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.・゜✭I gave up on my makeup routine and started a new one.・゜✭
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Hello it’s Key, your local fashionable loser <3
Now since you know where I am you get my makeup looks but if you don’t, I’m somewhere in 2001-2009 being the trashiest b*tch that I should be <3
I’ve decided to just become eerily accurate to the era of makeup that I really wanted to do, I should have done this a long time ago but just didn’t master it until now.
And without further ado, let’s get into my makeup look:
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.・゜✭ Foundation: Milani Conceal + Perfect 2-in-1 Foundation + Concealer .・゜✭
✭ Shades: Nutmeg (Summer), Amber (Winter)
✭ I did not buy the dream mousse foundation yet due to being afraid if it doesn’t fit my skin tone because I am ORANGE IN THE FACE, like idk if they had my shade yet.
✭ To be more accurate with my look I stopped wearing concealer and powder (unless I’m doing an early 2010s look) because it didn’t look right on my face anymore, but if you want to keep wearing it then you do you, boo <3
.・゜✭ Bronzer: E.l.f. Putty Bronzer .・゜✭
✭ Shade: Sunkissed
✭ Ah yes, a trashy girlies best friend if she didn’t own foundation yet.
✭ No contouring, so you just have to wing it and put so much on your face that you look perfect <3
✭ I would say, be like Christina Aguilera in her Stripped era, the Jersey Shore girlies, or any of the WWE Divas for sure.
.・゜✭ Eyebrows: Maybelline Express Brow Ultra Slim Pencil and/or Nyx Lift and Snatch Brow Pen .・゜✭
✭ Now, thin eyebrows are the KEY to your look, whether they’re fully shaven or just tweezed to your heart’s content.
.・゜✭ Eyeshadow: Covergirl Stunning Smokeys 715 Eyeshadow Palette .・゜✭
✭ My rules to makeup are ALWAYS a smokey eye with nude lip, or nude eyeshadow with black lipstick.
✭ I don’t think I’ve ever looked good with a black eyeshadow/lipstick combo unless I put on less of a smokey eye.
✭ Nude eyeshadow with normal lip gloss is perfectly fine, it reminds me of the pop girlies first era of going into their music career (ex: Rihanna’s Music of the Sun, JoJo’s, Paula DeAnda, Cassie, Christina Milian, etc.)
.・゜✭ Eyeliner: Covergirl Exhibitionist 24-Hour Kohl Eyeliner .・゜✭
✭ Eyeliner is heavily important depending on what you’re style is, whether you live in the glamorous hot topic or you just want a little on your waterline, your choice.
.・゜✭ Mascara: Maybelline Great Lash .・゜✭
✭ Everyone used to wear this all the time. Always remember, the clumpier, the better <3
.・゜✭ Lips: Basically any sweet scented lip gloss .・゜✭
✭ I rarely use lip-liners anymore and YES, I do trust people with brown lip-liners on (rock of love reference everyone.)
✭ I do recommend concealer lips but that’s just for if you want to look fashionable or not lol.
Well that’s about it for my in-depth look, I hope you enjoyed it and maybe even got some inspiration from it!
.・゜✭Always remember to let it rock ✫・゜・
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It is my lucky day! I went to a community sale at a rich neighborhood. I went to see what the had despite knowing damn well I wouldn't be able to afford nothing. Skip, I got a huge box of designer and celebrity perfumes for $50 bucks. Most of it doesn't even look like it's been touched. It belonged to someone's grandmother who passed away.
Paris Hilton: Gold Rush
Rihanna: Nude
Christina Aguilera: Woman
Dolce & Gabbana: Light Blue
Britney Spears: Intimate Fantasy
Ariana Grande: Sweet Like Candy
Chanel: Chance
Ariana Grande: Thank U, Next
Shakira: Elixir
Juicy Couture: Couture Couture
Mariah Carey: Dreams
Ariana Grande: Moonlight
Dior: J'adore
Chloe: Nomade
Mugler: Angel
Zara: Rose Marshmallow Candy
JLO: Miami Glow
Ariana Grande: Cloud
Chloe: Love Story
Paris Hilton: Electrify
Rihanna: Rogue
YSL: Libre
Paris Hilton: Heiress
Chanel: Coco Mademoiselle
Jessica Simpson: I Fancy You
Jennifer Lopez: Still
Valentino: Voce Viva
Paris Hilton: Rose Rrush
Lancome: Idole
Victoria's Secret: Dream Angel
Chloe
Marc Jacobs: Daisy
Victoria's Secret: Tease
Mugler: Angel Nova
Jimmy Choo: Illicit
Britney Spears: Circus Fantasy
Sofia Vergara: Sofia
Victoria's Secret: Heavenly
Rihanna: RiRi Kiss
Lancome: La Vie Est Belle
YSL: Manifesto
Jessica Simpson: Fancy Love
Guerlain: Mon Guerlain
Paris Hilton: Just Me
Jovan: White Musk
Jimmy Choo: Blossom
Ariana Grande: Ari
Kim Kardashian: Pure Honey
Dior: Miss Dior
Guess: Dare for Her
TOCCA: Cleopatra
Giorgio Armani: Si
Chanel: No 5
Paris Hilton: Fairy Dust
Paris Hilton: Can-Can Burlesque
Paris Hilton: Can-Can
Rihanna: Reb'l Fleur, Love Always
Davidoff: Cool Water for Her
TOCCA: Florence
Beyonce: Midnight Heat
Beyonce: Heat Wild Orchid
Nicki Minaj: Pink Friday
Vikto&Rolf: Good Fortune
Victoria's Secret: Bombshell
Dior: Joy
Mugler: Womanity
Britney Spears: Believe
Dior: Pure Poison
Versace: Bright Crystal
Ariana Grande: God Is A Woman
Paris Hilton: Dazzle
Jessica Simpson: Fancy
Mariah Carey: M
Mariah Carey: That Chick
Lancome: Tresor Midnight Rose
Viktor&Rolf: Bonbon
Lolita Lempicka
Briney Spears: Prerogative
Nina Ricci: Nina
Katy Perry: Mad Potion
Mugler: Aura
Katy Perry: Killer Queen
Britney Spears: Fantasy
TOCCA: Maya
Taylor Swift: Wonderstruck
Dolce & Gobbana: The Only One
Paris Hilton: Tease
Stella McCartney: Stella
Britney Spears: Midnight Fantasy
Mariah Carey: Mine Again
Katy Perry: Purr
Victoria's Secret: Bombshell Intense
Sofia Vergara: Love
Guerlain: Insolence
Cacharel: Amor Amor
Victoria's Secret: Very Sexy
Mugler: Alien
Stella McCartney: Stella Rose Absolute
Victoria's Secret: Very Sexy Sea
Good lord
You could create a perfume nuke with those bottles
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Vocaloid RuPaul’s Drag Race Simulator
Okay, so I put the main characters (and a few side characters) from Sin Triangle (my vocaloid AU) in a Rupaul’s Drag Race Simulator and wanted to document the outcomes. So without further ado…
THE CONTESTANTS ARE:
(btw sorry for using English name order, I write them that way in the fic, so I wanted to keep it consistent)
- Miku Hatsune
- Rin Kagamine
- Len Kagamine
- Piko Utatane
- Fukase Sato
- Mayu Kobayashi
- Gumi Megpoid
- Ia Plannettes
- Yukari Yuzuki
- Nana Macne
- Moke Zhiyu
- Xin Hua
EPISODE ONE
Rin won the mini challenge! The queens made wigs with balls.
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For todays challenge, each queen will create an outfit with the theme: nude illusion.
Rin slayed the challenge.
Yukari, Ia, Len, Mayu, Nana, and Miku had great performances.
Gumi, Piko, Xin, Fukase, and Moke had good performances.
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Rin, Moke, Yukari, Fukase, Ia, and Xin represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Len, Mayu, Nana, Miku, Gumi, and Piko are safe.
Rin won today’s challenge. Yukari and Ia are safe.
Moke, Fukase, and Xin are the bottoms of the week… But Fukase is safe. Moke and Xin are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Express by Christina Aguilera!
Moke had a great lipsync, but Xin’s was just good.
Moke… Shantay you stay. Xin, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Moke, Piko, Yukari, and Ia beg the production team to let them have more cocktails. Piko and Nana want to slap each other, but don’t want anything to get ugly. Mayu and Fukase thought that their runways were underwhelming. Rin and Ia bet on who will eat a dragonfly for $100. Ia and Piko learn their lip sync words together.
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So far, Rin has the highest score!
EPISODE TWO
Fukase won the mini challenge! The queens did a photo shoot about past drag race contestants.
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For todays challenge, the queens are putting on a RUSICAL! They must take part in The Kardashians: The Rusical.
Moke, Rin, and Mayu had great performances.
Gumi, Piko, Ia, Len, Fukase, and Miku had good performances.
Nana had a bad performance.
Yukari flopped…
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Moke, Yukari, Rin, Nana, Mayu, and Gumi represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Len, Piko, Ia, Fukase, and Miku are safe.
Moke won today’s challenge. Mayu and Rin are safe.
Yukari, Nana, and Gumi are the bottoms of the week… But Gumi is safe. Yukari and Nana are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Toy by Netta!
Nana had a good lipsync, but Yukari’s was bad.
Nana. Shantay you stay. Yukari, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Fukase, Ia, and Gumi think that they are being overlooked. Len and Moke think that their runways were underwhelming. Fukase, Nana, and Ia get into a huge fight.
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So far, Rin has the highest score!
EPISODE THREE
Gumi won the mini challenge! The queens did make-up tutorials with the pit crew.
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For todays challenge, the queens are putting on a talent show!
Moke sang an opera song.
Rin did a lipsyncing performance.
Mayu performed a comedy skit.
Len did a lipsyncing/dancing performance.
Piko did a painting performance.
Ia did a comedy performance.
Fukase did a painting performance.
Miku did a tucking performance.
Gumi did a tucking performance.
Nana did a velcro performance.
Rin, Moke, and Ia slayed the challenge.
Fukase, Gumi, Mayu, and Nana had good performances.
Miku, Len, and Piko had good performances.
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Rin, Piko, Moke, Len, Miku, and Ia represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Fukase, Gumi, Nana, and Mayu are safe.
Ia won today’s challenge. Rin and Moke are safe.
Piko, Len, and Miku are the bottoms of the week… But Miku is safe. Len and Piko are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Me and My Girls by Selena Gomez!
Piko had a good lipsync, but Len’s was bad.
Piko. Shantay you stay. Len, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Moke and Piko are talking about who they think is the trade of the season. Piko nearly had a physical altercation with Nana. Miku is getting annoyed with Rin. Nana and Fukase think that their runways were underwhelming. Nana and Piko are now, officially, enemies.
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So far, Rin has the highest score!
EPISODE FOUR
Miku won the mini challenge! The queens did a photo shoot about noodles.
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Today’s challenge is the snatch game! Queens will do funny celebrity impersonations.
Ia and Rin had great performances.
Fukase, Mayu, Moke, and Gumi had good performances.
Nana and Piko had bad performancea.
Miku flopped…
Today, the queens will walk the runway! Today’s theme is: purple!
Ia and Fukase slayed the runway.
Nana and Piko had a great runway.
Rin, Moke, Gumi, and Miku had a good runway.
Mayu had a bad runway.
Ia, Miku, Rin, Piko, Fukase, and Nana represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Mayu, Moke, and Gumi are safe.
RuPaul asks each contestant who should go home. Here are their answers…
Miku: Piko, for sure. This isn’t a kiddie competition, this is for the best of the best.
Fukase: Nana. She lacks professionalism and is sooooo immature.
Rin: Nana doesn’t really have anything else to offer, so…
Nana: Yeah, I’d say Piko. His attitude doesn’t really reflect that of a winner’s.
Piko: Nana. I swear, her wigs look like they’re laced with lice and her outfits look crunchy as hell. She shouldn’t have made it past the audition stage.
Ia: Nana. She’s struggling.
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Ia won today’s challenge. Fukase and Rin are safe.
Piko, Nana, and Miku are the bottoms of the week… But Piko is safe. Nana and Miku are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Lucky Star by Madonna!
Miku had a bad lipsync, but Nana flopped.
Miku. Shantay you stay. Nana, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Rin and Miku kiss. Fukase thinks that Moke did poorly this week, so he tells him to get ready to lipsync. Ia, Piko, and Miku campaigned to send Nana home.
Fukase and Nana are now, officially, enemies.
So far, Rin and Ia are tied for the highest score!
EPISODE FIVE
Mayu won the mini challenge! The queens did quiz about hip pads.
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For today’s challenge, the queens will make outfits with wigs.
Piko slayed the challenge.
Gumi, Miku, and Rin had great performances.
Ia, Mayu, Moke, and Fukase had good performances.
Piko, Fukase, Gumi, Moke, Miku, and Mayu represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Rin and Ia are safe.
Piko won today’s challenge. Gumi and Miku are safe.
Fukase, Moke, and Mayu are the bottoms of the week… But Fukase is safe. Moke and Mayu are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Seven Wonders by Fleetwood Mac!
Moke had a bad lipsync, but Mayu flopped.
Moke. Shantay you stay. Mayu, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Piko and Rin share personal stories.
So far, Rin and Ia are tied for the highest score!
EPISODE SIX
For today’s mini-challenge, the queens will read each other.
From Piko, to Gumi
At this point, you should make like your hairline and recede.
From Piko, to Miku
You’re so stupid, you studied for your covid test.
From Gumi, to Piko
I bet R. Kelly wouldn’t even piss on you.
From Gumi, to Miku
Meh, forgettable.
From Miku, to Ia
Green behaviour.
From Miku, to Moke
You talk about having sex a lot, but the only thing you’re “fucking” is stupid.
From Rin, to Fukase
I don’t read somebody unless I have genuine respect for them, so we’re done here.
From Rin, to Gumi
I don’t blame you for not being a great make-up artist. After all, there’s not much you can do with coffee grounds and gasoline.
From Ia, to Moke
The face of a superstar… for podcasting.
From Ia, to Rin
You look like the kind of person who enjoys hemorrhoids.
From Moke, to Miku
Nevermind.
From Moke, to Fukase
Girl, you’re so skinny, you’ve got people in Somalia sending you food.
From Fukase, to Piko
We can tell that you’re from the ball scene. I mean, your lashes love voguing.
From Fukase, to Gumi
Bitch, you’re so old that when people ask you to act your age, you die.
Gumi won the mini-challenge.
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For today’s challenge, the queens will participate in a dance number about the history of disco.
Because Gumi won the mini-challenge, she gets to choose her own team.
Team 1 is Gumi, Ia, Fukase, and Rin.
Team 2 is Piko, Miku, and Moke.
Moke slayed the challenge.
Miku had a great performance.
Gumi, Ia, Fukase, and Rin had good performances.
Piko flopped the challenge…
Today, the queens will walk the runway! Today’s theme is: purple!
Piko slayed the runway.
Gumi and Fukase had a great runway.
Moke, Miku, Ia, and Rin had a good runway.
Piko, Gumi, Miku, Fukase, Moke, Ia, and Rin represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
Moke won today’s challenge. Piko and Miku are safe.
Gumi, Fukase, Ia, and RIn are the bottoms of the week… But Gumi and Fukase are safe. Ia and Rin are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… EmiLy by Emily Montes!
Both Ia and Rin had a good lipsync.
Ia. Shantay you stay. Rin, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Miku and Ia cry after talking about their childhoods and realize that they aren’t so different after all. Moke and Gumi compare track records to see who is better and get in a fistfight. Moke is intimidated by Fukase. Miku, Piko, and Fukase yell at each other.
So far, Ia has the highest score!
EPISODE SEVEN
Gumi and Moke won the mini challenge! The queens did quiz about noodles.
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For today’s challenge, the queens will makeover the pit crew.
Ia, Piko, Miku, and Moke had great performances.
Gumi and Fukase had good performances.
Piko won today’s challenge. Ia and Miku are safe.
Fukase, Moke, and Gumi are the bottoms of the week… But Gumi is safe. Moke and Fukase are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Doin’ Time by Lana Del Rey!
Moke had a great lipsync, but Fukase was just good.
Moke. Shantay you stay. Fukase, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, it is revealed that Moke, Ia, and Piko campaigned to send Fukase home. Miku and Gumi had an argument and cried. Gumi, Miku, and Moke yelled at each other.
Piko and Miku are now, officially, enemies.
So far, Ia has the highest score!
EPISODE EIGHT
Piko won the mini challenge! The queens parodied each other with puppets..
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For today’s challenge, the queens will perform a ruet dance number.
Ia and Miku had great performances.
Moke, Gumi, and Piko had good performances.
Today, the queens will walk the runway! Today’s theme is: who’s your queen?
Ia, Gumi, and Piko had a great runway.
Moke and Miku had a good runway.
Ia won today’s challenge. Miku is safe.
Piko, Moke, and Gumi are the bottoms of the week… But Gumi is safe. Moke and Piko are up for elimination.
It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… Daddy Lessons by Beyonce ft. The Chicks!
Moke had a great lipsync, but Piko was just good.
Moke. Shantay you stay. Piko, sashay away.
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Behind the scenes, Ia called Moke a fake bitch. Gumi thinks that she should have won the challenge, but Ia calls her delusional. Miku, Gumi, and Moke have formed a clique.
Gumi and Miku are now, officially, enemies.
Gumi and Moke are now, officially, enemies.
So far, Ia has the highest score!
EPISODE NINE
Gumi won the mini challenge! The queens did a photo ship about hip pads.
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Today, the queens will walk the runway! Today’s theme is: best drag!
Ia had a great runway.
Miku and Moke had a good runway.
Moke, I’m sorry, but it’s time for you to sashay away.
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It’s time to lipsync… for your lives! Good luck and don’t fuck it up! The lip sync song is… No Tears Left to Cry by Ariana Grande!
Both Ia and Miku had a bad lipsync…
Ia. Shantay you stay. Miku, sashay away.
IA HAS WON THIS SEASON OF RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE
Ia Plannettes
Miku Hatsune
Moke Zhiyu
Gumi Megpoid
Piko Utatane
Fukase Sato
Rin Kagamine
Mayu Kobayashi
Nana Macne
Len Kagamine
Yukari Yuzuki
Xin Hua
Okay, so I feel like Ia could DEFINITELY win drag race. I think Fukase got out too early as well, like he’d BODY the competition. The fact that Miku lasted up til 2nd place is INSANE. If this was canon, she’d probably be out after the 3rd episode. Actually, Miku would be too embarrassed to go all out, crack under the pressure, and flop. She’d definitely accept a guest judge position though LOL. Piko shouldn’t have gotten that far either, he’s not that fashionable or confident, idk what stats I entered that made him get so far. Rin would be a great drag king or queen 100%. Yukari should have gotten last place though, he would be an awful queen/king.
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11 Ways to Completely Sabotage Your Bắn Cá Liên Minh
The internet was just born and already it has 6 billion websites, one for every person on Earth today. Human beings are obsessed with writing and even more obsessed with Paris Hilton, the number one search on the internet. Lets get to know a little about our modern day Aphrodite aka Venus, the Goddess of Love, Beauty and Sex worshipped by the Greek and Roman people 4 thousand years ago. Paris Hilton proves once again that sex sells both hamburgers and religion.
The Greek Goddess Aphrodite Festival is called the Aphrodisiac, which was celebrated all over Greece especially in Athens and Corinth. Christina Onassis was the heiress of Aristotle Onassis the Greek shipping billionaire. We are talking real money here. Christina was Aristotles only living child, a real heiress, like Jennifer Gates, 9, and Phoebe Gates, 3, the two daughters of the worlds richest man, send me the Bill Gates, at $51 billion dollars and counting. Bill and Melinda French of Dallas Texas have given so much money to charity that they have completely eradicated poverty in Africa. Paris Hilton, if she is lucky enough to make it into her grandfathers will will be lucky to inherit one million dollars. The One with the money, Paris great grandfather Conrad Hilton, (whose son Nicky was the first husband of Elizabeth Taylor), left the grand total of nothing to his 4 children. He married his third wife at 87 and then left his entire fortune to the Catholic Church. Paris grandfather Barron Hilton went to court to contest the will and Ae88 Vin he won, becoming the first person ever to defeat the Vatican in court, walking away with a few hundred million. He has 8 kids. They have kids. Paris slice of the pie could be $200,000, walking around money for the Sultan of Brunei, whose oil fields America is now spending its blood to protect. That is hot not.
Being an heiress is normally a mirage, as Christina Onassis can testify to. Have you ever noticed how many pop icons cash in on Jesus story right in their names? Its like peoples minds are like search engines responding either positively or negatively to certain keywords like Paris Hilton. Madonna, the Virgin Mary, Christ Ina Aguilera, Britney Spears, I have a pain in my side, said Jesus. Is that a spear in my ribcage or are you just happy to see me? Jesus Christ was a Jewish Rabbi painted by the Greek New Testament writers with the Godlike qualities of the Greek Goddess Eurynome and Bellerophon and his flying horse Pegasus and several other Greek deities. You can read all about it at The Temple of Love. 20 million Christian and Jewish children lost their lives in WW2 aka The War Against the Jews because according to stories which God of Mount Sinai aka Jesus aka Allah aka Elohim Himself endlessly calls man made legends and fairy tales right in the Holy Bibles, the Jewish people killed this half real half fictitious character 2,000 years ago in Jerusalem. Humans have a problem separating fact from fiction. At least Paris Hilton is a real person. Ive seen her. Ive touched her. Ive kissed her. Her lips are as candy. Her legs are as ladders.
Sex sells. Paris Hilton was a nobody, an extra in a series of B movies until the videotape of her coiting Rick Salomon in 1 Night in Paris showed up on the internet last year at the same time that The Simple Life debuted. People are fascinated by infamy. Did you know that the male cats penis has spines which point backwards? Upon withdrawal of the penis the spikes rake the walls of the females vagina. The female needs this stimulation for ovulation to begin. Paris Hilton, outraged over the release of the video, raked in $400,000 plus a percentage of the profits of the film which shot her to super stardom. Without that video Paris Hilton is serving cocktails at Studio 54 today instead of dancing on the bar topless with the worlds media murdering each other for a snapshot of Paris Hilton half nude.
Paris Whitney Hilton was named after Whitney Houston because her name wasnt famous enough. During the Aphrodite Festival, the Aphrodisiac, in Corinth Greece, the men had intercourse with the Priestesses of Aphrodite. This was considered a method of worshipping Aphrodite. What did you get for Christmas? In the Holy Eu9/EuBet Temple in Jerusalem the Priests lured the people in with The Temple Prostitutes who lived in the Holy Temple in Jerusalem. King Solomon who built the Holy Temple had 900 wives, concubines and mistresses. Compared to him Jesus was a mere piker with his Mary Magdalene and a few of her girlfriends. Do you hear what Im saying girlfriend? At least Paris Hilton is a real person.
Aphrodite was born as an 18 year old Vave Paris Hilton in the Sea off of Cyprus after Cronus cut off Uranus genitals and the elder Gods blood and semen dropped on the Sea where they began to foam. Aphrodite rose out of the foam in her 18 year old birthday suit. When did people become so prudish? Going wild over 1 Night in Paris? 4,000 years ago mating with hookers in the Temple was normal. In Luk88 1879 William-Adolphe Bouguereau painted the Birth of Venus, (Venus was Aphrodites Roman name), which showed the full face on nude 18 year old Aphrodite being born rising from the sea foam. How did Hugh Hefner get to be called risqu? And where did all the paintings and likenesses of Jesus come from? There isnt one single word of description of Jesus in the Holy Bible or anywhere else.
Sex sold religion then and it still sells it today. The Las Vegas Hilton boasts the worlds largest free standing sign, Welcome Idiots. The hijackers on 911 fully expected to hit the twin towers then immediately wake up in eternal paradise with 72 virgins and wine with no side effects, because they read it in their Bible. Lot, the only righteous man in sin city, (Tony the Ant came in second) Sodom and Gomorrah was saved by God and rewarded with wine and sex with his two virgin daughters. Oscar Goodman, the mayor of Las Vegas with 85% of the vote was the mobs lawyer who represented Meyer S9BET Lansky, Ace Rosenthal, Tony the Ant and corrupt San Diego mayor Roger Hedgecock to get the job. He recently said on Television, Those who deface freeways with graffiti should have their thumbs cut off on Television. Violence sells too. At least Paris Hilton is real.
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