#WELCOME TO DISCO HELL

[ocglaze]

Anneliese the Fox and Blueberry the Bear

#WELCOME TO DISCO HELL #Furry #my unfortunate art #my unfortunate ocs #:3 #Anneliese the fox #Blueberry the bear #He/him and she/her respectively btw. me when gay people.

[jonahmagnus]

~From another world~ ~Cosmicandy girl ✨~

#Welcome to disco hell #Digital art #the Orion experience #<- bc this is technically Cosmicandy girl fanart even tho it’s my oc #DD the disco god #<- her name now I’ve just decided #Eyestrain #oc #original character #my unfortunate art #My unfortunate ocs #:3 #purple #R3BLOG THIS POST. OR EYE KILL YOU. #artists on tumblr

[saebaragi]

not to be dramatic but if I don't have a 20 years old bday party i will kword myself

#random stuff on my account like usual #i deserve a treat #it wasn't easy to be here for all those years #yesterday i found out i've been fighting even since before i was born #fr i deserve a party #'congrats you survived teenage hell' #and also 'welcome to adult hell' #i need a exciting party with colorful balloons drinks and my friends #shit i deserve a disco ball and piñatas #i'm gonna watch subliminal videos to get a job so i can save money for that #my bday is only in the end of the year so i believe i have time to plan #i dont want much but i actually do deserve a fancy party #tw: mentions of suicide ig

[termagax]

if you hate country rap jazz or funk you are NOT welcome on this blog. if youve ever said a dirty word about disco in your life youre going straight to hell brother

[d-criss-news]

Darren Criss Makes His ‘Hazbin Hotel’ Debut in Episode 6 (And Yes, He Sings!!)

Keep calm, this is not a drill! Darren Criss welcomes the Hazbin Hotel crew to Heaven in the latest episode of the hit animated musical comedy on Prime Video.

The Glee star’s guest appearance was no surprise as he was one of the many voice actors announced last November to appear in the first season.

Hazbin Hotel premiered January 19, 2024 and follows Princess of Hell Charlie (Erika Henningsen) as she opens a rehabilitation center for sinners, following an annual Extermination event where Angels hunt those in Hell.

Episode 6, “Welcome to Heaven,” sees Criss joining the cast as Saint Peter, known in Christianity as one of the founders of the Christian Church, who guards the pearly gates to Heaven. In the episode, Charlie and her girlfriend Vaggie (Stephanie Beatriz) visit Heaven to have a meeting about the Hazbin Hotel and the impending Extermination.

Criss, who won an Emmy and Golden Globe Award for his lead role in The Assassination of Gianni Versace, makes an early appearance in the episode and lends his dreamy voice to the disco-pop song “Welcome to Heaven,” by Sam Haft and Andrew Underberg.

The musical number features Saint Peter giving Charlie and Vaggie a tour of Heaven, pointing out that there are “no burglaries” and “everyone is hot.” How charming!

Criss is notorious for singing on the small screen after having his breakthrough role in the Fox musical comedy Glee, where he covered hit songs, such as “Teenage Dream,” “Raise A Glass,” and “Somebody That You Used to Know.” He went on to appear in the musical episode of The Flash, reuniting with his former Glee costars Grant Gustin and Melissa Benoist.

The actor has also starred in the Broadway musicals How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying and Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and is gearing up to replace Corbin Bleu in off-Broadway’s Little Shop of Horrors.

#darren criss #decider #hazbin hotel #press #jan 2024

[mybrainismelted]

Weekly Tag Wednesday!! 🏷️

hello friends and welcome back to weekly tag game wednesday! Thanks to our lovely host Macy for brining us - a Very Random Q&A!

Thanks for the tags @heymacy and @thepupperino

name: Kat 😺

your time zone: EDT or UTC-5

favorite food: ummmm... all of it? except the kinds that one to kill me. I don't like them.

your eye color: boring brown

do you have curly, wavy, or straight hair? curls for days

coffee or tea? coffee to wake up, tea for comfort

you can only listen to one album for the rest of your life. which album is it? Probably one of the old 90's compilation albums

how many countries have you visited? three, I guess... but they are BIG countries

favorite social media platform (other than tumblr): discord

if you had to be reincarnated as an animal, what animal would you want to be? hmmm... elephant maybe?

relationship status: single

did you go to college? if so, what did you study? Yep - computer programming

you’ve just made a letterboxd account. what are your top 4 films? oh. um. Apollo 13, Schindler's List, Hackers, and Empire Records

what’s one of your pet peeves? life

what’s one of your guilty pleasures? well not on HERE, but in general? My Gallavich obsession

and finally, if you could learn any skill, what skill would you want to learn? how the hell do people keep their houses tidy all the time???

tags under the cut

tagging @blue-disco-lights, @jrooc, @krysmiss, @creepkinginc, @deedala

@deathclassic, @lee-ow, @stocious, @transmurderbug, @transmickey

@spookygingerr, @em-harlsnow, @ms-moonlight-inn, @suzy-queued

@such-a-barbarian, @wehangout, @suchagallabitch, @michellemisfit, @darlingian

#tag game #weekly tag wednesday

[butternaife]

no time at all!-- PILOT

Welcome Home + reader

warnings: derealisation, could cause paranoia, not proofread lmao

notes: so here's the first little drabble of the story I'd mentioned earlier! I'm not new at all to writing, but please keep in mind this is the first story I've posted to Tumblr, so the formatting could suck really bad. 

I have SO many ideas for what I want to continue this with, please tell me if you want to see more. thanks for reading!!  please please please rb if you're able :3

part 2 is posted!

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The sounds of the coffee shop around you filled the room; the everyday hustle and bustle of footsteps, casual chatter, and the clinking of porcelain cups were a familiar comfort, and god knows you needed it right now.

The face of the website you'd had open for several days now stared at you (through you?), the direct eye contact of the cartoon puppet mascots making you squirm in your seat.

Welcome Home! It said in bright pastel letters and a font you didn't recognize, though it sparked a deep sense of nostalgia in you; the whole concept did. In fact, that was the whole reason you’d found yourself falling down this rabbit hole of researching, trying any kind of letter combinations in the web address, scrolling through every page you could access with all the text highlighted.

You knew the secrets: the hidden messages, the png title responses in the guestbook, the audio mp4… and it thrilled you.

You hadn't grown up watching the infamous puppet show, of course, you doubt anyone has. Hell, part of you agreed with the people saying it didn't ever exist and all of this was just some online creepy pasta goosechase. Even though, it was so fun to play along, right? To be part of the community, or to be part of the joke, it didn't matter at the end of the day.

Whatever circumstances brought you to wherever you were mentally, and here to this cafe physically, this puppet show had you wrapped around its finger; you didn't really know if you loved the mascots, with their fun, bright designs and their bubbly personalities; something akin to what you'd grown up with, like you'd known them your entire life– or if they terrified you. The same traits that had made them so endearing made them so devoid of life, so lonely and cold when you’d think about it too long. Made to be loved by an audience just to be erased from history entirely- all to be excavated now, alongside these grotesque secrets and mysteries… like it was hidden for a reason. (Exciting, right?)

You scrolled absent-mindedly through the Neighborhood page, looking through all the biographies of the characters, picking apart the text in any ways you could, though you can only command-all and highlight for so long before it’s just a desperate attempt made in vain.

you already knew all the secrets

Home is where the heart is and Welcome Home's residents are the heart of the neighborhood. Even if you don't live there, you're still one of its most important denizens! But don't worry, with the help of this colorful array of neighbors, it'll feel just like home in no time at all!

Yeah, yeah, whatever, they love me.

What used to put a pit in your stomach didn't really do all too much now. The immersiveness wears off after a while. It used to fill you with questions: “am i important to them as the viewer? Are they sentient enough to understand? If they are… how do they feel about it? About me?”

Losing yourself in the story was easy initially, but the meandering possibilities became meaningless prompts. It was just a slogan now.

Your cursor hovers over the titular Home, a second delay in hesitation. Even if nothing else sent a chill down your spine, Home would never fail to unnerve you.

You click.

You're greeted by Wally, the PNG of him painting, the one you see plastered over every blog or post regarding Welcome Home. it was silly of you to expect anything else.

You felt yourself ease back into your chair; there aren't any more secrets to discover until the website is next updated.

As you half-heartedly scroll to click on the Good Bye!, a mystery in itself, you saw it.

Wally’s eyes had just followed your mouse, even by just half an inch, you Swear To God you saw them move.

An overwhelming tremor of sudden panic took over your body; you felt your heart fall deep into your stomach. With a loud thunk, you slammed your laptop closed. You felt the stares of concern burn into your back from the other patrons of the coffee shop, but you didn't care. Hoisting yourself up, laptop in tow, you hurry out through the door, only the greeting bell breaking the apprehensive silence youd left behind you.

Its nothing, you were just staring too long,

you'd thought, though partially drowned out by the sound of your footsteps and the deafening beating of your heart.

Of course you got freaked out, you were looking to be scared, so you came up with something to be scared of. That's all it is; made up.

It didn't really happen.

You had to tell yourself this several times as you walked to your car, trying to shake the image out of your head.

It's not real.

#welcome home #welcome home fanfic #welcome home x reader #wally darling x reader #wally darling #welcome home arg #no time at all!

[moonswolfie]

Hold on!

Timeskip!Atsumu x fem!reader (no spoilers tho)

The reader's clothes are described but that's the only thing as far as appearance goes

Also the reader is 23 years old in this, I wish I didn't have to include an age for the reader but it has to be done for the purpouses of the story😭

So I've been watching a lot of "romantic disco pang pang" clips recently (the untapped k-drama potential is real) so I thought of writing this 🤭

(also pretend these are commonplace in japan too)

"Do I really have to go on this thing?" you begged your friend as you two were stading in line to go on Disco Pang Pang. You didn't want to go, really. Considering the reputation that Disco Pang Pang has, the ride was a bit much for you.

"Duh. No backing out." your friend dragged you further as the line moved. "Looks like it's our turn." your friend grinned at you after seeing the group that was on the ride before you get off. You winced a little.

You tried your best to psyche yourself up as you two entered the dreaded machine and sat down next to eachother. "It's fine, you're gonna be fine. It'll be over soon. You just have to hold on and you'll be fine."

You gripped the bar as hard as you possibly can, not even bothering to hide the fear and discomfort on your face. Your friend hit your shoulder lightly, telling you to loosen up.

"I would be able to if you didn't force me to go on this..." you grit through your teeth. You were more scared than mad at your friend at this point.

"Welcome, everyone!" you heard a voice announce through the speakers. So this is the DJ, the guy who controls the ride and picks on the people at random.

Your friend got excited at the sound of his voice while you just gripped on the bars tighter. The machine moved up a little.

"You, the girl in a light pink sweater! How old are you?" the DJ asked.

You looked around at the other people on the ride, quickly realising the DJ is talking to you. You were the only one wearing a light pink sweater.

Oh no, this is the worst... You're gonna kill your friend once you get off.

You reluctantly showed "23" with your hands and nodded when the DJ asked if 23 is correct. You anticipated an insult to be thrown your way, but the DJ said "You, the guy with blonde hair next to her! How old are you?"

You looked to your right to see a muscular guy with dyed blonde hair. He didn't seem scared at all, showed by his lazy grin. He showed "24" with his fingers and nodded when the DJ asked him to confirm.

You were confused. What benefit would the DJ have from knowing your ages?

"Are the both of you single?" the DJ asked in a way where you could easily imagine his eyebrows wiggling behind the speaker.

What the hell is going on?! You gave the DJ a confused nod, the mystery man doing the same thing.

"That's perfect because I think you two would look cute together!" before you could even process what the DJ just said the machine suddenly jerked.

Your grip on the bars wasn't tight since you got a little distracted by the DJ's weird questions and you got launched to your right and onto the guy.

"Ah- I'm sorry-" You apologized, reaching behind you to try and move back into your previous position.

The DJ's words finally registered and you felt yourself blush a little bit.

Are you kidding?! The DJ does that too?!

You're really gonna kill your friend for not telling you the DJ also ships random people together!

But then again... this guy didn't look half bad. Half bad is an understatement, the guy was really hot. But you had no idea what he thought of the whole ordeal. Did he know right away? Was he just as shocked as you are?

You heard him laugh a little " 'S okay." he said, the smile still on his face. He seemed to be enjoying this. He must have known as soon as the DJ asked your ages.

You somehow managed to move back into your original spot, taking a short sigh of relief. Being singled out by the DJ isn't fun at all!

"Hey, where are you running off to? You're gonna make your boyfriend sad!" the DJ yelled, clearly enjoying this and jerking the machine so you fell to his side again.

Just great, now he was calling him your boyfriend.

You yelped when you fell to the floor of the machine after another sudden jerk and you tried getting back up but the DJ wasn't giving you a break with the sporradic jerking.

Suddenly, you felt your arm being grabbed and a strong arm pulled you back up on the seats. It's the guy!

You clutched onto his shirt, holding on for dear life and he wrapped an arm around you to keep you from falling over again.

"You good?" he asked, looking down at you. You nodded in response, a bit too overwhelmed to give him a verbal response at the moment.

"There we go! That's what I like to see!" the DJ commented and you swore you're gonna punch whoever the dude is after killing your friend once you get off.

But then again, maybe being protected in the arms of a attractive guy isn't all that bad. Even if you felt like throwing up right now.

"Are you okay? Does your arm hurt?" you somehow managed to collect your thoughts enough to express your worry for his arm which was still holding onto the bar.

He smiled down at you, although his smile seemed a little strained. "Don't ya worry about lil' old me. I'm really strong, ya know?" he pulled a stupid flirty face and you couldn't help but laugh a little.

"What?! Why are ya laUG-" his sentence was cut off by a big jerk which sent your friend flying to the other side. Oh, right, your friend. You haven't really been checking how she's doing but she seems to be laughing and having fun depsite being thrown around like a ragdoll.

"Oh yeah! You better hold her tight, cuz I'm not holding back!" the DJ laughed through the speakers and somehow the jerking increased even more.

You yelped and full-on hugged him, closing your eyes shut. The rest of the ride felt like a fever dream, the smell of his cologne and his arm tightly wrapped around you being the only things keeping you from emptying your stomach.

After who knows how long, the jerking stopped. You took deep breaths.

"The ride's over, you can open those pretty eyes, ya know." You felt your face flush suddenly. You didn't even notice the ride was over, how embarrasing!!

You quickly let go of Atsumu, mumbling a quick apologybefore getting up to get off the ride. Your friend nudged you with her elbow and wiggled her eyebrows at you. "See, it wasn't that bad. You even scored a hot guy."

"Yeah, and almost threw up on his chest." you retorted.

As you were finally on safe, solid ground again, you caught your breath. That was an insane experience.

"Hey." you heard a familiar voice behind you, and you turned around to see the guy again. Now that you weren't nautious and being spun around and jerked constantly, you could get a much better look at his face.

He really is good-looking and you've done nothing but embarrass yourself in front of him right from the beginning.

"O-Oh, hi." you greeted him back, although a bit awkwardly.

"Yer real cute, so I'm givin' ya this." he handed you a piece of paper which read "Miya Atsumu" followed by his phone number.

"Consider yerself lucky, I don't do this with just any girl." he smirked and walked away, leaving you there staring at the note in shock.

Maybe you should treat your friend to a five star meal instead of killing her.

HELP WHY WAS I CRINGING SO MUCH WHEN WRITING THIS😭😭😭

#˗ˏˋ ★ ☁︎ 「Wolfie's works」 ☾ ★ ˎˊ˗ #haikyū!! #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #x reader #atsumu miya #miya atsumu #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu x reader #atsumu x you #atsumu x y/n #atsumu x female reader #fluff #msby atsumu

[xxtc-96xx]

Welcome to forever disco hell.

I think I might just wait for a giveaway because this is not worth the headache my god, I already hated tera raids but this is a new level of bullshit. In dynamax raids you could use whatever pokemon you wanted, in tera raids apparently you can only use a small handful of specific pokemon with specific moves and pray that you can actually get an attack in cause no one else is gonna do anything, I might as well be fighting with NPCs

a challenge is one thing but this is straight up unfair

[insanepoll]

WELCOME TO THE INSANE CHARACTER TOURNAMENT

Here's where your favourite insane characters will battle to the death for the first spot! More below the "keep reading" line.

Pre-match rounds start April 12th at 1PM (EDT)! Each round will have 24h to vote. For propaganda, you can go ahead and submit it in the askbox or through normal submissions. If you want to post your own propaganda, be sure to tag me so I can reblog it! I hope to see y'all there!!!

Round 1-A matches:

Alex Kralie (Marble Hornets) VS The Antagonist (Hatred (2015))

Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) VS Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)

Tokishige Usami (Golden Kamuy) VS Enerjak (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Evan (EverymanHYBRID)

Azula (ATLA) VS Knock Knock (Phantom Spirits (2002))

Eric Cartman (South Park) VS Wade Wilson / Deadpool (Marvel)

Orochimaru (Naruto) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH I

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto Shippuden) VS Delirium (Sandman)

Castiel (Supernatural) VS Simon Keyes (Ace Attorney Investigations 2)

Opal Koboi (Artemis Fowl) VS Bibble (Barbie Fairytopia)

Hamlet (The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark) VS The Observer (TribeTwelve)

Misty Quigley (Yellowjackets) VS Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

Will Graham (NBC Hannibal) VS Shou Tucker (FMA)

Ophelia (The Tragical History of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark) VS Starscream (Transformers)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH II

The Narrator (Fight Club) VS Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)

Round 1-B matches:

Dabi (My Hero Academia) VS Shinobu Sensui (Yu Yu Hakusho)

The entire cast of Blaseball (Blaseball) VS Trexel Geistman (Stellar Firma)

Seo Moon-jo (Strangers from Hell) VS Sammy Lawrence (Bendy and the Ink Machine)

Sebastian Morgenstern (The Shadowhunter Chronicles) VS GIR (Invader Zim)

Aerion Targaryen (A Song of Ice and Fire) VS Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)

Dottore (Genshin Impact) VS Helena (Orphan Black)

GLaDOS (Portal (Game Series)) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH III

Dr. Franken Stein (Soul Eater) VS Tyrian Callows (RWBY)

Samarie (Fear and Hunger 2: Termina) VS Mahito (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Cersei Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire) VS Lee Dongsik (Beyond Evil)

Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader (Star Wars) VS Rebecca Bunch (Crazy Ex-girlfriend)

John Kramer (Saw) VS The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)

Light Yagami (Death Note) VS Komaeda Nagito (Danganronpa 2)

The Master (Doctor Who) VS Simon Laurent (Infinity Train)

Gollum (Lord of the Rings) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH IV

Roman Roy (Succession) VS Jack (The Shining)

Round 1-C matches:

Jinx (Arcane) VS Niki Sanders / Jessica Sanders (Heroes)

Micolash, Host of the Nightmare (Bloodborne) VS Professor Henry Hidgens (Hatchetfield)

Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein) VS Cicero (Skyrim)

Renfield (Dracula) VS Dr. Gregory House (House MD)

Tim Drake (DC) VS Ultra Violet (Lego Ninjago)

Donatello Hamato (ROTTMNT) VS Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)

The Ice King (Adventure Time) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH V

Villanelle (Killing Eve) VS Kira Yoshikage (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Max (Sam and Max) VS Loki (The Mechanisms)

Darcy (Amphibia) VS Cheryl Tunt (Archer)

Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) VS Dr. Baxter Stockman (TMNT 2003)

Izzy (Total Drama) VS Alfred Drevis (Mad Father)

Michael Distortion (The Magnus Archives) VS Vegas Theerapanyakul (Kinnporsche)

Doomguy (Doom) VS Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous)

Ben Chang (Community) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH VI

Fëanor (The Silmarillion) VS Ryuki (AI: The Somnium Files)

Round 1-D matches:

Eliot Cardale / Eli Ever (Villains Duology) VS Knives Millions (Trigun)

Denji (Chainsaw Man) VS Bubby (Half Life: VR but the AI is Self Aware)

Tsukishima Hajime (Golden Kamuy) VS Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)

Hannibal Lecter (NBC Hannibal) VS Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)

Johnny C. (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac) VS Leopold Fitz (Marvel)

Midori (Your Turn To Die) VS Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul)

Pugsley Addams (The Addams Family) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH VII

Billy Lenz (Black Christmas (1974)) VS Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler)

Goro Akechi (Persona 5) VS Fintan Pyren (Keeper of the Lost Cities)

Galahad (The Mechanisms) VS Alexander Hilbert (Wolf 359)

Armand (Interview with the Vampire) VS Spinel (Steven Universe)

Jīn Guāngyáo (Mo Dao Zu Shi (The Untamed)) VS Himiko Toga (My Hero Academia)

Morgana Pendragon (BBC Merlin) VS Nikolai Gogol (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Harley Quinn (DC) VS Xue Yang (Mo Dao Zu Shi (The Untamed))

Eren Jaeger (Attack on Titan) VS WINNER PRE-MATCH VIII

Chat Blanc (Miraculous) VS Volo (Pokemon Legends Arceus)

But first, we'll have the pre-match rounds that will determine if any of the following characters that almost didn't survive the cut will manage to secure a spot in the competition! They are as follows:

PRE-MATCH I: Caleb (Blood (1997)) VS Tuco Salamanca (Better Call Saul)

PRE-MATCH II: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony) VS Amy Kirio (Mairimashita! Iruma-kun)

PRE-MATCH III: Magic Man (Adventure Time) VS Mindbender (GI Joe Renegades)

PRE-MATCH IV: Jevil (Deltarune) VS Midari Ikishima (Kakegurui)

PRE-MATCH V: Dennis Reynolds (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) VS Eddie Gluskin (Outlast)

PRE-MATCH VI: Vanilla Ice (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) VS Roberto (Futurama)

PRE-MATCH VII: Jonathan Crane / The Scarecrow (DC) VS Annie Wilkes (Misery)

PRE-MATCH VIII: Ben Linus (Lost) VS Kristoph Gavin (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

#insane character poll #info insane character poll #disclaimer about deadpool: he is canonically insane due to the experiments that gave him his healing factor #he once stabbed weasel bc he ate his snack. dont @ me #sorry for the wait and also if there's any spelling mistakes #tumblr bracket #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #character tournament #poll #polls #info banner

[palestaticexchange]

THE PALE STATIC EXCHANGE

YOU - You're sat on the silt rubbing the grains between idle fingers as you stare ahead.

THE PALE - The churning mass is usually indifferent. You cannot call it "large" or "unloving" because to describe the pale in measurements is to be "incorrect".

THE PALE - However, today you get the sense it is more... *Benevolent* than usual. If this SEEMS incorrect to you then you're closer to "correct" than you were at the start of this paragraph.

CONCEPTUALISATION - Things enter the pale. They are forgotten, or changed irrevocably, but they seldom re-emerge in one piece.

RHETORIC - Not without teams of clever little people working very, *very* hard for far too little pay that is.

PERCEPTION (sight) - None the less: something emerges.

THE PALE - It is a hand - just a hand - no body follows, and it's holding something out for you. A... Gift?

Hell yeah! I love gifts!

This seems a bit dodgy.

YOU - This seems a bit dodgy.

THE PALE - Does it? Does the disembodied hand emerging from the physical manifestation of entropy SCARE you? You wet wipe? God *he* really IS rubbing off on you.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - And not even in the fun way.

Hell yeah! I love gifts!

This seems a bit dodgy.

THE PALE - Of course you do. Life doesn't throw many fun surprises your way, why look a gift horse in the mouth?

Welcome to "Pale Static Exchange" a Disco Elysium fanworks trade.

#PALE STATIC EXCHANGE #de gift exchange #pale static lore #disco elysium

[ocglaze]

Welcome…. To disco hell

#my unfortunate ocs #my unfortunate art #welcome to disco hell #:3 #lineup #Uhh idk #Digital art #oc #original character #slash shrug. That’s all eye can think of to tag #Eyestrain #Jason the rabbit #Jacklyn the rabbit #Anna Lee the fox #Felicia the wolf #Blueberry the bear #Vanessa the hope #Maria the Spider #Lucky the lucky rabbit #<- why am I tagging my previously-only-seen-as-furries ocs on this post of only humans? DONT WORRY ABOUT IT. NOTHING BAD HAS EVER HAPPENED #Yes this is like the 80s/90s lol #Ahhhhh gay people. Anyways #I’ll make this into a photograph later LOL #<3 #Peace and love

[jonahmagnus]

Final boss privileges! ✨

+ Lore accurate glowy version :3

#My unfortunate art #My unfortunate ocs #What should Eye tag this assssss… what should the tag beeeee…… 🐝 #Welcome to disco hell #<- yeah that tracks #Oc #Original character #guitar #Digital art #eyestrain #perspective #:3 #<3 #What should her name beeee. Uhm #Maria the spider #Spidergirl #Existential the spider #<- also her name. She’s very versatile #Nonbinary #Hmmm I just thought of another one #Existential the Star

[selineram3421]

Hello!!! I saw you do a lot of Alastor requests (which Im highly grateful for)

I was wondering if you could do one for when idk Y/N or basically a new person drops in hell they met most of the HH cast except for Alastor but right before they meet for the first time they were listening to Video Killed the Radio Star and singing to it (on and off)

How would you think Alastor would react?

Most of my request have been for him lol.

Installing the Disco Ball

Alastor & Reader Oneshot

~

You were running from the music store, holding onto the cassette player you recently stole. Also a bag with a bunch of cassette tapes.

"Hey! You're not getting away from me you piece of shit!", you hear the shop owner shout.

Why do they even care about this stuff? They're getting more money by selling CDs. You thought as you ran, turning at a corner. Uh oh-

A dead end.

Staring at the brick wall for a moment, you look around to see if there's something you can climb to escape.

"Nowhere to run now.", the person you were running from says, blocking the exit.

"Ya know, you sound like a greaser from one of those old movies. Where they are about to jump somebody.", you say, turning to face them. "Can I just get a slap on the wrist?", you shrug.

They pull out a bat.

"So that's a no..", you mumble.

Next thing you know, you're plummeting down into Hell.

Yeah, that hurt.

Upside is that the cassette player you stole was still on you! Looking through your pockets you also find cassettes. Score.

After walking around for a while, you find a flyer that says hotel with vacant rooms and no pay. Its covered in highlighter and glitter.

"Hmm..kinda shady but I'm sold with the glitter.", you tell yourself and start walking.

You knock on the double doors with a rhythm, then remember this is a hotel. So that's a weird thing to do..

"We don't want your fucking brownies!", a demon with long white hair yells out as they yank the door open.

Blink blink.

"Um, I don't have brownies..", you say and lift up the pink flyer. "I do have this flyer though, am I at the right place?", you ask, shaking the paper and glitter falling from it.

"Oh, yeah.", she answers and moves to the side for you to enter. "Come on in."

Once inside, you're greeted by a very bubbly blonde.

"Hi! Welcome to the Happy Hotel!", she says with a wide smile and bounces in place. "You're going to love your stay here!"

"Cool.", you say. "I just died so I had no idea where to go, then I saw glitter.", you hold up the flyer.

The blonde squeals and the white haired demon just sighs. After proper introductions, the two show you around the hotel. (Or at least the almost finished rooms.) Then you're led into an office. You ended up working at the hotel and got a free room.

Not double dead, got a job, and living somewhere for free!

It was a win in your book.

.

Eventually you got headphones for the cassette player and had them on most of the time. You've met the other demon in the hotel while listening to music. A really fluffy spider demon.

Today you had gone shopping for two specific cassette tapes. Don't Stop Believing by Journey and Video Killed The Radio Star by The Buggles. Also a few Daft Punk ones.

You kinda had to almost kill someone for them but you were able to get them! Yay!

Going back to the hotel, you go up to finish installing the disco ball that Charlie wanted in the "ball room." It was just a big open space with a stage. After getting your tools, you set up the latter and put on your headset. Fully immersed in your work and the music, you didn't hear anything.

Not even the whole musical number going on in the lobby with the Radio Demon, or the hole caused by Sir Pentious.

Safety glasses were on and you had a head light on to be able to see what you were doing.

They took the credit for your second symphony

You sang along as you got a screw from the box on top of your stomach. Kinda in a weird position but hey, it worked.

Rewritten by machine and new technology

And now I understand the problems you can see

Mumbling the lyrics, you kept working on the base of the contraption that would lower the disco ball. You hummed the rest and didn't hear the doors open.

.

Alastor had offered to make jambalaya for everyone after getting rid of the annoying snake demon. Getting ready to walk into the kitchen.

That is until the princess stopped him.

"Um, I hope you can make enough for everyone.", she says.

"Why of course! It would be terrible not to!", he smiles and does a quick head count. "Six servings, and a little more for extra."

"Seven.", Charlie says, putting up a finger.

"Oh?", the Radio Demon hums.

"They have a tendency to work with their headphones on and its probably why we haven't seen them today.", she shrugs apologetically. "They are in the ball room if you want to meet them."

"That's good to know.", he says and thinks it over for a moment. "Very well, I shall introduce myself before making the meal."

He now stood in front of the double doors of the ball room and pushed them open.

"Hello!"

.

The best part was coming up and you were almost done with the whole base! All you had left to do was to attach the wire and the disco ball.

In my mind and in my car

We can't rewind, we've gone too far

Oh-a-aho oh. Oh-a-aho oh.

That little bit of instrumental played and you kinda shimmied. Not too much or else your tools would fall.

Video killed the radio star

Video killed the radio star

In my mind and in my car

We can't rewind, we've gone too far

Pictures came and broke your heart

You were too gone into the music to notice the growing static coming from behind you.

Put the blame on VCR!

Then the latter wobbled, making you get out of your weird position.

You are the radio star. You are the radio star. Video killed-

The song continued.

"Whoa!", you yelp as you lose hold of the dang thing and close your eyes as you began falling.

No hard landing but whatever caught you felt weird.

"Oof!", you let out, eyes still shut tight.

The headphones were slid off of your ears and left on your neck. Opening your eyes and looking up, you see a pair of glowing red eyes. The volume was loud enough for the both of you to hear the music.

Video killed the radio star. Video killed the radio star. Video killed the radio star. Video killed the radio star. Video-

You didn't notice when the man grabbed your cassette player until he lifted it up and pressed the pause button, stopping the music.

"Now that I have your attention and ceased that terrible song.", he sets you down, but doesn't give back your music player. "I am Alastor. The Radio Demon.", he emphasizes the last bit.

You blinked up at the red man. Looking to your cassette and then back at him a few times.

"Hey..", you wave and reach for your cassette player. "Can I just get this back-"

He moves it out of your reach.

"May I have your name? Hm?", he says with a grin.

You tell him your name, not letting up on reaching for the source of your jams.

"Gimme my-", you almost touch it but get twirled into a dip. "Whoop-!", you say in surprise, clutching onto the man's coat with one hand.

"Would you be so kind to tell me why you're listening to such a song?", he says, still smiling.

The cassette player is between both of your interlocked hands, music still paused.

"Its a favorite?", you shrug, eyes to the cassette before looking back at the red man. "Kinda ironic since I still like to listen to the radio."

That's all it took for you to be spun back into standing.

"How splendid! Not really my cup of coffee due to the lyrics, but music is music.", he laughs, dusting you off. "I have a request though."

Fingers hold your chin and tilt your head up, now in eye contact with the Radio Demon. He leans in closer to your face, staring right into your eyes.

"Don't play it around me."

You nod, a bit flustered and dumbfounded at how this guy is just ok with being super close.

"Good!", he says pulling away. "Now! I'm making jambalaya for everyone. I hope you can handle a little spice!", he goes on talking as he makes his way back over to the doors.

You stand there for a bit trying to process everything as he leaves the room with a wave.

"Ok...", you say and shake your head.

Turning around, you see the latter not on the floor but still standing up.

. . . .

Patting your pockets after feeling your hands empty, you realize that he took your cassette player along with him.

"That jerk!", you gasp.

~

This version of the reader is just done with everything and just vibes now. Mood.

~Seline, the person.

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[fashiondisastertournament]

🎉The bracket is here! Round 1 Group D concluded! + Round 1 Masterlist

The 64 fictional characters who will compete for the title of the Worst Dressed have been now selected. Thank you once more for your nominations! ALL VOTING WITHIN ROUND 1 HAS NOW CONCLUDED

The bracket is super tiny on Tumblr, so here are the matchups in text format, divided into 4 groups (A, B, C, D). Groups A & C have all the frequently nominated characters in them, while groups B & D exist to give a chance to those characters who were nominated only once but in a particularly convincing way or who just look exceptionally Disastrous! All matches have been randomized - but I made sure to put the two most frequently nominated characters on two different sides of the bracket, not to worry ❤️

ROUND 1: MATCHUPS & MASTERLIST

Group A (popular nominees; top left of bracket) VOTING CONCLUDED

Matchup #1: Taako (The Adventure Zone) vs Trexel Geistman (Stellar Firma) -> Trexel wins!

Matchup #2: Sanji (One Piece) vs Franky (One Piece) -> Sanji wins!

Matchup #3: Hunter (The Owl House) vs Harrier du Bois (Disco Elysium) -> Harrier wins!

Matchup #4: Raikou Shimizu (Nabari no Ou) vs Goro Akechi (Persona 5) -> Raikou wins!

Matchup #5: Kanatsun (Entropic Float) vs Leon (Pokémon) -> Leon wins!

Matchup #6: Konoha (Kagerou Project) vs Rui Kamishiro (Project Sekai) -> Rui wins!

Matchup #7: Pannacotta Fugo (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) vs Sora (Kingdom Hearts) -> Fugo wins!

Matchup #8: Sock (Welcome to Hell) vs Midoriya Izuku (My Hero Academia) -> Sock wins!

Matchup #9: Shigeo Kageyama (Mob Psycho 100) vs Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) -> Cecil wins!

Group B (special chance; bottom left of bracket) VOTING CONCLUDED

Matchup #10: Gamzee (Homestuck) vs Tidus (Final Fantasy X) -> Tidus wins!

Matchup #11: Pico (Newsgrounds Museum 2 version) vs Hecatia Lapislazuli (Touhou Project) -> Pico wins!

Matchup #12: Alear (Fire Emblem: Engage) vs Captain Agent 3 (Splatoon 3) -> Alear wins!

Matchup #13: Mineta Minoru (My Hero Academia) vs Dr. Andre (Inside Job) -> Minoru wins!

Matchup #14: Wiggle Wigglebottom (Bugsnax) vs Tighnari (Genshin Impact) -> Wiggle wins!

Matchup #15: Daredevil/Matt Murdock (Marvel 616) vs Tingle (Zelda) -> Tingle wins!

Matchup #16: Lesley (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs Shouta Aizawa (My Hero Academia) -> Lesley wins!

Group C (popular nominees; top right of bracket) VOTING CONCLUDED

Matchup #17: Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs DIO (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) -> Gabriel wins!

Matchup #18: Satan (Obey Me!) vs Naruto (Naruto) -> Satan wins!

Matchup #19: Teru Hanazawa (Mob Psycho 100) vs Leonardo (Rise of the TMNT) -> Teru wins!

Matchup #20: Neku Sakuraba (The World Ends with You) vs Julian Bashir (Star Trek) -> Julian wins!

Matchup #21: Nanashi (Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse) vs Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles 2) -> Rex wins!

Matchup #22: Ex (Puyo Puyo Tetris) vs The Sixth Doctor (Doctor Who) -> Sixth Doctor wins!

Matchup #23: Quark (Star Trek) vs Harper Finkle (Wizards of Waverly Place) -> Harper wins!

Matchup #24: Kusuo Saiki (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K) vs Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) -> Zaphod wins!

Group D (special chance; bottom right of bracket)  VOTING CONCLUDED

Matchup #25: Ryu Natsume (Paradox Live) vs Lu Yi (Dislyte) -> Ryu wins!

Matchup #26: Hannah Montana (Hannah Montana) vs Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) -> Hannah wins!

Matchup #27: Miuccia Miuller (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) vs Gonzo (The Muppet Show) -> Miuccia wins!

Matchup #28: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (My Immortal) vs Leviathan (Obey Me!) -> Ebony wins!

Matchup #29: Haiji Senri (Len’en) vs Dick Grayson (DC) -> Dick wins!

Matchup #30: Raizou (One Piece) vs Serizawa Katsuya (Mob Psycho 100) -> Raizou wins!

Matchup #31: Blue Sargent (The Raven Cycle) vs Ghetsis Harmonia (Pokémon Black and White) -> Ghetsis wins!

Matchup #32: Jake Sisko (Star Trek) vs Condiment King (Batman: The Animated Series) -> Jake wins!

Questions? Concerns? Complaints? Please check the FAQ under read-more for answers!

And as always... may the Worst Dressed win!

FAQ

~"How is [x] character a fashion disaster? I like their look/ they're iconic/ they look alright/ etc. etc." First of all, this is a very lighthearted competition that doesn't mean to be negative or judgmental! A Fashion Disaster can sometimes be (affectionate): in some cases there's nothing more iconic than a bit of this pizazz. I like quite a few of the looks on this list (and sometimes dress much worse) but if they have been included, this means that either: 1) they have been nominated multiple times 2) they have been nominated at least once and whoever nominated them provided a very convincing or funny explanation of why they were a Fashion Disaster (for example by pointing out one particularly bad outfit - not necessarily their main outfit!) 3) they have been nominated at least once and upon looking them up, I noticed that they tick many of the boxes that were described repeatedly in other people's explanations of what they consider disastrous: e.g. clashing patterns, excessive accessories, crocs, bad haircuts, etc. etc. In any case, every poll will come with a brief explanation of why people have been nominating a certain character! To make sure that people vote informed ❤️ ~"Why are you randomizing matchups instead of seeding?" I totally see the value of seeding for most competitions, but this one here is largely unpredictable - a lot of characters got the same amount of nominations, and how Disastrous they are is entirely subjective. The competition is also quite visual-based - it's about looks rather than knowing a character, so it's more likely that people will vote for an unknown character than in other competitions, which risk becoming popularity polls quite quickly. Basically: I'd simply have no idea how to determine the ranking of most contestants here for proper seeding! That's why I opt for randomized matches - but I did make sure to put the two most nominated characters on the opposing sides of the bracket. ~"Why is [x] character not included?" There was a total of 174 unique characters nominated to this tournament! If the one you were rooting for did not make it, I'm sorry! One or more of the following was likely the cause: 1) they have not been nominated more than once 2) they have not ticked as many boxes for what other people considered disastrous as some other characters with a single nomination did 3) a lot of characters have been submitted from the same source. After choosing 3 most nominated ones, I couldn't include more! The rule is max. 3 characters per source. ~"Is propaganda encouraged?"

More than encouraged! Please tag me if you make any posters/posts/try to support your faves in another way throughout the tournament, I'd love to see and reblog it! ❤️

#fashiondisastertournament #updates! #polls

[istherewifiinhell]

Doing the name song thing from that joelle and rory did. god this is TOUGH. was anyone gonna fucking tell me my url was my favourite number amount of letters long. thats so long....

(hey boss isnt this playlist like half austin wintory tf the movie/vince dicola music) Yes?? ur welcome??? anddd???

youtube linked tracklist for u. other people

I - I was Born for This - Journey Soundtrack (Austin Wintory)

S - Skotschne - Everything Returns by Black Ox Orkestar

T - Triangle - Rumble of Thunder by The HU

H - Hunger - The Transformer: The Movie Soundtrack (Axe Kick)

E - Eye Know - 3 Feet High and Rising by De La Soul

R - Relimerence - Concentrate by The Happy Fits

E - Elasmosaurus Platypus - ABZÛ Soundtrack (Austin Wintory)

W - Waving Flags - Do You Like Rock Music by Sea Power

I - Instruments of Destruction - TF:TM Soundtrack (N.G.R.)

F - Foreword - Variables by Alfa Mist

I -Instrument of Surrender -Disco Elysium Soundtrack (Sea Power)

I - Impetuous Beast - The Pathless Soundtrack (Austin Wintory)

N - Never Coming Home - Live the Dream by Ramshackle Glory

H - Hell Car - Ant Farm by The Zells

E - Eugene - Purple Haus By Bear the Mammoth

L - Love's First Explosion - COUNTER/weight soundtrack (Jack de Quidt) is not available on youtube, please enjoy this amv instead

L - Legacy - TF:TM (cut song)/Saturday Morning RPG Soundtrack (Vince Dicola)

Below is bandcamp links with 2 covers for the tf movie songs and im gonna have to rb for the second half. jesus fucking christ

(Cover)

#hold please for the reblog