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"It's tree-climbing time!"
"Eh... Young man--I have apples right here-"
"OH yeah. How do you like that, tree?! Huh?! You like getting smashed by my face? HURTS, doesn't it? Gimme those apples."
FACEBASH. FACEBASH. FACEBASH... FACEBASHFACEBASH-
Oh come on, I know this works. Maybe if I take a running start and roll into the trunk. Really MAXIMIZE my momentum. Yep.
"Prepare yourself, tree--to meet my FACE. Again. At SPEED!"
Backupbackupbackupbackupbackup-
"...Daughter? Are you there? Should I stop him?"
-backupbackupRUNRUNRUNRUN ROLL FACEBASH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS! ...Aww. No apples? Really? I could swear I've gotten them this way before.
Oh well. Guess I should try climbing again.
Wait. This isn't poison ivy, right?
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[Note: This log entry brought to you by ALTTP and Skyward Sword where Link smashes his face into trees to get apples. Loudly.]
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I needed to have an easy answer on hand for the next time someone asks to knowhow my baldur's gate 3 playthrough is going.
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hello eda readers
if any other kindle users want the eighth doctor adventures as .epub files without searching the internet archive themself, i put them here :)
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“sildar hallwinter does not stick in my head but barry bluejeans i’ll never—” don’t say forget. Do Not Say Forget
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This French speaking penguin is the cutest thing I've ever seen asdfghjk;
The morse code corresponds to:
K F U B J N F N B N B O
Caesar cipher by 1 you get:
J E T A I M E M A M A N
Or:
Je t'aime maman (I love you mom)
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ryoko kui really said let me just leave absolutely integral character details. in the supplemental material.
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I may not know who I am,
But I know the world is beautiful.
I also know I'd like longer pants.
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i'm not bulletproof when you just smile
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i miss her so so bad. listen to my petrigrof mix
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I am actually so incredibly ill about the implications of Sunny attaching themself to this idea that Lenays corpse is a mermaid... is2g they have fully convinced themself their mothers floating dead body is alive and speaks to them...
And Tubbo has no idea where to begin with that because he was the one who told them she was a mermaid to begin with. Because again how do you tell a child that their mothers corpse floats in the river you live by. That shes not a mermaid and never has been what Sunny thinks/refers to their mother is actually her corpse and I :((
Sunny 'talks' with Lenay the same way a child 'talks' with their stuffed animal,,, Sunny is so so young and it BREAKS MY HEARTTT
One day, if the body disappears Sunny will be hysterical asking where her ma is because shes ALWAYS in the river, she is ALWAYS in that spot by the dock. imagine she goes to her pa and just "PA! MAS GONE. WHAT IF THE EVIL MAN TOOK HER? WE NEED TO SAVE HER!" What's Tubbo gonna do then? Try to explain the truth to her? Go along on an adventure with no end because the evil man isn't real??
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