#and we shared some cake

[itzmematthias]

Was this... a date?

#we went to a café while we passed some time until we controlled some fresh meat #and had a pretty good time #and we shared some cake #from the SAME plate #😳 #oh my #and he's astonished about my parking #because it's so neat #got my driver's license last Monday btw #and i just put the inner lining back into his crocs #and he called me a genius #hmmm #my cute suspicious crush #especially after yesterday when we talked about my type #things are crazy i tell you #and i enjoy it just like it is #let's see where this is going

[foxyd101]

AAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTH DAY

wait my brain is

eyh have a cake yippeeeee HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY

Aww thank you Mwah! :3

#we can share some cake with everyone! #silly doodles #silly drawing #my art #art #drawing #digital drawing #doodle #sketch #doodle sketch #ask doodles #answered asks

[benkeibear]

Selfship Sunday! ✨

What was your first date like? Where did you go? What did you do? Feel free to tell us all about it 🫶

#rhy speaks ♡ #selfship Sunday #selfship questions #Benkei and I went to a park for a picnic but had to cut it short bc some ducks attacked us #i don't think Mahito and I had a first date... we just kinda decided that we're both fucked up and went with it #Bachira took me out to get ice cream and we shared the biggest bowl #Tendou and I made a cake together and spent hours decorating it

[bakedbakermom]

do you know how many years it's been since i had my favorite donut NO ONE makes a chocolate old fashioned anymore

#okay safeway has them sometimes but they're really not very good #btw i mean the kind with the plain cake and chocolate icing NOT the chocolate cake one that doesn't count #when i was a kid the ONLY good thing about church was that afterwards you could go down to the auditorium in the school and #get coffee and donuts (for the early services bc some people followed an old rule about no eating before communion on sundays) #(we didn't do that thankfully or someone would have gotten eaten) #but anyway my dad would always search out the chocolate old fashioned because he is a Man of Taste and he would share it with me #wow i haven't thought about that in years #fuck i want a donut and to be 4 years old again #donuts

[here-there-were-dragons]

as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.

#a lot of people literally refuse to even eat ham or pork #not even for like religious or health reasons #just because they think eating anything but beef and chicken is 'weird and scary and gross' #every time i hear people going on en masse about how 'weird and an acquired taste' something foreign is i go and try it and i'm just like #what the fuck were all of you smoking. where is the unbearable weirdness i am supposed to be experiencing #shoutout to that time i kept hearing about how bizarre a flavor milkis soda is and how intimidating and acquired of a taste #then when i actually try the stuff. it's just fucking peach soda. it's peach soda with a faint tangy yogurtish taste. it makes good floats. #how in the absolute fuck is anything even remotely weird much less gross about this? #unless your concept of what a 'soda' should be is poisoned by a lifetime of the entire soda aisle being filled with nothing but brown sludg #from the same 3 brands that all taste like what would happen if they could distill the concept of diabetes and artificial flavoring syrup #i don't know if other countries have this but there's this weird cultural like mandatory rejection of any 'unusual' food here #way more intense than i've seen from anyone from any other country (though that might just be inexperience with other cultures talking) #people react to the mere suggestion of any food outside a very narrow range with outright disgust and genuine fear and horror #and there's a huge amount of unspoken peer pressure on everyone to also do the same #like you're expected to agree with them and you've breeched some sort of silent social contract if you don't #it's seen as *immoral* almost it feels like #it's difficult to describe unless you've noticed it yourself #americans react to the mere suggestion of eating anything outside of the same 2 meats and handful of fillers the same way #that pearl-clutching aristocrat grandmas react to hearing that people in foreign countries do.. basically anything #it doesnt matter if you're suggesting eating ube cake or suggesting eating live bugs because people will react the same way #everything that's not chicken/beef/ect is as good as bugs to people here #hate this stupid blandass country and how impossible it is to afford any food other than burgers if you're not rich #or blessed with relatives that have any idea how to cook and are at all willing to teach you #cause nother weird thing i've noticed about food culture-or at least wasp food culture-that i haven't seen anywhere else quite the same way #is that if you DO have any relatives that know how to cook then nine times out of ten they will jealously guard their recipes like a dragon #and refuse to share them with anyone #thus taking whatever little cooking knowledge was in the family to their grave #so the opportunity other people usually have for family bonding via passing on recipes? pffft no. #for some reason we seem to actively go out of our way to prevent these things from being passed on #i don't know what the fuck is up with that but i suspect it has something to do with 50's dinner party oneupmanship

[kingdomoftyto]

I am taking all of you theorizing that Betty reincarnated into Finn and am swatting you with a rolled up newspaper

#seriously can we not lmao #there's more than one comet and more than one butterfly my dudes #the butterflies aren't even the same #and if anything... her (likely) being the face-pattern butterfly feels like evidence against this bc it sure seems like #reincarnations of the same soul don't tend to exist at the same point in time. unless I'm wrong and that was just something I assumed #and tbh she doesn't share a lot in common with Finn like. at all. besides maybe some of her chaotic energy? #show me imagery of her losing an arm and then we'll talk #Fionna and Cake spoilers #(anyway I guess folks can theorize what they want but I'm still gonna severely judge you for using this as justification for certain ships)

[frecklystars]

I am in such an Officer K mood today 🥺🥺🥺 I have so many little pink hearts floating around my head when I think of him

#love notes #💕♬♪ ♡ I can't help falling in love with you ☆- ̗̀💛 ̖́-☆ #I JUST AUAUGHH I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUCHHHHHH #thought about dancing to Elvis with him to cheer him up after he’s had a long day #laying in his lap while he reads Pale Fire to me and I don’t understand a single sentence but that’s ok bc he’s enjoying himself #giving him food from other dimensions he’s never even SEEN before #sugary cupcakes with pink frosting from BarbieLand (we’ll pretend it isn’t plastic) #cheese sandwiches (we can share with Deckard since he has a fondness for cheese and misses it) #pizza. potatoes. salmon. chocolate cakes. candy. warm chocolate chip muffins. DONUTS!!!!!! #to the point where every time he eats noodles he’s like what the hell have I been living off of #I’ve been thinking that his pet names for me would be so personal like. My Heart. My Beloved 🥺 #and he doesn’t say it as a pet name he says it as a promise with such conviction #you are my heart because I cannot exist without you. i need you I care for you deeply you are the source of all love and desire #I’ve thought about us cuddling on the couch if I’m having nightmares and can’t sleep. he will recite fairy tales to me #or he makes some up on the spot 🥺 abt a princess who lives in the stars 🥺 and a knight named Joe who falls in love with her 🥺💕💕 #GOD!!!! WHWGUWGUWHUH YEARNING!!!!!!!

[kaidabakugou]

genuinely want to cry rn, like i’m never leaving my house ever again y’all

#kai.rambles #i can’t live in peace deadass #y’all remember last week when i sneezed and hit my forehead on the counter #i thought that was hella embarrassing BUT TODAY DUDE? TODAY TAKES THE CAKE #where i live my neighbors are super nice we always share the extra produce we have or receive since we all grow different things in the yard #and today my neighbor who is married has kids and his wife is so sweet i love chatting with her #brought me some extra produce from his restaurant and my dog was barking really loud so i picked him up to put him behind the little- #gate he has in the hallway so he doesn’t escape when i open the door to guests #i had on a crop top - you can already imagine where did is going lol #when i picked him up (he’s usually very calm when i pick him up) BUT TODAYYY the stray mommy kitty that i feed happened to be waiting for - #me with her two baby kittens for me to feed her and when my dog saw them he went crazy in my arms #AND KICKED MY CROP TOP DOWN IN FRONT OF MY DAMN NEIGHBOR #I FLASHED MY FKN NEIGHBOR!!!! #he was super respectful about it BUT STILLLL #he immediately covered his eyes while i was apologizing like crazy and he was like no don’t worry about it things happen etc etc #he gave me the box with produce after i put my dog behind the gate and we just chatted normally like always since he knows my mom and - #grandma so he was asking about them BUT I ON THE OTHER HAND #was talking while holding back tears BECAUSE HOW EMBARRASSINGGGGG #it’s not the first time i’ve flashed ppl but other times has been with friends or strangers NOT MY GROWN ASS NEIGHBOR #AGHHHHHH #my dog and i had a stared down afterwards too like damn bitch that really just happened #sorry for the long post but i needed to scream it into the void #and i called my mom and she was like oh that’s no big deal i’ve even flashed the mailman a couple of time and im like ok thats on you #my mailman has seen me in my robes but i haven’t flashed him BUT THE NEIGHBOR- THAT I ACTIVELY TALK TOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOJDNEJSJDSJSJSJ #and bf just laughed about it and hasn’t stopped since bc he finds it hilarious :(

[wool-string]

The Birthday Boy

#ajin #kei nagai #happy birthday kei #happy birthday #Nagai nendroid #ajin nendroid #pocket kei #luckily his clothes came JUST in time lol #he looks so handsome #he actually got two shirts n some socks too #I should have gotten him the tablet #maybe next time lol #happy to spoil him 🥺 #Mrs yamanaka was right… it’s nice spoiling Kei lol #had him pose with his clothes just like Mexican moms with their kids lmaoo #literally chanting ‘què lo abra!’ #anyways lucky me our birthdays are so close #we shared the cake lol

[heavenlydreamangelflyhigh]

i am turning two years old twice very soon

#my way of saying i am turning 22 #you are all invited :) this year will be kind i think...my last birthday made me realize that not all birthdays are so bad #and sometimes it is nice to be celebrated so long as its with those i love and they get to be celebrated too #i am very shy so being the center of attention has always been stressful for me..but intimate birthdays are so sweet #esp if its just another day but with cake and some gifts i can share with those i care about #my gf got me candy and a beautiful journal last year...we split the candy and she doodled in my journal which made me so happy

[victory-cookies]

the only irl friend I have that I feel comfortable actually talking about the things I enjoy with just insulted me for gushing about smth to her over snap last night and now I want to cry

#this is going in the tags bc it’s stupid but it’s making me sad so #the only irl friend I have that I actually felt comfortable sharing my interests with just made fun of me #for gushing to her about smth over snap last night #and I’m at work rn so I can’t even cry bc in a few minutes I’m back out on the floor #but just like. I think I have rsd (especially around my interests and then my intelligence but that’s not pertinent here) #so I’ve never really been super open about what things interest me bc when I get made fun of for it or those things get insulted #It really hurts #the only people I’ve really felt comfortable opening up to are like. Sid obv and then this one friend of mine #bc the two of us found out we shared some interests and started like. telling each other about other things we like #I’d tell her about my silly little tv shows and podcasts and she’d tell me about the movies and books she was into #and I’ve explained to her before how I’ve never really been comfortable enough to talk about that shit and how I appreciated her being kind #and not insulting me like other people have in the past #but today I’m sitting on break and watching the replies she sent me and one of them is just a clip in response to my video from last night #where she just goes ‘girl I literally don’t care’ (and this was not in a joking way like that was her response #and it was in a tone that implied ‘so shut up about it’) #and like I get it! I am often not interested in the things that people tell me about! but I try to be earnest and engaged #and I can understand loving smth and wanting to share it with others! and how it sucks when people are then mean about it! #like when she tells me about a teen drama romance book or sends me instagram reels of cake decorating I try to respond with enthusiasm! #bc while the content may not interest me I like hearing about the things she enjoys and I’m glad she feels open to telling me about stuff! #but now I don’t want to share shit with her anymore bc this has given me a huge spike in anxiety and I feel like shit #idk. it’s stupid but it sucks #vent #ig

[thelittlebeekeeper]

I baked a bit tonight for a beach picnic I'm having with my pals tomorrow and I forgot how nice it is to bake!! I haven't in a few years because work makes me think I have no energy when I actually do. could be making treats more often!!

#cat's rambles #it is nicer to bake when you can share the treats with your friends tho #i made some lemon drizzle cake and muffins bc i couldnt fit all the cake into one pan oops #smells p good already #i also cycled to the local park with john at like 9pm to sit and listen to the lumineers concert #theyre ok and ive no great love of their music but the vibes were so good!! we ate ice creams and the heat was lovely #summer literally cures my depression so hard i love life despite my job and the mean girls that inhabit it #but lately ive been shifting my thought processes #instead of thinking 'god im so weird everyone hates me' #im thinking 'how weird do other people have to be to be so rude and awkward to me' #radically changing my life for the better one baby step at a time #this is what it feels like to develop your brain #anyway this has been a really nice post so im actually gonna put it into #cat's positivity

[nyaheum]

he 100% thought horner was going to slam that cake in his face lmao

#max verstappen #f1 #happy birthday dude #we share one gimme some of that cake #singapore gp 2022

[notveryshrugemoji]

Todays gratitudes:

1) the cats + purring

2) tomatoes + mozzarella

3) vibrant colours + the way they make me feel exactly like myself

#it would be a delight if you wanted to share some of yours today! #or an affirmation #or you can use this post as a reminder to do either!!!! #i love you guys and I’m very grateful for the life I have #sometimes it is unspeakably difficult to be here hahahaha but I’m glad that I am #big hugs my friends #and can we just take a minute for the tomato? #when I say I could kiss her #i got good mozza and made balsamic glaze AHHHHH #and olives but like to eat separately lol #oh and birthday cake cookies #i really went wild after therapy hahaha got WHATEVER I wanted

[glutenfree-rootbeer]

Been busy celebrating a special someones birthday today (but heres the cake i made!)

#what do you think? amateur baker or what #cute side story- i asked him what cake he wanted and he said funfetti (rainbow chip for you non americans) #and i said of course and he said ‘also it has to be gluten free so we can share it. i dont want to eat birthday cake alone wtf’ #:3 #so yes its gluten free so i can have some #food #gluten free #cake

[fazcinatingblog]

What do you get for a work colleague who's last day is Friday but he's most likely working from home on Friday so Thursday. He's been with us since December.

#i mean do we get a card and all write on it???? is he that kind of guy that would want that????? #or should i get some little cakes from woolworths for us to share tomorrow??? #i don't knowwwww #also half the problem is that the boss has offered him a job like doing contract work for her #so he'll still technically (in her eyes at least) be working for us #he doesn't plan for this to be long term though #tomorrow could really be the last time we see him