{A Fool of A Brother (2/2)}
//Grown!Daemon x Grown!F!Arryn!Reader//
Summary: Daemon just cannot bring himself to let you go
[Trigger warnings‼️ contains NSFW and Daemon]
Daemon insisted that your presence was necessary in kingslanding, stating that it would be good for the Queen’s health.
“It would be excellent for her marriage prospects as well” Daemon said to king Viserys in the comfort of his bedchamber where he sculpted listening to his brother trying to convince him to keep you in the red keep them send you back.
“Daemon, Do you like the girl?” He asked aiming straight for the head. Daemon stayed quiet not knowing what to say or admit
“No. She’s far too different from me, we clash at every corner” he sighed. He later said it would be best to keep you by the queen’s side instead of rotting in the Vale with the painfully dry Vale men. Daemon had somehow managed to stall his marriage to Rhea Royce for even longer keeping the ‘bronze bitch’ in the vale single and unwed.
Daemon had grown much more taller whereas you remained the same height, he grew from a lean teenager to a muscled prince, now when Daemon takes you on walks with your hand resting on his arm you swear you feel muscle and it sends a shameful shiver of lust down your spine. Were you so easily swayed by a man who was both lean and had some muscle? You shook away thoughts of him. You remained relatively the same, gaining more of a womanly figure if anything. You still wore a light veil over the back of your hair with a jewelled headband at the front. You grew quite popular amongst the lords and ladies being unwed you had many eyes on you. You spent your days reading, praying, embroidering and talking with the ladies and being in the company of your sister. The red keep felt like home.
You were praying in a Sept finding a minute of peace when you heard familiar foot steps, you didn’t have to look back to tell who it is “Daemon, go away” You said your hands still clasped together as you tried to concentrate on your prayer. “Are you praying again?” He asked, Was it not obvious? You opened your eyes to send him a glare to which he responded with a cheeky smile. Her sat beside you watching you pray “are you done now?” He asked impatiently. You couldn’t pray with daemon breathing down your neck.
“What is it?” You snapped in irritation, Daemon remained unphased. “I have something for you” you groaned in response “If it is a toad again I will kill you”
“Threatening to murder the commander of the city watch and the prince of the seven kingdoms. You could never change” He smirked “You’re like a tree forever stuck in one spot until someone uproots you”
“If i am not mistaken a tree symbolises qualities like wisdom and stability” You retorted
“None of which you have” he quickly added before smiling smugly “turn around for me” He instructed. You hesitantly turned your back to him when you heard the sound of metal and suddenly felt cold steel at the base of your neck. “Valyrian steel” you gasped looking at the necklace “where did you get this—“
“I had it made for you. I cannot bear to see your neck so bare” he sighed dramatically. Oh yes, another aspect of daemon which came unexpectedly was his protectiveness over you. If your wore anything revealing he would keep an eye out for the lords, the guards, everyone! “You are the pervert, Daemon” You would laugh. He would accompany you everywhere if possible much to your annoyance. If you headed out? He would send his finest guard’s or accompany you himself to the seamstress,,, he said it was his duty as he was the one who took you from the sulking weather of the Vale, which you so happened to miss fondly.
You stayed in kingslanding for about six whole years, now a woman of twenty two and you somehow missed the Vale like a child, you missed your half brother Elys and the rest of your friends there. Your sister Aemma was going through hell losing babies over and over and giving birth to stillborns. You begged Viserys to let Aemma be but he said having a male heir is the duty of the king. Rhaenyra was growing up nicely, she being absolutely fond of you. The hand’s daughter Alicent visited the red keep as well, the two girls often following your trail and copying your mannerisms. Especially Alicent, who was also a devout follower of the faith.
Daemon was..Daemon, he carried out his commander duties brutally maiming almost half the city in a span of single night. Of course it was only the ones deserving of punishment who were tortured, Daemon had single-handedly lessened the crimes in Kings landing. He preferred to spend his night sleeping around with whores in the streets of silk. Daemon’s taste was peculiar, before he had met you he always preferred women with silver Valyrian hair. One night he saw a consort who had the same colour of your hair, not quite the same texture but the thought of you as bare as her sent blood rushing to his lower half. He shamelessly ended up fucking the woman from the back imagining your moans and cries instead of hers. He came with your name on his lips. It wasn’t the same, he wanted to know what you felt like, whether you would be a brat or submissive. Mysaria ended up dying her hair the same colour as yours for Daemon but nothing worked she could never get the prince to look away from you.
Daemon tried so hard to seduce you. His failed attempts were pitiful, you were dead set on following the proper traditions that is sharing a bed with a husband. Daemon could not understand how you managed to push him away? When thoughts of you had stayed in his mind throughout all his days and it was driving him mad. For some reason one day he ended up ‘hugging’ you from behind, in all honesty it was a tackle to annoy you. His head buried in your neck as he tried to keep you still and stop you from whatever the hell you were doing. The scent of you was too much for him, too sweet, now he knew what you smelt like upclose and he wanted more. The prince practically rushed out of the room to deal with his growing ‘problem’ that would keep him occupied for the rest of the day. Your relationship with Daemon was weird, you fought like cats and dogs but yet there’s no one else you would rather spend your time with. Hell you even missed him when he went away. Whenever Viserys was mad at Daemon you would put in a word and calm him down, it was very odd how soft you had grown for Daemon. And Aemma and viserys were not blind to it. Daemon would attend dinners you did and sit by your side, ‘accidentally’ grazing your hands reaching for a dish or passing you the wine. It was driving you insane, these little touches his rough hand gently touching yours, you were not blind to how handsome he had grown. The Gods would have to forgive you for lusting over a betrothed man.
The temptation Daemon posed over you, like a hanging fruit in sight but out of reach for you. He was doing it on purpose you knew, you weren’t daft but God did it work. You started growing jealous about the fact that Daemon spent his nights in brothels, complaining about how it wasn’t right and princely but deep down you were just bitter with jealousy.
Daemon always believed that he was immune to jealousy delusional but that was proved wrong for Rhaenyra’s seventh name day. It was decided that a tourney be held for the Realm’s Delight. Rhaenyra was a mischievous one, often teasing her uncle with you regardless of the lords and ladies in her presence and that set off even more rumours about the two of you, but no one dare say anything to you fearing the rage of Daemon and Caraxes.
You knew daemon was to participate for the tourney so you didn’t bother searching for him in the morning. He was undoubtedly practicing and you didn’t want to disturb him. You were to sit next to your sister Aemma but you suddenly saw a familiar face from the Vale, lords of the Vale had come to participate and bet on the winners. You looked at your sister in delight, it was she who planned this for you because she knew how much you had missed the Vale. You took your seat next to a minor Vale lord talking to him and catching up on all that had happened.
Daemon was watching from the stands as the squire put on his night black Targaryen armour. He looked to see you looking so beautiful in a light purple gown, looking so radiant in the sunlight and then he saw the disgusting man next to you and he saw red. Rhaenyra didn’t help either, she was visibly mocking Daemon motioning kissing signs between you and the lord enraging him even more. He knew you were unwed, he hoped you would not fall for some unknown lord of the Vale.
“You should come back to the Vale, you have spent far too much time here in kingslanding” your friend Gerald said
“I suppose that is true..almost seven years” you muttered “but I’ve been happy” you said looking at Daemon who was getting on his horse.
“You are a maiden of twenty two and still unwed, you should start living for yourself instead of just tending to the Royal family, I’m not saying it’s necessary to marry to be happy..but think of the long run” he said, Gerald cared for you and did not wish for you to be a spinster.
“I know Gerald” you sighed
“You have been waiting for him..but he is betrothed, to another” he said “come back to the Vale perhaps then you could come back to your senses” he said.
“What— prince Daemon? For the last time there is absolutely nothing going on—”
“That I know, and that is the problem. He’s not yours and you’re here all doe eyed waiting for him” you felt all the fire in your soul dampen at his words, the hopes and delusions you had been clinging onto desperately being pulled from beneath you “I did not mean to upset you”
“I’m not upset” you said blinking away tears. Perhaps Gerald was right..you certainly didn’t want him to be. You missed the Vale, a quick trip wouldn’t hurt. It would be rid of Daemon and you can think for yourself and come to your senses just like Gerald said.
“Gerald can I ask you for a favour?” You asked leaning in to tell him something to which he willingly agreed to.
Rhaenyra yelled something in high Valyrian mocking Daemon that made ser Harold have to gently escort her away from the stands. Away from the already fuming prince. What were you saying to that lord? He was upset with the lord and he was upset with you. He decided to get revenge he knew you would expect him to ask you for your favour like he did in the other tourneys but he decided to play with you a little. When riding his horse his lance stopped before you almost as though asking you for your favour, you were about to stand to give him it— when he suddenly tilted the lance towards another woman. The woman blushing gave him her favour willingly. Daemon’s looked at you smirking all the while as he felt as though he had the upper hand. Your face was a mixture of shock and jealousy.
Gerald leaned in “I told you” he said before your face completely fell in sadness. You looked away from daemon. Daemon should have relished seeing you upset like he did at that moment, but instead it tore him up in the inside. It was too late now, he would have to apologise for this he knew. Lord Gerald spent the rest of the tourney cheering you up and you even ended up giving your favour to a lord from the Vale itself, but of course he was upstaged by daemon’s battle skill. Daemon felt like he had lost seeing as to how you ignored him. When the tourney ended Daemon had won. He raised his lance in the air listening to the claps of the audience. He turned to look at you but saw that your seat was empty. You were now sitting back next to your sister telling her something, Aemma looked upset but seemed to agree nonetheless. The feast would be a perfect opportunity to try and make up for what he’d done, perhaps he could kiss your hurt better, he fantasised for himself as the squire took off his armour. How would your lips feel on his?. God forbid he sees you with that lord, he’d probably pull you away there and then and take you somewhere more private where just the two of you could spend time..but then again you’d never allow it. Daemon was surprisingly introverted, only ever trusting a few of his guards and his family and never bothered to converse with anyone else. You on the other hand though reserved, loved making conversation and talking to all the people. He thought more about you, a part of him felt smug over the fact that you were upset that he didn’t ask for your favour. Perhaps instead of apologising…he should tease you. Yes that would be much more preferable.
Daemon arrived late to the banquet, nothing unusual making his way into the hall stealing the attention from Viserys as usual. Rhaenyra was busy eating the lemon cakes, Daemon looked around he didn’t see you— anywhere for that matter? Were you so upset you were crying in your bedchambers? He should go see you and kiss your tears away if you let him of course.
He didn’t want to ask Viserys where you were, as the king already had doubts that he bore affections for you and he wanted to avoid providing his older brother more information on how he feels for you. Daemon slid his way to the dessert section where little Rhaenyra was, Rhaenyra looked up at her uncle with a smirk.
“Where is she?” He asked folding his arms
“With lord Gerar- Gerarld” she completely destroyed his name as she put a spoonful of cake in her mouth. Daemon couldn’t believe what this had come to, getting teased and mocked by his niece. He sends her a glare before taking the plate from little Rhaenyra as his pitiful sort of revenge. “That’s mine!” Rhaenyra yelled as he walked away.
He looked around to see Aemma and Viserys give him a look for taking a plate of cake from their seven year old daughter. She deserved it, he thought. He took a piece of cake eating it as he walked to his brother.
“Where’s the lady Arryn, she’s late” he said “I think you should let me discipline her for her tardiness..it’s unfitting for a lady like her” he said pulling a chair next to the married couple who he third wheeled. The Gods, Viserys and Aemma just wanted him to marry and go away at this point.
“Lady Arryn? I have no idea” Viserys said “and no you will assort no punishment of any sort” he said
Daemon looked to Queen Aemma who averted her gaze somewhere else “you know something regarding this, my queen?” He asked leaning on the table to intimidate her and get a response
“Don’t bother my wife..” Viserys sighed smoothening his scrunched up forehead.
“Does nobody in this fucking hall know where she is?!” He yelled causing the lords and ladies to look at his outburst. “Excuse me brother” he said leaving the banquet hall. He stormed out essentially. He was going to march up in your room but for some reason he had a bad feeling in his gut..why were you late? You were never late? The headache you caused him. He pushed open your bedchamber doors wide.
“You! Where have you been!” He asked “you didn’t congratulate me on my win or tend to me when I fell off my horse” he scolded you “what are you doing?” He asked with wide eyes, bags, packed bags. Your room was being emptied. “What is all this?” A handmaiden entered the room to take another bag wherever.
“I’m leaving Daemon” you said “is it not obvious?”
“No. No I will not allow it”
“I do not need YOUR PERMISSION and it’s already decided”
“What of your sister? What if she becomes with child again? She would need you by her side?”
“Daemon— she has maesters and—”
“What of Rhaenyra? The girl looks up to you! And you are just leaving like that!” Daemon sighed exasperated waking closer to you but still a distance apart
“I’m going to the Vale. I’m going home. You would not understand because you’ve lived here all your life! I miss home. I cannot be here any longer” Lie. You were running away because you could no longer wait around hoping that one day Daemon might cancel his betrothal and somehow marry you instead. Stupid dreams and fantasies.
‘Your home is here with us, with me’ is what Daemon wanted to say “you want to go to the Vale? Let us go on Caraxes!” He yelled
“I don’t want to!”
Daemon’s anger morphed into realisation.
“You don’t want to be around me” he said chuckling why else would you reject his excellent idea, who would give up a ride on a dragon? “Have I bothered you to the point you have to run away from me? When have you been such a craven!”
“Why shouldn’t I go!”
“I just told you the reasons!” Daemon yelled back “your sister! The queen! Your niece! Viserys!” His name being stuck at the back of his throat “maybe even me” he finally choked out as his hand went to reach for the valyrian necklace encircled around your neck. “You cannot even get rid of me entirely, you still wear my necklace like a collar”
“Maybe is not enough for me to stay!”
“Very well then, you want a reason to stay?” He asked now towering over your figure his nose almost touching yours “let me give you one”
He tilted your head upwards giving you a breath stealing kiss, his arms wrapping around your body holding you close to him. You kissed back with all the anger all the love you feel. “I cannot let you leave” he said in between kisses, the two of you barely parting for air. Daemon pushed you towards the bed “you and your stupid morals” he insulted kissing you deeply “you and your stubbornness” he said pressing his face in the crook of your neck. “You never know what’s best for you” his hands grabbing a hold of your thighs slapping the fat of it.
“And what is best for me?” You asked looking at him
“Staying here with me” he said his hand thumb sliding into your mouth your soft lips wrapping around his thick finger “suck” he ordered before switching his thumb for his index and ring finger. His fingers gagged you shutting you up, your mouth drooling from the intrusion. “I suppose a holy maiden such as yourself has never experienced pleasure? Tell me have you ever touched yourself?” You refused to answer the question “I suppose that is a no” Daemon smirked “Do you know what that means?” he asked pushing his hand under your skirts. You shook your head anticipating his next action
“It means that will be the first and last person to touch you here” he said his thumb pressing at your weeping entrance, your cunt clenching around nothing begging for more of his touch. His fingers spread the wetness around teasingly almost entering you making you gasp “Take off your gown for me and make it slow” he ordered taking his hand away from your needy parts. With shaky legs you stood unclasping your light purple gown letting it drop to the floor. Your mind filled with lust, what was one time? One time with the man you loved? Surely the Gods can find it in themselves to forgive you for your wanton nature.
“I said take it all off” he said motioning for you to take off your last small clothes leaving you bare and exposed in your bedchambers. The only thing that rested on your neck was the necklace he gifted you. Daemon rested on the bed with his legs spread his eyes looked at every part of you. Your neck, your chest, your tits, your ass, your legs, your cunny. It send jolts of pleasure down his body his dick hardened and a bulge forming in his breeches “Gevie” he muttered, this was better than what he had imagined. His hand reached out for you pulling you by the hips as he placed kisses on every part of your body in sight. He made sit on the bed, making you spread your legs for him showing him your leaking cunny. Before you knew it his hands were wrapped around your thighs and his head in your centre licking a strike of your entire cunt with his tongue. You tried to push yourself away at the foreign sensation but Daemon wasn’t having it. His hands preventing you from going any further away from him. He sucked on your clit watching you squirm and arch your back “Daemon” you moaned. You were in literal heaven. Why had you denied yourself of such pleasure. Daemon licked, sucked and kissed your cunt making you come twice on his tongue, your legs were shaking around his head as you begged saying you couldn’t any more. Daemon licked up all of your release before he pushed a finger inside your cunny, you gasped at the stretch, seeing you were adjusting to the feeling he added another finger, telling you to relax and enjoy the feel his tongue went back to work licking your poor little overstimulated pearl over and over your hole clenched tightly around his fingers he knew you were going to come again, his movements were fast and hard making you roll your eyes at the back of your head as you came hard all over his fingers. The bed soaked with your juices. Daemon’s face wet, he wore a devilish grin on his face. He climbed onto the bed pulling off his benches to show his recent thick length. Hell would that even fit inside you?
“Lie on your back” He ordered and you followed obediently Daemon hovered over you, you finally got what you wanted the sinful proximity between the two of you. His hands intertwined with yours as he distracted you by kissing your lips passionately. You felt him enter, he was so much bigger and he pushed himself in slowly “breathe, my love” he said before pinching your tits hard causing you to gasp. He slid in fully. You couldn’t keep your eyes open, your arms still being held by daemon who now pinned them over your head. The stretch of his full cock in your walls, breaking your maidenhead he let you experience the burn, the pain, the pleasure all together. Daemon let out a moan as he felt you clench around him tightly. This was what he always dreamt about. What he always wanted. You.
Daemon had been patient enough, his slow and firm thrusts quickening. Every thrust hammering your insides as your tits bounced, Daemon was enchanted. He help your hips tightly pounding into you even reaching further, making your back arch and you begged Daemon to let you touch him. Daemon, Daemon, Daemon. The only thoughts that ran in your head as he kissed you his tongue finding it’s way into your mouth as he pounded into you. He let out little moans as he pressed his forehead against yours. As he made love to you. The moment he saw your jaw go slack, he knew you were close. He kept his rhythm steady feeling your orgasm release all over him and the sheets. He left you whimpering underwing him from the overstimulation “good girl” he said plopping on the bed his cock still erect and heavy “can you ride a dragon?” He said leaning on the headboard. You wanted to please him nodding as you straddled his hips pressing the head of his cock into your entrance as you lowered yourself onto him. The position made your toes curl, the way you sunk onto him and lifted yourself over and over. Daemon couldn’t help but watch how your slick pussy gushed all over his cock. His moans increased as he felt his eyebrows press together, he held your hips tightly thrusting harshly into you, it was too much for Daemon, he could no longer hold back he released his hot seed in the walls of your tight cunny, your cum from your fifth orgasm oozed out. White sticky fluids from your puffy folds. Daemon had seen no better art piece, you would be a muse for any artist.
You lay on top of daemon who stroked the back of your hair “you were perfect. You are perfect.” he smiled his dimples showing. You were breathless, tired, exhausted passing into unconsciousness. Daemon chuckled wrapping his arms around you. You were his. And he was going to go to hell and back if he was denied you.
Daemon had ordered for all your clothes to be moved into his bedchamber, he told lord Gerald that you had no intention to leave kingslanding as you were to marry him. The whispers between the servants reached the ears of Viserys thanks to his hand Otto Hightower.
“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING DAEMON!” He yelled at his younger brother who was making arrangements for you in his room “you have dishonoured her! And you take no effort to even hide the fact!”
“I have every intention to wed her, brother” Daemon said rolling his eyes at the king.
“you are betrothed to ANOTHER” Viserys’ blood boiled. How could he have done such a thing to his own family to you! When he knew damn well he was meant to wed another.
“Another who is not of my choosing!” Daemon said to his brother losing his patience.
“The marriage pact with Rhea was settled years ago! We cannot go against our word” he argued
“You are the king, the blood of the dragon runs in you. You do not need anyone’s permission! Your word is the law, the truth”
“Daemon, I have spent a life time defending you! But your heart is even blacker than I thought”
“Wed her to me..I want to marry Lady Arryn”
“You think I don’t know that, you fool?! But you have wronged lady Rhea! Kept her waiting for years!”
“I have bedded her already brother. It is done. It is decided” Daemon said
Viserys slapped him across the face for his insolent behaviour.
“Tell me brother..” Daemon said holding his cheek pressing on the hurt part of his face. It didn’t hurt at all he just wanted to get some sympathy from Viserys “what of how you wronged y/n” he chuckled “when you passed her over for her younger sister”
“That was different!” He thundered at the accusation thrown by Daemon
“Make it right, wed her to me. I’ll take her as she is and wed her in the tradition of our house. Give me Y/n to take to wife and we will return the house of the dragon to its proper glory” he said almost begging his brother.
It was no secret that Daemon and you had strong chemistry, Viserys and his wife Aemma often joking about making a mistake betrothing Rhea to him instead of you. He supposed he always expected his younger brother to pull this sort of move. And he unfortunately had a very good point, you were passed off for your younger sister which was an insult by itself, being rejected by the king.
“Fine, I will allow this marriage to take place, but just know that it is not for you but instead Lady Arryn” he sighed. “And I don’t want to hear any complaint from now onwards? You will obey my every command henceforth if you are to marry lady Arryn” daemon would definitely do as he pleases, but he nods hugging his brother “you were always weak when it comes to me, brother” he smirked looking at his brother. “Showing empathy is weak now?” Viserys smiled patting Daemon’s shoulders. “Are you sure marriage is what you desire?”
“Marriage matters to me when it is with her..” he smiled “I am serious about her brother.”
“I will talk to the Royce’s and make it up to them somehow” he said “how excited was she when you proposed?”
“Oh I didn’t propose” Viserys wanted to chuck Daemon out of the window. This whole argument when you hadn’t even consented to the marriage “DAEMON!”
“She’s asleep brother. You cannot expect me to disturb her!” Viserys at that moment wanted to put down his crown and run away to Essos. How much more of his brother’s idiocy could he handle? Well anyways he’s your problem now.
Needless to say the marriage took place swiftly thanks to Daemon’s groomzilla tendencies. The man wanted the wedding to be private between only the families. You were more than happy to comply. Daemon and you still didn’t cease your nonsensical arguments, now finding new ways of letting out that anger and love in bed together.
Daemon wasn’t a perfect husband, he was irrational, emotional, pessimistic, but he stayed the loyalest of all the husbands in Westeros stopping all his trips to the streets of silk rather spending them with you, the woman he loved so dearly. With each passing year Daemon grew even more mature with the birth of your first child a baby girl who you both named Baela who inherited that fire and passion of your husband who was also spoiled rotten by him with gifts.
Daemon proved to be the best husband you could have ever asked. You would always remember to tell him that when he took you for rides on his dragon Caraxes and whispered sweet promises to you. You had no doubt about it, marrying him was the best decision he had ever made for you. You knew he would put his life on the line for you or Baela if need be, he was your fiercest protector.
“Did I ever mention I love you?” You asked looking to your husband as you both flew on Caraxes. Daemon knew you often felt like you under appreciated him when you really did love him.
“More times than I can count” he chuckled kissing your cheek
“Perhaps I should stop then, I can’t have you growing indifferent to my love”
“If you do anything of the sort, just know that I cannot promise you that I will not exact revenge” he smiled kissing the top of your head.
“And what revenge would you take against me, your wife?” You asked smiling back
“I will teach Baela cuss words” he said smirking triumphantly.
“DAEMON DON’T YOU DARE!”
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Dear Jack (Series)
Pairing: Jack Brewer x Reader
Summary: Y/N has been overshadowed by Jack. Milton tries to make her feel better. In turn, she tries to support him through his attempt to help Nakamura.
Word Count: 3.2k
Warnings: A few curse words, I think.
Chapter Two: Fat Chance
Jerry, Kim, Eddie, and Y/N were standing around Kim’s locker when Milton came running up. He was buzzing with excitement and was waving around a small trophy.
“Guys, guess what?” Milton tittered
“What’s up, Mil?” Y/N asked, readjusting her backpack straps
“Guess who just won the district wide spelling bee? I’ll give you a hint! M. E.”
“Meh?” Jerry asked
Y/N smacked the back of Jerry’s head.
“It’s me, ya toad.” Milton snapped
“That’s great, Milton!” Y/N praised
“What is that?” Eddie asked, pointing to Milton’s trophy
“It’s the trophy I won, it’s the bronze bee.”
Eddie, Jerry, and Kim looked unimpressed.
“I have fillings bigger than that thing.” Kim replied
“Come on! Who’s the man?” Milton cheered, “Who’s the man?”
Y/N was about to respond when there was a loud cheer.
“Jack is the man!” The principal shouted
Kim, Jerry, and Eddie hurried over and were cheering for Jack in no time. Leaving Milton and Y/N to wallow in their own pity.
“So...Jack...” Y/N trailed off
Milton knew what she meant, “Yeah...”
Y/N guided Milton to the crowd, and Milton stepped forward. Proudly showing his trophy.
“You know, I just won the first spelling bee our school has ever-”
“Hey, Jack! Show us what you did to win!” Eddie interjected
Milton sulked and walked back to Y/N. She wrapped an arm around his shoulders.
“It’s okay, Mil.”
Jack did a fancy back something or other that impressed the school. When Jack passed them on the way back to the principal, he shot Y/N a wink. She rolled her eyes in response.
“Well, Jack, I hope this means you’ll stay on the team.” Principal Funderburk hoped
Jack shrugged, “I told you, it was a one-time deal. I win you your trophy and you get a visit from the wedgie wizard.”
Funderburk sighed, “I guess a deal’s a deal.”
Jerry popped his knuckles as he approached.
“Just go with it.” Jerry warned, sprinkling some baby powder in his hands and handing the bottle to Y/N
He clapped his hands, “WoAAAH!”
Jerry took no time in hiking Funderburk’s underwear to the nape of his neck. The principal let out a scream.
“Is that all you got, punk?” Funderburk demanded in the highest falsetto his voice would allow
Then, the principal waddled away from the crowd. The student body started to disperse to go to class. Milton was staring sadly at his trophy.
Jack turned to the two, “Milton? Y/N, are you guys coming?”
Y/N glanced at Milton, “We’ll be there in a second.”
Y/N took her arm off of Milton as he walked toward the ladder. He seemed to be talking more to himself than her.
“You know, you’re just a little bee with broken wings. But you, my friend, are gonna hang with the big dogs!” Milton insisted as he started climbing the ladder
Y/N was quick to go around the other side and steady it as best she could. Once he got to the top Milton started to lose balance. But, Y/N couldn’t let go of the ladder without it toppling over with Milton. The scrawny boy yelped as he fell.
“Milton!” Y/N cried out
Before he hit the ground, one of the custodians caught him.
“If you’re my guardian angel, you sir, are awesome at your job!” Milton complimented.
After school, they were all walking to the dojo.
“He caught me! He put me down and walked away!” Milton explained to the others, “The only thing I know about him is that his name tag said Yoshi Nakamura.”
“Huh, I never noticed him before.” Jack commented
Y/N rolled their eyes as Kim stopped in her tracks.
“Okay, hold on,” Kim stopped, “ You didn’t notice a 600 pound custodian, but you did notice when Donna Tobin changed her ponytail from left to right?”
Jack scoffed, “Okay first, it was right to left. Second, it wasn’t a ponytail, it was a french braid. And third, maybe if that custodian had legs like Donna Tobin I would have noticed him too!”
Y/N chuckled and kept walking, Milton right beside her. Before they could go inside, Rudy stopped them with a wagon of trinkets.
“Huge news everybody, the magic shop across the mall is going out of business. They have to sell everything at half price,” Rudy announced, “I feel so bad for them. I think I’m gonna cry. It’s a good thing I have this handkerchief.”
He started to pull one of those magic infinity scarves out of his sleeve as he fake cried. He was giddy with excitement.
Jerry grabbed Y/N’s shoulder, “Yo, I don’t know how he’s doing that man... but it’s freaking me out!”
Y/N shook Jerry off and pushed past Rudy into the dojo. Rudy dragged his wagon in after her.
“Anyway, since the store closed a storage space opened up in the basement directly below us.” Rudy continued, “I finally have a place for all my stuff!”
“Oh thank God.” Y/N mumbled as she started to drag out a practice dummy
“It’s about time,” Eddie commented, “This place is getting pretty cluttered.”
“For real,” Y/N replied
“It is not!” Rudy protested
Kim sighed, “Rudy, this place looks like a crazy old cat lady lives here!”
“Okay, that is a bit of an exaggeration.” Rudy replied
Y/N raised her eyebrow at him and then made eye contact with Kim. The two went to the cabinet and each opened one door. They both scrambled back as Rudy’s things came tumbling out. A cat jumped into Y/N’s arms.
“This is not my cat.” Y/N announced
“Well, it isn’t my cat.” Rudy replied
Rudy headed off toward the basement with his wagon, he stopped and glanced at the cat.
“Are you coming Tip-Tip?” He whispered
The cat leapt from Y/N’s arms and into Rudy’s wagon. After he left Milton and Y/N went to Milton’s to bake a cake for Nakamura. Well, Y/N baked. Milton watched.
Y/N was lost in thought while they frosted the cake.
“Whatcha thinking about?” Milton asked
Y/N replied absently, “Did you notice when Donna Tobin switched her french braid?”
“Yeah, but all of us did.”
“I didn’t.”
“Well, you’ve been focused on Jack.”
Y/N’s eyes shot up, “I have not!”
“Ooh, big feelings.” Milton replied
“Just drop it.” Y/N mumbled
The next day, Milton was carrying the cake and Y/N was carrying a bouquet of paper roses they had made. Their friends surrounded them as they walked toward Nakamura’s supply closet.
“Dude, bringing custodian’s gifts is not cool.” Jerry insisted, “I mean, what’s next? Asking the crossing guard to the prom?”
“Eddie already tried that,” Y/N revealed
Eddie nodded, “She just wants to be friends.”
“I think it’s sweet they made their new friend a cake.” Kim defended
“Thanks, Kim.” Y/N replied
“See, when someone does something great. You know, save a life, or win a spelling bee. They should get some recognition.” Milton lectured
Y/N walked up and knocked. There was no answer. So Milton knocked harder. Jerry pushed past the two and just opened the door.
Inside, the walls were lined with newspapers outlining Nakamura’s victories in sumo wrestling. On the shelves were several trophies. They all stood in awe.
“Guys, do you know what this means?” Jack asked
Jerry nodded, “Yeah, our custodian is the king of the babies!”
They stared at all of the articles. Until the bell rang, Milton set the cake down inside the closet and Y/N set the roses on top of it. And they all headed to class.
They all met up after class to walk to lunch together. Milton and Y/N were debating who would be the better househusband, Loki or Captain America.
“Okay, but here’s what you’re missing with Loki: He has passenger princess energy.” Y/N argued, “As long as you provide, he will do whatever-”
Jerry cut them off as they entered the cafeteria, “Guys, look, there he is.”
Milton grabbed Y/N’s hand, “Come on!”
He dragged them up to Nakamura.
“Mr.Nakamura?” Milton called out, “I just want to thank you for saving my life yesterday!”
“Yes, thank you,” Y/N added on
“Hey, it’s what I do,” Nakamura answered, “Mop up barf, collect trash, and catch flying boys. I’m living the dream.”
Milton continued, “We stopped by your clost and saw your newspaper clippings, your trophies, and your medals!”
Y/N nodded, “We dropped off a cake and some paper flowers for you.”
Milton cut them off, “You’re amazing!”
“Then we checked you out on the internet!” Eddie continued, “You were a six time sumo champion!”
Jack nodded, “Yeah! That match where you lost your diaper thing and kept fighting? That was awesome! And disturbing... but mostly awesome!”
Nakamura chuckled, “ That was a long time ago. I used to be a hero in Japan. Now I plunge toilets.”
Nakamura looked at Jerry and took a few steps toward him.
“And you, either change your diet or use the bathroom at home, Jerry.”
Jerry looked at Y/N wide eyed, “You know my name?”
Nakamura chuckled, “Yeah, in the Janitor’s room we call you ‘The Bowl Buster’”
“You hear that guys? I’m the Bowl Buster woAHHH!”
Kim rolled her eyes and turned back to Nakamura, “Sir, I love that awesome victory dance you do! The Nakamura Stomp!”
Nakamura chuckled, “It started when I saw a spider in the ring, the crowd loved it so I just ran with it.”
“Come on, man, do it for us!” Eddie cheered
“No, I couldn’t I’m at work!”
Milton and Y/N made eye contact and then looked at Nakamura with their biggest beggar eyes.
“Please?” They whined in unison, “Just once?”
Nakamura relented, “Fine. Just one for you two, lil buds.”
He stomped once and the cafeteria shook, he stomped again and it shook more. He jumped and it knocked down anyone who was standing, including Y/N who fell on top of Jerry.
“That was awesome!” Y/N squealed
Principal Funderburk stormed in with spaghetti on his head, as Jerry and Y/N helped each other up and everyone else scrambled to their feet.
“Look what you did!” Funderburk fumed
“Sorry, sir, we were just having a bit of fun.” Nakamura apologized
“Fun?” Funderburk demanded, “I didn’t hire you to jump around like some hop scotching hippo.”
Milton pushed past Nakamura, “I got this.”
Y/N called after him, “Milton I wouldn’t.”
He waved them off.
“Mr.Nakamura would like for you to talk to him with a little more respect.” Milton demanded
“Oh, I don’t talk to you with respect. Do I?”
“Actually,I-” Nakamura tried
“This man used to be a hero, so he doesn’t even need this job!” Milton continued
“Milton-”Y/N tried
“Really?” Funderburk continued
“No, I really need this job-”
“He demands you to apologize to him right now!”
Funderburk smiled, “Really? Here’s my apology: Nakamura YOU’RE FIRED!”
Y/N sighed and chased after the principal, “Mr.Funderburk, wait!”
After school, and after a very unhelpful meeting with Principal Funderburk they all were in the dojo. Nakamura was crying in the corner, Y/N sat with him as he ate his ninth pizza.
Rudy exited his office, “Guys, group meeting!”
They all grouped up, it took a second for Y/N to get away from Nakamura but they finally managed it.
“Why is weepy mchugey still here?” Rudy asked, gesturing to Nakamura
“The guy has been through a lot, Rudy,”Milton started
Y/N cut him off this time, “He saved Milton’s life and in return Milton got him fired from the school.”
This whole situation made Y/N extremely angry. They had spent the last two days getting cut off, talked over and ignored. When maybe if someone had let them speak, Nakamura would still have his job.
Milton glared at Y/N, “We found out why he quit sumo and left Japan in shame.”
“65 wins in a row! Then some rookie struts in and throws him out of the ring like a moldy pear.” Eddie elaborated
Nakamura heard the last bit, “Y’all got any pears over there?”
“There’s no pears, darling.”Kim answered
Jack continued, “As if that wasn’t bad enough, he lost his life savings!”
Rudy softened, “Wow. How’d he do that?”
“He went on a game show called ‘Are You Willing to Lose Your Life Savings’.”
Rudy rolled his eyes, “Fix this. Once the food runs out we’re going to start looking tasty to that guy. Fix this.”
Y/N nodded and went back to sit with Nakamura. He handed them a slice of pizza. Y/N patted his shoulder.
“We’ll figure it out Nakamura, you’ll be okay.” Y/N assured him
Jack approached the two and sat next to Y/N.
“Nakamura, Milton was right! You’re not a custodian, you’re a champion!” He said, “With our help, you’ll get there again.”
“I told you, it was a long time ago.” Nakamura replied, “Why do you guys believe in me?”
“We live by something called the Wasabi Code.” Jack answered
Y/N stepped beside Jack, “That means we never give up on each other.”
“We’ve just got to find a way to get you back on the horse!” Jack finished
Jerry pulled Jack away a bit, “Jack, it would probably be safer if the horse got on his back.”
Nakamura glared at Jerry as Y/N smacked him in the back of the head.
“But, uh, you know... either way!” He corrected
“Wasabi?” Jack asked, placing his hand in the center
Y/N was the first to put her hand in. The others soon followed. Trailed by Nakamura.
“Wasabi!” They all cheered
They were training and needed a weight vest for Nakamura. But, with just Milton on the front made him too front heavy so they placed Y/N on his back.
Milton and Y/N bounced as they came up on the finish line for Nakamura. Groaning the whole way from the pain.
“That was your best time yet!” Jack encouraged, “You ran around the whole mall in under four minutes!”
Y/N panted as they stopped moving, “I think this baby vest thing is fused into my thighs.”
“Bouncing around in this thing has given me a new respect for kangaroos.” Milton groaned
Nakamura unclipped them and Milton fell, while Nakamura let Y/N down as gently as he could.
Rudy came up to Nakamura on his way into the dojo.
“Hey, Nakamura! I saw you running around the mall, carrying a big pasty baby and Y/N!”
“I’m not pasty!” Milton protested, “I’m translucent!”
The group followed Rudy and Nakamura inside. Jack jogged up next to Rudy and Y/N.
“Nakamura is training for his big comeback!” Jack explained
“A comeback sumo match?” Rudy pondered, “I bet people would buy tickets for that!”
Eddie agreed, “I payed five dollars to watch the Kelly’s dog have puppies!”
Rudy and Y/N made a disgusted face.
“I’ve seen the miracle of life, and it’s disgusting!”
Rudy shook off Eddie’s reveal, “You know, we could have the match right here in the dojo!”
Jack quirked an eyebrow, “Well, that’s great and all, but we don’t have another sumo wrestler for him to compete against.”
“I do!” Rudy replied, he briefly explained the beached whale fiasco, “We kept in touch. I’ll give him a call.”
And then Rudy was off into his office. Not long after Jerry exited the bathroom wearing a blow up sumo suit thing.
“Time for your real workout, Nakamura!” Jerry announced, before jiggling the stomach, “Let’s belly up!”
Y/N stared at him dumbfounded.
Jack approached, “Jerry, how is this thing gonna help. You look like a bloated turkey in a thong.”
Y/N let out a short yet loud cackle, before throwing their hand up to muffle their laugh. Jerry scoffed.
“It’s gonna make him quicker!”He insisted, “I’m scrappy and wirey! Now, come on, Big Guy!”
Jerry ran at Nakamura, who immediately sent him sprawling. Jack and Kim moved to help him up. Y/N offered Nakamura a fist bump, he smiled at them. Once Jerry was on his feet, he sprinted back into the bathroom.
The night that the match was happening Milton and Y/N stood with each other near the match. Y/N glanced at him.
“It’s not your fault that Nakamura got fired.” Y/N said, “I talked to Funderburk, he was getting booted anyway.”
Milton looked at Y/N, “I still feel bad. He might have been able to talk his way out of it if I hadn’t opened my big mouth.”
“You were just trying to help,” Y/N reassured, “There’s nothing wrong with that. Plus, look at what we’re doing for him now.”
As soon as the other wrestler stepped in Nakamura ran off into Rudy’s office. Y/N was quick to follow after him.
Jack came in after her with Rudy and Milton.
“Nakamura, you can’t hide in here! ...Or anywhere.” He said
“I’m not going out there. That’s Yamasaki, he’s the only one that ever beat me.” Nakamura lamented, “I can’t fight him, man.”
Kim poked her head in, “Guys, we gotta put on a fight. The crowd’s getting ugly, and they were none too pretty to begin with.”
Milton looked at Y/N, who almost immediately got the message.
“This is all my fault,” Milton whined
He left the office, quickly followed by Y/N. The two walked into the locker room. Milton tied up his shorts and took his shirt off, making himself look as much like a sumo wrestler as he could. Y/N took off her blouse and left herself in her athletic shorts and tank top. They nodded at each other as they went to the ring.
The two readied themselves in the ring and Yamasaki did the same. Milton was the first to move, running straight at him. Y/N went around the back and jumped on his back. Milton was thrown away, and then Y/N was slung from his back over his shoulder to the ground. Knocking the wind out of her. Milton grabbed her ankle and pulled her toward him.
Nakamura grabbed Milton, before he could attack again.
“I got this one, lil buds.” Nakamura assured
Milton dragged a very out-of-breath Y/N out of the ring as Nakamura took over for them. Jerry helped Y/N to their feet.
Nakamura threw Yamasaki out of the ring, winning the match. Y/N was the first to his side, hugging him tightly.
“You did it, Nakamura!” They cheered
After a minute or so Jack came over. At which point Jerry started chanting for the Nakamura Stomp. Nakamura stomped once and the building shook, he stomped again, then he jumped. The floor gave way and landed him in Rudy’s man cave.
The next week after the match Milton was helping Y/N down the stairs. After a brief visit to urgent care they found out that pretty much their entire back was bruised from how hard Yamasaki had thrown them to the ground.
Jack was telling Jerry and Eddie about Nakamura’s plans.
“Thanks to Milton and Y/N, Nakamura is heading back to Japan soon to get his title back.” Jack explained
“You know,”Jerry started, “I could be a sumo wrestler. I would just have to gain like 5... 600 pounds.”
Eddie smirked, “Your mom did it pretty easily.”
“That’s it man-” Jerry took off after Eddie
Y/N chuckled at their antics.
Milton sighed, “Jack have you seen my spelling bee trophy?”
“I thought it was in your locker?” Y/N replied
“I thought so too, but I can’t find it anywhere. I know it’s small but it means a lot to me.”
“We’ll find it, Mil.” Y/N answered
“Don’t worry, Milton. I’m sure it’s someplace safe.” Jack replied, he glanced up
Y/N followed his gaze and smiled at him when they saw a slight bronze glint right next to the gymnastics trophy.
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