Millennial Bilbo Baggins: I feel thin, sort of stretched, like avocado scraped over too much bread.
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you go downstairs to get a glass of water and hear scuffling in the kitchen. you groggily turn on a light and eddie is hunched over a four hour old styrofoam takeout box of nachos that have been sitting on the counter since dinner time, frozen with a chip in his mouth while staring at you like a raccoon caught in the act
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remembering that post i made abt the pop culture legacy of frankenstein inspired characters and how very heartfelt it was which is why i cant bear to reblog it just to add this stupid addition
an enter the frankenverse situation where original book frankenstein is having like a whole angstful soliloquy moment and when hes done frankie stein is there like oh zaps thats so not volterrific :( wanna come over and make friendship bracelets??
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what if a he/they barbie-enjoyer cottagecore mlm and a she/they lego-enjoyer dark academia wlw had bisexual gay sex together. what then.
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if the abyss is a hole can you fuck it
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me: hey man whens your birthday party
guy whos birthday it is and also has a magic power that makes people have a high pitched ringing in their ears if he says tinnitus: oh tonight is the party
me: sorry what did you say?
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if i had a dick i would die a bow around it. call that cockette
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i hope that they weren't serious about shooting the pissomancer because i think the teens deserve to kill god by drowning him in a mixture of piss and his own blood
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i have a habit of wanting to blame things on my autism because it’s easy, but what if it isn’t?
what if it isn’t my autism making me some days outright unable to brush my teeth? what if i just don’t care enough about my hygiene?
what if it isn’t my autism that makes me unable to work on an assignment at home? what if im just too lazy?
what if it isn’t my autism that makes even the most delicious food look inedible? what if i’m just too picky?
what if it isn’t the autism making me unable to pick up on social clues? what if i’m just clueless?
what if i don’t need therapy? what if i just need to toughen up?
what if i’m the problem, and there is no solution?
what if i just need to work harder?
what if there isn’t anything i can fix, and i just need to learn how to deal with it?
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