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oneshlut · 6 months

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Hey!! I absolutely ADORE your writing, it makes me so happy!!! I happen to be a sucker for our favorite nerd, and you write super good for him! May i ask for general datting headcanons? Like what its like to date him???? Thank you!!!<3

A/N: ohhh, i was WAITING for this one!! i loveee dating hcs. i'm assuming you mean dr. flug, in which i am always happy to write for him! thank you so much for the request! im so happy you enjoy my works!! c: (also flug may be just a teensy bit autism-coded...)

The Doctor Is Out (Dr. Flug x Reader) [Headcanons]

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Summary: General Dr. Flug dating headcanons/What is dating Dr. Flug like?

You thought he was a nervous wreck before? You've never seen him on a date. Before a date, for that matter.

After asking you out to a museum that recently opened outside the Hat Island, he dragged himself to his room and.. screamed into his pillow. Leaving 5.0.5. decently concerned.

He paced around his lab, wracked with anxiety. Oh god, oh god--what is he going to do?! Did he still look alright?? He paused his anxious strides to look at himself in his full-body mirror that he practically pulled out of nowhere. I guess he looked alright-? Or did he need to change his shirt again? Oh--crap he should probably take off his gloves.. or should he? He's always had normally sweaty hands, not including his nerves getting the best of him.. Yeah, the gloves are staying on.

Not to mention how Demencia is teasing him every minute she gets while Flug is writing out a plan. Yeah, you heard me right, this faceless man has an entire 24-step written plan for this date. He can't go without a plan, right? He doesn't want to mess up in front of you, either..

Some ridiculous, unreasonable, irrational part of him thinks maybe you won't show up. Obviously, he doesn't know any better to know how much you love him. Then again, if he knew, I don't think he'd last.

The museum went way better than he expected! There just happened to be a jet plane exhibit, and suddenly his 24-step plan has made its way to a nearby trash can. Don't get me wrong, his nerves were definitely still there, and not going anywhere anytime soon. He was just glad that he didn't draw you away with his possibly unending rambling about different types of aircraft.

The two of you stayed in the museum until it closed at 4 p.m. The time seemed to fly by, and at some point during the date you had held his hand. Poor Flug was too distracted, that he only noticed your interlocked hands when the both of you were leaving the building. He's blushing like a maniac now. As if the red tint on his face couldn't get any worse, before you left, you kissed him on his cheek. You kissed him on his cheek. His bones turned to ice, frozen in place. Later that night, he couldn't get his mind off of you. He's not washing his bag for a while. Not like he washed it in the first place.

So, you two are dating! In a relationship! Dr. Flug refuses to believe it, but every morning kinda forces him to. Though, sometimes he gets a bit overwhelmed with the attention, so when this happens, you give him the day to compose himself again.

He's happy with the attention, though! More than happy, he's honestly never received such affection before and.. he enjoys it.

Some days, you'll just have hang-out dates! For example, Dr. Flug is undergoing a heavy project and asks you to come over for comfort. He'll even ask you for help with his experiments from time to time! Don't worry, he wouldn't involve you in anything too dangerous, he's not cruel. Well, not to you..

If we're talking about Dr. Flug here, at least one date has to go wrong. Thankfully, it's almost never his fault. He's, unfortunately, slightly popular with heroes. Not that he, himself, as a villain is popular, but rather him being known under the Blackhat name has drawn in some unwanted attention from heroes.

What does this mean for the two of you? Well, worst case scenario, a hero has such a huge grudge against Flug that they are determined to ruin your date. According to Dr. Flug, there's only a 1.117% chance of this happening, so you shouldn't have to worry too much.

Afterwards, he feels horrible that your date went to crap. He apologizes profusely, even if you forgive him in the first place, he'll continue to feel bad. All he wants is for you to be happy, and it feels like he's failed you. But the fact that you're still here with him is more than enough proof that you're far from giving up on him, if ever.

On days where you would stay inside with him, whether it be a stormy night or just a long day for you, sometimes he'd turn around from whatever he was working on when you don't respond to him, and he'll find you resting peacefully next to 5.0.5. The sight warms his heart, as he moves to grab a blanket for you, and dims the lights in his lab slightly.

With you asleep, and now with him and nothing to work on, he now has time to think. And for some reason, no thoughts come to him. Surprising to his usually busy brain.

One thought came to him, eventually. Watching you rest soundly in the now dim-lighted room, your chest lifting up and down with your soft breaths, made him realize how lucky he truly is.

Then, he came up with an idea. He didn't want your dreaming to be disturbed, did he? He grabbed a piece of notepaper, tape, and a marker. Opening his door slightly, he taped up the scratch-made sign titled:

"The Doctor is Out"

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mamawasatesttube · 3 months

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Cass cain and kon for hcs (separately or together go wild)

Headcanon A: realistic

they are both nonbinary. cass grew up without language to even begin to describe gender - what the hell is a "boy" or a "girl"? she uses she/her because it's what she's used to, but if everyone had used he/him for her at first, she'd have been fine with that too. it's all just words and none of it makes sense to her. she is just... herself. none of the words and little boxes they delineate make sense to her. it's lonely and frustrating. kon meanwhile is so, so conscious of how he's perceived and what little boxes he's supposed to fit within. he represses any feelings that are out of line with those boxes, but he gets really in his head about it sometimes. which is also lonely, and frustrating.

they both kind of end up exploring that together. it's a slow process, but kon is very easy for cass to open up to, because he always waits so patiently and is happy to fill silences for her. (he makes her laugh. he's one of the first people she ever knew who just wanted to make her laugh.) and he doesn't mind if it takes her a while to figure out the right words to describe things. in turn, she's good at reading him and hearing all the words he doesn't say. they stargaze together a lot.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

they're both affection-starved and they both understand each other on a really profound level, which means they're both aware the other is affection-starved. what this means: they're completely platonic friends who cuddle and occasionally kiss. what this means: there's a whole romcom plot in which tim and steph witness cass smacking kon's ass and going "thanks babygirl <3" when he gives her a slice of fresh pie a la mode, and (not unreasonably) think hey what the fuck. when did they become a thing??? shenanigans ensue.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

finding out she lost brenda and all her friends in bludhaven was already hard enough. when tim (in tears) told her that they'd also lost kon, barely any time at all later, she shut down and was entirely nonverbal for three full days. how many loved ones is she supposed to outlive? how many? and why must they die when she lives? she's already taken a life - surely if anyone deserves to die, it's her. not him. he was made to be a weapon just like her, but he rose above it. she didn't, not until she'd already done the unforgivable. why did he have to die? why does she have to live? why? why?

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

throws evil cass mind control arc out the fucking window. bye get out of here. honestly i haven't worked out Exactly how i want to fix that whole era (bc like, it gave her the impetus to leave batgirl to steph, so SOMETHING still has to happen), but i think she should have been on the cruise with dick and tim and bruce... haha wait unless she didn't want to go on a cruise bc it reminded her of how she and kon met and that grief was still too close... and then some shit happened to her when they werent there and she was alone bc she didnt wanna go... hmmm... this could be something!!

#answers #misspickman #kon #cass #koncass #koncass the besties of all time... i care them

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ghcstao3 · 1 year

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IDK if this thing I keep hearing about Soap being an artist is canon (bc I don’t actually play any shooter games, including COD, I just like the fanart & HCs) but Shkretart’s recent Ghost art study made me think of the classic “draw me like one of your French girls” AKA for some reason, Soap (who’s already pining over Ghost) convinces his crush to pose nude for him. Maybe things get a lil bit heated (in a sexy way, not an angry way lol)?

it is actually canon! from the original games, soap kept a journal that had sketches in it with his entries, if you’re wondering where that whole thing came from

now. i pulled a fade to black moment because i have no idea how tumblr guidelines work. so apologies hope this okay

It’s never been a secret that Soap has a knack for art.

It’s something he’s proud of, always seeking to improve, and it’s hardly unheard of for soldiers to witness him tucked away in his corners on base with a journal, sketchbook, or some other medium scratching away at whatever comes to mind in those moments.

It's no secret, either, that he's talented for someone who claims he "isn't any sort of artist," and it's no secret at all that he has a preference for portraits.

However. However.

Though he isn't ashamed of it in any regard, nor is he any kind of prude, Soap does prefer to keep guarded his anatomy studies. For fear of judgement or something else, he isn’t certain, but they’re kept in a separate journal tucked under his mattress for when the time so comes for him to work on it again.

And currently, Soap’s begun to feel that pull again. A certain fascination, perhaps, is what lures him. Or maybe it’s the big, fat crush he has on his lieutenant.

Either way, he’s found himself unsatisfied with what he’s been able to draw of Ghost—from afar, masked. Clothed in too many layers for Soap to make sense of much.

(A lie. A complete and utter lie. But Soap has unreasonable wants, doesn’t he?)

The thing that sets him off is incredibly pathetic. But it forces Soap to finally muster up the courage to try and warm Ghost up to the idea of being drawn—studied—so Soap supposes he can forgive himself for being so hopeless just this once.

It’s post a sparring match. Soap still loses most rounds against Ghost, but he’d say he’s gotten significantly better in the time they’ve worked together. Even Ghost might say the same, if Soap were so lucky. But it just happens that sparring matches are usually when Ghost tends to wear looser clothing, and when he stretches his arms his shirt rides up, just enough for Soap to catch a glimpse of the cut of his hips, the lines of his abs, his trim waist. He’s known Ghost is fit, but seeing it has Soap itching for his pencil.

The first time he blurts out his idea, Ghost gives him a very firm no. Which isn’t much of a surprise—just asking his superior officer if he’s ever considered posing for someone to draw is a little too forthcoming, especially when it’s the first Soap has ever mentioned anything of it to him.

But then he keeps asking, hinting, persuading, until weeks after the thought strikes Soap, Ghost miraculously agrees to let Soap sketch him.

His body. The curves of strong muscles, the sharp edges of everything else. Long limbs, graceful in spite of the destruction they’re more than capable of. Gentle hands despite their scars, and soft eyes despite the hardened shell of everything Ghost.

Soap is nervous, to say the least. When the day finally comes one unassuming evening, when Soap is led to Ghost’s quarters like it isn’t some big deal.

And maybe it isn’t, but it is for him. So he’s nervous. Beyond unsure.

Ghost is hard to read, more so than usual. He seems almost casual settling into his room, untying his laces and placing his boots neatly aside. Shucking off his hoodie and dropping it unceremoniously on his dresser. Soap watches from the doorway, awkwardly hovering as the door clicks shut behind him.

Suddenly Ghost pauses, glances to Soap with eyebrows raised. He then looks to a spare chair tucked in the corner of the room and gestures vaguely before continuing his undress.

When his mask is unexpectedly tugged off, Soap finds his way to the chair before his knees buckle underneath him. This has to be a mistake.

He’s dreaming, surely. Ghost never agreed and Soap is dreaming and why would he ever get the opportunity to—

“How do you want me, then?” Ghost asks. Soap’s eyes snap to the lieutenant’s.

He’s lost his shirt now, too. Soap isn’t certain why he’s taken aback—it’s exactly what he had asked Ghost to do.

Ghost isn’t looking at him anymore, instead pulling off his trousers and leaving them in a pile with the rest of his clothing.

“Uh,” Soap says rather eloquently, “however, ‘s fine.”

Ghost’s brows are furrowed, his jaw tensed. But he sits on his bed anyway, crossing his legs as he stares curiously at Soap, like the interaction is nothing as he’s expected.

Which is fair. Because Soap had hoped it wouldn’t be like this, either. He feels stilted in his own movements, tearing his eyes away from Ghost to adjust in his seat and open his journal to a blank page.

“We don’t have to do this,” Ghost says—and why’s he asking that?

“That’s meant to be my line, LT,” Soap teases. His face is flushed, he knows it, but he has to summon what courage had got him here in the first place, if this is meant to be any kind of worth it.

Ghost huffs, shifting his position. His legs fall wider, torso lengthening as he straightens his posture a moment before splaying himself more openly, sitting back on his palms.

“Pretend I’m not here,” Soap says. He forces his gaze back on Ghost and clears his throat. “Or don’t. Jus’… don’t feel like you have to pose.”

Ghost nods. It’s awkward for them both as they’re blanketed by silence, but once Soap finally begins copying life onto his page, the tension begins to ease.

By no means is Ghost’s physique something Soap hasn’t drawn before—so it’s simple, tracing out the basic shapes. It’s mindless, and Soap hardly has to spare Ghost a glance.

It’s the marks and spots and scars that cause him issue, as every pencil stroke demands more detail, more accuracy, more studying of Ghost’s figure. What’s presented as is isn’t enough, so on impulse Soap ventures to move closer, to adjust Ghost as he sees comfortably fit.

He stops a tad too close, a hand outstretched and well within Ghost’s space. His journal as been left on the chair, fanned out and face down on the seat.

“Do you mind?” Soap asks quietly.

Ghost peers up at him through his stupidly blond lashes, dark eyes wide yet clouded over with something inscrutable. He shakes his head.

Soap is finally hesitant despite the permission. Ghost’s skin is warm beneath his fingertips. He’s too easy to manoeuvre, for being the man Soap has always known him to be.

But then Soap makes the mistake of looking back into Ghost’s eyes. Makes the mistake of flicking his gaze to Ghost’s exposed lips.

They’re too close, like this. Soap should step away and return to his sketches. He should be maintaining some semblance of composure even in spite of the situation, the circumstances.

But he doesn’t. And he can’t.

Thinking he’d ever survive something like this without breaking was a mistake.

“Johnny?”

With great effort, Soap retracts his hand. “I’m sorry.” He rambles, “I’m sorry. This is—wildly inappropriate, sir, and I never should have—“

Ghost seizes his wrist. Soap doesn't get the time to process anything before Ghost is dragging him close again, pulling Soap down to meet his lips.

Soap falls easily into his lieutenant. They slot together naturally as Ghost moves further back onto the bed for Soap to chase after, suddenly craving the sharp scent of gunpowder and whatever eyeblack Ghost had washed off prior to the entire encounter, suddenly wanting to taste every bit of Ghost's lips, his tongue, his mouth.

Ghost's warmth feels more inviting, now. The solidity of his body seems far less intimidating as it had only as a spectator. It somehow takes less courage to explore every dip and curve with Soap's hands as opposed to his pencil.

Ghost is everything Soap has wanted, here and now. And he hadn’t ever realized Ghost had felt the same.

It’s safe to say that Soap's sketches never get finished that night.

#ask #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #soap mw2 #soapghost #ghostsoap #writing #drabble

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sherbet-shark · 2 years

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Malleus, Kalim, Leona and Riddle with a very expressive and excitable s/o that can't speak, headcanons

A Quiet Love

|〘 ⋇ Summary:〙| Head cannons with a non-verbal but expressive and excitable mc with their twst boy.

Author’s note: Oooh! This is my first time doing multiple boys for head canon in a while! Thank you for requesting! But I’m assuming that you’re requesting a nonverbal mc that’s excitable and expressive? I’ve done research on this topic and tried to be as respectful as possible but while I am not nonverbal. In my early life did have a speech disorder making it hard for me to speak/not want to speak. If there are any errors that anyone finds in this request I humbly ask for criticism and forgiveness.

◦ Ok, at first, he’s going to think it’s odd that you’re not talking to him. By this time, he doesn’t have a solid acquaintance relationship with you, but your expressiveness and excitability remind him of a small child. Riddle’s irritability increases when he asks questions, and you answer with hums and body gestures.

Poise and grace are thrown to the wayside as he demands you speak using words; he thinks you’re being defiant and disrespectful and not talking to him with words. It was right before his Overblot at the Unbirthday Party too. The combination of the Mont Blanc and his perception of you, a magic-less no one dare defy his resolute orders? Deuce tried to come to your rescue, but he didn’t get the chance to adequately explain your responses before they got thrown out of the dorm. Roseheart’s jaw tightened as eyebrows scrunched up, and he cast his Unique Magic on you, Ace, Deuce, and Grim for your transgressions.

◦ After you and co. Dealt with Riddle’s Overblot, and during the revenge Unbirthday Party. Your first-year friends and Trey could now appropriately explain to Riddle that you were nonverbal, but you could express yourself in other ways that aren’t words. His face fell as fast as light as the words finally settled in. The gravity of his actions and how he treated you was… inexcusably cruel. Trey tried to soothe his childhood friend’s piling guilt, but it only made Riddle more remorseful.

Before you and Grim left Heartslaybul, Riddle personally pulled you aside to apologize for his heartless actions; remorse shone brightly in his slate grey eyes, meeting yours for a split second, then falling to the ground. Uncharacteristic nervousness and shame overcame the second year. Perhaps it was still because Riddle was recouping from his Overblot, but the amount of guilt engulfed his whole body. He didn’t even realize he held his breath, and his body tensed until you hesitantly tapped his pristine Dorm Uniform. That was the start of something unprecedented—a road to your friendship and eventual romantic relationship.

◦ Depending if you like to use other ways to communicate, like writing, AAC, Sign Language, Riddle will be pretty perceptive and considerate towards you. He knows you’re partial to showing your enthusiasm by your body language and thus has made it his mission to keep an eye on you, not only because he’s your boyfriend but because he knows what it feels like to be brushed over, to have your ideas, desires squashed for the “right way.”

◦ While Riddle is still a short fuse, he’s trying to reel in his strict ways. That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, though. He’ll reprimand you when both know you’ve crossed the Queen of Heart’s Rules, but he is more gentle in private. He doesn’t want to make you think he’s an unreasonable tyrant like before. He wants to show that he has changed for the better. He’s certainly not perfect, but he’s working to be better. He’s very protective of you and closely monitors how peers act toward you. He knows that others may pick on you for being non-verbal, even more so because you’re dating a dorm leader. Riddle is quick on the offensive and coldly gives them a tongue lashing but not before he uses his UM. This isn’t always the case, though. He doesn’t want to baby you, Riddle respects you too much, and besides, ADeuce is you’re honorary guard dog.

◦ Throughout the entirety of your romantic relationship, you can tell he’s more perceptive of your emotions and expressive self. By the two inches if your shoulders sag, Riddle’s questioning if you are tired, by the way, your eyebrow twitches he’ll gently place his hand nearest you to calm you down, or the way his cheeks dust pink when he sees you express your love for him as the redhead shyly reciprocates.

◦ He’s way more perceptive than Riddle is, which means he understands what exactly is going on with you and your lack of speech. By the mere time you stepped on his tail, your hands shot up to your face, frantically trying to say you were sorry.

However, he doesn’t care. Why should he? One less nuisance to tune out or tattle on his plans. Whenever you interact with him, he’s condescending towards you, and Leona doesn’t pull any punches either. He still threatened to knock your lights out before Ruggie came to interrupt your comeuppance. Whatever, the beastman has more important things to plan and check in on than some nonverbal herbivore. Leona might not say anything but the air surrounding himself whenever he is around you wafts superiority and boredom, but he doesn’t pick on you. He leaves you to your devices. He’s not low or stupid to waste his energy on someone like you but instead ignores your existence.

◦ So, in reality. Your relationship is purely peer-like. The dorm leader thought you were a nosy little herbivore, while you thought Leona was an entitled overgrown house cat. During his rebellion in October, you’d roll your eyes, and a corner of your lip rose, injuring other students for the sake of a game. It seemed stupid and childish to harm your mind. But you kept hot on his heels alongside Adeuce and Grim. Only during the aftermath of his Overblot do you begin to be sympathetic and cordial to the prideful lion. You treated him with respect, and he gradually warmed up to you. I mean, you dealt with his Overblot and his schemes head-on. That warrants enough consideration from him so that he’ll pull back on the patronizing vibes.

◦ Leona, like Riddle, will think you’re like a small child or like the pain in his neck nephew; Cheka with how excitable and expressive you are, but, because he’s out of his obsession with winning the Magishift Tournament, he’s more tolerant of you. Kingscholar acts sort of like a cat. Now that you think about it, he had time to get used to you, leave when he got bored, and whether he liked it or not, got used to your excitable presence. When Leona wanders upon some students running their mouths, saying some choice words about you and your gaggle of friends. He was fine, chill even. Your gang of friends is nosy and annoying, but when the conversation spiraled into making fun of you and how you’re nonverbal, that’s what made him pounce in a figurative sense.

“Stop your bitchin’. It’s getting annoying. More so than seeing those freshmen run around chasing that grey fur ball and, geez, picking on someone at the bottom of the food chain? How pathetic are you both? Now, scatter before I lose my temper.” Vibrant green eyes glaring daggers into their faces as his lion tail flicks, the students meekly apologized and left, securing their tails between their legs.

◦ Because of his heightened feline senses, his Lion ears will twitch and perk in your direction if and when you use other ways to communicate, if you use AAC, or a pen and paper, while his ears aren’t as well tuned to an actual cat’s senses, they can pick up noises somewhat close by and your devices aren’t necessarily quiet either. So he finds himself propped on his side, listening to your day as you track him down. Most days, Leona would ignore you, letting things go from one ear out the other, at least in your view. He never responded, but whenever Ruggie appeared, he’d snicker as you displayed your concern with knitted brows and a deepest frown. The hyena would roll his eyes and pat your shoulder, stating despite how his aloof Dorm Leader acts most of the time, Leona does have some semblance of care, even if he refuses to show it conventionally.

◦ Unlike how fast and open Riddle sort of was with the prospect of dating you, Leona and yourself had a long time of being “not quite friends but not lovers.” Still, everyone at NRC knew you meant something to Leona, and while you were more enthusiastic about your affections, he never shooed you away. While he did think your excitable nature is tiring, Leona sticks with you, and you’ve adjusted to tone things down just by a little. Maybe someday soon, Leona would allow himself to find happiness with you by his side. But till he realizes that you’re sticking with him, you’ll be there for him.

◦ To be quite frank, Kalim is the most receptive, understanding, and darling toward you right off the bat. He desperately wants you to feel included and seen as yourself. But sometimes, his help feels patronizing, and he’s too oblivious to sometimes pick up on the subtle hints you’re giving. There were times, especially before Jamil’s overblot, where his help, while good-natured, felt overwhelming and pushy. He treats you like you're an incapable child that gets on your nerves, but you’re the one that has to take the wind out of his sails gently. Jamil tried to reprimand his Dorm Leader, but you shook your head with a serious expression looking at Jamil’s irritated face. Kalim’s sweet nature makes it hard for you to put him down gently, you don’t need help with every small task, nor do you need to be watched like a hawk by Jamil and Kalim. Jamil is somewhat ok because he seems like the responsible one, but he treats you like you’re an equal, not a toddler.

◦ Kalim immediately apologizes for his actions and sheepishly backs off his odd overbearing nature. Even Jamil remarks that Kalim doesn’t act like this, but the long-haired man soon realizes,

“Aah, I’m so sorry, you see, some of my younger siblings back home have trouble speaking, and when I’d see them, I’d be protective over them.” Kalim scratches the back of his pearl white hair nervously as he internally sweats at his mistake. Under the gaze of his newfound friend and Jamil made Kalim antsy as Viper raised a curious brow.

◦ Kalim’s reasonably flexible with the other ways you want to communicate if you use them. If you use devices and bodily gestures, his ruby eyes will grow wide as he watches the machine start to speak what you want to communicate. It’s so intriguing to watch you type on the device, then it talks. He’s very excitable and enthusiastic, so whenever you’re in a room together, it feels like your energies are bouncing off of each other’s presence. Even in simple conversation, Kalim’s face is highly expressive, and it’s not hard for you to piece it together.

He doesn’t think you’re acting like a child because, as he said before, some of his siblings had trouble with speaking, and while they may not be as severe but he understands your situation. Thus making him hyperaware of hearing other students that may have something mean about you. Although he’s not the threat or has that intimidation factor like the other three, he does have Jamil, and he is the dorm leader of Scarabia. But at least in his dorm, people seem to be minding their own business and thinking before they act.

◦ The dorm leader is a unique case, you’d think he’d be open to having a romantic relationship with you, but first, you had to deepen your platonic friendship, which was surprisingly hard. The pearl-haired man acts like everyone’s his friend, but there’s still a distance between himself and others around him if you look hard enough. He’s cheerful and happy-go-lucky, but it seems he didn’t have a deep friendship with anyone other than Jamil. Perhaps it’s because from what you’ve heard, Kalim stuck to the pessimistic man like glue in their young life. He has well-hidden walls, and as Jamil’s schemes come to light, Kalim rises from the ashes and remains the same sweet man.

◦ It took him a while to discern if what he felt for you was platonic or romantic because he loves everyone. It was pretty hard for him and you because you loved him. You heard that he loved you, but initially not romantically. Even then, Jamil had to pull you aside after his overblot and sit you down. Explaining and illuminating everything you might be putting yourself through, Kalim Al-Asim is the son of an influential, wealthy family. They’ve experienced a surplus of attempts on the heir’s life. So by involving yourself with him, you’re putting a target on your back if you go public. People will try to kidnap you, kill you, and use you to get to Kalim and it would be reasonably easy to have you disappear because you’re not an official citizen in Twisted Wonderland. No one would know who you are, care or even look for you.

This honestly scares the shit out of you daily ever since you started to date, but that only means you have to keep an eye on yourself. Kalim’s very physically affectionate and loves to gift-giving. He has the money and loves to see you smile. You still have to remind him to stop being so pushy with his helpfulness. Despite how kind and sweet he is, Kalim still naive and clumsy, but he’s trying to become wise and clever like Jamil. He doesn’t want you to build up negative emotions towards him when he has the power to nip it in the bud.

◦ Malleus is the most curious about you and your circumstance. But because he’s not used to being in human society nor interacting with mortals, he can be dicey; it’s not out of pure meanness, but he has a different way of showing his amusement. He’s been sparsely meeting you throughout the school year, and every time his curiosity is piqued. You’re a nonverbal child of man that uses your body and other equipment to help you communicate.

Your expressive eyes telling the heir apparent makes the Fae let out an amused chuckle. He’s never interacted with anyone quite like you, and he says it often, but you’re not sure if that’s a compliment or demeaning in some form. Like Kalim, Draconia’s slitted pupils dilate as he regards you cordially. If you use a text-to-speech device, he’ll ask you more questions, gently prodding you for information about his foreign item. He’ll explain that his country doesn’t have the technology or most of his citizens don’t see a need to communicate through them because the Valley of Thorns is bursting with magical energy and his people. But it does seem to be with you to be an educational experience. He is the future king, so he ought to be knowledgeable in all areas of life.

◦ But, Malleus may consider your essential items like human toys on occasion. That’s when you need to step in and tell him they aren’t toys, and the way he treats them, you, to a certain extent, aren’t ok. He regards you as being some play-thing, or a child is demeaning. Which you most definitely are not.

He’ll blink once as a startled expression paints his face. He didn’t know how he acted made him feel bad. He’ll apologize, and while it’s shorter than you’d like, the way his eyes shone with genuine worry and sorrow was telling. Most students at NRC rarely approach him and act as if they were friends without some other motive; he was scared that how he worked, he’d lose that one person that wasn’t afraid of him due to inaptitude of human etiquette.

◦ Thankfully, you stuck with him, and Malleus adjusted his attitude. Sometimes he catches himself with mean quips but doesn’t think you’re off the hook too soon. He’ll prod you about other things, still prideful and arrogant airs around you. Once you get over this misunderstanding, Malleus would like to show how his people communicate differently, mainly using magic or foreign tongues. Still, he does remark only the elder Fae tend to speak those languages. Your eyes brightly gleam with amazement. Your infectious excitement makes the Fae chuckle. Malleus’ demonstrated his magical prowess, colored smoke forms into words and pictures, helping him show you how his people communicate. While not the same as yours, he slowly starts to respect and see things as you see them.

◦ Your relationship with Malleus is a slow burn because he is the future king of his kingdom, and he puts the well-being of his people far above his own. On the other hand, you’re a stranger to this world even more so you understand his responsibility toward his people, and you don’t push your feelings on him, but you do make them known. He’s not dense as Kalim, but he’s not well versed with human courting rituals, but he’s reserved because of how his people may act, and like Asim, your life is threatened. Malleus is quite vigilant towards you, considerate, and like Riddle, protective. He’s a fae to be feared for his social status and magical power, so whoever dares cross you or him. At the same time, he won’t be impulsive. His mere presence is overwhelming in itself—Malleus’ voice booms as the raven-haired narrows his eyes, glaring at the perpetrator.

◦ The dorm leader’s relationship is well hidden, even among his fellow dorm students. Lilia and Silver are the ones that know your relationship, Sebek’s nativity and bias toward humans make him blind to what his lord and the prefect have together. Malleus finds your carefree, enthusiastic personality a well-needed repose. He painfully knows he’s lonely and distant from even his mentor, Lilia. Malleus still feels that way, but perhaps it’s the way you’ve told him that you think lonesome sometimes comforts your boyfriend. He loves to provide for you, you only tell him what you want, and you will receive. He wants to make you happy and to stay with him, so Malleus will do what you want more.

Taglist: @rrasado, @millybesippin, @hey-its-cweepy, @luvielle, @citirusu, @angry-strawberry-pie

#twst x reader #kalim x reader #malleus x reader #leona x reader #riddle x reader #sherbet writes #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #kalim al asim #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland #sherbet’s headcanons #twst kalim #twst malleus #twst leona #twst riddle #disney twisted wonderland

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I think I'm maybe a bit egotistical abt my own AU's but if I'm not who will be. anyways. thinking again

#vwoop.noises #bc of medusa's post about religious phil #cause hes. he's a little church fellow #and tchno is unreasonably harsh about it but comes around because hes Literally Like 10 #and sometimes a life-long friendship is a polite-but-wary child and a church fellow with his cards kept to his chest.#hes less of a child. but the first part to be written. first encounter.#and all of this to say you were absolutely right. religious phil beloved #(HES A BIT MEAN BC OF IN STORY WORLDBUILDING I DO NOT HC C!TCHNO AS INVALIDATING OF RELIGION)#but yknow. if there is a deity why is my village suffering.#phil who isnt even a preacher hes just dating a goddess: uhhhh idk man

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depravitymoon · 2 years

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Yandere Risotto Spicy Imagine (Revised)

Warning: Size difference, dubious, Stockholm syndrome, Not SFW, c###warming, mention of being kidnapped.

Author's Note: Had to re-post this due to Tumblr's tagging problem. Also, I added more ideas.

Size Difference and general Yandere Risotto HC

Imagine you’re a tiny darling that got kidnapped by Risotto. You’re like between 4'8 and 5'4. Yes, I know that 4'8 and 5'4 is a large range. Point is, you’re super small compared to Risotto. No, I will not believe the anime’s ‘confirmed height' for Risotto.

Risotto knows his height and demeanor intimidate you. He loves it.

He loves you and wants you to warm up to him, but your initial fears turn him on. Also, it keeps you from fighting him.

Risotto isn't a sadist, but he is brutal.

He demands obedience, and if he has to repeat himself, you're not going to like the punishment.

Assuming you've been a good darling, he wants to treat you!

He wants to take the "relationship" to the next level, but he knows it'll be scary for you.

Now, he likes to scare you, but he doesn't want to traumatize you (unless you're misbehaving).

One day, Risotto had tedious paperwork to do that he was about to pass onto Ghiaccio or Prosciutto, but then he got a great idea!

Risotto: Do what I say and you’ll be fine. You know what happens if you don’t. I’m not going to ask you to do something unreasonable.

Also Risotto: Keep my dick in you while I work. Darling: THIS IS UNREASONABLE! Risotto: Shut up.

C##kwarming time!

That idea leads you to your current situation.

Risotto forces you on his lap, pushing your panties aside, rubbing his massive cock against your folds, soaking in your juices.

You whimper from fear and from his foreplay.

You: R-R-Risotto, we really can't! It's too big! Risotto: That's why you need the practice.

Risotto lowers you down and sinks his dick into you.

You cry from just the tip in. If you weren't a virgin, Risotto certainly made you feel like one again.

He sinks further in, and you forget how to breathe.

Then, for the first time ever, Risotto gives you praise.

"Good girl," he coos as if you're a pet. Just, instead of a head pat, you get gentle clit rubs.

You keep begging Risotto to stop, "You're ripping me in half."

You have no idea how much your words are turning him on.

Eventually, your pussy swallowed up his cock to the base.

You grip onto his desk, trembling, trying to steady your breathing.

"Don't be overdramatic," he says, "I can't concentrate with you whining like that."

You bite your lip, knowing that Risotto won't be so gentle if you push your luck.

Risotto rubs your clit again, pitying you. "There there."

After a couple of minutes, you settled down.

Your face is completely flushed.

You never expected that you'd be doing this with your kidnapper, nor that you'd enjoy it.

He prepped you well.

The pain of your walls being stretched quickly fades.

You whimper, feeling his thick cock massage your walls.

Pleasure clouds your mind.

You avoid the clock on the wall, not wanting to see just how long you've endured this torture.

You became desperate.

You tried to beg Risotto to move and fuck you with no mercy.

"R-R-R-Risotto-"

"No."

The Capo barely paid you any mind.

He was very concentrated on his papers. It's almost as if he forgot he was inside of you. Almost.

There were times when he'd still pat your clit, massage your breasts, leave love bites on your neck, and thrust a bit.

He even wiped your drool off without complaints.

He was so proud at how you're taking his dick that he even smirks.

Risotto: I'd normally give this to Proscuitto or Ghiaccio, but you've made paperwork more interesting. Thank you.

Risotto's praise of you made your heart skip a beat.

This is the nicest the Capo has been since he forced you to live with him.

Could you be falling for this scary man?

Sure, he kidnapped you and put you in a constant state of fear.

However……

He's done more for you than most people in your life. Clearly, he does care for you in his own twisted mafioso hitman way.

And you've never been fucked like this before! You were on cloud nine!

Well, you WERE considering falling in love……until the door opened.

La Squadra walking in.

Ghiaccio

Risotto called him to his room to look over some papers, and poor ice boy immediately realized that you were getting fucked. Ghiacchio looked at Risotto, disgusted, and cursed him out. Risotto just stood there, silent, but Ghiaccio could spot the small smirk forming. Then he left in anger, "YOU'RE A CREEP!" and slammed the door shut.

Pesci

The polite mafioso tried knocking first. Risotto says, "come in," and Pesci starts giving important info. Then he noticed weird things. You're in Capo's lap, embarrassed and flustered, whimpering and moaning. When Pesci asked what was wrong, Risotto merely said, "She's adjusting." Pesci left the room confused, the pure boy not understanding what was happening.

Formaggio and Illuso

They'd have the same reaction. They come in after hearing from the others what Risotto is doing. Risotto is irked, but he takes the time to tease you with the other two. You're in tears from humiliation. Risotto thrusts in you a bit to force you to be lewd in front of Cheese boy and Mirror boy. Risotto warns them to NEVER touch you because you're his.

Proscuitto

He gets called in by Risotto and immediately realizes what was happening but doesn't say shit about it. He just brings up a pleasant conversation. However, he pays close attention to how your reaction, observing your docile demeanor. Proscuitto understands Risotto, one dom to another. Then Proscuitto ends the conversation with, "Nice to see she's trained."

Melone

Barges in to see what's happening. Licks his lips and starts fondling his own nipples. Then, he asks invasive questions about you and Risotto. The Capo sometimes answers, but Risotto mostly leaves an uneasy silence in the air. Melone is the one member that gets kicked out of the room, especially after bringing up fertility and making it awkward.

Epilouge

For a moment, your fear washed away and you were filled with anger.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?! Why would you do that?! Isnt it enough you forced me to do this?!”

Risotto holds in a chuckle from your reaction. He gets up and bends you over his desk.

“Here’s your reward.”

Risotto pulls out, rams you full of cock, and you start to see stars.

“Everyone needs to know that you’re mine.”

#Yandere #jojo's bizarre adventure #Vento Aureo #Yandere Risotto #Yandere Risotto Nero #Risotto Nero #Risotto x Reader #Risotto Nero x Reader #Yandere Risotto x Reader #Yandere Risotto Nero x Reader #Not SFW #dark headcanons #Yandere Imagine #Imagine

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mondegreenlad · 3 years

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An Analysis on a Meta regarding She/Her c!Wilbur Headcanons

Authored by Mondegreenlad and Ela_VII

October 24th, 2021

This is an analysis of @/zannolin’s meta on the she/her c!Wilbur discourse. OP makes a case against the headcanon. The purpose of this paper is to analyze OP’s argument and propose verdicts for individual points.

This is not an attack on OP’s character; this is a response to her argument. The purpose of this paper is not meant to be seen as hate or harassment toward the OP. Harassment over this issue, toward OP or others, is vile and unacceptable. If you feel that the authors of this analysis have been disrespectful or are speaking improperly, please don’t hesitate to message us asking for clarification and/or changes. If you have any other sources or perspectives on this issue that you would like us to include, please message us.

For the purposes of this analysis, Source will be congruent to the original meta written by @/zannolin, and Verdict will be the two authors’ position on the matter.

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Why OP believes that she/her c!Wilbur headcanons are problematic

Because it's misgendering Wilbur’s character

Source: “a lot of trans people are uncomfortable with the headcanons going on and their implications”, “using she/her for a character who goes by he/him is misgendering.”, “genderbending/etc is a very uncomfortable topic for a lot of people under the trans umbrella”, “it carries themes of misgendering or is just outright misgendering as a whole”

Verdict: Arguable. Misgendering cis people is not okay. If Wilbur’s character was cis and used he/him pronouns solely, it would be disrespectful to change his pronouns. However, there has been confirmation neither that c!Wilbur is cis nor that c!Wilbur uses he/him pronouns solely.

Because it excludes other identities that c!Wilbur could have

Source: “if you look at someone who is unlabelled (and honestly the most “applicable” queer hc for c!wilbur, currently, is probably unlabelled) and say ‘oh okay so your pronouns are she/her’ or ‘you’re nblm’ or ‘you’re nonbinary’ or anything of the sort? you are misgendering that person”

Verdict: Incorrect. Personal headcanons are not likely to exclude other identities because they are⁠—by definition⁠—personal and headcanons. If fans were pushing Wilbur to make his character use she/her pronouns solely, then this point would be correct. However, there is no evidence of that happening and the request sounds unreasonable in general.

Because trans people have been attacked for voicing differing opinions about she/her c!Wilbur

Source: “there are people I have seen and dealt with, and who my friends have also seen and dealt with, who will wholeheartedly call you transphobic for so much as not liking/agreeing with their headcanons, much less trying to express legitimate issues with them”, “it has caused a lot of trans people serious discomfort, and has led to unnecessary and unsolicited harassment when people attempt to talk about it”, “(there is a) current tendency to harass, mock, and ignore trans people who want to talk about these problems”

Verdict: Arguable. Most likely correct, but this is a large part of the argument that is cited many times only through hand-wavey terms, such as “many people I know” and “friends I’ve talked to”. This would be stronger if there were specifics or evidence behind the claim. We acknowledge that the OP did receive harassment for posting this meta, but we are unable to determine if that was over the argument and the language used or because of the OP’s statements that they were uncomfortable with the headcanon. Specifics in the forms of evidence of other individuals receiving harassment for stating they were uncomfortable with it made prior to the time of the original meta being published would suffice.

It makes Wilbur uncomfortable because he didn't give “enthusiastic” consent

Source: “for CCs to have to throw up their hands and say, well since I can’t stop you from doing something I’m uncomfortable with, at the very least I just don’t want to see it.”

Verdict: Arguable. The above quote implies that Wilbur responded that way in regards to queer headcanons. While he didn’t seem to give enthusiastic consent, he did give consent. It is his responsibility to not give consent or to revoke consent if he is not comfortable with this.

It makes Wilbur uncomfortable because he didn't intend to portray this character in that way

Source: “cc!wilbur did not actively intend to portray his character as queer (and said as much)”

Verdict: Arguable. While Wilbur has confirmed that he did not intend to portray his character in any specific way, intentions can change. Just because the DSMP began as a way for the Dream Team to test the new snapshot and have fun with their friends does not mean it can’t change over time. The same applies to the contributors and their characters on the server.

It is either misgendering or truthing the content creator because Wilbur’s character is based on his real-life self

Source: “you cannot fully separate the character from the CC”, “a great deal of the lore has been spur of the moment, and interspersed with CCs just hanging out and being their ‘normal’ selves, not necessarily ‘in character’ but it is still drawn on for characterization”, “(a) large percentage of the fanbase draws from IRL content”

Verdict: Incorrect. None of the fans know Wilbur in real life/without his streamer persona, so to say that what we see on the screen is his “normal” self is assuming that OP knows Wilbur personally. Nobody who does not know Wilbur in real life has any basis to say whether this is accurate or inaccurate. He has stated the following:

“...Regarding gender anatomical art, I don't remember saying I don't like that, I don't really care. I don't really connect myself to what I put out on the screen anymore, I wouldn’t really mind.” (VOD)

If you attempt to argue against his statement, you are effectively saying that you know him better than he knows himself.

To continue this point, by using the terms c! and cc! there is a direct separation of the two. By using those terms, they are separated.

It is willfully ignoring canon queer rep because the reason these headcanons are made is because people are discontent with current representation in the DSMP

Source: “people want to headcanon what they want, and we are in a very large very accepting very queer community, and people want rep.”

Verdict: Arguable. It does not make sense that all headcanons are made for the purpose of “creating” or “forcing” representation. While many fans are likely using this headcanon to feel more connected with Wilbur’s character, it is unlikely that any of them believe their headcanon is a true or accurate representation.

It is willfully ignoring canon queer rep because fans are solely watching Wilbur or are prioritizing Wilbur over CCs like Ponk, Niki, Antfrost, Puffy, Eret, etc.

Source: “it’s genuinely baffling to me that people would rather headcanon a cishet cc/character to be queer instead of watch an actual queer CC”, “why headcanon diversity when there are actual real people you can watch?”

Verdict: Incorrect. Without sources or data, OP is in no position to say that her audience is ignoring queer content creators on the DSMP in favor of watching Wilbur. No data is provided that proves this.

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Important point: If you are uncomfortable with a headcanon, that is completely ok. OP states that they and their friends are uncomfortable with the headcanon. That is perfectly ok. No one is saying you must or must not headcanon anything. However, being uncomfortable with a headcanon doesn’t make it immoral, incorrect, or means it crosses CC boundaries.

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Why this isn’t a strong argument

OP uses a straw man fallacy to argue that headcanoning different pronouns is comparable to LGBTQ+ erasure, saying “can you imagine the backlash if someone were to say ‘I headcanon c!eret as cishet!’? they would be drawn and quartered for all to see,”.

OP claims to not endorse the weaponization of identities, and yet throughout the paper uses their identity to shield themselves from criticism. We acknowledge that this is not weaponization, however both of the authors find this a poor establishment of credibility.

OP also uses a slippery slope fallacy (as covered in the second point in the next section. We felt it best to include it there because of the language attached to that point).

Lack of evidence provided, general baseless argument. Where data is needed, data is not provided (as stated in the first section of the paper).

Claiming that the meta was a personal catalogue but structuring it as an argument, then saying that discussion about it was closed. This is not a catalogue, as nothing is catalogued.

Some readers interpreted this as transmisogyny. Neither of the authors can accurately speak on the matter, so if you have insight or opinions, please message us.

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OP’s choice in tone, language, and implications

OP throughout the paper uses language that demeans the reader and/or people who endorse the headcanon.

“but here’s an apparently mind-boggling (/s) concept: you can deal with it.”

This is an instance of mocking those who disagree with OP’s point.

OP uses the slippery slope fallacy to imply that individuals who subscribe to this headcanon can often come close to CC truthing, stated here:

“I hope some of you have stopped and realized how uncomfortably close to CC truthing queer headcanons can stray. please note that I am not accusing people of truthing, I am not saying you are, I am not saying you are a bad person if you have headcanons. but I want to point out that it often starts down that road, and it can get out of hand.”

Firstly, this is a use of the slippery slope fallacy (Slippery Slope). Secondly, this is a tremendous and very serious implication, with absolutely no sources or examples provided. The only instances either authors can think of in regards to genuine queer CC truthing is people truthing that cc!Tubbo and cc!Ranboo are in a romantic relationship, and people truthing that cc!Tommyinnit is a transwoman. Both of these communities are miniscule and hardly prominent in this larger MCYT community, but consistently cross CC boundaries and invade their privacy.

Therefore, truthing is a very serious implication for the OP to make, especially with no evidence. It is grouping people with a headcanon about a fictional character together with people who maliciously invade the privacy of and speculate about content creators for their own personal gain. These are wildly different and it would be rude and inaccurate to compare the two, especially with no evidence provided for this circumstance.

OP mentions another instance of supposed CC truthing:

“people are increasingly not having ‘small personal headcanons’ but are borderline or full truthers, who are shoving their agenda in people’s faces, who are spreading misinformation, proclaiming things to be ‘canon,’ and harassing people who try to speak up about any issues with said headcanons.”

This is a huge generalization and claim with no evidence provided.

OP implies that individuals think that being cishet is bad or wrong and, in the same point, demeans the reader:

“but being cishet is not inherently a bad thing. your sexuality and gender identity are not indicators of your worth as a person or your morality. you can be lgbtq+ and still be a piece of shit, I’m sorry if this is the first time you’re hearing this, but it’s true.”

Headcanoning a character as queer does not mean cishet people are bad. If people have said that "being cishet is inherently bad'' when referring to if people were genuinely uncomfortable with cishet content creators, then why would they continue to consume content or support those creators? OP also says “I’m sorry if this is the first time you're hearing this” which implies that the reader is not well-read or exposed to other ideas, which is a rude assumption.

OP uses generally demeaning language and name calling to shut down those who disagree with their argument:

“I understand being defensive and the extreme embarrassment, shame, and discomfort that comes from being wrong or realizing there are problems with things you like. truly, I do. and as a neurodivergent person, I understand how absolutely shitty it feels. but you know what’s more shitty? trying to shut down people who are raising genuine issues with things like this. in this specific case, ignoring trans people who are trying to talk about it, or outright attacking them. telling trans people they’re the transphobic ones. just generally being a fucking dick about it?”

Firstly, to imply that the people who uphold this headcanon should be embarrassed, ashamed, and uncomfortable is odd. Despite stating in the first paragraph “I am not here to tell you what you can and can’t headcanon; I am not here to tell you that you are a bad person. I’m not trying to shut you down; I want to make you aware of the problems”, OP is very clearly using demeaning and rude language to shut down people who disagree. This is contradictory to their statement that they are just trying to raise awareness.

Secondly, saying “trying to shut down people who are raising genuine issues with things like this. in this specific case, ignoring trans people who are trying to talk about it, or outright attacking them. telling trans people they’re the transphobic ones,” implies that all the people who uphold this headcanon are participating in harassment. While there has been hate toward the OP (the authors of this analysis do not condone harassment of any kind), that does not mean that every single person who endorses this headcanon is doing this. This is a generalization of the people that uphold the headcanon.

Overall, OP’s meta uses inflammatory language and the authors of this paper find it unacceptable. We will note that the OP has apologized for some of the wording on Twitter (Statement) but we felt it important to cover these instances nonetheless because they affect the ethos of the entire original argument. We would also like to note that, while the authors of this analysis find this use of language unacceptable, we do not condone any harassment towards the OP regarding their selection of language.

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Summary

Tl:dr; OP is personally uncomfortable with she/her c!Wilbur headcanons, and tried to decry these headcanons by arguing that they misgender c!Wilbur and cc!Wilbur, make cc!Wilbur and trans fans uncomfortable, and show an ignorance of queer content creators. Many of these points stretch the truth, and little to no evidence is provided. Readers were upset by the way OP argued her point, and some tried to shame her on social media sites through the use of quote retweets, private quote retweets, direct messages, and anonymous asks.

This paper analyzed the argument presented in the meta and determined it fails due to a lack of evidence, baseless claims, name-calling, and use of logical fallacies. However, we acknowledge that the OP and anyone else may feel however they choose about the headcanon regardless of the argument’s success.

Monde’s takeaway; I don’t think OP’s argument is strong in any way, and I don't appreciate the callous language used. However, I am far more disgusted by the way people responded to this. It is quite easy to see that this is a personal opinion, albeit poorly presented. Many people should not have acted in the ways they did, including (but not limited to) sending death threats, resorting to name-calling (e.g. “braindead”, “weirdo”, “grow up”, “bozo”, “pathetic”, “(...) need professional mental help”, “freaks”, and “dumb as hell”), harassing OP (e.g. continuing to private quote retweet her even though that’s generally accepted as something that people don’t feel comfortable with), minimizing the impact of pronouns on trans people’s experiences of gender (e.g. saying “its (sic) just PRONOUNS”), using ad hominem argument (e.g. attacking OP’s personal characteristics⁠⁠—such as her age⁠—instead of countering her actual argument), and wishing ill will on OP (e.g. “please lose your Lovejoy follow”). I hope that the people who acted in these ways will refrain from doing so in the future.

Ela’s takeaway; This was an interesting read. I will assert that no one has to like all headcanons. OP is perfectly within their rights to not like, endorse, or support this headcanon for any reason or lack thereof! No one is obligated to like anything in fiction. I will note that I do endorse this headcanon, so there is a bias there. As with Monde, I condone no harassment of any sort towards the OP or anyone else. If anyone has any issues with this paper please feel free to contact me.

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TO REITERATE: Do not send hate to OP or anyone else. If you have any comments or criticism, please message one of the authors of this analysis:

@mondegreenlad on Twitter and Tumblr

@ela_vii on Twitter and @enceladia7 on Tumblr

#fan discourse #fan studies #dsmp #dsmp meta #transphobia tw #misgendering tw #dsmp discourse #discourse #she/her wilbur #headcanon discourse #mcyttwt #mcyttwt critical

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dreamsclock · 3 years

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for requests (so sorry if this is late, ignore it if it is): tommy and enderwalk!ranboo, some hurt/comfort after a nightmare maybe? idk I’ve always hc enderwalk as rlly affectionate because I Need These Vibes. sentence 6 but less angsty?

this is a sprawling mess fhdejhsf my apologies gl with everything!

I RLLY ENJOYED WRITING THIS ONE !!! i’m not very good at writing c!ranboo, but practise makes perfect - and i had a load of fun, as usual, writing c!tommy, who is probably my favourite character to write !! and hurt/comfort with mostly comfort isn’t something i usually write either so this was super fun :]

i incorporated sign language into this though i don’t speak sign, so i hope all portrayals of it were accurate !! i did research into it a little but of course my limited research isn’t going to be completely accurate - i hope nothing was offensive, and please reach out and let me know if it was !! i plan on learning sign soon but as for now my knowledge is limited jkadssjd

prompt: “forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.” (REQUESTS CLOSED)

warnings - hurt/comfort (mostly comfort), trauma, nightmares, indications of c!wilbur critical + c!quackity critical, implied c!dream critical (talking about c!tommy’s trauma), explosion mention, injury mention, PTSD, brief panic attack, happy ending

This is how Ranboo finds Tommy late that night - curled up in a ball with his hands fisted in his hair roughly, breathing shallow and erratic.

He’s been staying at Snowchester for a while now, a couple of days turning into weeks with Tommy’s excuses growing lamer and more ridiculous by the minute - “I’m mourning Big Q not letting me gamble,” he’d told Tubbo that morning lazily between hungry bites of breakfast, “I’m gonna stay longer, bee boy.” Ranboo is convinced that isn’t the real reason he’s staying, especially in his Enderwalk state as he is right now, but he’s not about to pry into Tommy’s private life, not after everything (so maybe he’s still feeling unreasonably reasonably guilty about helping Dream when his mentor had been one of Tommy’s main abusers, so sue him, he’s not heartless, contrary to what his ‘awake self’ thinks).

But as much as he refuses to pry, he also refuses to ignore clear signs of distress.

Like right now.

Tommy’s whole body tenses when Ranboo sits down across from him, but he doesn’t lift his head to look at the intruder to his makeshift room - a mattress strung on the floor of the main room and a blanket thrown to the other side of the room. Ranboo wonders if he’s crying, wonders what he should do if he is. Tubbo is physically clingy when he’s upset most of the times, but even he gets occasions where the slightest touch makes him worse. He knows Tommy is the opposite, and knows, regretfully, as much as he wants to embrace him, that it won’t help. Not right now.

He settles for a question, hands fluttering in sign as he speaks. “Nightmare?”

Tommy’s face doesn’t emerge from the depths of his palms. “What’s it fucking look like?” He mutters, but it’s not aggressive. He sounds drained. “Use your brains, memory boy.”

“Wanna talk about it?” Ranboo offers, keeping his voice casual. “Discuss or distract?”

That’s the system the three of them have very loosely established. Discuss or distract: because there are times when talking about issues is too much, and tonight looks to be one of those times. The little of Tommy’s face he can see is ashen and drawn, and when he twitches at the sound of Ranboo’s voice, Ranboo very gently touches Tommy’s shoulder and, when he shifts enough so he’s staring at the floor, Ranboo moves his hands where Tommy can see.

Discuss or distract? He asks again, through sign this time, because Tommy’s hearing has been sensitive since exile, an explosion wrecking one of them and leaving him sensitive to noise, and he knows he’s made the right decision when tension slides out of Tommy’s shoulders.

“Distract,” he says, lowly, and he moves his hands enough to slowly sign it back, enough to make Ranboo feel encouraged, “Michael.”

Ranboo has to smile. One relationship he’d never thought he’d see flourish had been the bond between Tommy and Michael - for someone who complained about children all the time, Tommy had befriended Michael quicker than he or Tubbo had thought. So he’s more than happy to fill him in on Michael. He talks about his son’s developments, his and Tubbo’s race to get him to say Dad or Papa, the pranks Michael is beginning to pull, his and Tubbo’s uncertainty about letting him outside - with everything going on, Ranboo explains, it doesn’t feel safe to yet. But he’s getting too old to keep in the house - it’s not the best, but it’s the only solution we have right now.

Tommy’s face, removed from his hands as Ranboo had continued, is blotchy and pale, but growing in liveliness as Ranboo signs his way through each sentence. He hates being stuck in there, Tommy signs back to him, and Ranboo notes the tremor in his hands is beginning to disappear from when he’d signed first that night, should take him on walks every week or two weeks. Or-

His eyes light up.

Build an underground area for him, he signs, movements sloppy and excited, like a playroom. Build a garden underground, let him see trees and water and shit. Like a training room but for the outside world.

Ranboo blinks, and then grins. Are you offering to build it for us? He teases. Tommy, that’s so thoughtful of you.

Forget it, Tommy signs back with his signature scowl, you’re a fucking asshole.

But he’s rolling his eyes, and though they’re red-rimmed, they’re not the dull grey colour they had been before, and Ranboo counts that as a win.

They spend most of the remainder of the night signing about plans for the underground area, and Ranboo has to admit, it’s a good idea. He even writes it down so he doesn’t forget when he switches back to his ‘awake state’ - he doesn’t miss the delight that crosses Tommy’s face when he tells him he doesn’t want to forget his idea.

You don’t have to pretend it’s good, Tommy tells him with an eye roll, most of what I does fails, I know that.

Ranboo pretends not to be caught off guard by the self deprecation, and tries to roll with it as best he can. That’s not true, he signs casually, your hotel looks good. It hasn’t failed.

Tommy scoffs. “’S Jack’s hotel,” he mutters, “not mine any more.”

“Things you build don’t fail because of you,” Ranboo switches back to using his voice for a moment, sincere, firm, “they fail because other people tear them down. That’s what happened with L’Manburg, right?”

“L’Manburg was Wilbur’s, Ranboo,” Tommy sighs, and he looks so old for a minute, so worn - Ranboo forgets sometimes that Tommy is seventeen, forgets that he’s been through so much in so little time, “it was never mine.”

This isn’t true. Everyone knows this isn’t true, surely, because L’Manburg had been everyone’s, but there’s nobody Ranboo associates the old L’Manburg with more than Tommy. And he shows him so - making sure he has his attention, Ranboo signs his name, not using letters, but using the motions for flower, and does the same to sign L’Manburg: a sign him and Tubbo had unconsciously developed months ago. A flower for Tommy, a flower for the old L’Manburg. Manberg is an explosion, New L’Manberg is promises (the same sign, coincidentally, he used to use for Tubbo until he chose a better one) and the war-days of L’Manburg, when they’re spoken about in sign, are represented with a simple broken promise. Tommy is flowers, early days L’Manburg is flowers, and for the first time, Ranboo sees Tommy make the connection, watches his face transform into something surprised and confused and painfully, quietly hopeful.

Allium, Ranboo signs carefully, I gave you it for a reason.

Tommy looks like he’s going to cry. He resorts to opening his mouth, closing it again, before shuffling over to let Ranboo sit closer to him. Ranboo, with silent permission from Tommy, wraps an arm around him, and pulls the blanket over them to keep them warm. Snowchester is painfully cold even in the mildest of summer nights. Tommy’s lips had been going a pale blue colour. Tommy grumbles and complains about Ranboo being too tall, about Ranboo’s limbs being everywhere, about Ranboo - but doesn’t budge from his position, staying exactly where he is. If he signs thank you to Ranboo, and uses the sign for flower for his name too, then Ranboo only feels warmth blossom in his heart, and stays silent about it.

This is how Tubbo finds Tommy the next morning - curled up at Ranboo’s side, a blanket draped over both of them, Tommy’s head leaning on Ranboo’s shoulder, breathing deep and even and a look of peace painting his face youthful.

Tubbo smiles, and backs out of the room. He’ll leave them a little longer to sleep.

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proffbon · 3 years

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i've held this headcanon that c!schlatt does the sheep behavior of headbutting—aggressive headbutts are for when he snaps out or has an outburst from trying to maintain a dignified image, which happens frequently

whereas affectionate headbutting is only reserved for the people he feels comfortable being vulnerable around, the only known person being his one friend connor

thoughts? from what i've seen there's lots of headbutt hcs for tubbo but not for schlatt—hell where are the ones for puffy?

Yooooooooooo, I’ve been wanting to bring up the headbutts agenda for so long and as well as a lot of other animal-like behavior for hybrids.

I actually have a somewhat funny headcanon regarding the ram boys. I just imagined Schlatt and Tubbo trying to headbutt each other while arguing and it sounded unreasonably funny to me. And then I kinda expanded on that and I imagine they don't actually seriously try to hit each other (because Tubbo is supposed to respect Schlatt or at least pretend to do so, and Schlatt is being a big ol' pussy about fighting and trying to control his animal-like behavior), they just angrily stomp at each other, shoving their horns in each other's face. But at some point, they do it at the same time and actually bonk heads. And it fucking hurts (because, you know, they are hybrids, not real sheep) and then both of them just lay on the ground in pain.

Regarding affectionate headbutts, Schlatt would get ABSOLUTELY embarrassed if he ever let himself do it. This is a strictly behind-the-closed-doors behavior. This one fic I’m writing actually starts with a scene of Quackity feeling someone suddenly bumping into him only to find out that it’s Schlatt poking his head into Big Q’s back. I initially wrote it as just Schlatt being silly because he is tired + a little bit drunk + alone with Quackity, but then I realized that I just subconsciously wrote him headbutting Quackity in Schlatt’s moment of vulnerability.

With Connor tho he would be absolutely delighted to exchange affectionate headbutts, he'll be as playful as a little lamb. Although, of course, only if he isn't supposed to be putting on his facade at the time, then he will try to restrict himself to the best of his abilities.

#dream smp #dsmp #jschlatt #c!jschlatt #schlatt #c!schlatt

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phrynewrites · 2 years

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Jasco GWB 4, 9 & 10 HCs if you'd be so kind!

Any kindness for you, anon!

4. Angry headcanon

Jasmine is *expressive* with her anger. Any little thing could set her off and send her seething. She’ll pave around the apartment, angrily completing chores (angrily feeding Aveyah and Theo, angrily boiling pasta water, angrily hanging up jackets.) Bosco waits until she comes close, blows off some steam, and then opens their arms to her, ending her pacing and usually her anger.

Jasmine gets most angry and upset about being underestimated by new people at the studio, who see her slightly ditzy attitude and asking many questions as being stupid and bad before they’ve even seen her dance

While Jasmine is usually done being angry in a few minutes, Bosco holds onto grudges much longer, letting the anger simmer until they can plan the downfall of the person who made them angry. Jasmine genuinely still fears for the professor who gave Bosco’s sculpture final project a C-, calling it “juvenile and reductive” during their junior year of college.

Bosco will however, immediately lose it on anyone who hurts another person while they’re working. Any dude who tries to hurt some poor unsuspecting girl at the bar gets thrown out and threatened with legal action and also Bosco personally snapping their dick off.

9. Childhood headcanon

Bosco misses their childhood home in Montana very much, even if they don’t let on about it. Sure, they faced some bullying in school, they were always considered weird, but they miss riding their horse out in the open, driving around with friends late at night, and their mother’s cooking.

While Bosco recreates Jasmine’s childhood birthday cake for her birthday (see other headcanons), Jasmine brings Bosco up to a horse ranch for their birthday, knowing they’d appreciate being able to ride again. Bosco teared up a bit at the sight of a brown horse that looked like Ted, their horse back home.

Jasmine’s parents didn’t understand her at first, but now they’re fairly close. Jasmine and Bosco typically visit Jasmine’s family for the holidays.

When visiting Jasmine’s family, Bosco sees Jasmine’s room, which was about as pink and sparkly as they expected. They did not, however, expect to find Jasmine’s old diary, detailing exactly which girl from history class she wished she could go to prom with. They tease her entirely, reading passages aloud until Jasmine tackles them and rips the book away.

Nonetheless, Jasmine allows Bosco to take it back to NYC with them. Jasmine will occasionally do dramatic readings from it when she’s drunk.

10. Sleep headcanon

Bosco is either dead to the world before noon (when they work bar shifts) or up before Jasmine, making coffee and whistling to 00’s punk music (when they work coffee shop shifts or have to do bar inventory).

Jasmine is basically hardwired to wake up at 5 am. On the weekends, Jasmine lays in bed, awake, playing with a sleeping Bosco’s hair, shifting their positions, and poking to see if they’re still asleep. She does this until she thinks it’s reasonable to wake them up (at about 7, which Bosco finds unreasonable) by climbing on top of Bosco and giving them a kiss (which Bosco finds reasonable).

Before they’re official, Jasmine would fall asleep on the couch late at night, absolutely eat from a long day of rehearsal. Bosco would then carry her to her room and tuck her in.

While they’re fake dating, when Jasmine wakes up next to Bosco, she immediately assumes they’ve had sex, even when she’s wearing clothes. Wishful thinking much?

When they’re official, they share Jasmine’s room, converting Bosco’s into a studio space/office/cat room.

#for anon #jasco fake dating au #fake dating au #fake dating headcanon #jasco #gwb au #asks answered

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bdoubleowo · 3 years

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I have a question and you don’t have to be hella detailed about it, but how deep are you into hc vs dsmp? Which did you get into first? I’m just curious since I see both dsmp and hc posts, and I’m relatively new to your blog. -arah fren

I’ve been into hermitcraft for. Ages. Not as long as some people but still. Like back in season 5 I was watching Mumbo but I wasn’t into it seriously? and I barely remember it honestly. Season six was when I really got into it, I watched about half way through and drew fanart and shit (on a different now long abandoned blog I shared with a friend) but I fell off of it. Then once season 7 started I was like “oh nows a great time to hop back in!” And I watched Grian consistently for the rest of the season.

I watched some of Dream’s videos around that time, but it was more “they keep showing up in my recommended but I barely remember who this guy is” but then he fell off my recommended and I stopped watching. I think I really got into him in October, but not in relation to the smp. Just manhunt and shit (in my fact checking I stumbled across this:

which. Lmao)

Can’t remember what happened in between exactly but Instagram kept showing me fanart of Tommy in exile and I found techno. On accident I think. He was streaming and I was like “oh is this that Smp shit?” And then he got executed and I was. Hooked

That’s why I’m unreasonably attached to bedrock bros they were my first duo. And I watched almost exclusively techno streams, and if techno wasn’t there. Sometimes Tommy. But after like. Tommy visited Dream in prison the first time I stopped watching as much. Combination of school catching up to me and just kinda falling off of it. Always meant to watch the egg lore. Never did. Now I have no idea how to start and it’s almost over now or something anyway. Still catch the ever elusive techno streams. When will my little oink oink come back from hibernation? Also I have mixed feelings on cc!Dream now which is fun.

During hcbbs was like. When I suddenly plunged deep into hc I had to watch everyone’s pov I had to know the LORE and then I got burned out and went back to just Grian. And now I’m more stable but still watching too many.

Might get back into dsmp again? Now that Wilbur is back? I was never really there for wilby lore. But idk I don’t know if I’ll ever recapture the joy that was c!Tommy hounding Techno and healing from Dream’s abuse and maybe doing crimes but it’s okay because they had each other but they also fundamentally misunderstood each other but wanted the other to see their way of thinking until it broke because they had such different core values but while it was happening it was FUN and Like. When it’s sunny and nice out before it pours and it’s not really calm and you know the forecast but it’s nice? Idk I miss them but I get that we’ll probably never get that again after Techno teamed with Dream. But I can hope.

TL;DR: I’ve been watching hc longer. Haven’t been watching dsmp lately though

And that’s what you missed on Glee

#long post #og post #ask #arah fren anon

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switchwastaken · 3 years

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Personal Headcanons

The following are my headcanons for c!Dream and his character on this blog. I am not claiming to be Dream, this account is just for fun.

⚠️ POSSIBLE WARNINGS : Tickling

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GENERAL HCS :

- Mans is tall! He’s like 6′3 or 6′4, he hasn’t measured in a while.

- He’s got little fangs ( like sharp canine teeth but more noticeable ) and when he smiles hard enough they show.

- He has a load of scars, most notably on his arms, torso, and face. He’s not ashamed of them at all and even likes to use them as a sort of flex because he thinks it’s funny. He also likes to talk about where they came from.

- He’s super chill about having his mask off and doesn’t care if people see him without it.

- He’s very cuddly and physically affectionate.

- He is covered in freckles from head to toe, and that’s not even an understatement. This man has enough freckles to feed a small country and then some extra ones. The sun makes them come out more and so when he doesn’t wear his hoodie the freckles on his arms just pop out.

- He’s got a little bit of blonde stubble!

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LEE HEADCANONS

worst spots : sides, stomach, and thighs

⠀⠀⠀ - Dream, despite being so big and intimidating to the rest of the server, is actually unreasonably ticklish.

- He does his absolute best to hide it from everyone, even his closest friends, for fear that he might be found out and he wouldn’t be the all-powerful server owner anymore than a powerless blob that can be taken down by a few pokes to the sides.

- His tickle-laugh is a lot different from his regular laugh: while his usual laugh is wheezy and cackly, when he’s being tickled his laugh gets really high-pitched and squeaky and he only really wheezes when he’s been tickled for too long.

- He squeals. He will never admit it.

- Dream is also an absolute champion at squirming: most of the time he has to be teamed up on by two or more lers because he kicks around so much. He’s just so sensitive that he has to move or else it gets to be too much and he’ll end up babbling hysterical nonsense.

- Dream is ticklish just about everywhere but he’s most ticklish on his sides, stomach, and thighs

- If he gets tickled there he shrieks and squirms a lot harder and gets all flustered and pink in the face.

- Believe it or not, Dream is a very easily-flustered lee. Just the mention of the word ‘tickle’ makes him go pink.

- He blushes everywhere. Literally his face and his neck and ears but also his shoulders and elbows and most oddly his stomach.

- He thinks it’s kinda stupid that his stomach blushes.

- Baby talk absolutely murders him.

- One of the best ways to calm him down during any sort of episode or just a bad day is to hug him and then crawl your fingers up his sides. He will squeal and squirm and giggle hysterically and it immediately cheers him up.

- Pet names also murder him please ( especially cutie pie it’s so embarrassing to him for no reason ).

- Something else not many people know about Dream is that he honestly likes being tickled, but only by the right people.

- For example, he’s completely happy to let his close friends ( Sapnap, George, Bad, etc. ) wreck him, but someone he doesn’t know as well ( eg. Puffy or Phil ) he’s a little more shy around. He’ll enjoy the tickling either way, but he gets shy when it’s people he doesn’t fully trust.

- His favourite lers are definitely Sapnap, Bad, George, and occasionally Techno.

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LER HEADCANONS

⠀⠀⠀ - Good Lord.

- Even though Dream is a ticklish bastard he is an absolute demon when he gets to be the ler.

- It’s almost like he has a sixth sense for finding tickle spots and figuring out what kind of teasing gets to his lees the best.

- He’s very observant and so he can pick out the very foundation of a lee’s behaviour to figure out their tickle spots and how they like to be teased and literally everything about them, it’s kind of freaky.

- Speaking of teasing, Dream loves to tease.

- He’s scarily good at it, too: he can drop his voice just right to make his lees unbelievably flustered and he has every single physical movement like wiggling fingers and the flash of danger in his eyes basically down to a T.

- He may not be able to say the t-word when he’s being tickled, but good lord can he say it when he’s tickling other people. It’s like his favourite word: he likes to whisper it in his victims’ ear and make them blush or act stupid and continue to ask his lee why ‘such a fun little word’ has such an effect on them.

- His favourite kind of tickles are revenge tickles, but in close second are comfort tickles.

- Usually he employs his terrifying ler-abilities after Sapnap has tickled him or Tommy is being a brat. He’ll just crack his knuckles and grin and his victim will be off running.

- Obviously they don’t get away though.

- Dream tends to keep his mask on when he’s playing the ler, since he thinks it adds to the excitement ( it does ).

- Uses his stubble to rub against his lee’s skin and drive them crazy he thinks it’s funny.

- H U G E on pet names ( cutie pie, sunshine, etc. )

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TICKLE SPOTS

Stomach : 12/10 he is so unbelievably ticklish on his tum. most effective here are raspberries / nibbles and squeezing the little amount of squish he has. he will shriek and squeak and snort and squirm quite a bit when tickled here.

Thighs : 10/10 second worst spot here. skittering fingers make him squeal and squirm and hard squeezes make him kick. lots of squirming when it comes to thigh tickles.

Sides : 9/10 probably one of his favourites. all kinds of tickles work here and he’ll collapse into your arms while hysterically giggling. turns his limps to jelly.

Ribs / Underarms : 8/10 pretty ticklish, will get him giggling pretty hard and make him squirm a lot. he is so bad at the ‘keep your arms up’ game.

Neck : 6/10 he ends up scrunching up his nose and shoulders and leaning away from the touches. makes him very squeaky. more of a melt spot than a bad spot.

Knees : 5/10 one of the less ticklish spots but if you squeeze his knees he’ll kick and squeal. very cute would do again.

Palms : 5/10 makes him giggle really softly and makes him kinda sleepy.

Back / Shoulders : 4/10 definitely a melt spot, but if you hit a specific spot on his back near the left side of his waist he’ll make all sorts of ridiculous noises.

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ I may or may not add to this post as time goes on!

#dreamwastaken #dreamsmp #dream #dream team #dsmp #dsmp dream #dsmp tickle #tickle headcanons

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moth-based-cryptology · 3 years

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some more thots:

once race and al were watching a horror movie with a group of friends and race was scared out of his mind so al used his *epic gamer senses* and told race what tactics they use to make the scene feel scarier than it is and predicting the jump scares so he starts to relax a little. now theres a photo on twitter of race practically shaking hiding in albert while al is pointing at the screen and explaining how they changed the lighting to convey a sense of unease

al has a lip scar because he got in a fist fight with someone (al won but thats irrelevant) and his fans s w o o n e d when they saw it

in retaliation for race posting a video of him playing the keyboard, al posts one of race singing and everyone loses their minds

once when playing among us they were imposters together and they won before a body even got reported

then the round after that race vented in front of someone and got ejected before anyone was killed

athletic al hcs would be much appreciated please

also would you like my hcs for them playing multiplayer games together? i was left alone with my thots and now i have Too Many

anon has done it again THESE ARE SO GOOD

ok so,,,, everyone prepare for chandler struggling to explain her thoughts

-y e s 👏 so yk how one person will sit on the couch or something with their legs spread and someone else will sit between their legs and lean on them? al’s sitting on the floor against the couch, race is leaning back on him while al whispers to him about all the horror movie tricks. katherine, aka the one in their group with any sense of adorable romance, was the one to take and post the picture. she later posted a second picture of them STILL sitting like that, rambling about the avengers half asleep like 4 hours later because the movie ended but they were comfortable and race had finally stopped shaking.

- he’s got in plenty of fistfights (his entire friend group was loud gay theater kids and the delanceys exist, enough said) but barely any of them a c t u a l l y left any scars. the one he DOES have on his lip is on the right side of his face and literally runs across both of his lips. the story is, basically, some asshat said something to race al didn’t like, said asshat had a bottle in his hand he decided to smash, and the smashing of the bottle sent glass shards flying everyone and one of them caught al. albert then proceeded to kick the bottle of the guys hand and punch him in the face. (good job al <3) someone asked him in chat while he was streaming slight tipsy (read: drunk) and he did a very dramatic retelling of the story while race cackled in the background. and yes, everyone swooned. (suckers for a knight in shining armor AND for boys with scars, all of them)

- he does, particularly a video of race in the kitchen singing in italian while he cooks. he doesn’t even really know what songs he’s singing, just that it’s what his mom did what he was really little and it makes al melt EVERY TIME so he posted it and all the fans lost their damn minds

- yes, because they muted their mics on discord and albert told race exactly what to do. they’re always partners anyway, so the tactic was basically just double kill til the game ends. the strategy was flawless and everyone is scared of them when they both get imposter cause they’ve never lost a game that way

-and then race gets imposter next round, but with jack, and promptly vents in front of jojo cause he has no idea what he’s doing

- yessss i can talk about this all day. so albert did elite competitive gymnastics from age 4-15, roughly, and the only reason he stopped was because of a knee injury because of a bad landing during competition. he played hockey for all of middle school and high school, except sophomore year when he was dealing with that pesky gymnastics injury, and was team captain his senior year. now he plays rec hockey (kinda? he’s on the ice a couple times a week but he doesn’t always get to actually play) and does kickboxing, but also is just a crossfit guy and is at some sort of gym almost daily. (sidenote, sometimes he’ll streaming after kickboxing and still look slightly bruised and banged up, and everyone - including race - finds it like,,,,, unreasonably attractive.

- please please please please p l e a s e i love these so much

did i just ramble for way too long again? you betcha ✨ thank you for sitting through it anyway <3

#newsies #livesies #racetrack higgins #albert dasilva #never not read the tags #ralbert #chaotic red and radioactive racer #THIS IS SO FUN #i’ve very attached to this au #and i know every single little thing about these idiots #so hit me with everything you’ve got

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