#commiting silly little felonies

[musical-attorney]

*commits crimes cutely💕🔪*

#major aai2 spoilers #ace attorney #simon keyes #he's just a little guy #just a silly little guy #commiting silly little felonies #my artwork #my art

[chenziee]

tomorrow should be an international holiday, how do they expect me to go to work and function like i'm normal

#ep 1071 #one piece episode 1071 #gear 5 #opspoilers #please i can't i'm not okay i'm losing grip on my sanity #please he's so silly i cannot i'm crying and screaming and GAHH #help #my unhinged insane little gremlin #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #I WILL DIE AND KILL AND COMMIT SO MANY FELONIES FOR HIM #MY GOD MY KING MY SUNSHINE MY UNHINGED LITTLE BABY PLEASE #I CAN'T FUNCTION

[burningdeception]

[Maybe I should mention that since my muses are a mimic that takes the form of people in the bleach verse, it can do some uncanny things with its body while in those forms, like this:]

#he a little silly goofy #creepy also #committing a felony // crack #broken through // out of character #nnoitra gilga #nnoitra #nnoitra jiruga #bleach art #shitpost

[billskeis]

PLEASE DO ANOTHER POLICE OFFICER! BILL SMUT PLSLSLPLSSLPLSPSLPSLSLPSLPSLPLPSLPLS

ᡣ𐭩 police officer bill p2

now what the fuck did you get yourself into? because there you sat in the interrogation chair, facing the one and last person you wanted to see. sat straight and tall, tapping one of his fingers on the wooden desk of his office, staring at you like some animal. licking your dry lips, you are met face to face with the officer who fucked you silly.

bill kaulitz was his name, and on your last endeavour, he had caught you.. which ended with the both of you encountering some, quite indecent acts that following night. now, he had warned you about committing crimes again, and what would happen if you did.

but maybe you wanted this, maybe you wanted him to fuck you silly, brain so numb all you can think of is how his dick drills into your sore pussy. you miss that feeling, the feeling of fullness. the feeling of his cock all the way in your stomach as he brings a hand to choke your neck.

“dollface, did you hear anything i said?” a voice breaks your consciousness as you jolt within your seat. clearing your throat, you pretend you were paying attention to whatever the fuck he was just saying earlier. “of course i was!”

he hums in disapproval. uh oh. getting up from his seat, he leans over his desk to hover over you who’s sitting down, hands restrained together by the uncomfortable clasp of metal around your wrists. using his thumb and his index finger, he holds your chin making you look directly at him. eyelids lowered, he has this primal gaze that almost has your knees buckling.

“i don’t think you understand the current situation you’re in, dollface..” you swallow hard, damn. did he have to say it in such a dark tone? moving away from the desk, he circles around it’s peripheral, finding his way behind you. he presses his crotch against your backside, clearly hard. dumb little you would’ve thought it was a gun again.

papers and files were pushed off the table, and there you were, bent over officer kaulitz’s desk as he fucks into you for being such a bad girl. clawing at the wood, you attempt to stabilize yourself on the furniture as it shakes and lean with every thrust. his cock throbs inside of you with every moan and whimper that slips out of your mouth.

“b-bill..” “that’s sir, to you,” you bite your bottom lip to stifle a moan as he pumps himself within you, heavy balls smacking against your ass as he relentlessly moves his hips. “s—ah—s-sir.. n’more..” a low chuckle heard from behind you as a harsh smack lands on your behind, a yelp escaping your lips.

“u-ugh.. been such a bad girl.. i literally fucked you the other day, was that not enough for ya?” tears fill your eyes. your cunt hurts from the way he pounds into you, and it doesn’t help that you guys just had sex not too long ago. god wasn’t nice enough to let you successfully escape from your heist, a limp to your walk. now you’d need a wheelchair.

you sob at how thick he fills your pussy, angling his hips to continuously abuse your g spot as the creak of a table and sticky wet squelching echoes through his office. “y-you don’t understand.. i—mmh! needed the m-money.. hahh..” “yeah? then lemme help you out.”

frowning, you couldn’t ask him to do that. what the hell was his problem? a police officer helping a felony? it sounded almost insane but the way he latches his fingers to circle on your clit as he pistons his hips fucking into yours made him sound a smidge more genuine.

“f-fuck!! ‘m gonna cum soon..” “so is that a yes?” you look back at bill, whose hips still for a moment as he awaits your answer. averting your gaze, you face flushes as he can only look down at you with a smirk, “i-i’ll think about it..”

another slap lands on your ass, quivering you gasp in disbelief at the sudden movement of bill. he only looks at you, pursing his lips together as he begins moving again, your cunt walls shaping to fit him better inside of you, “guess yer gunna need a lil’ more convincing, hm?”

a heat firing in your belly as he pounds into you. your pussy sounds filthy, wet and squishy as bill plunges his cock into you with no intentions to stop. you clench around him, close, and without your words bill can see as how fast your orgasm is to come, even making an effort to fuck your hips back onto his.

scoffing, bill can only pull himself out of you, juices leaking out and an empty, unsatisfying feeling flurries within your cunt. “w-wha.. why’d you stop?” “ohoh, look at you all desperate to come now, little slut wants this dick but doesn’t even want my help.” your chest feels heavy, cunt even heavier with need.

“y’know i can’t ask you for that..” “you’re not asking doll.. i’m offering.” he turns your body around to face his and cups a hand around your cheek, stroking away the sweat and tears with his thumb as he places a kiss to your forehead, “s’what is it gunna be? gunna let me help ya? if not, you can leave right now.”

you whine, reaching a hand out to his lower groin, bill quickly swatting your hand away. “‘m serious, y/n.” as you look him up and down, you can’t help but think. it is a pretty good offer, what is there to lose? “o-okay.. i’ll let you help me.”

a smile forms on bill’s lips as he gropes one of your breasts in his hand, thumbing over sensitive bud, “atta girl… whaddya say?” both hands now grasping each of your tips, fondling with the flesh, “t-thank you..” he shakes his head at you, sighing, letting out a little gasp in all of your forgetfulness, “thank you, sir..”

“that’s more like it,” as he pushes himself back into your needy cunt, fucking nice and deep into your cervix.

i absolutely fucking hate this im so sorry T_T

#tokio hotel #tokio hotel x y/n #tokio hotel x you #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel smut #bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz x y/n #bill kaulitz x you #bill kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz smut #2000s #fyp #billskeis

[fastcardotmp3]

“Where am I going?”

“Eddie—”

“Give me the goddamn room number or— or doctor’s name or— fuckin’—”

“Just slow down, take a breath, okay?” Nancy Wheeler is a level presence, which is ironic Eddie thinks, considering he’s watched her commit multiple felonies even outside of an active apocalyptic situation. 

She’s holding his hand, but he can’t feel it past the aching numbness of uncertainty running through his veins. She’s talking to him as she leads him through the lobby and towards a bank of industrial silver elevators, but he can’t hear her over the chaos of the past hour. 

He was on the air when he got the page, a mug of coffee in hand since he isn’t used to DJing the early morning shows quite yet and a quite frankly sick lineup of songs ready to help his listeners start the day.  

He was on air, still, when his vocal cords seized up, when he left dead air hanging for a full three seconds before his co-host was able to jump in and take over for him. 

He was on air, when his pager buzzed on the desk and he was on air, too, when the little window screamed—

911-STEVE

—and then he wasn’t on air anymore. 

Eddie didn’t grab his coat, which he doesn’t even realize until this moment, striding down the endless halls of Community North on Nancy’s heels. 

He didn’t do much of anything, he doesn’t think, can’t even recall whether or not he explained where he was going, why he was leaving work in the middle of the show, why his hands were trembling and his voice cracking and his breath stuttering. 

A 911 page and a call at a payphone just long enough to find out which hospital, Nance I can be there— I’ll be there, and Eddie blacked out, went into full autopilot, almost slipped on black ice in the parking lot twice and cursed the insurance company for not letting him get a new prosthesis for another two months at least four times after that and drove. 

He doesn’t remember driving. He doesn’t remember parking. 

He’s going to wonder, later, whether or not he locked his truck or even shut the goddamn door before he came barreling in through the ER entrance, but right now all he cares about is this—

“Nance, was it his head? Did he— Or burns, was it burns—?”

Nancy grabs him by both shoulders and drags him to a stop square in front of a door with the blinds drawn over the narrow window. She looks him in the eye. 

If Steve were dead, she wouldn’t be looking him in the eye.

steddie | 2.6k words | rated T | angst with a happy ending

Steve is injured in a fire. His ex-boyfriend gets a call. It was supposed to be easier this way. 

read on ao3

🩵for my beloved louseph @cheatghost whom I am grateful to have met in this corner of the internet every single day of my silly little life, please accept this as the Biggest Warmest Kiss during these cold, cold months 🩵

#dot fic #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #firefighter!steve harrington #KISSES YOU KISSES YOU KISSES YO- #bbs exchange

[crystallizedtwilight]

i live a simple life: i see notification that you posted, i click notification that you posted. your art is absolutely incredible and i think i would commit several felonies for it

i am humbly requesting some bill and darcy art ... i'm a starving little boy and the nourishment i need is my silly newspaper guys

Thank you for following my artwork! Here's a quick little sketch I did years ago but never posted. Typesetting 101!

#newsies #MyArt

[1n-bl0om]

even more ethan x chad hcs

(nothing suggestive)

turned into mindy + anika friend group hcs at some point

- ethan definitely tells people to kay why ess when playing video games and chad tells him to stop before they get swatted

- chad: no!! he did nothing wrong!

ethan: *has committed many felonies*

- ethan sends those memes that are like “the pipe bomb i put under your bed”

- chad and ethan were smoking buddies before anything. they would sit and get high and talk about whatever came to mind. those are the rare moments where ethan opened up about his actual life

- ethan takes photos for the school website and catalog. more than half of the memory are photos of chad

- mindy and anika join in on their smoke seshes

- chad is like an animal magnet. at least once a day a random little animal will come up to chad and let him pet them

- chad likes the pitter patter of rain, he finds it soothing

- ethan makes chad watch horror movies over and over again. chad makes ethan rewatch back to the future with him almost every day

- ethan uses his cover as a dork to do things he actually enjoys without quinn judging him

- ethan is afraid of butterflies and chad thinks it’s hilarious

- mindy interrogated ethan the first week of knowing him. she tried to conduct a background check

- ethan loves star wars. he’ll rant to chad for hours about it while chad cannot follow at all

- mindy got ethan a star wars lego set. chad watched him build it as they talked. then chad stepped on a lego and got mad at ethan so he banished him from their shared room, forcing ethan to sleep on the couch

- after mindy gave them the rules for their franchise, chad went over the notes he took with ethan to make sure he understood

- ethan and chad go on 3am bodega runs when they are high. it consists of them laughing all the way there, getting lost, laughing some more, and going back to the dorms. they almost never make it to the bodega

- mindy goes on a horror rant when she’s high, chad is always hungry and giggly, anika is borderline asleep, and ethan is clingy and also giggly

- they have those “remember when?” conversations that leave each other laughing so hard their stomach hurts

- chad and ethan: *kissing*

mindy: *to anika* i hate gay people

- chad was hesitant to receive a roommate but when he met ethan, his mind changed

- because chad works out he cooks his own food for a meal plan. he often prepares extra for ethan to eat too. he’ll make him lunch to take to class so that he won’t starve

- ethan is banned from the stove for leaving boiling water on for too long (and forgetting about it) that it evaporated

- ethan is put on dicing duty when they cook because “he has amazing knife skills,” as chad likes to say

- ethan has chad model for him as a part of his photography class. or more like chad volunteers and ethan won’t let the opportunity pass up

!! bonus !!

the twins are just silly little guys. i love them sm

an interview with jasmin savoy brown (mindy)

the interviewer is in bold

interview



#scream #screamvi #ethan landry #chad meeks martin #ethan landry x chad meeks martin #chethan #chad x ethan #chad/ethan #chadthan #mindy meeks martin #anika kayoko #mindy x anika #blooms ghosts

[freetheshit-outofyou]

The 1994 FAWB was actually extremely effective (the single exception being Columbine, the worst mass shooting ever at the time, which has been outdone every 3-5 years since the 1994 FAWB expired).

Anon, first, you are a cunt.

Second, are you fucking retarded?

Honestly, comparing your moronic statement to those with mental disabilities is a slam against them that is not fair. You, little buddy, are in an entire class of stupid that is all your own.

The Public Safety and Recreational Firearms Use Protection Act of 1994 failed at every point we were told it was going to make a positive difference.  From 1994-2004 violent crime involving firearms went down marginally. But that was not because of the Public Safety and Recreational Firearms Use Protection Act. Crime was already trending down starting in 1981. Yes, the numbers speak for themselves. From 1994-2004, 114,968 people were killed with a firearm by a criminal. From 2005 through to the most current year of 2022, 178,782 people were killed by a criminal offender using a firearm. I know, right now you're all like "see SEE, right there, crime is worse now than during the BAN.", you're wrong.

From 1994-2004 about 11,496.8 people were killed per year by a criminal with a firearm. From 2005-2022 that 18 year window number is about 9,932.333333... But I'll go an extra step and keep the window at 10 years. from 2012-2022 that number is about 11,208.6 people killed by a criminal using a firearm. Again, I know you're nutting up on yourself screaming "LOOK the numbers between the Ban window and the numbers from 2012-2022 are almost identical", for once you are right. The problem is the ban had been expired for 7 years to that point having no bearing on the numbers. (Just as a silly little side note, from 2005-2015 the number of people killed on average by a criminal with a firearm was 10,150.2. Once again, lower than all of your BAN window.)

A much more important metric here is from 1994-2004, 2,194 (219.4 per year.) private citizens were forced to use a firearm in their defense or the defense of others against a criminal committing a felony. Where from 2005-2019, (249.4666667 per year.) From 2005-2015 that number is 2,395 or 239.5 per year. That means coming out of the Ban more citizens were forced to protect themselves with a firearm than before the ban. Your ban did that. You gilded ban made people LESS SAFE.

I'd like to add the above numbers are just firearms, all the other methodologies of murders are not included in these numbers.

But, since you asked so kindly here are the numbers based on all methodologies of murders.

1994-2004, 172,447 people killed by criminals, or about 17,244.7 per year.

2005-2022, 257,465 people killed by criminals, or about 14,303.61111111111 per year.

2012-2022, 158,693 people killed by criminals, or about 15,869.3 per year.

2005-2015, 150,030 people killed by criminals, or about 15,003 per year.

Based on facts, more people died by criminals, more private citizens were forced to kill a criminal offenders during the Ban window than during the following 18 fucking year. That little one, is what we call a failure. It saved less people, caused more people to have to fight violent criminals for their lives or the lives of others. How in the world is that a success?

Now, let's go to your back handed exception of the tragedy that was Columbine. From 11:19 A.M. to 12:08 P.M. two psychotic shit stains killed 13 people wounding another 24. Of the 4 firearms used 2 of them, the Intratec TEC-9 mini and the Hi-Point 995 Carbine were both under the ban. I'd like to point out the 99 explosive devices were illegal to possess, the killings were illegal to do, bringing guns and explosives to a school was also a violation of the laws of the time. What exactly did the ban do to help those people in that school?

From 1994-2004 the U.S. population grew from 262,273,589 to 293,947,885 and not one new modern self-defense weapon was available. So roughly 31 million people, could not have access to the most effective means of personal defense in the world and murder by firearms was higher. From 2005 to 2022, just to keep the numbers in the same ranges, in 2005 the population was 296,842,670+/- and in 2022 it ballooned up to 338,289,857+/-, that is a jump of 41 million people. All of those people, who were or are law abiding adults, have had access to all of the most relevant modern self-defense firearms the Nation has to offer and CRIME HAS WENT DOWN.

If the Ban was such a resounding success how can the numbers be telling a different story?

I have a small theory, you king cunt of anon, have no fucking clue what you are talking about. You have chosen the wrong fight and are on the wrong side of history.

With that, all I can say is bless your heart.

Source 1, FBI UCR

Source 2, Federal Bureau of Investigation Crime Data Explorer

#me #crime #assault weapons ban

[deva-arts]

Rank your OCs on least to most likely to commit a felony.

I'd like to preface this by saying that felony crimes are extremely serious things that should not be taken lightly. However, this is a fictional story that revolves around systemic rebellion where crimes are abundantly committed both by the pro and antagonists. All of them have been forced into these lives with little way out but through... Anyway

1. Seraphina

She has committed multiple felonies- to the point that she has lost count. She will continue to commit them unrepentantly since... It's her job and is kind of keeping everyone breathing. If she keeps moving maybe the guilt can't catch up. It always catches up.

2. Vincent

He wasn't even raised with the concept of what laws are. He is also an impassioned arsonist who destroyed a popular bridge with bombs on his first day in modern society. He likes FINDING new rules so he can sh*t on them.

3. Amon

He was in the mafia. I get it. What happens in the mob stays in the mob, but come on. He has had to come back home and scrub blood off of his hands so he could take his sister to school in the morning. He also ate somebody. In the "jurassic park" way.

4. Nathaniel

Was a serial assassin/spy who existed above the law for most of his life. He is a doctor now, but it doesn't change that he has killed men in restaurants with the silverware. When he gets especially angry... His hands start to itch.

5. Ricky

He is silly. Sometimes, he gets not silly. He is very dangerous when he is not silly.

6. Sonia

She is scared out of her mind every time she has to fight, but she still melts criminal's faces off with acid when they get too close. Yuck!

OCs who have not committed felonies:

Farmer Deva: She is afraid of all of these people.

#nathanieltag #vincenttag #amontag #rickytag #soniasanderstag #Tysm for the ask Titus! love your questions #devarambles #ARK_SYSTEMA

[z3r0th3h3r0]

So um, remade my intro post because I didn't like the last one and I redesigned my oc and I'm also changing my name (Lots of things have changed buh)

OC info

"Haiii!!! My name is Zero!!!! I'M NOT A MURDERER OR A CANNIBAL I HAVE NOT COMMITTED MULTIPLE FELONIES"

More info:

Age: 11

Birthday: 0ct 31

Pronouns: He/It

Sexuality: Aromatic

Species: Voidlin

Extra: "Has BPD and Good Child Syndrome. Makes epic chili AND MY PARENT IS UNPLEASENT SO DON'T TALK BAD OR THEY WILL FANUM TAX YOUR GRIMACE SHAKE >:((("

"Anyways this is me btw if you care :3"

Creator info

Hi! My name is Red!

Age: 13

Birthday: Jan 21

Gender: Genderfluid, uses any prns expect for neo prns!!

Sexuality: Panace

Ethnicity: American-El Salvadoran

Extra: I HAVE ADHD AND AUTISM SO I'M MORE SILLY THEN YOU HAHAHAHA

Main Acc: @objectenthusiastperson

Blog info

- I'm just a little shit poster

- I'm mainly gonna roleplay on this

- Yeah

- You can ask if you want but idc I'm not forcing you

Rules

- Please no NSFW asks, Zero is a minor and so am I

- Please use Zero's prns when roleplay but my prns when ooc

- Be respectful to everyone if they have a opinion about something

- PLEASE DON'T SHIP ZERO!!! He's not interested in love dovey relationships

Here some relations ig

@1nf3ct3d-x3 -papa's stupid stinky roommate >:(

@m4ng0-t34 -Bestie!!!

@fleshcousin-m-x-25 -Friend!!!

Tags

- Asks- #zeroasks

- Posts- #Zeroposts

- Reblogs- #Zeroreblogs

- Posting OOC- #redooc

Note: YES I KNOW. I CHANGED A LOT ABOUT MY OC. BUT I LIKE IT :(((

#zero #zeroasks #zeroposts #idk #idk how to tag this #pinned post

[gaybananabread]

Can you do Stan, Ford, and Bill (gravity falls) headcanons? If not that’s completely fine! Take your time!!

☆⑅Felony Trio Headcanons⑅⁠☆

(Stan, Ford & Bill)

~No idea if these three have an actual group name or not, but this is what I'm going with. You can't tell me they haven't committed at least one a piece, accidentally and/or on purpose. These sillies will always have a special place in my heart as one of my earlier obsessions. Thank you for requesting!~

❓Stanley💵

General:

Silly con-man gives me ler-leaning switch vibes. Loves wrecking his family, but wouldn’t mind the occasional giggle-fest.

Over the years, he’s developed the elusive “can say the t-word whenever” power, though it definitely didn’t used to be that way. Ford reminds him of that whenever it’s most annoying.

Can easily admit that he likes tickling others, but receiving it? Yeah, good luck. He’s willing to die on that hill.

Lee:

A bit rare, but he will get lee moods. He’s a “ride it out in silence” kinda guy, but Ford can sometimes catch onto his bullshit (definitely not bc he does it too what-)

If he DOES try and solve his problem, it’ll be in the most roundabout way possible. Provoking his brother, teasing his great niece and nephew until they try something, you name it. If it works, it works.

Worst spots are his armpits and the area right beneath his belly button. Enjoy watching him lose his mind if you target either one ♡

Melt spot is his ears. You can’t tell me his goofy ears wouldn’t make him giggle his heart out; he’d love every second of it.

Very gruff, choppy giggles. Sounds kinda like he’s been chain smoking, then saw the funniest thing in his life. When you really get him going, deep and rough belly laughter. Occasional snorts if you wanna kill him.

Ler:

When he gets in a ler mood, he’ll either bother his overworking brother or mess with one of the kids. Sometimes his family can tell, though he won’t normally admit anything.

Such a wonderful asshole of a ler-

Teases, smart-ass comments, horrible dad jokes, and more! Definitely the one to go to if you want a shameless wrecking.

“You’re a lil’ squeak toy, huh? I just squeeze your side and- yup, just like that.”

“Ya know, you could’ve just pushed me away by now. Don’t worry, I noticed.”

“You sure squirm a lot, don'tcha? Like a lil’ worm, could use you as fishing bait!”

“It tickles? Wow, that must really suck for you.”

Pretty good with aftercare. He'll ruffle your hair and tease you, of course, but he lets you lay on him while the TV plays. Fair trade, honestly.

👓Stanford🖋️

General:

Can you really tell me he isn't at least a little lee? After all those years with little to no comforting contact, he loves a good giggle fest.

Making his great niece and nephew laugh, though? Even better.

He doesn't always get that feeling, so I'm going lee-leaning switch.

Lee:

If you even mention it around him, he'll blush, no matter his mood. It's real bad when he's lee.

You can kinda gauge if he's in a mood by just saying the t-word (if you can, that is)

If you don't have that magic, then he's still pretty obvious in other ways.

Extra stuttering, constantly adjusting his glasses, eyes lingering on your hands, wobbly smiles. If you've got eyes, you'll be able to tell.

Will deny it at first, but it's pretty flimsy.

“I-I don't know what you're talking about. I survived the roughest interdimensional plane there is. I don't need…that.”

He falls apart the minute you wiggle your fingers at him.

Worst spots are his hips, followed by his ribs. A few squeezes to either will have him snorting up a storm.

Melt spots are his ears and the tops of his thighs. Like his brother, his ears are lovely to run a feather across for both him and the ler. He loves gentle traces on his thighs, though. Have him a melted, giggling puddle in seconds.

He loses tickle fights on purpose at least 76.4% of the time. Don’t ask me how I got that number: I just know.

Ler:

His ler moods are rare, but if he’s feeling a bit distant from his family, he’ll try and piece things with some giggles.

Soft, playful ler. He never wants to go too far, but he isn’t afraid to goof around and tease while he’s at it.

“I think I’ve got a leg up here, huh? Thanks to my extra fingers, this has gotta be at least 20% more ticklish~”

“You really do blush quite a lot. It’s pretty cute to watch.”

“As a scientist, it’s my job to conduct experiments. Let’s try now. Hypothesis: if I get your worst spot, you’ll laugh at least twice as loud as you are now. Time for the experiment~”

The moment you say stop, even if you don’t mean it, he pulls away. If you want more, you’ll have to ask him.

Pretty great with aftercare. Will absolutely cuddle you, maybe even tell some stories if you’re interested. He’s got plenty from his time in the portal, though he keeps the angstier ones to himself. Any tale he tells is almost guaranteed to make you smile.

🎩Bill💛

General:

Believe it or not, the chaotic dorito does like tickling. In fact, after him and Mabel’s interaction, they seem to randomly plague his thoughts at the most inopportune times. It goes in either direction, his moods as random as his personality.

Considering this, we’re gonna go straight-up switch.

Lee:

These moods are especially hard for the demon to satiate. His friends are insane, but none completely batshit enough to try something like tickling him. When he needs a fix, he usually has to outsource it or suffer until it goes away.

On the off chance he does outsource, he goes for one of the Pines twins. They’re hesitant to let him in, but he’s a sweet-talker. Once he’s inside, it barely takes an hour for him to provoke someone into wrecking him.

His spots vary based on the body he’s inhabiting. The one time he was tickled in his own (Weirdmageddon incident, don’t ask), he found that his hat and feet got him laughing the most.

(don’t come at me, his hat re-grew flesh when he got shot in it)

He doesn’t really have a distinct melt spot, though he loves being tickled right beneath his bowtie. It makes him kick and squirm, but it also makes him incredibly giddy.

Ler:

I’d tell you to run for your life, but it won’t do you much good.

Evil, sarcastic and rough ler. Good luck breathing o7

The kinda dude to go for all your worst spots first, and only explore the softer side if he’s wanting to spice things up.

Can and will generate any tool he feels like to wreck you (surprisingly enough, he’ll ask first)

Boundaries really need to be set before anything happens. Otherwise he’ll just go until he feels like stopping. If you look on the brink of passing out, he’ll quit, but other than that nah.

VERY teasy, with a large handful of sarcasm and sass.

“Geez, you laugh really loud when I get ya here. Mind dialing it down? I don’t wanna go deaf before I’m 20 million.”

“Ha! You snort? I’ve gotta hear that again, c’mon!”

“You’re confusing. You say ‘no, go away,’ but you haven’t even tried escaping. I’m supposed to be the crazy one here; mind explaining?”

“Wow, this is driving you nuts, huh? We’re gonna match!”

Not super great at aftercare unless you ask. He can make any snack or drink you want by snapping, and he knows some great rom-coms to doze off to (don’t ask why unless you wanna go for round two).

#gravity falls tickle #ticklish!stan #ticklish!ford #ticklish!bill #sfw tickling community #tickle #gf tickle #sfw tickle headcanons #lee!ford #lee!stan #lee!bill #ler!ford #ler!stan #ler!bill #ticklish!stanford #ticklish!stanley #gravity falls #tickle thoughts

[anns-works]

Jay, Lloyd and (and Morro) Things.

The Trenchcoat Adventure™.

On the same week as that, they crashed into a stranger's meet up to thank them for being understanding enough that night when working as a cashier. Making their day.

Like literally, so many late night snack runs...

Introducing Lloyd to the League Of Jay was the best (kid got a chance to be a kid again) and the worst (they forgot how much of a gremlin he used to be) thing Jay did.

Lloyd took up art with Scott by graffitiing the walls of Cliff Gordon's mansion.

Once Jay and Lloyd disappeared off the face of the earth and everyone started panicking cuz they thought they got kidnapped. Found them two weeks later on the other side of the continent after Lloyd called saying Jay was in the hospital. Turns out he had a severe allergic reaction after the café they were having brunch at messed up their orders and put peanuts in his food.

Disappeared off the face of the earth AGAIN. But this time they came back a week later in their crumpled PJs looking like they got mauled by a feral racoon in a forest. A freshly revived Morro in tow.

Kai, having several breakdowns: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK-

Jay: Kai, chill. We got a guy who came back from the dead and is probably very understandably confused right now. Do you really wanna do this?

Kai, full on having a stroke: I'M-

Morro, vibing: Hey, is that ice cream.

On that note, never let these three be in a room together.

Jay and Lloyd are chaotic sure but with Morro they just lose all sense of morality and are down to commit multiple felonies at a moment's notice.

Jay and Lloyd: I'm just a silly little guy :)

Morro: *exists*

Jay and Lloyd: Ok its time to commit war crimes

Morro himself doesn't have to do anything, like he'll enter the room and his mere presence will be enough to trigger these bozos into committing arson. He's actually pretty chill.

Jay: I wanna add one of the ninjas into the League

Scott: Yeah, no. Not gonna happen

Jay: *sends a pic of Lloyd*

Scott:...Ok I'm willing to make an exception cuz they look very polite

Jay managed to convince Morro and Lloyd to help him mess w/ Zane's audio output and the next month they spent dealing with what was an increase of hostility towards the nindroid from the criminals.

Villain of the week: Hahahaha! I've got you now ninjas!

Zane, in a weird mesh of a australian and californian accent: You thought so smurf now get ready to eat this bread you thoty square!

Villain of the week: what the fuck

Also these guys in Trip (ninjago tumblr) are the best thing ever.

@ living-in-htis-windy-pain (Morro): This guy was declared dead abt a couple of months ago and today I get this message from him.

[Image description: Jay throwing a peace sign at the camera. He has white hair and pink-blue dual colored eyes. There is a blurry figure of Lloyd in the background staring at the camera. The caption reads "i lived bitch". End description.]

@ living-in-htis-windy-pain (Morro): i just started a 30-days free trial on having a normal life.

@ zappy-traffic-violation (Jay): where's the link?

@ thepoweroffriendship (Lloyd): WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINK OP?!?!?!

#Bronze Skies And Wine Seas #lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago headcanons #jay walker #lloyd garmadon #morro master of wind #morro #ninjago jay #ninjago lloyd #ninjago morro #ninjago zane #BSAWS Jay #BSAWS Lloyd #BSAWS Morro #BSAWS Kai #BSAWS Zane #BSAWS Scott #writing #writing shitposts #ninjago shitposting #ninjago shitpost #The Great Hypothetical AU

[moralesmilesanhour]

Its crazy you post villain miles now, i was just thinking they should start letting him murk people

He keeps getting put in situations where I would've committed felonies. His level of restraint is SAINTLY like how you have somebody tell you TO YOUR FACE that they will not stop until they kill yew and your whole family and you still like "I know you're a good person :)" 😭

He deserves to get a little silly with it at this point (murder)

#asks #mind you he is actually a very competent fighter and very smart so he absolutely could murk niggas if he wanted to

[methinmycoffee]

I don’t love when people try and use the “He’s just a little kid” argument for Cartman. Like, okay, sure he’s ten, but it’s still not excusable and also he has committed homicide. That is definitely not regular ten year old behavior.

Like, if he was just spitting on people and taking lunch money then there could be so arguments to be made for how children grow out of that behavior/blaming his enabling mother. But after a certain amount of felonies you have to consider that maybe he is a fictional character who is meant to be satirically irredeemable.

I wouldn’t mind so much except the people who make this argument are usually defending especially antisemitism, but also homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, ableism and everything else. Like why are you dying on the hill that Eric Cartman is just a kid? Makes you sound a little bit like you agree with him, even if you swear that you don’t.

And ending your post with “none of the other kids are perfect either.” Does not help your point. Nobody was saying that. You’re fighting a strawman. But just because nobody else is perfect doesn’t mean that Cartman is justified or better in anyway. This is using two common tactics in shitty debates, straw manning and using “what-about-ism” to point to the other side’s flaws to deflect from their own.

And I don’t dislike Cartman in the show. He is obviously the one of the most important characters, he defines most of the dynamics. I just think it’s so silly that people are like “stop calling Cartman bad, he’s just a little kid.” He is supposed to be satirically awful and defending him makes you look like you defend antisemitism and everything else. Again, even if you swear that you don’t.

#south park #eric cartman #I think people are reading to far in to him #he’s literally just meant to be a little turd #I Don’t think he’s meant to be the embodiment of evil necessarily #but I’m pretty sure he was never intended to be redeemed #sorry for the rant #I Don’t think I’ve ever done this before #but I’ve seen one too many of these posts and figured I’d get this out there #I like Cartman #I will not defend him #just like how I probably won’t defend South Park as a whole #when people ask me why I like it I usually just say ‘I don’t want to’ #idk if this is controversial or not honestly #I Don’t think it is #I figured I’d take a stance anyway though

[shkrofthebooty9000]

I fully believe in short Pebbles supremacy.

He is little.

And silly.

And will commit the occasional felony.

#rain world downpour #rain world #rw five pebbles #five pebbles

[aesopsbaby]

Yippee!! My little meow meow ♡ (he's a bat shit insane killer)

I was too silly and made doodles of the loml <33 he's a little insane and might have committed several felonies but that's fine :) he was just a little silly goose I love himfhsb

#Identity V #Idv #Aesop Carl #idv embalmer #idv aesop #identity v fanart