#concocting

[giffypudding]

At last my serum is almost complete

#as told by ginger #gif #macy #macie lightfoot #mixing #cocktails #drinks #bartender #mixing drinks #concocting #potions #lab coat

[raskolnikovslawyer]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

#she has to make a drinkable concoction one of these days right? #like. statistically #x

[cemeterything]

some of my favorite decapitation scar designs

#🐉 #decapitation #'this looks like ass' you will sit down and eat my mspaint concoctions

[jedi-starbird]

Qui-Gon: Remember padawan, what's rule number one?

Obi-Wan: Deny. Deny. Deny.

Qui-Gon: Ah no, the other one.

Obi-Wan: No matter what, commit to the bit.

Qui-Gon, handing Obi-Wan a fake mustache and a harpoon: Exactly! Now let's go.

#qui gon: rule 1: commit to the bit. rule 2: fuck the council. rule 3: idk no murder or something #what mission shenanigans has quiggs concocted this time? welcome to obi wans least favourite game #they're going undercover as whale fishermen its moby dick time lol #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #qui gon and obi wan #star wars

[frogliftcertified]

halo reach has some highly tumblr named drinks i think

#the purple concoction #halo #halo reach

[kami-kun1003]

im just gonna come right out and say it:

pretty much everyone in this fandom portrays Silver as this perfect, flawless, polite, beautiful, princely, romantic gentleman who can do absolutely no wrong in his life ever. which is… not really accurate at all.

he’s odd. he struggles with showing emotions and doesn’t understand social cues very well. his dorm uniform vignette is literally about how people find him strange and unapproachable due to his lack of expressiveness. in his lab coat vignette, Jamil straight up calls him weird to his face and he fully agrees without hesitation.

and in one of his voice lines, he calls Yuu strange just for wanting to hang out with him. stop and think about that for a second. he considers himself boring and doesn’t expect anyone would want to spend time with him. maybe he used to try and make friends, but people kept avoiding him, saying that he wasn’t fun to be around.

he’s not the handsome guy that everybody in the school falls for, he’s the quiet kid who doesn’t say much or has any friends outside of his own personal circle. and i think that has a lot of potential for angst.

#if u reply to my post with smth like ‘oh but he IS perfect and flawless and princely’ i will actually fucking block you #youre free to disagree with me ofc but please dont be annoying about it #read a vignette instead of an x reader i am begging you #i wrote this on zero sleep so if i seem annoyed or my wording is off thats why #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst silver #twst analysis #diasomnia #chemy’s concoctions 🧪

[pebbleyoufindonthestreet]

Oh, looks like your copy of Undertale had an extra attachment.. It looks like you’ve got a sans on your computer now..?

He’s fun to have! Just uh.. don’t forget you’ve got company now, alright?

Luckily, communication isn’t a problem!

.. Whoops.

(Don’t worry though, he likes you!)

Should I draw him in your walls next? <3333

#the amount of time I spent on the desktop background is embarrassing.. #I HATE using the procreate text tool ;-; #which is why half the text is written lol #also also #since hes a file on your computer.. you could probably reprogram his file #so.. you could tweak him howerever you’d like.. #you could also delete him whenever you want.. Even with some protest it could be done #which can cause a lot of existential dread for this poor skeleton lol #but I think he trusts you #sans #undertale #sansnomaly #sans x you #silly art #this flavor of sans simp-ery is escpecially concocted for me dude

[mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever]

nervous laugther

my first attempt at clean-ish colored lypsync animation yipp-

#yeah its pretty random clip #just kind off filling in the silence #the real interaction was muuuch more simpler than whatever i concocted #i edited the audio a bit btw. sorry if it sounds a bit weird #zedaph #decked out 2 #hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft #mauv's work #tangotek #mauv's animations

[dearoneworld]

This Present darkness

"If the light in you is dark then how great is the darkness" It is 2amBut I am thinking of a way to tell my dreams that I have no means to lead it to its reality Do I tell it? That it was child’s play that I didn’t really mean the words I say?Or that it was just a charade? How do I tell it? That I have become a herbalistConcocting lies from the lessons Experience leaves meThat as I sip of…

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#charade #childhood #concocting #dizzy #dream #Experience #herbalist #how #leaves #this Present darkness

[hypewinter]

Jazz wasn't crazy. People might argue that burning her childhood home to the ground with her parents still inside would be an indicator of insanity. But how else was she supposed to react after coming back home from college to find out her parents had brutally killed her brother via vivisection?

Dying her hair blonde wasn't crazy either before anyone asked. Plenty of girls dyed their hair when they needed a change. Besides, she could never live with herself if she kept the same hair color as that vile woman.

Admittedly Jazz would have to secede moving to Gotham had been a little crazy but it was the perfect place to start fresh and blend in despite her "quirks". She had even picked out a nice new identity for herself.

Clearly Jazz was not crazy as she had managed to land a job at Arkham Asylum as a psychiatrist. If she were really insane would they have ever hired her? No they wouldn't have.

Jazz was not crazy. She was very much sane. Just like her precious Mr. J.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #winter's tales #not sure which one this fits under more #surprise! jazz is harley quinn #do not ask me how my brain concocted this for i truly have no idea #i was merely as vessel for my own crazy thoughts in this case #btw y'all i tried to look up whether harley was a psychologist or a psychiatrist because i couldn't remember #and i got conflicting answers #i think the general consensus is she's a psychiatrist who acts like a psychologist #because most writers don't know the difference #and by general consensus i mean i saw a total of one source that had that opinion #but it makes the most sense to me so i'm running with it #the same source (reddit) as theorized that she's a double major #which also makes sense because even in her origins she's studying psychology #but she's also going to med school!? #hello?? #you don't even need to be an expert or anything #just open a dictionary! #look it up on google! #something! #anywho #her job switches depending on the era comic run writer etc #you know basic comic book shenanigans #sorry for the rant y'all #it was just so mind boggling that it actually became a little funny #so i thought i'd share

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™ #every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10 #there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now #YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food #Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic #the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases #the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not) #they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there #mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian #unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions #there are memes of them; they hate it #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf hualian #tgcf fengqing #mxtx hell #mxtx fandom #mxtx au #tgcf au #heaven official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #tgcf fanfic

[genderkoolaid]

Sorry, but as a non-passing trans man, I'd much rather be in a room with 100 terfs than in a room with 20 misogynistic, blackpill men who wouldn't hesitate to spike my drink-- you can say you disagree with me via some witty comeback, but I know that you'd choose if you really had to

what the fuck are you talking about man. what even is this situation. both seem pretty awful. do you think i'm gonna talk about how cool and awesome blackpill cis guys are? how they're better than terfs? what are you expecting here?

#m. #ask box #also i mean many transmascs have experienced corrective rape by terves #regardless idk why your in my inbox concocting Situations. weird! #hate mail

[allyriadayne]

AEGON TARGARYEN AND JACAERYS VELARYON: PARALLELS AND FOILS

Criston: Eldest son against eldest son. Harwin: It's hardly a fair match.

#aegon ii targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #house of the dragon #aegon x jacaerys #aegon x jace #hotd #hotdedit #gameofthronesdaily #targaryensource #dailyhotdgifs #houseofthedragonedit #hotdcentral #mariana does things #*hotd #photoset #different coloring on every gif.... don't look at me or my spontaneous forgetful nature #ARE YOU PICKING UP WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN? #parallels foils similar and different. two cars going the same way on different lanes #drink my concoction boys #it's not necessarily 'jace is better than aegon' thing because it's not. it's just. LOOK AT THEM! #childhood crush childhood bully then in adulthood rivals. enemies. that cut scene w jace and rhaenyra going 'what is to be done about #the usurper?' why are you as a man so interested in your uncle #Starcrossed lovers on a treacherous night / sharpening the blades of murderous delight #this post is like 25 gifs long....i apologize i got excited

[lambergeier]

it's really good and important to know that the fourteenth doctor knows what warrior cats MAPs are. he knows about them and has opinions on them. because donna has a teenage online crafty trans daughter so DONNA knows what warriors maps are because rose contributed to them very badly age 12 and made donna watch every single one of them, which donna ofc did because she's a great mom, and so fourteen is in the back garden saying something insanely wistful and melodramatic and homoerotic about still hearing the master in his dreams sometimes and ROSE doesn't say 'just like starclan......' but donna 10000% does. she doesn't even regret it. and then she shows 14 all the warrior cats MAPs that rose contributed to very badly age 12 and mr. fourteen experiences a new kind of wonder/beauty/awe

#doctor who #you cannot even comprehend the kind of doctor who knowledge my wife and i are unearthing in the kitchen at 10:35pm #the true and indisputable Theorems were are Concocting

[riceballoon]

"She gave me light, and now I'm going to be killed by her." i'm going to Bash my Head in. These two are going to kill me

#golden kamuy #asirpa #ogata hyakunosuke #this is my first full bg piece in a Long time... i'm glad i managed to make another one since i suck ass at them #played around with asirpa's poison concoction i love how often it gets brought up #golden kamuy spoilers #my art

[dragonsareverycool]

A Brothers Reunion

The small summoning circle lit up, casting a soft green glow, as two eyes watched it with weary hope.

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Two demons argued violently about a soul, and Danny sighed from his spot on the throne that fully claimed him a month ago. While he still found it hilarious how thoroughly this guy managed to swindle so many of the high ranking demons, it had started to cross into annoying territory. Danny was seriously considering making a whole office dedicated specifically to hold all the paperwork one ‘John Constantine’ was seemingly generating with his very presence. Suddenly, Danny felt a soft tug on his core, much gentler then the summoning rituals of all those crazy cultists that keep popping out of nowhere used. More like the circles he gave to Sam Tucker or Jazz. But he could feel the summoner’s emotions, and the poor guy on the other end felt like he was about to cry.

Danny mentally went through everyone he’s given his personal line to. Then, he shot up and called for Fright Knight to send the demons away while Danny quickly allowed himself to be pulled through the summoning circle to where his brother waited anxiously.

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The circle flared, and a large eldrich like figure quickly crawled through. Then, a very familiar voice muttered

“Man I wish these things weren’t so dramatic. I already scared the shit out of the justice league because of it” as the being’s form shifted to the more familiar form he took when seeing Damian for the first time in a decade. His white hair looked a little longer now, and his eyes a less toxic green.

“Danyal” Damian said stiffly. Danny looked up, making eye contact with Damian before responding

“Damian” in response Damian lunged, pressing a blade to Danny’s neck before asking a question only Danny could answer.

“What’s the last story you told me?” Danny simply smiled nostalgically,

“There’s the Damian I know. I told you about Canis Minor 16 days before I died the first time.” Damian heasitated before putting away his weapon and paused before he quickly started to hug Danny, who returned the hug.

“… first time?” Damian asked, still in Danny’s arms.

“Mother didn’t tell you what happened to me after, did she?” Danny asked into his twins hair. Damian didn’t even bother to say anything and just turned his head to look at Danny balefully, before Danny sighed and said

“Of course she didn’t. I was dunked into the Lazarus pits, before mother dropped me off in the middle of nowhere America, where she forbade me from ever talking about my old life or ever attempting to contact you.” Damian paused to process this, before saying

“And the second time?” Danny sighed at that, his face set into a grimace. Damian started to move, bringing Danyal over to his bed, where Danny realized Damian had summoned Danny in his room. Damian sat them both onto his bed, and curled further into Danny’s arms, while gesturing to continue.

“I was adopted by a couple who claimed to be ‘ectobiologists’ who already had an older daughter named Jazz. She’s my sister.” Damian nodded solemnly at that, mentally adding ‘Jazz’ to his list of siblings. Danny pulled out his brick of a phone and started showing Damian pictures of his adoptive parents, his sister and everything else as he spoke about it. “They’d been working on a project in their lab since before they adopted me, longer then they’re had Jazz even. When I was fourteen, they finally tried to turn it on. It failed. It was a portal to what they called ‘The Ghost Zone’, but that realm is much more. The Infinite Realms are the glue that holds all universes together, and its a kind of afterlife. They didn’t know half of that, only that some souls of humans who died stay there, and even then, they thought that these ghosts were only a husk of their former selves, and couldn’t feel pain.” Damian started to connect the dots at that and asked

“You’re one of these ghosts?” It was almost a statement, but Damian wasn’t going to make many assumptions. Danny nodded before continuing

“I had two friends who convinced me to show them the failed portal. I walked inside of the portal we assumed was completely defunct, and I tripped over one of the many wires on the floor. When I tried to stabilize myself, I hit the on button.” Damian’s eyes widened, and he froze while Danny paused. After a moment, Danny continued, saying “My adoptive parents had connected the portal to the towns power grid, and the portal opened up on top of me. Electricity and ectoplasm, what ghosts and the Infinite Realms are made of, clashed inside my body, killing me and reviving me repeatedly until the portal finally spit me back out. I only half died that day.” Danny put his phone away and focused on playing with Damian’s hair. Damian reveled in his brothers affectionate touch like when they were small.

“Half?” Damian asks after a minute or two.

“Half. I technically have several ghost forms, and I have a human form” Damian looked up from Danyal’s arms, his eyes asking the obvious question he was a little afraid to ask, though he’d never admit it. Danny smiled at the unasked question, and rings of light formed around him, before dissipating and revealing a very much alive eighteen year old Danyal Nightingale. He grabbed one of Damian’s hands and pressed it against his neck, allowing Damian to revel in feeling his former dead brother’s pulse. Damian tested Danny’s wrist, and put his ear against Danny’s now warm chest.

Damian will deny the appearance of tears to his death, but Danny didn’t say anything, he just held Damian closer. After a while Danyal started to talk about the stars. Filling the silence with quiet but passionate rambling about stars and space. It was familiar. It was safe and warm and then Richard ruined the moment by slamming open Damian’s door yelling about a ‘Family Game Night’ and got a knife for his troubles. Of course he dodged with practiced ease, but then he realized Damian wasn’t alone in his room. Time seemed to freeze at the stand off. Dick had frozen, as the joy on his face seemed to leach away at the realization that there was an intruder.

#sorry for the cliffhanger #I have no idea what else to write #You can tell who’s pov is being focused on by how people are referred to #didn’t even realize I was doing it till like half way through #dpxdc #demon twins au #demon twins #be fed foul creatures #seems y’all like what awful concoctions I make so here #feel free to use as inspo #I would like credit if only so I can tell and be so happy that my work has inspired more #I am chronically online so I’ll probably see it #unless it’s on twi- I mean X #it’s a disease and I don’t have my shots #also yes Dick is indeed jealous of this rando being able to hold Damian and give him affection without the threat of bodily harm lmao