#bonus point if she is the dm

[ssantisheep]

I did try to watch candela obscura before but for various reason i just gave but the trailer for chapter 3 got me at the throat. I am feral for it.

#candela obscura #guess who is gonna watch chapter 2&1 #also i am not immune to gangster!sam riegel #(especially if is fucked by old man! liam) #neither i am immune to aabria in general #bonus point if she is the dm #acofaf my beloved #exu darling #and currently stoat hyperfixation burrow's end #the last time i was this hype was for calamity

[monstersinthecosmos]

As a fellow Marius lover, I always find it kind of disheartening how most of the content/fandom talk about him (meta, fic, fanart, etc.) revolves around m/m ships (Marius/Armand in particular but I’d even go as far to include Marius/Daniel here) when, in my opinion, Marius is like the one male character in the VC universe whose relationships with women are far more interesting than his relationships with other men (the only other character might be Lestat but even then it’s pretty 50/50). They’re so monumental and so full of complexities and pain and so much love and they define him and inform his character in ways that I think, his relationships with men simply do not. Interesting/hot under the right circumstances? Sure but like ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS MAN??? AND HOW HE RELATES TO WOMEN??? It’s one of the best things Anne ever wrote and I can never get enough of it and it makes me sad how little content there is of it and I feel I can never say this out loud because I would never want to make people feel bad about what they ship (truly not my intention here) but ugh SO MUCH potential there for life changing discourse and meta about Marius and the women he’s loved and lost and have shaped who he is and there’s like… nothing.

Tl;dr the reason I’m sending this ask is because I’m a firm believer that you must be the change you want to see in this world and because YOU get it! And every time you post or write about Marius/Pandora (or Marius/Akasha! Or talk about Marius/Bianca) an angel gets its (black) wings. You are seen, you are loved and appreciated tysm <3

OKAY FIRST OF ALL THIS WAS SUCH A DELIGHT TO GET IN MY INBOX, SECOND IM GOING TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST AND ADMIT I FEEL TOO INCOHERENT TO TACKLE THIS TOPIC HAHA. I don’t feel articulate enough to do it justice. And I don’t say that to be obnoxious and self deprecating but like in all honesty idk how to synthesize it neatly but I think you’re sharing some GREAT IDEAS. 

I have to say this in bullet points because I don’t feel equipped to string this into a cohesive post:

Marius was based on Anne’s husband, and Marius/Pandora was based on their marriage!!!!! And I think it explains a lot about why their relationship feels so fuckin POTENT to me, like it’s so genuine!!!!!!! And like knowing that I think it makes sense why she wrote him so HOT lol. Like she’s just writing thirsty stuff about her husband right? LOL

Also like insofar as there’s a lot of genderfluidity in VC there’s also something vaguely misogynist about it at times. And Anne Rice was a mega feminist and her work had so much womens lib in it!!!!! So I don’t think it’s intended as misogyny at all vs. Anne having conversations about gender and maybe her own relationship to gender. I think enough characters have said vaguely misogynist stuff that it makes me think it’s an Anne Problem vs being Watsonian. (This is also a historical/time period issue and we can discuss another time if and when vampires are supposed to break out of that when they transcend humanity and social constructs even when they’re still saying weird sexist shit at their big ages.) But I say that to say all VC characters are a tad sexist, even if perhaps she was writing with the intention of her own male power fantasy/male superiority/penis envy. AND THAT MAKES MARIUS VERY INTERESTING. 

Cause like really the three main ladies in his life (Akasha, Pandora, Bianca) DO define him so much! And we don’t see him pine for Armand the way he did for any of them! Why!!!

Like there’s that aspect of sexism where women can be infantilized by men who don’t think they’re being unkind and it makes me wonder, especially when the author is a boomer, like where is that line between condescension and respect? I don’t have an answer here, this is too big-brained for me LOL but like he is SO devoted to the women in his life and I just wonder like if he sees them as creatures unlike himself, you know? 

This is headcanon territory but I bet he’s such a fucking sub to Pandora lol and it just thrills me that he spent 2000 years begging Akasha for affection and she ignored him the whole damn time wow. And he continued to simp!

AND ALSO LIKE, I think people DO NOT DISCUSS THIS OFTEN ENOUGH, but did we forget that he chose Armand because he needed a Bianca rebound? He was absolutely TORTURED by his love for Bianca and picked Armand because he didn’t want to kill her oh my god. Oh my god!!! HE KEPT HER LETTER IN HIS POCKET OVER HIS HEART OKAY??? HE DIDN’T WANT TO DRAG HER INTO HIS COLD AND FATAL DOMAIN????? Fuck lol

It’s so fucked up that he didn’t go after Armand but spent like actual fucking millennia trying to find Pandora. HE KNEW EXACTLY WHERE ARMAND WAS AND LEFT HIM THERE LOL BUT PANDORA HAUNTED HIM EVERY NIGHT OF HIS LIFE FOR CENTURIES.

After everything he wound up spending like 200 years with Bianca or something and ?????? CORRECT because Bianca was the fledgling he actually wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it’s odd, I know I’ve said this 337589235 times, but Marius like. Has an idea of the person he wants to be and he tries SO HARD to live by logic & reason and he just can’t reconcile with the fact that he has EMOTIONS. And so like part of the person he wants to be like, open/empathetic/wise and he begs his lovers/students/fledglings to CHALLENGE HIM when he’s not actually healed enough to be challenged? And to me there’s something kinda like, extra spicy about it when you’re in Rice World and you’re a lil sexist; how much that burns EXTRA when it’s Pandora or Bianca sticking up to you or AKASHA FUCKIN IGNORING YOU. 

Just really incredible that this person who is like the epitome of a patriarch has such fucked up relationships with all the women in his life. And like he underestimates these women, like the way he tries to manipulate Bianca and she leaves him! PANDORA AND AKASHA ARE UNAVAILABLE TO HIM AND BIANCA FUCKIN LEAVES.

akasSHA JUST IGNROING HIM!! JUST STRAIGHT UP FUCKIN IGNORING HIM FOR 2,000 YEARS!!!! HE'S OBSESSED WITH HER!

Anyway Enkil is ignoring him too but he doesn’t give a shit about that guy tbh lol 

Also the amount of space he gives Eudoxia and Zenobia in his book like there’s more here too but tbh it’s midnight and I can’t start unpacking. I just think like, in 2000 years it’s interesting how Eudoxia wound up having such a lasting impact on his life. 

I did just peek at the Eudoxia part and I’m dying, he goes “Her face was small, oval, and as close to perfection as anything I've ever beheld, even though she bore no resemblance to Pandora who was for me perfection itself.” CERTIFIED WIFE GUY.

What kinda mommy issues are we dealing with here? HIS MOTHER WAS A SLAVE THAT DIED IN CHILDBIRTH AND HE INHERITED HER GENES AND LOOKED LIKE HER AND DIDN’T LOOK LIKE HIS FATHER & BROTHERS? AND HE’S SORT OF AN OUTCAST AS A HUMAN LIKE ? THE STIGMA HERE? AND THEN HE SPENDS 2000 YEARS WORSHIPPING HIS NEW MOTHER??? PERHAPS YOU COULD SAY ENSLAVED TO HER? IDK MAN. 

IS THIS ALSO WHY HE WAS SO OBSESSED WITH LOSING PANDORA?

The irony too, and something I think a lot of people miss, is that he DIDN’T WANT TO MARRY PANDORA LOL. He wanted to be betrothed to a child so that he could FUCK OFF and NOT get married because she wasn’t old enough to get married! He fucked off! He went exploring! He said this is not for me! 

AND TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND BE MURDERED BY HIS MOTHERS PEOPLE???? IDK. 

I’m not sure how these last two points tie into anything but I just wanted to mention his complicated relationship with Pandora and his own heritage lol. And then Akasha like DELIVERS Pandora to him because she’s like “wow this guy needs somebody lol and I am not emotionally available” — Akasha who was famously a violent genocidal radfem and who would not approve of his relationship with Armand but explicitly allowed him to have Pandora and Bianca. IDK WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN! 

Did Akasha approve of these women because she knew Marius was completely pussywhipped and would worship them and she wanted to see someone mommydom the fuck out of him and she knew that Armand would never be that person? 🫢

And again I want to say like, taking the author into consideration!! Anne Rice had a HORRIFIC relationship with her mom so you see these themes pop up occasionally in her work. DESPITE ALL OF THAT SHE IS STILL A FEMINIST AND WRITES ABOUT MATRILINEAR FAMILIES like The Great Family or the Mayfairs. But thinking about Mothers in Anne Rice Works makes me think a lot about this like, the damage they can do and the voids they can leave even when you’re a feminist and love women! You see a TON of this with Gabrielle and I always think that Lestat & Marius are such similar characters that you can do a lot of extrapolating or backwards engineering to ask questions about them and how they work, since we get SO MUCH Lestat POV in this series to work with and how we can zoom out sometimes and ask like, what is common across her entire body of work and what is more specifically common between Lestat & Marius and WHAT EVEN MORE INTERESTINGLY is a result that they were both based on her husband in their inceptions. 

Like how much of this has to do with Marius’s actual feelings towards men vs women on purpose, or how much was subconscious author bias, how much was simply that Anne Rice based him on her husband and she was THIRSTY, idk. It’s always hard to say in VC because Anne was such an intuitive and self-indulgent author and the stories are so weird!!! So your mileage may vary!

But I agree with you that these are FASCINATING relationships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I like Marius/Armand too (I recently made a post about how I didn’t “””””ship”””” them but then I spent 2 months working on a M/A fic every day and now I think I’ve corrupted and converted myself LMAO) but yeah like. There’s such a lack of substance between them in the end. He treats Armand like he’s temporary, fucks up and moves on, and it’s such a departure from how DEVOTED he was with all his other partners. 

Wow I didn’t think I had a lot to say, sorry about that. !!! EVERY TIME I BROUGHT A POINT UP I THOUGHT OF 5 MORE POINTS GOSH I COULD TALK ABOUT MARIUS ALL DAY.

#tldr he has mommy issues #marius de romanus #vampire chronicles #thank you hekateinhell for discussing this with me in DM so that i could scream and yell and make sense of it! #hekate is mommy issues expert she helped unlock some bonus points! #deep ass thoughts about vampires #also i wanted to keep fandom discourse out of this bc i dont got time but this is like #such a timeless topic in fandom spaces about the popularity of mlm ships vs het or wlw ships #and like what that all means #it's been discussed to death and i don't think it's a condemnation of fandom at all #it just is what it is #so this is always going to be the case when it comes to fandoms & female characters #but i think people need to stop complaining about shit like that HAHA #fandom is a potluck yknow #like you gotta participate and make your own contributions too #marius is already such a divisive character i'm not gonna split hairs about who we're shipping him with LMAO THE POOL IS ALRAEDY TOO SHALLO #but i would love to put more bianca & pandora content into the world!!! #and like you i do not want this to sound like i'm being salty abotu what anyone ships! it's all good my dudes! #akasha #akasha/marius #bianca solderini #marius/bianca #pandora #marius/pandora

[mysticlesbian]

having a fucked up kinks night tonight

want to grab a little girl by the throat and use her while she cries.

#girls dm me #wlw nsft #wlw noncon #lesbian nsft #lesbian noncon #nsft concept #queer nsft #r@pe kink #lesbian r@pe #bonus points if she's related to me

[hashtag-bitch]

🐻 in a good way. You write Velv very well

@aroyaltailor / How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

I think you have the wrong blog friend.

#ooc ; #slide into the dms ; asks #( listen I am just winging it with Velv dfghd #I get bonus points with her because I'm British myself dfkjgh #she's the intimidating one not me )

[lonelyquail]

let's hear about poor That Guy

ok so prefacing by saying that all of the events that befall my poor dnd character today have the rough comedic timing of This Video.

that's a good sign. anyway our team gets ambushed by goblins, this is our second actual combat encounter.

we all roll initiative. that guy gets a Two.

because they do not have time to distance themself (they are a ranged fighter generally) the closest goblin hits them with OVER HALF THEIR HP.

they distance themself and try to fire back. MISS with a fucking. 12. best roll that session.

their next turn they use arcane weapon to give their pistol a buff and roll to fire. They Roll A One.

this guy's pistol misfires, blowing up Straight In Their Face for not only 1d10 (+2!) piercing but ALSO 1d6 lightning damage from the spell they just fucking used. killing them instantly (they were fine)

god. bless.

#i feel like its worth mentioning i was swapping between dice the entire time because the set i picked for this guy hated me #and the roll20 dice hated me. we think its because i was doing a bad job at rping a robot and it took offense. #so i had picked out a few sets and asked my dm to pick which to roll #and the one she picked got the one... #btw they were fine the paladin had a stupid amount of healing power for being level 1 but like #they sure did almost figure out if theres a hell for robots in the Second Session. theyd be more freaked about if they werent just #so fucking embarrassed about it #also bonus misfortune point: while the battle finished up i was checking my inventory and . somehow i did not have tinkers tools #hey (dm)? why does a warforged artificer not get rolled up with tinkers tools? #dm: the economy is in shambles #this is absolutely ideal though i love my little haunted british robot getting to be the chosen slapstick toy by The Fates its just right #vee shut up #kazzies dnd shenans #so stay tuned for next session where this guy gets to be Extra Quiet and in the corner fixing their damn gun arm the entire session #because the dm did grant me tinkers tools and also they dont want to fucking talk about it

[stormy-days-27]

one of the first times I played DnD I played a sorcerer that constantly forgot she had spells (because I constantly forgot I had spells and the DM had to keep reminding me), and all I'm saying is I think it'd be really funny if Edgin is definitely 100% a bard but he just constantly forgets he has magic/spells.

bonus points if Xenk has to constantly remind Edgin that he does, in fact, have magic.

just imagine the party is in a tough spot and Edgin has lost his lute and doesn't quite know what to do, and Xenk is like "Edgin. You have spells. It would serve you well to use them." and Edgin is just stands there for a bit like "Oh... right" and then starts casting.

#should I write a fic based on this? #that might be fun #it's been a hot minute since I wrote a fic but I might do it for this #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #xedgin #<- I guess kinda #it could be read either way #but I'd probably include some xedgin in the fic #dndhat #dnd hat #dnd honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #d&d honor among thieves #honor among thieves

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

heyy, maybe prompts 13 and 18 for mindy meeks martin??

‘’Shut up.’’ ‘’Why don't you come over here and make me.’’ + ‘’You have no idea how much I want you.’’

Warnings: smut, masturbation (there was a lot more to the plan, but it was getting too long)

my taglists are here (I added one for SCREAM) + you can requests here at any time

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If you and Mindy were a romance cliché, you would be the roommates trope. Chad liked to make fun of his sister for falling into a cliché when all her life she’s been emphasizing on how different she was.

When your relationship became serious, you and Mindy did some rearrangement to the dorm. You pushed the beds together to make one big bed, tired of having to squeeze into one of the twin beds, and got rid of the shirtless Henry Cavill poster that the previous girl had left there. It was really not your vibe.

A sight left your lips, filling the quiet of the dorm. You had been playing on your switch while Mindy was sitting at her desk, working on her film class assignment. It was due for tomorrow so she really needed to get it done before joining you for your nightly movie. You had started this little routine as a way to unwind and spend time together, as if you didn’t already spend 80% of your day together.

You turned your video game off and called Mindy.

‘’I’m almost finished, babe. I just really need to write about this one aspect that I know will get me a lot of bonus points and then we’ll watch a movie.’’

You liked her cinematic-nerd side, but these assignments were getting longer each time.

Another sigh left your lips and you grabbed your phone, scrolling on social media for a few. Quinn had posted a thirst-trap of herself in a tight dress, either heading to a Tinder date or trying to attract DMs from the male gender.

Taking inspiration from Quinn, you put your phone down and decided to tease your girlfriend.

‘’Mind!’’

‘’I’m almost finished,’’ she repeated, her eyes not quitting her laptop screen. ‘’Give me twenty minutes.’’

‘’Mindy!’’

This time, she peeked a glance at you over her shoulder and groaned, feeling her core tighten when seeing your breasts pulled out of your shirt. ‘’Fuck. How am I supposed to focus on school work now? You know I can’t think straight when I see those.’’ Mindy narrowed her eyes, giving you a pointed look. ‘’Are you trying to sabotage my grades?’’

You gave her your best innocent look. ‘’I’m bored,’’ you said, reaching your hand up to your left breast and rubbing your nipple.

Watching you touch yourself and not being able to join you was torture for Mindy. She wanted to ditch her assignment so badly, but she doubted Mrs. Crane would find your teasing a valid enough reason to not give her a bad mark.

You pulled your bottom lip between your teeth, groping your other breast and making it even harder for Mindy to resist.

‘’You have no idea how much I want you. I really, really want to suck on those pretty nipples, but I have to resist the temptation and finish this assignment first. Then—’’ Mindy’s face switched, giving you a dark look, her eyes sparkling with mischief. ‘’Oh, I have a lot in mind, my love.’’

Her words sent butterflies to your pussy, making it tingle with excitation.

Instead of being good and patient, you decided to push your teasing a notch further and rid yourself of your skirt and underwear. You parted your legs open and brought one of your hands to your folds, sliding your finger up and down a couple of times, drawing out a sigh of pleasure.

It was evil, but you were in a naughty mood…and craving your girlfriend’s attention.

The soft sounds coming from your mouth caught Mindy’s attention, a curse slipping from her lips at the scene behind her. Might as well call it a personal X-rated live-show.

You raised your head, eyes meeting Mindy’s before you raised it to rub slowly against your clit. ‘’Aah, Mindy.’’

She couldn’t tear her eyes away, watching intently as you now pressed two fingers to your clit, rubbing in hard, fast circles as your other hand pulled at your nipple.

You moaned at your own touch, then dropped your fingers lower and pushed two inside yourself. ‘’Mmh. I wish it was your mouth on my clit and your fingers instead of mine—‘’

‘’Shut up.’’ Her voice sounded deeply frustrated.

A grin crossed your lips. ‘’Why don't you come over here and make me.’’

You didn't need to tell her twice.

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[robinlovexo]

heyyy, welcome to my page loves, introduction time!

call me robin💕

im 22 ❣️ i’m a queer individual, im genderfluid, meaning some days i am more masculine, some days im more feminine, most days im very androgynous, and typically prefer they/them pronouns - although all of my pronouns are they/fae/she

✨i love women, and men, nonbinary and trans babes. i am a polyamorous individual, currently not partnered, but have a sexual partner that i see on occasion✨

yes you can call me babygirl, good girl, etc, but also if you’re more creative with gender neutral words you get bonus points. please recognize that this page often is me feminine presenting, but i may switch it up on yall 😋

this is my account, at times i will be a menace and be insufferable, if you’re here you get all of me. take it or leave it. sometimes i horny rage online and write smut, other times i rage abt the fucked up systems online, sometimes it’s my thoughts while i’m stoned. i am also very vocal abt the genocide in palestine, and oppressions worldwide.

i do what i please💗

[‼️ALSOOO!!! SEXY PEOPLE AGAINST GENOCIDE BOYCOTT!!! do not go to starbucks, mcdonald’s, chevron… lots of others too. practice conscious consumerism. our buying choices have power. look up the bds movement to learn more‼️]

i love sweet dms, and if you peak my interest maybe we can chat 🥰

i do not entertain language of r@pe or SA of any kind. if you slide into my dm’s with that, you will be blocked. that is not sexy, in fact that is horrific. i love consent. consent is so sexy. and i will not entertain people who condone any rhetoric of extreme force. gtfo plz.

i am a kinky motherfucker, i’m still exploring kink, i recently learned i have a foot fetish, please worship and kiss my feet, i love to be tied up, and also would love to tie you up too😵‍💫🤤 i love to tease, make me beg… and i would love to make you beg too 😋

i’m a switch💖

✨i sell content ✨

i don’t post anything explicit on my main page.. i just will tease you excessively 🤭 if you want any explicit or specific content from me, i may accept requests, i accept gifts and tips

i obviously don’t have to respond to you, but i usually enjoy it. y’all are cuties.

thank you for being here❣️

#hand k!nk #show me ur hands #hand jop #me #intro post #welcome to my blog #wet and needy #needy wh0re #my page

[operationslipperypuppet]

I've never listened to/Watched naddpod, not yet anyway, and it sounds good like all the dnd stuff out there. Is it multiple campaigns with different people, or how does it work?

Oooh my favorite type of question!

So NADDPod has long campaigns with the same players and DM plus a few bonus campaigns where the same four people which roles (like who DMs)

Murph is the DM for the main campaigns and Emily Axford, Jake Hurwitz, and Caldwell Tanner are the players. There are three main campaigns at this point, campaign 1 started in 2018 and ended in 2020 and has 100 episodes, campaign 2 started in 2020 and ended in 2021 and has 41 episodes, and campaign 3 started in 2022 and is ongoing, currently with 50 episodes.

Caldwell DMed a mini campaign that spanned several months and was then part of the break between c1 and c2, which is called Trinyvale and has 22 episodes. Emily DMed a mini campaign that was also during the c1 to c2 gap with 7 episodes called the Mavrus Chronicles. She’s also the DM of the 4 episode mini campaign that is starting to drop today and will come out between this week and next week.

There are guest PCs in campaigns 1 and 2. Lou Wilson, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, and Brennan Lee Mulligan have all guested and been part of arcs in the campaigns.

In a similar way to D20, it’s a comedy show that kinda focuses on comedy first and dnd second sometimes. It will also hurt you a bit, like all good stories can.

It’s also entirely theater of the mind, because it’s a podcast, but Murph manages to create insanely complex and visual encounters in every campaign and it’s truly so much fun to listen to every time.

If you’re planning to listen (and I hope you are, it’s a wonderful show), the hardest part can be wondering where to start. I personally started with campaign 1, and I do recommend that to people personally because you can miss some inside jokes and they are learning 5e at the beginning so if you’re big into mechanics it can be easier to listen to the parts where they’re not exactly getting things right all the time first. However, you by no means have to! As long as you’re starting with an episode 1 (c2e1, c3e1, trinyvale e1) you won’t miss out on anything and you can move through the campaigns in any order! (C3 does take place in the same world as c1, 200 years after c1 ends, but if you listen to it first you can absolutely consider c1 to be a prequel).

And because I’d be remiss to not mention it anytime I recommend this to someone, sooner than you’d think possible in c1e1, there’s a conversation about dragon pussy. If you think it’s a funny good time, you’ll love the show. If you hate it, the show might not be for you.

Anyway, thanks for the question and everyone should start listening wherever their pods are cast!

#I popped off a bit oops #naddpod #asks #anon

[komorezuki]

Time for crack theories. Has anyone already supposed that Metatron can be really the God themselves?

Disclaimer: no one hecked my English spelling today so there must be many mistakes. I 'd appreciate it if you point out my mistakes in dm. (￣▽￣人)

Where are your arguments Kmrzk, you can ask. Well, first, I thought about his nature and I think he is not an archon, he is something other. Let's look at his nature again: he was never a human, he is above all angels and is still missing in the employee database. He is the Voice of God. "To speak to me is to speak to God. I am the voice of the Almighty."

Ok it's curious but not enough. What if I can give some assumptions about his actions? What if it was Almighty's actions?

Final fiftheen

I don't believe he is evil. Can we assume that his conversation with Azicrow was a testing of them all? Almighty definitely knows all they both did, because this is, you know, ALMIGHTY. What does She like to do? TESTING. She is testing Her children, and She has the ineffable plan blablablabla. She gives free will to people to see what they will choose. The same is about Azicrow. She is just looking at what they will choose.

The trial

Metatron's conversation during the trial. Seems he is the boss there (he really is). I always thought why Gabriel cant decide, and I think he can and he knows it. I am the only First Order archangel,  I'm the only one in this department who has a degree in ass-kicking, I went to Ass-Kicking University and something something. Angels are testing him trying to frighten by the Fall, and he is like ok drop me and what's next? i am still saying nah. Even the threat of memory erasing can't make him change his mind. Testing is passed, I guess. Gabriel is free, and he will not be pursued.

Michael/Uriel

PROBABLY Almighty/Metatron (i will say "A/M" about they both in the future) also tests Michael and Uriel. At least their hunger of power. They fight for being in charge. And Michael treats Azi. Then A/M arrives and says "fuck you michael an fuck you uriel too you can't even do anything".

Of course, as an angel, Uriel worries about doing Good and Right Things. And A/M is like "we will see. Fuck off you all and by the way I am going to make this soft principality your boss, so deal with it. Let's look at what you will do". Archangel's testing goes on, and I am wondered if they will pass it.

Muriel

They are really an open-minded angel. All that you need is giving them knowledge. And that's what A/M does.

Conclusion

My opinion: M is either God's incarnation or an executor of God's will. He is associated with Sunday from the book "The Man Who Was Thursday" (@kayleefansposts thank you for this). Anyway, Almighty and M are on the same side, and M knows what he does. I think that the final goal of A/M's testing is pushing to the realization of the free will and making their own plans and decisions. That's what Gab did, that's what Azi has to do. That's what other angels can (or can't) do.

But where are demons here???

As you see, I didn't include demons in A/M's to-do list, and that's for the reason. Demons have already made their own decision and fall for that. They passed this test by default, and A/M literally says this about Crowley. Also notice that Saraqael isn't tested. Another argument in favor of my demon!Saraqael theory.

BONUS

M ingested things in his time, but he wasn't a human. What if we consider M as God's avatar? That happened at once, you know, there was a guy who said like "love each other" and so on. By the way, he promised to come back. And that's what M is preparing. The Second Coming is started by Jesus 2.0. Do what you want with it.

#what if #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #good omens demons #aziracrow #crowley #good omens meta #good omens heaven #good omens theory #good omens theories #good omens speculation #metatron good omens #the metatron #the final fiftheen #archangel fucking aziraphale #archangel fucking gabriel #archangel gabriel #archangel uriel #archangel michael #good omens analysis #go meta #go2 meta #good omens angels

[rosaadiazs]

april • she/her • intp • minor • indian • bi • multifandom mess • bollywood enthusiast •

other accounts: goodreads | discord: april23.13

i don't do chain asks anymore, so please don't send them <3

prev urls: isnt-it-delicate15 -> timelessstv -> gxldrushh -> lovestrucklovelorn -> rachellelizabethhdare -> gethimbackpdf -> rosaadiazs

artists I love

taylor swift • olivia rodrigo • sabrina carpenter • conan gray • halsey • gracie abrams • maisie peters and most importantly - random bollywood songs

movies

pride and prejudice (2005) • mean girls (2004) • the star wars films • legally blonde • little women (2019) • into the spiderverse and across the spiderverse • bollywood films like yeh jawani hain deewani, jab we met, dil dhadakne do, 3 idiots, zindagi na milegi dobara etc etc

tv shows

friends • brooklyn nine nine • modern family • how i met your mother • the good place • parks and recreation • gilmore girls • loki • ms marvel • wandavision • a series of unfortunate events • never have I ever • julie and the phantoms

books

keeper of the lost cities • the pandava quintet • riordanverse • grishaverse • the land of stories • hunger games trilogy • a good girl's guide to murder • the seven husbands of evelyn hugo • the inheritance games • the lunar chronicles • lockwood and co • daisy jones and the six • pride and prejudice • emma and too many more to count <3

currently watching: gilmore girls

currently reading: as good as dead

Other:

I may listen to and love taylor swift's music but i most definitely do not support the problematic things she has done, nor do i support her silence about the ongoing Palestinian genocide

dividers by @cafekitsune !!

you're welcome to send asks and interact :D DMs are always open as well!!

feel free to tag me in any post you think id like! (bonus points if its related to cats)

I tend to swear sometimes

DNI : basic dni criteria - creeps, racist, homophobes, transphobes, zionists, jkr supporters etc

I do not like colleen hoover and booktok. at all. and yes I will always complain about her shitty books and other atrocities that booktok (or tiktok in general) has unleashed upon the world

I make a lot of typos and it's up to you to decipher them <3

my biggest flex is that my birthday is on world book day <3

icon made by me 💞

english isn't my first language so please excuse me if I make any grammatical errors!!

moodboard by @skeelly <33

#intro post #pinned post

[sneak-a-cat]

so we know that Robin speaks around 4 languages, which must mean she comes across loads of interesting words or sayings from another language that just don't translate directly. Those are always the most intriguing words, why do they have a singular word for this yet we do not? what made it a necessity? (i've gotten off track)

and we know that Nancy wants to go into journalism, and has written for the school paper, and, presumably, has written her own pieces at some point (note to self: Nancy writing creatively as a hobby / outlet?), which also means she appreciates words more, even being 'constrained' to only english there are so many odd fascinating words

the point is. i think they would end up discussing words they find which are odd or ones they just particularly enjoy, if they knew the historical uses and etymology of them all the better, but c'mon now, both of them have a clear connection to words and how using them is something they clearly are good at

(plus it would be fun to see Robin being frustrated because she wants to explain something to Nancy but can't think of a word quite good enough for it in english and just end up using another from her repertoire of languages only for them to end up side-tracked after Robin explained the meaning and why she switched language, talking about different words / combinations of words which may have a similar meaning)

Bonus: Mike also writes, it would be interesting to see that connection between him and Nancy explored, i feel as though when they were younger Nancy probably supplied him with fun descriptors to use as a DM

#robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance #rambles #mike wheeler #<- not a main point in the post but its more for my organisation

[sergeifyodorov]

2024 playoffs prophecy game: first round update

Hello all! Before the playoffs began, I asked you all to fill out a form predicting how they would turn out. Now that the first round is complete, I thought I would give an update.

Here are the answers to the questions asked in the first round:

Overall, pretty good! The question the fewest people answered correctly was the goal differential question, although a lot of people were pretty close. Only eight people picked Jason Zucker to score the first goal of the Vancouver-Nashville series! Congrats to those eight -- the hockey gods must have told you personally.

And a leaderboard:

@jonassiegenthighler with 12 points, who got every question right except for VAN-NSH, including getting the NYR-WSH goal differential spot on!

@jeynearrynofthevale with 10 points, who also missed the VAN-NSH question (again, only eight people picked Zucker!) She was also close on the NYR-WSH goal differential and picked Winnipeg to beat Colorado, but got everything else spot-on!

6 people with 9 points each, pictured below:

Congratulations to those of you up there so far! I'll make a final update when the Cup is awarded. If you want to know specifically how well you did so far, shoot me an ask or DM and I'll be happy to send you your results :]

And, for a bonus, here's me.

I was right about Wyatt Johnston, at least.

#scp 24 #note: the difference between vasi and bob was literally 0.001 LMAO they were 0.897 (vasi) vs 0.896 (bob)

[maestriovermind]

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most important information

important information

please read

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#tag

et cetera descriptive or ancillary text

Anons and DMs are always open! If you do want to directly message me, I highly recommend adding me on

my discord: mindgirl

I may occasionally edit this pinned post with new / remembered information to better express myself.

Beginning of bio for short attention span havers:

Names: Amaranth / Amy (please ask before using Amy)

My age, as of my birthday in 2023: 23 years old

My preferred pronouns: she/they/it

My preferred honorifics: Ma'am, Miss - Ask before using any others

Sexuality/Romance/Etc: Demisexual/Asexual, Panromantic, Poly

Likes, in no particular order:

TTRPGs, TCGs, Video Games, Writing, Art, Music, Theatre, Movies, TV Shows, Animation, Cooking / Baking, Computer Science, Psychology, Hypnosis, Learning, All forms of life, Defiance in the face of injustice, Kindness, Empathy, Therapy, Anything that pisses off my mother, Webcomics (yes including that one), Generally pretty much every form of telling stories available to me

TTRPGs that I play / have played or at least read some:

DnD 5e, Pathfinder 2e, Masks, Dungeon World, Thirsty Sword Lesbians

Favorite Foods/Drinks, in no particular order:

Takis, Raspberries, Blackberries, Crispy ginger beef, Broccoli with cheese, shrimp fried rice, Monkey bread, Catfish, Homemade kombucha, Dr. Pepper, Water, Sourdough bread

I will probably immediately like you in some capacity if you meet one of the following criterion:

Goth, Punk, current or former "Scene" girl, Woman (bonus points if your hair is short), Witch/etc, GNC, Using "She/Her, They/Them, She/They, or Fae/Faer" pronouns, Nice to me

Disclaimer:

I hold the stance that to believe every single cishet man to be a chaser or bigoted is bigoted in itself, so don't discount yourself if you are both a cisgender man and only into women, you still have a chance, even if I may be biased against you.

Dislikes, in no particular order:

Purposeful lack of empathy, Executive tasks, Purposeful ghosting, The USA, Law enforcement, Any form of purposeful bigotry, Gatekeeping, Calling anything/anyone "cringy," Myself, "cancelling" someone/something without significant evidence and reason to do so, deciding that something/someone is unequivocally good or bad, rejecting the idea that people change, Logical fallacies, the word "Lazy," Conflict, Rejection, Purposeful lack of honesty (especially in a relationship), excessive vegetables/greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, excessive onions, non-crunchy asparagus.

I'm just here looking for friends that enjoy similar things to what I also like to partake in, be they horny or not.

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Frequently used tags and what they mean:

#hypnosis, #cw hypnosis, #hypnok1nk

typically used as a trio when tagging hypnosis themed art, or any mention of hypnosis in an ask response or any post in general

#thoughts on the brain

always used for posts that are just rambles, or off topic

#my voice

will always be attached to posts that feature my voice in an audible format, whether directly attached or on the audio hosting website that I typically use

#my art, #digital art

Art that I have created. Will usually include #digital art, as pretty much all art that I make is in Clip Studio Paint

#ask response

A response to an ask. Exactly what you think it means.

#brainwashing

Explicit mention of some form of conditioning, classical or operant, usually paired with #hypnosis, #cw hypnosis, and #hypnok1nk.

#maestri sub tag

Woag me? A bottom? Surprising right? Wrong. This tag is for all of my posts (after a certain point where I started using the tag, I'm not going to find all my older subby posts and tag them) in which I am being a complete and utter subby little bottom. Please don't make fun of me too much.

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If you read all of my pinned post, congratulations! I will probably like you a lot more because you are emotionally invested in me and learning as much as you can about me.

:>

#pinned #cw hypnosis #thoughts on the brain

[tragedy-peanut-gallery]

Daeron ii’s family playing D&D cause I’m very bored and have too much time on my hands

(These are my silly hours so I wanted to write something a little whimsical that probably breaks canon. Idc ☺️💖)

Daeron: The Dm, uses all the old school dice and handbooks from when he and Elaena played as kids. All their preset character sheets got burned by Baelor so he spends way too much time helping everyone with their characters. Gets a little too railroad-y sometimes but makes up for it with a good story and funny voices

Myriah: Doesn’t play, but sometimes checks in to ask the kids if they “won” yet. Will occasionally do the voice of a patron or deity if she gets pestered enough

Baelor: Human oath of vengeance paladin 10000000%. Originally chose the class because he thought smite was cool but kept accidentally breaking his oath even if he was technically doing something good. He’s kinda bad at roleplaying but tries to steer everyone to make the right decisions

Aerys: High elf divination wizard. Probably spent two hours hogging all the source books in order to optimize his character to be the best spellcaster there ever was. Loves asking about every minute detail in any new room which annoys everyone- but! On the bright side, he is the best at solving every puzzle the party faces

Rhaegel: Dragonborn drakewarden ranger. Only made the character so he could be a dragon with a dragon friend, but doesn’t really roleplay or keep track of combat. Spends most of the games stacking everyone’s dice into towers, but starts paying attention when he’s finally allowed to fly his drake friend around

Maekar: Goliath beserker barbarian. When he was asked what sort of character he wanted to play he just said he “wanted to hit things really hard”. Doesn’t pay attention to roleplay at all but becomes an absolute beast in combat, the group’s master strategizer at age 6. Has probably accidentally killed a party member once (*cough* Baelor *cough*)

Daenerys: Half elf light domain cleric. Has a 10 page backstory written about her character and will take any opportunity to talk about it. Claims to prefer roleplaying and just being support but has probably dealt the most amount of damage in the party so far and has a consistent pattern of advocating for fights because it levels them up faster

+Bonus!

Shiera: Tiefling college of spirits bard. Originally wanted to play warlock but was mad about the limited spell slots so saves her evil backstory for another character. Most comitted roleplayer at the table, manages to talk the party’s way out of most of the fights Maekar and Daenerys gets them into, even though she’s like- 5, so most of her convincing ends up being “no, that’s mean >:(“

Brynden: Tiefling arcane trickster rogue. Unironically the edgiest character to be made, consistently brooding in the corner of every tavern they go into. Everyone thinks he might be a potential traitor but ends up being the biggest ride or die in the party and probably dramatically sacrifices himself to save them (Daeron writes him as actually escaping because he felt bad lol)

Daemon: Fallen aasimar oathbreaker paladin. Gives Daeron a minor aneurism when he asks if he can betray the party at some point. Otherwise a really well rounded character who only dabbles in the edginess, and puts up with everyone’s shenanigans enough to justify his ascension as the game’s bbeg

Aegor: Hates D&D. Banned from the table for calling everyone a bunch of nerds

#daeron ii targaryen #myriah martell #baelor breakspear #aerys i targaryen #rhaegel targaryen #maekar targaryen #daenerys of dorne #shiera seastar #brynden rivers #daemon blackfyre #aegor rivers #sorry aegor fans y’all are getting crumbs here 😭

[hogtiedwhore2]

introduction

hello everyone! i have been on tumblr for over 11 years now. as of this writing my original blog (@hogtiedwhore ) was deleted by tumblr. this has been my backup blog and will serve as my main blog from now on (hopefully until i can get access to my original account!). i have a variety of kinks that i post about on this blog, some of my posts being fantasy others being based on my real life as nothing but a fucktoy whose opinions dont matter.

in my real life i live as my owners fucktoy, and live an amazing life being that! in addition to my owner, there is also our cuckcake who my owner always fucks. whenever she is present, i am the third wheel to them. i happily serve both of them and make their pleasure my priority.

if you would like to chat with me, my dms are open to everyone. i may consider myself less than, but that doesnt give you the right to be an asshole to me. assholes will be blocked. if you are looking to chat with someone that will send you nudes, then id suggest messaging another slut who will do that. i do NOT share pics on here, for my safety. unfortunately i have, in the past, received some troubling messages, and i will not risk my safety to random people on the internet. i am also happily committed to both my owner and mistress, and im not looking to be owned by someone on here. so please, dont even try. other then that, if you want to chat, im sure id love to!

*warning - this blog does feature posts about the kink of misogyny and the patriarchy. someone people may be offended by this and this is not my intention. i do not believe that being a woman makes you less than a man. i know a lot of amazing women that are better doms then some men.

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my real life owner, my true love! 🥰🥰🥰

my real life cuckcake / mistress katie

@isurftheworld's pet play bitch / ass addicted whore

@maturingswitch 's sex doll

@lucyvslucinda's beta sub

@dirtynerd-83 's neophiliac cuckquean

@boundkitti's bondage sister

kinks

bondage

humiliation

bimboification

dumbification

teasing

hypno

mind control

misogyny

pet play

cuckquean

limits

physical abuse/pain

anything related to bathroom stuff (golden showers/diapers)

"littles"

incest

beastiality, or anything with animals

testimonials

"Decent blog. Not enough memes" - anon

"She is the most obedient and compliant sex doll out there. She will always satisfy your needs. The ultimate good girl!" - @maturingswitch

"We keep her ropes tight and her pussy loose. Just kidding! We only fuck her throat. (Hogtie do be tight, though.)" - @subversiveideas

"Hogtiedwhore is the most genuine slut on Tumblr, by far. Fun, friendly, but also intensely submissive, loyal to her Owner, and a very kind person. She is the submissive we need but don't deserve." - @happykeeneye

"Hogtiedwhore came exactly as advertised - hogtied and dressed like a whore! Love that she has so many catchphrases when you push the button between her legs. Just a shame you can’t understand them very well since she’s gagged all the time." - @lockemeup

**if you want to be featured here, send me an ask and i will post it here! bonus points if its funny!**

cum counter - 188

this cum counter was started in september 2023. this is the number of people that have cum to either my blog or from chatting with me. obviously this number isnt very accurate at, but more for fun! if you cum to my blog, feel free to send me a message and let me know. i will have the counter updated. if you could like to be anon, send me an ask and i can still update for you!