#biological dad might

[2000dragonarmy]

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A really sad scene for the vampy fic, but gosh dang was it fun to draw 😭😭😭😭

#art #digital art #fanart #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #fanfiction #all might #midoriya inko #yagi toshinori #dad might #biological dad might #this is a very funny and cute fic #but BRACE YOURSELF for the ANGST #oh also #gran torino #smexy man

[papastarion]

I’m very brave because not only do I support Dadstarion, I’m also a Boy Dad Astarion Truther.

#Dadstarion #Astarion #bg3 #he’s got three of each in my canon (tbf two of the girls are adopted not biological but they also might as well be biological) #and he’s SO good with both but he Boy Dads SO hard #Papastarion #two of the boys are twins who inherited ALL the rogue from him and he cannot cope

[mintaikcorpse]

MK crying about not having a family like he don't got 4 dad's and a bestie who comes by his house sm that she might as well live there

#my brother in christ you got 4 dads #he calls pigsy dadsy and has lived with him since he was like 2 #tang straight up says he sees himself as MK's father figure #Monkey King might actually be has biological father #Macaque is his dad by technicality #and Mei would sacrarice so much for him #yeah yeah ik where his thought came from #just let me make my jokes #mk #tang #sun wukong #macaque #mei #lmk mk #mk lmk #lego monkie kid mk #mk lego monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid

[tachvintlogic]

Danny and Damian Twin AU, except not really

@stealingyourbones this is story premise that I think would be really funny.

Danny and Damian meet and notice they are identical. This is not a doppelganger situation; they are definitely related.

Danny thinks Damian is a clone. Damian thinks Danny is a clone. Their arguments over who's the clone go nowhere.

They bring in their parents.

Talia is very confused because she only had one son and didn't make Danny. The Fentons are also confused because they assumed that Danny was their biological son. Bruce is just confused in general.

After some discussion, it turns out that Talia went to a fertility clinic to have Damian, and the Fentons used the exact same clinic, so it was the clinic that must've fucked up.

But now no one knows who Danny and Damian's biological parents are. Is it Talia and Bruce? The Fentons? Talia and Jack? Maddie and Bruce?

After some shenanigans getting a sample of Danny's DNA that can be tested despite his ecto-contamination, they order some paternity and maternity tests to find out the truth.

And the results are....

#dpxdc #story prompt #I think I'm funny #I think the Fentons don't really care what the results are #danny is their son no matter what #they care because danny cares #danny cares because he's imagining how vlad might react if he knew #bruce doesn't mind what the results are because damian will still be his son #doesn't matter if he's a blood son or not #most of his sons aren't blood sons #talia and damian are VERY INVESTED in the results #damian is seriously considering the implications of Ra's not being his grandfather #he doesn't want to think about the idea that Bruce isn't his biological dad #the rest of the batfam have a betting pool

[ichthyorelationships]

an idea i invite anyone else to write about / run with lol....

the premise that The Change gets all messed up for alberto, say it's something that can happen from stress, &/or happens rarely and you just have to wait for it to resolve itself....used as some parallel to struggling through some emotional turbulence / upheaval / questioning / Realizing Things, etc etc

#luca 2021 #pixar luca #alberto scorfano #another idea i've failed to write for & so invite anyone else to run with: ciao alberto but what if he peaces out by swimming off lol #ends up in a coastal town maybe an hour's swim from genoa. but not Getting In Touch w/anyone for a while b/c plausibly he thinks that #giulia may not be a fan of him now by extension; just being too embarrassed asf to reach out to luca kinda lol....luca off doing his own #thing just fine & alberto not wanting to write him now like b/c i Ruined Everything again ahaha.... #and by ''not in touch w/anyone for a while'' who knows. months; a few years even....might stumble across news of him b/c like. #say more sea folk are coming to land / more humans know abt them & not many places are as [harpoon]ly from the start anyways #portorosso exceptional in that way....maybe where alberto settles down they're like legendary but also considered Good Luck anyways lol. #anyways like some people know of him who might; say; swim down to portorosso. have their own teen who knows a teen who mostly lives on land #most convenient re sparking [wow could they mean Our alberto] if he doesn't go so far as to take up an alias lol. but why would he.... #that difference in that massimo might figure that however alberto was surviving before; he could continue to do so now; but even though tha #is some comfort it's still Not Actually Enough....feeling way more Parentally towards alberto than his biological dad like that; obv #and anyways re: this [The Change gets messed up] idea it's more of an inconvenience lol but one that could still have some significance #like if he first finds out the issue exists via hopping right into the ocean; failing to change forms; never being human form'd in water b4 #thee worst....crash intro course to the experience of drowning. observation of How Humans Swim / being able to grab any part of the boat... #and besides That unpleasantness it's like; hey. where's my nonhuman form at #or; of course; being in sea form even while dry....especially if he's still dealing with Nonsense on land. which is presumed. #&/or if there's an upswing in nonsense b/c of Other ways you're Othered...ofc we can consider like; tfw you're a gay fish & maybe that's no #something that on its own would be like Aah until it's like well a) i kinda wanna do things that would make this Visible and b) i've learne #that humans also Have Issues about this kind of thing.... #appropriately my tablet was also all thrown off. no pressure sensitivity; input sensitivity overall was rough #but i would've had to restart my laptop about it lol like eh i'll just work around it

[snarkylinda]

Forever thinking about that scene in season 3 where JJ walks into Gideon's office and finds Spencer curled on a chair, asleep, next to a chess board, because he wanted to play with him.

Like the mental image of an Spencer that just recovered for his biggest trauma yet sitting alone on that office, ocassionally staring at the clock and just....waiting for his mentor to come, for hours, and that never happening....jeez.

#gideon lowkey did him as dirty as william tbh #like the only reason why his biologic dad js worst is because he was a literal child #but god he might as well be one here considering how he followed Gideon around like a lost puppy #criminal minds #spencer reid #like that is a whole ass reason for a relapse my guy

[abyssembraced]

"The Lightnere Worms mentionede that today art 'Father's Daye' inst their world."

"'Tis not somethinge that we Darkners usually celebratest, but uponst hearing about it, Lancer insisted that we shouldst join in the festivitiese."

"He toldeth me he's going to make 'a super cool new playliste' for his 'favourite Lesser Dad.'"

"And apparentlye Queene will be helpingeth him find songs onst the Internet for it."

"Knowinge both of their tastes in 'music'..."

"I feareth for mine ears."

#.🂡 #🂡 rouxls ic #🂡 verse | during deltarune #((to be loved is to be subjected to splat noises and noise music)) #((this COULD be read as queenkaard (and i mean that does make more sense given how casually he's talking about queen here))) #((but it doesn't have to be!)) #((i actually almost forgot about rouxls for this lmao. because as i was going through my muses i was like)) #((''i don't have any headcanons for rouxls' parents. hell given the nature of darkners he might not even have a biological family. #so i can't do anything for him for father's day.'')) #((but then i realized. you fool he IS the dad)) #((dhdhshdhf))

[paradoxiii]

Lmfao I was messaging my s/o about what to possibly get him as an engagement thing because he doesn't really seem like a ring person (he's not really an accessory person in general). He asks if I'm thinking of "popping the question", I say perhaps, and he says "Frankly, I've kinda already been in the mindset that we're unofficially engaged for a while now. Not like we're going anywhere."

#tmi #we've talked about it off an on for a while now #unfortunately we live about 40 minutes away from each other with our respective parents so it would feel awkward to like #be openly officially engaged rn #but tonight i was just hit with the feeling of “i want to marry him”. & idk i kinda like the idea of us getting engaged but not being- #-super overt about it. like we won't lie if someone asks but we're not gonna make a big announcement either #(yes i see the irony of making this post about it) #idk. life is weird #my mom isn't married to the guy i consider to be my dad & she never married my biological father either so i don't have much of an example #i was never too big on the idea of getting married but idk. it might be nice? #we've been together for over 5 years but a lot of that has been long distance. some was at college #anyway i just thought the “i've considered us unofficially engaged” thing funny

[cypaira-the-skeleton]

Ania has made the same thing with Roger wearing fake fangs. (Which was cute btw ❤️ )

As soon as Vampire Victor tought it was over, Raven shows up sporting a set of fangs herself! Since he's the real deal... he's not impressed at all. 🤣

Raven is actually a bit wary/scared of Victor being a vampire, so this scenario is based after she had to readjust with the fact that he's still harmless and the same person she met the first time.

Vampire Victor and Roger both belong to @horrorartist23

#art #drawing #artists on tumblr #cypaira the skeleton #little nightmares #little nightmares human au #raven oc #oc raven #oc child #child oc #victor bellman #raven willington #roger willington #vampire victor #horrorartist23 #I believe that despite not being biologically related to them... she and Roger sometimes might unintentionally act the same xD #also Da-cula are Dad + Dracula combined xD

[dethtale]

the way harlan calls his werewolf dad as "their real dad" and the look on garre.tt's face.

#−−− ꧁ out of character : the death and the maiden. ❨ mun. ❩ #as someone who is adopted i get the feeling of wanting to meet biological parents #but i do feel that there is a clear distance between harlan and garre.tt and it might be normal with teenagers #but the distintion of how he calls a man he never met and abandoned him (allegadly) his real dad must hurt garrett #it feels refreshing to watch an adoption related story that doesn't fuck it up #yet we shall see

[andromeda3116]

my psychiatrist ordered a test for a genetic mutation that would explain everything, not just for me but for multiple others in my family if it's positive

it would be an answer, finally finally finally a reason

and i keep going back and forth will it be negative will it be positive bc like

it tracks, all of it tracks. not just in my experience, but in the experiences of my dad, my brother, my aunt, my cousin, possibly my grandmother, probably my nephew. it would make everything make sense

but nothing has ever worked out like that for me

i never get an answer

it's always "everything looks normal, nothing looks wrong" and that just keeps feeding the voice in my head that says nothing's wrong at all

because nothing ever is wrong

it's just in your head. you're just weak. it's just that you're fragile and can't cope. nothing's wrong with your brain, your genes. it's just you, who you are. you just aren't good enough

i know that's not helpful, but at the same time... that voice is so hard to silence

what if it is just that i can't cope with reality like other people? what if it isn't biological? what if it's just... who i am, as a person?

this year has already been a string of failures and giving-ups

what if it really is just that i'm that weak?

#you don't want to read this entry #it goes beyond just the mental illness we all share #it's the fact that my dad had a heart attack at 52 #my aunt had at least three miscarriages #it all tracks but it could have alternate explanations #my dad was an alcoholic for decades. nobody questioned that it was genetic until now #my aunt could have just been unlucky #there's no smoking gun #we all have the same tragedies in our blood but there's no proof that it's a gene #and i keep telling myself - even if it's not this gene that doesn't mean that it's not a gene #it might still be biological even if it isn't this specific gene #but i can't stop myself from the creeping prophecy #that it's going to be negative #because i never get answers to any of my questions about myself #there's never a good answer except the base and horrible #''it's just you. you're just weak.''

[mellinelli]

((been having a rough go of it lately, which hasn't been helping my *gestures vaguely* anything. might be a link in the near future for buying crocheted goodies from me. we'll see how easy it is for me to figure out

just. thanks for your patience. wish i had the energy to be more entertaining for y'all))

#OOC #money issues aren't helped when getting your brake lines on your car fixed keeps getting pushed back #it's been well over a month. i need my car so i can get a job #honestly it's been possibly more than two months. time is fake and i can't keep track #gonna see if one of the bikes my dad abandoned here will still work so i can go places a bit quicker at least #because that would /definitely/ make it quicker and easier to get to the post office to mail shit #one of them has a toddler seat on the back which is hilarious to me ngl #like it was either me or my older sister who used to sit in that seat but it was probably me #since i'm his only biological child #i probably won't be removing it because i might be able to make use of it and also it amuses me

[hershelwidget]

once again thinking about that time i finished with my dentist and as she came out to get my father she was surprised to see my dad (who looks like a white guy) and the reason for her surprise was because our last name is Very Chinese (family on dad’s side is chinese) and she was Expecting. a guy who looks a lot more asian . the fact that me and my brother look more asian than he does makes it funnier

#my dad looks more scottish than anything… i love genetics #for the record the dentist office we go to is run by east asians and most of the employees are east asian #this is more of a genetics post than anything. i’m passing bio leave me alone #actually now im really curious about how the genetics here work exactly.. #i know about The Square… #i’ve seen photos of great great great+ grandparents and yeah #i think around the time of my great great grandpa is when scottish was brought into the mix #then further down this line ended up with my biological grandfather & my grandmother #out of their three kids my dad looks the most White Guy followed by my uncle #then my aunt who i can only assume married french which explains those cousins #anyways back to my dad #my dad married . whatever’s going on with my mom #her side is The French People ! i think. yeah her side is french #i only know up to her dad i dont know about my great+ grandparents on her side #a lot of her cousins and aunts/uncles ‘still’ live in quebec as she put it so thats all i have to go off of #.does her side also have scottish?? did i get scottish from BOTH my parents?? huh #i’ll ask about it later. ANYWAYS #there’s also my elder sib’s bio dad which. i have no fucking clue what he was #my eldest sib looks the most White out of all three of us so it was . honestly might have been british #meanwhile me and my brother def have the most ‘obvious’ chinese features out of the whole 5 of us #idk i just started talking. its really interesting how genetics work #cougughs couugh POST THE DAMN THING

[littleyankspitfire]

liking a fictional man is like I’d marry him in a heartbeat. liking a real man is like hold up let me bury myself in acidic concrete for a second and think about some things

#shaking the bars of my enclosure #I like him but we have such an odd proximity to eachother I dunno if it would ever work #like what the fuck do I do when I have a crush on my dad’s girlfriend’s legal son (biological nephew) like what is that?? #We’re not actually related at all but like. what are we supposed to be to eachother yknow #he’s also gorgeous and chill and looks a little bit like liebgott im ngl #but he’s older than me to the point he might consider me off limits idk #I need that concrete brother give me that concrete bath right now #spitfire speaks

[melancholy-raven]

when did "these two characters who are raised by different people and are not related but have the same mentor" become incest? at this point you guys just label any ship you don't like as pseudo incest because you can't just say you don't like it, you make up a moral justification for it too... exhausting.

I don't even care about the ship but that doesn't mean I don't see how ridiculous it is to call having the same mentor/trainer = siblings.

this has to be part of the same issue that seeing characters as 'found family' now inherently means replicating the nuclear family unit (which means you can't ship them or else it's incest again) or else what is this nonsense...

#the state of the dc/bat fandom is exhausting sometimes #I think the concept of 'batfam' might be one of the worst things to have happened #in discussions of character meta and their relationships #because how are people claiming that dick and babs dating is now incest????? #like babs has a dad.... dick had parents his childhood.... bruce is NOT their biological father?

[thethirdtriplet]

Headcanon for the Bats:

The Bats are absolute menaces to society, in their own weird and unique ways.

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Dick refuses to be referred to as anything but “Dick” when in public with his family or even his friends, so no, he will not be referred to by his legal name or any of his common nicknames, but any and all variations or nicknames for “Dick” (Dickie, Dikehead, ect…) are acceptable:

It almost makes Dick a little too happy when any of his siblings yells “Dick” in a crowded room or public place.

One woman actually yelled at Dick and his siblings for their language, that is, until he informed her that Dick is his name. She was so embarrassed she turned a deep shade of red and she apologised.

Dick tried to hide his smirk because he's an absolutely horrible person. His siblings are not impressed, and refuse to admit that it’s kinda funny.

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On Father’s Day, Bruce receives a multitude of gifts from his children (whether legal, emotional or biological), as a joke he has to receive at least one gift that has “worst parent ever” on it, from one of them. And while he loves all of the gifts (gag gifts or sentimental) equally, he still has his favourites:

Bruce might enjoy the utter horror and unease a little more than necessary as he uses the thermos Jason bought him for Father’s Day with the words “worst dad ever”, printed on the front, in bright red for all to see.

He is currently forced to endure attending yet another board meeting when one -brave but stupid- new board member made a rather rude comment about how Bruce’s kids shouldn’t disrespect him with such gifts. Which prompts Bruce to go on a tirade about how he should mind his own business, and never speak about any of his kids like that. It got so bad, and he was so furious, that none of the other board members mentioned that the meeting would be ending soon. By the end of Bruce’s speech, their time was up and the meeting had to end.

Not that Bruce was finished. The next day, to work, bruce wore the bright blue tie Dick had gotten him, holding the mug Tim got him that had “Not the best parent, but I am trying my best.” printed on it. And he has continued to wear the things his kids buy him to work, without fail.

No one mentions anything about his clothing choices or the mugs (yes, mugs because there’re multiple mugs with equally concerning words printed on all of them), because if they do, he will go on a tirade about his kids and how much he loves them, and no work will get done.

#tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #bruce wayne #i will be adding more