#a perfect way to start the day

[maximumeffort]

cheers to all who celebrate

#ryan reynolds #deadpool #a perfect way to start the day #think of guac but in liquid form

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #mdzs au #lan wangji #nie huaisang #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full). #I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk. #Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up. #He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day. #I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am #But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour. #I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on. #Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat. #LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine. #NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early. #His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game. #Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws. #And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary. #Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag. #So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it. #And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)

[lunarharp]

shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc

#witch hat tag #orufrey #the first image is qifrey dressed as that guy. i'm glad she has an inexplicable attachment to some dorky pokemon man like i do #someone was like 'wouldn't it make more sense for deanreldea to be the champion' .... well no. not in my world . #it maps onto magic skill. champions aren't like the Rulers of the land they're just the most skilled at this thing #oru as a burnt out champion who's gently encouraging a kid like coco to reach him one day means a lot to me. i like pokemon narratives #agott went shiny hunting for the same thing coco had but cooler - just to impress her. she really is a pokemon rival type girl #pushing myself to the limit to prove my worth to you - to get to the summit first so i'm waiting for you.. #and then realising it wasn't just to be strong - i realised i started wanting to see your smile. i wanted you to have fun. #i think coco would defeat agott at the end of victory road and then defeat oru & i'll probably draw one last thing abt that at least.. #the image is very cinematic..the dialogue and music in my mind..I WANT TO FACE ORU!!!!!!!!!! #the super cool insanely powerful awesome champion is the spouse of my professor and he gave me advice at the beginning...no way.... #btw the elite four would be the sages which is perfect (and maybe easthies as the first guy?) evil Team Brimhats #coustas as their renegade gladion-type figure. the gym leaders would be like sun/moon and s/v combined #travelling around facing the best students from different classes - so jujy and eunie etc. #i've barely thought about 'teams' or anything bc i care amore about the narrative side of things always lol #but idk. tetia with a swirlix - eunie would be ghost type boy - riche with small things but also a ceruledge or a steelix something massiv #and brushbug would have a final form which is really long like an eastern dragon- fluffy and with wings like a fairy. It's beautiful to me #well anyway *tries to move on to the rest of life now the brief obsession has passed* #obviously oru would be fire-type tho and qifrey would be water-type and they set off together and traded their starters etc.....it goes on

[specialbluehens]

i think it would be very silly, a little hee hee funny, if shane ended up put in an older sibling role (without trying) to the younger bachelors/bachelorettes

#it starts with sam @ joja #asking for advice esp while kent is gone & shane is like 🤨 ay yo idc #but eventually shane will just. casually answer sam's questions. maybe he likes him. no. it's bc answering will get sam to shut up #shut up #& then one day he's passing by alex who's trying to perfect the way he throws his gridball #cue former griball player shane: ur form sucks #alex gets mad & asks shane to do it better then #shane does it perfectly & alex suddenly asks if shane can show him #shane is confused but goes step by step #& then alex just starts asking more questions later & shane is like ????? ok????? #& then one day while it's raining sebastian stops shane & asks him if therapy rlly does help #& shane is like dude idk if i can rlly talk to u abt this go 2 ur mom #sebastian looks so sad tho #so shane does explain it & the process #seb continues going to shane with questions #this cycle continues with the other younger bachelors/bachelorettes #until shane has this gaggle that follows him & he's so confused as to why this is happening #emily thinks it's rlly funny #shane is groaning & slamming his head on the table the entire time #ramblings #my headcanons

[otlwoozi]

LION CUB WOOZI! THANK U!!

#woke up to this #what a wonderful way to start the day #its so #sigh #its perfect #i know he'll have to cut it eventually #preparing myself for the day but seeing this has destroyed my efforts #woozi #art #seventeen

[ghostlyheart]

Coffee and you

Maggie and Nina in Good Omens Season 2

#good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #maggie/nina #vinylatte #wlwsource #there comes a special time in every young girl's life where she slams her laptop shut and gives up on trying to achieve consistent coloring #such a magical day #this is the hardest thing I've ever tried it took me like. 5 days #my problem is that when I start a new hobby I want to be good right away rather than going through the process of actually learning #but doing this taught me a lot!! it's not perfect but I'm glad I did it anyway #also if anyone can tell me the source of that quote I would be eternally grateful I cannot find it ANYWHERE other than tumblr #it's a very Tumblr quote but maggie and nina's relationship is deliciously tropey in such a fun way I felt like it fit #ghostlygifs

[randomloserlover]

Gelatin's been saying some pretty strange things to his friends...

Bonus image:

#bfdi #bfb #tpot #bfdia #gelatin bfdi #gelatin bfb #bfdi gelatin #bfb gelatin #bfdia gelatin #gelatin bfdia #okay I'm not thoroughly tagging the others the same #bfdi lollipop #bfdi tennis ball #bfdi leafy #bfdi teardrop #bfdi donut #bfdi fries #bfdi firey #bfdi flower #I tried to tailor gelatin's words in ways that would annoy/confuse the other object as much as possible #this took way too freaking long. five days. I should've made it simpler with far less effort #alas I still struggle with not perfecting everything. heck I nearly started coloring the lineart and shading #also I tinted their limbs with color purely for the final image joke and it didn't turn out exactly the way I wanted. sigh sigh

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've gotten several asks as to how i'm doing after the update, and uh.

well refer to This Image for your answer-

#im ILL im ILL #in a good way! but oh my god #im gonna need a few days yall- #there was so much and it was all perfect and im So Overwhelmed with new information!!!! #i need to get my brain back in working order! #theres just. i dont even know where to start... #i think i'll start with editing the livestream vid so i can post it #i won't be doing anything fancy i just want to cut out long pauses #and maybe add a clown emoji overlay when i'm being a fuckin idiot lmaooooo #absolutely unprompted #oh man after the stream i had to go sit down in the dark living room #im so happy we're finally diving into the meat of it and its KILLING ME <3 #welcome home continues to make me simultaneously better AND worse! #except x10 bc holy shit. hooollllyyyyyyy shit. whoa <3 #when the horror project has horror in it (cheering&crying.jpeg)

[almalex24]

valentines day is lame its his birthday and im celebrating that instead!!!!!!!!!! this was soo fun i love these silly guys (unfiltered below)

#started replaying bug fables again a few days ago #and i forgot how much i loved this game #really this was at the perfect time so i had an excuse to draw them since its his birthday. #i really need to finish playing i think im gonna go insane #bug fables #bug fables art #my art #vi bug fables #kabbu bug fables #leif bug fables #chompy bug fables #honestly its probably better to tag characters a different way but at this point its their last name to me. #like thats my man kabbu last name bug fables. Kabbu J. Bug Fables

[invye]

f u House MD, I don't have time to write fics and even if I had, I already got too many other projects in other fandoms---

Sincerely, a tired and busy fic writer who just saw Vogler telling Wilson to leave so the board could vote on his dismissal for no other reason but because Wilson is not going along with his plan to fire House and really really wanted him to say something along the lines of:

"No, I think I will stay. I want to see who thinks it's right to dismiss me just so you can have your way because you dislike the best diagnostician this hospital has ever had."

Alternatively: "You just made a big mistake. Because you forget that House is by far not the only jerk at this hospital who can refuse to play ball with you. I've been playing nice so far. I've been urging House to play nice. I think it's time I stop doing either of those."

Also now I want a fic of House doing as Wilson suggested and picking himself to fire, all dramatic in front of the board. "Take care of my kids, Wilson." - "I am afraid I won't be able to." *hands over his prepared resignation letter because he knew this would happen and he is exactly as much of an dramatic ass as House* (obviously the board can't afford to lose the best head of oncology they ever had and House at the same time so it doesn't even last until the end of the week before they're back)

#house md pls let wilson be a badass while defending his bestie #the fact that the board voted yes on dismissing wilson in the first place tells me everything i need to know about their spineless asses #also the fact that the show is literally set up with house and wilson as a parallel to holmes and watson is perfect and i love it too much #house md #hilson #house x wilson #i'm way too deeply invested for only having started the show a handful days ago please send help

[f1-stuff]

C² '22 // Head Basket Challenge

#intricate mating rituals etc........ #what a perfect way to start my day #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #charlos #c2 challenge #2022 #formula one #f1 #ferrari #gifs #mine

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Dess from the Deltarune comic Looking Glasses by @ferronickel, I loved her design at first sight so here's the promised fanart; check out the original comic! It's very much worth the read :D

#ouch brain hurt I'm adding fire to the list of things I don't like to draw #i was a bit more conscious about lighting because of the fire though so that was nice #i think compared to the last time i did something on this scale #i've gotten way less shy about including shadow and light #in that ralsei drawing my shadows were almost too subtle and while it's not perfect here #i think it's a good step :D #this also only took me three days of scattered work #as opposed to two and a half weeks #so i'm starting to learn how to approach these #deltarune #december holiday #dess holiday #the first week in three months where i *don't* have to write an essay and i turn into a crab and hide in my room drawing like it's my cave #feels nice to post something other than a doodle or sketch #haha i almost forgot to add here that i completely forgot to give her teeth #literally the last thing i did before i exported this was give her two white lines for monchers #its such a small area of the picture but apparently it does wonders for not making the character look terrifying

[why-the-heck-not]

Bought 2 two cans of monster ultra and an unlawful amount of gummy bears and I’m going to trick my anxiety-riddled brain with a simultaneous sugar and caffeine rush to get these presentation slides done

#perfect plan what could go wrong #but I have a 20min presentation next week that I haven’t started preparing for even a little bit bc presentations make me want to die and #even making the slides etc. gives me hella anxiety bc I know I’m gonna have to present this #but I need to start like yesterday and this is the only way I can think of #the plan B is alcohol but that can backfire even worse if u get the wring kind of drunk and alcohol makes my anxiety skyrocket for the next #2ish days and wouldn’t rly need that rn #as does sugar tbh but only for like a day so it’s fine-ish #could’ve just multitasked with buying normal sugary monsters instead but gummy bears are more fun #april 2024 #2024

[bonebabbles]

All arc long, we have seen Gray Wing not be treated like the real father of the kits he raises.

Five books, and we're now on the sixth and last of this rancid arc.

He is not referred to as Thunder's father outside of the closing line of Book 1 when Clear Sky abandons him, CLEAR SKY is, even ENCOURAGING Thunder to go connect to "HIS FATHER" in Book 2. Even if he was, he's a TERRIBLE parental figure. His constant enabling of his shitty brother winds up driving Thunder into a place where he is abused, and subsequently a near murder at the First Battle which Clear Sky causes. Even post-"redemption arc," after Clear Sky slips back into emotionally abusing his son, just like before, and Thunder leaves him for a THIRD time, Gray Wing screeches at Thunder to "STOP SULKING" and fetch the man who has maliciously attempted to hurt him at every opportunity.

Gray Wing is also not treated as the real dad of Turtle Tail's kits. As soon as he spills the beans to a domestic abuser on where his kids can be found, Tom the Wifebeater kidnaps his children and tells him he's their dad in Book 3. This gets their mother killed in the process, and from then on, TOM is treated as the father they're desperate to know and avenge. Sparrow Fur even laments about how he's their father so if the Clan doesn't like him, they don't like her either.

In Book 4, after Tom the Wifebeater gets his redemption death saving his daughter from a mauling Clear Sky allowed to happen, Gray Wing even says to Owl Eyes, point blank, "I'm not your father, am I?"

Owl Eyes has to DANCE around outright telling him that, no, he is not on the same level. Then he learns of Tom the Wifebeater's death and is so upset he cannot visit what might be his sister's death bed. Even though he only met Tom once during a kidnapping.

Gray Wing was not treated as their dad. He is seen as less than a father by all the characters, AND the narrative, even for the kids he raised from birth.

The only one of these four children that he seems to have a positive relationship with and is described properly is Pebble Heart.

But now, after pissing away 5 books of setup, because they're going to kill this character off soon, they start wanting to collect on what they didn't establish. On what they downplayed for drama and angst.

His fridge wife comforts him in a dream about how he's the perfect boy and Everyone Loves Him.

It doesn't matter that Gray Wing was functionally a terrible parent who's put Thunder in danger by encouraging (and even forcing) a connection to Clear Sky, or that he's been shown as having what I can only describe as "unrequited parental love" for these kits, or that "blood" and biological parents have been exalted for FIVE. BOOKS.

People will read this LAST book, Path of Stars, and conclude DOTC has great messages about adoption. That death scene is just soo good it's going to flush the rest of the arc down the drain, I guess.

#I also can't find the post I made on when he starts barking at Thunder for being a bad rabbit hunter #And Thunder snaps that he's tired and been hunting all day #And Gray Wing keeps yelling at him until Thunder snaps 'You don't always KNOW what's best for me!!' #i just... i cant believe it never came back around #that seems like such a perfect way to set up a character arc about Gray Wing's enabling as a massive flaw to confront #You Dont Always Know What's Best #Both as a response to Clear's abuse being dismissed as 'he did what he thought was best' AND Gray feeling it's Best for Thunder to know him #Nope. Can't say that Gray Wing has any flaws at all ever. Everyone loves him and he's soso perfect. #dotc hate #bones reads dotc

[goldkirk]

it’s so scary and so freeing to just be a person.

#the discovery and fulfillment of my curiosity as I go #trying to scientific observational field researcher my way through discovering #What Existence Includes #while I’m in this state to experience it #it’s like being back to my very youngest days before I started learning the major rules #when I was just sensation and experience and curiosity #making sense / making an ongoing story of the world and time itself as it flies past #personal #cult escapee #katie.txt #past me: thank you thank you thank you for holding on through the nightmare. thank you for riding out the huge world-ending pain. thank you #it was worth it it was worth it #of course it isn’t perfect but I SAID it’d be better within a few years didn’t I? #you signed up for this you made the commitment when you knew. #you tried allowing yourself to trust yourself again for the first time since age 7 or so. #you knew you couldn’t hold it all up front for that long if you were gonna survive transplanting yourself like an organ. #you knew you’d be giving up a lot. and you did it anyway because you were brave and you cared that much about how very very little you #deserved better for her world #and here you are. and here we are. #you told the therapist ‘of course not!!!’ so instantaneously and so full of belief. so dead sure on deep reflex that you could NEVER #trust yourself in a million years because even if the supernatural surveillance state wasn’t real and you didn’t have innate evilness #just from the Doctrine Is Saying So #where was I going with this. I’m typing tags on mobile and it’s religious for me but it’s also impossible as a ui #anyway my POINT WAS: it is so hard and so scary but it’s like walking into the world of Sesame Street for real. #you were right. it IS good to be alive. the whole thing all the way through is a bewildering baffling marvel. you’re ok to be delighted #about it and marvel at how wild it is that there’s so much about it all and so many things to see and think and meet and feel and do during #our spans of time #no matter what came before or what might come next #what a goddam marvel of it all. ain’t it just the strangest thing of all that we’re alive. what a marvel. what an absolutely magnificent hit #existence is an absolute absurdity

[literallyautistic]

Hamilton tier list this was made with @enkisart and @cryptic-hq in a discord vc.

#tiers are ordered but Goated is all equal as they are all perfect in different ways #and almost peak is ordered but we can change them around a bit depending on how we're feeling on any given day. #Winters ball is at the bottom because of burr's cringe line #any questions? #hamilton musical #alexander hamilton #musicals #hamilton #starting fights #tier list