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sorryiwasasleep · 2 years
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Episode 3 of Baymax is SO important for all of the reasons that people a lot smarter and more articulate than me have been saying, but i also want to mention it’s absolutely hilarious and I want to consensually kiss on the mouth whoever came up with the concept of Baymax in the menstrual health aisle. The double meaning period joke was corny but did in fact have me laugh out loud. Hats off to all who worked on ‘Sofia’
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dyke-pollinator · 9 months
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Lmao there are actually people in this world that don't want to suck girl cock. Fucking imagine.
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chappell roan makes music for hot people who give too much to a person who treats them like shit and when they realize that theyre better off without them, they get exponentially hotter
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housewifeswag2 · 6 months
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today is my peak ovulation day btw soooo 😈 if you want me more that's why
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south-sea · 1 year
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shadow might have a good poker face but the trade off is he can’t control his ear movements worth a damn even if it’s to his own detriment. dude could be getting interrogated and his ears are waving around like he’s flagging down a plane
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cult-of-dollbabies · 10 months
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c10v3r · 1 year
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let lightbulb commit crimes stop silencing her
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cero-sleep · 1 year
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does IOC Eclipse have 4 arms or 2? i noticed in your recent artwork that he has 2, but in your older artwork he had 4 right? love your content either way! 😇❤️
Four! That's bc that wasn't Eclipse :3<
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squidbulborb · 1 year
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Henry and William are divorced /j
Their divorce is what we in the law community like to call a "restraining order".
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Extremely self-indulgent request, but Crazier Things for Jukebox? I was thinking of this verse from the solo version:
I don't think that this is fair, but I'm still gonna ask it What if we're still meant to be? Crazier things have happened It tears me apart, you can have love in your heart And not have to act on it
But there's so many good star-crossed lyrics in that song--I'm sure you'll pick the perfect ones!
hi dear, thanks so much for this wonderful prompt. here it is and i hope you like it. it also really, really makes me want to re-read "100 bad days"—so for those of you who haven't read it before, do yourself a favour and do it and cry as much as everyone else when "crazier things" comes up. ♥️
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antimony-ore · 2 years
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[Take your time and see,
The world is cradling you and me,
We're just thoughts in a dream,
That's unfolding eternally,
On and on (on and on),
It goes on and on (on and on and on)]
[Added today, 5-27]
So say that life's a test,
Try your best,
Act like you know the rest and don't confess,
the things that cause you stress,
you're not pressed,
to share that with the rest
But don't get quiet now
Don't push things inside, now
You know what feels right, no?
There's no meant to be
(Chorus)
It may seem crazy,
It may drive you wild,
Don't it seem like yesterday,
we were only just a child?
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liquidstar · 29 days
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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kochei0 · 2 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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bonesandthebees · 24 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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vamprisms · 27 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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