#but also it was kind of funny

[arintheman]

So in a very unfortunate turn of events, I lost my last life in YDYD: O. I will not go into too much detail about my death, but it was by bees. Yes, bees. I was entirely correct when we started that I was there to party or die stupidly. And boy did I die stupidly.

Death history:

Was attempting to escape a zombie, skeleton, some lava, and fire while in a mineshaft. Death was probably likely to falling or a mob. (4/5)

Fell through the mob grinder (or harm farm TM) and then nearly did it again a few minutes later (3/5)

Creeper exploded through armor and a shield. It was near the mob grinder but did not originate from the grinder. (2/5)

Gained a life back! (3/5!)

Fell off the scaffolding that led to the top of the mob grinder where I was building a home at the time. (2/5)

Fell into a ravine near the shole (sheep hole/farm) (1/5 D:)

Last life: Lost to bees. No, I will not elaborate.

Because I am now a ghost, I will start taking screenshots and will try to assist in creating summaries for future sessions.

#ydyd obsidian #ydyd:o #ydyd #my art #minecraft #I am both very mad #but also it was kind of funny #not the bees #ya dead ya dead

[bacchuschucklefuck]

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #kipperlilly copperkettle #drawing riz in the lava like damn it must be fucking up his hair. this is the kind of priorities I have in art #also kipperlilly being whimsyless is SO funny in a dnd game. like girl this is the do insane shit with no consequence game #freaks?? in my Roleplay Power Fantasy Game???? no way dude what the hells!!!!!!

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness. #not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like. #a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why… #but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧 #and i just think that’s funny. #all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit. #like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people. #so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude. #star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[ghafahey]

I want to stand with you in front of all the Daturma Ox things to come.

JESPER FAHEY and WYLAN HENDRICKS in Shadow and Bone ( 2021- )

#shadowandboneedit #sabedit #sixofcrowsedit #shadowandbonesource #shadow and bone #sab spoilers // #bare chest // #wesper #my edits #*mysoc #delivered! #still not sure what theyre gonna do with them in upcoming seasons but u know what having them as an established couple #while the rest of the crows dance around their romantic dramas is not the worst possible scenario #and kind of funny to consider if this is how things would have gone in an alternate universe without weeks of annoyingly flirting #and first kisses gone wrong etc etc #also their scenes are cute and all but the best is kit&jack delivering whenever theyre just in the background adding little moments #lets ignore how you cannot make cohesive sets of this show at all bc the colorings are horrendous #*6k

[sushiisiu]

bike + doodles

#my art #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #ive been so caught up w shit its not even funny i just wanna go yaoi mode w them man #but aas style is also kind of hard to mimic im struggling

[bastardlybonkers]

feetman

#hlvrai #half live vr but the ai is self aware #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #so idk if theres any like ‘metastory’ to there being a player or if its literally just supposed to be wayne #but i thought it would be kinda interesting for the player to be his own guy #cause like to me #a big part of it that makes it fun is that gordon has like #no actual stakes #dude is getting pissed for the sake of it #he knows its a game and is just freaking out at the ai being so alive u know #now since i cant remember if theres some kind of canon or metastory to the player you can completely decide for yourself why hes playing #or how he got the game #is he just some guy? is it an experiment? is it for his job? who knows! #hes The Player #also if ur wondering why his design is so similar to gordons #its cause i didnt wanna stray into the unrecognizable lmao #also. i really really really didnt wanna draw the fucking suit #and yes thats benrey on the tamagotchi #i think it would be very funny if he could cart them all around in tamagotchis #sorry for long tags

[lazycranberrydoodles]

they are so in love and disgusting and also sarcastic bitches. follow for more / prev comic / next comic

#i have BEEN the grossly affectionate couple in the friend group btw. maybe one more reason i love them #right off the bat after meeting they are holding hands and hugging and touching each others shoulders #xie lian even rubs hua cheng’s back to calm him down during the lang qianqiu/ qi rong scene #also #the fandom knows that xl is an essentially kind person but i’ve been paying attention to his dynamic w/ fxmq #they give each other so much shit lmao 😭 #when xl is with people he knows well and trusts he is truly so judgemental and sarcastic. #it is so funny. #can you imagine being confronted by the most powerful people in the three realms and they destroy your self esteem with dry fucking wit #feeling so insane about them currently #tgcf #art #hualian #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #feng xin #digital art #my art #mxtx #comic

[dapper-lil-arts]

I'm not the kind of person that's like "Here let me fix the canon" usually but like holy crap gen 5 implied a lot of messed up shit about our hero Twilight Sparkle lmao

#It almost says something about the dangers of undertakin responsabilities alone #the nuanced idea of putting heroes on a pedestal being inherently self destructive #hell its kind of funny that Sunny idolizing her is objectively wrong #her legacy was a house of cards! #but I digress #I hope this post isnt swinging a bat at a hornet's nest #but y'know #this is also related to my fics lmao #bc of course #twilight sparkle #sunset shimmer #gen 4 #gen 5 #pony posting #mlp gen 4 #my little pony #friendship is magic #Also like. Celestia herslef regretted banishing luna #and shes happier ruling WITH a partner #meanwhile twilight is like “Ok im not even on my thirties time to undertake all of this” #bonkers! Nuts! #its almost like. entirely accurate #entirely purposefull that her rule would fail completely #Wouldn't it be fucking sick for sunset to try again #to give it another shot!!! #now that shes better #changed for the better by none other than twi #i wrote fics of this lmaooo #fanfiction #writing stuff

[weedle-testaburger]

tumblr atm:

#personal crap #vanilla extract #it's funny to me how we're a month into the year and already we have a meme on the level of goncharov #also this is the weirdest far side comic imo bc it's so weird for it to do this kind of 'relatable' comedy

[pseudokap]

back at it again with more transfem arthur bennett. Have a good day

also happy suckening saturday

#jrwi fanart #jrwi #the suckening #arthur bennett #pseudokart #my art #spreading my propoganda #we can make her a gorgeous woman together #looking forward to the day we get more transfem pc/npcs #had a lot of fun drawing these doodle pages kind of. might do more #also good fullbody practice!! #the eyeliner drawing was funny to me because i was gonna give her a mirror then i remembered

[greywoe]

child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

#my drawings #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #theon greyjoy #not tagging the others bc they’re products of his imagination #so @ their fans: dw they’re not real……. #well i mean they’re not real anyway but as in a portrayal of their canon selves etc #this has been finished for so long but i debated whether or not to upload it here lol i’m not super happy w it #i think i did this mainly bc i wanted to draw fancy and ornate clothing (at least by my standards lol) #but it’s a quote i think abt sometimes bc it’s kind of endearing and sad and funny at the same time #adwd #well the quote is from there #also he’s yassifying himself a bit in his imagination… he’s handsome and successful and everyone admires him #and sansa’s kind of.. reduced to his prize in a way. while his focus is on ned welcoming him into the family #legitimacy and validation and safety 👍

[heartorbit]

can i get a magical girl set please

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #otori emu #im just going to start drawing ever set i want ti beg for. i wahted phantom thief wxs but inlove what we gor bc mizukitheworld so im good #phantom of the opera is p close to that. the mask even... actually i steal set dieas from rev/star becaude come on. theyre kind of real. #we need swan lake set and nutcracker set and little prince and e #and i want them all to be wxs because i am a wretched little beast. PLEAK #the set with all 5 little pink guys slready went to a diner theme and its the cutest set ever. but. magical girls... #dream place minori the cutest csrd set forever definitely comes close but Still. can i get a mixed even magical girl set pretty pleade #can it go to the april fools sunny smile sentai. wheres my mafuemu mixed event. PLEASE #it was so funny to me i also tried to draw tsukaser but the . level of effort compared to how i drew emu is SO. SO FOUL. EVEN I FELT BAD.

[miaoqing]

Okay dilf!bingge won't leave my head so imagine:

Shen Yuan moves to a new town and starts teaching at the local school. It's nice and all but.... why do 80% of the kids have the same surname? In every year?

Eventually Shen Yuan has to do parent-teacher meetings and Luo Bingge just camps outside his office all day. (he brings a thermos and all) The mothers change for every kid but Luo Bingge just. sits. there. the. whole. day. (To be fair, he is actually a very attentive father, asking questions and scolding the kids when needed. How does he even keep track of them?!) Still, Shen Yuan thinks he's going crazy. Isn't anyone going to acknowledge this? How can the vast majority of the kids at school have the same father?! How is everyone just... okay with this?! What the fuck is going on in this town!!

Eventually one of the Luo kids calls him "mom", as kids sometimes do, and that makes ALL the Luo kids call him mom. The actual mothers are furious.

Luo Bingge does Not want to deal with that. But... they can't complain if Shen Yuan actually is their mom, right? Shen Yuan just has to marry him and officially become their stepmommy, and then everyone will get off his back. Great success!

So, time to romance Shen Yuan. How hard can it be?

#probably not THAT hard #everyone in a town having the same father sounds like some sort stephen king children of the corn ass nightmare #but it is also kind of funny #bingyuan #luo bingge #lbg #shen yuan #sy #svsss #dilf!bingge #miao

[potatobugz]

here is a collection of riptide drawings that i made a while ago but never posted ^_^

#just roll with it #jrwi #just roll with it riptide #jrwi riptide #potatart #gillion tidestrider #chip jrwi #jrwi chip #jay ferin #chip the bastard #jrwi grimm #grimm jrwi #anastasia jrwi #jrwi anastasia #bloodshot #queen jrwi #jrwi queen #niklaus hendrix #jrwi bloodshot #bloodshot jrwi #THE GRIMM DRAWINGS R SOME OF MY FAVORITES I GENUIENLY LOVED THAT ARC SO MUCH #I enjoy drawing grimm too!!!! i think hes funny and really interesting!!!! #i dont rekember what the wish he mwde to niklaus was but i thought it was rlly interesting how he cried when he was dying #ALSO I LOVE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHES EVERYTHING 2 ME #HIS BUNNY EARS.... NY GOD #there should be more grimm art methinks. hes some kind of beast #what if i gave the kindest eyes to a very Not Kind man

[occudo]

not an ask, I just wanted to say that I've reread your Gertrude is still around AU and realised just how amazing it is to watch your art style progress and get more and more refined! it's fascinating and it makes me so happy and i had to tell you <3 (I am also not exaggerating when I say that your art gives me instant happy chemicals and that your AUs all live rent free in my head)

thanks for sharing this with us 💙

Thank you so much! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) ngl, it's kind of jarring for me to look back the first few chapters... especially with Jon - and his horrible orange-y skin (curse of my old laptop bad color display TT-TT ) , same thing with Sasha

#occudo's art #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #gertrude is still around au ask #wish the difference was bigger :'D #but i guess still more room to grow! #funny how almost everyone went from :D to :( #also these kinds of asks make my day #sorry for replying them late