#bread dust

[kodrevas]

I forgot the word for crumbs in both English and Dutch. Told Dutchstache I needed to vacuum up the bread dust. How's your day going?

#morgani textcraps #morgani and life #language is hard #bread dust

[bicho-kromer]

Nightmare and dust cooking vs killer and horror cooking (another one of my silly headcanons)

#they are eating spaguetti and bread and cake and toast #they are all dumbasses #sans au #undertale au #sans #underverse #dust sans #dusttale #horror sans #killer sans #horrortale #nightmare sans #killertale #dust #nightmare #killer #horror #murder time trio #murder time trio fanart #bad sanses #undertale #sans undertale #utmv

[lilybug-02]

Have I mentioned Chara is a terrible baker?

I swear you use poisonous ingredients ONCE and you’re forever remembered as the worst cook ever.

#Azzy is not only sad for Chara. But for the poor pie. #no dessert tonight #Chara was trying to make a Chocolate Butterscotch Cinimmon Pie. In short it tasted like pure Cinnamon #dust #Toriel is shaking in her nonexistent shoes #woman about to snap #bread #art #my art #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune #chara #asriel #toriel #man I haven’t drawn them in the regular world in forever

[stealingyourbones]

#not adding water in here because I want this bitch to actually be something besides dust #bones speaks #I’m making this too btw. already made the cursed tumblr bread too

[snowcoffeee]

The gang as cats!

#dust sans #killer sans #horror sans #cross sans #bad sanses #utmv #my art #i may have turned horror into a bread

[meowthiroth]

ok so question for skyrim players. what do you think soul husks taste like

ever since I visited the soul cairn for the first time I can’t stop thinking about how much I wanna try one. big crumchy bugle chip,,

#tes #tesblr #the elder scrolls #skyrim #soul cairn #i think theyd probably have a kinda earthy flavor. or just straight up taste like dust idk #i wouldn’t be surprised if they tasted bad/had no flavor at all but I still wanna eat one #the crunch when you pick one up is just. very good ok #i could totally see someone filling one up with other food kinda like a waffle cone/handwich configuration #filling one with stew like a sort of handheld bread bowl

[breadbox-draws]

I was making good time with this warmup, but when i stopped to think about the mechanics of his hypothetical boss battle, then this became procrastinating hjkhgnjgnm

Once im free from the semester i might come back and elaborate further on some KK things. But for now...heres DJ Apotheotic's 'O' half of his hypothetical 'X / O' mechanic !

#bread art #oc art #nsr oc #no straight roads #art #KK #Charter AU #theres also an ask thats been collecting dust because im still trying to find a good way to frame the answer uAGH #ah the need to dump more character info than was initially necessary

[vivalamusaine]

A protest planned around interrupting les miserables is based as hell, actually. And if you think watching performative demonstration is more important than an actual demonstration, you might have missed the entire point

#how is there discourse about this? #les miserables #stop oil #are you really leftist or are you just leftist until it inconveniences you #if this happened to me at les mis my first thought would be oh they took some creative liberties in this version huh? #in the words of best boy gavroche #you are wrong to insult the revoluntists mother-dust-heap-corner #they are fighting to fill the bread in your basket #damn and i thought i was stupid

[arsonist-chicken]

I changed the frequencies of the cleaning schedule to bathroom to weekly (instead of four days), and dusting the shoe cabinet and cleaning the window and windowsill to every three months (instead of weekly), and added both of them to also take turns doing that instead of just me - I will be taking bets now on how long it will take until I get angry texts and on how much yelling there will be on sunday or monday evening.

#wtf were they thinking putting only me for dusting and window anyway? #one cleans the kitchen one does the floors I do the bathroom - why the FUCK did they think I should be the only one dusting and cleaning #the windows? ESPECIALLY since I don't care about either of those things. i still don't know what tf cleaning door means #i don't throw tomato soup against it?? #although i will wipe down my own door now because their stupid scent dispensery got an oily layer on it #because they put it right next to my door because yk my room stenches apparently #i still wonder if their noses are different or they are lying on purpose to bully me #also all that hyper cleanliness but thd #they STILL PUT GLAS BOTTLES IN THE RESIDUAL WASTE BIN #also paper in the plastic bin and bread in plastic in the residual waste bin #also they left out a wine bottle that still had some wine in it - i've put it in the dishwasher because yk. i don't want tje kitchen #smelling like wine. but if they think i'll put their trash away they are very mistaken #jess' flatmate rants

[wizardnuke]

some people r so good at writing. delightful little turns of phrase

#been giggling and kicking my feet at 'he's so passive aggressive did you know it's possible to butter bread at someone' and #'sugar floss and road dust and fey power' re: jester #second one is just soooo. it's sooo. yeah. sugar floss and road dust and fey power. that's jester

[a-lone-echoviolet]

“So…

Breakfast?” Cross and Killer innocently asks horror

a bit too late for that tho

The kitchen is gone

And so is the castle

#wip #wip stuff #my bread was burnt to a crisp #or well- uh castle #undertale #undertale au #dust sans #killer sans #cross sans #horror sans #nightmare sans #im gonna make a cover too

[doctorbunny]

I feel sick I think the floor bread I had for lunch is coming back with a vengence-

#rambling #floor bread = buttered baguette I accidentally dropped face down on a dusty carpet but tried eating anyway #I didn't want to waste it... I tried picking the visible dust off #unsanitary

[headphonemouse]

I may not know what I'm doing in the kitchen half the time but I sure am creating some interesting flavor combinations

#today's lunch: white rice‚ rolled omelette (two eggs‚ some soy sauce‚ some sugar)‚ half a sliced apple #microwave 2 min #i dont think im enjoying microwaved apple #yesterday i tried making garlic toast by using the leftover vegetable oil from the omelette. sprinkled some garlic dust over the oil and #toasted some bread on the pan #but only one side got any oil or garlic and i burnt both sides

[ncityzen]

Just a regular office Friday in my existential crisis I'm googling masters and PhD options while I should be working and options look so bleak they're making my burnout corporate life look like barbie dream house....not sure where that analogy came from

#you're telling me that in the uk phds don't even allow you to start teaching and get paid #so you have to Somehow survive 3+ years on absolutely Nothing bread crumbs in the rubbish bin #because scholarships are obviously impossible to obtain especially in the humanities #and then when you finish your phd teaching positions pay like dust and it's all impossibly competitive and unstable #like i really really would love to go back to studying a master's or something but i don't have the money to throw away #and then I'd finish a phd at like 33 and have absolutely nothing no thank you #erola.txt #they're so much better in the us although i probably wouldn't get into any of the ones i want #and i also don't want to have to go to the us lmao #maybe i should just live like this forever then this is it like what was i even dreaming

[loveletterworm]

Today i think i might try to use the stove (scary) and temper eggs (even scarier)....

#i think i understand the point of those recipes on youtube that are for like #bread-type things but you dont use the oven. #i think theyre for people who dont have ovens at all somehow (i suppose this must happen somewhere out there) #but its so scary to me because the oven is so much less scary than the stove. #The stove you have to watch it. #And the stove accumulates dust and cat hair when not in use. (flammable i think) #mypost

[hilsoncrater]

god i wish i could draw digitally. free me from my chains of charcoal & paper

#every time i try to use procreate on my ipad it looks like a 5 year old drew it #meanwhile my sketches in my art journal? the ones in charcoal? those are my bread & butter #using charcoal is sm fun too bc its messy & i get to have the dust on my fingertips as proof I Did Something #the downside is that when i strike gold and think something is worth sharing i cant! get a good picture! ever!