#cockles csi

[perceiving-misha]

This is the face of a man who is extremely pleased with himself 😂

(x)

#cockles #misha collins #jensen ackles #sdcc 2012 #great csi skills i salute you

[incarnateirony]

Btw isn’t she Darius’ ex wife?

Yep. Which is one of a billion reasons to not jump to Fucking Each Other. Not due to any conflict, since people can be good with that but just. You know. People can be friends or people can fuck. Good for them either way. same energy as cockles. But they were in the same social circles and in the very least she's been very playful about cockles shit so I don't know why they think they pwnt the cockles people. The only ones that would bother are like, the ones that DONT subscribe to the poly, and those are very few and very rare, aside from a few kids that just dreamed up that poly would only ever include their favorite famous people.

It's just. It's kind of funny. They stopped messaging me when I perked up. They're all AHAH CHECKMATE COPE. And I'm like. ???? NO GIVE ME. I WANT. But a server member reached out and directed me to the corner they'd been breaking it down in. There was some csi level shit in there about the caps for miscellaneous reasons, and they're still unsure if it's Ari or Misha due to those reasons. And, much like me, nobody is actually upset, even if all the people doing the csi are cockles people, or at least most are.

Idk. wincels have such a weird view of the world and what bothers people or what anyone thinks. Cockles fans are apparently like?? ok? Maybe? Cool? And I'm just like. SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS. FREE ME.

then they go dead fuckin quiet like "OH SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED"

what just happened is they just narrowed it down to two candidates for Alma, both of which would explain why she's been poem-leaking for months.

[green-blue-heller]

Yeah... umm... so, does Misha make a habit of lumping his and Jensen’s kids together?

🤔😏🤷‍♀️

Definitely seems like it at JIB6...

When relaying he was stumped at “If you could write a children’s story, what would the moral of the story be?” Misha says that it was tricky because he’s raising immoral children. Jensen shrugs and says, “it’s true, it’s true.”

But...

This is JIB6. It’s only 2015. Arrow and Zepp wouldn’t be born for another year and a half...

But Misha says children.

Sure. It could just be a mistake. But they’ve known each other and been friends for a long time now.

However, if they’re used to collectively referring to their children together, as theirs, then it would make sense for Misha to slip up and say children.

Now... you could tell me it’s just a slip of the tongue and it doesn’t mean anything. I’m reading too much into it.

And if I didn’t have yet another example, from last year’s JIB10, maybe I’d agree that it didn’t mean anything.

(Since there is a one video limit, check the reblog for the next example!)

#cockles #jensen ackles #misha collins #supernatural #team dumpster mansion #cockles csi #jib6 #jibcon 2015 #bob singer #jj ackles #immoral children... interesting word choice Misha #considering at this point Jensen only has JJ #oh but then again you are probably including West and Maison aren’t you? #aren’t you??? #we see you Misha... we see you...

[dimples-of-discontent]

hello !! okay, i have this vague cockles memory of jensen and misha playing ping pong in a secretly shared hotel room, do you know what im talking about

Hi friend! Your next anon tells me that you figured out that it was foosball, but happily as a fandom we were already on top of it in finding a ping pong gif. It does also (I believe) come from a video where JenMish are cheering each other on while playing, or something equally nauseating, and Jensen addresses him as “Mish.” And, yes, the foosball shots are from the Berlin trip that J2M took with Darius and Adam Fergus. The trip wasn’t a secret (plenty of pictures, plus Darius’s video where we saw the foosball) but you’re probably remembering that our fandom sleuths tracked down the short-term rental and determined that it would only sleep five grown men if two of them shared a room. And that the rooms didn’t have twin beds. Truly, the Cockles investigative team at full strength is terrifying. It’s a good thing that they use their powers for good (aka enjoying this information on Tumblr but never, ever, EVER involving the actors).

The ping pong reference made me think of that too, btw, and they are awfully cute so why not revisit this memory?

#asks #cockles #gross boyfriends #berlin trip #darius marder #cockles csi #jibcon 2018 #jib 9 #rps for ts

[mrs-late]

What do we think, huh?

#misha collins #jensen ackles #cockles #cockles csi #poetry #alma #jenmish

[toomanytuesdays]

The Cockles Bible

Hey Cockles tinhatters! I have a proposition.

I want us to make a ‘Cockles Bible’. What that is, is essentially a huge document/post compiled of everyone’s theories, recitations of events etc. on Cockles. It’ll be set out like a timeline, and have whoever wants to submit a piece (a report, essay, document, slideshow, whatever!), they can, as long as it’s evidential (has references).  So, you may be asking, what type of events are you talking about? Well you’re in luck, because I have assembled a list of events that I’d like to include:

The “break up” of 2012

Cockles rings

The rental house story

Do Jensen and Misha live together in Vancouver?

“They Just Can’t Shut Up About Each Other” - All the Times Jensen and Misha Have Mentioned One Another for No Apparent Reason

Is Destiel a result of Cockles, or is Cockles a result of Destiel?

“Don’t look at Jared, look at me!” - Flirting or just messing with Misha? 

The boat story

Clothes sharing?

An Analysis on Behaviour - J2 vs. Cockles vs. Mishalecki

“I need you to let me touch it” - Why must they always touch each other?

And any other events that have happened in the past that I don’t know about (because there are soo many).

As well as these, I think adding mini analysis' on their behaviour, for example, an analysis on the Jibcon 2017 Cockles panel, would be kinda cool too. 

If you are interested in helping contribute to this completely unnecessary but also very necessary post, then slide into my dms with what topic you want to write about (ideally one you have great knowledge on, or are willing to do the extent of research on), and I’ll note you down. Also if you have any questions, you can also message me!

I think this will be fun and it can be the one place to go when we get new tinhatters wanting to know all the dramas, we can just show them to this post and they can learn all about the mess that is Cockles. 

#cockles #cockles is real #cockles tinhatters #where in the world is misha? #cockles breakup of 2012 #cockles rings #the rental house story #misha collins #jensen ackles #the apartment situation #cockles csi #destiel #the cockles bible

[cooloddball]

It has been a month since I discovered Cockles and it is ruining my life. OH MY CHUCK! I have spent hours upon hours on tumblr reblogging cockles stuff. Everytime I think I am done, I discover something new. Honestly I cannot carry on like this anymore. I have tried reading anti cockles blogs so I can stop shipping them but the antis make me ship them even more. Right now I am on the verge of tears because they are so adorable and also so frustrating. I need help or I might go insane from too much cockles. The more I try to crawl out of this dumpster the deeper I fall. I am done *crying*

#cockles #cockles is real #Send help I am crrying I wish I knew the truth oh my chuck help #cockles csi

[castielslostwings]

Psst... misha and Jensen are having a husband’s getaway this weekend pass it on

#cockles #rps for ts #cockles csi

[sinnabonka]

should we talk about the fact that misha’s driving past snowy foresty mountains while jensen is apparently somewhere where there are mountains and snow and like trees and all that?

#mountain theory lol #mountain csi #lol #misha collins #Jensen Ackles #jenmish #cockles #spn #supernatural

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

@mamawantswinchesters replied to your post “i follow the right people… only good takes on my...”

I'm guessing since I saw this post it wasn't ME you blacklisted *whew But yeah, same. Almost 0 negativity.

aha why would that be you 🤣 nah, popular blog i never followed but i see reblogged around a lot but they’re annoying.

i am just not fond of hyperspeculation about misha’s relationships. like, i like cockles, but it’s a lighthearted thing for me. if misha is happy with friends or partners or whatever good for him. hyperspeculation just brings people to feel like they know a lot, and that annoys me. like, ~cockles csi is fun, but people acting serious about their speculation is not my cup of tea.

#mamawantswinchesters

[incarnateirony]

Hi, I’ve been following you for a long time and I try to stay out of the drama but I admit I’m confused, you say that once you nail down where Misha stayed you’ll post it, but on 25/8/2020 (occamshippertumblrcom/post/627477749773271040/apartment-its-not-a-standard-hotel-or-a-condo) you said you knew where Misha was staying and that it was a cockles pun.

Yes, there was a mistake; the interior of his hotel was identical to another interior, but at that point I didn’t have the exterior view available. The previous thought was Alma Beach Suites. It had everything from themed portraits, headboard type, general room placement, and the vaulted ceilings but at the end of the day, the view changed that dramatically. Alma Suites is closer to downtown than his view would allow. Meaning it’s something that uses similar decor.

Funny enough reading the CSI room I hadn’t been the only person to think that before the view was available, a lot of people sleuthed that out. So now it’s changing neighborhood.

Not sure if I trust this anon to be nearly as innocent as it’s framed as but I have no shame in saying, “Sorry, wrong old-architecture block of Vancouver!”

[green-blue-heller]

Let’s take a look at the handwriting on the last Alma poem and compare it to a note left for West.

For West

Now the comparison. Look at the things I’ve circled and also the Love and Loving. Almost identical and the o on both were both left a little open on top.

#cockles #misha collins #jensen ackles #team dumpster mansion #cockles csi

[dimples-of-discontent]

I’m just saying that according to his Instagram Misha seems also to be someplace in the snowy mountains. Of course, places in or near the Pacific Northwest may tend to look alike and all. But also 👀

#I love jumping to conclusions #try and stop me #cockles #actual husbands #things that make you go hmmm #where’s misha #insta mish #cockles csi #life in the trash can #team dumpster mansion #rps for ts

[toomanytuesdays]

Anonymous asked:

40:50 youtu. be/wVwSSuolJqsv "I had a conversation with... another central cast member" - the pause, the change of tone, and the expression... That was surely Jensen lol. He's always hesitant before bringing him up, probably bc he's evaluating if the story is ok to bring up beforehand, meanwhile with J*red, he brings him up unfazed. Also, the constant use of "we"to talk about plans in this response is so sweet. P.s. doesn't the writing on Jen's cast/crew goodies look a bit like Misha's??

Hiya, first off, thanks for the ask! This was an interesting one for me. So I went back and watched the context of the conversation, and I reckon it’s safe to say that he is talking about Jensen. The pause does seem like he was gonna say Jensen before changing it to “another central cast member”. Plus, I also believe that what he was talking to that “cast member” about (mourning the show ending, talking about their feelings etc.) is something that he and Jensen would talk about. I understand that it may have been Jared (it either had to be Jared or Jensen because he talks about how long the show had been in their lives and there isn’t really anyone else still on the show that has been there for as long as they have), but to me I don’t feel like Mishalecki are the type to talk about their feelings in depth in that way? Idk I could be wrong bc hey, we don’t know what their dynamics are like out of the spotlight, but I do have an inkling that it was Jensen. Plus Misha talks about that he and the “central cast member” talked about what their lives were gonna be outside of the show now as they didn’t know, and that kinda gives it away because Jared knows what he’s going to do once the show ends - Walker Texas Ranger. So yeah, I reckon Misha’s talking about Jensen there.

In regards to the handwriting, yeah it’s very similar, but I can say it’s not Misha’s writing. Misha writes in all capital letters (I did a little research for his hand written notes and all of them are written in capital letters), and those notes aren’t in capital letters. Sorry, but that woulda been the cutest, and it’s definitely something Misha would write though. For your butt, for your colon, for your luscious lips...

#cockles #cockles csi #cockles asks

[cooloddball]

DESTIEL AND COCKLES RANT

THIS IS A RANT ON ALL THINGS DESTIEL AND COCKLES

PS. I do not know how to make gifs and or use photos yet so feel free to add yours

I have said this before and I will say it again. I have been in this fandom for a month and I ship Destiel and Cockles anyone who has a problem with this then move along and/or if you are an anti and read this, keep your hateful comments to yourself.

That being said, I have read about almost all ships in the fandom but mostly Destiel, Cockles, Wincest, and J2. Through all the reading and discovery, I still have to say I ship Cockles and Destiel more than ever before. However, I have seen some things from the antis that did not sit well with me.

This is going to be a long post so brace yourself and it is mostly about the hate the antis (anti-cockles, anti-wives , and anti-Destiel Shippers spread). Also this is a rant so don’t mind me,

ON DESTIEL

The hate on Destiel is massive. Mostly this is from Bronlies who hate Cas like he is the anti-Christ, and the Wincest shippers.

Now I am not trying to rain on anyone’s parade but come on. Cas is Dean’s best friend. Whether you ship them romantically or not, it is canon that Cas Dean’s best friend. We have seen time and again how miserable Dean is every time Cas dies. Dea has also expressly stated that Cas is his best friend and even said they are better together; all three of them including Sam. He has called him his family. So why the hate? Chuck himself has said that he has rebuilt Cas more times than anyone.

Now, people who believe that it is better to ship Sam and Dean who are literally blood brother but it is not okay to ship Dean and Cas what is wrong with you? Is it okay for someone to fuck their brother and/or be in love with them? I mean come on.

Before I was even a shipper, I always looked forward to episodes that Cas was in. He brought a different dynamic to the show in a positive way. Yes, I love the brothers but Cas is just deifferent and all the sass he brings makes the show, at least to me 10 times better. Sue me.

People saying that JA would never be comfortable with Destine because he is a Christian. I mean, he can call Chuck a dick, call angels dicks, make deals with demons and all other unchristian things but kissing another man is where he draws the line? If he was such a Christian, why does he let another man straddle him on stage or want to kill God?

Someone once said that JA supports wincest. I saw the video and I get what he said is that whatever floats your boat or something like that. So why is it so hard for him when it comes to Destiel? I don’t understand this man. He is a paradox.

 ON COCKLES

I have seen antis, mostly those who ship J2 throw shade at MC saying that JA doesn’t like him, he just tolerates him and everything they do is for PR. I have not once seen anyone say that JP doesn’t like MC. You know why? I believe they view MC as a threat to their J2 ship.

So I stumbledupon this antis blog who had a whole analysis (much like am doing here) on why JA cannot be a couple. Here are some that I remember from the top of my head:

1.     That JA said that he thinks Matt Bomer is attractive.

2.     That JA moved to Austin to be live next to JP.

3.     That JA and MC have nothing in common being that JA plays golf and sings etc and that MC does woodwork, writes poetry and bicycle touring.

4.     That JA is with JP hence no. 2.

5.     That JA does not curse on stage but MC does.

6.     That MC does not take acting seriously but JA does.

Now now now. This beats logic. All the above things I beg to differ with not because I am cockles shipper but it is just common sense.

Being with someone or rather being in love with someone does not mean any of the above things have to be true. Hear me out.

1.     On finding Matt Bomer attractive. I have many celebrity crushes, there are also ordinary people that I find attractive. But then again, I have a boyfriend, who I am in love with; I have been with for six years. But he looks nothing like my celebrity crushes or the ordinary people I find attractive. Does that mean I am not in love with him? No. It means I have eyes and I can appreciate beauty and have a few fantasies but I chose to be with him because I love him. He also has other people he finds attractive that look nothing like me, does that mean he does not love me? I mean come on.

 Oh the most hilarious thing is that the anti said you cannot compare Matt to MC since Matt is way attractive. I mean come on; they may not look alike but they both have dark hair, blue eyes. Seriously people! And MC is so handsome and adorable at the same time. Sometimes I feel like he looks better than JA and JP. Sue me.

 2.     On JA moving to Austin. Lol. This means that he went to live next to his best friend. I mean come on. I have moved to live next to my best friend (bff) who is married. Does that mean I am in love with her? Hell no! But I feel safer knowing that she is there for me.

Also people need to understand, MC and JA could be involved romantically or not (pick your poison) but you don’t need to be next to your lover to love them or be in a relationship with them. Lond distance relationships anyone? They have families and kids and other priorities. Just because you are in a relationship with someone does not necessarily mean you live together or evn in the same area. Distance makes the heart grow fonder and also they are where they are now because of other priorities in their lives. So, living together or in the same town doesn’t make you more or less in love.

3.     On the issue of common interests. This made me laugh so hard. I mean comeon, People who are together do not need to share any interests. The diversity of their interests is probably what attracted them to each other. Also how can you say a poet and a singer have nothing in common? They are artists. MC can write poems that JA can sing. Oh also remember that video MC’s friend DM posted on Twitter where they did the whole bicycle touring in Germany? Uh huh? JA seemed to be interested in that a lot. So..

4.     I could say a lot about JA being with Jp. This J2 being married and their wives being beards is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Seriously, J2 tinhats have gone ahead to hate of D’s posts and call her names. Telling her to stop pretending that she is JA. It is laughable and not in a nice way, really. Can they just stop? Before I became a cockles shipper I watched J2 videos where they interact be it cons, red carpet moments or even gag reels. It is just different. All I see are two bros; one that is really playful like a little puppy and the other one trying to be the big brother. As for JA and MC, it is different, there are things that JA is comfortable when Mc does that he is not comfortable when JP does them. Neck kisses for a start.

Also most of the J2 tinhats evidence about J2 being real is rarely backed up by visual evidence and if there is any, it is usually from years ago. I am not hating on antis, just stating facts.

5.     I mean, cursing on stage really? I curse all the time my bf doesn’t. Does that mean he doesn’t like me or love me? Hell to the Fucking No! Suck it!

6.     On Mc not taking acting seriously. Yeah I can guess why he doesn’t. It is not his only priority unlike JA who has chosen it as a career path. From what I have seen, MC’s priorities include making the world a better place through charities, politics, and oh, he is also a writer. Oh so forgive him if he is not obsessed with acting. Besides JA says that he likes how he acts as Cas because it is not like anything he has seen from other guest stars that have come on the show. I mean not being serious about something does not mean that you are not good at it. Would he have lasted 11 seasons if he was not good at what he does?

There was also hate that JA is only around MC for PR and he actually hates him. There were some photos and gifs so the apparent hate. So, if he cannot stand him, why is there so much evidence of JA going to MC to give some love, Neck kisses, intimate IG posts, face caresses, ass smacks, calling him his baby dadfy, heart eyes, even when they don’t know that they are being filmed?

Also why is it during the Vegascon 2020 all JA did was bring up MC unnecessarily even when no one, absolutely nobody asked him to. Come on! stop the bs and admit that Cockles is the realest ship in the history of ships!!

ON THE WIVES

I swear bitches be crazy. How can you just hat someone for literally nothing? This is mostly from J2 tinhats at other J2 stans who do not ship J2 together romantically. I mean…comeon. You do not need to be a stan for the wives just because they are married to J2 but please stop with the madness.

I recently saw someone comment on various JA posts on IG asking why he is lying to the fans that he is with D when he is with JP. So many rude things have been said about the wives especially D that it breaks my heart.

Seiously? People have gone ahead even to say that she is with JA’s friend SC and that the twins are not JA’s they are SC’s since D and SC are ‘always’ hanging out together. My question is, so D is not supposed to hang out with their friends? And for Chuck’s sake, everyone can see that the twins especially the boy (idk their names, sorry) looks like JA’s twin. I mean come on people.

I believe that they hate D because she says how much she loves MC and that Cas is her favorite character and that they are also bitter that JA chose her and not them. Just my opinion, but what do I know. On JP and G. I don’t know much about them mostly because I do not follow either of them of IG or elsewhere but I have seen hate on G as well.

The antis have gone ahead to say that when JA said that he was hanging out with SC writing songs, that he was lying and that nothing was happening he was just trying to dampen the rumours. I wonder how they felt when the album by JA and Sc came out last year. Jokes on you haters. Bitches be crazy fr.

Oh, the antis also say that the same way JA looks at his wife is the same way he looks at MC. With contempt. I mean talk about hanging yourself with your own rope. What they are saying is, JA feels about his wife the same way he feels abouts MC. Aww! That is true love bitches.

If JA actually cannot stand MC, shouldn’t he have gotten him fired from the show or at least make sure he gets less screen time and that they don’t have any panels together being that JA is the star of the show and all. I mean Mark left and he was a major character to the plot so...

Also why would JA give and buy MC clothes if he hates him? Give him a ring, a bracelet? Huh? Explain it to me.

Oh, some anti also said that before every Cockles panel at JIBCON JA cries and has to be forced on stage by Daniella and JP has to give him a hug and that’s why he drinks a lot of apple juice. LOL. WTF? What do you say to such people. I cannot even..My question is, are we talking about the same Cockles panels that I have seen? Then JA deserves all the Oscars and Tony Awards for his impeccable acting skills when he is around MC. Must really hate him. *wink*

MY TWO CENTS ON COCKLES

I know JA gives off mixed actions about MC. But I think it is to confuse people like us, shippers.  He does’t want to too out there so he tries so hard to be mean with his words. But his actions tell a different story. I mean, who gets a boner when their friend straddles them on stage and then goes ahead to post that chest to chest selfie on IG. That is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Sharing clothes? I mean friends do share clothes but if it is like a daily thing. More than 20 articles of clothing exchanged between each other on various occasions even when they are apart does not make sense to me. And to make matters worse, JA does not deny it. One even had a tag on it. Lol. We are not children, we can see what is going on.

The 2014 DallasCon – Rob’s Birthday Party. WTF? Was all that between JA and MC? Why did he he swallow and react like that when he saw MC’s bare abdomen? Who does that? Also the looks when MC was leaving the stage. Come on.

Also what was up with the” I love you from the bottom of my heart” at the MTV top 10 in 2010.

The wife is my rock but I am glad to have some pebbles in my life.

Truth is, JA could post a video of him balls deep in MC and the antis could say that somehow MC manipulated JA to post it for PR.

People need to leave MC alone, he ie a human being who has made mistakes, JA and JP have too and I don’t see the antis hating on them. The double Standard s FOH.

I could write about this forever but the truth is JA loves MC, and D and V know that they love each other. All their friends know including JP and other castmates. I believe they know it is more than just friends and the antis can’t stand it because they also know it to be true.

JA LOVES MC. JP LOVES MC. J2M LOVE EACH OTHER. J2 LOVE THEIR WIVES. STOP THE HATE!!

I am not done but I am done for now. I could be here forever writing about this if I do not stop.

#destiel #cockles #cockles is real #cockles csi #stop the hate #antis are mean

[sinnabonka]

Where’s Misha? Mountain CSI edition.

You bitches ready to tinhat with me? This is the weirdest post I’ve ever written, I swear.

*tinhat on*

(I’m having fun, just to be clear, I’m also not speculating about where he’s driving lol)

The object:

The options I’ve received so far:

Mt Baker (sure, very logical, close to where he lives, but idk, it has a lake, but if we look from different side, it has the wrong shape. It could be a question of perspective, for example the photo taken from far far right from where those two below are taken, but idk), the thingy on the right - aka the third peak - looks wrong)

Mt Rainer (not enough peaks?)

Mt Shasta (I’d say this is the one)

I mean, you totally can see triple peaks on the photo.

And hello there.

The little Shastina is what totally sells it for me.

Also consider (not me searching the map for 20 minutes):

Google maps doesn’t allow to take smaller routs, so I couldn’t find you a better spot (probably photo taken from the hill while driving closer to the Mount).

@casisalamp asked about season and time. No idea about the first one, in the screens from google map it’s greener somehow, maybe the light, too, the note says the photos were taken in May 2018, so, idk, Misha’s photo is not from May 2018 :D

I’d say it’s probable that the photo is old and was taken around the time Misha’s been shooting his Amazon gig, for example. Maybe someone who follows me knows the answer and will kindly share with the class.

I can say a little about time, tho! It’s sunset!

Okay, stay with me.

Yellow for the light direction, blue for the direction where the photo was taken from, red circle for baby Shastina, green for the direction of the whole thing and also for a compass. Kinda.

So, if we believe that’s Mt Shasta we are seeing, I’d say he could be driving route 97 west toward Weed while taking this photo.

Also who the fuck takes a picture while driving and doesn’t even look at the thing they try to make a picture of? Looks to me like the person next to him tried to take a photo and his extremely serious and focused on the road face got caught in

*tinhat off*

So, I don’t have anything else to say on the matter, I guess. I don’t know if that’s the mountain, where and when he was driving etc.

Thanks for your attention. It was an honor to tinhat with you, guys!

#mountain theory lol #mountain csi #Misha Collins #where’s Misha #spn #destiel #supernatural #jenmish #cockles #kinda #hahaha