my husband just said that sami seems like the type of guy to just stare into the sun in his spare time and I'm CACKLING
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HEARTBREAKING: mans first stand up show becomes his LAST.
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which of the animaniacs do you dress like
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Black Swan, upon peeking into her memories: Never mind- I'm outta here! Nope! Nope! Abort mission! Oh crap! Too much information!!!
Acheron: *enjoying dancing*
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writing advice: every chapter should have something that makes you, a sicko, say yeesss… hahaha… yeeesss!!! and it doesn’t quite matter what you are a sicko about but it’ll be hard to get through the chapter if nothing makes you press your face into the window
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they're here
THEY'RE HEREEEEEEEEE, AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
Ugh, theyre so stinkin' cute and soft to the touch! They have some good weight to them, and all the details of their clothes are charming! ... huh, what's that barely peeping out from the tail holes in their pants?
Boxers?????
@lackadaisycats
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ok, look... i blame @dirtd0g for bringing up their asses with the dumpy tournament last week.....
literally all i could think was this:
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Vox when Lucifer forgot to add the "up" part when he said he was gonna fuck Adam VS Vox when Niffty stabbed the shit out of Adam.
He's in the ace specs ya'll I'm telling you.
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HELP brennan 100% planned having gilear win a trip for a cruise to take him out of the campaign so the bad kids won’t drag him along and kill him dead 5 times again
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