ve been clean 60 days #soooo i deserve a medal or something #ughhh im scared im going to do it again and she’s going to decide im too mentally i’ll and drop me #like her reaction the first and only time i relapsed was insane #and i don’t even blame her #if i was in the position of reading that post and offering her advice id say break up it’s not worth it too #like….. idk. idek. #i just feel like i really actually am a problem for her… #txt #and there’s two responses obv change or don’t change #and i’ve been trying so hard to change #but id be surprised if i didn’t relapse again yknow #what happens if i fail and she finds out…

[lunrecllipse]

a literal sweetheart just complimented me 🤭

#she was such a cutieee #was probs 16 #but she was soooo cute #super positive attitude too #i shouldve asked for her number ughhh #need more outside of school friends

[froyo-ocs]

lunaes is your truck service just that big girl carrying the cars on her back?

"Ye think A wad dae thon tae her? A have ma own truck ye know."

"Arse..."

You think I would do that to her? I have my own truck you know.

Ass...

#Lunaes Gemell #Shes soooo djfhsdkjf ughhh im in love with her she dont know it

[devotedlystrangewizard]

it is too easy to make more alt characters in ffxiv i need this ability to be taken away from me

#theres this girl right. shes only come up ONCE in my writing & was never fleshed out #but she was supposed to be ziero's (adopted) daughter (or as he says it. the child who kept escaping orphanages to find him) #now i know that it is virtually impossible. that legally there is no time travel (aside from the stunt you pull with the ancients). #but wouldnt it be FUNNY #lucinacore #yk like from fe awakening #idk i never finished fea but i used to like it (before i could play it) #wouldnt it be soooo funny if she went back in time to fix her father's mistake only to get stuck in his role in his stead #wouldnt it be hilarious if this girl made all the same mistakes her father did & was unable to save anyone despite being from the future #UGHHH #i want to do it #other than that i am very normal & stable today #shes also a min height fem au ra bc i think i deserve short person adventures after spending so much time with my viera kings #shes so adorable man

[faerociousbeast]

i dont even know anything about romance ok i am literally admitting it!!! but i would not want to be friends with someone like that either

#the thing ab s/asusaku genin days is YES you are right he DID start to care for her ! #and thats what makes it sadder he didnt get tp have a normal ninja childhood #ughhh og was so much better. but anyway. #my point is that is Not what happened. if for whatever reason sasuke DID stay in the village #then sakura probably would understand him better! #and the romance wouldnt make such little sense! #but that isnt what happened 💀 sakura unfortunately just... doesnt get him. this is a fact i apologize. #and now we are in this weird thing where he... Has to like her. ig. bc shes tried for soooo long #but the trying soooooooooo #so long #doesnt help her either??? anything happens and they make her cry over hi #m #?.????? #girl get OVER HIMmmmm he is nottt a trooophyyy dodododo

[flkwh0re]

step mommy wanda putting a camera in your room so she can make sure her little girl isn’t having any girls over or touching herself without mommy knowing 🤭

YES YES YES!!!!

Just thinking abt being so dumb that you don’t realize her advances and hints, so you bring a girl home. Little do you know wanda is watching the two of you, seeing how much you have to fake your pleasure. She eventually ‘catches you’ even tho it’s all apart of what’s she’s planned. Once she’s kicked the girl out, she makes her way back to your room where you’re anxiously waiting for her to return. Apologizes spill from your lips, but she cuts you off with her finger pressed against your lip.

“Shhh detka, mommy’s not mad at you. Now that, that bitch is gone why don’t help you out? The whore couldn’t help my little girl cum, hm?”

So many thoughts would run through your head, how does she know? How is she gonna help me?

“I see that look on your face, don’t worry. Let mommy do all the thinking for you, I’ll help cum sweet girl.”

And then she’d fuck you to soooo many orgasms, to the point you’re dumb incoherent and sensitive. She’d whisper sweet things in your ear, trying to soothe you.

“You did so wonderful for me, such a good girl.”

“Only mommy can make you cum hm?”

“Close your eyes now, rest for mommy.”

UGHHH I love mommy wanda 😵‍💫😵‍💫

#drew rants 💕 #drew’s anons 💕 #wanda maximoff smut #wanda maximoff imagine #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda maximoff x reader smut

[thisiscarlatrying]

modern!ellie hcs

notes/warnings: this is my first time doing something like this.. 😭😭 i hope u like it🙏 also, ellie and reader are dating and a lil of loser!ellie... that's just the way she is 😞

not proofread i think, i'll try to make it as good gramatically as i can but no promises 🙏🙏 (english is not my first language forgive me 😭😭)

| CONGO, SUDAN, PALESTINE | DAILY CLICK | DON'T BUY TLOU |

modern!ellie who cuts her own hair.. she REFUSES to go to a hair salon, she says it's a "waste of time and money"

modern!ellie who is kind of into fashion, i think she'd dress like this or like this...

also i just know she LOVES LOVES LOVES jorts, when spring starts that's ALL she'll wear

AND you guys just share clothes, you steal all her clothes and she steals yours

modern!ellie who wears a LITTLE bit of makeup, just mascara and chapstick. highlighter for special occasions

also her lips are so dry... 😭 she applies chapstick every five minutes and is constantly losing hers so you had to get her a one of those BIG vaseline things because she wouldn't stop stealing yours

modern!ellie who is a cat girl. you guys have like three cats together and they all look like the both of you

also their names are you guys' ship names until you ran out of name combinations and the names you had to choose were something like "sardine" or "chicken nugget"

modern!ellie who just loves kids cartoons like adventure time or the amazing world of gumball

modern!ellie who is CONSTANTLY daydreaming about being spidergirl and swinging around the city (spidergirl!ellie hcs coming soon... 🤭)

modern!ellie who plays minecraft and stardew valley for eight hours straight

modern!ellie who LOVES youtube and can't have a meal without watching a video

i KNOW she loves sinjin drowning. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES 🤷‍♀️

modern!ellie who has an INSANE vinyl collection.. it's all divorced dad music but she also owns a few of your favourite albums for when you come over<3

modern!ellie who is a barista. JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY. while she's studying in college or something she works part time at a cafe... picture her with her little ponytail (like 17yo ellie) and her sleeves rolled up... UGHHH😭😭 she's so fine i can't.

talking about college... modern!ellie whose major is something nerdy like physics, astronomy or engineering... or maybe even architecture since she likes drawing so much

modern!ellie who was BEGGING you to move in with her until you finally agreed.. your apartment is the cutest thing ever, i feel like ellie's decorating style would be something like this:

modern!ellie who loves cuddling SOOOO MUCH. she's so touchy, she just IS.

modern!ellie whose burps make the entire building shake. it's actually insane and they smell so bad like.. you can smell the subway meatball sandwich she had for lunch earlier that day 😭😭

modern!ellie who constantly brags about you being her girlfriend, she never shuts up about you. and all of her instagram and tiktok posts would be about you (except from her outfit checks, of course)

modern!ellie who loves those cliche robbing movies, do you know what i'm talking about?? like those about robbing a bank or a museum and there's this incredibly unrealistic plan that comes out perfectly... THOSE kinds of movies. she eats them up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

modern!ellie who fights with people on the internet constantly 😭😭 she sees a comment on a tiktok video with an opinion different than hers? SHE'LL REPLY. and she's going to wait for HOURS for the other person to respond

modern!ellie who secretly loves laland. i said it.

modern!ellie who either sleeps for 12 hours straight or won't sleep for two days. there's no in between.

modern!ellie whose walk is so funny 😭😭 it's almost like she's jumping while she walks

modern!ellie who carries a picture of you absolutely EVERYWHERE

and your apartment is filled or pictures of both of you

modern!ellie who loves her friends. she makes those stupid tiktok slideshow trends about friends but posts them privately because she's embarrased about it 😢😢😢

modern!ellie who has a journal and writes every single thought that crosses her mind down. and when she doesn't have her journal with her she writes in her notes app

modern!ellie who secretly fucks with taylor swift's sad songs and cries to them

okay i think that's enough.. im getting a little too carried away 😭😭 lmk if you like them or if i should make a part two!!

#ellie williams #ellie headcanons #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams hcs #ellie williams x reader #modern ellie #lesbian #wlw #tlou #tlou2

[misseviehyde]

TRIPLE THREAT

Eleanor was rich, mean, spoiled and entitled. She was a pretty blonde girl with rich parents and massive social status. As head cheerleader she policed the popular girls.

Lia was slutty, curvy, sexual and nasty. She was a dirty chav slut with massive tits, fake nails, blowjob lips and a mean attitude. She ran the chav gang that dealt with the bad girls.

Together they were the two nastiest girls in school and everyone was scared of them. However they hated each other with a passion and spent most of their time fighting. That wasn't entirely by accident of course.

For years - nerdy Rosa had cleverly played the two of them off against each other. She'd engineered it so they came to hate each other and now spent most of their time fighting.

Until tonight.

A hasty email sent to the wrong person had accidentally exposed her manipulation. Now the two bitches were chasing her home, determined to kick her ass.

Rosa had detoured through the old waste ground hoping to deter her assailants. It had once been the dumping ground for a huge chemical plant and the whole area was sealed off - but after 15 years the chain link fence had plenty of holes in it and she had slipped through.

So unfortunately had Eleanor and Lia.

Both girls were fitter than her and gaining fast. Rosa scrambled up a small mound and seeing a rusted barrel at the top grabbed it and used it to steer her momentum. It toppled over as she passed and the rusted metal split.

Thick black goop surged out and Rosa heard Lia and Eleanor shouting in alarm.

"Ughhhh like what IS this stuff?" squealed Eleanor. "My Chanel is like RUINED! You are soooo dead."

"You fucking bitch, you ruined my Nike trainers," screamed Lia.

Turning around Rosa saw her two bullies had been engulfed in a puddle of black slime. They tried to step forward and both screamed as they fell over into the puddle.

Black ooze surged over their bodies and coated their skin... their hair. They grunted and groaned, dragging themsleves out of the puddle still dripping in slime.

"What the hell is this stuff," gurgled Lia soporfically, "I feel fucking weird."

She turned and grabbed Eleanors arm to help haul her out of the puddle and grunted in surprise. Her skin flowed like wax and seemed to melt and merge into Eleanors arm. Both girls moaned and gasped in surprise.

"Ughhh what's happening... I'm melting into you," groaned Lia. "I need... I need to merge with you."

The two seemed magnetically drawn together. Eleanor grabbed Lia and pulled her in close and the other girl eagerly slid her arms around her. They began to kiss, their bodies flowing and melting into each other.

"Ohhhh fuck yes, that feels gooood" groaned Eleanor as with wet sucking sounds the two of them combined.

Spinning Eleanor around Lia thrust her hips and grunted as she slid forward. Now they were joined at the hip - Lia's large ass and Eleanor's tight pussy perfectly merged in their lower torso.

They fell into the black goop rolling around in the slime, moaning and gasping in pleasure as their bodies melted into each other.

"Yessss I fucking love it... I need more," groaned Lia scooping up the goo and ripping off her clothes.

Naked the two bitches rubbed and scissored, melting in and out of each other... their forms becoming as one. Wet pops and cracking sounds, grunts and moans filled the air. Pussies gushed with juices and sexual screams of pleasure rose high.

"Yessssss... get inside me you bitch," grunted Lia as Eleanor moaned in her arms.

"Mmmmmh we're becoming one. I can feel your big tits on my chest, your slutty claws on my fingers. I LOVE THIS," orgasmed Eleanor.

Lia giggled and lifted a merged arm. Sharp nails glinted on the end. "Mmmmh I always wanted to be a rich spoiled blonde. We can be so evil together. The two biggest bullies in school, stronger... smarter... sluttier."

"Yesssss let's join together and rule forever," laughed Eleanor.

With a wet sucking sound, arms and legs slid together and faces met. With a slurp the merge completed and a new Goddess was born. She rose from the black goo and it seemed to solidify on her body taking the form of a stylish figure hugging black dresa.

The new bitch was an obscene blend of Eleanor and Lia. She was beautiful rich and stylish like Eleanor, but possessed the curves and hungry slutty look of Lia. She laughed sluttily as she grabbed her big tits and squeezed.

"You fucking loser - you have created a Goddess. We are no longer Eleanor and Lia. I AM ELLIE."

Striding forward - black high heels forming out of the goop Ellie towered over Rosa and grabbing her hair forced her down to her knees.

"In fact I am Goddess Ellie. I am all the nastiest most evil parts of my former selves. I also have double the strength, stamina and sexual urges of a normal woman. I have become super human."

A hand closed round Rosa's throat and she gurgled as Ellie lifted her effortlessly from the ground as if she weighed nothing. The other girl was clearly inhumanely strong and Rosa noted she was nearly six foot in height... an amazon Goddess.

"That's right bitch - enjoy looking at me. Don't you wish you could look like this? Well don't worry... you can!"

With a laugh Ellie hurled Rosa into the puddle of black slime and the nerd screamed as ahe began to sink into the ooze.

Turning on her heels Ellie grinned and began to walk into the slime. "With you as part of us, we will be even more powerful. You manipulated us both for years - you're smart, intelligent and cunning. Soon we will be too. Don't worry loser - this is going to feel soooooo good."

Rosa screamed as her bully pushed her down into the slime... and everything went dark.

********

Ellie-Rose adjusted her booted heel so that her male slave could better lick the shiny latex.

She watched him lapping away whilst idly examining her phone and watching the push notifications indicating another $1000 dollars had just been transfered to her account by one of her other subs.

That was $10,000 this week and it was only Tuesday.

Kicking her slaves face away with a bored bitchy look she instructed him to open the door of her Bentley. She had just arrived at her Bulls house.

Walking down the drive to her black lovers mansion, her pussy already tingling at the thought of the pounding it was about to receive from his thick black cock - she idly scrolled through other messages on her phone.

Ellie-Rose's cruel lips twisted into a smile as she saw the message from her science team.

"Goddess - the goop has been synthesized and is available for mass production."

Sliding down her panties and throwing them into a bush for her slave to retrieve and sniff later, she walked into her bulls home wet and ready to fuck whilst her hands slid her phone back into her handbag.

Her final action before she let go was to push the send button on her response.

Proceed...

THE END

#evie hyde #merging #black goop #slime #bitchification #f2f #bullies