i love it when bad is very specifically a good roleplayer by giving other people good prompts. like casually bringing up wilbur now to tallulah. or when he put missa in the petting zoo. or all those times he Tormented the Lesbians so they could protect each other from him. its just so !!!! I love watching roleplayers be considerate of other roleplayers and gleefully hand over something they Know the other person's character can react to. i've seen cellbit do it, too (that time he handed his knife to bbh. oh my god). it's not a rare thing, and it's possible to be a good roleplayer without keeping that sort of considerate back and forth in mind, but its one of my favourite things to notice. foolish does it too, sometimes- i haven't watched him much, but i did take note of when he Made Sure to bring jaiden along with him on a cucurucho quest. and basically every interaction he had with bad when the eggs were missing. its just so so good
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I would love to go through a cryptic pregnancy with a partner. People say they really didn’t realize they were knocked up when it happens in real life … so I assume neither of us would be able to tell. Maybe you develop a slightly softer belly, but the lack of other symptoms makes us both unaware that my baby has taken root inside you. 9 months of unnoticed gestation leading up to a labor you’re extremely unprepared for. Maybe we’re just chilling at home, or we could be in public or on a long car ride when you suddenly start feeling cramps. Wondering out loud if it was something you ate or just a random twinge. Feeling the panic as 1 cramp turns into 2 or 3 … you’d be moaning and whining as we both try and figure out what to do. Suddenly it’s too late and the cramps start to overlap as something shifts inside of you and starts to move down. A heavy mass locking itself into your pelvis. Your waters breaking and soaking your pants with a gasp from the both of us. Instincts take over as you start feeling the urge to bear down and push. Still confused about what’s going on. Imagine the surprise when you finally pull down your pants and reveal that mass starting to bulge your crotch. Imagine how crazy it would be if I had to frantically pull over to support your straining hole as it opens for our surprise. Pulling back your legs as you push, a dark teardrop quickly forming between your lips. Another push and you crown, straining for a moment before something pops out
Fuck … it’s a head
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Been wondering how Essek has been doing without teleport in the wake of the Apogee Solstice, but we all know that man is teleporting anyway. Dude is collapsing on arrival from the amount of times he’s had to recast to get where he wanted to go cuz he’d rather take on the damage and extreme risk of death than admit that he’s been bested by Ludinus and his pet rock-god.
The image of him continuously appearing in front of the Nein with blood streaming out of every hole in his face. And Caleb’s just like,
“Uh,,, heyy Schatz maybe we should stop using that spell? Especially when you are traveling alone–”
“Not to worry Caleb, everything is under control. Probability is my specialty, and as such, I can assure you I have already devised a method that greatly reduces the risk of incurring any severe repercussions.“
*he says knowing full well he’s been wasting an obscene amount of Fortune’s Favors just to vaguely get here within an inch of his life*
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im sorry. the household is bankrupt and i can no longer make posts for you. i spent at least 50k on this
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You’re telling me Quinn teasing Luke on the ice saying “Oh Lukey oh Lukey” DIDN’T make the NHL best mic’d up moments
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Favorite and least favorite Pixar movie?
Favorite is The Incredibles, least favorite is Incredibles 2.
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ej says to val "i'm only doing this right now because you're leaving early" when he calls his dad. he says "i need some moral support."
so you're telling me he had to make the call prematurely because he didn't feel there was a single other person who could morally support him through this? not his cousin who he's had these kind of conversations with before, not his ex girlfriend who was shown to be a source of strength and support for him, not a single one of his friends from school would be willing or able?
he had to squeeze such an important call in before she left because she was the only one really on his side.
tl;dr ej deserves so much better.
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a message to antis who're hating on shu for the dating rumours?
(go all out, be a bitch, get mad, speak for the real fandom <3)
OH OH OH I HAVE ONE
fuck off.
you're not entitled to know everything about his life, and you are certainly not entitled to belittle and scold him for how he's living said life.
you're all acting like he owes you something. like you think that, just because you're his fan, he is obligated to make himself stay single just so you can live out your fantasies?
it's pathetic, really.
and it's particularly pathetic that you're now taking to harassing him online and getting angry for no fucking reason just because he might be dating someone that's not you.
joshua is a real person, and you're treating him like he's just a plaything, something from your imagination that you can bully and manipulate into doing what you want just because you cry and whine and yell at him for it.
it's like you don't really care for him at all, isn't it? you all talk about how he's your favourite person, your comfort, but when you get even the slightest inkling that he's trying to find comfort in another person, you're screaming in his comments and defaming him and treating him like he's- like he's fucking killed your family or something.
if you even cared about him, just a little bit, caring about him as a person, you'd be glad for him that he's pursuing his own happiness, really. don't you think?
you're all really immature, you know that? immature and spoiled. joshua isn't yours. he isn't anyone's. let the man fucking live his own life, will you? let him date who he wants and leave him the hell alone.
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what do you mean the haikyuu movie is only 1 hour and 24 minutes long.... for the entire karasuno vs. nekoma match.... it's so over im going to kill myself
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