#cars (i guess)

[willowstreehouse]

Not my ass thinking a 2019 car was “brand new”

ITS 5 YEARS OLD

WHAT IN GODS NAME

Time?????? Illusion.

#idek what tags to give this #cars i guess #car #cars #vroom vroom #time marches ever forward and we are helpless to stop it

[nnobodoodles]

Huh.

So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.

#if Buggy had wheels he'd go Chop-Chop Car #this might be the stupidest thing I put effort in #Anyway I love them #One Piece #Cross Guild #Dracule Mihawk #Sir Crocodile #Crocodile One Piece #Buggy the Clown #OP Spoilers #One Piece Spoilers #just to be safe #in greek we say the same thing but use “scooter” instead #which is arguably dumber #Mihawk doesn't think highly of Buggy he's just guessing the wasted potential #nnobodiusart

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

#this came to me in the shower as most great thoughts do #I’m so sorry for this LONG ASS POst #Bill Woodward #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #My mom said this was a one one two but with an extra one…. which is boxing talk I guess #Basically ‘’ tom coming in with the left hook’’ #which I’ll take as this being at least somewhat funny #tho does it count when the only people you have to ask is who you got your humor from? #Tom Houston #digital art #digital drawing #art #fanart #Hatchetfield #Tgwdlm #nightmare time #jane’s a car #Is it obvious I have no friends in this fandom except my momma??? #starkid #hatchetfield fanart #black friday #//Komic

[rivers-for-me]

Love how i didn't study shit this week yet im checking car sales like i'll ever have a chance to be an employed person with adult money and drivers license

#im close to failing chem tho #bastardcore #looking for an affordable 4x4 camper so i won't end up homeless lol #bright future but brighter headlights #shitpost #oakleycore #cars i guess #i still can't fucking drive

[findafight]

Funniest part of Charles having cancer is that my grandpa might live to see his fourth British coronation

#finda’s rambles #british royal family #not to take pleasure in someone’s misfortune buuuuuuut #he’s 97 and scoffed when commentators said it was a once in a lifetime event for some #and said it was his third. ok grandpa. show Charles who’s boss #king charles #king charles cancer #I guess I should tag so people can block this too #cancer isn’t funny but a man who has been born into privilege that has said eco fash shit and doesn’t believe in modern medication…well… #a car crash would be better though. just. y’know.

[zivazivc]

the JD loosing touch with society adventures

imagine him rattling and sweating more and more the longer this goes on

While I patiently wait for @picory to make his 'how JD and Rhonda met' animatic I had to get this stupid idea out of my system...

bonus:

next step: they steal the car

#i can't even tell if this is funny anymore i spent too much time on it #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls john dory #trolls oc #i guess #that scorpion really is a creature i created huh #i made it just so jd had something to stand on but now i kinda love the guy #i think jd would call him scorporal #i just came up with that because i'm just that good #scorporal #my art #the eric andre show #harry's car place #i don't trust like that #this clip is the only thing i think about when someone mentions jd's voice actor

[bloominglegumes]

still vibrating from watching rotb forgive me as i spout incomprehensible trash for a little while

#shiny little porsche car is so babygirl actually #i hope this doesnt count as spoilers?? #ehh in case i guess #rotb spoilers #transformers rise of the beasts #tf rotb #rotb mirage #noah diaz #my art

[spidehpig]

sleazy retired SAS now car mechanic Soap relentlessly flirting and leering at you every time you come by the shop. He’s gross and pushy, definitely a bit of a perv, but god is he so flirtatious and handsome you can’t even be bothered to push him away when he finally crowds you against the door of your own car to shove his tongue down your throat. Calloused fingers still covered in motor oil sliding past the waistband of your jeans as he kisses you with entirely too much tongue, all wet, sloppy and eager. He tastes like cigarettes and the cinnamon gum he’s always loudly smacking in your face :(

#sorry the sleazy car mechanic au was supposed to be a smutty one shot but now i’ve envisioned and outlined WAYYY too much detail for it so #it’s getting there my stupid brain just keeps thinking of more things to add #so here’s idk a small thought from the wip i guess? #cod #soap #soap x reader #soap drabble

[blended-ice]

“He’s the only one I knew that could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor.”

aka my take on Alastor and Mimzy back when they were still alive!

#I want them to be the comedic dynamic duo of all time #both have bizzare questionable morals both kill people but both care about each other #Alastor: sweetheart you can’t keep hitting people with cars #Mimzy: but listen dollface the bitch deserved it this time I swear! #A: *sigh* guess we’ll have to move again #or #M: Al the fuck are ya doin? there’s blood all over my brand new WHITE CARPET #A: well maybe next time you should buy something patterned! hides stains better! #they would be so annoying #hazbin hotel #alastor #mimzy #id in alt text #fanart #peas n guac

[epiphainie]

i'm genuinely so obsessed with tommy's deadpan, dry humor. "probably all gonna die anyway" "mm, not like that" "enjoy it while it lasts" while face looking like 😐😐

#need someone to make a tommy kinard being the funniest mf gifset with these and “they had henleys in the 80s” #“i came with the car this time” #“could be why i havent been getting your christmas cards” #“guess you can't have enough closet space” // “ain't that right evan” #and obviously the bonus fake mouth static #tommy kinard #911 #911 abc #bucktommy #lou ferrigno jr

[anewp0tat0]

looks like I can draw again!!

Sebastian called him "orphan" for the rest of the week.

#YEHAAAAAH MATEE GUESS IM GOING TO ANIMATION SCHOOL #IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. and now it's all over #actually this may mean I'Il be busier later... but for now- I'm back into the swing of things! kuro art; thoughts; tears; and what have you #it feels like a while since I've posted a big project so I hope I can make it up by finally getting back to the one's ive had in my WIPs! #thank god I got this thingy done. my brain is firing again so i gotta keep up #I know how to draw cars😅🙃 #sorry if the eccess of screen prints is annoying I was experimenting #modern!au #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #digital art #o!ciel #this would make a good ad but no not sponcered😌 #sebastian starts vibrating

[stinkcoke]

dump 1st one was me thinking way 2 hard abt knight edd in wtfuture n wanting 2 give him a tord n then the 2nd thing is me strugglign 2 draw after having the worst fever lol

(this is issa hi bestie :3)

#eddsworld #that fucking ugly matt plush haunts me he stares at me everytime im at my desk its like trying not to stare at a horrific car crash #silly art #ellsworld #eddtord #tordedd #tomedd #eddtom #i guess idfk love is love

[c2universe]

Just Carlos casually putting his hand on Charles’ inner thighs.

#we are teammate of course I’m gonna put hand on his thigh when I’m getting in the car #the way that Charles look at Carlos’ hand placement and pretend nth happened #very normal teammates behaviour I guess #charlos #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #c2

[dsm--v]

guess who spent 20 minutes photoshopping a third dog onto the twin fantasy for some inexplicable reason!

it’s me.

#csh #car seat headrest #twin fantasy #uhh #will toledo #csh twin fantasy #car seat headrest fanart #i guess #car seat headrest dogs #i love them #sighhhh #from the shelves of costco

[dtrbandofficial]

#csh #will Toledo #car seat headrest #I thought of making this I guess

[angmallen]

Car(ule) 🚗

#196 #r196 #rule #r/196 #car dependency #car dependent infrastructure is cringe #r/19684 is still open so i guess ill hang out there as well but tumblr has been pretty nice though so ill keep rule posting