#cowboy rants

[babygirlcowboy]

Throwing this under the cut bc it's about depression and other gross things,,over sharing so read at your own risk

Moral of the story I have had athletes foot for a solid year that I have just been ignoring bc I had to focus my energy on like getting out of bed, and eating enough, and like not fucking killing myself,,,so yeh past year have had athletes foot that I never even tried to treat or get rid of bc it was just not a priority. Anyway finally like 2 weeks ago I was like okay let's handle this and I drove my silly little car to Walgreens and bought some silly little clotrimazole cream and low and behold it's starting to clear up!! Like for a year I have been getting horrible blisters on my toes bc the skin there is always raw and they went away!!! I'm just shocked at how fast it's working,,and like how much relief I'm experiencing!! Just crazy, mind blowing!!

And I feel a little bad,,,bc part of me wants to be like "oh I'm so stupid, It would have been so easy to get rid of a year ago when I first noticed it" but I don't want to do that because I was trying to keep myself alive back then,,and I'm actually kind of proud that I now have the energy and the motivation to focus on things that aren't just the bare minimum. Like bro I fucking had the dedication to put cream on my feet for 2 weeks straight I'm fucking unstoppable somebody give me a fucking green lantern ring right now I fucking deserve it

#depression can be so gross sometimes loooollll #like sadness and fungus be upon yee #anyway feeling good about myself so that's nice #cowboy rants

[cowboylament]

I have been fighting for my life to try and fix some plot holes in my fic and I've gotten pretty close now to the end, or what might be the end. and I need to figure two more things out but I'm so excited to share it. It's taken me so long because I realized right as I began that something was disconnected in the subtext and fixing has been hard but rewarding!!!!!!! So hopefully I can really stitch the last couple thousand words up tomorrow or the next day!!!!! hoping tomorrow!

#cowboy rants

[queerdraws]

projecting on luffy again. get bited.

#zolu #luzo #one piece #p.s. i claimed to maximum amount of straw hat badges but im only allowed to display them on my main account 😥 they are with me in spirit #p.p.s. have you ever bit a soft upper arm #i think zoros unflexed muscly upper arms would be the most stimmy thing in the world to chew on #me when i see the pumpkinhead halloween luffy world collectible figure. bite. #or some of the unreleased gear5 figures esp the world collectibles #okay maybe im on a world collectible figure kick i just think they are sooooooooooooooo!!!! (≧∇≦) ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡ #the markup to buy them used is insane tho ;__; so i just love them from afar #honorable mention to the new 20th anniversary action pose luffy with the haki arm and the big big fighting grin #and all babygirl zoros which i what i call zoro wearing any sunglasses but mostly filmz and filmgold sunglasses zoro #and when i see any art of my boys in their cowboy fits!!!!!!! #GGAAAAAH IM SO EXCITED I bought the ao cowboy shimmer print had to get it sent to someone in the states who will then ship it to me ;__; #<3 <3 <3 soon i will hold them. need to get some sort of wall display going for them and my zolu mail #okay okay ive ranted about a million things in the tags now. hope you enjoyed the bited. byeeeee

[madwcman]

cowboy! remus fic when????

ac: sophithil and likeafunerall (both on insta)

edit: i made a cowboy! remus fic 🫣

#remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x gn!reader #remus lupin x fem!reader #cowboy!remus lupin #remus lupin x you #remus lupin x y/n #remus lupin imagine #remus lupin fluff #remus lupin smut #remus lupin fic #someone please write this #the marauders #the marauders fandom #i need cowboy!remus #kiyah talks a lot​‧₊˚ ✩ #likeafunerall!remus #remus lupin is my bf (real!) #kiyahs daily rant about remus 🎀

[mysticfemme]

I hate the whole English farming culture but something about an American cowboy butch who drives a pickup truck and wears strong boots and has big muscles... uh what was I talking about again?

#and also okay i hate smoking in general but watching a butch smoke is very very sexy to me #i like the image i just can't stand the smell #wait #cowboy butch drinking whisky??? yes pls #in my head pedro pascal in kingsman is butch #rants n rambles

[punkitt-is-here]

For the people who want me to make Applejack christian conservative jokes I will not that's CRINGE!!! this ain't pony.mov or some shit I still want these characters to be reasonably within their actual personalities. The only reason people want that is because they associate people who are southern US with being shitty old religious racists!! That shit is simply not true. Plus it's such an overdone joke!! It wouldn't even be funny!

#my posts #mlp #Applejack #sorry for the lil mini rant but ive seen like four comments about it and its like #that wouldn't even be in character for her #you only want that because she speaks with an accent and wears a cowboy hat!!! #im from one of the most poor rural areas in washington and i can attest that being in the middle of nowhere or being stereotypically #like #redneck #does not mean you are some sort of god fearing homophobe #punkitt

[mossytines]

ARTHUR HEADCANON THAT'S EXTREMELY BASED ON HOW I PLAY THE GAME:

ARTHUR HAS A NEW OBSESSION EVERY MONTH OR SO. SAY HE SPENDS DAYS AND NIGHTS AWAY FROM CAMP AND PEOPLE ASK HIM WHERE HE'S BEEN AND HE SAYS, "Been learnin' about plants. Really getting into herbalist stuff." THEN HE CONTINUES TO RANT ABOUT HIS FAVORITE AND ALL THE THINGS ABOUT THEM, WHERE TO FIND THEM, ETC.

ONE DAY HE GAINS A LITTLE FISH OBSESSION AND EVERY MEAL THE CAMP HAS TO EAT A FISH STEW. EVERYONE BEGS HIM TO START HUNTING AGAIN BUT HE REFUSES. HE NEEDS TO DOCUMENT EVERY FISH HE CAN FIND, WHAT BAIT THEY LIKE MOST, AND WHERE TO FIND THEM.

#really debating on going on a rant about how i think arthur is autistic #i can't tell if im projecting or not but who cares #i love arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #arthur morgan #cowboy #cowboys #red dead redemption #red dead 2 #red dead redemption arthur #arthur rdr2 #rdr2 arthur

[eddies-spaghetti]

“Tenya: you are evil incarnate!

Honenuki: sorry ‘bout it.”

this always makes laugh so hard bc why does it sound like an old western film or smthn.

#like are they cowboys?? #i….. would be okay with them being cowboys #i only talk about bnha #bee rants about stupid stuff ig #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #bnha tenya #bnha iida #bnha tenya iida #mha tenya #mha iida #mha tenya iida #tenya iida #iida tenya #bnha mudman #mha mudman #mha honenuki #bnha honenuki #juzo honenuki #honenuki juzo #bnha season 5 #mha season 5 #bnha class 1b

[cherrirui-official]

I FORGOT TO POST THESE HERE!!! But please take the sillies that i did a while back while i work on other art stuff!

#i think they're really silly your honour #in MY hc/au they HATE EACHOTHER but they're also BESTIES!!! #olive oil capitalist vs mud cowboy anti-capitalist GO! #clodsire pastey wont hesitate to curbstomp arboliva joe given the chance... #...but at the same time hed give them a spare cigarette and listen to them rant about stuff that's on their mind while he fishes #speaking of which: Joe smokes on occasion but only when theyre alone. They're really good at hiding the smoke smell from others. #Unlike pastey who constantly smells like cigarettes gasoline and dirt (STANKY ASS!!!!) #also when they're pokemon joe is taller than pastey but in gijinka form pastey is significantly taller that's why the heights are different #bc in the au they can switch from gijinkas to pokemon at will #sorry for info dumping abt them they just make me kick my feet in the air like a little girl they're so goofy :] #more friendlocke gijinkas soon yall dw im just doing some other art stuff for now #maybe mmmm next month ill start working on the rest we'll see #friendlocke #friendlocke violet #violet gijinka au #saltydkdan #cherris canvas #also a lot of my saltydkdan related art consists of Joe being bullied I'm so sorry Joe I'll make it up to you

[sleepanonymous]

Contact the artist here on x.com or here on ko-fi for your own Sleep Token art commissions.

OKAY LISTEN I was gonna keep this commission I got a secret until I had a full set but oh my god 👀👀👀 (yeehaw lore below the cut)

Okay so this started with Shevy's Instagram livestream the night before the Dallas Ritual (September 18). I'm hanging out in Discord with some friends and we're chatting and watching her livestream, low-key hijacking it with inside jokes (Vessel's brown belt, II drinking soda through his mask, Cheeky Nandos, etc).

This was the first mention I could find, edited out user names since they have band members' names, and profile pics for both of the users' privacy. Anyway! It escalated from there to full-on manifestation and myself commissioning the artist (pink user above) to make art of III in a pink cowboy hat. After yeehaw IV was manifested instead, I gave her half the money for a second yeehaw commission and now we have tentative plans for a full yeehaw token. I wanted to wait to post this until I had at least III and IV but Sleep Token had other plans I guess 🤷‍♀️

#sleep token #iii sleep token #iii #fan art #yeehaw token #yeehaw iii #sleepanon gives sleep token cowboy hats 2023 #sleepanon rant #okay but for real the amount of misfired manifestations made me think this would not work #and that commissioning art would be the only way to get yeehaw token #i'm so glad that i was wrong #now someone put a cowboy hat on ii

[bobfloydsbabe]

I guess it’s time for me to actually finish chapter 3 of my Rhett fic because this is very much what he looks like towards the end of that chapter 🫣

#helena rants #rhett abbott #the drunk touch starved cowboy wakes up hungover and mortified over his behavior #outer range #lewis pullman #lew my beloved

[babygirlcowboy]

God gives his toughest battles (having insane back pain while menstruating) to his strongest soldiers (guy who is down to his final straw while studying for finals)

#i cant take it anymore!!!! #i cant take it!!!! #like why??? #why god why???? #im so seepy too #just please let me rest #also I keep bleeding through the ultra tampons like why is my pussy so uncontainable?? #screaming crying etc #punching holes in the drywall #tearing up the carpet as we speak #cowboy rants

[dr4wingfranciss]

gang what if i tell u i'm planning on writing bounty-hunter Treech x wanted-criminal Lamina??

#treemina #please tell me no one has already done this PLEASEE #it's kind of a cowboy bebop vibe yk #feel like it could work #do we fw this gang?? #frann rants abt stuff #tbosas

[murdrdocs]

god im so obsessed with gaul’s daughter reader w coryo

#i can’t stop thinking abt it #celeste’s rants #that and cowboy coryo

[cowboy-butch-blues]

as a butch I use makeup to not only make my face appear more masc but also to add a bit of creativity into my everyday and I'm scouring the internet for anyone with any idea of how to make ethereal sparkly make up into a more masculine look but I am struggling

#very much debating experimenting until i figure it out and being the change i wanna see in the world #like why can't i find any pixie cowboy make up artists ugh 🙄 #me when I libra rising #Jer rants

[nayeonline]

SPACE.COWBOY (my imagined ITZY comeback)

I’ve made a couple posts about JYP’s shitty management of ITZY, so I decided to do a little thought experiment in what direction I would take ITZY’s discography and aesthetics.

I decided to give them a full album because it’s 2023 and no one should be releasing mini albums this late in their career (this goes for everyone, not just itzy). The album, which I have entitled ‘SPACE.COWBOY’, has 10 tracks, including 1 English pre-release single, 1 Korean title track, two promoted b-sides, and six more b-sides.

For the concept, I decided to draw inspiration from the aesthetics of ‘Cowboy Bebop’ which I referenced in the album name. I really wanted a space aesthetic for ITZY, but I didn’t want it to be just aespa part 2, so I decided a 90s space Faye Valentine aesthetic was the move. Also, ginger Yeji, pink hair Chaeryeong, blonde Yuna, black hair Ryujin and Lia is a must :)

Anyway, into the tracklist!!!

(1) LOG-IN [Fifty Fifty]

When I first heard this song a couple years back, I was struck by how ITZY it sounded. I love it as an album opener, and I think ITZY would body a choreography to it.

(2) YEPPI YEPPI [aespa] (TITLE TRACK)

Same goes for this song, I think it sounds SO ITZY, it’s very evocative of their Dalla Dalla - Icy era, which is exactly the sound I want to hear from them again. This song is so timeless, so fun, and such a perfect ITZY title track.

(3) 3.14159 [Lexie Liu] (English Pre-Release)

I fucking love Lexie Liu, and this song is one of my favourites from her. It’s very whimsical, very psychedelic, and very high energy, which is exactly what ITZY does best. This song has the creativity their last few singles have been lacking. I think Yuna especially would OWN this track.

(4) YALLA [WJSN] (Promoted B-Side)

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS SONG SOONER?! I imagine Chaeryeong being the centre for this song, she has the perfect energy for it. I can definitely see this song going viral on K-Pop TikTok, I love it as a promoted B-Side.

(5) Cast Pearls Before Swine [Purple Kiss]

This is quintessential ITZY. I can see Lia performing this song so clearly, and I think it thematically references their debut self love concept just the right amount. I just really love this song ok, go stream it.

(6) MAGICIAN [Lexie Liu] (Promoted B-Side)

Can you tell I love Lexie Liu yet? This one has a chorus along similar lines to YALLA, and it's so addictive. This is another Yuna type song for me, but I also think Ryujin would be such a stand out on this. I don’t see it being in Mandarin for ITZY, but the hook is mostly onomatopoeia so I don’t think a language change would ruin it at all.

(7) The Great Mermaid [LE SSERAFIM]

I admit, I didn’t see the vision for this song when it first came out, but OH MY GOD do I get it now. I can definitely see this one for ITZY, especially that killer post chorus.

(8) YUCK [Charli XCX]

Charli XCX and ITZY are such a good mix, I couldn’t help giving them one of her most underrated pop anthems. This one has Ryujin written all over it

(9) LUCID [Rina Sawayama] (Promoted B-Side)

Did you really think I wasn’t going to include a Rina song? And this one especially is fucking amazing. Realistically I know the lyrics would be different for a K-Pop release, but just the UK dance-pop vibes alone are so fun. Somi did it with Fast-Forward, and as a Brit it's so funny to see idols release stuff that wouldn’t be out of place on the radio here. Yeji would eat this song up, but IMAGINE THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

(10) LOG-OUT [4s4ki]

Other than the obvious nice parallels with the album intro title, I think this song is such a fun album closer for ITZY. I hate that groups like ITZY consistently release ballads as their album closer, like they have no business singing in a bpm that slow. Obviously I don’t think they would sing in Japanese, but the pure chaos of this track would be such a fun experiment for them. (This one was for u @shyreol)

@a-moth-to-the-light im so interested to see ur thoughts on my made up album, and for ur one if u end up doing it :)

#had so much fun doing this #all my faves #itzy #itzy comeback #cowboy bebop #faye valentine #lia #ryujin #yuna #chaeryeong #yeji #kpop #lexie liu #fifty fifty #aespa #wjsn #purple kiss #le sserafim #charli xcx #rina sawayama #4s4ki #album imagine #kpop fan album #kpop rants #kpop gg #kpop girls