#and lunch was an hour late

[blacksails2017]

love how a set experience can be joyful and a great time but also the absolute worst horrible time

#I can’t believe this was unpaid like you’re putting your crew through That and all u can do is jokingly apologize #lugged so many equipment cases uphill for half a mile half of which was a rocky trenchy trail #in over 100 degree weather and the cases would literally burn u if u touched anything but the handle #we shot in a cave w v poor ventilation and they wanted practical fire so they just. lit a campfire and it filled w smoke and we had to just #stand there until the scene was wrapped #LIKE BRO this is smoke inhalation #the entrance to the cave was very rocky and our dp fell twice the first time he somehow saved the camera and the second time I was spotting #him and I slipped then he slipped but I was able to hold him up #no bathrooms for 10 #Hours #and lunch was an hour late #anyways most of the crew was very nice and it was a great bonding experience and I loved being out in nature #the crickets were fr so loud and I could see the stars

[fuumiku]

Day 2 : Role Swap

Ok I have thoughts for this one bear with me. He’s a mage with a half-foot guild still but his activism is especially targeted towards half-foot mages specifically since they’re rare and so looked down upon (and the two are correlated).

Marcille scouts out places all Tomb Raiser style for lost treasures and knowledge, keeps maps and written info etc in her book. She’s still much of a scholar but more in an archeologist sense, she wants to discover the truth of dungeons and see if it could revolutionize the world. She’s a buildings and engineering nerd instead of magic nerd. She hypes herself up as a passionate cool rogue adventurer like in books✨ Chil thinks it’s a silly and unstable profession. All her um, grace and agility when doing headstands and dancing are coming through with this new role of hers.

Chil does need to borrow mana and so they hold hands a lot. I am so taking advantage of the mana transfer thing. "I’m out of mana, you’re an elf and you never use magic, give some to me! You have so much, don’t be selfish!!" -inparty fight breaks out as he chases after her and she runs away- I imagine that’s just kinda how he and half-foot mages roll? Dunmeshi-typical worldbuilding monologue that explains how "Most people don’t even use their mana, they don’t even learn magic. If you give me your mana I’ll be able to do more magic, win-win, no harm done." I imagine you have to be magic-savvy to be able to transfer mana to someone but it’s fine he can just steal it methinks 🌟 So he gets to be the one who’s very casual about physical touch. He does NOT want to be a healer it stresses him out but ah shit there Falin goes.

More AU details under cut

You’ve heard of onion knight now get ready for onion mage Y’know the saddest part of mage Chilchuck is that he wouldn’t use explosion spells

You know how Marcille uses her staff to grab people by the neck or head sometimes… Chilchuck would have a free choking stick he can use to make people listen to him. He can REACH THEIR NECKS . It doubles as a walking stick for his old man back… /j And a weapon, sort of. I think staff more than lance, but long weapons like that suit him I think. Holding the monster at bay with a 4 feet long stick like "Stay BACK!! Go for my party members shoo shoo!!!!"

From my observations, staffs for magic all have a ‘hole’ at one end, oh size, shape, material and form varying. For example both Marcille and Rin have a similar hoop, but Falin’s is a lantern which imo the metal frame of it and the glass form this hole I’m speaking of. Maybe it’s like, the staff condenses the magic inside the hole and helps channel it and give it form? What I’m saying here is I didn’t decide what it was made out of but I like to think it’s carved wood so it can be homemade but unique to him.

Marcille and Chil both fight in battles, but he stays where it’s safer and does long distance spells only. Marcile uses daggers probably… But yeah her role’s more being a scout rather than a fighter, while Chil’s role is being a magical fighter and his expertise on magical creatures and such.

I think he’d be self-taught, where it’s his own magic system… I think he likes theory more than vibes and working at the whims of creatures, so maybe elven with an half-foot script? He doesn’t seem like the type to get buddy-buddy with spirits much A bit like his cowl it’s like he always has a part of home with him a bit with his half-foot magic… He’d have sucked at the beginning, it’s pretty experimental magic, but he made it work and tbh he’s a Big Deal for it. Learning on the field ofc ofc he’s no honor student

I think the racial prejudices tension would be worse, because he’d be nervous of the whole ‘half-foots who get too curious about dark magic get taken away’, and I think as a half-elf who doesn’t do magic it might be uncomfortable for her to deal with how the half-foot is better at it than her and how her mana would have had better use with him instead of her? Idk brainstorming. I def think she’d habe more of a complex about being a half-elf… Still with existential dread and still Hopes to find a cure to death, but she goes about it through artefacts etc rather than magic. I’m unsure how her career would turn out that wqy exactly because job stability and academia are important to her, but yeah I think she went to school on an agricultural and history level and focused her research on that front? And then she could become that adventurer scholar who explores to pierce secrets of the world and ancient civilizations trope yeah I think that’s the angle.

Maybe his plans for the future after quitting being a dungeon diver would be teacher/mentor instead of shopkeeper 🤔 One one hand oh god have mercy on his blood pressure, on the other he likes contributing to his community and would want to encourage half-foot mages and pass down his knowledge and expertise I think. Empty nest syndrome where…- OHHH mage Meijack……. I was thinking becayse Meijack followed in his footsteps in canon but it could suit Puckpatti and Flertom too… Their dad would have shown them some magic tricks hehe. They can be a magical girl trio in my heart, Powerpuff Girls energy…

A rogue has gotta be able to make intricate af braids and updos with their fingers (ignore how in canon Chil is just barely decent at them nvm). I was thinking maybe one of Marcille’s lockpicks is Ambrosia-shaped… Or maybe it’s an hairpin. Maybe she keeps her lockpicks as pins in her hair but they’re easy to grab… Getting more gimmicky by the second but my heart yearns for it I cannot lie. I ended up doing something close to canon for Marcille’s outfits but at first I imagined she’d wear stuff more akin elven fashion, short dress with pants, light material, though also with a leather armor breastblate. She has long gloves like the ones that look fancy, maybe even up her upper arm rather than just forearm ooh… Also her little pouch, which actually contains stuff this time around (lockpicks). They still have matching pouches yay

In that last doodle Chilchuck weaved her a little familiar with twigs… So it is magical but it’s hers, and it’s a second stand-in for Ambrosia. Maybe a golem… It’s very silly and prob not real in the au but the thought of it is really cute. Someone on the discord said Fantastical Beasts Pickett which yesss lmao, it’s like a pokemon for "(lock)pick it!" I love arts and crafts Chilchuck so much. Sew clothes. Weave twigs. Woodcarve. Necromance a frankenstein. He can make himself a new wife (/J I AM SO /J)

Also for Izutsumi: I think the reverse of a ninja is a bard. Take that as you will. Angry bard who grew up in a troupe……

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi au #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #marchil #marchil march 2024 #The way i could have had this out at lunch hour but brainrotted too hard #Content making or daydreaming it’s an all-marchil economy over here #So much half-foot magic hcs lately i love it sm #Sketch dump

[hamletthedane]

One must imagine Sisyphus in late stage capitalism.

#struggling to find joy in pointless toil that you’ll never directly reap the rewards of seems like some late stage capitalism bullshit #Albert Camus I respect the hustle but sometimes the joy isn’t in the climb but in the fall and refusal to push again #(​this is a joke - I know Camus is more building off of nihilistic discussion on the search for meaning & religion. not economic struggle) #(but the repeated application of this philosophy as a way to cope with the horror of an exploitative system is…disturbing..) #*exploitative economic system #philosophy #gods damned greeks #lunch hour thoughts

[dracula-dictionary]

Dracula Dictionary, July 20th

disgorge: release large amounts of contents, force something up from the stomach through the mouth

cumulative: added together one after another

Burdon-Sanderson: Sir John Scott Burdon-Sanderson, a british physiologist, was appointed as professor of physiology at Oxford university in 1882

Ferrier: Sir David Ferrier, a scottish neurologist, famous for experimenting on monkey brains, the first scientist to be prosecuted for animal cruelty in 1881

congenitally: in a way that has existed since birth

The Great Recorder: presumably a euphemism for either god or the grim reaper

#don't mind me sliding in over an hour late #i got busy with irl stuff and kinda forgot i hadn't queued today's entry yet #i wrote this during my lunch break #you're welcome #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula dictionary #20 july #dracula daily 20 july #dracula dictionary 20 july

[storm-of-feathers]

I dont understand allistics at all

#how can they say ''yeah we're going to be an hour late to lunch plans'' and not like. explode??

[quietly-collecting-spoons]

I think if drs are late to see you you should get a partial refund

#if you charge me a late fee you should also be charged a late fee #I want to go eat lunch instead I’m holed up in the same room I’ve been in for an hour #chronically ill #chronic illness #spoonie #spoon theory

[drag0nalias0]

Finally about to watch Nimona!!!!!

#I use my mums netflix but it hasnt been working recently due to it npt being connected to the internet. We had a brief powercut a while #Ago so that may be why #And ive been waiting for them to leave the house for a few hours as i dont like watching movies with other people sometimes #Im fine with disney movies usually but other stuff is usually a no #I just mainly dont want to watch it with her and her boyfriend (gods i *hate hate HATE* that man) and her boyfriends daughter (whom i also #dont like) #Im fine with my sister but the rest is a no. Id also not watch it with my dad either #I would have watched it round his as he had my half brothers netflix on his tv but now the netflix doesnt work #Either my brother got rid of his or it was the netflix rule about only one household being able to use the netflix that kicked us off #Anyway imma watch it now. With my late lunch #Nimona

[chilope]

im trying to decide how long i need to wait for my shitty coworker to do the one (1) thing i asked him to before i go absolutely sicko mode

#this is obviously an exaggeration i am physiologically incapable of going sicko mode #however i am annoyed that he has thus far never followed through on anything ive asked of him #and takes like 2 hour lunches and comes in late and leaves early #which doesnt impact me 99% of the time so i try not to give a shit #but this is one of those things where if he doesnt do it ill have to do it #so the sooner i know he isnt going to do it the better #because id rather not stay late to get it done #im really conflicted because it sounds like he may not be leaving when his grant ends? #my boss floated that he might end up getting rehired on my project #and like i really dont want to be a huge bitch because like. maybe he doesnt know that its bad to call out twice a week #and never show up on time #and shirk all of his responsibilities #so i dont want to like. be responsible for him being unemployed. #but i also really dont want to work with or manage him! #i hate being difficult

[suddenlymicah]

happy ides of march! time to kill ceasar

#ides of march #julius caesar #history #im saying this to my history teacher in a few hours lmao #my ancient world history teacher is fun and cool and while shes a bit strict i gen dont see while ppl dislike her #she doesnt give tests and her work is easy #i have her for homeroom also #and tbf my homeroom is angelic compared to the neighboring classes homerooms #even so most of the time we're just quiet. when i need to plot something or if im writing fic or oc backstories #its in one of her classes or at lunch bc i finish her work so quickly #tales of a guy who has one(1) favorite teacher and its the one who asked “hey do you have preferred pronouns” #believe it or not my favorite teacher is the one that plays the communist anthem every time she says something against the us government #and my favorite classmate is the one that can sing the whole thing #i do pick favorites #anyways yeah happy ides of march im watching mean girls again today for the 30 bajillionth time #this is a scheduled post btw ru and yellow and tobi #im most likely asleep by the time this posts dont yell at me for being awake too late

[hailsatanacab]

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Twins, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Not Phantom Planet Compliant (Danny Phantom), Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Gun Violence, Blood and Violence, Gunshot Wounds, Mugging, Medical Torture, Vivisection, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Child Neglect, Past Child Abuse Summary:

“If you ever find yourself in danger, go to Bruce Wayne. He will help you.”

His mother had loved him, in her own way. If she hadn’t, she wouldn’t have helped him escape. If she hadn’t, she would have dragged him back to the League of Assassins, to Grandfather. If she hadn’t, he’d be dead.

She loved him, but she loved the League more.

Jack and Maddie Fenton loved him too, they did, but they loved their work more.

They loved their work more.

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After his parents react poorly to his reveal, Danny escapes to the only person he thinks can help him - Bruce Wayne. He doesn't know what to expect when he gets there, but it has to be better than where he is, surely? He certainly doesn't expect to be reunited with his long lost twin brother Damian. It's funny how things work out that way.

Danny is 16 years old, not Phantom Planet compliant

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Chapter 11!! Chapter 11!! Chapter 11!!

#danny phantom #batman #dpxdc #dp crossover #dp x dc #dc crossover #if you saw me frantically editing bits of this immediately after posting no you didn't #this was such a rush to get out i probably should have delayed it a bit #but we went out to lunch to day so taht was fun #not done that in a while #i had ribs and half a burger and some korean chicken wings (we split like three dishes so we could try them all haha) #it was so tasty #but not conducive to writing haha #i forgot to share for like half an hour again WHOOPS #and it was only half calculated so i could edite a little bit more #so much of this chapter was late additions #it has like three different endings and this is by far the worst possible ending for danny sorry #had to have that panic attack tho sorry babes but it's just not cetbwa without a panic attack #oh i want to formally apologise for catgirl alfred #it was wrong of me to put that image in all of our heads #i am sorry #um so yeah i think that's all i have to ramble on about today! #so... please enjoy - this is (obviously) the first chapter in a while and i am back to being a nervous nelly about this #hope you all like it #ilysm!! #screams into the abyss

[mildmayfoxe]

NOT to brag but i’ve finished five books in the past week

#finished my audiobook from yesterday earlier (it was short; only like five hours) #and just finished my novel on my lunch. NOW what??? #find something ELSE to read?? #i’ve been truckin lately i’m making good progress #chatpost

[chocolatepot]

I've been so stressed today and yesterday that my whole body hurts. 😩 Not even over anything special, half of it is just my brain telling me things are going to go badly down the line, probably. Hurts so much I might take a covid test just in case.

#I'd actually gotten over yesterday's stress #and then completely fucked up the RBB signup so I was so late that I couldn't get any of my choices #and I knew I couldn't write any of the remaining slides #so this is the second bang I've had to miss entirely because of my own inability to just do things correctly #(last time the problem was technically my inability to come up with a fic anyone would want to illustrate) #deep into Jenna Maroney doing her self-evaluation drunk hours #I think the preliminary HR interview I did last week is not going to turn into a proper interview #wouldn't put money on it but I'm fairly sure I was supposed to hear back about it this week if so #do not have a good feeling about the short story or novella I've submitted recently #also kind of fuck-it-why-bother about the non-fiction proposal I'm finishing up #at least I've been able to write a bit today but like my usual Saturday lunch writing went nowhere because of the self-recriminations #it me

[telemna-hyelle]

Hi, just popping in to say your sense of humor is delightful and your hope and light are inspirational. ❤️

Thanks I really needed to hear that right now <3

#on top of a whole othet bunch of stuff going on lately i litetally just dropped my lunch and lost about 80% of it #with no recourse for thr next 6 hours #so thid came at the right time thank you #you ask tellie answers #love for tellie?

[lesbiansanemi]

Do you think if I wish hard enough my mom will get electrocuted by a string of Christmas lights and just go up in a cloud of smoke. It’d be a Christmas miracle

#I’m not even DOWN THERE YET and I want to fucking KILL HER #I have to work Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. I live four hours away from my family #I told her this MANY TIMES I said I’ll drive down after work on Christmas Eve be there Christmas morning but I need to leave by 3-4 to get #home at a reasonable hour so I can have time to unpack/catch up on a couple days of chores/get plenty of sleep #she called me last night and told me she didn’t schedule Christmas stuff until SIX PM #and when I said why tf did you do that I’m not staying that late #she got mad and upset and was like ‘it’s the only time everyone is free :(‘ #BUT THEN proceeded to tell me we were having lunch with her HUSBAND’S family at noon #(ppl I am not close with never have been literally don’t talk to) #and everyone I know is like ‘just leave when you said you were going to anyways’ #and like yeah I could but then my family is gonna be ENRAGED that I didn’t do Christmas stuff with them #and they’re like ‘well explain that your mom didnt listen to when you said you needed to leave’ #but the thing is. no matter what. they’re going to take her side #I should sacrifice my time and comfort to spend time with them because they’re FAMILY #never mind that literally not a SINGLE ONE OF THEM has EVER come up to visit me #IM always expected to drive down there. but that sacrifice doesn’t count it’s not good enough #but if I stay that late I won’t be getting home until AT LEAST midnight or later #cuz my family has no fucking concept of time so if it starts at six that means it doesn’t ACTUALLY start until 7 so most of them might be #there by 8 so I’ll be expected to stay until at least 10 to sufficiently catch up with all of them #I’m going to scream I’m going to cry #if I leave early I’m the awful ungrateful terrible bitch who never comes to see any of them #but none of them could adjust their days by just a few hours to see me before I needed to leave #FOR MY FUCKING JOB !!!!!!!! SOMETHING COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL #and like the thing is. my piece of shit manipulative bitch mother #I KNOW she did this on purpose #I know she didn’t plan this until six to FORCE me to stay longer because she was mad I wasn’t staying long #(again… because of work… something I can’t control) #so she’s orchestrated this to put me in this position #where I have to suck it up and stay and be exhausted and have tired migraines for a week cuz I get only a couple hours of sleep and then #or leave and make everyone pissed. I hate her so FUCKING much

[thiamblogger]

i just want to know if anybody else on tumblr is taking health and social in college because i am, and today we had to fix our feedback except (this isn't me bragging.. i promise.) i didn't have any, and i am literally never in lesson - i always waffle, but like maybe it's cause of all the extra explanations and definitions??

#i am so confused. #if i do so well here why can i in my english lessons? #i wanna cry. #but like i do kinda wanna brag- #hehe. #🤭😭 #college #i hate college. #this morning i spilt milk down myself and had to change and then i got stuck in the rain #but then my mum brought me mcdonalds #and then i had a test so my teacher let us leave an hour hour #so i got to have a second lunch and i saw my friend from another class #then i thought i was going to class late but the teacher was late #OH!! #i also forgot my english book but it didn't matter #anyways.. #during lesson the teacher basically ignored me cause she was helping other people. #and then she was like if you've done this you can leave but i left anyways. #so i got home at 5 and only finished it at 8 but like idk if i was even supposed to do half of the work i did in the assignment #and i still have 3 tasks. #DID I TELL YOU IT WAS MY FIRST DAY BACK? #personal #vent

[frankenshane]

learned the hard way today that some friend groups should never go on a field trip together

#1. disrespected the time there by being 30 minutes late from an hour long lunch #2. were just very Loud and didn't quiet down when requested #3. needled another student that they've apparently bullied for years. #4. wandered off at least two different points and had to be walked back to the group