#actually no shan't

[villa-kulla]

McWexler Musings

since there’s no Saul tonight, you’ll have to suffer through my CURRENT finale theory

But for real if we’re talking about BCS finale theories, more specifically what happens to KIM, at this point it’s clear that BCS has become, at its heart, a love story. And this is directly from GGG (the Gospel of Gilligan & Gould) not just my own McWexler obsessed heart. My Kim theories have varied WIDELY, with everything from death to prison to vacuum to scandal (and of course, the theory of Kim just being Claire’s employee next to Gene’s Cinnabon). And while I know that last one was a fandom joke, I could actually so see a return to humble Nebraska for Kim

They’ve made a point to remind us of Kim’s origins this season when we get the flashback to Kim shoplifting (especially the Nebraska license plate zoom). Whatever does happen to Kim - and I’ve 90% ruled out death these days although I’m knocking vigorously on wood - I could totally see an ultimate return to her roots. Whether they take a scandal route, disbarment route, vacuum vanisher route, or simply Kim just being unable to deal with the consequences of her choices and hightailing it, WHATEVER. But I see her ending up back in Nebraska, defeated by design, as some kind of bitter yet determined atonement. She lives out her predictions of what her life would have been like if she hadn’t left, and is working a dead-end job, maybe in a department store saying nothing about the kids who shoplift, possibly even working in a mail room somewhere for ~cruel irony~

breaking bad happens, yada yada yada

THEN. What if we jump to immediately post-BrBa??? This season opened not in black and white cinnamon world, but swirling colourful Saul world, with the police seizure of Saul’s effects. So what if IMMEDIATELY after that we get to see Jimmy actually being spirited off to Nebraska?? Nebraska where he KNOWS Kim is now??? And what if he shows up on her doorstep asking her to come away with him?? And it’s only been a couple years and she’s understandably still spooked from her own experiences like “I heard on the news. Just how deep into this did you get, Jimmy?”, and can’t get past Jimmy going from a friend of the cartel, to actually greasing the wheels for the cartel. Jimmy pleads, maybe she’s even tempted for a minute, almost goes with him, but then I don’t know, her gaze falls on a candle in her living room and she just CAN’T do it and throws Jimmy out, telling him to never contact her again. Jimmy and Kim resign themselves to hollow existences.

BUT THEN. TIME JUMP TO BLACK AND WHITE CINNAMON LAND. Jimmy has been MADE. Last season when he was recognized he was all “I’ll deal with this myself”. What if deling with it consists of him showing up one more time on Kim’s door as a final hail mary, like “You never have to see me again after this. OR you could come with me right now.” And she stands on her steps of whatever dingy aparment she’s living in, just ilke the one she grew up in. And they both look at each other freezing on the steps, more tired and lined than they once were, but something’s still there. And maybe it’s Kim’s need to self-sabotage and leave security behind, maybe it’s the love she still has for Jimmy, maybe it’s the innately Kim Wexler part of her that needs more. Whatever it is, she’s left Nebraska once, she can do it again. And without even packing a bag she steps into’s Jimmy’s car and they drive off. And now apply the Felina scipt notes for Jesse to them: “Grimly determined, fearing nothing, he speeds through the darkness. From here on, it’s up to us to say where he’s headed. I like to call it “something better,” and leave it at that.”

END SERIES.

so yeah, the downside is this theory has messy time jumping, and would be hard to streamline in 6 remaining episodes lmao. But on the plus side it has Jimmy and Kim driving off into the sunset and that’s kind of all I need in life so yeah.

ANYWAY.

Gilligan and Gould are beautiful twisted freaks and I will happily take whatever they give me, knowing it will be the best choice. But we know from BrBa that they believe in emotional closure, and if not happy endings, then bittersweet ones that don’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. Also they are....kinda huge saps AND McWexler shippers and honestly at this point I feel like they want McWexler end game as much as I do, so yeah, SPEAKING IT INTO EXISTENCE 👍 

#better call saul #kim wexler #jimmy mcgill #mcwexler #look i don't actually normally watch series in a 'ooooh i'm going to guess what happens next' way like i'm content to go along for the ride #but then end is NIGHER THAN EVER and i have Concerns lol #just the fact that i've posted this means episode 7 is going to open up with kim dead on the floor or something lmao #god.....imagine #actually no shan't #anyways i love them they love each other @G&G don't mess with me on this #i just love the idea of jimmy showing up on kim's door like some kind of over the hill mr darcy with a combover okay

[egophiliac]

What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333

I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.

and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like

this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #to be fair it's not COMPLETELY wacky there is actual drama going on #but that's inbetween rook's dream-vil and neige being totally hilarious at each other #'i shan't let you hurt this beautiful child!' 'vil no! if they were to harm your beauty i would be crushed by sorrow!' <- actual dialogue #also neige seeing vil as a mother figure. it's WONDERFUL and i hope real-vil never finds out because this would kill him #just like he killed neige multiple times in his own dream! :) #there was so much wild stuff in this update and not in the least was that the second time vil realized he was in a dream #his reaction was to KILL EVERYONE and cackle maniacally about it #god forbid a queen do anything i guess #anyway i also love the contrast between what i assumed savanarook would be like and what he was actually like #'he looks so wild...what kind of dangerous dream will this mighty hunter have...' #oh no he's actually just an adorable movie geek who is SO EXCITED to share his hyperfixation with us #somehow less intimidating than regular rook #and yet still a delightful little freak. his BEDROOM #the background artist went SO ham on it. truly the magnum opus of twst backgrounds #there are a bunch of little details it is SO worth zooming in on #(including a tiny little picture of che'nya! which...actually i think that implies rook may have stolen an rsa yearbook or something) #(that's our rook! /sitcom laugh track)

[alpacacare-archive]

success

#repostober #day 17. fainally #finishing my lil impromptu catch up session with a shitpost #ishimondo #danganronpa #this is. old #i know thats the point of repostober but. still #i s t r u g g l e d while drawing this sm hjdjsg #everything from hands to muscles to clothes was hell to draw that day #but i simply had to put the beast in a situation that he actually deserves for once #hes just like me fr #any bisexual bikers- .......... no i shan't say it

[wisteriagoesvroom]

he will do what it takes to survive

a quick brocedes web weave to burn

& thank you @blueballsracing and @theommin for helping push me to finish this

#brocedes #f1 web weave #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #web weaving #f1 web weaving #wiz.webweave #lh44 #nr6 #f1 edit #f1blr #comparatives #it feels like this is missing something but you know what #shan't dwell #also like i know it's cool to be contrarian about LMM now but he kinda cooked hard with this musical #i don't know that i have it in me to write a brocedes fic #but their dynamic... insane actually

[ministarfruit]

bad ending

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #regis altare #and the rest of the guild but I shan't tag them #I consumed too much horror content lately #it tickles my brain #alas that filters straight back into tempus #because I am but a little lamb to my hyperfixation #I DO THINK ELYSIUM BEING A DIGITAL WORLD #MEANS THAT THEY CAN RESET THOUGH #why am I enabling time loop regis altare. as if he doesn't have enough to deal with #I mean it's TECHNICALLY time loop but it's also not #because the time itself isn't resetting #it's just the memories that everyone has #so the corruption gets worse and worse and altare keeps trying to put his guild back together again #it feeds back into the fact that all of VG are corrupted #I DO THINK THERE IS A HAPPY END #it's just not this one #I actually think 'time loop but not really' works for them because #flayon. for one. will always remember due to being an anomaly #and magni. for two. will always remember due to being a clone that has memories stored separately #and BETTEL. for three. due to whatever the hell he has going on with phantom. might also remember #SO THE LORE YOU SEE- (I am dragged off stage) #I'm literally writing all these layers of nonsense in my brain like people know what I'm talking about #those three are particularly interesting because neither mag or betsy actually want to be heroes #and flayon is already baseline upset that altare is trying to save a world that didn't want to save itself until he stepped up

[oifaaa]

You don’t love Tsuna ???!

Oh I do I just also can't stand him you get it

#ask #anon #that jumpsuit is my absolute favourite outfit of his #tbf #the whole future arc was just peak #i love characters seeing what their future could be #anyway my illness it has subsided #so might actually be able to do some art #but im also gonna be super busy from now until the end of may #for reasons i shan't say #unless i jinx them

[fairydares]

"Nothing illegal" in my Fairy Tail fanfiction? girl...what. lmao 60% of that story is a running joke about property damage.

#posts i actually wrote #fandom #fairy tail #for the sake of my own sanity and stress levels i shan't dive deeper into what's actually meant by that (though of course we all kno -_-) #i'm trying to write more this year and contribute more and be more prolific. #these ethnocentric & conservative-coded constraints are making that more stressful and difficult. but that's okay! i'll do my own thing 😊 #maybe even make my own prompts and stuff? hmm! possibilities

[ferrettooth]

I wasn't in love with him!!! I know everyone thought i was!! But i wasn't!! *guy who drank his bathwater and masturbated on his grave voice*

#saltburn #happens to the best of us #i am actually soo upset that the only dude i know who will watch it is out of town rn...literally SICK to my stomach abt it #i wanna speak of it!!! #man #i was sitting at this cute christmas party and i clung onto my stupid little drink for life trying not to talk abt it bc...know ur audience #it was a movie night too so i just sat when we decided what to watch like...no...i shan't #personal #saltburn spoiler #spoiler

[bobbinalong]

i have now drawn jason twice, in both his forms, which i think is enough for the rest of eternity.

#dc #jason todd #robin!jason #red hood #at this point i'm not reading jason comics out of spite #cause every time i see a robin!jason panel i'm like. oooh. baby. a baby boy #but no i shan't #the second one actually has a canon hair colour version too but you'll to dig through my blog for that one

[auspicioustidings]

Make your own way home

Word Count: 850

SPOILERS for MWIII BELOW THE CUT!

Summary: Short little drabble of what happens a few weeks after that ending cut scene.

CW: Dubcon/non-con by virtue of spirit possession.

If there was ever an example of wrong place, wrong time, you think you were it. The trip alone to the Highlands was supposed to be a journey of self-discovery. It was supposed to calm your mind, let you meditate in nature and find some peace. Not be in your head so much.

And now here you were, in your head. Stuck in your head. 

You hadn’t ever really given much thought to whether you believed in ghosts or not. You thought of them as something from horror films, always creeping in the dark and spooking young couples in their new house. You had never considered that they could be out in the hills during the daylight, waiting for a warm body to commandeer. 

And he had commandeered you without too much of a fight. For a few hours you had wrestled him for control, but his will was overpowering. It didn’t help that whoever had rudely put themselves in the driver's seat was an arse.

Let me out

“Cannae dae that, got places to be.” 

It’s my body!

“Our body hen.”

No, absolutely not, this is not a communist body, this is single ownership

“In that case, it’s my body” he laughed, seemingly finding your screaming in your (his?) head amusing.

It is NOT

“Let me see if I have a pretty wee body tae match my pretty wee voice.”

You could only watch as he took your body to the lakeside and peered into the glassy surface. It was bizarre, watching your own face light up in a grin that looked nothing like yours. He seemed pleased with what he was looking at, and you thought if you were in control you might have blushed. In fact, you knew that to be the case seeing a dusting of colour appear. Interesting, your body at least still reacted to your emotions. 

“Fuck me, look at this,” he all but purred, a hand coming to squeeze at your chest.

Oh, oh it wasn’t just your emotions that your body still reacted to. You felt the touch as if it was someone else’s hand on you and you certainly felt the sick little bolt of pleasure from it. The little bit of excitement of how horribly wrong this was. 

“Dinnae tempt me hen, told ye we have places to be. Once we get there we can play together as long as ye want.”

You could not think of a single thing to say to that and you almost felt a sense of motion sickness when your body started moving again, trekking through the mountains at a pace you would never go at. You tried everything. You pictured a battering ram to try and smash through to get control and he responded by putting thoughts in your shared headspace of the ramming turning lewd. You sang obnoxiously and he only joined in using your voice, delighted with how it sounded. You gave him the silent treatment and got so painfully bored of it that within 30 minutes you were back to just wailing in your head. 

“Ye know, they dinnae usually stay.”

What do you mean?

“When we take a body, the previous tenant disnae usually stick around.”

Am I going to die?

“Naw if ye dinnae want that. Even if ye did, might keep ye around. If ye behave might even let ye have control for a wee bit, would ye like that?”

If being possessed was not terrifying enough, the concept that the thing possessing you one, had plenty of experience and two, had never had anyone survive was making you feel sick. You felt that feeling in your body and he felt it too if his confused little grunt was anything to go by.

“Come on hen, be nice,” he said, not stopping but shoving a hand unceremoniously into your pants to rub gently. “Just relax.”

It was an insane feeling, you touching yourself but it actually being someone else controlling the movements. He wasn’t going fast, the languid pace seemingly aiming to soothe more than anything. It was wild that it sort of worked, that sick feeling fading out to a hazy rolling pleasure that was only just a gentle simmer.

At some point you felt your thoughts drift off to a strange sleep even though your body was still awake and moving. When you felt consciousness leak back in, you could see yourself approaching a house. 

“Look who's finally awake! Good timing princess” he said. You could hear the exhaustion in your voice, you wondered if he had let himself and the body sleep at all. Maybe if the body slept, you could wrestle back control.

You watched as your hand came to knock at the door. Watched it open to reveal a huge man in a skull balaclava. Watched and very much felt when your body launched at him, pushing the mask up to get your lips on his. He reacted as if he knew you, holding your body tight and laughing into your lips.

“Knew you’d make your own way home.”

“Always do LT.”

#fanfic #john soap mactavish x reader #ghost x reader #soap x ghost #mw3 spoilers #mwiii spoilers #I see that Activision has made a decision but as it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it #and I would love to go on about the potential for this lore to actually have been going on for generations but I shan't #mhairiwrites

[spandexual]

#Kaguragi Dybowski #Racles Hastie #Royal Sentai Kingohger #Ohsama Sentai Kingohger #do I tag this as NCT... I shan't. #I’m so fucking sorry if you recognise the origin of this tweet #anyway I can't wait to find out what the fucking deal with Kaguragi and Racles actually is #whatever it is it doesn't seem like he particularly minds which of the Hasties gets their head chopped off at this point lol

[remyfire]

Lines that always hit so fucking good

#goddamn you alan etc etc #not to go deep here but when you review the episodes we've had thus far where sidney has been present #he actually hasn't borne much witness to situations where hawkeye has actually been able to be legitimately angry #that brief exchange with frank in deal me out might've been all he needed to put this thought process together #he's just always watching him huh #i shan't say it #sidney freedman #hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #sidhawk #dear sigmund #s5e8

[hajihiko]

Hey don't say Komahina isn't your thing then drop that insta story!! I'm trying to come to terms with the fact you won't be drawing them! It's like im a cat who's been put on a diet and you're dangling a treat above my head!!

I'm like "unfortunate but it's fine I'll just not expect it" and then you soccer punch me like with what could've been

i don't like it the way (I feel) people expect me to and I don't like it when I'm expected to feel a certain way. That's all, I just prefer to involve myself in other combos

#not an art #I don't like to be slash neg on here so I shan't. I just don't like. The vibe AROUND it. #I just talked to Vi about them and we agree actually #I'm not anti komahina at all if anything I support it I just don't like.. being in it. It's not where I am and I Won't be.

[evilscuderia]

lots of mendacious propaganda lots of chicanery at the moment so i would also like to ask one thing with malicious intent. how and why (i.e., under what circumstances) did charles stop trusting carlos with tow strategies in qualifying?

#i wooooooonder why. they are such a golden driver lineup......... #why would one driver actually refuse tows if the other one is so reliable....... so team player..... so not repeated impeding offender #could it actually be that................. no i shan't say

[itsbrucey]

Had zero clue what terms to Google bc " ship close quarters in a box people in box romantic" doesn't. Deliver.

But this genre of ship art where two people get stuck somewhere really close. Like this

Was thinking of Closeson scenarios for this..bc I'm predictable. And a man of taste.

#thoughts? i only take postive comments and praise btw /j #i KNOW that box smell funky /j.../hj? #not in the 7 minutes in heaven way but im the “ wizard of intimacy sent us to the Touch Box and Henry and Ron gotta free us” #dndads #dungeons and daddies #closeson #i also think it lets them have the comedy of trying to get out with the sexy tenderness of feeling each others heartbeats. you feel me chat? #Give them 10 minutes and you have three possible liquids coating the walls. Blood Tears or I Shan't Say........... #not pee i didnt mean pee but given their tract record.........shrugs? #learning Freddie had tumblr actually fucked me up so bad. dude im sorry. anyway........ and post

[fastcardotmp3]

I know there are plenty of Steddie aus where they get together pre-s4 in one way or another, but are there any where Eddie still dies?

Because like. Steve grieving in a way and to a degree he never has before; steve showing up on Nancy's doorstep with an apology on his tongue because I didn't get it before I get it now I get it now you can't ever go back to normal Nance I get it now; Steve facing a mortality other than his own because he was supposed to be the tank, the thing at the front lines that took the hits even if it meant going down but no one else was.

Steve who wonders why this had to be the time he fails, who hates himself for thinking that when he'd never give anyone else's life in place of Eddie's except maybe his own.

Steve down for the count while they try to regroup and only a spare few people understand why, Steve who comes out to his mother on accident just by merely cracking when she wraps him in a hug after he tries to explain that he lost a friend in the earthquakes, he lost a friend Mom I lost him, I should have-- I couldn't-- I can't--

Just.

Steve who adopted himself into this world, chose to stay despite not being all that connected to any of them after he and Nancy break up; he felt for Nancy when she lost Barb and he felt for El when she lost Hopper but he never got it like he gets it now.

To lose your person.

It's enough to make a warrior out of a boy or a self-imploding missile out of a lover.

It's up to Steve which one he becomes.

#dot post #steddie #steve x eddie #where my girlies (gn) who like being sad at #when I write both this /and/ the dead steve fic what then who is gonna stop me #i think steve and nancy bonding over what it means to grieve someone in that way would be... everything I need actually #this is an eddie stays dead au by the way do not doubt my insistence on that #more 5 minute posts from dot tonight but I shan't apologize