#cuz they're literally the same person just different fonts

[lowkeyremi]

when your boyfriend atsumu meets your best friend oikawa it does NOT go well.

you would think their personalities are similar so they'd get a long.

but oh how wrong that was. their egos are both huge so it's like two male peacocks fighting for dominance.

"well they're MY best friend. i met them before you even did! also your dye job is horrendous." oikawa would say to tsumu and he's not even phased because everyone always has something to say about his hair.

"I don't wanna to hear anythin' from someone who didn't make it to nationals at all in high school!!" atsumu would bite back because he plays dirty.

"tsumu! why would you say that??" you're behind atsumu not trying to get into the argument but that was such a low blow you just had to say something.

oikawa would just laugh with venom in his tone, "i bet they didn't tell you I was their first kiss, huh?" oikawa's arms are crossed and he's smiling like a villain.

atsumu whips his head around to look at you, "baby is that true??" shit. there's that pout of his.

"well.. yeah but like we were just trying things out back then... uh it was before i even met you tsumu." you respond nervously.

"i'm so sorry ya had to kiss such 'n ugly person, baby." your eyes about pop out of your skull.

"atsumu stop! babe this is just-"

"they didn't seem to think i was too ugly because they leaned in for another kiss afterward and it turned into a hot make out sesh." the memories come flooding back into your brain of the time you had made out with your best friend.

atsumu is seeing red now, "shut yer trap! they're with me and they love my kisses wayyyy more than yers which is why we're dating and yer just the best friend."

rest assured iwaizumi had finally come back from the bathroom and split the two apart.

"quit it you knuckle heads!! you clearly have a type, why'd you have to go for the snotty obnoxious guys??" he asks you with a roll of his eyes. he's also in the middle of them to keep a fight from breaking out not that you think they'd get physical. both are capable of leaving someone mentally damaged.

"i have no clue iwa, but thank you. let's go atsumu, you're not getting out of this one. i'll call you later, toru!" you drag atsumu by his arm and he's muttering nonsense about hating oikawa.

a/n: i based this off of this :3

#i swear they would fight each other #i remember i used to watch those haikyuu text stories and kawa + tsumu were always besties #i think i like it better when they're rivals tho #cuz they're literally the same person just different fonts #anyway... #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #atsumu miya #atsumu x reader #atsumu miya x reader #oikawa torū #oikawa #oikawa tooru #oikawa x reader #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa toru x reader

[hobiebrownismygod]

Miles G. Morales/Prowler Miles Headcanons

I like to think that he's basically 1610 Miles in a different font

Like they're literally the same person, he just has more trauma

After his dad died he begged his Uncle Aaron to teach him how to fight so he could prevent something from happening to his mom or anyone else he cared about

Thats when Aaron introduced him to being the Prowler

Because his dad died, I like to think he has a lot of trauma and symptoms of grief that people around him can see

He probably has trouble sleeping and gets a lot of nightmares

He forgets to eat food and sometimes goes up to two or three days without remembering to eat (would explain why hes so skinny in the scene we got of him)

He zones out a lot in class, thinking about how he could've saved his dad if he had the chance

But he still does really well in school, cuz Spider-man's always a genius and he was supposed to be Spider-man

He doesn't like opening up to people, but when he does he can get a little emotional

He was raised by his mom so he's a little more comfortable showing his emotions than the average guy

He tries to act cool in front of his uncle though, so he gets all cold and "emotionless" when Aaron's around

He's also very artistic and likes to draw

If he's crushing on someone (earth-42 gwen??) he'll fill his notebooks with drawings of them

He does a lot of chores and helps his mom a lot

He's very handy, and fixes broken things in the house a lot (taking up the man of the house kind of job)

Very protective of his mom and frequently checks her location on his phone (they share locations)

He just wants to make sure she's okay cuz ptsd from his dad's death

If he gets really close to a person he checks their locations often too (only if they've mutually shared them of course, he's not a creep)

His face completely lights up when he smiles and his eyes crinkle a little

its a rare sight but its very cute to see

Has a lot of friends but not many close ones

He lost a lot of his close friends after his dad died cuz he drifted away from them

When hes the Prowler he makes his voice deeper like how the spider people do it

He probably likes cats considering the fact that his suit kind of makes him look like one

He grew up too fast so he's pretty mature in terms of his mindset and personality

he can act childish and throw tantrums sometimes though but only with people hes comfortable around

Mixes his languages up sometimes or forgets words in English (Im bilingual and I do that so I like to think he probably would too)

Random thoughts that popped into my head about him :/

He's not gonna be some bad guy, he's gonna be the silliest little goober I promise

goofy kitten looking mf

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[hilsonpilled]

do you have any Michael headcanons?

he’s an aries

he babysits his siblings often; they come to be doing a lot of things to balance both elizabeth’s and evan’s entertainment. including:

baking. they suck. there’s flour everywhere and the little ones are constantly taking taste tests yet call each other out on it. at last, the sweet treats end up very amateurish, like the taste would only bother some kinda master chef. for instance, chocolate chip cookies having too much of an eggy taste. michael eats them nonchalantly, elizabeth criticizes the shit out of them and evan thinks they're the tastiest thing ever

reading stories with overdramatized acting!!!! yeah bed time stories alright but i’ll tell u one better. michael acting out literature/history pieces his siblings have homeworks about to help them learn more competently 8)

cozy movie nights in which their parents come home to them snuggled up on the couch asleep

prank wars! they do mischievous stuff even when their parents are home, but the difference is, when they're at home, evan & elizabeth team up against michael to annoy the hell out of him for giggles. anyhow when they're home alone, the little ones fight to be michael's teammate cuz they know a burnt out older brother has some experience in tomfoolery ohoho

he has glasses due to nearsightedness but refuses to wear them in school. hence he hates sitting in the back cuz despite wanting to talk with his friends, he also wants to pay attention but he can't see jackshit on the board

he has the prototype foxy plushie. he sleeps with it to this day

his first kiss was with his experienced jock friend for practice. nobody knows of it, not because they keep it as an embarrassing secret but it’s just their thing

decent at maths. he loses academic points because he does a lot of solving in his mind and can't rly elaborate with the correct formulas but he's like, great

he loves sitcoms !!! he's literally part of the live audience's reactions

lil bitch forces a mansneeze. his natural sneeze is a normal, cartoonish "achoo" and no it has nothing to do with toxic masculinity he just wants to have the terrible fucking dad sneeze and it only works half of the time or less. he goes "achoooUOURUUGJH" and it sounds so forced his friends/family laugh and bully him about it

got a bridge piercing in his early teens - it fell out in his early twenties when he kept playing with it, the metal getting loose and finally he walked straight into a wall and *clink*

paints his nails and occassionally wears eyeliner on his waterline. not just black :p

him and rodrick heffley are the same person in different fonts

.....and a lot more cuz michael lives in my mind rent free i hope u enjoyed my piece of mind !!!! <3

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