#count your age

[lucradiss]

“Oh the age gap was too big I aged one of them up/down so they’re the same age”

YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR WEAKNESS! YOU ROLL ON YOUR SPINELESS BACK AND EXPOSE YOUR COWARD BELLY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! I DONT HAVE A SHIP WITH AN AGE GAP OF LESS THAN A DECADE! GIVE THESE MIDDLE AGED MEN A TWINK AND SOME VIAGRA AND THEYRE READY TO GO!

#hilson #house md #not art #saw #chainshipping #of course none of my ships really include twinks #other than chainshipping #thilbo also has a crazy age gap #thilbo #the only non-age gap I have is aziracrow #but they were born at the beginning of time so idk if that counts #in any case #i’m joking of course #because read and write what you want! #if you want to age characters up or down do so to your heart’s content #but there is SO MUCH that can be done with an age gap #insecurity on both sides #not to mention the fucking omegaverse potential #but yeah #write what you want read what you want #but age gaps can really add some life to a fic

[royaltea000]

cannot STAND this guy

#the first time I draw lietpru interacting and it’s this #I’m so sorry to my lietpru likers out there #also sorry for the quality I drew this when I was half blind and exhausted but wouldn’t go to bed for some reason #so I really had no idea what it looked like until this morning #😭 #also this might be ooc but I thought it would be funny lol so it doesn’t matter #he would NOT fucking say that #no one would it’s the Middle Ages why are you talking about poppin your snatch do you want to be burned at the stake #lietpru #does this count lol #hws prussia #hws lithuania #aph teutonic knights #gilbert beilschmidt #tolys laurinaitis #digital art #my art #fanart

[finn0cchio]

aang: if we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too?

zuko:

aang: what?

zuko: just friends?

aang: ...yes? I don't get what's happening right now...

zuko, scoffing: I thought I was special. I thought we had something.

aang: you literally try to kill me every chance you get. How is that having "something"?

zuko: well excuse me if I don't know how to flirt back. Unbelievable this guy.

#they're aged up #THEYRE ALWAYS AGED UP WHEN I USE THE ATLA TIMELINE #atla #avatar the last airbender #atla zuko #atla aang #zukaang #unbelievable the audacity of that bald guy #like... not everyone can flirt without threatening your life #ugh gay people these days #text post #incorrect zukaang quotes #do these things count as incorrect quotes? #i don't really care lol

[fawnforevergone]

what absolutely floors me is the way "Unknown (Nth)" is the song for Treachery, and yet is more about betraying ourselves rather than being betrayed. hozier says that, when the break-up happened, it felt as though his lover was chewing on his heart while it still beats, but he can only blame himself because entering a relationship is acknowledging the chance it may fail and still going through with it. AND THEN HE SAYS "i'd walk so far just to take the injury of finally knowing you" - meaning he would do it all again with the knowledge of failure because isn't that what he risked in the first place anyway? ,,,"Unknown (Nth)", the weapon that you are-

#if u guys want i will go full dante mode on how this relates to the most DEVASTATING part of inferno #btw ik i posted the article on this ages ago but im back to talk on it again #and how unknown links to eat your young because of it #the unknown > count ugolino > eat your young pipeline goes crazy #if his ( apparent ) new music in march is about inferno... #u guys will have to suffer so much ramblings from me im sorry in advance #hozier's inferno #unreal unearth #unknown/nth #lyric analysis #hozier

[livwritesstuff]

So Steve obviously loves Valentine’s Day.

This didn’t ever come as a surprise to Eddie, and in the years between when they started dating and when their kids were born, it was something that never changed.

When Steve walked in the door fresh off the afternoon carpool route with their three daughters in tow and said, “Dude – I swear to god this has gotta be the best Valentine’s Day ever,” Eddie wasn’t exactly taken aback, more just unsure what could have happened so early in the day that had him this confident that V-Day of 2012 would be the best one ever.

“Why?” Eddie asked suspiciously.

“When I dropped off Ava, David invited me over to watch the basketball game,” he replies, still with a massive grin on his face even as their daughters dump their backpacks and jackets and shoes all over the ground instead of hanging them up like they should be doing.

Eddie made a face – David, one of their neighbors and an unfortunate addition to the elementary school carpool circuit, is notably a total fucking loser. 

He’s also obsessed with Steve (and not even in a gay way, which Eddie could at least understand – no, it’s in this weird, loser, ex-jock who peaked in high school kind of way).

“I know, right? I’m pretty sure he’s that fucking desperate for something to do tonight that isn’t his wife,” Steve continued.

“What’s wrong with his wife?”

“Ed, believe it or not, it gets even better.”

“Tell me,” Eddie demanded, finally getting that Steve’s got a whole-ass story for him.

“I’m going to, man, holy shit,” Steve shook his head as he stepped over the mess their kids left behind (because one of them would be corralling them all back downstairs to deal with their shit like they’re supposed to)

So Eddie listens as Steve launches into a retelling of the conversation he apparently had with David, who, predictably, acted like a total fucking loser about how Steve actually wanted to spend time with his family on Valentine’s Day.

“What does this have to do with his wife?” Eddie asked when Steve reached a stopping point, “Other than how incredibly sad it is for her.”

“Right – so get this. David ended up telling me that his wife is going out tonight with Chris, and I figured he meant Chris, like Christine, Liam’s mom, because I know they’re friends, but it’s not. It’s Chris, the divorced dad on the PTA, and apparently they hang out all the time.”

Eddie’s eyes widened as he pieced together what Steve was implying.

“No fucking way.”

“Right?!? And, look, you know I think cheating is wrong, but…I dunno, I really hope she has a fantastic Valentine’s Day.”

#idk idk something about middle-aged Steve knowing all the hot goss in their suburban town #this doesn’t really count as a valentine’s day post lol maybe i’ll fathom something else up later #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #also this is inspired by a tiktok - will link if i can track it down #rereading this there are a *lot* of F-Bombs srry if that’s not your vibe #i feel like they’re at that stage in parenthood where they know their kids know the words #so what’s the point in hiding it anymore? #judgy-steve my beloved

[miralyk]

reasons i wish i was fluent in non-english languages: better understanding even more puns and wordplay

when looking up assassin's creed (and protocreed) fanart in chinese, apparently desmond's fandom nickname is a pun that calls him cute?? oh my god 😭

"呆萌" means adorkable, kawaii, and so on, and apparently his "cute" nickname and actual name are similar in chinese pronunciation!

but yeah, wish i know vietnamese better to understand and do stuff like this too! it's a very sweet way to show love across languages :'0

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #protocreed #ig tagging protocreed still counts since i was digging for it in lofter and bilibili #alex's fandom nickname is apparently A哥 #and 哥 is the honorific for a guy around your age like jpn = san and viet = anh LMAO #text

[autistickaitovocaloid]

World's smallest and shittiest lab partners

#unlabelled drawing tag #vocaloid #project diva #<- they're modules from the games so it counts #hatsune miku #kaito #been meaning to draw these two for age wahoo #i think miku turned out better but i didn't want to post her alone so #these are from an magma board i did btw that's why they look like that #''kaito turn around your lab partner's having an anxiety attack'' - riley #id in alt text

[sawvidae]

Please learn to use tags.

Half the stuff you share is Hilarious, and half is unhinged fucking garbage.

It would be nice to be able to filter out the later half...

my sincerest apologies. shall i run each post i think about reblogging by you, O Great Anon, so that you may deem if i should tag it "#funny" or "#not funny"?

#the only unhinged fucking garbage is how you think this is a reasonable thing to send #i stopped caring about follower count on this site ages ago and honestly do not care if you unfollow for this #if we're mutuals then theres like a 50/50 chance i care. if we talk outside of tumblr then id be hurt but id more just lose respect for you #for thinking fucking anon hate is a reasonable way to approach this #anyways i run this blog for me and i simply do not feel like spending 1/3 of my time online typing up the same 'txt' 'video' 'art' tags #if it bothers you that badly youre free to unfollow. if you send anything else on this point youre getting blocked

[varuunsith]

pretty funny to see sometimes people who romanced alistair complaining and heartbroken over him not marrying your warden bc. as a leliana romancer and truther. she literally girlbossed her way into becoming the pope just so she could marry a warden of any race and gender. sucks to y'all but my girl would canonically never leave me

#dragon age #dragon age origins #warden x leliana #leliana #alistair theirin #not even death did them apart and im supposed to read that alistair is the best romance?? #girl he kicked you out the first thing after becoming king through your own bloody work. count ur losses and move on

[mattiebluebird]

I know it's fiction but it makes absolutely no sense for the batfam not to have any significant (visible) scars/disabilities at all. They get beat up nightly for years on end. They leap over buildings all the time, they've never fucked up their knee? Knees are so easy to fuck up and difficult to fix. Dick is an acrobat, they have notoriously bad joint health and at his age he shouldnt be able to pull off half the shit he does. Absolutely ridiculous they have no scars or brain damage. THEY DONT WEAR HEAD PROTECTION OF ANY KIND. They're getting punched in the face, thrown off of buildings etc etc ALL THE TIME. No brain damage?? No CTE??? Not even missing teeth?? Give me a fucking break.

#honestly im sure its mostly bc of the weird insistence that Only Villains Can Have Scars #which is. so stupid. #i have beef w most fighters in media bc they NEVER HAVE HEAD PROTECTIONZ #despite the fact that your skull is so important & also a major target for any opponent #like even barring the obvious protection from. yknow. brain damage. did Bruce never get cps calls bc his kids always have black eyes #and broken noses? #being an athlete/gymnast from a young age FUCKS UP your body. ig id just like to see an acknowledgement of that #well jason wears a helmet but ig he learned from his mistakes. lol #also why i like dukes helmet (training arc one not. wtv he has now.) #ig the cowl MIGHT count as head gear. but robins dont get shit huh. #dc #batfam #dc comics #jason todd #duke thomas #dick grayson #damian wayne

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #59

Jack Fenton is a lot of things, a caring husband, a scientist, and even a dad! Or so he thought, until he finds out Maddie Cheated on him and Danny wasn’t really his, he knew the initial on the guy was B. W. but he didn’t know who that was. He got into a fight with her about it and he left for a couple days to clear his head.

Jazz, and Danny were in the basement along with their mom who was trying to get the portal activated. It wasn’t working and she was getting frustrated. Danny hates that his parents were fighting over him, he didn’t know who his real father was but he was a little curious. Jack and Maddie had always put their research above all else and he wished he had a normal family.

Danny goes into the hole where the portal is and trips on a wire, in a blinding light he dies and is brought back. Unfortunately the portal wasn’t quite ready without Jack helping and an explosion spreads out in the basement killing both Jazz and Maddie. Jack comes home to find only Danny alive. He resents the boy, of course he does Danny took away his only chance at normal.

Danny after a couple weeks of getting abused by the now alcoholic Jack, runs away to Gotham, he’s got to find Batman, he’s the worlds greatest detective, surely he can find who B. W. Is right?

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #Maddie has an affair with Bruce Wayne #Jack Fenton #Jack is a bad parent #poor danny #danny is 10 #Danny runs away #Unsupervised 10 year old in Gotham with weeks old new powers #Danny gets adopted #or does he? Does it count if your the blood parent? #You can make Danny any age but I feel the naivety of a 10 year old would work great in this situation #All my prompts are free for anyone to use #My cosmic purpose in life is to spread creativity #Also I just want more fanfics to read LMAO #my asks are still open btw #I’ll leave them open but I’m still adding that tag

[justagayfish]

I forgot to post them horses??? All those mlp aus got me into the mood again, so why not mix two hyperfixations, and make it dragon age

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #dai dorian #dorian pavus #dai cullen #cullen rutherford #yes this counts as cullrian to me okay #i love them together your honor #my art #digital art #mlp #is this an mlp au? #is it really? #mlp x da

[itstimeforstarwars]

I love that Dooku raised Rael and Qui-Gon back to back and then after Qui-Gon became a knight Dooku had to take like a 30 year break before deciding to raise Komari.

#chit chat #like. qui gon raised two padawans before dooku started on his third #even if u have komari older than obi wan rather than close in age galidraan did happen when obi wan was 13 #at least from what i remember that's the timeline #so like. xanatos bounced a full decade at least before komari did #disaster child so chaotic u need to have two grandkids before you even consider having another of your own lmao #did komari have anyone that really felt like a siblingmentor to her? #like qui gon had with Rael #like xanatos had (in theory) with feemor #was she lonely being the only kid in the lineage #was she super excited about nim only for nim to die on her first mission? #(idk exactly when nim exists in the timeline) #makes u wonder #galidraan au #komari vosa #count dooku

[wizardsix]

astarion stans who refuse to try befriending or even romancing anyone else are the most annoying mfs. "I only romance astarion I just can't relate to the other stories" really? you can't relate to gales deep self loathing? his deep love and loyalty for those he cares about? you can't relate to wylls kind heart and desire to always do good, even if it means he's miserable? can't relate to shadowheart blindly following a god, only to learn the truth and reinvent herself? you can't relate to lae'zel or karlach who were lied to and used as weapons their whole lives, but continue to push on even when they're scared? you can't relate to the overarching theme of authority vs autonomy???

it's not difficult, it's just people refusing to appreciate and explore the game to its fullest bc their manipulative sexy vampire is all they need(something astarion actually loathes being seen as btw). but ok, you can be boring and do whatever you want, but don't lie and say the other stories are bad, because they're not. it's simply a lack of media literacy and critical thinking. because to you, if a character doesn't tell you point blank that they're aware of their situation, it's bad writing. missing the entire point that victims don't always realize the situation they're in. keep in mind astarion and karlach are the only ones who got away from their abusers, which is why they tell you clearly and confidently about what happened to them, fully aware that it was abuse. whereas the others give only their tunnel visioned perspective and speak highly of their deity(not caring about themselves, wish to appease them for something in return).

don't get me wrong (seriously, if I see one person misunderstand me I'm going to lose it) astarion is a good character, but people who only like him need to stop acting like he's the only complex and well written one. stop crying when people with brains call you out for being weird about his ascended ending. the game isn't about him. at least try and show some respect to those who worked hard on the game. make an oc and try new things, i promise the fictional vampire won't care if you don't romance him one run. have a drink with shadowheart, dance with wyll, go to a restaurant w karlach, maybe then you'll calm down.

#this isn't astarion slander this is a critical post against his annoying ass fans #if this post offends you then youre exactly who im talking about. use your brains. i want people to appreciate larians hard work #idk man i just dont understand people who play heavily choice based games and don't try different things #again dear god do not get me wrong. play how you want. its the people that literally lie about characters that irritate me #'gales full of himself/lae'zel is mean/wyll is boring' tell me your brain is full of holes w/o telling me #also. shocking. but youre allowed to dislike or be neutral on characters but at least try to see their story and give a Valid reason why #no 'gale was toxic to mystra' doesn't count bc thats a blatant lie. and him forcefully triggering romance stuff is a bug. try again #the thing is too i just know this chaos is caused by dragon age stans that migrated to baldur's gate bc the next game is gonna fucking tank #cant keep their stupidity in the da fanbase it seems #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #six speaks #also im not saying every stories writing is perfect bc not even astarions is perfect. i have criticism for all of them #but at their core they succeed in delivering the themes mentioned above

[caregivingchrysalises]

oh beloved, i’m here, papa’s here, *softly cups your cheek with my hand* starlight hey, we’re alright, we’re going to get through this, i know it feels icky right now, but it won’t feel this way forever~ buba also knows how silly that sounds as you’re sitting in that sadness, i promise i do~ you’re doing the best you can i know you are love. *taking your hand and holding it* expressing your feelings is something to be proud of blossom, your feelings don’t make you weak~ and they certainly don’t change the way i love you. i will always be here to dry your tears or quell your fears my love, ‘tala isn’t going anywhere angel, i’ll be right here when you need me sweetheart.

#a fun fact about me is that i am actually quite sensitive and can cry at the smallest of things #crying is healthy #safe space #does this count as abandonment comfort #those late night thoughts consume but your charming prinx is here to comfort you #late night thoughts #trying not to be discouraged by my dwindling reach on this app #sometimes i wonder if the universe rly just doesn’t want me to spread my wings…. #if you liked this please do let me know #it’s too late to be in the tags waffling #agere caregiver #comfort #sleep comfort #comforting #agere comfort #age regression caregiver #caregiver comforts #sfw caregiver #age regression #agere cg #sfw agere #idk how to tag this #a wee bit tired methinks #sleepy #goodnight angel #perhaps the tags will continue to remain an unsolvable mystery (i’m trying my best)

[mothusband]

reminder to newcomers that if your blog has no posts, no profile picture, no header, and your blog colors aren't changed, i and most other people will take that as you being a bot and will block and report you as spam if you follow us. go to your profile and click the little paint pallette and give your blog a makeover real quick or if that's too much just change your blog title to something like "not a bot". i really recommend the makeover though because that's much more fun even if you don't want to reblog and you're just here to lurk.

#and if newcomers see this: we had a huge bot influx in december-ish where a lot of us were having up to a dozen bots following us in a day #it took ages for it to settle down but for me theres only one or two a day now #and because ive seen people arguing for leaving their bot followers: follower count doesnt matter in the slightest on tumblr #no one can see the numbers and it doesnt boost your posts. all leaving the bots does is possibly let them spam your posts #with malicious links. they do nothing and thats why we block and report them and when you leave your blog completely empty #that just makes you indistinguishable from a bot when you follow someone and your blog may eventually be deleted if its reported enough. #im saying all this because i think im ending up blocking quite a few humans lately and i dont want to block real people #come join the party but theres just one rule: you HAVE to show signs of humanity. even if its just a simple ''not a bot'' in your bio.