#acab baby

[punkitt-is-here]

granny smith taught her everything she knows

#my posts #mlp #applejack #granny smith #in horsecomix granny smith is a redneck but the based kind #my art #acab baby #horsecomix

[jq37]

Brennan every season of D20 no matter what the setting is:

#dimension 20 #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #but not really lol #this is just business as usual #modern fantasy town? acab #urban fantasy nyc? acab #a literal brain? #acab baby

[liightsnow]

"*insert character here as a cop!!"

I will actually murder you and you will need the cops. Don't do that to them what the fuck.

#acab #acab baby

[weprovide--leverage]

Leverage said direct action

#acab baby

[stopblowingholesinmyships]

look i know they're guilty but the cop wanting them to be guilty because she was wrong the first time is a big yikes

#acab baby #one of us is lying #murder club

[lilygetshomesucked]

this is the only thin blue line i can support

the postal service my fucking beloved, thank god for the peregrine mendicant for continuing such a bold tradition

#homestuck #acab baby #but also #All Mailmen Are Beautiful

[sagelemonaide]

felt a lil silly

#acab baby #cic's art #emron

[tradingtruthsforlies]

It amazes me how my parents can literally BE IN A UNION and still bitch about how people unionizing are what's ruining the country???

#tbh it's probably just bc they're both in police unions but still. #ACAB baby

[hijinxinprogress]

I need Billy thinking he’s so great at hiding things (and he is) no one knows he’s like fucking eight but they are pretty sure he hates like half the league

Like I need Billy getting along with everyone but he’s kinda stiff around flash and Batman but it’s get worse after most of them have revealed their secret ids and the jls so confused

Billy 100% thought Batman had all these fucking gadgets bc he was like some high up government official and then he found out no Batman’s just some rich guy and he’s like god no why is that worse

Batman just doesn’t care (he does 💀 he’s so fucking offended esp bc Marvel used to call him Mr. Batman sir but also bc he thought it’d be easier to get marvels secret id and weaknesses) as long as it doesn’t affect missions but Flash is kinda concerned bc ‘I’m pretty nice to him…does he think I don’t like him?? Did I offend him?? Do speedsters like set off the magic balance or whatever??’ 

They decide to pair up flash, Batman, and Captain Marvel to make sure their issues won’t affect team cohesion so after they’re done rescuing these kids that got involved in some supervillains masterplan Batman and flash are doing the usual spiel of ‘the laws exist for a reason,’ ‘you can trust the police’ and ‘there’s no good reason to turn to crime’

These kids want nothing to do with that shit and they’re trying to edge away while making excuses ‘thank you sm!! But no this is so safe, I know this area so well! We can get home ourselves!’ as soon as Batman starts asking about their parents so captain marvel just grabs Batman and flash and starts flying in the opposite direction ‘do you see that?? No guys seriously look at this cool thing!!’ and Batman’s growling about ‘childish to a degree that’s entirely unprofessional’ and ‘needlessly endangering civilians, civilian children at that-!’ and flash is trying to mediate but batman is shoving documents in his face ‘They were runaways, they don’t have anywhere to go and now they’re on a hitlist’ the ‘you fucking imbecile’ goes unsaid but they all hear it so marvel takes them back to villains lair and grabs a henchman at random and goes ‘This guys a cop…you can check that with your fancy equipment, right??’ and batman checks solely to prove him wrong but that guy is a cop and so are about 60% of the henchmen they took out then marvel goes ‘So they wouldn’t have been safe even if you took them to a hospital or child services’

Before the id reveals there’s a mission where the police are involved and flash mentions something about police protocol and marvel is so concerned bc ‘you’re still undercover? How long have you been under cover dude??’ and flash is confused bc ‘you know I’m not undercover right?? That is my actual real life day job’ and no one believes him when he says marvel shot him the most disgusted look you can imagine and edged away from him 

Batman tries to hold a meeting to address how marvel deals with the police and it goes no where bc marvel is fucking menace and goes ‘don’t you do that too?? And technically I’m also a vigilante sooo’ and batman is scrambling to get the jls attention back like ‘marvel hits cops 62% percent harder than other criminals and is 43% less friendly when interacting with the police in any capacity’ but they don’t care bc they want to know why marvel considers himself a vigilante 

They start letting Marvel be the one to approach children and notice that he’s advising them on how to make food last longer and maintain good hygiene while taking care of themselves and a jl members like hey wtf?? and Marvel says some bullshit about how ‘he’s lived many lives and not all of them were charmed’ and it gets back to cyborg who starts a rumor that he was dracula bc he can’t believe marvel had the balls to look WW in the eyes and lie to her fucking face

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #batman #dc flash #bruce wayne #barry allen #justice league #dc comics #green arrow like pulls marvel aside and is like ‘we’re cool though right??’ and Billy just kinda goes ‘😬 …eat the rich’ #yj calls billy tim’s apprentice bc he lies to wonderwoman and tim lies to batman #billy and vic being friends is so fucking funny to me like yeah this is my all knowing godlike friend who’s sometimes a baby #ACAB!billy batson

[gawki]

is it finally "finish all my wip" season???? idk, stay tuned! full wip updates on my brand new ko-fi page! <3

#artists on tumblr #digital art #artist #human #fairies #trash babies #raccoon #opossum #rabbit #tiger #acab #it's agonizing to not have a lot of consistent drawing time while running my business #just means days will go by and ill be like OOOH NEW IDEA and then leave my wip pile in the wind hahaha #but it's 2023 and have somewhat more stability this year so FINGERS CROSSED

[batwynn]

Sometimes I wonder why the NYC subways became one of the most common places for performance art, especially considering how a large majority of the people riding them are on their way to work or home from it, drop dead tired, and at least 98% more likely to commit homicide than any other group of people you could choose to boogy down in front of while wearing a nun costume as someone pours grape jello over you.

And then I remember the extremely expensive new police robot they rolled out on the subway platforms and yeah, it’s the shared enemy that will go first.

#NYC #baby #subways #subway performance art #I really want to know the history so if anyone has a good resource #I’d read tf out of it #anyway sorry I’m still trapped in the inbetween #liminal space #of the end of the year #ACAB

[punkeropercyjackson]

Slytherin stans are objectively the worst kind of Potheads/Marauderers/whatever the fuck they call themselves because they're all like 'Slytherins are discriminated against for being ambitious uwuwuwu' as if thinking people being super hungry and very assertive over it is creepy and assholeish isn't like.A reasonable reaction to have Actually

#like who do you think they're GETTING that power from.who're the STEALING it from.are their 'ambitiouns' constructive ones at ALL #and we all know the awnser-besties you can't 'discriminate' against groups that don't exist the slytherins were a nepotism baby metaphor #plus not only are we never shown anybody being picked on for being slytherin but they're the ones always doing the bullying💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 #y'all's slythershit takes are so often victim blaming and even 'reverse bigotry' allegations ngl #anti harry potter #anti slytherin #socialism #acab #anti capitalism #pastel punk tag #solarpunk #autipunk #afropunk #indiepunk #traumapunk #genderpunk #seapunk #catkin #dragonkin #ghostkin #actuallyautistic #blackness #trans #bigender #genderfluid #classism #black femme #summerposting #transfem #transmasc

[phlegmykins]

#del really said acab lmao #queen and babie #I’d forgive her anything #delirium of the endless #dream of the endless #the sandman

[queerofthedagger]

i dreamt about mulder and scully last night, which would already be funny, but I. have never watched x-files. thank you fandom. thank you tumblr

#*mine #mona rambles #we had a really weird love triangle going on while something was trying to kill us #and mr bennet was smoking in a room next to us #at some point we were throwing fireworks at cops and then they abandoned me and i got taken in for questioning #so instead of answering anything i took out my phone and called mr bennet because apparently he was my lawyer??? yea #the cops were REALLY mad about that one but i do think it's funny that even asleep my brain's like. acab baby lmao #the love triangle got solved by alcohol and poly btw so i guess you could call this a win after all also #there's frankly a specific genre of dreams that comes from nightshifts where you can lightly nap in intervals #because your body Knows and you don't really drift into deep sleep anymore #but you dream THEE weirdest stuff bless

[hamartia-grander]

Wtf kinda resident evil spaces are y'all in that it's common to see someone "lament" Leon losing his job as a c*p. Maybe leave those places asap.

#Literally I've only ever seen one post ab it and it was just them saying smthn like “in another au Leon had a perfect first day” #Supposed to be sad ab his trauma or whatever #But even still most everyone in the comments was like no lol. Acab. #Like idk I feel like if you're seeing an overwhelming support for p*lice in an online environment you should leave it. Immediately. #Cater your tags better. Block people. Etc. #Also like. Not to state the obvious but y'all will whinge when people don't understand Leon's incessant need to help ppl no matter what #But when I say that Leon is still in the BOW workforce because he - subconsciously or not - does in fact choose to be #Y'all get mad. #Do you understand even if the govt never had a hold on him he would've eventually joined the DSO or at least some kinda BOW fighting Corp?? #Do you understand he refuses to quit of his own volition bc BOWs still exist and still terrorise innocent people #And his stupid captain america complex won't let him leave so long as there's even one more person left to save #His compassion being his biggest strength AND weakness is literally such an awesome thing but y'all ignore it #Bc you wanna pretend Leon is serving against his will :'((( he's a poow wittol baby who can't escape :'((( #Get a brain.

[ghxstmxchine]

just saw a cop hobie fanfic and I'm actually bewildered y'all get horny and forget the most basic characteristics of that man

#baby in what universe is HOBIE BROWN a cop #acab forever and always #[✧.* coffin conversations]. #Hobie brown