#adam and eve sponsorship

[pauls-bouticake]

~✓° You're on stage with One Driection, your band you founded. You look over at Mike and nod, thw secret signal for the boys to syart singing. Ad Rock jumps up and starts yelling to hype up the crowd. You roll your eyes, he's so stupid. You move to pull him back. A cold, wet hand grabs your wrist. The feedback noise pierces your skull, it's not coming from Ad Rock's mic. MCA turns back and looks at you. Both of you realize at the same time, just as the rim of a cowboy hat fills into your vision. You're not One Direction. °✓~

#beastie boys #beaztiebboys imagine #one direction au #one direction imagine #lovecore #b boys #beastie boys x reader #beastie boys x one direction #MCA x reader #adam and eve sponsorship #❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥💖❤️‍🔥💖 #Hey...

[exculis]

how fucking raunchy could tea sausage get. what the fuck goes on in this one.

#if its JUST an adam and eve sponsorship or something im going to be very disappointed.

[transformation4life]

New Year New Ford

New year's Eve, 2023. 11:55pm. You were watching your local channel that had the New York Ball Drop. Like past new year's you were alone in your apartment. All your friends had got invited to parties besides you so here you were. However one of your friends handed you something interesting last you saw them. "I heard that if you blow the candle and make a wish right as midnight hits it'll come true!" Your friend said as he handed you a star candle.

It sounded like superstition but this year was rough for you as you found yourself unsatisfied with your life and your job so hey it can be worth a shot! You remembered that right before you went to watch the countdown you enviously scrolled Instagram to where you followed a concerning amount of bodybuilders. They seemed to have the perfect lives. Big beautiful body, a loving partner, sponsorships, and getting to show off. Just thinking about it makes you a lil' hard. One bodybuilder that you saw while scrolling caught your eye in particular. He looked so perfect... so large...

"If only I looked like him..." You mutter. Then you hear the people cheering on from 10 to 9 then 8 and so on. You look at the counter with the candle and a lighter and then the tv screen. It was a mad dash to light the candle and put it close to your face closing your eyes and speaking your wish. "I wish I was a bodybuilder with big huge muscles!" You blow out the candle right as it hit midnight.

You open your eyes again and find yourself looking the exact same. What a disappointment. Time for bed though you are very tired. You grab your green blanket and settle down on the couch as you snooze. Unbeknownst to you, your life was going to get a whole lot better.

As you slept, your body started to glow as your white pale skin became that of a bodybuilder tan for competitions. Your clothes evaporated from your body leaving you completely in the nude. Your body now started to expand in all directions. Your flat chest filled with meat and become thick pecs. Your arms became thick like trees. Abs popped in, shoulders becoming bigger, back widening. Your legs became thick and juicy like a drumstick. Your hands became calloused and worn and just a bit bigger. Your small pencil dick increase to a girthy 8 inches of a beer can while your adam's apple became more prominent and neck more thick. Your flat ass became large and bounced like a bubble. Your hair was cut into it was a buzzcut as your body physically aged. The transformation was now complete as you continued to rest. snoring in a much deeper tone.

As the morning came you were still fast asleep unaware that you had a completely new body.

You yawn as you awake not yet realizing your muscular body as you scratch your ass. You seem to forget that you were wearing clothes last night as you walk to your bathroom, letting your new dick dangle. You reach the mirror in the bathroom and rub your eyes and that's when you realize. "OH MY FUCKING GOD?!??!?!" You scream. You finally realized your body changed.

It wasn't long until you started to explore your new body, commenting on your new ass and big dick. While you tested out your new body the scenery around your bathroom became bigger and much more luxurious. In fact, Your entire apartment was remade into a much more massive house not that you knew this was happening. You just let your muscles captivate you. You closed your eyes and you put your massive arms to your head as you thought about your new life. As that was happening your bodybuilder tan slowly disappeared and a cross necklace wrapped itself around your neck and some workout shorts covered your member. No underwear though.

You eventually put your arms down as you realize you should probably check your phone to see if it changed in any way so you leave your bathroom completely blissful of the changes to both your house and bathroom. You head to your new bedroom and check your phone. Much to your surprise, there are notifications from many including dating apps. Seems like the new you gets around. You rub your head as you realize the reality of your new life is going to be a doosey.

As you ponder what to do next you feel something happening in your brain. You can feel your brain processing slowing down. Most academic knowledge you ever had being flushed down the metaphorical drain as it was replace with solely the need to bulk your already large body. You space out as this was happening and a little drool came out of your mouth before you snapped back to reality. The only thing on your mind now is to go to the gym and get RIPPED. So you grab the workout gear you suddenly now have and ride in your car to your favorite place in the world.

You arrive at the gym and scent of musk overwhelmed your nose and it felt like home. With it being the new year you see many new people but that doesn't stop your grind. You walk to the gym lockers and your instincts lead you to a locker with the name "Lunsford". You put your bag into the locker and get back to the gym floor. With ease and effort you work out for hours. You always loved that pump. After working out you adjust your sweaty tank and hand to the gym area with full body mirrors.

Once you arrived you immediately stripped into just underwear and socks and flexed. God you looked so good. You loved your body. You loved your life.

A few months later...

Your life has been such a breeze and you were invited to the beach with some bodybuilder friends you made over the months. In a cocky fashion you flex on the beach before stripping into your beach attire.

was only a matter of time until someone wanted a picture or a video of you. With the first person who asks you put on some shades you had in one of your pockets and put them on, only to take them off immediately after and wink at the camera.

"it's going to be a good year!" You say to yourself as you jog to the water with glee.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hey everyone! Late new year story for ya! Hope this year brings you good fortune and fun! See you in the next story!

#muscle transformation #muscle tf #male tf #reality change #mind change #mental change #bodybuilder tf #male transformation

[goldenpinof]

can't wait for them to get sponsored by a sex toy company... imagine them doing the talking points like Ethan crankgameplays lmao. like yes dnp, please explain to your mostly lesbian audience why this particular prostate massager feels good in your b hole.

gurllll, but lesbians and girls in general are the best target audience for sex toys! the amount of youtubers i watch who get sponsored by either Adam & Eve, Lelo or recently Bellesa... almost all of them got a sponsorship at some point, all girls with female audiences. talking points aside (which would be hilarious no matter how dnp put it, considering that they know about their army of lesbians and can speak to them directly) that sponsorship would be such a win for every party involved. and such an entertainment as well 😏

#a) they can talk about their experiences and preferences (just because it's fun to torture us) #b) they can directly talk to women about toys for women aka 80% of their audience #like bro #go collect your check #answered #dnpgames #phandom #sponsors

[darealsaltysam]

of course it’s a fucking adam and eve sponsorship the episode finn wakes up. absolute whore of an old man. go grandpa

#finn tidestrider #gillion tidestrider #just roll with it #jrwi riptide

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anon who's friend group did the secret Valentine's. it's been a bit over a week since we did the event. everyone loved their gifts or straight up cackled at it all.

my friend who got me ended up buying me a whole leather puppy set as a joke. since everyone calls me the group puppy.

my best friend loves the gift you suggested and she may have gone in to a bit too much detail about how much she enjoyed it.

thank you for your help!

y'all are so lucky I have ethics and recommend actual good toys instead of just taking sponsorship deals and shilling whatever stupid shit Adam & Eve needs to move

anyway congrats on your valentine's secret santa, I WILL be stealing the idea and I wish you all the best in your platonic puppy play xoxo

[starlit-mansion]

i can't remember which particularly known-to-be skeevy sponsor was on one of the few illuminaughtii videos i watched (honey? better help?), but i remember thinking it was hilarious that her creator code was MLM. very on the nose. almost too on the nose. beyond parody.

speaking of things that should be called out on youtube: SCUMMY SPONSORSHIPS. i am honestly so tired of holding my nose during ad reads by my favorite commentary, review, debunking and experimental youtubers, specifically ones who are making content about influencers and social media ads' manipulative tactics turning around and doing their fucking ads for microtransaction laden mobile games, apps and plugins that sell data, overpriced vpns, unregulated unsafe sex toys and countless other things that just aren't worth the money. part of me can kind of forgive the ones that are just overpriced subscription services. you're still getting something for that and the convenience can be a factor (provided things aren't fucked up in transit, i say, having once been delivered a box of rotten hello fresh 3 days late), but it's still more expensive and more likely to trap you in a cycle of overpaying, not getting around to cancelling subscriptions, and getting junk because it's a fixed selection. part of me wants to try scentbird, even though i don't need it, because it seems so cool and charming when chad chad talks about it and I AM NOT IMMUNE TO ADVERTISING, esp from the people i have literally allowed to influence me

it's not even something that people call out much (though they do here and there... big joel talked about falling out with adam and eve on his second channel little joel, jacob gellar had a video about "therapy apps," and drew gooden reviewed magic spoon and pointed out their misleading ads and deleting negative comments and reviews). And frankly... why would you? You'd only be poisoning the well for your fellow creators, who rely on the worst of the worst to get their foot in the door before they can maybe, possibly move on to being more selective or switching to crowd-funding, so they can be in the clutches of patreon's randomly dropped subscriptions and fee changes, and the tasty tasty slice that any possible middleman takes from any way to pay creators. and if you conduct yourself as ethically as possible, well... then you have joe hills' transparency (a little joke, if you will), asking for paypal donations (because they take the thinnest slice) and counting every dollar out on stream, which would be too much for a lot of people who have a hard time with constantly asking for direct support that way.

#is there a solution? idk #youtube

[dykes4timrand]

still thinking abt the fact that on the finn return episode they got the adam and eve sponsorship

[pomoapple]

There's a new type of girl victimizing that's going around that demands the end of protected girlhood by the age of 18 in order to sexually entertain followers (most of whom were aquired in the midst of puberty).

And when I say "protected girlhood" i don't just mean the system of not being able to sexually abuse minors without legal ramifications, I ALSO mean societies desire to encourage girls to stay girls for as long as possible, full of whimsy and giggles and twirls.

No one ever goes to bat for the 18 or 19 year old who still wants to wear their old middle school clothes or eat cereal 3 times a day or wear their dirty sneakers to prom. That girlhood isn't consumable. What they WANT is the mini skirts with frilly panties, popsicle licking, pigtails + dog collar combo, and lazy sippy cup Saturdays.

And unfortunately for the girls with large follower numbers, they give into these demands for the sake of their status. OnlyFan accounts for highschool seniors, "spicy" tiktoks at 12am on their 18th birthday, Adam and Eve sponsorships before they start college, sugaring in summer school, bathing suit try on's for brands, and #barelylegal bdsm porn shoots on a school night.

BUT

It has to have all the trappings of youth. Cheerleading uniforms, being made to repeat your age and/or grade, a babysitter persona, filming in your childhood bedroom, tattoos of sexed up cartoon characters, underwear meant for tweens, speaking sexually in baby talk, "daddy". It's all required of teenagers who feel inclined to enter sex work.

And like, I get that it's a joke. "Soooo college was never an option?" "She didn't wanna TRY and get a real job first??" But the only ones laughing are pedophiles and their liberal attack dogs.

And because no one is interested in protecting these girls legally or personally they're being served up to their predatory audience on a silver platter to get chewed on until they're either too old (25) or they feel like they've made all the money they can make (probably $25,000).

There quite literally is NOTHING fundamentally different between a 17½ year old and an 18 year old that warrants the kind of swarming that porn obsessed vultures perpetrate. Everything is just a money game, social media is the conduit, and sex obsessed freaks would 100% encourage girls younger than 18 to get into porn if they legally could (but let's be honest alotta then already do).

#SW #terfs dni #not safe for terfs

[lostangel2006]

true crime podcasts will talk about teenage girls from low income and abusive households, forced and economically coerced into prostitution in dangerous areas as young teenagers and servicing men much older than them (literally statutory r*pe) and yet will still refer to them as if they were willing ‘sex workers’ and add a disclaimer at the beginning like “um guys we’re talking about a 15 year old girl being murdered by her pimp while i put on makeup and have an adam and eve sponsorship BUT remember sex work is work and valid!!! so empowering!!! all swerfs will be blocked!!!” if anyone mentions that the situation is kinda fucked up

#radfem #feminism

[sucroseverse]

something i think about a lot is how SUCROSE would handle sponsorship and production agencies.

i mean... SUCROSE goes a long time being independently produced by yuichi, who runs a unit of his own now. he can't really keep that up forever, and upon SUCROSE becoming a part of ES, they'd have plenty of opportunities to have that responsibility taken care of.

but, like, think about it. sayaka, who manages SUCROSE, would obviously want to join StarPro if at all possible. it's very... her-core, i guess? i feel like kazu wouldn't mind it, either, seeing as he'd pass out from bi nerd panic from being a part of any ES production agency. but i really feel like utsuki and especially tamaki would be highly against this decision. i mean, valkyrie apologist & eichi disliker? sent tatsumi kazehaya death threats? yeah, nah, they wouldn't want any part of that.

so, i mean, when FRUcTOSE and gluCose get created, i feel like utsuki and tamaki would finally feel like they have a way out of StarPro, and after some deciding (and probably a quarrel with sayaka), i think... it would be logical for SUCROSE to split up very late story into FcT/gCs. gCs stays with StarPro, and FcT probably moves onto a different agency (utsuki would probably get sweettalked into joining CosPro, lmao), and the two duos can and do still collaborate often. this way, they become less like adam and eve, and more like their own unique units that just so happen to fit together nicely and collaborate often.

i guess SUCROSE as a whole was never meant to last forever, given that sayaka and yuichi started it to be a launchpad for sayaka's own idol career and to kickstart S-cape's popularity, but it became so much more than that. way more than either of them anticipated. it wasn't built with longevity in mind, but that doesn't mean FcT and gCs are temporary. i have a feeling those two duos will go on for a long time, keeping SUCROSE's dream alive.

#sucroseverse #sponsorverse #enstars au #ensemble stars au #sv: safe #sv: concept #utsu utsuki #utsuki utsu #hirawa sayaka #sayaka hirawa #amamoto tamaki #tamaki amamoto #tanaka kazushi #kazushi tanaka

[exculis]

it was just an adam and eve sponsorship -.-

[obitv]

3very time they do a sponsorship i get so scared itll be adam and eve again

#jrwilb

[kalesorbet]

JRWI ADAM AND EVE SPONSORSHIP?????????

#jrwilb

[sunou-kitsune]

One of the history YouTube channels I've followed for years just got a sponsorship from adam and eve of all places

[desertsongpdf]

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