Homer, Hades 2: Sing, O Muse, of the saffron robed goddess, whose fair countenance was bathed in Selene’s light at the moment of her birth.
Homer, Hades: The fire-stepping prince was lifted by Night from the cold ground, where his lord father had discarded him, outside Taco Bell.
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MORE GEN Z BILLY AND STU
I just know that Billy would love breaking bad, but Stu ruins it by making "Mr white yo" jokes
Stu thought the memes surrounding the submarine implosion were hilarious, Billy thinks it's a funny situation but hates the memes because they seem stupid to him
Stu sends people the Bee Movie script at least once a month. And nobody knows who is the next target
In the 6th grade Billy found out about the Dan and Phil hat fic and was never the same after that.
Little Billy was a big fan of Minecraft and would watch Stampy long Cat almost every day. To this day Billy can still beat Minecraft.
Not really for this but I feel like Stu can't do long division for some reason idk
Billy wears old spice yes, but Stu wears the weirdest shit he can find it's like a 4-in 1 soap that somehow smells sorta like Clorox.
Billy wants to get a snake so bad, his Instagram is mostly horror movies, shirtless men, and snakes. He already has a name picked out and drunk buys snake stuff off Amazon.
The. The dan and phil hat fic.
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Jasmine and Nick: (Have gotten into an argument over Jas being reckless)
Jasmine: (Stamps her foot) “BUT DAD THATS NOT FAIR!!! YOU ARE BEING A JERK!!!”
Nick: (Patiently) “Jazzy, my word is final. Now go to your room to cool off that haughty attitude of yours.”
Jasmine: (Angsty teenage growls as she whirls around and storms off to the cabinets, reaching in for a box)
Nick: (Crosses his arms) “Jasmine- I said go to your room!”
Jasmine: (Takes the spaghetti noodles from the box and pours it into her hand, glaring over her shoulder at her father)
Nick: (Wags a finger at his daughter) “Don’t you dare-….”
Jasmine: (Snaps all of the spaghetti noodles in half while looking Nick dead in the eye)
Nick: (Bangs on his desk, rising from his chair) “NOW YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE, MISSY.”
Ellie Perkins: (Sips her coffee) “Oh the joys of parenthood….”
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I wanna start recording my nerd ass creative shit for YouTube but I don't know where the fuck to start lmao
the ridiculous research on the history of receipts? a similar spiral about stamps and designing them for XIV? a culmination of my thoughts about bread tags and bagels within the game lore??
also I spent all day making personal databases on Minecraft redstone mechanics so my brain sure is doing something in here but I can't tell you what
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can people who eat at taco bell please let me know if i should get 2 dorito gordita crunches OR 1 of them and a chicken empanada. i am planning what i will eat after my fall out boy concert so as you can imagine this is highly critical and i dont know what the food there tastes like. Also are the cinnabons good or should i get a baja blast instead
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i keep forgetting the Japanese restaurant that was open till 3am shut down permanently a while ago
they were one of the best places to get reasonably priced incredible tasting food. u could get 3 entrees for like twenty bucks and now if i want curry i either have to make it or buy it before 9
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