All the characters in my canon and what the fuck they’re doing here with some factoids sprinkled in for fun 🎉
This is a very long post… so….
Splendor (Oliver) - Owner of a small but growing candy store and bakery that creates sweets and treats that contain magic and are often incensed with emotions for enders to feed on. His hands were cursed to look the way they do now, hence why he wears the gloves. Has been best friends with Fen since childhood.
True - My self insert oc. She gets to marry Splendor because I simp. 👉👈
Kevin - Splendorman’s proxy. The very first of all of them, he is very much a basement lurker. He’s rarely seen, though he’s basically just a tech guy that gets to live in Splendor’s basement for free as Splendor’s way of apologizing for how Kevin became the way he is.
Nina - Splendorman’s proxy. The newest of all of them, she is also the youngest at 19. She was found roaming around the Veil in the woods by Splendor, who decided to take her in as a proxy when he discovered her prior operator had somehow gone and disappeared. She was one of several proxies that had scattered from the unknown ender’s residence. She now manages the social media page for Splendor’s candy business.
Finley, Gage and Damien - Splendorman’s proxies, but oc’s. I actually use them to display different personality traits of Splendor in more detail in the stages of True and Splendor’s relationship where they aren’t very close at all. 🤷 You may see more of that when I get more fics out.
Fen (Adonis) - Owner of a nightclub that has entrances in each of the realms, but in order to keep the humans out of the loop, only visitors capable of glamour are capable to move about as they please between the different sections connected to each realm. (This mostly only applies to associates of the club anyway, as they’re the only ones with reasons to switch it up.) A stalwart, which means half ender and half incubus. Polyamorous. Has been best friends with Splendor since childhood.
Kagekao - He has no paying job, but he has snatched so many wallets and is so good at stealing that it doesn’t matter. Dating Fen. Comes and goes as he pleases though, and is often very difficult to find unless Fen’s the one looking for him. Knows Fen is polyamorous and doesn’t really care.
Lorelei - Not really a dancer at Fen’s club, more of a soloist that works on her own and takes gigs where she likes. Animalistic (cat)/succubus. Not “dating” Fen, but a relationship in the sheets is definitely happening. Knows Fen is polyamorous, and is really only interested in more “open relationships” herself.
Trender (David) - True’s (whole lot of greats) great grandfather. He is… very old. Was exiled from the Veil a long time ago, having broken the law by unintentionally impregnating a proxy. He closely monitored the bloodline when the child was born, but lost track after several generation showing no signs of any abilities. He is currently a very successful designer.
Jocelyn - Shadow/Shifter demon that works for Trender, sometimes as a model and rarely as a secretary. Closely enough that she would ordinarily be labeled a proxy, but since Trender has been exiled, he rarely cares enough to follow traditional rules regarding work partners that are “below him.”
Zalgo - King of the Abyss (the underworld). Governs over all of the Abyss, though will often leave actual law making up to a very diligently and carefully chosen group of delegates, but every law written goes through him before it’s approved. Blah blah blah, he actually gets to fuck around a lot and is basically only there to sign papers and look official so the grumpy old delegates don’t have to.
Dark Link (Erembour) - Zalgo’s main guard and lover, not that it’s a publicly announced thing, but it’s also not like they’re doing much work to keep it a secret. A shadow demon. One of very few demons trained on the ability to destroy a soul.
E. Jack - Zalgo’s medic, otherwise known as the royal medic. Animalistic (wolf) demon. His “demon puberty” hit a few years into college, forcing him to disappear. After several years of causing chaos in the form of organ theft, Dark was sent after him and brought him to Zalgo.
Dina - Zalgo’s judge, also known as the royal judge. Abrahamic demon. Her father was an abrahamic demon, but seeing as these things are genetic, she became one too. Her abilities made her perfect for being a judge, as she can tell with 100% accuracy if someone is telling a lie. She was found by Dark after she had raised a lot of chaos and drawn a lot of attention.
Tenderman - Slenderman’s younger brother. Lives alone in a comfortably reserved home. Not many know, but he’s versed in dark magic, as well as some other more friendly things. Has not ever taken proxies and never will.
Slenderman - Tenderman’s older brother. Runs a small and secretive hit man for hire business, but otherwise runs an also very secretive dark magic side gig. A lot of what he does is illegal and the only reason he gets away with it is because the elders all love him for how traditional he acts.
Jeff, Jane, Ben and Toby - Slenderman’s proxies that run errands and complete tasks and missions for him.
Phosphorus - The older twin. Feeds on serotonin, the happy chemical in the brain. He manages the day shift at the fairgrounds for this reason, as it allows him to more effectively feed on the reactions of the patrons.
Hesperus - The younger twin. Feeds on cortisol, the fear and anxiety chemical in the brain. He manages the night shift at the fairgrounds for this reason, as it allows him to more effectively feed on the reactions of the patrons.
Laughing Jack, Helen and The Puppeteer - associates at the twins’ fairgrounds. LJ during the night shift, Helen during the day shift, and Pup switches it up from time to time.
Kat - Singer/Idol in the Abyss. As a shifter demon, she is able to perform sets of stars that most demons are not able to go and see for themselves, as they lack the ability to glamour themselves.
Tim and Brian - Cryptid/monster hunters. Theyre life was effected horribly by an ender and they set out to hunt him down, only to find the operator was not the only one of it’s kind.
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Dark Angel Reaction: Pollo Loco
Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]
The pre-episode conversation:
Wench: Here it is. You ready? ARE YOU READY???
Jezebel: YUSSSSS
Wench: I CAN'T HEAR YOU: ARE YOU READY??!?!?!
Jezebel: YUSSSSSSSSSSS
Wench: Okay. OKAY. Here. We. Go.
Jezebel: AHHHHHHHHHH! READYYYY????
Wench: YESSS
Jezebel: 3! 2! 3! 4! 5!
Wench: alsdkfjladskjf Gooooo
Jezebel: 4! 3! 2! 1! GOOOOO
– – –
GOD DAMN NOW A LIVE CHICKEN… Ma’am!
Foreshadowing
I FEEL YA OC
I FEEEL YAAAA OC! ☠️☠️
It’s Ben [Ben ded] Oh? [That's what they just said; they found a dead body with a barcode, and it's Ben] Well now I’m confused
Bby Ben [He was a storyteller :(] 😭😭😭
Wot? [Was this about the Nomlies?] I think yeah lol [Nomlies are, essentially, Manticore rejects. Flawed genetics, personalities, etc, to the point that they've been moved to the basement for reprogramming or permanent retirement]
…. Wait. Wait. 🤔🤔🤔🤔 WAIT. Isn’t that how she… Is this 🤔🤔🤔 [SPEAK] Is this the future and the episode is leading up to the death? [*whistles*]
[Nope. I just lied to you] You. My friend. Are a *redacted OFMD!Izzy cursing*
[Ma'am didn't say the nickname :(] LINTLICKERRR [There we go] 🙂
OOOOHHHH AHHHHH [This is a thing now :)] LIKE FUCKING NAILLSSSSS ON A CHALKBOARD
Bruh [Ma'am didn't even wait for a response] WHY NOT TELL HIM [Max is being Max again, what can I say] *sigh*
[I'm actually starting to recognize the kids this go-round]
Holy hell deep voice
[I don't know if that kid's dealing with the tryptophan thing btw]
When he said the blue lady was he referring to the Virgin Mary? [Yup. Ben storytelling again]
ACKLESSSSS HAS ARRIVEDDDD [He has indeed]
BUDDY WHATCHA DOING 👀👀👀 [Being homicidal. As one does.]
👀👀👀
Well damn
[Okay, look. I know we know that she was lying. But to be fair. It's kinda ridiculous that they act like the kids would all be recognizable. It's been. 11. Years.] Yeah that’s fair… But I mean I think I look like me from 11 years ago ☠️ [You didn't go through puberty in that time tho. I think they were like. 9]
["Closest thing to a brother" Bitch, ZACH IS SUPPOSED TO FILL THAT SPOT] Excuse you Zach doesn’t need to be filling no spots 👀😮💨🤢 [MA'AM WATCH THE SHOW]
‘Cause I’m an angsty bitchhhhhhh *sigh*
[Church] Time to repent. Then kill the priest. Then repent again. ["There's things, there's…people… feelings that I want to experience differently than I have before"] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awww man… Teef. That’s brutal. Blech [“Summer teef. Sum 're teef, sum 'ren't”] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
☠️☠️☠️☠️ Noooo
Priest is like… ma’am you gud [No, she ain't]
I had stuff to say but Ackles has reappeared instead (like an Angel)
Oooh jumpscare
The smileee
The smile is gone 🙁
Uhhh no… I don’t
Speed run ["Blurring," in the in-universe speak]
☠️☠️☠️ I swear he comes in so randomly WITH GROCERIES like
– – –
Wench: What were you saying when Ackles showed up? alskdjf
Jezebel: 😮💨😮💨 It was a joke and I don’t fully remember it enough to retype ☠️ Ackles just rewired my brain and it erased. Irrelevant. Non existent.
Wench: :))) Fair
Jezebel: But noooo the smile at Max 😮💨😮💨 I- I swoo— I’m married sir how dare you
Wench: Nooo
Jezebel: I- I have forgotten how to midpoint! All I wanna do is fangirl rn ☠️ and he’s only been in two scenes
Wench: I almost spilled my cereal at that one alksdjflaksdjf But I understand completely
Jezebel: Will be a better endpoint
Wench: Aight… on we go?
Jezebel: YESSSS
– – –
The priest is gonna get ded
“Faith in the lady” That’s… ok 🤣🤣🤣
Priest is like… shit. Time to find another line of work
[The eagerness with which he seized on the soldier explanation 😭] 😭��😭
“The lady” I’m dying
Oh noooo
I fucking jumped
["I'm not a liar"... murder = okay, lying = not. This says something]
Ok I see what he’s doing I think
I’d be ded. “Slide the wot IN WHERE!?! Pretty boy help!”
“Click”? Oh, or maybe it was loaded after all
Poor priest
A lot, lady. A lot
[Poor Ben having a crisis of faith :(] 💔💔💔 Damn. It be like that kid
Oooop [He invaded her perch] He gonna start talking in circles now [He already did... Devour-coded] ☠️☠️☠️☠️
[THIS IS THE "SHE"! (The one I said to be concerned about)] Ohhhh… That wants the kids killed? [Yup]
[X5-493 = Ben, btw] 494 Alec? [Yup. And X5-452 = Max, iirc]
Ohhhhh military Karen [She calls him Deck] Milataren… Lintlicker and Militaren.
[Oop- Ben is back. Important scene!]
Bruh he looked back like oh shit [She annoys me here too btw. Like. bro, your brother is clearly losing himself. And you're more interested in being bitchy about it than being caring. “Bet he’d love to figure out what the hell went wrong with you.” Whyyyy did that need to be said?]
Lintlicker is like a fucking dog fighter with his little gaggle of pit bulls
Oh shit, crazy kids [Azazel-coded] Ooooof, trueee [I heard it in his voice alksdj]
[he wears fine blood well] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Sorry, kinda had to]
Logan whatchu doin [He sneak]
Lintlicker whatchu doin [He protecc his kid]
Oooop- Logan you been had
["You think because she's so pretty, she isn't as dangerous?" Bruh, there was a whole unit designed to use attraction as a weapon asldkfj *cough cough* Alec] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
[I'd be concerned about Ben too, tbh]
Ooooop [“Do you hate yourself that much?” Yes He does. Have you not been watching?]
[This woman sees her brother losing himself and is like. Aight. I got this. Let me make it worse!] ☠️☠️☠️
AHHHH
NOOOOO
THE SAD
OMG HIS HEIGHTTT. It’s visible here
YOU COULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME??? [Her physical acting there was so weird]
Ooooop
Oh. The forest. THE forest. Ack. ACKKKK. [:)]
[This man playing the actual original comic book villain: "It seems his faith wasn't strong enough."] RIGHT
OH CRAZY SMILE
BRUH
HOLY SHIT
Oh. Oh that’s broken. Ack
OH SHIT
ACK
AAAAAAACK ["Ben, I can't carry you; we'll both get caught" Bitch, tell that to your pilot-episode self]
ACKKKKKKK
HIS VOICE [I KNOW]
ACHKKS
Nooooooo
Why couldn’t you just do it
Why
We don’t need a story
Ack
Ooooof
Ack [Coherency has gone bye-bye]
Welp… Ack
Mood, Max
I’m
Um
Ack
Also tho. The thing back then isn’t entirely fair they were kids
The priest is gonna be like…. Nope
[Priest survived, but he also has a weirdo barcode tattooed on his neck, and that's gonna make his life hella tricky in s2] Ohhhh, he comes back? [Nope. They forget about it. But everyone learns about the Manticore barcodes. And that's the main way of IDing transgenics. So like… Buddy boutta get slammed.] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Fair
– – –
Jezebel: So, like, endpoint…. What even is an endpoint?
Wench: "Ack,” perhaps?
Jezebel: What even is life? I’m not ok
Wench: I broke you alskdjf
Jezebel: … Ack. Which is like ack…les. So even more ack. I hope you and the minions are satisfied. Evil. Evillllll! ACKKKK!!!!! I AINT EVEN GET ANY JAM PONY TO MAKE IT BETTER
Wench: Okay, but s2 is better! Alec is only three episodes away!
Jezebel: I got two seconds of OC- THAT’S A WHOLE THREE HOURS AWAY! 😭 180 minutes
Wench: Do you see what I mean about it being the best episode of season 1 though?
Jezebel: Yes! It very much so was!
Wench: HAH!
Jezebel: Also noooooo the titleeee makessss sense nowwwwww!!! Ackkkkkkkkk What am I doing with this pain???? It’s like a reverse gift
Wench: You just kinda acked your way through the emotional scenes; I sent the script so you can compose your thoughts :)
Jezebel: Ohhhh. Well… That was a lot of 😦 Like, I get him going crazy. Also, I think I missed a part of Logan saying he had been doing this for a while (How long is the part I missed)
Wench: I don't think they said how long it was. But, regardless, Lydecker's been covering for Ben. Shutting down the investigations and all.
Jezebel: And, about that… On one hand I could go the anti Lintlicker route and say he’s only covering his ass because the woman wants to put them down and he doesn’t want to. And it’s nothing about him caring about them or anything. But I could also go the pro Lydecker route and say he was trying to cover it up to get to him so they could in his eyes fix the problem and he would have another “kid” home.
Wench: I think it's probably a mix of both, tbh. He does care about them, but, like we've discussed, in a twisted kinda way? So it might have been a "bring him home if we can" kinda thing. And… thoughts on Max?
Jezebel: She was meh at best this episode but the end, with the story, I really felt for her.
Wench: Yeah, I get that. I don't fully agree --- I think her handling of the Ben situation was pretty atrocious, tbh, even if it did end up working for a bit --- but otherwise... yeah, not bad. And the end was kinda hard to fully hold against her. (Also, talk about a picturesque death scene alsdkfj)
Jezebel: Right?! Like, oh, let’s have this lovely scenery, and plop a dead kid in his sister’s arms… oh, and sister is the murderer… Like… Wot? Ack
Wench: Also, the childishness of the way he was speaking tho 😭
Jezebel: I KNOWWW 😭😭😭😭 Budddyyyyy
Wench: Honestly, the character as a whole has that quality. He's so... beseeching. Legitimately, all he wants is someone to understand 😭 He tries to get that with the priest in the confessional --- "I'm a soldier"--- and with Max at the tower --- "Don’t tell me you don’t wake up with the sound of your heart pounding in your ears." --- and then again with Max at the end. Even the goading-Max-into-hitting-him bit. He wanted her to understand the violence and she didn't even give him that 😭
Jezebel: 🥺🥺🥺 I just 😭😭😭😭 He’s such a good actorrrrr 😭😭😭
Wench: Agreed... *sigh* But there ya go! Ben episode!
Jezebel: *sigh* indeed!
Wench: Final thoughts?
Jezebel: … ACK
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