#a hundred questions

[p1nkshield]

I saw a post where everyone in the batfam had adopted the airhead Brucie Wayne cover except for Damian and of course Alfred. So I wanted to add to the pile. :)

All of them are sitting in a restaurant

Brucie: … wait this has a little label for vegetarian on it but it doesn’t have any meat in it. I think you forgot to label it vegan!

Waiter: … this has whipped cream, eggs and milk in it sir.

Dick: Wait whipped cream isn’t vegan?!?

Jason: No, I’m pretty sure it is.

Dick: well if it isn’t I messed up my vegan challenge week and nobody told me!

Tim: can’t we just pay someone to find out if whipped cream is vegan?

Brucie: Good idea! [Takes out $100 bill and hands it to the waiter] Is whipped cream vegan?

Waiter: uhh

Damian: PLEASE STOP! NONE OF YOU HAVE DIETARY RESTRICTIONS! WHY DID THIS BECOME A DEBATE?

Dick: that’s not true I’m a pescatarian now! I really miss eating fish but it’s worth it!

Damian with head in hands: that’s not what- ugh forget it!

The waiter now confirms to everyone that they come across that Damian Wayne is indeed the holder of the Wayne Family Braincell.

Tabloids dub this conversation the dessert debate. It becomes a trend to ask what Bruce thinks is vegan during interviews.

#batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #Damian calculates the tip so his father doesn’t throw a couple hundred dollars as tip #poor Damian! free him!! #incorrect batfamily quotes #Jason is only playing along cause it gets to Damian so much #brucie wayne #Brucie I have one more question for you #is shrimp vegan? #Bruce: I didn’t think there would be a quiz section! uhh yes?

[personasintro]

Is ch 58 complete? If not, how is the writing process going?

17.9k at the moment. I’m hoping to finish it tomorrow, no promises tho.

#I’m only answering this bc I got like hundreds of questions like this since I opened my asks again #I’m working on it guys and I’m doing my best!! I just wanna make sure you’re gonna enjoy it and I’m satisfied with 58 <3 #ask: anon #ask: mutual help

[natjennie]

julian describing himself as a "former politician, brackets, disgraced" is maybe the funniest line of the show

#its definitely one of the funniest thing he's ever said #s5 is so fun actually because they're so comfortable in their characters #and also the characters are more comfortable in their existence #like. the way they've adapted to modern life and having alison around #kitty casually watching is it cake and pretending to be spider-man #them all playing the april fools prank on alison #trying to play trivia game shows and eventually having alison answer questions about their different time periods #its all so seamless #it's not alison wrangling weird dead people anymore #it's just a group of wacky roommates #some of whom are incorporeal and have been there for hundreds upon thousands of years #i love you ghosts #bbc ghosts

[siren-of-agony]

Immortal whumper that let's immortal whumpee run away every now and again.

They both know, sooner or later, they'll be found again.

#whump #whump prompt #immortal whumpee #Immortal whumper #🤌 It's about the constant fear 🤌 #🤌 It's about the recapture trope 🤌 #🤌 It's about the characters knowing each other so so well and them being the only constant in each other's long long lives 🤌 #🤌 It's about the horror in the comfort and the comfort in the horror 🤌 #🤌 It's about the question if running away is worth it or if the anticipation of being found again and again isn't worse than enduring #the constant torture 🤌 #Okey im done now #Actually #🤌It's about maybe feeling almost safe after like a hundred years or more only to realize that whumper has actually been waiting close by #for years for exactly that moment #Maybe even having wormed their way into whumpees social circle #To show how fake that safety always was 🤌 #Also 🤌 It's about the intimacy 🤌

[clay-cuttlefish]

Have you ever wondered what was up with that faceless guy from Justice League Unlimited? Or how that recurring cop from Batman the Animated Series ended up as a vigilante? Or just really wanted to read about some pulp detectives having existential crises while trying to be superheroes?

Well, this is the excessively detailed spreadsheet for you!

Featuring every single appearance* of both Vic Sage and Renee Montoya, as well as the other characters who've temporarily taken up the mantle, categorized by how much they show up and how important it is to their arcs. Also includes content warnings and my notes, which are mostly just rambling.

*currently just comics. TV/movies/video games will be coming shortly. I'm avoiding watching Gotham.

Please let me know if there's anything I could fix or improve!

Thanks to @megamind2010 for the template.

#the question #vic sage #renee montoya #dc comics #dc reading list #clayposts #nearly nine hundred comics in this. aaaaaaaah

[rainedroptalks]

Beautiful mutuals (not) in my area want to drown me

#ramblings #the mutuals in question know who they are #the beauty of the internet is that I can make connections with ppl who live hundreds of miles away from me #the sad thing is that I cannot visit exactly 2 of them around any body of water

[mrs-gauche]

“...Instead of just seeing a pair of pointed ears.”

#solas #solavellan #dragon age #dai gifs #my gifs #the fact that I could add a hundred more gifs to this #although this set is more centered around his romance.. #..I think this point equally applies to the friendship route #one of my favorite aspects about Solas' character.. #(and this goes for every character of course but even more so for Solas because of who he is) #..is that - in order to fully understand him and crack his guards.. #..you have to sit down and actually *listen* to him.. #..you have to *ask* questions.. #..you have to take him out on your party.. #part of the reason why I love to capture these little moments with the flycam and make a hundred gif sets of him.. #..is because his character is so layered that you have to look at these hundred little puzzle pieces first in order to get the full picture #and yet there's still so much we don't know about him #and I just like to highlight these little moments with the flycam the best I can #there's just so much to him *if you try to understand* #something that Solas respects and values most #to question and look beyond preconceptions #to think for yourself #and that's why we never get tired of analyzing his lines 😂 #(also note to myself - listened to The Red Thread from the Unravel soundtrack while making this - for extra heartbreak 💔)

[squeakadeeks]

moodboard for this past week ❤️

#they should invent a grad school thats not fucking insane #i'm hanging in there but im the most unwell i've been in AWhile #this week was just horrible #there was already the freezer food incident but it also started off with a very severe pain episode thats putting me in constant woe #even mundane motion has been agonizing which is McAwesome bc we had a lab inspection which involved moving hundreds of pounds of equipment #during which we found a blackwidow and rats which we had to deal with and was a whole thing psychologically on top of the physical toll #the new class fiasco is still popping off and i had to respond to at this point over 400 emails in the fleeting moments outside of lab #AND A STUDENT TRIED TO FINANCIALLY BRIBE THEIR WAY INTO THE CLASS ? ?? ?? ????? #then the instructor wanted to use me as a guinea pig and i had to test new circuit boards but I wasnt given any time to do so properly #i had to test them plus get them operational and deal with my incoming students all in a frantic 10 minute window #im in charge of running our meetings too but the instructor was interrupting and having side conversations that made it really hard- #to train the other people on the new equipment in a smooth manner #which meant that a bunch of people had to keep me after to ask questions which made me late for my drs appointment #where i found out i cant get the new covid vaccine bc my heart and blood levels arnt stable enough #and joanns lost an expensive+critical fabric order of mine+i had to give a big presentation this week on my research that was stressful #and my inbox is still blowing up from being needed all over the place between teaching lab and classes and yall i am. so so tired. #im in so much pain and so stressed out #debating the ethics of turning into a pile of lint to escape my responsibilities and mortal frame

[variousqueerthings]

the fucking whiplash btw when twelve announces they're 2000 years old. ten lived for about six years. eleven lived for more than 1000 years?

#unless they've just lost count or they're just making shit up #but I just??? eleven lived for longer than all the other doctors COMBINED???? #doctor who #dw #the doctor #the twelfth doctor #the eleventh doctor #the tenth doctor #i have questions #the first one of which is: does this even make sense? #listen i knOW there's that truly terrible final episode in eleven's run where they stick around some random town for hundreds and hundreds #of years... and before THAT they had a few hundred down already #i have questions about the doctor and ageing specifically as it pertains to eleven and just being THAT old though #i guess there's a sliiightly bit more acceptance of the idea that so many people around the universe know that exact face #in a sort of *yoooo that's so old they're basically a god (even though they Are Not) kind of way* #but my first question is STILL: DOES THIS EVEN MAKE SENSE? #i KNOW canon is messy but does it???

[yandere-daydreams]

i'd hate to be publicly unhinged but is there anyone else in the world who has actually read house of leaves and can anyone please tell me why it's Like That

#to be clear i am Not Enjoying Myself #like i'm three hundred pages in and i've googled 'mark z danielewski probelms with women' fifteen times #i seek Answers but i do not know what my question are

[grimalkinmessor]

This is very very important this is so necessary to me personally and also everyone else

AND GIVE YOUR REASONS WHY 🫵 EVEN IF THE ANSWER IS JUST "Vibes" 🫵

#death note #yagami light #light yagami #poll #polls #this is an important question #i need answers #this needs to be in the scrolls of old #this is the question scholars will ask a hundred years from now and i shall have recorded the answers of the public #very important very important

[bisan-is-trying]

Speaking a language that you've been learning for a while is scary.

Speaking it with a native speaker is freaking terrifying. Especially if you mess up or say something weird or unnatural for the language you are learning. It's such a horrifying and humiliating experience that one sometimes must go through in order to get better and grow. Don't let it put you down or discourage you.

#last week i had a conversation with a native hebrew speaker and i said something either too quickly or nonsensical #and she just stared at me with confusion before saying a “what?????” that had hundreds of question mark that i could hear out loud #its so humiliating and scary and for a second i never wanted to speak out loud again #langblr #learning languages #studyblr #language learning

[frankensteincest]

the moment when a theme becomes a trend on tumblr in the worst way can be pinpointed by watching this one popular blog make an unfunny one-liner about it

#not that they ‘introduced’ the trend more like they capitalise on a few instances of actual interest in it #and then hundreds of people latch onto it as their new thing without really engaging with it #I don’t know if they’ve done anything morally questionable and idc #I just find them deeply annoying #log.

[vroomian]

What exactly is the timeline, since Charlie is technically 200 years old in canon.

Yrz has been dead for 350 slutty slutty years <3

#you've got questions we've got answers #I learned about Charlie’s age and went ???!??! #I Guess??? #I wanted Yrz to be Old As Balls for a demon #like a zestial situation #but yeah three hundred or so was the sweet spot for me #Hazbin au #better towns au

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

Before the show drops I just want to make it clear how much I dislike the idea of Ezra being the Inquisitor. I think it would be a MASSIVE disservice to his character arc from Rebels and "oh he was off turning to the dark side and being evil" is an awful way to answer the "where's he been this whole time?" question.

#Ezra bridger #Ahsoka series #ahsoka show #That's so boring. I've read a hundred fics that answer that question in a much more satisfying way

[suburbanlegnd]

tell me why (2020)

#this game. this fucking game #it's been ruining my mental health for a few days now ❤️ i think I'll have to make an appointment with my psychiatrist ❤️ #i haven't even finished it yet but I'm truly in love with this game #it's so pretty and the soundtrack is so good ☹️ #but the story is so sad #also i think i can relate to their mother when it comes to her mental health #playing it wants me to sit outside and smoke a hundred cigs because man.... 🚬 #ngl im not into men but tyler makes me question my sexuality a lil bit because he's soooooo #but im also in love with alyson.... uggghhh #tell me why game #tyler ronan #alyson ronan #tell me why #game screencaps #gaming #video games #*mine